jojolion

[thorn pier]

I know, Jojolion's different or whatever. People always say that.

But still.

[edgy mortar]

This part is already a mix of something new so why not

[thorn pier]

The villains are as good as they are because we see them early on.

[white beacon]

Yoshihiro Kira was one of the masterminds of the influx of stand users, but it's his son that's the Main Villain

[minor ore]

Are we forgetting the Head doctor or nah

[thorn pier]

And see stuff from their perspective. They seem real or whatever. The villains. That's why they're so good.

[lethal tundra]

Man I really wished jojolion took extra time to develop the higashikatas in an SoL way for some reason

[edgy mortar]

Yoshihiro

[minor ore]

SoL?

[lethal tundra]

Slice of lice

Life

[edgy mortar]

I hate the head doctor is main villain thing

[lethal tundra]

Slice of lice yum

[thorn pier]

ah yes, slice of lice

[edgy mortar]

Yeah id love that

[minor ore]

SLICE OF DIAVOLO'S LICE

[thorn pier]

Jobin is main villain, HD is threat to both.

[lethal tundra]

Add slice of lice to the curry

[edgy mortar]

Listen araki ive read your principles about making mangas but PLEASE

[thorn pier]

He's not much of a character, the HD. He is more of just an evil force.

[minor ore]

I believe the head doctor is the main villain

[thorn pier]

Mark my words... it is Jobin!

No doubt.

I feel no doubt.

[lethal tundra]

Rokaka and rock humans are so weird

[minor ore]

He can't be some random stand user he has too muxh screen time

[lethal tundra]

Whay was araki smoking when he thought of this

[white beacon]

It makes sense though, cuz one of araki's principles with a main villain is someone we can empathize with, meaning someone that's actually been written enough for us to know them as a person

[thorn pier]

^

[lethal tundra]

Dio noises

[edgy mortar]

He can't be some random stand user he has too muxh screen time
@minor ore
Bruv

[minor ore]

Jobin is gonna die soon so, vote for tooru as main villain!

[thorn pier]

HD is definitely not just some random stand user.

[edgy mortar]

That is literally the weakest statement I've ever heard

[thorn pier]

It'll be a 1v1v1, with Jobin as the main villain.

[minor ore]

OK and?

LMAO he is the main villain lmao

[lethal tundra]

HD is a spin user i am telling you

[minor ore]

Lmfao

[edgy mortar]

I believe hd is a key character

More than a main villain

[minor ore]

It's like

HD/ tooru = funny valentine
Jobin = DIEGO AU

[edgy mortar]

You're saying he has so much screentime because this arc is in progress for way too long

[minor ore]

What's your point lmao

[thorn pier]

No. HD is definitely important.

He is the last rock human.

[edgy mortar]

And not to mention you're forgetting kaato

[thorn pier]

It's not just a long arc.

Also Kaato is useless now. She won't return for anything important, I'm sure.

[edgy mortar]

Not really

[young meteor]

She might be useful

[thorn pier]

I doubt it. She is DEFINITELY not main villain material.

[heavy ledge]

The main villain turns out to be araki

[edgy mortar]

If part 5 is still on going you would probably say risotto is forgotten

[thorn pier]

There is only one contender for main villain.

[minor ore]

Kaato seems like she's the one behind Jobin's actions

[thorn pier]

I would say Risotto is forgotten?

[lethal tundra]

My only issue i feel with this part is that all of the characters are not used enough yet

Idk if someone else feels that

[minor ore]

I agree

[heavy ledge]

Yep

[daring bear]

I was just thinking that lmao

[thorn pier]

Yeah, it definitely does not feel like this is the end.

[lethal tundra]

I would love some daiya redemption arc

[daring bear]

Same

[heavy ledge]

Jjl is not even close to end

[kind owl]

@heavy ledge, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 13 !

[minor ore]

Ew no that hoe should be in jail

[lethal tundra]

Lmfao, knew you would say something like that @minor ore

[minor ore]

Yeah lmao

Aight Ima be gone for a sec

[ebon rampart]

With the introduction of the HD it does seem like it’s nearing its end

[daring bear]

I would say jjl is getting close to ending

[minor ore]

Arriverdecnrieoej e

[thorn pier]

Yeah it is

[lethal tundra]

Its almost reached the climax
I suppose after HD shittery it will enter ending phase

[daring bear]

Isn't it longer than sbr now?

[lethal tundra]

Yeah

[edgy mortar]

These conclusions gets more stupider and stupider and stupider

[daring bear]

That's insane

[thorn pier]

Can someone tell me the release date of the next chapter, chapter 97?

[upper knoll]

18th

As always

[lethal tundra]

I still havent read new chapter

[thorn pier]

It was 17th last time.

So not as always.

[heavy ledge]

I think thers a lot of information missing tho

[thorn pier]

Don't make me seem like an idiot.

[upper knoll]

Youre not an idiot

[daring bear]

New chapter was fire

[upper knoll]

Its called timezones bro

[thorn pier]

Yeah so don't say as always.

[lethal tundra]

For some reason i have been feeling like rereading kaguya sama

[thorn pier]

No, it was definitely stated it was the 17th.

[lethal tundra]

So welp

[thorn pier]

I'm sure it wasn't just timezones.

[upper knoll]

But its always 18th for me 😔

[heavy ledge]

You will know there release date is close when this chat starts exploding

[ebon rampart]

They’ll tag the jojo lions role when it comes

[upper knoll]

I mean whatever

We have the role

[ebon rampart]

Damn I need to draw fan art of that

Yasuho’s dog but as a lion

[heavy ledge]

jojoleeon

[thorn pier]

I am aware that they will do that, but you see... I am a true fan. I constantly crave more Jojolion.

[kind owl]

@thorn pier, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 26 !

[thorn pier]

I need to know.

[minor ore]

Who is going to die next chapter

[edgy mortar]

You

[lethal tundra]

Your neighbor

[minor ore]

Good

Thanks for the info

[thorn pier]

Josuke takes off his shoes a lot.

[ebon rampart]

Josuke feet?

😋😋😋

[astral widget]

hol up I gotta water my shoes

[minor ore]

nice

[twilit marsh]

josefumi

josefumi kujo

THE FUCKING HAIR

I FUCKING HATE IT

WHAT IS THIS

EWWW

[astral widget]

gyro lipstick 😳

[heavy ledge]

dont u dare say anything about my boi

I FUCKING HATE IT
@twilit marsh

[twilit marsh]

just the hair

it s part 4 josuke but ew

[heavy ledge]

i draw the hair just like elvis but shaved on the sides cos it looks weird otherwise

[twilit marsh]

still ew

[heavy ledge]

no ew pls

[ebon rampart]

His barber fucked up his sides

[heavy ledge]

it looks pretty much like 80% of mens hair rn just manga style

[thorn pier]

it is ew

you're right

[heavy ledge]

u know, soccer players

mostly

[thorn pier]

Also yeah Josuke.

I hate that hairsyle.

It's disgusting.

[astral cargo]

The color scans make him look worse

[minor ore]

He was already ugly without the colour scans

[minor ore]

I am currently reading part 8 so I am not active here. I just wanted to say that I hate Joshu

[twilit marsh]

i do too

[astral widget]

joshu

[ebon rampart]

What the fuck

[twilit marsh]

it s indeed complicated

[astral widget]

okuyasu lookin hot doe ngl

[ebon rampart]

Joshu is the most complicated, complex, deep and tragic character in the whole of jojolion

[twilit marsh]

.... what okuyasu

[astral widget]

nijimura

[twilit marsh]

...from diu..

[willow pendant]

..........

[ebon rampart]

Talking about the au counterpart

[twilit marsh]

stooooooooop

[astral widget]

yeah I know but the names are similar so let me dream of maid r63 okuyasu

[twilit marsh]

didn t reach thatt

[astral widget]

you've already reached the maid though right

since you've reached jobin

[twilit marsh]

yea

but what okuyasu

[astral widget]

her last name is nijimura and it's mostly a meme that's shes au okuyasu

[twilit marsh]

OOOOOOH

OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH

[astral widget]

lol

[white beacon]

Keeping with Nijimura tradition, Kyo means 10 quadrillion

Whereas Keicho's Cho is 1 trillion, Okuyasu's Oku is 100 million

[astral widget]

damn that's a fun fact

thanks for the fact

[gentle venture]

oi josuke i just erased the only girl that could love me....myself

[lyric vale]

can someone explain my dumbass how johnny died

i've read the chapter thrice and i still don get it

[thorn pier]

He shot himself.

That is how he died.

And then there was a rock on him for some reason.

[lyric vale]

bruh I think I missed a page or two

[minor ore]

yea

he did the suicide

to save george

and rina

[thorn pier]

Yeah it's related to the rock disease.

[minor ore]

yea

pretty sad moment

[near cedar]

At least he got a few happy years

[minor ore]

yea

[near cedar]

I blame Dio

[minor ore]

he still died

[lyric vale]

I have to read the chapter again ig a page didn't load

[white beacon]

He shot his son which has rock disease, the saint corpse under his son redirected the shot and disease to johnny

[minor ore]

oh

i thought he shot himself

[thorn pier]

He did?

I'm preeetty sure he did.

[minor ore]

epic

[thorn pier]

Mangadex is down? Rip, I was gonna find it now.

[minor ore]

rip

[thorn pier]

Rip indeed

[thorn pier]

Waaaaah!

[white beacon]

You can see the shot going to george's head in the first page, then johnny gets the rockies, then is shot by his own bullet coming from nowhere as george is healthy

[ebon rampart]

The boulder secretly be the HD in disguise

[pliant sail]

Latest vol arrived

Look who be peekin on the spine...

[astral widget]

its him

[pliant sail]

Damn

JoJolion is close to having the same num of volumes as SBR

Wonder if it’ll end up having more volumes

SBR has been the longest JoJo so far, right?

Guess it’s likely JoJolion might end up being longer

Since it’s on 23

And SBR ended at 24

[astral widget]

jojolion will probably get more

[errant prairie]

Paisley Park's mouth

Paisley Park's mouth

[astral widget]

PP mouth

[minor ore]

Those volumes are really nice bro

[thorn pier]

already has more chapters

[foggy depot]

When jojolion ends the stone ocean anime probably already finished

[thorn pier]

Nah

[astral widget]

jojolion will go longer than that

[thorn pier]

no

maybe

[foggy depot]

Honestly

[astral widget]

let me hope

[foggy depot]

With the rate the current story is going

[kind owl]

@foggy depot, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 1 !

[foggy depot]

It is probably gonna be a long time

It has a looot of shit to uncover

[mint gyro]

It definitely feels like we're coming up on a major fight, though.

[thorn pier]

I don't know, the anime would probably finish at the earliest one and a half year from now. And that's the earliest possible finish, I think.

[foggy depot]

People said stone ocean was gonna come out in July this year

[thorn pier]

Yeah but that's not when it's gonna come out.

[near cedar]

That's a thory

[thorn pier]

That's possibly the announcement

[near cedar]

We don't know when exactly

We shall see what we shall see

[mint gyro]

I can see it being announced this summer or autumn.

[near cedar]

When is Fire Force season 2 done

Cuz it might be announced after that

[frozen charm]

Jojo lion will end in 5 seconds

Part 9 or 10 is probably gonna be the last jojo part

Damb

[exotic cobalt]

I think part 9 or midway through 10

[minor ore]

part 9 will be the last

araki said he would do italy again

[fathom river]

Wait so has p9 been confirmed

[ebon rampart]

Your mom has been confirmed

[mint gyro]

Araki's talked about it, but has not confirmed it.

[crude orchid]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mG3qhd4R0M it thought this chat needed to see this

[minor ore]

Part 9 should go back to the original universe

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 6 !

[minor ore]

Bruh

[tame tide]

theres not really a conflict in the og universe anymore

[white beacon]

Araki could make a conflict

[gentle venture]

part 9 should be in russia joestars like jotaro and jolyne would fit in there

[frozen charm]

Jojo lion or JoJo rabbit

[grizzled pilot]

#iron-curtain lol

[gentle venture]

bruh how did i not know of this

[noble haven]

@crude orchid it's been like 2 days but wtf did u mean sick desires, or was that a play on the desires thing in p5

[crude orchid]

it was an accidental reference cause i thought you wanted to argue about it

and at that point i just gave up arguing with someone on their opinion when they wanted to argue about it

[lethal tundra]

araki said he would do italy again
@minor ore wait fr?

Wtf i predicted this

[ripe marlin]

@white beacon campire pucci 👻

[crude orchid]

he was thinking about it

i wouldnt want italy tho

i want part 9 to be original

[minor ore]

part 9 in hollywo

od

[young meteor]

Part 9 Araki protagonist

[crude orchid]

ooohhhh

like an SBRverse thus spoke kishibe rohan

[old marlin]

Part 9 is gonna be in First Person POV

You'll be the protagonist

[burnt quiver]

part 9 is a netflix exclusive choose your own adventure

[hoary sun]

i will never ever ever ever get over this page

[old marlin]

I love it

[hoary sun]

araki said time to be an art god

[twilit marsh]

yo i reached the uncolored parts

[lost slate]

oh cool

up to where is that?

when i read coloured it was only up to the beginning of Vitamin C and Killer Queen

[old marlin]

Like chapter 77 or somethin

[white beacon]

It's around urban guerilla for the coloured

[lost slate]

ah, i see

It gets really good from there

[twilit marsh]

i read now blue hawaii

[tame tide]

what website are you using jobin

[twilit marsh]

manganelo.com

[tame tide]

mangadex has colored up to 70

[twilit marsh]

i don t care

i like black and white

[ripe marlin]

colored up to 70

[white beacon]

What?

[crude orchid]

does Soft & Wet have an official copyright-free name yet?

i was just wondering what it would be

[thorn pier]

Yeah it was in Eyes of Heaven, so yes.

Pretty sure it's just Soft & Wet?

I don't know why the name isn't localized

[crude orchid]

yeah because arent they changed in the first place because of Prince?

or his estate

[edgy mortar]

Jojolion

M

[thorn pier]

No it's not because of Prince.

[crude orchid]

i heard it was

[thorn pier]

Because I know Paisley Park is named Flower Park.

And Paisley Park is also a Prince song.

[crude orchid]

your point being?

[thorn pier]

That it's not that Prince songs don't get their name localized?

[crude orchid]

that doesnt confirm that it isnt prince

nonononono

i mean that the reason for them changing the names is because of how strict Prince and/or his estate is with protecting their copyright

[thorn pier]

You're saying that the names do change because of Prince?

So why's Soft & Wet not changed?

[edgy mortar]

Maybe because they bought the rights

[thorn pier]

Yeah I doubt that

But who knows...

[crude orchid]

i think thats why

[white beacon]

Weird that they'd but the rights for Soft & Wet but not for Gold Experience

[thorn pier]

^

And also Paisley Park.

[crude orchid]

i feel like the rights for that would be extremely expensive on top of that

[thorn pier]

Or wait. Is Paisley Park mentioned in EoH?

[crude orchid]

OOOOOOHHHHH

wait let me check something

[white beacon]

Paisley Park and a few other stands are mentioned in the story sections

[thorn pier]

Yeah, and it's named Flower Park, right?

[white beacon]

That's how we get localized names of stands that aren't playable

[edgy mortar]

Wait

Was Enigma localized

[white beacon]

Yeah flower park

[thorn pier]

Enigma was Misterioso

[crude orchid]

its because the stand is always called Soft & Wet and the song is called Soft and Wet

[thorn pier]

Yeah I thought about that but I'm not sure

Maybe

[crude orchid]

it seems to be the only possibility

[white beacon]

That's an odd part since Crazy Diamond and Heaven's Door are just a part of a full title, but Heaven's Door doesn't have a localized name

[crude orchid]

thats my conclusion

[thorn pier]

Yeah the localization names are odd.

There was also Cream, which wasn't localized?

Because it's an ordinary object, but there are others like it.

[edgy mortar]

Because it's ice cream

[crude orchid]

yum

[thorn pier]

Wait is Tusk localized? lol

[crude orchid]

it isnt actually

[young meteor]

It is?

[crude orchid]

and there is no difference between the stand name and the song name

[white beacon]

Cream isnt localized because it has no musical namesake anyways

[thorn pier]

It does lol

[crude orchid]

maybe cos its always reffered to in acts?

[thorn pier]

Cream. It's a band.

[crude orchid]

but echoes didnt have that

[white beacon]

Oh huh, guess it does

[thorn pier]

Is it called Echoes Act 1?

Or just Echoes?

That might be why.

[crude orchid]

Reverb

Reverb Act I

Reverb Act II

the works

[white beacon]

The localizations have like, no set rules at all on what is and isn't localized so this is just time wasting

[edgy mortar]

If you can physically interact with your stand then does that mean you can..

Do it..?

[crude orchid]

its interesting to speculate tho

[white beacon]

Rystar what are you trying to get at

[crude orchid]

cough ||search up standcest on rule 34|| cough

[edgy mortar]

I mean, I'm just sayin

[young meteor]

Rystar pls

[crude orchid]

sorry saliva in my throat

[white beacon]

Yeah uh, search up the #rules-info

Dude like, keep at it and you'll stay thin iced

[thorn pier]

Waaait. It's called Nuts N. Bolts?

Why?

[edgy mortar]

Nut king call?

[young meteor]

Yes

[edgy mortar]

What the fuck

It's already changed

[thorn pier]

Yes. But the old name wasn't copyrighted, I'm pretty sure.

Exactly.

[crude orchid]

oooohhh yeah

[edgy mortar]

Originally it's nat king cole

[thorn pier]

Yeah yeah

[crude orchid]

why they change it

its different enough

[edgy mortar]

I'd like to talk to ceo of Jojo localizations

[crude orchid]

that would be the leader of the localization team

[edgy mortar]

Give me their location

[young meteor]

Ask Araki

[edgy mortar]

@araki

[thorn pier]

Updated the localization files

[old marlin]

Hey i got pinged, Im araki

[young meteor]

Pog

Araki-sensei!

[thorn pier]

uh hey arakiii

how will jjojolion end? 😳

[edgy mortar]

Mr araki
Can you please sign my mother? UwU

[old marlin]

Well I've always been hesitant to give a full on answer But i wouldnt want to leave my fans hanging, so i'll leave the answer hidden in this coded message.

Ofc, just give me your mother and ill sign her

[edgy mortar]

Here

[thorn pier]

thank you arakiiiii

it's a frog in a bun hmm

[old marlin]

@edgy mortar

[edgy mortar]

Mother you have been blessed

Thank you sensei

[old marlin]

if anyone wants my signature just copy it and put it on whatever you want tbh: Araki ._.

[thorn pier]

thaaaaaaank you arakii

[young meteor]

Damn you stole my face

:|

[edgy mortar]

🕴️

[old marlin]

:I

[thorn pier]

Wait so you don't have a face anymore

[old marlin]

Sadly not

[young meteor]

Exactly

[thorn pier]

Can you see?

[young meteor]

No, but I have 6th sense

[thorn pier]

I see.

[old marlin]

I keep that 6th Sense Spacial Awareness on me 💪 😈 💯

[young meteor]

Epic

[edgy mortar]

Araki should I read or watch jojolion

@old marlin

[old marlin]

Watch.

[edgy mortar]

WAIT

NO

[old marlin]

This adaption im working on is straight ignant fire fr

[edgy mortar]

I mean berserk

Fuck

[old marlin]

Just have patience for it

Idk what that is

[edgy mortar]

You don't read berserk?!!!!

I will no longer stan you

😔

Time to stan tite kubo

Oh btw this is off topic but did you know tite means weener in filipino?

So you can say that the mangaka

Sure is a d

Is

Fcuk

[crude orchid]

is someone impersonating me[TRANSLATED]

[thorn pier]

omg

[crude orchid]

I would appreciate that you didn't do that[TRANSLATED]

Now you are never getting chapter 97[TRANSLATED]

[old marlin]

Thats alright, ill just write chapter 98

[crude orchid]

ah here is the impersonater[TRANSLATED]

HEAVENS DOOR

[old marlin]

what.

[crude orchid]

you are not araki

[crude orchid]

im geniunely intererested in what hollys stand is

[kind owl]

@crude orchid, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 10 !

[crude orchid]

wow

i cant wait to be a gangstar

heres some tea for y'all

passione is real

stands are real

[twilit marsh]

oh shit

[young meteor]

Araki!!

[crude orchid]

CORONAVIRUS IS ACTUALLY THE STAND VIRUS

i got it and survived

thats how i got heavens door

[young meteor]

Neat

[crude orchid]

ok hot take

Soft & Wet torso gets more and more heartshaped right?

[young meteor]

Araki, since when you had Morgana Killer Queen pfp?

Yeah right

[crude orchid]

since forever

[ebon rampart]

Araki loves persona

[crude orchid]

anyways

[ebon rampart]

he’s a persona fan

[young meteor]

Damn, we have the same taste 😳

[crude orchid]

dont fucking interrupt me

[young meteor]

Sorry :(

[crude orchid]

anyway

[ebon rampart]

sorry araki sama

[crude orchid]

its changing shape because Josuke is getting more of an identity

and its becoming more of his own

as it used to be josefumis

[young meteor]

I never noticed that

[crude orchid]

thats all i wanted to say

||fucking dumbass||

he’s a persona fan
@ebon rampart im not just a persona fan.i bought ATLUS

[young meteor]

Damn, don't be so rude Araki sama 😔

[crude orchid]

why do you think rohan is such an asshole

[young meteor]

Yeah but Araki-sensei won't do that to his fans.

[crude orchid]

[minor ore]

Why is Josuke called gappy?

[near cedar]

Nickname to differentiate him from part 4 Josuke

The nickname is Gappy cuz he has a gap between his two front teeth

[minor ore]

actually kinda smart, thanks for the answer

[near cedar]

Np 🙂

[ebon rampart]

I prefer the name ‘4 Balls’

[frozen charm]

Hat josuke

[kind owl]

@frozen charm, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 6 !

[vocal mason]

I use gappy more now but I used to say OGsuke and Josuke8

[crude orchid]

Gappy just feels good

[young meteor]

Call him Jousuke

[kind owl]

@young meteor, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 27 !

[twilit marsh]

or josefumi

that is his name tho

[serene pasture]

Thinking that Gappy is just Josefumi kinda misses the point of his whole character arc

[twilit marsh]

it s josefumi mixed with kira parts

so main josefumi

i don t know

[fluid vessel]

we out to kill tooru just cuz

[thorn pier]

Yeah I can't wait to see him die.

I want it to be Josuke but it prooobably won't be.

I'm not a fan of the Tooru is HD theories.

[young meteor]

Tooru must die!

[fluid vessel]

joshu kills tooru

[thorn pier]

It might be HD who calls Tooru.

[young meteor]

The fruit kills Tooru

[white beacon]

Tooru just dies for no reason

[ebon rampart]

Yeah Tooru just walks down the stairs, trips and dies

[thorn pier]

I wouldn't mind that tbh.

[white beacon]

No no, you misunderstand

Tooru just dies, for no reason at all, no cause or anything

Just collapse and death on the spot

[thorn pier]

Yeah I would mind that. I'd probably mind the other thing too, but it would be funny.

[fluid vessel]

tooru dies, he becomes fruit

[ebon rampart]

Fruitformation

[fluid vessel]

or tooru dies, merges with hd
gappy vs fused hd

[ebon rampart]

calling all the jojo lions

[thorn pier]

Did you just search for 'jojo lion' in the gifs?

[fluid vessel]

yes

i hav no dignity

[thorn pier]

😳

[fluid vessel]

[ebon rampart]

wtf so no one is reposting that they’re a jojo lion?

[fluid vessel]

i did

[minor ore]

Sorry but I didn't find the lion so no

[lethal tundra]

I keep seeing that where is it from

[minor ore]

Thats scatterix

[ebon rampart]

@lethal tundra it’s from berserk

[willow pendant]

That’s actually a monkey

[lethal tundra]

@ebon rampart oh I dont think I have read that chapter yet

[ebon rampart]

It’s in the Fantasia arc

[lethal tundra]

Not sure which is fantasia but i am around where the witch kid got introduced

[ebon rampart]

It’s near Chapter 280-300

[minor ore]

wait

it has 300 chapters

what

[ebon rampart]

It has 360 chapters

[minor ore]

what

[upper knoll]

What what

Berserk has 360 chapters

What are you confused about

[ripe marlin]

@fluid vessel keep shitposts in #manga-jojokes

Go to #other-series if yall want to keep talking about bersero

[ebon rampart]

Nice, got warned

Pretty much a poggers moment ngl

[thorn pier]

How many warnings can you get?

Before the ban ?

[ebon rampart]

I think its 2

[ripe marlin]

3

[ebon rampart]

The 3rd one is a ban im pretty sure

[thorn pier]

Phew... just gotta not get a warning 2 more times.

[ripe marlin]

Depending on the severity of the 3rd it's either a ban or thin ice

[thorn pier]

I see. Thanks.

[ebon rampart]

swag

[kind owl]

@ebon rampart, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 22 !

[ebon rampart]

more swag

[gentle venture]

thin ice or vanilla ice

[willow pendant]

ice

[thorn pier]

ice

[astral widget]

baby

[ebon rampart]

Noice

[old marlin]

Jojolion

[minor ore]

it is a lion

[supple totem]

jojo feline

jojo cat

[astral widget]

where the fuck are the lions

if theres no lion this shit ain't jojolion

[old marlin]

Youre the lion

[exotic spade]

Whens soft and wet gonna evolve into king crimson

[old marlin]

Never

[exotic spade]

But the video said so

[frozen charm]

It's a theroy😳

[exotic spade]

Just a theory

[ebon rampart]

Secretly tsurugi’s stand will evolve into king crimson

[frozen charm]

King cringeson

[ebon rampart]

king cringebaby

[tame tide]

https://twitter.com/stickertricker/status/1255265901391331328?s=21

STICKER (@StickerTricker)

Since it’s been a few years I might as well mention it to the community again

Did you guys know that the *JoJolion Morioh Symbol is in the Part 4 ED

Twitter

[ebon rampart]

what

[grizzled pilot]

did people not know this

[minor ore]

bruh what

[ebon rampart]

Why is this in the jojo lions channel

tf

[edgy mortar]

Because it's jojolion

[grizzled pilot]

🤔

[upper knoll]

What?

[fluid vessel]

estupid

[upper knoll]

Is this not p4 Morioh symbol?

[ebon rampart]

the word ‘p4’ is the key problem

[ebon rampart]

p4 is dope but not in the chad jojo lions channel

[minor ore]

Lmao

[grizzled pilot]

the tweet says its the icon of the JJL morioh but it's the DiU one too

actually, it's a little different in JJL

but yeah that's only in the ED

[upper knoll]

Is the one you sent jjl one

[grizzled pilot]

that is the DiU one

it's got the dot

it's all over DiU

the one with the crown is the JJL one it cameos in the ED

[ebon rampart]

oh shit i didnt read the actual tweet

nvm im stupido

[upper knoll]

Okay thats a nice touch

[ebon rampart]

ignore what i said

[minor ore]

Lol

[crude orchid]

the only time i enjoyed a scene focusing on joshu was when he was getting jumped for making a girl cry

[ebon rampart]

Shame

[nova apex]

Soft & Wet localized name is Hard & Firm

[crude orchid]

dont you mean Hard & Dry?

i know you're making a sex joke but it wasnt good

[long flax]

Rock & solid

[frozen charm]

Flaccid & moist

[old marlin]

Yeah so like i was saying

Jousuke is a pretty good Jojo

Probably the funniest one imo

[lost slate]

Sure Joseph's funny but does he sing a song about french fries and fried chicken?

[old marlin]

Does he deliver dead pan one liners with the seriousness of a heart surgeon

Didnt think so

[halcyon galleon]

Joshu will grow up to be a cool Jojo

[pearl jolt]

Joshu best jojo

[old marlin]

No

Iwasuke

[ripe marlin]

IWASUKE BABY

[minor ore]

If Iwasuke survives

I'm having a party

[young meteor]

Don't forget to invite me

[old marlin]

We're throwing a party if he dies as well

Both outcomes would be funny asl

[halcyon galleon]

(Non human frens) pt1: Dny ded pt2: ?? pt3: Iggy ded pt4: Koichi doggo not ded pt5: Coco ded pt6: Foo ded pt7: Slow dancer ded pt8: hmmst

[minor ore]

Danny the rat mouse rat died

[halcyon galleon]

Oh rite

[old marlin]

WE DONT KNOW IF THAT WAS DANNY

[halcyon galleon]

OH RITE

[old marlin]

Dont incriminate Johnny 😭

Ded Rat

Wait

Did it die

[minor ore]

The rat died when the horse collapsed on him

[old marlin]

Didnt they say like

[halcyon galleon]

oh r i t e

Or wait

[old marlin]

The thing that tripped up the horse ran away

and it was a white mouse

[halcyon galleon]

I am confused

[young meteor]

Wait, Coco Jumbo ded?

[halcyon galleon]

No?

The spirit

[old marlin]

Slow Dancer 😭

[minor ore]

Slow dancer got his throat sliced doe

[young meteor]

Valkyrie 😔

[minor ore]

Did Valkyrie die

[old marlin]

Silver Bullet :(

[minor ore]

No it didnt-

Screw bronze bullet

[old marlin]

DONT DEVALUE HIM D:<

[minor ore]

HES BAD

[young meteor]

He's a good boi

[halcyon galleon]

H e y ! Y a !

[old marlin]

What did Silver Bullet do that was so wrong

[halcyon galleon]

Luckiest hort

[old marlin]

He became a dino

[minor ore]

He got rode by diego

Is rode and actual word

What's the past tense for ride

[edgy mortar]

Wtf

Where did the dog go

[halcyon galleon]

Ridden

[old marlin]

Rode yeah

[halcyon galleon]

Wait I am wrong

[old marlin]

Ride rid Rode

[edgy mortar]

Istg jobin said he's alive

[old marlin]

R a i d

[edgy mortar]

Where tf is he

[halcyon galleon]

O h

[old marlin]

iwasuke is alive

[minor ore]

RAID SHADOW LEGONDS

[edgy mortar]

Where

[young meteor]

No

[halcyon galleon]

Uh

[minor ore]

I WAS WRONG

[old marlin]

I raid that horse like a fuckin champ 😎

[edgy mortar]

Rode

[old marlin]

rud

Dont fuck with me

[minor ore]

Rided

[edgy mortar]

What

It's rode

[halcyon galleon]

Rodedede

[old marlin]

Its Ruden

[edgy mortar]

The past tense of ride is rode

[old marlin]

Youre dumb 🤓

hold this: L

[young meteor]

L

[minor ore]

L

[halcyon galleon]

^-^ L

[old marlin]

Iwasuke is a champ tho

He survived the same thing that Rai did

[edgy mortar]

Ryst go to college to get more knowledge
Mike go to Jupiter to get more stupider 🤓

[old marlin]

Mike drinks pepsi to get more sexy 😼

[minor ore]

nice jojolion discussion

[old marlin]

I was LITERALLY about to talk about JOjolion

[minor ore]

🤥

[old marlin]

Rai and Iwasuke are champs for surviving implosions

[minor ore]

Rai is a champ just for being Rai

[old marlin]

to give credit to Rai he had it at a higher pressure

[halcyon galleon]

dont you know slow dancer gets corspse and becomuss fast dancer parts and gets ridden by higashikata members to heal the biggo problems

[minor ore]

Tsurugi DUMBASS followed Iwasuke and almost died

If only he died

[old marlin]

Good headcanon

[minor ore]

Jobin would be happy

[old marlin]

IF ONLY

[edgy mortar]

Rai is going to fucking die

[minor ore]

mayb

[halcyon galleon]

Noooo

[edgy mortar]

I'm calling it

[old marlin]

Rai is gonna fuck your mother in your own bed before he dies

[edgy mortar]

NO

[old marlin]

Literally the guy cannot miss

@minor ore name one time rai missed

[minor ore]

i can’t

[edgy mortar]

Hmm

[minor ore]

he’s like chibi

[old marlin]

CUZ HE DOESNT MISS

[edgy mortar]

Well now that I think about it

He didn't miss hitting urban guerilla

He threw that knife like a fucking god

Ok preach

🙏

[halcyon galleon]

He's so proficient with his stand

[old marlin]

Rai can't miss

[minor ore]

He's a jobro he's fated to die

[edgy mortar]

Yasuho won't die tho

She's a hirose

[halcyon galleon]

How about Joshu Kappa

[old marlin]

Yasuho is the jobro please blind yourself

[edgy mortar]

But it'd be cool if nobody dies like part 4

[young meteor]

Yasuho has Hirose plot armor

She can't die

[old marlin]

Yasuho misses so much

Out of Rai Yasuho and Jousuke you have to be stretching to say none of them have a chance of dying

[edgy mortar]

Did Rai saw those 4 balls?

I think not

Therefore yasuho is alpha

[halcyon galleon]

Also she still has ties with Tooru

Which is a problemo

[edgy mortar]

Well

[old marlin]

Yasuho has seen 4 balls, 4 is an unlucky number, Yasuho will die 💅

[edgy mortar]

Tooru did said something about him touching her
Which is a really bad taste 🤢

[minor ore]

LMAOOO

[halcyon galleon]

Bad touch BAD TOUCH

Stranger danger

[edgy mortar]

Idfk why did araki add that

[minor ore]

It was funny

[edgy mortar]

That made tooru more of a fuckboy

[old marlin]

Ew i dont like em, i dont like rock people, UNNNNGH

[minor ore]

YOTSUYU THO

DO YOU HATE BEST BAE?

[old marlin]

Yotsuyu is the architect right

[edgy mortar]

YO

[old marlin]

with his bitch ass crowns of thorns

[edgy mortar]

YOU CANNOT TELL ME THIS DOESN'T LOOK LIKE TOORU

WHAT THE FUCK

[minor ore]

[halcyon galleon]

Delet

[edgy mortar]

Def a fuckboy

[old marlin]

Looks like Joshu with worse hair

[edgy mortar]

That's why I think tooru will become a jobro and die

[old marlin]

Did you google image search fuck boy

[edgy mortar]

Yes

[minor ore]

RIRBSKSSICIF

EWWWW

[old marlin]

Thats the funniest thing ive heard all day

[edgy mortar]

It's for funny
Shush

[young meteor]

._.

[minor ore]

^my reaction

[halcyon galleon]

.~.

[old marlin]

:I

This is a better face

[edgy mortar]

Anyways I think tooru being evil is one of araki's illusions

[old marlin]

my face

Araki's actually the bad guy! hes the one drawing Jousuke in all these bad situations...

[young meteor]

^ true

[minor ore]

calamity ensues

[edgy mortar]

He fooled us many times before
Yasuho dying
Rai dying
This and that

[young meteor]

Araki part 8 main villain

[minor ore]

. _ .

👻 ahhh calamity shall befall you ahhh 👻

[old marlin]

There wouldnt be any calamities if Araki didnt draw them, think about it 😏

Why do you have such a fat face Sharpeh

[halcyon galleon]

No you see the readers are the baddies

[old marlin]

HAKU PLEASE

DONT USE THE GHOSTS

[halcyon galleon]

We read to progress the story

[old marlin]

theyre scary 😰

[edgy mortar]

👻

[old marlin]

STOP

[young meteor]

[edgy mortar]

Omg

[old marlin]

😭

[minor ore]

when she asks what are we

👻

[old marlin]

When she asks if she can hit it from the back
US.Mp4

[edgy mortar]

Ok
Not to get political but

Hato gets thiccer every chapter

[minor ore]

she does

[old marlin]

Thats been a common theme in Jojolion

[old marlin]

Everyone gets bigger butts as it goes on

[young meteor]

Make Hato's ass emoji

[minor ore]

She's beauty she's grace

But most importantly

[edgy mortar]

I don't think this is an anatomy mistake anymore

[minor ore]

She got that ace

[edgy mortar]

Oh my god

[minor ore]

badonkadonk

[edgy mortar]

I don't FUCKING CARE ABOUT HATO YASUHO OR SHIT

GIVE US THICC RAI

[minor ore]

Cope

[edgy mortar]

🔫

Give us thicc rai now

Wait

@daring bear

[young meteor]

Nice water gun

[daring bear]

hi

[minor ore]

UH OH

[young meteor]

Give us thicc Rai

[daring bear]

what do you want

thick rai???

what

[old marlin]

Wdym give us thick rai

[daring bear]

I'm confused

[old marlin]

Rai had the fattest ass in jojo for awhile

Literally how do people forget that panel of him in the bubble

[young meteor]

Rystar wants it to be thiccer

[minor ore]

ry is gay

[old marlin]

Greedy

[minor ore]

Thick list: yasuho, Haato, jobin, rai

Who else

[young meteor]

Joshu

[old marlin]

Every part 8 character

[young meteor]

Dolomite

[daring bear]

true

[minor ore]

stop

don’t mention that abomination

[halcyon galleon]

Stone a s s

[young meteor]

oh.

😦

[old marlin]

what the fuck

[daring bear]

idk how to give thicc rai so imma head out now bye bye

[minor ore]

cya

[halcyon galleon]

Bye

[minor ore]

@old marlin you know im right

araki said fuck y’all when he made that character design

[old marlin]

Wdym

Oh

I mean

Dolomite isnt worse than Yasuho's mom

You didnt hear that from me tho 🤫

[minor ore]

Dolomite is a nice dude

is he r/niceguy level

[young meteor]

Yep

[halcyon galleon]

Ye

[minor ore]

No

He's Yotsuyu level of nice

[old marlin]

If he helps Jousuke in the next few chapters then yes

Yeo!

[young meteor]

😡

[minor ore]

this fried chicken im eating

too hot bruv

[edgy mortar]

Large fries

Not fried chicken

[minor ore]

throws fried chicken

im not that hungry tbh i just wanted the chicken

[edgy mortar]

Are you Dolomite

Omg wtf

[minor ore]

im an actual human so no i am not

👻

[halcyon galleon]

Sure u r

[young meteor]

Ohh, so that's why your name is haku?

[old marlin]

Dolomite is just a guy leave him alone

[minor ore]

I AM AISHO

[young meteor]

I Am a Rock

[old marlin]

Hes gonna body Tooru in the next few chapters

I guarantee it

[young meteor]

You sure?

[old marlin]

Dolomite will save Jojolion

@minor ore Cope

[halcyon galleon]

BLUE HAWAI NUMBA 2 BAYBEE

[edgy mortar]

Joshu = r/niceguys

[halcyon galleon]

Dood he's still young

[old marlin]

More like dumb

[halcyon galleon]

Young and dumb

[old marlin]

hes like 18

[young meteor]

r/joshuhate exist

[minor ore]

the only person who could save jojolion is me

[old marlin]

and me

[young meteor]

and me

[minor ore]

sorry araki...

[old marlin]

We need to write Jojolion

[edgy mortar]

Who is jojolion

[old marlin]

Fuck Araki.

[minor ore]

Watch r/joshuhate get erased soon

[halcyon galleon]

and my pluck sword

[minor ore]

i will bring back kyo

[halcyon galleon]

Why is that sub real ima head there and za hando that sub

[old marlin]

I'll change his name to Jousuke fully

Why tho

Why use reddit

[halcyon galleon]

I won't sorry

[old marlin]

@minor ore can you post that one travis scott emote

where his eyes are bulging out

[minor ore]

[young meteor]

I want your iloveu emote

[minor ore]

[young meteor]

:iloveu:

😔

[halcyon galleon]

Good cat

[minor ore]

[old marlin]

Me when i get my face stolen angry

[minor ore]

:I

[old marlin]

😠

[minor ore]

Cope

wonder what happened to that one dude with the Jirou avi

[old marlin]

Which one

[minor ore]

there was multiple?

[old marlin]

ive seen a ton of Jirou avis lmao

[minor ore]

Jojolion

i just remember the one dude who came in talking about how he doesn’t come here anymore

idk it sounded high n mighty to me but then he just vanished after the chapter dropped

just now remembered the fella

[astral widget]

the what

[young meteor]

the fella

[lost slate]

which fella

[thorn pier]

the fella

[ebon rampart]

what fella

[minor ore]

Why does yasuho look like a man with a wig in this picture?

[lost slate]

she doesn't

[minor ore]

If I look at here face I would think so but it's maybe a personal thing

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 5 !

[minor ore]

She does-

[young meteor]

Actually she does

Yasuho was sick during this photoshoot, so she was replaced by a guy.

[minor ore]

She looks like poppy in her videos-

[edgy mortar]

Same face

[ebon rampart]

joshu got the chad face ngl

[edgy mortar]

Who's in the chapter 74

What the h*ck!

[minor ore]

And the virgin haircut

[young meteor]

Chad haircut tho

[minor ore]

Everyone in jojolion has a virgin haircut anyways

Jobin hair kinda cool ngl

Yeah his old haircut was cursed-

His hair changes by time from curly to hetero

[ebon rampart]

his cut looks alright

Still can’t compete against joshu tho

[minor ore]

joshu's cut is shite mate

[ebon rampart]

its kinda sexy man

[minor ore]

nay

[twilit marsh]

who is guess who?

[tame tide]

I think its hot pants

[upper knoll]

Honesty Diego's face looks like Hot Pants's

[lost slate]

got the new jjl

[minor ore]

i think it was foreshadowed

[lost slate]

HD is probably a stand

Or at least is using stand energy to do his thing

[thorn pier]

HD's stand is the stand.

Yes?

No, I get it.

But...

HD's stand is the HD stand.

Yes...?

The HD is not just the stand.

[ebon rampart]

If HD is a stand then why does it have its own stand

people who make this theory dont make sense

[thorn pier]

^

[serene pasture]

It’s not just that the HD is a stand, it’s more like the HD is an illusion created by the stand in the hallway. That’s how it has manifested in many places at once. The user is probably Tooru.

[thorn pier]

You don't get it.

Did you see that one picture?

It should've been pinned actually.

From this it may not be so convincing, I'll try to find an english version. It should be in the manga.

OK maybe it's still not that convincing. Fuck.

[azure canopy]

@thorn pier that still doesn't imply it's his stand

maybe a little bit but, it'd contradict what Rai said

[grizzled pilot]

trying to think if a stand could appear on a camera

logically, no, it couldn't

but we've never actually gotten an answer in jojo canon