jojolion

[thorn pier]

Huh.

[vapid summit]

when was giorno ever called jojo canonically

[analog ether]

oh that's true

no giorno was never called giogio

So nah

[thorn pier]

Oh yeah Giorno might be the same way

[analog ether]

phf fuckers need not apply

[white beacon]

Gappy having a stand change with a King name doesn't really make sense thematically because he's distant from the higashikatas, and probably against them for now since they're under jobin, and that he's steeled himself as holly's son, not a higashikata

He's not really all that much of part of the family too

[analog ether]

It makes sense
He's adopted, so he only uses half of the thematic naming conventions

[drowsy fog]

Jobin doesn't represent the higashitakas, we still have Hato, Daiya and Joshu

And Joshu most likely has a redemption arc coming in

At least IMO

[analog ether]

Every guy in the family has "Jo" in his name, but Josuke's the only one he doesn't have the King stuff

[drowsy fog]

Tsurugi doesnt have Jo

[analog ether]

Tsurugi isn't considered a guy in the naming convention

[thorn pier]

???

That makes no sense.

[analog ether]

He's named after a deck of cards like all the other girls

[thorn pier]

But..

Huh.

[white beacon]

It's the higashikatas that have the king name, not simply the jos

[thorn pier]

Yeah my point was that Jobin and Norisuke also had 'Jo' in their name.

But Jobin wasn't like that, was he?

[white beacon]

And josuke may be adopted but he's so distant from the family might as well not be a higashikata

[serene pasture]

It’s pretty clear at this point that Josuke is more Higashikata than Joestar-Kira, he himself said so

[drowsy fog]

But don't all the firstborns dress as a girl for a few years? Jobin must have done that too

[serene pasture]

And he’ll probably have to let Holly die and save Tsurugi

[white beacon]

In the chapter we last saw him he literally says he's holly's son

[serene pasture]

If he just saved holly, it would go against his whole arc

[white beacon]

And he'll do anything to save her

[analog ether]

That is literally the opposite of his arc

[thorn pier]

Jobin didn't though. I thought he did, that's why I said it made no sense.

[analog ether]

He's all about saving Holy, that's all he's wanting for the last like 5 years

(of serialisation)

[serene pasture]

Bruh

[drowsy fog]

Cant wait for the part to end with Rai and Gappy having an intense makeout session

[tame tide]

wrong image

[serene pasture]

His arc isn’t just saving Holly, it’s been all about realizing that he’s his own person, not Yoshikage or Josefumi, but ever since the Damo fight, he’s been misguided. Holly is still an important part of his life, and is his mom, but he’s still a higashikata, not a Joestar-Kira

[serene pasture]

And he’ll probably have to let Holly die because of that

[tame tide]

he isnt gonna let holly die if he does get the roakakkak bro

[ebon rampart]

Why is he gonna let holly die?

Lol his main aim was to save holly with the fruit

[thorn pier]

To save Yasuho or something I guess? I don't know, but yeah it might be part of his arc.

Currently a lot of people want the Rokakaka so someone is going to die probably.

[serene pasture]

Not voluntarily, but he’s going to have to give her up in favour of tsurugi. At least that’s what i think will happen

[ebon rampart]

he literally said it himself

[tame tide]

josuke does not rlly give a fuck abt tsurgui

[ebon rampart]

Fuck tsurugi

stupid cringe nae nae baby

[thorn pier]

^

[tame tide]

and the image i just sent is him literally saying hes gonna save holly

[analog ether]

Absolutely not. His whole goal from after the Damo arc ended has been about wanting to save his mom

1. Because he has feelings of love inside him
2. For "proof of his existance", because from Josuke's perspective, saving Holy is the equivalent of becoming his own person.
   His arc certainly isn't about saving some dumb fucking kid he has interacted with about 3 times in the whole story. Why would he give a shit?

[drowsy fog]

I think Yasuho will save Tsurugi or help him in some way, Josuke will be focused on Holly

Yasuho and Tsurugi actually have a strong connection unlike Gappy and Tsurugi

I predict Paisley Park vs Speed King soon

[ebon rampart]

Either yasuhoe or jobin is gonna die to try to save tsurugi

[serene pasture]

How would saving Holly signify that he’s his own person

[drowsy fog]

Maybe ending dramatically with Nut King Call or Walking Heart killing Jobin

[ebon rampart]

So you’re saying you don’t want to save your own mom?

[tame tide]

holly is his mom?

[drowsy fog]

50% mom

[vapid summit]

HAHA

YOU SAID NUT

[white beacon]

Because he's actualized in himself that his person is as holly's son and what he will do as a son is save his mom?

[vapid summit]

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHNAHAAHA SO F U N I

[ebon rampart]

50% mom bruh WHO CARES

[analog ether]

Cus she's the only real connection to his past life.
She's half his mom (Kira), half the person that saved his life. (Josefumi)

[ebon rampart]

Josuke even says it himself

[tame tide]

she was a mother figure to josefumi too

[analog ether]

^^^^^

[kind owl]

@analog ether, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 20 !

[ebon rampart]

He says that she’s still his mom

and he is her son

that whole page didnt explain it for you?

[drowsy fog]

Gappy has repeatedly had internal monologues about how saving Holly would make him prove to himself that he is his own person

[drowsy fog]

So many confusions in jojo come from people just not reading

[ebon rampart]

its actually upsetting

[drowsy fog]

I think the only manga that "that" side of the community has paid attention to is SBR

[white beacon]

Also callback to when Holly could get yasuho's measurements at a glance is because she has measured her own body countless times

[queen fox]

the people who only read jojo for SBR aren't real jojo fans\

[ebon rampart]

jojo lions unite

[drowsy fog]

Has there ever been a lion in jojo

Like ever

[white beacon]

The saint corpse

"Lion" in the sense of the greek(?) Term meaning blessed

[vapid summit]

leone abbacchio

leone is lion

in italian

[drowsy fog]

Jojoabba

[tacit cairn]

Is #97 out?

[ebon rampart]

Nope

9 more days

[tacit cairn]

Shit

[heavy ledge]

i just want josuke back

[gentle venture]

NANI!!!!!

[ebon rampart]

I’ve been liking josuke more now

[tacit cairn]

Is that screen up there from #97?

[ebon rampart]

i only didn’t like him because i unironically love joshu

[analog ether]

[white beacon]

It's from 92

[tacit cairn]

Wtf

Oh right

[vapid summit]

J O S U K E R O T T E N

R O B B I E H I G A S H I K A T A

O H M Y G O D

[white beacon]

If it was from 97, surely we wouldn't have said that there's 9 more days until 97

[heavy ledge]

i want josefumi back, but that aint gonna happen

like, never

[vapid summit]

I want josefumi hair

[ebon rampart]

He’ll probably be in some flashback

Well not exactly a flashback

[heavy ledge]

no time for flashbacks

[analog ether]

i wish i was reading jjl when josefumi was revealed

[ebon rampart]

How do i say it

hold on

[heavy ledge]

me too...me too

[analog ether]

musta been a fucking bombshell and a hafl

[heavy ledge]

i love him so much

[vapid summit]

what

who did you say me too to

[drowsy fog]

@ebon rampart Please tell me you love Joshu the same way that you'd love Kira or Dio

[heavy ledge]

to lpc

[drowsy fog]

And dont think he's a good person

[ebon rampart]

He’s not a good person lmao

I just like how goofy and dumb he is

[vapid summit]

nno

joshu is a dick

[ebon rampart]

But he’s not completely an asshole

[analog ether]

Joshu's just a little bitch

Which is fine by me

[ebon rampart]

such a misconception with people

[vapid summit]

Joshu is spoilt doe

[heavy ledge]

being dumb makes him look a bitch

but he's just dumb and funny

[ebon rampart]

So is every higashikata family member

And nobody complains about that?

[white beacon]

Yeah cuz they ain't bein joshu

[vapid summit]

but his hair

[heavy ledge]

jobin is dumb and hot

[vapid summit]

his hair is weird

[ebon rampart]

Exactly

People always have this joshu hate bias

[gentle venture]

joshu best boy

[ebon rampart]

its unfair

[vapid summit]

Well

[ebon rampart]

Even when he does some good things people will shit on him

[vapid summit]

That's a little bit of a redeption

I mean

[heavy ledge]

i really felt joshu when he showed josuke his homework, josuke solved a math problem in like 5 seconds and joshu had no clue at all

that was me

[vapid summit]

He's fucking dumb aint he? It's like hes that popular annoying bully guy who swirlies you daily.

[analog ether]

Joshu
Popular

He wishes

[ebon rampart]

Joshu is the bully who gets bullied by every one else

[vapid summit]

Well

He has that complex

Yeah

[hybrid pawn]

The whole family is fucking weird

[gentle venture]

yushuo has gamer mom

[vapid summit]

damnn

[astral widget]

gamer

[analog ether]

big alcoholic gamer babe

[hybrid pawn]

@minor ore welcome on the Server

[minor ore]

ohhh hi thanks for welcoming me

ah yes you know I like jojolion

[hybrid pawn]

Of course

[minor ore]

when is it coming out again?

[ebon rampart]

9 days

[white beacon]

On the 18th/19th

[minor ore]

ok thanks

i have been wanting to discuss it with someone for a while now

so i am happy to be here

[novel igloo]

yasuhos mom is a gamer 😳

[supple totem]

[novel igloo]

may i even say

a girl gamer

😳

[gentle venture]

wonder if there is going to be a preview for part 9 at the end of jojolion

[minor ore]

Was there one at the end of SBR for Jojolion?

[analog ether]

Yep

[minor ore]

There was?

[old marlin]

That only happened in part 2

[analog ether]

Well, there was a preview image for JoJolion

And the first chapter came out the next month after SBR's last one

[minor ore]

Can I see it actually? Or is it just the cover or something for the first chapter and I've already seen it?

If you have it I'd like to see it.

[analog ether]

sure

[minor ore]

Iconic

[old marlin]

Ugly

[minor ore]

But iconic

[gentle venture]

Iconic gap

[minor ore]

Big gap.

[ebon rampart]

Soft and Wet nose

[minor ore]

Early soft and wet!!!

His hair is also shorter and the hat is different.

[white beacon]

We'd only get a preview of part9 if araki is making it directly after jjl ends

Which I think he might not, he'd probably want to take a break

[analog ether]

Well you never know. I still think the idea of a Part 9 is weird

[drowsy fog]

How would jojo conclude with part 8

[ebon rampart]

I do believe a part 9 is going to happen

[analog ether]

I've only known 8 JoJo's, 8 Parts this whole time, I'm gonna be weirded out by some new kid showing up

[minor ore]

Araki retires

Bam

[analog ether]

Probably tbh

[drowsy fog]

[gentle venture]

[ebon rampart]

whats he gonna do when he retires?

[analog ether]

Chill on his pile of money probably

[ebon rampart]

he’s gonna go to italy and die from falling down the stairs

[drowsy fog]

Make Stands real

[gentle venture]

chill with his children

[minor ore]

He's gonna grow

Live and learn

[ebon rampart]

Reminds me of that story with araki’s sister and his niece

[drowsy fog]

Huhuh

[minor ore]

I don't see a need to conclude Jojo with a grand finale.

And it's simply not true that it's divided into trilogies, it could very well end with part 8.

Yeah

[old marlin]

I mean

It kinda is ig

1 3 and 6 could be considered a trilogy

[ebon rampart]

I mean Araki hasn’t mentioned anything about any health problems and he still has a passion for JoJo so I don’t really believe that he’ll just end it with this.

[minor ore]

Yeah I think there'll be a part 9. Not sure about 10 if the 9th part is going to be as long as Jojolion, but it might be that there'll be a part 10 as well.

[tame tide]

assuming jjl ends in like 2 years and part 9 takes 10 he'd be like 70 by the time it ends

[drowsy fog]

How is JJL gonna end in 2 years

[analog ether]

We're in the final stretch at this point

[ebon rampart]

2 years seems a good amount of time

[tame tide]

sbrs final arc took 2 years iirc

[ebon rampart]

Maybe 3

[analog ether]

Probably the equivalent to Hot Pants & Diego on the Train

[tame tide]

and we still aren't on it yet I think

[minor ore]

I think we are.

[gentle venture]

hopefully no hiatus

[gentle venture]

i wish i had siblings that did this

[drowsy fog]

I love the cute family interactions in jjl

[minor ore]

I wish I had jobin for a husband

[minor ore]

The last one didn't age well

😔

[drowsy fog]

yeah lol

[gentle venture]

[drowsy fog]

"Jobin isn't the main villain"

^Imagine being this guy

[minor ore]

Both head doctor and jobin are main villains

Fight me hoes

[astral widget]

happy jobun

also I just noticed hatos hair are arrows

[minor ore]

It's probably true, but I believe Jobin is the actual villain. I think maybe Josuke will finish off the head doctor and then fight Jobin.

Like with Silver Chariot Requiem, it's just a distraction that they'll both try to overcome perhaps.

I wouldn't compare those two lol

[gentle venture]

oof rip tsurugi if he sees josuke fighting jobin and remembers josuke said he wouldn't harm him

[minor ore]

Well, I'm not comparing them, but the roles they play in the story might be similar.

[near cedar]

I saw a convo from earlier and wondered

Why do people still say Part 8Kira is this universe's Jotaro

He ain't

[minor ore]

He is though.

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 4 !

[near cedar]

He is his own man who is pretty unlike Jotaro

[analog ether]

Cus he's Holy's Kid

[minor ore]

Not actually but ^

[tame tide]

araki is not allowed to have new characters eriksonn

[analog ether]

The truth is that there's never just "one counterpart" and characters in the new continuity can embody many of the old ones

[astral widget]

like using meta-reasoning ofc kira is a completely different character but is technically a jotaro equivalent because of relativity

but hey I rather not get into that

[minor ore]

He is there instead of Jotaro on the family tree, that's all.

[near cedar]

He is

But I don't think he ever acted like Jotaro

[minor ore]

Yeah not really except they both wanna save their mom.

[astral widget]

the only thing that really is jotaro-like he has done is the holly saving thing

[drowsy fog]

He has Jotaro's personality lol

Even the obsession with the sea

[near cedar]

No

[astral widget]

eh I dont think jotaro has that much personality

[near cedar]

Jotaro ain't obsessed with the sea

That's a meme

[minor ore]

Yep.

[astral widget]

yeah hes just a marine biologist

[drowsy fog]

Have you seen his room in part 5

[minor ore]

But they both do things for a living that are related to the sea.

[drowsy fog]

The whole dolphin fucking thing is a dumb meme but he is definitely very into the ocean

[gentle venture]

what about when he was bullying ojiro

[minor ore]

Yeah. That's not a Jotaro thing to do.

[drowsy fog]

he was being a purist wasn't he

[analog ether]

THat's just chad behaviour

[minor ore]

He almost drove the man to suicide.

[analog ether]

Well being real
Ojiro is a shitty person

Like, a real fucking scumbag

[near cedar]

Yep

[minor ore]

He might've not been that way before.

[analog ether]

We just like him cus he's funny

He was drowning women in the ocean for funsies when Kira met him

[minor ore]

Oh yeah maybe oops.

I didn't remember that was before.

[near cedar]

I never liked him

The only emotion I felt when he died was surprise cuz of how Speed King fucked him up from afar

[astral widget]

fun fun funny

[minor ore]

Also Kira was obsessed with his hands, right?

[near cedar]

Yes

[astral widget]

yeah

[near cedar]

Made hand sculptures

[minor ore]

That's also not a Jotaro thing.

Kira's kind of a jerk.

[analog ether]

Yeah, but only the regular kind of hand fetish

[minor ore]

Yeah yeah.

[analog ether]

Also his own hands

Reeeallly liked his own hands

[astral widget]

at want point does it actually say he likes his own hands or is it just implied

[drowsy fog]

Being a jerk is absolutely a Jotaro thing

[ebon rampart]

He had hand sculptures based on his own hands

[minor ore]

Ojiro says it but he also says a lot of bullshit.

[ebon rampart]

It’s just assumed that he likes his own hands

[minor ore]

But yeah there are the sculptures too.

[astral widget]

yeah but I doubt jotaro would want to drive someone to suicide

[minor ore]

^

[near cedar]

Jotaro went out of his way to not hurt people when he found out about Star Platinum

Man locked himself in a cell

To not hurt anyone

[astral widget]

yeah jotaro is an asshole not a bad person

[gentle venture]

I wonder if we will see a stand use crazy diamonds ability in this part

[astral widget]

technically josefumi had a similar ability

[gentle venture]

can josuke's bubbles steal stuff like the will to fight

or only physical things

[analog ether]

only physical things

[minor ore]

He could steal the will to live and then people would just die.

[hybrid pawn]

I wish I had jobin for a husband
@minor ore that is the worst desicion you could make

[minor ore]

I don't care

He's rich and handsome

Oh and he's also fictional

😔

[minor ore]

i cant wait

for new chapter

[heavy ledge]

He is his own man who is pretty unlike Jotaro
@near cedar finally, someone who understands

[near cedar]

Eyyy

Another person who agrees with that 100% yey :)

[heavy ledge]

im tired of "counterparts" as well but its their point of view after all

[drowsy fog]

counterparts arent supposed to be 1:1

[ebon rampart]

It’s kinda crazy how for a while the theory that made the most sense was that Josuke stole Kira’s nuts with his stand

[gentle venture]

y'know with all the killing you forget how light hearted it is sometimes

[near cedar]

Awww

Look at those goofballs

That almost makes me forget all the bad guys Josuke brutally killed

[frozen charm]

Why does josuke go for the kill tho

Like most enemy's retire

But josuke just kills em

[minor ore]

he’s a killa

[frozen charm]

Like does he think the rock humans shouldn't exsist

[minor ore]

mamba mentality

@old marlin you agree?

[bold matrix]

en efecto

[frozen charm]

Maybe he thinks they'll just come back by eating rokakaka

I'd be pretty easy to spare them with soft and wet

[near cedar]

What is mamba mentality?

[old marlin]

@minor ore i agree him

[gentle venture]

josuke is just like johnny they are both killers

and determined

[near cedar]

The Rock humans are all pretty evil

They operate like a drug cartel

You steal from us? Well I'm gonna liquefy you and cut out you kidneys

And if you find out about them they kill you

Find out about Their business to be exact

[minor ore]

They murder people and take their names

Parasitic

But yea Josuke is one of the most brutal JoJos

It runs in the family with his distant relative being Johnny

[near cedar]

I mean he isn't really Josuke relative technically

He's Kira's

[minor ore]

Both compontents of Josuke are have a birthmark

They all spawned from Johnny so

[near cedar]

Well I mean if some Joestar banged a Kujo then yes

[queen fox]

I love Josuke's brutal personality

[near cedar]

Cuz Josefumi Kujo

If not and that birthmark turns out to be a whoops then nah

But who knows!

[minor ore]

Also what’s the origin of the rock humans I’m so interested and why are they connected to the rokakaka or have some extra benefits when consuming it

It very much feels like the race from part 2 of the pillar men

[near cedar]

And what's the relevance of the baby!?

The one they found on the beach

[minor ore]

I don’t think that’s gonna come up it was to show yasuhos stand ability but also I wouldn’t mind if it’s tooru cause it really looks like him

[near cedar]

It might be HD or Tooru?

Or you know both

If Tooru turns out to be HD somehow

[minor ore]

Everything is pointing to it

But I don’t know

[near cedar]

I need the next chapter

Inject it into my browser !

How many days till the harvest of the new JJL?

[minor ore]

We getting it in a week

[near cedar]

Oh 7!?

Nice!

[minor ore]

Like 17-18th

[frozen charm]

Tooru gives head to doctors??????

[near cedar]

[minor ore]

Tooru is so intriguing I don’t know why people dislike him everything he does makes me more curious about what his point is

He is such a fascinating character

[near cedar]

I don't like

His hair

[frozen charm]

Tooru came off kind of weird to me

[near cedar]

But that's it

[frozen charm]

Yea his hair is weird

His personality is weird

[minor ore]

Seems to have weird quirks and a suspicious undertone

[frozen charm]

He's quirky

[minor ore]

Very air headed

[near cedar]

Everything else seems pretty "hmmm"

[minor ore]

No thoughts head empty

[frozen charm]

He's really ignorant

[minor ore]

That dead stare when he answered yasuho was so scary

Like those eyes

[near cedar]

Epic

[frozen charm]

Yes but he was also eating burger

[near cedar]

Fuck

[frozen charm]

So

[near cedar]

Now I want a borger

[minor ore]

I actually love his little Afro and Swirly hairs

[frozen charm]

Visit your local mcdomald @near cedar

[near cedar]

It's 3 38 am

XD

[edgy mortar]

Wait this isn't spoil gen fuck

[frozen charm]

Lmao

[near cedar]

Ok gonna go sleep now

Bai

[minor ore]

Tooru be like Valentine, Kira and Diavolo at once

[frozen charm]

Also a bit of pucci

Like when he's just a preist

And not killing people

Like how he talks

[minor ore]

Like our JoJo he pulls from so many previous characters and is also himself

[frozen charm]

Yeah

[minor ore]

Watch him be main villain and turn out to be the washed up baby

💀💀

[frozen charm]

He got da bling doe

[minor ore]

Tooru will be like oops I’m sorry my stand went out of control

Sorry yasuho

And then proceed to murder her

[frozen charm]

Someone has to die in this part

[gentle venture]

what if his stand is like purple haze and attacks everyone

[frozen charm]

He has made in heaven 2

Duh

[minor ore]

For me the ability will be similar to chariot requiem and the stand we saw on the stair case will be what’s causing it and it’s gonna turn out it’s like the sun casting the shadow of the stand behind everyone

[frozen charm]

Yeah

[minor ore]

Or something close to that probably

And the Rokakaka will trigger a stand evolution

Hopefully not requiem

[frozen charm]

It's gonna be a stand that's defeated by josuke or mamezuku having a big brain moment and finding it's weakness

[minor ore]

Can someone survive the rock disease like???

That has me wondering about tsurugi

Cause he seemed fine and the countdown was still going

So the rokakaka wasn’t used on him

Is it something like a temporary state or

[frozen charm]

Rina lived awhile while having it

But tsurugi is child

So he kinda weak

[minor ore]

Maybe you can survive it but no one has gotten to do it because it has always been transferred to the parent

Tsugi is actually quite strong and smart for such a young child

[gentle venture]

maybe it just is faster in children

[frozen charm]

He's similar to emporio

[minor ore]

Current target of the stand also seems to be him or mitsuba

[frozen charm]

I think it's mitsuba

[minor ore]

Probably mitsuba

Mitsuba is such a good character

[frozen charm]

When you use Grammer

[minor ore]

What’s grammar don’t know that

[frozen charm]

She knows about the rokakaka

And has undergone the effects

[minor ore]

She is the easy way in to the higashikatas

[edgy mortar]

So uh

[frozen charm]

I don't like his face in that pannel

[minor ore]

Say, Uh...

[edgy mortar]

Can mitsuba still breath through her nose

[frozen charm]

His eyes are square

[minor ore]

His nose is weird also

[frozen charm]

He looks like he has a very thin moustache

[minor ore]

This man also had 6 fingers 1 panel and 8 the other

[edgy mortar]

Cute babies

[frozen charm]

Ewwww

[minor ore]

Tooru looks so creepy

[frozen charm]

Color tooru

[edgy mortar]

I'm just messing

[minor ore]

His nails are red

[gentle venture]

why does he look so creepy here

[minor ore]

Yea

It’s the strong shading

And almost pitch black eyes

We don’t see it as weird in black and white

[edgy mortar]

Yasuho has sharp boobs what the hell

[minor ore]

But I’m sure his colored panels are gonna be so creepy

[gentle venture]

man black guys really do make people look different

[edgy mortar]

Go stab tooru

What

[minor ore]

Tooru is gonna be such a cool reveal I really hope

This man is the weirdest most off putting dude I’ve seen and I love it but I would punch him to death irl

Araki is like oh you thought Joshu was off putting

Let me introduce this guy

[frozen charm]

Joshu vs tooru for yasuho

[minor ore]

That won’t happen I don’t think

Tooru wouldn’t risk it he is smart

[frozen charm]

The part has gotten too serious for that

[minor ore]

Yea

We are in like the final 3rd or 4th of the part

It’s kicking off I don’t think we getting any new introductions to characters as well

Since chapter 83 everything has gone to shambles

And it’s supposed to be all right at the estate after this

So the events in these 3 hours are gonna be like 10 more chapters I feel like

Rai seems to have the best understanding of the stand and is using it in his favor

[frozen charm]

Rai has big brain

[minor ore]

Yea Rai and Mistuba are the ones putting the pieces together

Also the duality build between Kaato and Holy

Leads me to believe that they are gonna play a role probably post harvest or kaato is gonna show up in the 3 hours

Kaato seems to have like a crazy strong stand something like enigma but there isn’t a trigger for her to put something in the cards other than it being compressed between 2 of them

[frozen charm]

She's probably gonna show up a bit after the harvest

[minor ore]

It’s very much like D4C I know comparing is bad but

Messy

Grammar said bye bye

[frozen charm]

Can she get out if she stores herself in her cards

That would be wacky

[minor ore]

Anyways back to the point her stand really is pocket edition of D4C

She put a chair in

So she could fit a child in

And probably more

[frozen charm]

Why didn't she store the child she murderd in the cards

Oh wait she didn't have her stand

Because they like come from the wall eyes

And stuff

It's weird

[minor ore]

Not sure but remember norisuke knew she had the stand he told to Joshu to not turn around the cards

But Joshu is an idiot

Norisuke is very aware of her stand but welp he is dead anyways and y’all can’t tell me anything

That man is gone

Jobin is lying to the family to calm them down and get them on his side but he is very much knows what he did

Even in the flash forward norisuke was hella dead

My theory on the situation is that PMK is tricking the family that norisuke is there

But something else must have happened for Jobin, Mistuba, HD and Yasuho to be gone

Maybe some deaths? We getting a kick ass fight 😳

[young meteor]

I have a feeling that Jobin is gonna die

[minor ore]

Jobin attacked the head doctor directly I fear for him

But but

Jobin isn’t under affect of the stand and can’t see it

Leads me to believe that either it will be some dumb thing where it doesn’t affect him or he is getting fatally injured and becomes a rokakaka candidate

[gentle venture]

but who will get the rokakaka tsurugi or yushuo

[minor ore]

Or the 1000 other people wanting it

[gentle venture]

i wonder if holly will even survive

[minor ore]

Tooru, HD, Yasuho, Tsurugi, Jobin, Norisuke (he dead anyways), Josuke and Karera want it

Tsugi and Norisuke are out as of now

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 21 !

[minor ore]

Like in the flash forward

Who doesn’t want the fruit is the question fr

Iwasuke comes thru the wall and eats the rokakaka everyone dies jojolion ending™️

[gentle venture]

imagine if holly dies and joseph comes to moriah

[frozen charm]

Iwasuke eats the rokakajakakakakakakakjdjss and turns into the JoJo lion

[minor ore]

Rock lion

With the power to reset the universe

He bites u and deletes u from the universe

[frozen charm]

Yeah it goes back to the og universe

[minor ore]

His poop is a portal to the old universe

[frozen charm]

Shizuka and josukes son have child and it's next JoJo

Futuristic JoJo part

[minor ore]

Iwasuke the true JoJo

[frozen charm]

Yea

[minor ore]

Everyone rn: Oh no I’m dying
Rock Doggie: chew rokakaka good

Turns into magical dust and starts a magic girl transformation

Oh! Iwasuke is evolving

[hoary sun]

Uwa!!!!-suke

Also Jobin is definitely gonna get fucked up bc the energy doesn’t seem to be picky as long as its around someone its attached to

[young meteor]

Iwasuke becomes an anime girl

[minor ore]

Iwasette

💀💀💀

[lost slate]

Iwako-chan

Would that make Iwasuke a rock human?

[minor ore]

A rock werewolf anime girl

With the power to do anything

Jojolions true theme

[halcyon galleon]

I 100% think Holly will survive

[lost slate]

For Holly to survive, Josuke has to die

[azure canopy]

why

[young meteor]

Equivalent Exchange maybe?

[azure canopy]

wasn't the point of the newest rokakaka to not need that tho

[gentle venture]

kira had the chad stride

[gentle venture]

while approaching his strongest enemy

[white beacon]

Ah yes, the strongest enemy

American Healthcare System

[young meteor]

Lmao

[hybrid pawn]

American Healthcare System
@white beacon he can’t fight something that doesn’t exist

[edgy mortar]

Fun fact:

[ashen raft]

the person above is part of the joubin fandom

[lethal tundra]

Person below as well

[drowsy fog]

[crude orchid]

hey @gentle venture and @white beacon i took a screenshot of the funny you made can i post it on r/shitpostcrusaders or i can send it to either of you (to post it or otherwise).i will censor your names and pfps

of course someone could have already done that

[white beacon]

i don't really care

[crude orchid]

nice

[white beacon]

do what you want

[vapid summit]

Jobin is good

[crude orchid]

consent is very cool

[vapid summit]

Tsurugi is a bit ugly ngl

[crude orchid]

i love how Jobin has just gone so far that the only thing he could think of doing is very badly hurting norisuke

he hurts the very thing he swore to protect

his family

i would consider him a tragic villian

[drowsy fog]

@vapid summit

[vapid summit]

Lol

Tsurugi ugly

[astral widget]

crunge

[vapid summit]

K

[lethal tundra]

Tsurugi looks disturbing to me

[daring bear]

he's 9 and has the proportions of a 1 year old

[vapid summit]

He was originally like 2

[lethal tundra]

What rai said lmao thats what disturbs me

[daring bear]

yea disturbs me too

[daring bear]

EVIL

[daring bear]

wtf

get that creature away from yasuho

[edgy mortar]

I think tsurigi looks cute

[astral widget]

wrong

[crude orchid]

yes

[lethal tundra]

I would rather hang out with joshu than tsurugi

[astral widget]

same

[near cedar]

Kick the baby!

[lost slate]

more like

kick the human origami

[edgy mortar]

Game theory: Tsurigi is purposely trying to cockblock joshu

[near cedar]

Well yes

Not like that ass hat deserves Yasuho either way

[ebon rampart]

joshu doesn’t wear hats...

[young meteor]

I think Eriksonn meant Josuke

[near cedar]

No I meant Joshu

Ass hat is an insult that doesn't require you to wear a hat :p

[young meteor]

Oh lol

[ebon rampart]

joshu is god bro

[young meteor]

Joshu best waifu tho

[astral widget]

yeah

[near cedar]

I'll like him if he apologises to Yasuho for all his bullshit

[crude orchid]

in metis its just works for norisuke he says that he hasnt died yet

[edgy mortar]

What

[white beacon]

i think i had a stroke reading that sentence

[edgy mortar]

You think he died?

[ebon rampart]

I thought Jobin was saying that as false hope to control his family members to stay calm

[near cedar]

Pretty sure he is dead

Why would Jobin very loudly be sad if he hadn't just killed him

[edgy mortar]

But that's all speculations
So we shouldn't assume everything we say is facts because we're not too sure

Not that I'm saying that you guys are saying it's facts

I'm just saying

Saying

Yea

[astral widget]

[ashen raft]

n

O

[errant prairie]

Y E S

[near cedar]

Yes

[ashen raft]

shut up yasohoe

[near cedar]

Yasuho is epic

[ashen raft]

females

[near cedar]

You hate females?

[ashen raft]

females

[near cedar]

< Doesn't get it

[ashen raft]

the joke is females

[astral widget]

how funny

[ashen raft]

i know

[vapid summit]

Yes females haha I'm a chad and I laugh at females

[astral widget]

i mean how is that funny

[ashen raft]

it isn't but it is

[near cedar]

No

[vapid summit]

Unable to locate the funny

[near cedar]

:p

[ashen raft]

yes that's the joke

[vapid summit]

A joke isn't a joke unless it's funny

[ashen raft]

tell that to the 10 million jojokes you see every day that fancy themselves as jokes

[vapid summit]

That's funny

The jojokes

For us

[ashen raft]

is every single one of them funny tho

[vapid summit]

No

And I agree

I would tell that to them but

Too much people

[ashen raft]

hence my point that jokes aren't always funny

Sometimes it takes a shit joke to appreciate the good ones

you may thank me later

[vapid summit]

Uh ok

[edgy mortar]

Huss I can't believe you..

.. You were a Redditor all along...

[heavy ledge]

radio
raDIO
wheeeeze

wheres the corpse of jesus? they said they took it back to america but some people say its buried under the wall eyes, is there any real connection between love train and the hd, they are kinda opposite abilities

[astral widget]

does walking heart only work on her heels or what

[drowsy fog]

yes

[noble haven]

@edgy mortar do it for her

[edgy mortar]

NEVER

[lost slate]

I would

[vocal mason]

1 week y'all

[azure canopy]

@heavy ledge it's probably buried under the wall eyes

bc the wall eyes are giving people stands

and love train could have some connection with the hd

because both deal with the concept of karma

and all that stuff

[vocal mason]

might be a small corpse part like the eye or ear

[near cedar]

Idk if i remember right but

Did we ever see the cropse's head in the flashback?

[vocal mason]

but idk if Devil's Palms persist after the corpse leaves

[near cedar]

Could it have rolled away

[vocal mason]

the Secret service or whatever would have looked all over to find the whole corpse

[azure canopy]

Devil's Palms do not persist afaik

only reason they could stay is if the corpse stays there

another theory is that Johnny became a saint

[near cedar]

Okay let me rephrase

Do we see it after Johnny is dead?

[azure canopy]

negative

corpse is never seen again after Johnny dies

afaik

[white beacon]

the corpse also was never taken out of the briefcase

[vocal mason]

Johnny becoming a saint kind of makes sense

[white beacon]

during the entire flashback

[azure canopy]

yeah

my theory is that Johnny may have fused with the corpse in some way

[drowsy fog]

Tusk Requiem

[azure canopy]

and that got made into an anti christ kind of creature

which would be the baby washing up on the beach

or you can look at it another way

the death of a saint and the spawn of a devil

[simple kraken]

Johnny's corpse is probably the cause of the wall eues

eyes

[azure canopy]

yeah

[drowsy fog]

What is Les Feuilles just

Picks up Johnny's corpse

And drags it somewhere else

[azure canopy]

I also think that just maybe the baby alludes to Doppio's birth

baby out of nowhere, no explanation

and on top of that, the same day a "saint" died

[white beacon]

doppio actually had a mom

[azure canopy]

well yeah, but his birth had no explanation

[drowsy fog]

My theory for next chapters: Johnny drinks Locacaca and his stand evolves, Paisley Park vs Speed King fight ends in Nut King Call and California King Bed incapacitating Jobin and Walking Heart killing him

[white beacon]

i think you mean his conception

[azure canopy]

yeah

[white beacon]

cuz birth just means how he got out of the belly

[azure canopy]

that's the word

his conception had no explanation

and well, Doppio is Diavolo, which is the devil, and this baby pulls up the day a saint dies

[drowsy fog]

The confusing backstory of Doppio/Diavolo is meant to be like an untrustworthy urban legend to show that no one knows anything about Diavolo

[azure canopy]

fair enough

[drowsy fog]

Dont think the new universe references that

[azure canopy]

well, the HD also has that mysterious persona kind of thing

[drowsy fog]

Didnt the last chapter show that the HD is a Stand?

[azure canopy]

if what Rai stated is true, yeah, it should be

[drowsy fog]

I still believe that the Calamity stand activates based on what you think makes it activate

[white beacon]

a few chapters ago also show that HD can talk to people at a conference

[drowsy fog]

Josuke, Rai, Yasuho and Mitsuba each have a different explanation on how it works and they're all right

@white beacon Physical stands could talk and pretend to be people

Example: Surface

[near cedar]

True

[azure canopy]

also, there was this uh scene

[kind owl]

@azure canopy, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 13 !

[azure canopy]

in the tree lambo

where Josuke and Rai are talking and suddenly the HD "stand" appears

[near cedar]

But is the HD a physical stand

[azure canopy]

and then it starts raining

[near cedar]

That's the question

[azure canopy]

and later we see Yasuho with Tooru

and Tooru shows her a picture of the HD

and it starts raining

[drowsy fog]

Ooh

[azure canopy]

and before that

[drowsy fog]

So you're saying

Its Weather Report

[azure canopy]

Tooru was talking about how people think about the same things at the same time

yes no

so

I think the stand activates when multiple people think about it or smth

because Tooru just had a monologue about all that before it started raining

[white beacon]

@drowsy fog based on holly's account, Akefu is an actual person that went into the hospital together with the other rock doctors while she was still wroking

[azure canopy]

Josuke and Yasuho probably thought about the HD at the same time

[drowsy fog]

Good point

I still dont fully understand what the point of fighting the HD is for Josuke

Ok he wants to save his mom but how is that helping

Feels like Rai and Josuke could have just listened to the PERSON WITH THE STAND THAT TELLS HER WHAT THE CORRECT THING TO DO IS and went to confront Jobin

[azure canopy]

probably to get his hands on the newest rokakaka

[near cedar]

HD is the leader of basically a drug ring that kills people

[azure canopy]

yeah

[white beacon]

Rokakaka's don't kill people, hell, they made one specifically to not kill a person

[near cedar]

True

But

The cartel themselves do

[white beacon]

ohhh i thought you meant the product

[near cedar]

Remember that one guy's reaction to learning Tsurugi and Yasuho saw him dealing a Rokaka

I worded that horribly

[white beacon]

yeah the team kills people, but that's only because they getting stopped

[drowsy fog]

Honestly my only wish is seeing more of Hato Daiya or Joshu doing something

[white beacon]

they wouldn't kill someone outright for no reason, that's a precious customer

[near cedar]

But but but

[drowsy fog]

Considering that in like 30 minutes the entire Higashitaka household is supposed to be perfectly peaceful (except for Tsurugi?) We may yet see a time stand

[near cedar]

Can Kyo come back

Like she has a cool as fuck stand

[azure canopy]

or Daiya

erasing memories

[drowsy fog]

Theres the theory that the package Josuke sent was only sent so that Born This Way would activate when it opens

That would be cool as fuck

[astral widget]

I hope to god its true

[near cedar]

Oh please

Give it to me

[white beacon]

but would need him to actually have had contact with kyo for it to work

[near cedar]

Born this way is a sick ass sand

[white beacon]

which, from what we know, kyo is gone from the family photo

[drowsy fog]

I hope that theory is on the right track, baby

[near cedar]

Maybe they had a phonecall of screen that will be revealed later?

[astral widget]

was that a born this way reference

[drowsy fog]

Yes

[astral widget]

nice

[drowsy fog]

I love the musical references in part 8

[azure canopy]

soft and wet s l a p s

[astral widget]

agree

[drowsy fog]

On this

CAAAAALIFORNIA

KIIIIIIIIING BEEEEEED

[astral widget]

paisley park also epic

[azure canopy]

yes

[drowsy fog]

It's only a paper Moon is also cool

[astral widget]

king nothing also banger

[drowsy fog]

And that counts as Tsurugi and Joshu

[azure canopy]

KING NOTHIIING

[drowsy fog]

WHERE'S YOUR CROWN KING NOTHIIIIING

[astral widget]

usually people use L-O-V-E for nut king call eye catches

[drowsy fog]

My favourite part 8 musical reference is probably In The Court of the Crimson King

[astral widget]

H m m m

[drowsy fog]

[astral widget]

I also like walking good

[white beacon]

i really hope that the true intent of the rock people locacaca smuggling situation is them trying to repopulate their species

or a slow takeover by slowly turning everyone into rock people

[drowsy fog]

That would actually make them bad guys unlike what they are now

[azure canopy]

maybe it can turn them back into normal people?

[drowsy fog]

[azure canopy]

we don't know the precise abilities of the newest rokakaka yet

[astral widget]

rock people were never normal people I'm pretty sure

[azure canopy]

well it can turn them into normal people then

[white beacon]

they kinda still are bad guys since what they're providing isn't a cure, just an alternative that could be worse if you're unlucky

[astral widget]

but why would you want to be a normal person with no cool rock powers

[azure canopy]

true

maybe it removes the bad aspects of being a rock human

[drowsy fog]

What if every single rock person's Stand was called I am a Rock

Like the guy who chose that name for his stand was a dick

[white beacon]

it wouldn't even really make sense why they would simply help humans for with nothing to gain from it

[drowsy fog]

Now no one gets to be a rock

[minor ore]

They're also bad people for using Mitsuba.

And Poor Tom isn't such a cool guy either I guess.

[gentle venture]

they are awsome jobros

[delicate cliff]

i'll wait :)

[drowsy fog]

Poor tom is such a chad

[astral widget]

indeed

[drowsy fog]

That guy fucks

[astral widget]

rock

most rock humans are just chads

[drowsy fog]

Specially dolomite

[astral widget]

or hato is just extremely easy

[drowsy fog]

That's Damo

Dolomite is Blue Hawaii's user

[astral widget]

fuck

I apologise for my memory

I just remember the D part of his name

I will now

[drowsy fog]

Your sin shall be forgiven

[ebon rampart]

https://youtu.be/SdXeoBZDJJQ

This is like my favourite jojo mmv video

[gentle venture]

ah yes welcome my brother

[ripe marlin]

you dont need that kind of language

[ruby halo]

Why do you delete everything I say

That's not a bad word

[gentle venture]

now my friend what did you want to discuss

[ruby halo]

Nothing

He said come here to make a part 8 "spoiler"

[ripe marlin]

it's not a bad word, its just not something you need to say here

[ruby halo]

Not even a spoiler

Like saying josuke get Kira's abilities isnt a spoiler

If u dont read part 8

Bc

1

U think I'm joking ab blood throw

Or just saying votingnkira

[ripe marlin]

wjat

[ruby halo]

Voring

[drowsy fog]

What

No one is gonna assume that

[ripe marlin]

josuke getting kiras abilities is a spoiler because regardless of what actually happens it spoils the abilities of a stand

[ruby halo]

Kira becomes josuke

No

[ripe marlin]

and that is a spoiler

[ruby halo]

Soft and wet is soft and wet already

[near cedar]

Josuke does get a part of Kira's ability

[ripe marlin]

dude it doesnt matter

[ruby halo]

And absorbing kira just changes their looks

[gentle venture]

i'm getting some doppo flashbacks

[drowsy fog]

No one reading SBR is gonna read about Kira in the next part and think "oh he's talking about p4 kira" because the entirety of p7 is rebranded p1 characters

Lmao

[ruby halo]

It's a fucking joke

[ripe marlin]

fake or not a spoiler is a spoiler

[near cedar]

No actually it gave S&W a different ability

[ripe marlin]

a fake spoiler can still ruin someones experience just as equally

[near cedar]

So technically yes a spoiler

[ripe marlin]

call me a clown all you want the rules are the rules

either follow them or go to a different server

[ruby halo]

Cant

The other good jojo server got turned to shit

[drowsy fog]

SPC server?

[ruby halo]

Bc the secondary owner was 12

[ripe marlin]

sounds like a you problem

[ruby halo]

And banned everyone

And a girl did to

She was on her period

And made a new server

[drowsy fog]

Oh jesus

[ruby halo]

Has 12 users

[ripe marlin]

what server even is this

[ruby halo]

Was dios mansion

Had like 200 users

[ripe marlin]

never heard of it

[near cedar]

I did once

[ruby halo]

A very active guy who did every jojo fight scene

[ripe marlin]

yeah 200 users doesnt make you one of the top jojo servers I hate to break it to you

[ruby halo]

With bots

Funny man

[ripe marlin]

was gonna say if SPC went to shit

[drowsy fog]

"A girl did too, she was on her period"

Cool guy alert

[ripe marlin]

wew boy

that would uh

either help us or ruin us

[ruby halo]

And character name roles

[ripe marlin]

probably both

[near cedar]

We have character and stand name roles

[drowsy fog]

I have Hamon user and have no idea what it does lmao

[near cedar]

Let's you talk

[ripe marlin]

everyone has it

[ruby halo]

I mean

[near cedar]

I think

[ripe marlin]

it lets you see the server

[ebon rampart]

Im pretty sure thats the beginner role

[ruby halo]

U could get character name

[ripe marlin]

without it you cant talk or see any chat

[ruby halo]

Nicknsme

Nickname

And u get a stand or hamon spin and stuff the higher ur lvl

And at lvl 100 u get the world

I was like 80

Then server fucked

[gentle venture]

same energy

[supple totem]

is that a Jotaro refrence?

[old marlin]

i wonder why 2 people pointing looks similar

[astral widget]

jojo reference in jojo

[white beacon]

Nah, they don't have the chad puffed chest jotaro has when he does it

They lack the pose factor

[ebon rampart]

Jotaro is a wussy!!!!

#chadtsurugisquad

[old marlin]

Shut up

Norisuke Life

[analog skiff]

brain storm underrated song

[astral widget]

I like it it's just too long

[analog skiff]

i can understand

the chorus of brain storm is a banger

[astral widget]

indeed

[analog skiff]

brain storm is imo one of the most underrated, if not the most underrated jojo fights

i hate when people diss on it

[lethal tundra]

Which one is brain storm

[astral widget]

virus

[white beacon]

Urban Guerilla and his rock pet, Doremifasolati Do

[analog skiff]

yep

oh yeah urban geurilla is also a banger

but not as good as brain storm imo

i understand why people don't really like doremi v. yasuho and josuke but i feel the urban v. rai section and the finale of the fight make up for any of that

[lethal tundra]

I dont like many of part 8 fights THAT much

[analog skiff]

i like a lot of them

[azure canopy]

beetle fight best fight

[analog skiff]

i'd say my favourites are schott key, ozon baby, brain storm

[old marlin]

Every fight is opretty great and memorable

Least favorite is Schott Keys

[analog skiff]

really?

I like schott keys a lot

it's a really cool brawl sequence with some really interesting usage of the very bad seeming schott keys

[astral widget]

I liked schott key because of josuke just beating the shit out of them

[analog skiff]

i stil llike a lot the scene where the guy hides the ball behind his back making some weird movement and suddenly the ball is right above josuke's head about to leak all the acid into his face

[astral widget]

I wanna see that animated

[analog skiff]

also the finale of brain storm is great

and i like how urban is able to use his stand for even a little non-combat purpose

by using it to make the ground super weak so he can dive into doremi without exposing either of them

[near cedar]

Hold up