jojolion

[novel igloo]

yeah

[old marlin]

PEOPLE NEED TO USE THIS

[novel igloo]

imagine ur having sex with ur girl

and KC skips when u coom

[minor ore]

[brave topaz]

damn bro

all that for what

[old marlin]

its good emote 👉 👈

[novel igloo]

nothing

[old marlin]

Frosuke too

[novel igloo]

[minor ore]

[novel igloo]

haha i forgot what it is

[brave topaz]

hey guys rate my playlist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlz6F-82azA

[novel igloo]

when gyros jokes get animated

i will be whole

[brave topaz]

dont tell me till uve listened to the whole thing

[kind owl]

@brave topaz, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 4 !

[lethal tundra]

Guys i nedd helo

[lethal tundra]

Unrelated but someone send me a link to where i can read berserk in #other-series

[old marlin]

Someone do that

and stop talking about SBR in the Jojolion chat

[brave topaz]

here https://www.shutterstock.com/search/trash+can

[old marlin]

Funny

[brave topaz]

thanks

i try

[novel igloo]

np

[thorn pier]

Rickroll opportunity wasted but ok

[white beacon]

thanks whoever was lurking

[tardy silo]

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[sick glade]

waut new chapter out

shit tsukuyo ahead of me

[tardy silo]

[sick glade]

AAAAAAA TWO NEW CHAPTERS

SINCE WHEN WAS 95 OUT

IM DUMB

[tardy silo]

Since a month ago...

[sick glade]

i

im slow

dont judge me

[tacit cairn]

Yasuho gonna die lol

[minor ore]

@sick glade ping carco to get the manga reader role

[tardy silo]

Shut up megatron

[minor ore]

You'll get pinged for every chapter release

Never miss a chapter :)

[sick glade]

ooo thank you

[white beacon]

carc still hasn't changed the name sm heich

[sick glade]

@rigid fern can i have the role for the new chapter releases

[minor ore]

Where did his nose gp

Go***

[sick glade]

Nooooooo

[minor ore]

Speed king is just krillin's corpse at this point

Speedking looks like a mummy

Looked like one

Now he's really goofy

Look at his face

It looks wrapped

Much like a mummy

Oh

WHERE HIS NOSE DOE

Got your nose....

HAH

[sick glade]

My man really hit that creative mode

[minor ore]

Look at the buildings

Holy shit

[sick glade]

tal

[minor ore]

Suburban houses bunched up so close to that giant prison complex is so surreal

And it looks dilapidated

Amazing chapter cover

It makes sense cuz the HD is everywhere

[white beacon]

weird why v23's cover is also like that, since it's just dangerous pursuit arc and not yet endless calamity arc

[minor ore]

Endless calamity

Love that name so much

Thoughts on HD being the personification of karma?

[lost slate]

I like the idea

[gentle venture]

what if yushuo is dying because she is so close to the head doctor

[minor ore]

True

HD makes bad stuff happen to everyone around him

[lost slate]

If the HD is karma, it's based on the perception of him

So he decides what is right and wrong

[minor ore]

I don't think he makes choices

Him being karma itself is in line with what holly said about his form not being able to be grasped fully

But how did he speak in the locacaca presentation?

He can't be a stand

[gentle venture]

maybe he is the real head doctor's stand

[kind owl]

@gentle venture, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 9 !

[minor ore]

Yeah

[thorn pier]

More likely than him being Tooru imo.

Tooru is just uncool.

[minor ore]

Satoru akefu is real, the real head doctor is the one shown giving the speech, the one going around showing his back is a stand

[thorn pier]

I want HD to be cool.

[minor ore]

Notice how the HD's face is never shown when he's being pursued

Even when yasuho gets real close

All shadowy

[thorn pier]

Yeah it's the stand.

[minor ore]

But then satoru giving the speech just takes off his hat casually

[lost slate]

Then is the photo fake?

[minor ore]

It's real imo

The real satoru

The one being pursued is his stand

The real one is still in the hospital

[gentle venture]

so you gotta fight the real head doctor to beat it then

[minor ore]

That's my theory

[lost slate]

Maybe it's tooru

[gentle venture]

but that would be really hard considering he could literally make a bunch of doubles of him while he is walking away from them

[lost slate]

I'm pretty sure Tooru is the stand user

[white beacon]

tooru is a stand user

but i doubt he is the stand user

[thorn pier]

yeah

[minor ore]

Yeah, I'm starting to think tooru is innocent

[lost slate]

Though he's set up this massive trap for yasuho

[minor ore]

He's very shady but i don't know about him being the big bad

[tawny mist]

i don't think he's innocent

[white beacon]

because if he is the stand user, he wouldn't have let yasuho be affected at all

[gentle venture]

maybe tsurugi started bleeding because the head doctor gave him bad luck

wait

[minor ore]

Nah I'm pretty sure it's just the rock disease

[tawny mist]

it seems like its a long range automatic stand if he is the user

you can't really control those too well

[thorn pier]

Yeah it does seem like it is bad luck though. The thing with the bread, yeah?

[gentle venture]

they said tsuguri has to wait 3 more hours what if the bad luck is speeding up the process of the rock disease

[minor ore]

Could be true

Tsurugi has no interest in the HD though

He's just sorta.... Dying

[thorn pier]

Same for Mitsuba.

So

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[minor ore]

She did meet him

Maybe the real HD is the one in the higashikata household

The effects he had were much different than anything we saw him do

[gentle venture]

but they are trying to use the rokakaka for tsuguri so maybe the stand user wants him dead so they can take the rokakaka

[tawny mist]

there's no way that is a real person

he walks through walls and computer screens

[thorn pier]

Yeah that's definitely the stand but it might be a distraction to steal the Rokakaka.

[gentle venture]

Yea in the chapter it said "this is a continuous attack meant to bring to light the location of the fruit"

[thorn pier]

Mhm.

HD definitely wants the New Rokakaka.

[minor ore]

Tooru is cute

[young meteor]

No.

[minor ore]

Yes and that's on periyat

[gentle venture]

wait if yushuo and tooru were dating didn't joshu know about this

[upper knoll]

Joshu probably waited till they broke up

[gentle venture]

oh now i feel imagine seeing the girl you like break up with her boyfriend and you try to date her but she instantly turns you down and starts dating a dude she just met who now lives with you

[minor ore]

[young meteor]

Poor Joshu my boi

[novel igloo]

does joshu use 4chan

or reddit

[tawny mist]

4chan

[minor ore]

Reddit

[tawny mist]

he seems like a guy that just shitposts

[minor ore]

Neither

He just spends his entire day doing uwu posting in tumblr

[thorn pier]

Does Joshu have a Nintendo Switch? 😳

[upper knoll]

No

Mostly because it doesnt exist in 2011!

[minor ore]

He has a ps3 for sure

He plays ASB

[ancient dagger]

you think they read part 1 and 2 in the sbr verse?

[minor ore]

😳

[lost slate]

I mean

In Part 2 Joseph reads Baoh

[ancient dagger]

only in the anime, i think hes reading superman or seomthing in the manga

[minor ore]

Yeah

Clever censorship

[tawny mist]

Superman didnt exist when that scene was taking place either

[vocal mason]

Wouldn't be the first anachronism in jojo

[edgy mortar]

no new chapter yet?

if so then GOOD

[minor ore]

New chapter

Released

[edgy mortar]

fuk

i wanna read

do you have a link bro

[minor ore]

Ping carco to get the manga reader role and never miss a chapter

[edgy mortar]

i havent read it yet

[minor ore]

Okay lemme grab it

[grizzled pilot]

pins

[edgy mortar]

oh ok

and thanks

[minor ore]

https://mangadex.org/chapter/860722/1

[edgy mortar]

also i doubt id be needing that role lmao

[minor ore]

Seems you do

[edgy mortar]

since i have thin ice role

[minor ore]

What?

[upper knoll]

Whats thin ice

[young meteor]

Color role maybe?

[upper knoll]

No

[young meteor]

Ohh

[lost slate]

Close to being banned?

[upper knoll]

Thats what Im leaning towards, like a person who was already warned

@edgy mortar can you please tell us bro

[minor ore]

What does being on thin ice have to do with not wanting to get pinged for new chapters

[ebon rampart]

lol his name is balls

ok now that was funny

[upper knoll]

wheres the funny

[young meteor]

._.

[edgy mortar]

@upper knoll what

[upper knoll]

Whats the thin ice role

Everyone heres wondering

[edgy mortar]

close to being banned or something

i wont mind telling what i did

just in dms tho

[upper knoll]

Oh its supposed to be a secret?

[edgy mortar]

no

its just it would proll make a mess

[upper knoll]

Well then tell me in DMs

[young meteor]

You make me curious

[ebon rampart]

please i need to be told about this too

[hybrid pawn]

Same it sounds interesting

[minor ore]

Where is the main Villan

WRYYYY

[edgy mortar]

do you actually read jojolion or you said that because you see people online saying theres no main villain yet

also called it

norisuke didnt die

[young meteor]

Oh my God that ass

[edgy mortar]

fuck i just realized that

[vocal mason]

They carried him upsatairs, I dont see how that means he's alive

[edgy mortar]

because hes unconscious

its not like hes gonna place himself somewhere safe

[vocal mason]

oh i missed that part in the top

I speed read through the chapter

I'm gonna re-read it

[edgy mortar]

wtf

dont speed read

[vocal mason]

I was excited, I couldn't help it

[edgy mortar]

thats like
how the araki forgot rumors started

[minor ore]

true that

[vocal mason]

I didn't rush through it on purpose

I just be readin fast

[white beacon]

That's called rushin through it

[edgy mortar]

jojolion speedrun

[white beacon]

AGDQ plays Read JoJolion

[minor ore]

Joshu had a death stare through the whole thing

XD

[edgy mortar]

im starting to like joshu tho

[bright hedge]

OH SHIT

great chapter

and jobin got a shout?

meryaryarya

[minor ore]

A new one

Kinda confusing shout

How am I supposed to pronounce it

[bright hedge]

i presume it will just be yayaya

[bright hedge]

with like a slight hint of r

[ebon rampart]

this booty is the main villain

[minor ore]

Me rya rya rya rya rya

[bright hedge]

bruh

[minor ore]

Rya starts to sound like ari if you say it fast enough

Yeah

[vocal mason]

Joshu is gonna pull something in the next few chapters

I can feel it

[minor ore]

Look at how he was this entire chapter

[ebon rampart]

Joshu is just pretending to be mentally challenged

[minor ore]

Literally every single frame of him he looked PISSED

[edgy mortar]

hd reminds me of jgeil for some reason

[honest blaze]

Maybe joshu can like interfere with HD fight or something idk

[edgy mortar]

how tho

[minor ore]

He ain't gonna do shit lmao

[honest blaze]

no clue, just a thought

[edgy mortar]

maybe dislocate hd

but he has to get in range

also a tooru stan

[honest blaze]

joshu is most likely getting another spotlight and im p sure the part is in its final act so

[edgy mortar]

thats rare

[honest blaze]

I like tooru alot he looks cool

[minor ore]

OMG Andy said Tooru Rights!

[honest blaze]

I wanna see him colored

if he gets anything besides blonde swirls im losing it

[minor ore]

Tooru Stans rise up

[honest blaze]

yesmaam

[minor ore]

I don't think tooru is a poophead anymore

Tooru was just doing a Mukbang video while yasuho was dying

[vocal mason]

so the theory is that the head doctor is Tooru's stand?

[minor ore]

Yuh

[vocal mason]

or it takes the form of the head doctor

the head doctor is an actual dude

[minor ore]

Probably not but that's the most widely accepted theory

It takes shape

[vocal mason]

He was at the medical talk

so the head doctor isn't just a stand

[honest blaze]

that really doesnt matter

The dude with the phone in the prison seen him right?

[bright hedge]

i hope that the theory that tooru is designed like a matador is true

so that the stand can be called bulls on parade

id love that

[vocal mason]

A rage against the machine stand huh

[honest blaze]

then again there could be an actual akefu who is the head doctor

but tooru would still be making the protagonists hallucinate the other ones

[bright hedge]

tooru does look fairly matadory

[vocal mason]

Holly said the Head Doctor's true form cannot be grasped

maybe its a, he controls what he looks like to certain people thing

[honest blaze]

yeah

what a horrible time for me to get caught up to jojolion

Smack dab in the middle of the most confusing arc

[vocal mason]

its lovely isn't it

I caught up at Ch. 94

less confusing

[honest blaze]

I caught up a bit after 95

Released

[bright hedge]

i cant remember when i caught up actually

i feel like it was when it was nearing the end of wu tomoki

maybe

[honest blaze]

what is wu tomokis stand name again

[vocal mason]

I was about to say that JJL might be the longest part with the fewest stands but part 7 has the fewest stands

[bright hedge]

uhh

what was its name

idk

[vocal mason]

Dr. Woo

thats his stand's name

[bright hedge]

it was just Doctor Wu

[honest blaze]

Jojolion is probably gonna pass up sbr

[vocal mason]

\it already has

chapter wise

[honest blaze]

Oh yeah im talking pages

[vocal mason]

still the longest

[undone zodiac]

im assuming pages too

since sbr started in wsj

[honest blaze]

Nah it passes it up in like 3 more chapters

[undone zodiac]

oh ok

[honest blaze]

Sbr has like 4.3k pages or some shit

Hold on

Ill check

[vocal mason]

SBR started in Shonen Jump?

[undone zodiac]

yes

[vocal mason]

never knew that

[honest blaze]

Yeah

[bright hedge]

yeah it was weekly at the start

[vocal mason]

Jojolion is incredibly close to beating SBR by pages

SBR in it's entirety is 4,290 pages

[honest blaze]

Yeah

[vocal mason]

Jojolion as of chapter 94 is 4,017

thats the latest update

[undone zodiac]

so around 4100 now

[vocal mason]

probably

[honest blaze]

Yeah

[vocal mason]

https://www.reddit.com/r/StardustCrusaders/comments/8dekq3/ive_counted_how_many_pages_jojo_has/

shoutout to the madlad that counted

he still updates Jojolion

what a champ

[bright hedge]

bruh

[kind owl]

@bright hedge, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 5 !

[vocal mason]

Part 4 is in a solid 3rd place still

[bright hedge]

how many chapters are there now in total?

[vocal mason]

96

[bright hedge]

for all of jojo i mean

[undone zodiac]

damn thats so many

i always thought one piece was long

[vocal mason]

over 950

[undone zodiac]

but that apparently was at around 17200 pages a year ago

[vocal mason]

942 actually

chapters

[bright hedge]

942 except 150+ are monthly chapters

[vocal mason]

it's one of the longest running mangas

[bright hedge]

so weekly wise itd be well over 1000

[undone zodiac]

does that count that one sbr chapter that wasnt released in jump

the one with the gyro weekday joke

[vocal mason]

Jojo is the 9th largest manga by chapter/volume

[undone zodiac]

what are the top 10

[vocal mason]

the wikipedia I found hasn't been updated in a while though

I've never heard of any of them

[undone zodiac]

link

?

[undone zodiac]

wait u never heard of #8

i bet u did

look it up

[vocal mason]

i might have seen it

[undone zodiac]

i bet u know it when u see it

[vocal mason]

nah

doesn't ring a bell

pun not intended because it's about boxing

[honest blaze]

yes!

[old marlin]

Jojolion memes still go in #manga-jojokes

[exotic cobalt]

joubin finna die

[kind owl]

@exotic cobalt, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 5 !

[cyan viper]

Head doctor be like: I am the stand

[willow pendant]

Whatt

Oh god is that spoilers

I didn’t read 96

Did jobin die

[old marlin]

Im really digging my theory

The chapter link is in ppins

[exotic cobalt]

he better not

[ebon rampart]

Yeah jobin died

He was killed by Joshu

[minor ore]

James they pinged the jjl role...

You have it...

[old marlin]

Probably got told to get it after the Jojolion Chapter came out

[exotic cobalt]

how do i get the role

[vocal mason]

ping Carco

I'm browsing the wiki right

and apparently I'm only a year older than Tsurugi

this is wack

[tame tide]

youre 11?

[vocal mason]

I'm 19

I mean birth year

Trurugi was born in 2002

its weird looking at ages and seeing how old they'd be if they aged in real time

[old marlin]

Tsurugi would be legal

[vocal mason]

stop

Tsurugi would be 18, yeah

Joshu would be 28

Daiya 25

[bright hedge]

a fellow 2001 born person 🔎

[old marlin]

rise up

[grizzled pilot]

2001 gang sit back down

[bright hedge]

bruh

[vocal mason]

its very odd comparing character ages between universes

Abbachio and Mitsuba are the same age, for instance

[old marlin]

Mean CX

Thats really cute

[vocal mason]

Mista and Kira are also the same age

Kira8, that is

[minor ore]

2002 bitches

I got a movie named after my year

2001 has uhhhh... Nothing

[vocal mason]

A Space odyssey

2001

[old marlin]

Get fucked

[undone zodiac]

Im really digging my theory
The chapter link is in ppins

what theory do you mean

?

[vocal mason]

probably that Tooru's Stand is the Head Doctor

[undone zodiac]

are u allowed to ping mods

[white beacon]

Yes, if you're asking for the jjl role or it's something important

[undone zodiac]

just wanted to ping glad regarding his theory

[white beacon]

@old marlin

[old marlin]

@undone zodiac I had like a half insane rambling last night on my understanding of whats going on with this Head Doctor shit

Lemme find it

Also dont worry about pinging me lmao

Im not even a real mod 🤫

[undone zodiac]

kk

[lofty matrix]

Head Doctor stand is amazing

[undone zodiac]

i was prolly there for it tbh

i was on for like 3h after the chapter drop

[old marlin]

Tooru is the user of that stand, it took the form of Akefu the Head Doctor they were following, Tooru distracted them long to get the real Akefu out of sight then let his stand do the attacking from then, it's been the stand since Tooru distracted them with that bed

[undone zodiac]

oh

didt read that

ye

seems plausible

so u also think the akefu at the conference hall is the real one

[old marlin]

Ayup

[undone zodiac]

good

[minor ore]

He is

The real one has a face

The stand doesn't have a face

Even when yasuho got right up to it

It was all shadowy

[restive kelp]

yes

[undone zodiac]

oh damn

didnt notice that at all

[minor ore]

The one in the picture with jobin's wife is real too

His face is clearly visible

[simple kraken]

Araki's IQ just increases with each part he writes

[minor ore]

Which is why i think tooru doesn't want to hurt yasuho, if he did he'd show her the fake doctor and give her bad luck

[undone zodiac]

did she not see himtho

at the higa house

in the garage

[minor ore]

She did, but he was there mainly for the higashikatas

Yasuho just happened to be there too

[undone zodiac]

hm

but would he really be able to choose the targets like that on an automatic stand

[minor ore]

He can't, that's why he's coming over there himself now

Before something bad happens

[undone zodiac]

hm ig

yasuho hasnt moved really at all after all

[minor ore]

Tooru is a bad guy but i think he's trying to preserve yasuho

They shared a history together

[undone zodiac]

everyone must preserve yasuho

[minor ore]

Lmao dude was just chomping on a burger

Also he owns a VAN

Cmon

[undone zodiac]

oh i also think toorus bad

[minor ore]

Vans only belong to villains

When have you ever seen a hero drive a van

[undone zodiac]

i think ant man did

[thorn pier]

Yeah he did lol

[minor ore]

Oh fuck

He did?

I don't watch movies

[thorn pier]

I don't remember any villains driving vans ever tbh

Which villain drove a van?

[restive kelp]

me

[undone zodiac]

vans are just suspicious tho

[minor ore]

We call em pedos :)

[undone zodiac]

^

[bright hedge]

why is yasuho still cracking btw

[minor ore]

In heist movies sometimes they drive a van to the bank

[undone zodiac]

from endgame

[thorn pier]

Yeah he has a van

[minor ore]

Vans seem pretty villainous by nature

[undone zodiac]

agree

[minor ore]

Like you want an inconspicuous truck

[restive kelp]

vans

[thorn pier]

Vans

[minor ore]

Why you wanna haul cargo and keep it hidden?

Pretty villainous

[ocean mirage]

he haul ass

[minor ore]

Huh

Really makes you think

[willow pendant]

Haul

[minor ore]

Tooru did the chew like Kira 😳

He did!

He said hamburger

And then posed

While eating

😭

[undone zodiac]

he took a hamburger

[minor ore]

This man is too much

[undone zodiac]

AND ATE IT

[minor ore]

Like he’s posing while eating while talking

And has his meal on the ground

Guys tooru is yoshikage Kira....

😳

Tooru is tooru

And he is cute

Even tho he had psychotic look for a second

He didnt care that much

😍 he really said oh you’re alive I’m surprised

😁✌️

Anyways I love him

He can be main villain or just suspicious weirdo but araki snapped while drawing him

Probably surprised she called him lmao

Man didn't get women's attention is a long yime

Time

He is bouta get it

😳

[undone zodiac]

mans ROCK hard

[minor ore]

He doesn't deserve yasuhoe...

Why do you think he’s sitting like that

[undone zodiac]

who does tho

[minor ore]

He has to hide the boner

😳💅

I-

The go go go

Intimidating

BRO THE WAY HE SITS

IS THE POO POSITION

Actually that looks like the van that poor Tom and the HD? Were in

I-

KAKJDISONR

Pooing while eating

Resourceful

😍

[undone zodiac]

wdym

[minor ore]

[undone zodiac]

when was ppor tom in a van

[minor ore]

LMAO

[undone zodiac]

oh a fellow member of the op server

[minor ore]

Oh yea he got killed I got mixed up

[undone zodiac]

neat

[minor ore]

😳

@undone zodiac

He's the mysterious guy inside the van

Wait no-

Who killed poor Tom

Wasn’t it smth that looked like HDs attacks

Josuke

[undone zodiac]

the hd stand

ye

[minor ore]

HOLD UP

[undone zodiac]

so prolly tooru

[minor ore]

Tooru in the van

DID I FORGET SOMWTHING OR WHA

Why he helping yasuho

😳

[undone zodiac]

cause he wants her lol

[minor ore]

Coochie over rokakaka

Or both

Yasuho wants the fruit now

So this is gonna be interesting

[undone zodiac]

i mean she needs it lol

[minor ore]

She’s still turning into dust

[old marlin]

Poor Tom probably did get killed by one of the Calamities

[minor ore]

OMG yeah

Them calamities so weird ngl

[old marlin]

It came out of nowhere and just shot out like a rocket

[minor ore]

How is araki gonna explain him

Or it?

It’s probably not even real

[old marlin]

Tooru's stand babey

[minor ore]

Wireless connection stand

[undone zodiac]

huh

just automatic

weve seen that beore

[minor ore]

😳

[undone zodiac]

before

[minor ore]

Ik

Uh

I’m just referring to his unnecessary dialogue

😁

Araki shower thoughts

Josuke is still in the hospital

[undone zodiac]

all jojo villaint have kinda unnecessary dialogue tbh

[old marlin]

Deleting doesnt mean it didnt exist

[minor ore]

SH

It’s still in mod log

😳

[old marlin]

Jousuke NEEDS to come back

[minor ore]

Josuke***

Josuke is kinda boring

[old marlin]

cant believe he got written out

[minor ore]

Bitch who even says jousuke

I prefer this whole like no main character

[undone zodiac]

josukes stand too op smh

[old marlin]

you rn LMFAO

[minor ore]

Hoe..

Jousuke 😁

Stinky

Poppy

[old marlin]

Soft and Wet PLEASE

yOU dont just have bubbles the stand

[minor ore]

Hard and dry

Anyways-

[old marlin]

you canliterallly steal concepts from reality

[minor ore]

jobin is currently the main character of jojolion xoxoxo

[old marlin]

Drown

[minor ore]

This is why we Stan jobin xoxoxo

He seems to have a new ability which makes his bubbles explode

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 16 !

[undone zodiac]

i stan joshu

[minor ore]

He doesn’t even have the plunging anymore

when it's up it's up

I Stan Tooru

and when it's down it's down

[old marlin]

His bubbles just pop vry vry hard

[minor ore]

I Stan tooru and jobin xoxoxo

[old marlin]

Sink

[minor ore]

plunder

Gappy got those sort explodey bubbles

Swim

cause it's got some killer queen

but not full explodey

[old marlin]

Yasuho... Queeny 💅

[undone zodiac]

wait r u talking abut kira8s killer qwueen

cause that was hella strong

[minor ore]

I hope yasuho survives

[undone zodiac]

one bubble obliterated that yacht

[minor ore]

Wait no-

I HOPE SHE DIES

[old marlin]

It was a bunch

[undone zodiac]

????????

sharpy

WHAT

????????

[old marlin]

I hope Yasuho becomes real 🤤

[undone zodiac]

^

[minor ore]

no no

Kira 8 has explodey bubbles

duh

but Soft & Wet is part Killer Queen

so it has just like

kinda explodey ones

just strong bubbles

[undone zodiac]

i still dont get how karera survived that explosion tbh

[old marlin]

Hair shield

[bright hedge]

i dont get why yasuho is still crumbling

[minor ore]

imma say it

Killer Queen 4 without Bites the Dust

is weaker than Killer Queen 8

[undone zodiac]

agree

[minor ore]

oh

he can make bunch of sheer heart attacks

[undone zodiac]

yes but i believe those are not automatic

since he used them to cure josefumis blood clots

so he controls them

[minor ore]

yes

[undone zodiac]

so the ranges lower

[tame tide]

she isnt really crumbling anymore

[tame tide]

nvm

[minor ore]

lol

[undone zodiac]

HA

[minor ore]

oops

[fallow vigil]

What a good chapter

Tooru u whore

[minor ore]

Love stories xo

[old marlin]

Shes literally being put back together

[minor ore]

Angry KIRA looks ridiculous and cute ngl

Look at him pulling those lips up

He's ANGY

[old marlin]

Looks like that cat with a knife pointed at him

[minor ore]

Chanoofa

YEAH

THAT PICTURE LMAO

[undone zodiac]

LOL

yes

[minor ore]

you this one is photoshopped lol

this is the real one

[old marlin]

just as cute

[craggy valve]

@rigid fern can i please get the jojolion role?

[rigid fern]

done

[craggy valve]

ty

[honest blaze]

Oo can i get a jojolion role too

[gentle venture]

you have to ping him

[craggy valve]

i'm glad mamezuku came back

the new chapter in general was pretty cool

[old marlin]

yessirski

[honest blaze]

the highlight was the burger

[craggy valve]

i did enjoy the burger quite a bit

[thorn pier]

Highlight was MAMEZUKU

No butts about that butt!

[minor ore]

The highlight was mamezuku telling some bitch to kill himself and congratulating him on suicide

[white beacon]

Karma is a bitch play Submachine 9

[old marlin]

Please play all of Endless by Calamity please

[craggy valve]

yes

[minor ore]

Mamezuku stole the show as usual

[old marlin]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VM5VPmKGGT4

We stan trash ass music

[minor ore]

The highlight was this wonderful reaction image

Doopo when someone says kars is hot

[thorn pier]

😳

[old marlin]

Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up Shut up

Shut your trap you aint funny

[undone zodiac]

haaaaaaaiiiiiii

[old marlin]

King Nothing should've just been called Load

[minor ore]

Load on these nuts lmfao

[grizzled pilot]

load already got a reference idiot

[old marlin]

Huh where

[old marlin]

Wheres his crown....

[honest blaze]

King Nothing is such a good name though

And the song is great

[old marlin]

Cant believe Metallica referenced Metallica

[grizzled pilot]

pretty pog

[minor ore]

The background has a weird skin texture

[old marlin]

Wheres my Crown King Nothiiiiiiiiiiiiing

Literally

Please sniff it out for me

[ebon rampart]

does anyone have that image of mamazuko’s ass?

[honest blaze]

Kinga Nothing! Sniff out Gladlad's bullshit

Who is mamazuko

[ebon rampart]

he’s my mama

[old marlin]

Rai has no Ass

Except for like that one panel where hes in a bubble

[undone zodiac]

the only relevant ass is hatos

[old marlin]

Kinda facts

[ebon rampart]

bro i wanna make a jojolion thicc compilation

[old marlin]

Theres a lot of it are you sure

[ebon rampart]

yeah man

[minor ore]

You won't be able to handle the thicc

[ebon rampart]

the thiccums will overwhelm me i guess

[thorn pier]

Rai's ass beats Hato's ass. No butts about that butt!

[minor ore]

^

[honest blaze]

My nintendo switch came in the mail today

[minor ore]

dummy thicc

[honest blaze]

:dorime:

[thorn pier]

Haha get it, no butts about that butt?

[honest blaze]

hello doopo

[thorn pier]

Hi andy.

Did you like the new chapter?

[honest blaze]

loved it

i do believe that tooru is making illusions which is amazing

[thorn pier]

Same, it was fucking awesome. Also yeah to no one's surprise my prediction was correct.

I can't believe Rai's back though, that's so cool.

[honest blaze]

Speed kings stand cry is hot

[minor ore]

I was predicting a rai come back but not like this

I thought we'd have like 3 chapters of him trying to escape

[thorn pier]

Nah Mamezuku's a fucking gangster he doesn't need 3 chapters.

[minor ore]

Dude just slithers out on a corpse

[thorn pier]

Yeah lol

[minor ore]

FISH SAUSAGES IS BACK

[thorn pier]

So do you think he'll show up to assist Josuke before battle or mid battle?

[minor ore]

HELL YEAH

[thorn pier]

Kinda stupid question lol

[minor ore]

Of course, he's heading to the hospital

[undone zodiac]

hes pretty much at the hospital now

[thorn pier]

Oh yeah but I don't know maybe there's a timeskip but it's just not mentioned. I don't know.

[stark fossil]

So I haven't read the chapter but the way he presents the Head Doctor reminds me of two things.
One is this painting called Wanderer Above the Sea of Fog, which I got by googling "man with cane looking at sea painting":

[minor ore]

Nietzsche?

[stark fossil]

The other is some image I remember of a bunch of identical people, businessmen maybe, floating up into the air. Not sure where it came from

[undone zodiac]

oh lol we were made to try to copy that painting in art class

[stark fossil]

Do any arty people know if these are relevant in any way?

[minor ore]

Good observation

[tame tide]

i dont think the painting u sent is related

[stark fossil]

And hi again, I like to pop in but have to regulate my time on this channel in case I get addicted. Again

I will now go and read the chapter

[undone zodiac]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/71/Golconde.jpg

this one?

[minor ore]

Link in the pins

It's raining men!

[undone zodiac]

[thorn pier]

That's pretty cool. Might be what the covers are referencing? Not sure.

[stark fossil]

@undone zodiac YESSSSS This one. What is this all about

[undone zodiac]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golconda_(Magritte)

dunno just googled panting ppl floating lmao

[stark fossil]

This is quite an epic picture; I would have liked to make a reference to this if I knew how to make mangas

Thanks for the find

[thorn pier]

"The background of the cover bares resemblance to the René Magritte painting Golconda, which was previously referenced in the anime's seventh opening, Great Days."

[stark fossil]

Ah snap of course

[thorn pier]

This is referenced in Great Days? Huh.

[stark fossil]

Yeeeeeeeah

Around the time Killer Queen takes Hayato's hat off I think

[thorn pier]

I gotta check that out.

[undone zodiac]

great days is the best opneing imo

[thorn pier]

...
second best.

[stark fossil]

Existing at the same time as Great Days might be my greatest achievement

If you are a fan of "Wanderer Above a Sea of Fog" and British stand-up there is a fantastic routine by Stewart Lee in his show Content Provider, which you can find on YouTube

[minor ore]

It's great days how can it not be great

[stark fossil]

It has great in the name it can't lie

[thorn pier]

It is great but Traitor's Requiem is just better

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[minor ore]

You fucking traitor

[stark fossil]

OK let's take a deep breath and cool down and think this through ok

[thorn pier]

Change my mind. Except no, there's no reason to say that as you literally cannot change my mind.

[minor ore]

Alright then...

All the openings are terrible and i skip them unless it's near the finale

[thorn pier]

...

[minor ore]

Imagine wasting 2 minutes every episode on shit you already saw...

With mediocre songs

[thorn pier]

Yeah I understand that but the first statement... no.

[minor ore]

At least endings have some jams

[undone zodiac]

u skipped openings while watching weekly?

[vocal mason]

I skipped openings sometimes but bro the openings are all bangers

wasn't a fan of the Crazy Noisy EDM mix though

[minor ore]

I didn't watch weekly after they betrayed the boss

No point in watching bullshit I'm not invested in

Bu- butt .t.t. But .. .clashh!!!b 3@ and stsufff..

Actually i stopped watching because the site i used went down and i have no motivation to look for another one with no ads

[craggy valve]

crazy noisy EDM is cursed

[undone zodiac]

it really is

[stark fossil]

no

[grizzled pilot]

love rené magritte's stuff. favourite old painter dude

[stark fossil]

Solid chapter. Time to demand apologies from people who told me best dad died last month

Tooru behind the ambulance be like

[honest blaze]

i was just about to say "fish writing an essay" then got hit with one sentence and an emoji

[stark fossil]

I'm like Prince, I switch up the pace when you don't expect it

[honest blaze]

[old marlin]

@stark fossil srry

[cedar relic]

Imagine ever skipping a Jojo opening in any episode

Couldn’t be me

[undone zodiac]

^

[simple kraken]

I never skipped bloody stream once but I usually listen to the other openings once or twice

The reason I usually skip openings and endings is because the episode comes out to be almost exactly 20 minutes

[old marlin]

I didnt skip ops until Traitors Requiem came on

[simple kraken]

So it's easy to calculate time that way

[stark fossil]

I never skip JoJo OPs and EDs, and rarely for other animes

[errant prairie]

When you search for Akefu Satoru in the JoJoWiki and Calamities start happening...

[stark fossil]

Other shows too I like to sit back during the credits and just go wooooah what did I just see
I haven't tried watching JoJo on Netflix but if it skips Oingo Boingo Brothers just to go to the next episode I'll be even more disgusted with it than I already am

[simple kraken]

I never skipped the fullmetal alchemist brotherhood first opening

[stark fossil]

Somehow I have forgotten all the FMAB OPs

Might be to do with the fact that I started watching JoJo while I was watching FMAB

[errant prairie]

https://jojowiki.com/Satoru_Akefu
Look at the left side of the page

[kind owl]

@errant prairie, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 6 !

[stark fossil]

oh god oh frick

[undone zodiac]

oh lol

and ppl ask why u should use the chad jojowiki instead of the virgin fandom one

[stark fossil]

If you roll over it it fades away

[undone zodiac]

cant approach him

[old marlin]

i dont get it

[old marlin]

Ohhhh

[stark fossil]

But it's not like it can cause any calamity to me, like what, my chair will break and I'll smash my head open on my keybjsbd uisoANJI SO9O8Qhwed8 9oH8uq9w hoD

[minor ore]

That's so cool

[honest blaze]

Take jolyne off that and you got an A+ poster

[novel igloo]

bruh

[honest blaze]

nice contributing to the conversation

[gentle venture]

when every poster has jolyne and not irene

[dense flax]

Imagine on hating one of the best JoJos tho

The new chapter was great

[gentle venture]

yes great indeed but now there are more questions

[ebon rampart]

Jolyne’s pose is dogshit

[dense flax]

I really hope some more stuff about the doctor is revealed next chapter

Since Jobin is attacking him

[tame tide]

jobin die next chapter

[minor ore]

tooru can get me

i love him

he might be my fav character

[tame tide]

hes growing on me

[minor ore]

from the little weve seen

well top 3

yasuho, rai and him

[ebon rampart]

Joshu kills HD next chapter

[gentle venture]

is rai or joshu the jobro

[minor ore]

yasuho

people cant accept that female is the jobro

rai kinda dickheady

but i like him

[gentle venture]

oh right i forgot yasuho is koichi

[minor ore]

yes

koich-kun

[gentle venture]

man yashuo is really reliable

[tame tide]

yasuo is love nterest cannot be jobro !!!

[gentle venture]

who was the love interest of part 5?

[minor ore]

yukako

the closest we got

[stark fossil]

Head Doctor is AU Clash

[willow pendant]

Ok grandpa pfp

[tacit apex]

Yea ok bald giorno pfp

[minor ore]

The HD that keeps attacking them is not the real one

The real HD always has his face in full view

The chase HD never showed his face, even when yasuho got right up to him it was all shadowy

The chase HD also can't be seen by people he's not affecting currently

[deep jasper]

So does the head doctor's stand take the image of just the head doctor or did Araki just retcon the stand's appearance?

[simple kraken]

they're both the stand

[minor ore]

Wdym his stand?

You mean the robot or the chase HD?

[simple kraken]

The thing we saw in the car and stair well

[deep jasper]

the robot?

[minor ore]

Yeah the robotic thing that was in the stairs

[deep jasper]

I was under the assumption that the chase HD was the robot but changed it's form

[minor ore]

I don't think so, they appeared at the same time didn't they?

wait

[deep jasper]

So i guess it's a sheer heart attack kind of ability?

[simple kraken]

The stand is likely that stair thing and the ability is the head doctor and the calamity

[deep jasper]

where the chase HD is a remote tracking stand

[minor ore]

Notice how bad things didn't happen until the robot appeared

They chased the HD but they didn't start running into calamities until the robot appears

[deep jasper]

ahh

ok

I thought the HD was the stand doing it

[willow pendant]

さあ佐田浜なたさたらな??

かあらなかあ

[junior flax]

https://youtu.be/NW4aXVyEVvQ

This a cool AMV for the later chapter

[heavy ledge]

soo....whats up

[junior flax]

sup

[minor ore]

What chapter is this from???

[tame tide]

50

kyo is edited out though

[lethal tundra]

Teddy

[minor ore]

ahh okay

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 4 !

[minor ore]

thanks for answering!

[burnt pagoda]

do tootu is the evil

tooru

tf is this cry

another redesign

with functional mouth

also tooru vs joubin

(and the whole family?)

[old marlin]

Speed King gets changed every single chapter bro

[lost slate]

I like his cap

[minor ore]

What up with his eyes

Or is that his hat

[old marlin]

: D

[young meteor]

XD

[old marlin]

:D

[deep jasper]

Honestly how do you even pronounce that stand cry

[old marlin]

Meraaryaryaryaryaryarya

[minor ore]

Honestly how do you even pronounce that stand cry
@deep jasper you don’t

[burnt pagoda]

no its just mera rya rya

[minor ore]

[burnt pagoda]

into mera rya rya

[old marlin]

ari

Ria

[deep jasper]

I think it’d just continue the rya rya

[burnt pagoda]

mera rya rya mera rya rya mera rya ryamera rya rya

[minor ore]

rya time baby!

[deep jasper]

Instead of keeping the mera

Like Dorararara

Instead of Doradoradora

[minor ore]

y’all can keep your doras, mudas, oras, and volas
im going with Meraaryaryaryaryaryarya

[burnt pagoda]

or like mera rya ryaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....!

imagine if the stand fucking scream screeches

[old marlin]

Meraryaryaryaryaryaryaryaryaryaryarya
SPEEEEEEYEAAAAAAAAA

[noble haven]

@burnt pagoda Mera means fire

[burnt pagoda]

and what was that about the head doctor stand being based on

karma

it has nothing to do with if you were a good person

or have good kas

[noble haven]

I mean Josuke killed a couple of people

Idk if he's necessarily considered

[burnt pagoda]

just say the pore you pust the more it pushes back

[noble haven]

good guy

[burnt pagoda]

more*

[old marlin]

The Karma thing is another red herring

[noble haven]

Wait it wasn't a couple of people

I think it was just Damo

[young meteor]

Yotsuyu

[noble haven]

Oh yeah

[burnt pagoda]

i forgot mama zukus explation already

[noble haven]

Ngl I think it's confirmed now that the MV is either Tooru or the HD

[burnt pagoda]

iys kinda vauge amd boring

[old marlin]

Its Jobin

[burnt pagoda]

the serial killer being there

and joubin having killed 2 peeps

suggests

ìt has to do with legit karma

[noble haven]

that would be boring as fuck if araki did all of this shit and making tooru/HD look powerful as fuck and then Jobin is the MV

[minor ore]

Jousuke done killed like 5 people i think

[burnt pagoda]

its a lot