#jojolion
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Yotsuyu could do me any day
How he took care of Aisho.
He is the nicest
His design is one of the best
ikr
what a cutie
I loved him but he also was evil so Idek
Even more to love
😳
Damo and hato having sex only twice
I died at that
I am a rock. I am an island.
I-
Like the way hato said that to her dad

Without any care
💀💀💀

Yea it was
Omg rpdr memes
💀💀
Araki got so good at being Bizarre, that it isn't bizarre until you take it out of context imo
It’s araki shower thoughts
Especially the tooru dialogue
but why would you date a human thumb with spaghetti hair-
HIS HAIR-
He had money
money
also modeling
famous people
She’s so cool tho like a Britney
She’s very oops i did it again
i-
she is!
Like I swear I would have thought she had awaking III leaves
If I didn’t know anything another jojolion
same!!
her hair gave it awya
away
what is a stand we haven't seen in awhile?
Yea and the arrows on her suit
uhh
Like California king bed
walking heart
PMK
nut king call
Soft and wet
lovelove delux
BTW
Head doctors
Not in action, but.
y'all forgetting Kaato's stand
yuh
We saw pmk in chapter 83
We also saw California king bed in 83
we dont know whats it called
So many old stands in 83
walking hear was one of my favs-
Oh oh Caatos stand
heart
Pmk was there when tsurugi was moving the body bag
We haven’t seen it a lot
Yeah I really like walking hearts design
walking heart be like: walks in 5meters high heels
Walking Heart is weird.
spaghetti design
I like the weird pocked D4C cards
kaato is hot doe
Norisuke seemed to know about this stand
Like his reaction to joshu
i love her mother son relationship with jobin
He knew the stand very well clearly
its wholesome
And he didn’t warn joshu
BAD NORISUKE BAD
But he was looking with like disgust
💀💀💀
lmao-
Caato is so badass
She’s like stingy animal crossing villagers
I live for her
chapter 95 is scarring lol
Just 12 days.
Tooru seems like the guy behind all of this
tooru is cute tho
He brought yasuho to the estate
Usually it takes... what, 1/2 day?
he looks like a big head bird
no one does-
He trying to get yasuho away from josuke
💀💀💀💀
Doopo i'll be the one blocking you this time
He succeeded
he's amazing at being sus
i guess
he's also hot so
Araki gonna introduce a new character and confuse the fuck out of us.
He has SF on his pants in some panels
HE's fucking ugly and disproportionate.
HE WILL BRING BACK MAGENTA MAGENTA
lmao-
He is built like a train
he's just embodiment of dandruff
He looks like he smells like fish
remember the baby btw, mitsuba!
Shut up. Wu is hot.
Jolyne strings smell like soap
WU IS HOT.
NO
YES
KILL THE BABY
YEET THE BABY
isnt the baby technically just hands?
This shit is so weird
What's that supposed to mean?
another kid = more problems
the drama of part 8 is amazing
I-
speaking of tooru has anyone seen this ?
Not really...? The other kid wouldn't get the disease, if that's what you're referring to.
ohhh nice
Yeah it's the firstborn sons.
im talking about the theory
🤭
jkjkjk its nice to see the living cringe ass nae nae baby get a sibling
but first they need to fix said cringe ass naenae baby
Toru means dragon more than anything
Dragon his ass back to yasuho
i-
it might be right
@queen fox, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 5 !
a bull stand
but we saw his stand
we saw one but we dont know if that is the hds
well it might not be his but we saw the same "Sun" shape that was in tooru's shirt
it's likely the HD's
There was a small extra page in one of the volumes that show that stand together with HD
And besides, design choices are reused often in Jojo.
yeah im just theorizing
Remember when DIO, Vanilla Ice and Josuke all had hearts as part of their design?
And when figuratively everyone had spikes in Jojolion.
it also attacked gappy which u know what that means
That the HD's stand is automatic and attacks its pursuers?
Or that the HD wants Josuke and Mamezuku dead?
yeah
We dont know if Tooru is a stand user yet
not sure-
He most likely is, every important character in Jojolion is one.
well i mean its pretty obvious he is
Yes.
Not really
like the dude is pretty shady
HOLD UP
Finally found it after backlogging this place
WHAT
Oh yeah.
So far the only normal humans the rock humans have trusted were Jobin
Tooru is some med student
He has a past with yasuho too
But he's still a stand user.
why does everyone say that hd is wekapipo
Maybe not affiliated with the rock humans at all.
LOL
@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 13 !
wekapipo got d4ced
How do you know hes a stand user
he had the same hair as wekapipo ig
he does look like wekapipo
HE AINT
I think he's a red herring
Would be nice if he's a red herring
OK. Maybe he isn't, and he's just there to make Josuke and Yasuho have a character arc or something.
Araki doesn't do that a lot
We don't know for sure, it could be more than that.
I'm seeing him as this parts Hayato
Close ish with the head doctor
Willing to help
Kinda creepy
Why are you so sure
Because he's so important-
he's important to this soap opera
remember that wireless charging thing?
He showed up to make Josuke jealous and he also helped Yasuho find out what our boy Afeku looks like
He's going to keep showing up though
facts
Teddy bear shoulder
teddy
Teddy Bear is the key to all this
what teddy bear-
Exactly. Why else would he be on the volume spine if he wasn't gonna keep coming back
remember, some things get added
Oh yeah I just meant it would make more sense for him to be on the next one then.
But perhaps the HD's stand is there.
Or something.
Perhaps.

SOOS
Stone ocean ocean stone
Ocean stone? 🤔
makes sense doesnt it

what's a anime I should watch?
Was reading up on Magritte's Golconda, which is the painting referenced for Vol 23's cover, Magritte the artist being almost always seen sporting a bowler hat and black coat, and it doesn't really give hints on what the Head Doctor's true self is
One interpretation is it's about individuality and group association, another is it's about wealth, the title Golcomda refers to a town rich as a diamond mine
HD is annoying smh my head
If we use the first interpretation though, it could mean that there are multiple head doctors but upon closer inspection, they aren't really him
@queen fox depends, what genres do u like?
I'm just asking in general
want me to just dm u my myanimelist?
this is just a thought. Holy said that the Headocters true form can't be grasped. What if the Headocter had some demonic properties to him
we have jesus in jojo
why not have satan as well?
That's Diavolo
Besides Diavolo isn't actually Satan
HD is obviously inspired in some form by diavolo
Even way back when he was first being researched
diavolo is just what Doppio decided to call his alter ego
They had no clues to his identity, no trace or mention of him anywhere
Not even a picture
The relation between HD and tooru reminds me of diavolo and doppio
If they had separate bodies
Holly says at one point the HD's true form cannot be grasped
that is a pretty cool theory :))
I'm 50/50 on him either being a diavolo type character or a straight up lovecraftian creature
What if the pic tooru showed yasuho isn't even the doctor's actual face
He's just a rockhuman lol.
Like with how diavolo's death facemask abbacchio made doesn't exactly look like him
ikr lmao
I personally love surreal lovecraft stuff so let's go
Yeah too bad it's not gonna be that.
He could be something like the oldest rock human
If he appears to be 89
Then hes an OLD rock human
Probably close to 200
Maybe he learned to shift his appearance
Well Wu was about 70 but looked 30
But we still don't know exactly how rock humans age
Other than that they molt several times
Wait, let's try to calculate this.
oke
How old was Wu Tomoki?
hol on
He claims to be 33...
thinkin about head doc as 110 years old
Wu is 70 rock ages
2011
yes
But claims 33(which shouldn't really matter since he can just claim any age he wants)
but bro am going with my theory that head doc is the infant found 3 days after Johnny's death 🤠
Yeah so Wu looks to be about 33.
If he is actually 70, he's twice his claimed age.
Rougly.
Let's go with that, it makes it easier.
Then the HD would be 178.
how old was he during the steel ball run?
@supple totem, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 4 !
in 1890
@upper knoll that sounds interesting, do you mind explaining to me?
Yeah I'm doing the maths right now.
Also johnny was like mid 20s
shh doopo doing quick maths
woah
oh
np
Well then he'd be born in... 1833.
He would be about 57 in sbr
Yeah.
If his real age is 178
and look like a 20 year old
Which it might be, if Wu looked to be 33 and his real age was around 70.
And that also means the HD would look to be 28 in SBR.
So if we're gonna go look for characters that might be the HD in SBR, remember that age.
28 or somewhere around that.
Theres nothing really to disprove or prove with this theory
I just think that the infant that was found in Morioh 3 days after Johnny's death is HD
That kid is mentioned once and never again
@honest blaze
Should I unblock you?
@thorn pier, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 19 !
🤔
Like theres no proof that this is true or not, it's more of a headcanon till it gets disproved/proved
what else to do?
I dont got a problem with it just curious
ok
Yeah I mean, Norisuke was there. So it was probably intended that SBR would be related to Jojolion before Jojolion had begun.
So maybe?
This one has a list of a lot of them.
Which ones don't have names that are just jokes?
Or references.
wasnø't there like 1000 participants in the stb?
ø
Yeah but we can probably correctly assume that it wouldn't be someone who is below 20th place or something.
Maybe?
yeap
will gappy get a surgery to remove his extra balls?
no
more balls is better
^
It's probably just split down the middle
why would he
maybe he cut one off
He doesn't have 2 of everything
could we asume, that the headocter is from australia?
because the higashkata family got the rockhumans from australia
and the fruit also grows there
of course it grows in australia
Id imagine gappys penis is split down the middle like lpc said
Maybe
Papa New Guinea, to be specific
Some of the rock humans could have been born in japan though, since that's where their main export is
So I can imagine their race expanding to there
It's mentioned though, that rock humans, when having sex, give birth to normal humans.
Yes?
So how do they reproduce?
Yeah it mentions that but I think it's more rockhuman than human
Maybe
Because that would mean that their race will have already perished
If it just results in normal humans
Although I don't believe that's the case, but we'll find out soon hopefully.
Neither kira nor josefumi had the rock disease
But, after josefumi fed kira the fruit to heal him, what was exchanged was his(josefumi) own flesh and it showed that it was turning to stone
So the fruit could possibly simply turn someone into a rock human, instead of having the rock disease already
was looking through racers in the sbr. Theres kanye west lol
That's a horse isnt it
No way lmao
Yeah theres a horse named kanye lmao
no it's the jockey thats kanye
I just found it, it's the jockey
yeah lol
Joshu
Joshu
Joshi
Joshu
OOPS
Fuck
Wait lemme sneak in one more
Joshu
Ignore me!!

Joshu? 🤔
juiceu
"I LOVE YOU YASUHOOO!"
has there been any new chapters since the one where jobin kills yasuho
Yes
no
nop
not currently
Yasuho is immortal
I know, right?
Yeah i was kinda surprised that josuke would kill yasuho
Yasuho getting the Red Stone of Aja was a crazy twist only Kyo would predict
True
Karera was mvp tho
Thank God Joshu got his requiem form

🤢

No! No! No!

Damn joshucool is a nitro emote
More like Cringe emote
Nitro is pretty cool
you guys are pretty cool 
:wew:

Awko Taco moment
No disrespect to the artist but that's a downgrade
Arakis art definitely better
@honest blaze, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 11 !
Its more of the pose in doopos pfp i see it everywhere
Akefu Satoru-chan!
The hand
san...
chan!
san
araki is hardly replaceable
ive tried his style tho
but theres always something odd
I can’t wait more Doctor head in the upcoming chapters
i’ve yet to see anyone replicate or at least be close to copying araki’s style
His color usage is really amazing
Yeah his cover art is hella aesthetically pleasing
hey
i havent started part 8 yet
is it worth it to start?
is it the story coming into a conclusion or is it still midway
I’d say it’s worth it.
idk im not a fan of waiting
so if it close to an end i can start from now i guess since im slow at reading
It’s either going into the finale or a major fight rn. Regardless, I’d say it’s worth the read.
Definitely worth it
its got like 2 years left
fuq
It could easily be the best jojo part
JoJolion Australian English Dub
The good thing about waiting monthly for new chapters is all the speculation and theorizing
It's fun to watch and take part in
True
Yeah for sure
what i like about monthly series is that it gives the author time for better quality art rather than meeting tight weekly deadlines
and if it's not the art, the writing quality is also usually higher because of the time it takes to come up with ideas
Crazy how susceptible Weekly Mangas are to adding shit not in the original draft
it's pretty shitty if you think about it, because most of the time it's not an addition of a new idea that came up to add into the story
most of the time it's adding something to rile the readers up to keep the manga in the ranks or as a struggle to get out of the bottom tier
IS AVDOL ALIVE? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT CHAPTER OF STARDUST CRUSADERS!
Yeah he died.
He hasnt been for a while now
Didn't you hear?
I guess not
actually hes dead
He done got ate
He gone
Y'all gone make me
what
my mum is actually young
Did I say she's old
yes
No?
Yes
actually you did
No
6 days ago
Oh?
i still remember it
When did I join this server again?
it still haunts me
For the funny
but comedy doesnt exist
Mitsuo Aida?
HIGHFIVE
wait what
what wait?
The wait what?
What.
.
Yes
no
No.
The jojolion channel in its natural habitat
ً
Joshu is hot.
what
YES
incorrect
CORRECT
Correct indeed.
joshu fucking sucks fuck joshu
Y'all gon make me pft apsjskaa
Joshu is amazing you are objectively wrong
@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 14 !
OK. I'm gonna say it again. Take a look at this picture, and tell me that he isn't just a little hot.
i hate joshu with ever essence of my being
wow
thats actually hot
yee yee ass hair looking stupid ass bitch
joshu do be swag
Yes. Perhaps his hairstyle isn't the greatest. But if we ignore that...
😩
his haircut is so hot
His hairstyle is unique
ikr
what abt the fact he sexually assaulted smn
Y'all outdated in fashion
best hair style
He didn't?
and his face is just uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
he did tho
Who did he sexually assault?
or was about to before he got hit in the head w a toilet seat
OK, yes, but don't say he sexually assaulted someone when he didn't do it for sexual reasons.
He assaulted his mom, yes.
he thought yasuho wanted to do it with him
He thought she actually loved him-
But he hasn't done much wrong except for that.
he had his reasons
that's??? still??? sexual assault???
but
Lmao no??
You’re just jealous that joshu is a chad
Yeah
Oh, if we're talking about Yasuho... yeah he was just unlucky.
saying that it wasnt done on purpose wont hold up in a court of law lol
He did nothing wrong there.
Look. What is the definition of rape?
Sex without consent. Yasuho wanted to fucking have sex with him.
He didn't force himself on her if she literally said Joshu I love you
im not talking about rape, im talking about sexual assault
i-
Yeah, yeah. Fair enough.
but still
That wasn't the Yasuho situation.
it was a prank
The YASUHO situation was reasonable. The kaato situation is a bit grey-
Yes.
she didnt even want to have sex with josuke, who she thought it was
She told him we can do this in a private place wym
he still forced her against a wall and took off her clothes
yeah a misunderstanding
^
Yep.
OK delete that pls
It’s like those moments in anime where the person falls down on a girl and grabs her boobs
its just weird anime logic
DELETE THAT PIC
but you get to see the joshu cheeks tho
Joshu cheeks or Josuke cheeks? We've seen both.

okay let’s say in real life
Pls delete that image
- you enter a bathroom with someone you believe you can trust
- it turns out it’s not said person
- they begin to force you against a wall and strip you
He still didn't know?
Was it his fault Tho?
is that not sexual assault? am i misunderstanding here?
I'm pretty sure he didn't know at that point.
maybe it was a prank
No lmao
yes it was his fault dumbasses it doesn’t matter if he didn’t know
maybe he wanted to make sure she could defend herself
He still doesn't know here

what the fuck lol
still sexual assault
PERYAT
no
Also I like how she screamed when she saw he didn't have 4 balls lol.
the definition doesn’t fucking change if he thinks it’s consentual
he literally thought she said joshu what are you on about?
it’s still sexual assault
He stopped cuz she yelled Josuke's name and he was confused
Perhaps, but nobody is to blame for it.
Except, well... maybe Tsurugi, that cringe ass nae nae baby.
Also are you Joshu fans on the level of intellect to claim that isn't sexual assault
boys take it from someone who’s been sexually assaulted
Well I'm not sure about it
that’s sexual assault
A day in jojolion channel:
Argue about if joshu raped yasuho or not
Argue about jobin main villain
Josuke testicles convo
That's now what we're saying, and now you're bringing intellect into this? What the fuck.
Did I got it right?
But for all we know he's redeeming himself
Or am I missing something
Shut
i’m okay with a joshu redemption arc but that’s why i don’t like him
Up
among many reasons
People argue about josuke testicles here everyday
Joshu is just a weirdo with a low IQ
Go ask a mod
been on this server for about 5 months and i’d say people don’t do that every day
He is just brain dead stupid
He really doesn't seem like an idiot.
i could do a write up on why i hate joshu but none of us want to see that
Hato seems to be dumber if anything.
OHHH noooo
Hato is a bitch go kill her instead of norisuke
Why-?
i’m losing brain cells by being in this channel i’m heading out
She's just a thot lmao doesn't deserve death tho
That moment when she killed Damo was 👌 though.
Ikr
Also Hato isn't hot.
She didn't kill Damo
Haato is hot wym
That was Josuke
Yeah I know.
She did all the work tho
She's not hot.
Wait does hato's stand let her grow spikes on any part of her body or just the heels?
Still pretty cool tho
Ok kinda useful for reaching high places
Like she used it in the vitamin c arc
Yeah but she's not hot. Her clothing is way too tight.
Kaato + Hato would be op as fuck
And her face isn't really that great.
Yeah kaato's stand is just enigma but doesn't need fear or something
So it isn't enigma
Yeah. It's not.
It's just that she can store things between her cards.
I think it's like D4C but stuff goes to a pocket dimension
Very similar
It's similar, but not really. Enigma is used for trapping people in it, that's not what Kaato's stand does.
Or, well, that's what it was used for.
We don't know what it can do in combat
@near cedar, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 27 !
We saw it once
Hey Jude stand when
it’s just like sticky fingers where there’s a space he can put stuff
No?
Kaato creates a pocket dimension or something.
Sticky Fingers just opens things.
We're not exactly sure about the pocket dimension either, so let's just say she keeps things between her cards
Sticky Fingers has a pocket dimension thing
Have you not seen inside his zippers
It's a trippy purple space
Doesn't mean it's a pocket dimension.
But yeah I do agree that it may be the case, but I'm not sure. Maybe it was explained somewhere.
If sticky fingers' zipper dimensions aren't pocket dimensions, I don't see how you'd think kaato's cards are
Especially since it's not even explained yet
Uh. Because they can store a chair in there?
How else would there be enough space to store stuff in between them?
Sticky Fingers can store a pile of jewls and gold in there
It's not explained yet, it could just fuse in it or just be completely random and unexplained, like Enigma
Your point now makes no sense
Sticky Fingers' literally has an entire space to put things in
Where is it being stored again?
Yes. Inside the urinal. There's space there.
But not in it in the zipper dimension
Big difference.
This man don't know what a pocket dimension is
Okay so you tell me, that bruno putting a phone inside his head, isn't a pocket dimension?
I don't remember him doing that, but yeah that would probably be a pocket dimension.
OMG it's the power puff girls
Dont remember
It's against King Crimson first time
The only thing keeping me alive in quarantine is that there is a new chapter in a week and a half
I really hope it switches back to Josuke
I miss my boy
MAMEZUKU
Joshu
HEAD DOCTOR
2nd head doctor reveal
HD crumbles away and inside him is the real HD
Who is a hot muscular god uncovered
Who turns out to not be Tooru.
kars 2.0
😡😡😡😡
the only thing similar are the ‘deaths’
🔫
It's him u can't convince me otherwise
Explain
he dont act like kars
he only dies like kars
thats it
its like saying kakoyain and abbachio are the same because they got donuted
ok but they aren’t the same
the only evidence u have is the death
thats it
nothing else of his character and personality correlates
It doesn't have to
Johnny isn't the same as Jonathan
Their personality is completely different
Yet they are the same person
Well thats because he’s a jojo and there are other things that make him related to jonathan
the only similarity is the death for magneta
it’s backed by the fact that he’s called a zeppeli
so you have no other choice but to call him an au version of william
magneta has no similarities like that
His name... it's Caesar.
he’s never mentioned as being a pillar man or wants the red aja or anything like that
BRUH cuz there is no pillar men
exactly
Dio is Diego right?
But he isn't a vampire
Because vampires don't exist in that world
Why? Because pillar men don't exist
They are different
They don't have to be exactly the same
Yet they are the same
can't, can't you just let sbr-verse characters be themselves? and not connect them with anyone or anything
^^^^
i don’t have a problem with that lol
Point barre
Yo so i started reading part 8 since yall told me so and dang
Im only on volume 2 chapter 6 but dang this kinda fire
Ayy
still doesn’t show that magenta is kars lol
Also joshu really does smell like gamer girl bath water wtf
Joshu went to the idol concert to get idol girl bath water, unfortunately, he did not succeed
Ok
Aww
😔
He’s just vibing to go to the idol concert
Imagine Joshu in those love life anime girls concert
Damn why is Milagro Man so hilarious when you think about it
It happens just after one of the most serious arcs, after Kira and Josefumi flashback and Josuke accepting who he really is and instead of some follow-up we have Joshu having too much money
To the point where it's troubling
We went from "I'm... Josefumi Kujo" to "Dad I wanna buy some idol's merch"
That arc reminds me of Johnny and Gyro went to casino
true
this Jobin dude is very not cash money
Jobin is awesome
I liked it more than the Doobie Wah fight.
Beetle fight is the coolest fight in entire JoJo series
The only notable thing about petshop is the hftf meme

Is there any information on when will Jojolion's final vol be released?
none
no
not that i know of at least
We're not even sure if the harvest of the rokakaka will be the ending parts of jjl, it might even extend further
alright
Petshop is better than petscop
Wrong
Jojolion’s story is pretty weird
h
It'll extend further for sure
damn the art
Loved this scene
Okay, imagine if those holes were actually just popped pimples
Big juicy ones
I wonder why did the doctor do that tho
that is incorrect
Do what?
This?
This was done by gappy
The holes had water come out, hd's holes had rain come in
Bro
Guerilla warfare
I don't get it...
Wait no
It's urban guerilla
Fuck now I look down
Shit shit shit shit
Dumb*****
Now I look even more dumber what the fuck
how many kills does josuke have
5



