#jojolion

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tame tide
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idk where she could come back as of now

thorn pier
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Really? She was uh... eh

burnt pagoda
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jouskes mom will save his ass

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again

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*holly

white beacon
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Isn't she in a coma right now?

willow pendant
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Yea

upper knoll
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Shes not coming back anytime soon

minor ore
ebon rampart
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gappy will use his stand to plunder her ability to have a coma

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ez

minor ore
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or just steal the corona

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I MEAN COMA

ebon rampart
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sharpeh i cant believe you

willow pendant
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That doesn’t make any sense

minor ore
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its not supposed to make sense

willow pendant
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True

honest blaze
ebon rampart
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stop

thorn pier
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fuck.

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what if I delete my messages?

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🤔

minor ore
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mods still see

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👁

willow pendant
thorn pier
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yeah besides it's obvious what I said

ebon rampart
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it’s ok i’ll delete it for you

honest blaze
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How will jobin die

ebon rampart
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now nobody knows

honest blaze
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Nut king call or soft n wet

ebon rampart
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obviously nut king wet

willow pendant
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Nut king is a really shitty stand

honest blaze
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Nut king is great

willow pendant
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Nah

ebon rampart
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its pretty cool

willow pendant
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Ita useless

ebon rampart
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it gets cooler after joshu and gappy fuse

honest blaze
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That sounds bad

ebon rampart
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did u not see it?

honest blaze
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No?

willow pendant
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waht

ebon rampart
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yeah so basically joshuske kills the head doctor with his nut king wet barrage

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it was pretty cool

honest blaze
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Wgere did you find this

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Where

ebon rampart
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its in chapter 96

willow pendant
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Whatayah

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What

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Chap 96 is out

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Bruhhhhhh

honest blaze
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No its not

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Hes just joking

willow pendant
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oh

honest blaze
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It took me a but to realize too

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Bit

ebon rampart
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wtf im not joking

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chapter 96 is out

minor ore
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Chapter 96 has been out awhile

willow pendant
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bruh really?

honest blaze
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Its a shitty joke james

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I just googled it there is no 96

willow pendant
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Yeah just checked

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Very sad

simple kraken
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wtf chapter 96?!??!

minor ore
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Yeah google it

willow pendant
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no its not out

ebon rampart
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it is are u dumb

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even swe coo has seen it

minor ore
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Yeah i lost my shit at the nut king wet barrage

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That was more hype than ojiro returns

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WAIT WHAT

ebon rampart
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True and then that part when tsurguri transformed into that weird ass stone totem

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bruh that was funny af

minor ore
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i got baited real hard

willow pendant
honest blaze
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people really falling for this nonsense

thorn pier
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What the fuck.

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Ah yes, of course Josuke and Joshu will fuse.

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That's what you're saying, right?

minor ore
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Yeah they explicitly show that

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They eat the new fruit and because it's ripe they keep their memories

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So in the end both of them marry yasuho

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Happy end :)

willow pendant
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HUH

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so what josuke has now like 6 balls

upper knoll
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There was nothing said about that

minor ore
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The more the merrier

upper knoll
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But maybe?

willow pendant
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BRUH

old marlin
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Daughters pfp 🤢

upper knoll
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Aww come on

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This is one of my fav albums

minor ore
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Thought it was a creepypasta

upper knoll
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I mean it is a pretty scary album I guess

minor ore
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Scary how bad it is maybe

willow pendant
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Bruh

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lmao

upper knoll
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I still get goosebumps listening to some of the songs on it

willow pendant
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Nice

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Is it like radiohead or something

upper knoll
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Absolutely not

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This is some industrial/noise rock

minor ore
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Is it like quake ost?

upper knoll
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Well I guess quake ost is industrial

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But its more on the ambient side, no? I havent listened to it that much so I cant tell well

minor ore
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Quake ost is a bunch if weird asmr noises that makes you wanna pull your face out

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Can't listen to it for too long without feeling crazy

willow pendant
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Is it like sad themed ?

minor ore
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Sad how bad it is maybe

honest blaze
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asmr is nice if its not weird

upper knoll
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Yeah it revolves about depression, frustration and a bit of insanity maybe

honest blaze
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Like eating and videos where its only talking are weird

thorn pier
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ASMR is just never good.

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OK?

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Yes.

willow pendant
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yes

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Agreed

honest blaze
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Yes it is you just havent seen the good side

minor ore
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Asmr makes me jitter in place and i hate it

thorn pier
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Good.

minor ore
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It makes me wanna scratch my skin till it peels off

honest blaze
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All good asmr is just nice noises

old marlin
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I been listening to ASMR for like 5 years now

willow pendant
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why

old marlin
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it's long since lost it's effect on me

analog ether
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just watch bob ross if you want asmr without the creep factor

honest blaze
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I listen to a lot of tapping asmr

old marlin
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I just fall asleep listening to shit

minor ore
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The tapping is the worst

willow pendant
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Bruh really tapping lmao

old marlin
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Fuck the Mouth sound and talking shit it's awkward

upper knoll
thorn pier
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Bob Ross is good. Do not watch ASMR. It's bad.

honest blaze
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Tapping, foam, shit like that

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The talking is weirs

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Weird

upper knoll
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Anyway @old marlin bro do the mod thing bring this back to jojolion talk!

old marlin
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Uh

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Kono Jousuke Da

honest blaze
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Bro we're just trynna conversate

analog ether
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danny the rat

willow pendant
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whats the mod thing

minor ore
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Kono gappy da*

honest blaze
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If you wanna talk about jojolion give us a jojolion topic

old marlin
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Damo

minor ore
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Damn

thorn pier
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Is fucking cool.

honest blaze
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Good ass stand battle, deserved more

minor ore
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^

honest blaze
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Cant wait to hear his va

minor ore
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Elvis

willow pendant
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Wait whos damo

minor ore
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Literally elvis VA

upper knoll
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Hato's BF

thorn pier
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Tamaki Damo. Vitamin C.

honest blaze
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I really hope they dont use gappy's Eyes of heaven voice

willow pendant
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Oh

honest blaze
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Its good but it doesnt fit him

minor ore
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YO

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GAPPY HAS A WONDERFUL VOICE IN EOH

analog ether
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well the almost never use the game's va's
so i think you're alright

thorn pier
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I imagine Giorno's voice would be similar to Josuke's.

honest blaze
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I like the one in the japanese manga ads better

minor ore
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Literally can't get more perfect than eoh's VA

analog ether
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That's the same va

minor ore
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^

honest blaze
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Swe have you heard the jojolion commercial va

minor ore
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Yeah it's the same

honest blaze
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Tsurugi also has a voice, along with yasuho

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No its not

willow pendant
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Bruh did you hear jolyne’s voice actress in EOH

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Iys

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Amazing

analog ether
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It's literally the same

minor ore
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Exact same guy

honest blaze
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They sound completely different

analog ether
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They really don't though

honest blaze
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They really do though

kind owlBOT
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@honest blaze, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 9 !

analog ether
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You are out of your mind

thorn pier
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Let me decide.

honest blaze
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Gappys eyes of heaven voice comes out more nerdy

minor ore
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When he screams you can clearly tell it's him

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You mean nasally?

honest blaze
minor ore
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It's the same

thorn pier
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Oh my, what is this... Yasuho's voice. It's unbearable.

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Josuke's is not good here either.

tame tide
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that was tsurugis voice

minor ore
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Daiya has a good voice in the commercial

honest blaze
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I dont hear the same voice

thorn pier
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No...? Yasuho's mouth moves.

honest blaze
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I like tsurugis voice

tame tide
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ive heard the yasuho commercial

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its tsurugi lol

thorn pier
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Wait what. Both of their mouths move at the same time.

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Huh.

minor ore
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Bad animation

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Daiya has a great voice btw

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All of them have good voices

analog ether
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It's all re-used animation

honest blaze
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I have a video of all the commercials i might be able to send it

thorn pier
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Yep.

tame tide
analog ether
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There's like 3 different commercials where gappy is with each girl, and they just combined them all in the last one

thorn pier
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Yasuho's is OK, I guess.

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Could be much better though.

honest blaze
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I really dont hear the same voice between him and eoh

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Maybe he used a different tone

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But i prefer the commercial one

analog ether
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Better directed probably

minor ore
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He didn't do the nasally thing until he screamed

analog ether
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But it is absolutely 100% the same va

honest blaze
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Joshus va in eoh is god tier tho

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The perfect va cast for him

minor ore
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YES

thorn pier
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Nope.

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Wrong.

minor ore
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Could use a bit more work on the screams

thorn pier
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Invalid.

willow pendant
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no

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It doesn’t fit him

thorn pier
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Correct.

analog ether
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No, it does

minor ore
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But the lines he has in the story mode sound amazing

willow pendant
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no it doesn’t

minor ore
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Look up the story mode scene

analog ether
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Look for any dialogue where he isn't doing battle cries

minor ore
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He sounds so whiny and bitchy in the story scene

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I love it

thorn pier
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Joshu's voice is too deep.

willow pendant
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^

honest blaze
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Perfect fit

thorn pier
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Josuke sounds like Mista, doesn't fit at all.

analog ether
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No, I don't understand this complaint
Why would his voice be higher-pitched than that

minor ore
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People can have low pitched voices and still be annoying

tame tide
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which josuke

minor ore
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Vocal chords have no relation with appearance

thorn pier
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Josuke 8, if it wasn't obvious..

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What do you mean swe coo?

honest blaze
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I want ultra jump commercial tone on eoh josuke

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That would sound much better imo

willow pendant
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nah

minor ore
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Thought you said joshu instead of josuke oops

thorn pier
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No, no, I did.

minor ore
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What?

thorn pier
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I said both.

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Joshu first, then Josuke.

tame tide
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josuke8 doesnt really sound liek mista

thorn pier
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Actually Josuke first, then Joshu, then Josuke.

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But that's irrelevant.

minor ore
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So you want them to sound like generic action heroes?

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They have perfect tones

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One sounds like he talks from his nose and the other is a bitch

thorn pier
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I never said anything about wanting them sounding like generic action heroes...

minor ore
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Makes gappy sound more like a weirdo and joshu more like a loser

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Which is perfect

thorn pier
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But yes, that is almost what I want for Josuke.

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I want him to sound more like a generic action hero. This voice doesn't fit him. He's very serious, he wasn't in the beginning of Jojolion though.

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That's probably why his voice is this way.

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But I don't know.

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Not for Joshu though, not at all.

honest blaze
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Gappys eoh voice actor is good but when he says some words it sounds like it comes from the nose, which is good but bad at the same time

minor ore
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It gives him more character

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He's an anomaly and a weirdo

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Dude sleeps below the mattress ffs

analog ether
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I can't imagine he would have a much different voice in an anime either way
Most interpretations of these characters usually sound similar

minor ore
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Josuke 4....

thorn pier
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I just want Joshu's voice to be more high pitched, so he sounds more whiny. Probably. That's what I imagined at least, but that is subjective.

honest blaze
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I mean josuke 4 got a seperate va and the game and anime were a year apart

analog ether
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Josuke 4 is an exception though, not the norm

minor ore
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Anime VA fits with the cuter late design

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For josuke 4

thorn pier
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I dunno, I just feel that Josuke in Jojolion should have a more "generic action hero" voice as you said, even though I myself wouldn't phrase it that way. It's just how I imagined him, I wouldn't imagine a "funny" sounding voice in a serious moment like that for Josuke. But as I said with Joshu, it's subjective.

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Although there is some objectivity to it.

minor ore
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The eoh VA sounds more serious in the commercials

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He can quickly change tones

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Between goofy and badass

thorn pier
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Maybe, I didn't hear those.

minor ore
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You think he sounds like that irl?

thorn pier
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The voice actor? No, I never said that.

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Why would I think that?

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I know, rhetorical question but still.

minor ore
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But i do agree the goofy voice wouldn't work if it was done in serious moments

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He cries while holding holly and sounds like spongebob

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Lmao

thorn pier
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Lol yeah.

ebon rampart
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I think the voice actor of Saitama from One Punch Man would do a good job for voicing Gappy

minor ore
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^

thorn pier
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Not in my opinion.

hybrid pawn
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@ebon rampart just get josukes va but kick in his teeth

minor ore
hybrid pawn
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Yeah I saw that

minor ore
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Rock man joestar?

hybrid pawn
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He’s getting to close

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@minor ore no gappy is just a rockhuman

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Ending confirmed

minor ore
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Gappy combines with the HD

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YOOOO

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Jobin and HD combine to fight gappy

hybrid pawn
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Btw I just got done with the best fight in jojolion

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The most lntresting

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Most heartbreaking

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Hardest fight in Jo-Jo

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A bug fight

ebon rampart
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gappy actually fuses with joshu and then transforms into a sub rock human while travelling to america to grab the corpse part and fusing with jesus transforming him into joshukesus

hybrid pawn
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@ebon rampart and in the end Jonny is revived and him and his son fight them

ebon rampart
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omg yes

honest blaze
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vibing

lost slate
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Tusk Act 4 vs Nut & Wet Love Train

prisma lintel
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nut

opaque falcon
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Sounds nutty

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That didn’t happen

vocal mason
minor ore
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Bruh

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Weird

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Look so derpy

young meteor
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Part 8 already animated

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Part 6 when?

minor ore
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Never

young meteor
lost slate
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14 days till the harvest of the New JoJolion

minor ore
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Yeah

old marlin
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Yare Yare Dawa

minor ore
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Yare Yare Daze

crimson pebble
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yare yare days

heavy ledge
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no role for jojolion readers yet

minor ore
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Well, I think they make roles per new part

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Like a part that gets a new anime

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I mean

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So we will have to wait a decade for JJL roles

ripe marlin
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what

minor ore
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What

ripe marlin
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oh

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kinda?

minor ore
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I don’t know how roles here work...

ripe marlin
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we had part 3 roles when p4 was airing

minor ore
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That’s just my assumption

ripe marlin
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by role for jojolion readers, josuke means a role for people to ping when a new jojolion chapter is out

minor ore
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Ah

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I see

lucid fiber
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If people aren't frantically checking hwmn's site every other hour once the 18th hits they aren't into JoJolion enough anyway

minor ore
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Hm

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Hiwamata Noboru

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we should still have a pingable role for when chapters drop IMO

thorn pier
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If people aren't frantically checking hwmn's site every other hour once the 18th hits they aren't into JoJolion enough anyway
Yes.

minor ore
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we’re like the only discord with an ongoing manga series that doesn’t have manga reader role lfao

edgy mortar
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Woah

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This channel was dead in like
4 hours

thorn pier
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Yes.

young meteor
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Let's revive this channel

minor ore
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Ok

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Is tsurugi cringe ass nae nae baby

thorn pier
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yes

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conversation done

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this channel is dead again

minor ore
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Yeah, let's wonder who the main antagonist is

edgy mortar
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You

minor ore
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You seriously think so?

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And Joubin is the main protagonist?

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He is the main hero?

thorn pier
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They're all gonna clash into each other. That's what's gonna happen.

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Josuke, Jobin and the HD.

minor ore
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Bro, what if this happens

thorn pier
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It's gonna be a 1v1v1.

minor ore
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HD's ability pulls Josuke towards Jobin

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I know this is a crazy idea

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But if his ability crashes things into you, perhaps it can work on a greater extent

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Like it can bring misfortune towards you

edgy mortar
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No

minor ore
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Probably stretching it

edgy mortar
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Dolomite will pursue hd

thorn pier
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You mean that it may bump people into the target?

minor ore
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But go ahead and make fun of me

edgy mortar
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I'm calling it

thorn pier
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Is that what you meant?

edgy mortar
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The parcel is Dolomite's tooth

minor ore
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Hm.. perhaps?

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We don't know the full extent of his abilities

thorn pier
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But we already saw him do that.

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Yes?

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When Josuke wakes up.

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A guy crashes into him.

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Yes?

minor ore
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Eh, I can't explain it well

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But yeah the Dolomite thing is probably the more likely event

thorn pier
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I believe that what we will see next chapter is the head doctor meeting Jobin. I already said this a lot. But I believe that is a plausible theory.

minor ore
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Yeah

thorn pier
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And then the flashforward will be explained... perhaps.

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Oh.

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Here's something to discuss.

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People said it is likely that Tooru is the actual head doctor or something... right?

young meteor
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Discuss Josuke's balls

thorn pier
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That the HD is an illusion, created by Tooru. Yes?

young meteor
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Yeah, like Tooru and HD are split personality

thorn pier
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And people used the argument that nothing ever knocked into Yasuho.

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But that's not true... or is it? I don't know.

young meteor
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We don't know

thorn pier
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Here.

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A car knocks into her. And I doubt the car would just drive into her if it wasn't because of a stand.

minor ore
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Maybe it was a user

violet hemlock
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What does HD's stand even do really

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it just

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creates obstacles?

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i doubt it

thorn pier
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Well.

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It's not clear yet

violet hemlock
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In my eyes, it's either creating illusions, obstacles

thorn pier
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But Mamezuku says that it knocks stuff into people that 'pursue' the head doctor.

violet hemlock
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or giving bad luck

thorn pier
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It's definitely not just bad luck.

violet hemlock
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theres more to it

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but bad luck as the base

thorn pier
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Remember when the raindrops almost killed Josuke? Not just bad luck.

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And when the cigarette flew at him.

violet hemlock
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Could very well be bad luck, knowing the absolute limits of luck from pocoloco

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luck goes crazy far

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so can bad luck i assume

minor ore
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Maybe he can manipulate luck

thorn pier
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Doesn't seem like it at all, but who knows.

violet hemlock
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Could be it

thorn pier
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But it's not just luck. It can't be.

violet hemlock
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pocoloco falling on a cow body is so lucky, if we didnt know his power and i said it was luck then that would sound very unlikely

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all this can be bad luck

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knowing how far luck goes

honest blaze
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Im missing a jojolion discussion

thorn pier
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Pocoloco isn't just lucky. His stand just tells him what to do.

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You might call it luck, but eh

minor ore
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It’s both

honest blaze
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His stand predicts the future

thorn pier
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Not really that either. It just tells him what to do

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In any situation.

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To achieve his goals.

violet hemlock
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It sees every possible route and tells pocoloco how to enter the best route

thorn pier
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Yes.

violet hemlock
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if pocoloco doesnt listen its his fault, if he does he'll survive anything

minor ore
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With luck as well

violet hemlock
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What if hd's stand is that

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but different

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and with bad luck

thorn pier
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I don't know, maybe. Pocoloco hit that branch, which was good for him. His stand did not tell him to do that, right?

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He did it by accident, yes?

kind owlBOT
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@thorn pier, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 17 !

thorn pier
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Was that his stand?

violet hemlock
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Keep in mind he also has 1 out of 50 billion luck

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or some shit like that

thorn pier
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Yeah... but that may've been bullshit.

violet hemlock
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but image HD's stand tells HD what to do to make the others have "bad luck".

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So he moves in this or that position, and does this or that in order to trigger this or that

minor ore
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Maybe

kind owlBOT
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@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 5 !

thorn pier
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But it's not luck. The head doctor does not manipulate luck.

violet hemlock
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We dont know

minor ore
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Head doctor is not very lucky soo

thorn pier
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What could make an umbrella stand suddenly crash into Mamezuku. There was nothing nearby. Nobody pushed it, which would have made it "lucky"

violet hemlock
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The car being flung at yasuho and josuke could very well be because HD's stand told HD what to do to trigger that

thorn pier
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Maybe the car, yes, but how would he trigger the raindrops making holes in Josuke's head?

violet hemlock
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Everything that happens has a trigger, his stand tells HD what to do to trigger an action

thorn pier
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But there are no triggers for some of the things. That would be impossible if not for a stand.

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It is clear that it makes stuff crash into people.

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There is no doubt about that.

violet hemlock
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I guess he can make illusions, but only illusions that effect other stand users?

thorn pier
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Did I say the thing about the illusions? Well, yeah it's not that, I think.

violet hemlock
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He cant just beep boop control the raindrops's movement if he didnt stand anywhere close.

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AND they didnt impact the car iirc

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so it must be something like that

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a stand that creates illusions that only affect stand users

thorn pier
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How is it an illusion?

minor ore
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The HD is a stand attack!

violet hemlock
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An illusion which can do physical damage.
Make cars appear out of nowhere
Glass
Umbrella stands
Hard as fuck raindrops

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And, if this is the case. It would answer why HD is everywhere at once

thorn pier
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Why an illusion then? What would make you think that?

violet hemlock
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his other forms are just illusions which can do physical damage

thorn pier
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He's not everywhere at once.

violet hemlock
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its like

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BOOM hes here

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BOOOM now hes there

thorn pier
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But yes, he probably has some ability that makes him mover quicker or teleport or something. Or someone else has that ability.

violet hemlock
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BOOOOOOM right there

thorn pier
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Yeah so he's not everywhere at ONCE.

violet hemlock
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Still, I dont think its teleportation

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him being "teleported" is just an illusion of himself

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which can do physical damage

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And him "disappearing" is the illusion disappearing

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his actual form is somewhere

thorn pier
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I don't know. It's possible that it is an illusion.

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But not his attack.

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That clearly happens.

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And everyone can see it.

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Not just stand users.

violet hemlock
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Then it isnt limited to stand users.

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He made all of these objects, cars being flung at people, hard raindrops, umbrella stands, glass.
All did physical damage.
All were not there before
All could be illusions.

thorn pier
#

They were all there before.

violet hemlock
#

were the raindrops always there?

thorn pier
#

Yes, it was raining.

violet hemlock
#

But were they always hard?

thorn pier
#

No.

violet hemlock
#

Could they always impact skin

#

exactly

thorn pier
#

It's not that they're hard.

#

It's that they are crashing into the target.

violet hemlock
#

It very much is that, he can't just make rain

thorn pier
#

So if he could make that illusion, why didn't he do that from the start?

violet hemlock
#

Who says he didnt?

thorn pier
#

...he just didn't.

violet hemlock
#

Him "running" fast could very well be an illusion of him

#

and actual him is somewhere else.

thorn pier
#

Yes, I agree that he may be an illusion. But not his attack.

violet hemlock
#

I dont agree, but, we don't know

#

all of this is still just theory

#

I believe his stand can make Illusions of anything which do physical damage.
But we'll see, perhaps in the next chapter coming the 18th

#

I hope atleast

thorn pier
#

No. That's not what it does. It just makes things crash into people.

#

Not illusions.

#

All of them were there before.

#

Remember the cigarette? Yeah, that was from a guy who was smoking. The guy Josuke 'kills'

violet hemlock
#

He was an illusion, which is why he died so fast

#

And so easily

thorn pier
#

I really don't think so. But it's not impossible.

violet hemlock
#

Yeah

#

JoJo abilities have alot of the time blown us away by what they actually are, so we dont know

#

Hope we'll see it in the next chapter though

thorn pier
#

I think it's just I Am A Rock but a little different.

violet hemlock
#

Im willing to bet when the "Who shot johnny?" arc happened, everyone was confused as fuck

#

coming up with these theories about his ability

#

and then it turns out to be a complex ass paradox thing

#

You cant guess mysterious jojo stand abilities alot of the time

#

So we'll have to wait

minor ore
#

Exactly

thorn pier
#

I agree. And I don't wanna repeat myself but the illusions thing, no. It's not that. I really, really doubt it.

violet hemlock
#

And i personally think it could very well be that

#

But hey

#

thats just a theory

#

a game theory

#

i cant believe i said that

thorn pier
#

Yes. Hopefully we will find out soon.

violet hemlock
#

I hope

thorn pier
#

OK, what do you think Tsurugi's new ability does?

minor ore
#

Same thing as before but more op

#

Just imagine a cringe goblin baby thing having the ability to warp reality

thorn pier
#

What he did with Ojiro was that he teleported him. Or something.

#

And with that baby too, yes?

minor ore
#

Yeahha

thorn pier
#

So.

#

The HD doesn't have spikes on him?

night moon
#

does he not?

thorn pier
#

Wait.

#

Maybe I'm misremembering.

white beacon
#

he doesn't, pretty sure

#

like wu

night moon
#

no he doesnt

#

just checked

thorn pier
#

He does though.

#

His beard.

#

Is.

#

Spiky.

white beacon
#

eh, kinda counts i guess

night moon
#

yeah ig

thorn pier
#

So Wu is the only one without spikes. Huh.

white beacon
#

i think urban guerilla also didn't have spikes

#

poor tom i'm not so sure

thorn pier
#

Poor Tom definitely did

#

In his hair.

#

Or on his head, I don't know what you'd call it

#

Urban Guerilla? Yeah probably not, unless you count his goggles.

#

They had spikes, right?

ebon rampart
#

HD reminds me of an old version of Kira from Dead Man’s Questions

lost slate
#

oh yeah

minor ore
#

Jobin has spikes. Is he a rock BOI?

thorn pier
#

I believe it's just a design thing that was used a lot.

minor ore
#

Yeah even his camping outfit had spikes lmao

thorn pier
#

it did? I don't remember.

minor ore
#

Yeah lemme find it

thorn pier
#

No I trust you.

#

No need to.

#

You're doing it anway.

#

That's fine too, might as well send it now if you find it.

minor ore
#

Oh-

#

My internet is shit and it takes too long to load

thorn pier
#

rip

lost slate
#

Pretty sure he also has it when he's 16

thorn pier
#

Yeah that's when he has his normal outfit.

#

And he has spikes then.

#

So.

minor ore
#

This confirms that jobin is a cacti

thorn pier
#

I Am A Rock is a cactus.

#

But with jogging pants.

minor ore
#

Both of them cuz they're both bros

light lion
#

Am I tripping bro or did araki make multiple implications of josefumi and kira being gay for each other

minor ore
#

No

white beacon
#

you ain't tripping

#

that's almost exactly probably what araki intended

night moon
#

i dont really see it canonically but im hella into it

minor ore
#

FYI They have an age gap of 10 years

night moon
#

oh yeah wait

#

ok but they are both consenting adults so it doesnt really matter to me

light lion
#

Cause I just strambled upon a random reddit article and the dude was like "its heavily implied that they're gay" and I was like dude no way

#

Cause I swear I dont remember that at all

thorn pier
#

I'm pretty sure he did not.

minor ore
#

They're like, business partners or brothers to me

thorn pier
#

Josefumi even tells Kira that "that chick" (Karera) is cute.

minor ore
#

Yeah man josefumi x Karera amirite

willow pendant
#

No

minor ore
#

Why

willow pendant
#

Joukse X Yashuo

minor ore
#

Did you get a stroke while typing that

ebon rampart
#

Joshu x Yasuho*

willow pendant
#

Bruhhh I don’t know how to japan

minor ore
#

JOSHU X YASUHO WHAT

ebon rampart
#

Yeah

minor ore
#

Stop

willow pendant
#

no

#

stip

#

Stop

minor ore
#

You violated the law

willow pendant
#

Pley

#

Please

thorn pier
#

Josuke x Yasuho

willow pendant
#

Yes

minor ore
#

Yes

willow pendant
#

Yasuho is best johoe

#

what

minor ore
#

It's canon anyways so we don't care

ebon rampart
#

tsuguri x yasuho

minor ore
#

STOP

ebon rampart
#

tsuguri x poor tom

minor ore
#

Bro shut up

#

I can imagine it

#

UUU NOO

ebon rampart
#

you’re welcome

minor ore
#

Bro why

willow pendant
#

HMM

#

Karera X yasuho

minor ore
#

Let's not

willow pendant
#

Let’s yes

ebon rampart
#

wait i have a good ship

#

Head Doctor x Tsuguri

willow pendant
#

b r u h

#

pls

#

no more

thorn pier
#

Scatterix. It's Tsurugi.

#

Not "Tsuguri"

ebon rampart
#

oh sorry

willow pendant
ebon rampart
#

still its a good ship

willow pendant
#

n o

minor ore
#

I'll beat you up to death

willow pendant
#

tsuguri x poor tom

minor ore
willow pendant
ebon rampart
willow pendant
#

Hmmm

young meteor
#

What the heck

minor ore
#

Ikr what is wrong with these people

young meteor
ebon rampart
#

wdym we’re wrong?

#

We’re correct

minor ore
#

Ur not only wrong but also brain dead dummy

willow pendant
#

no we’re absolutely correct

#

You’re just jealous you can’t think of good ships

ebon rampart
#

^^^^

minor ore
#

I'll beat y'all up with one ship

#

KAKYOIN x Horse jotaro

willow pendant
#

what

ebon rampart
#

horsetaro?

upper knoll
#

Joshu x Yasuho bro

willow pendant
#

no

minor ore
#

Yes horsetaro if you know what I'm talking about

#

I haven't read that thing nor am I planning to do so

willow pendant
#

bruh why

#

Its really good

minor ore
#

I'll get PTSD

willow pendant
#

wait

#

what are yoi talking about

upper knoll
#

it is considered a so called

#

slur.

willow pendant
#

Im confused here

minor ore
#

LMAO A SLUR??

#

Wait lemme check-

upper knoll
#

yeah its dumb if you ask me but whatever

willow pendant
#

“Slur”

upper knoll
#

if you wanna stay on the server you gotta obey the rules bro!

willow pendant
#

but cmon joshu is BANNED WORD

upper knoll
#

Joshu is a blessed word

ebon rampart
#

@minor ore

minor ore
#

What

ebon rampart
#

check every other jojo text channel

slim crown
#

...

#

i'm disappointed

minor ore
#

@ebon rampart I'll legit shoot your ass u

#

Up

ebon rampart
#

Im just spitting the truth

willow pendant
#

^

#

Really good ships

minor ore
#

I'll meet you in court

slim crown
willow pendant
#

Jeu

#

Jealous

ebon rampart
#

They really do be jealous

thorn pier
#

JOSHU IS A BLESSED WORD.

willow pendant
#

no

night moon
#

at the risk of sounding rude, why is said word banned/considered a slur?

willow pendant
#

Idk man

minor ore
#

Check rules

kind owlBOT
#

@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 9 !

willow pendant
#

Weird rules

white beacon
#

ask the mods

night moon
#

like i get that overuse of it could get irritating, but grouping it with slurs kinda just normalizes actual slurs more than it demonizes those who use said word

white beacon
#

or carco himself

night moon
#

actually just checked over the actual doc with the slurs listed and i understand the decision a little more

#

don’t completely agree with it but i won’t argue against it

white beacon
#

okay, then let's drop it and get back to talking about how yotsuyu is hot

night moon
#

my main issue was grouping it with actual slurs but it doesn’t look like that’s what’s happened

#

yotsuyu is....

#

hmm

willow pendant
#

But i was insulting joshu

night moon
#

ig he’s got that whole “jojo androgynous style” that makes him decently attractive

#

but compared to other characters in the part he’s nothing special

minor ore
#

yotsuyu is dope

#

he got drip lowkey

night moon
#

i mean don’t get me wrong he’s great i’m just not attracted to him like at all

white beacon
#

them leafy vine headband though

minor ore
night moon
#

didn’t yotsuyu get cucked

#

or was that someone else

tame tide
#

aisho

minor ore
#

might’ve been some1 else

#

yea

ebon rampart
#

Wu Tomoki had a cool weird stand

minor ore
#

scatterix why

#

did you post that stuff in other channels 👁

willow pendant
#

👁️

#

I agree with his ships

#

Very interesting

minor ore
#

you gotta go

ebon rampart
#

for liking Wu Tomoki???!??

night moon
#

i feel legit bad for aisho

#

mans didn’t deserve it

willow pendant
#

Whos aisho

minor ore
#

that’s what he gets for being a cuck

night moon
#

the guy who’s gf cheated on him while he was under the bed

tame tide
#

the sweater head guy

night moon
#

then she stole his house

willow pendant
#

Confusion

minor ore
#

he really took a huge L

night moon
#

Doobie Wah guy

minor ore
#

thas crazy

ebon rampart
#

damn this panel tho

minor ore
#

i wanna go back and reread some early parts of jjl

#

probably after i reread stone ocean

night moon
#

jjl as a whole is a lot better on reread

thorn pier
#

Agreed.

#

I just read the entire thing and mmmh it's 👌

night moon
#

so apparently there’s a theory that the Head Doctor’s stand will be called Calamity after the Decemberists’ song?

#

which would be fucking sick because that’s like my fave band

minor ore
#

There is a song called endless - calamity

thorn pier
#

That's not what it's called, but okay.

#

It's called Calamity.

#

It's by Endless.

#

Not sure if that's what it's referencing?

#

Probably isn't, I don't know.

#

Endless doesn't seem like a big group.

white beacon
#

Or if that's even the stand name itself and not just what the fantranslators chose

tame tide
#

the video only had a few hundred views before the chapter dropped

#

so i doubt it is

white beacon
#

The chapter title itself is written in kanji and not phonetically like an english word, so it can be translated in multiple ways

proud stag
#

If it was a song reference the Japanese title would've been in "Engrish" as well. Endless Calamity is just a translation.

thorn pier
#

Yeah I actually meant that it probably isn't what the chapter name is referencing.

proud stag
#

The same can be said about Dangerous Pursuit

chilly shadow
#

Hazard Chase

azure canopy
#

Risky Follow

thorn pier
#

Fast Monarch? 🤔

honest blaze
#

butterfly

minor ore
#

that avi

#

why....

#

nvm apparently you changed it

honest blaze
#

What about the avi

#

The tanjiro one

willow pendant
#

Imagine watching demon slayer

upper knoll
#

Read instead

willow pendant
#

Yes

minor ore
#

read it so you can be disappointed with the last 10 or so chapters like ive been peepoevil

willow pendant
#

Bruh demon slayer is overrated

honest blaze
#

Thats cap @willow pendant

kind owlBOT
#

@honest blaze, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 10 !

honest blaze
#

Demon slayer is future big 3 for sure

#

Demon slayer, mha, black clover

willow pendant
#

It’s just overhyped

honest blaze
#

Have you even tried the anime dog

#

Its animation, the music, the story

#

Its all great

willow pendant
#

Like alright its cool and everything but I didn’t feel it

#

I watched it

honest blaze
#

Manga just hitting different rn

#

S2 is gonna grab everyones attention

willow pendant
#

Movie?

honest blaze
#

The movie might aswell tbh

#

Its a movie which means its animation is gonna even have more budget

#

A demon slayer anime was very wanted in japan like 2 years back

willow pendant
#

Idk man its just eh

honest blaze
#

I respect your opinion

minor ore
#

Is it now certain that head doctor is the main villain?

tame tide
#

no

willow pendant
#

Jobin is

ebon rampart
#

It’s ambigious

#

It’s a divide between people assuming it’s jobin and people assuming its the head doctor

willow pendant
#

Jobin killed his father

kind owlBOT
#

@willow pendant, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 14 !

willow pendant
#

Foe like

#

No reason

ebon rampart
#

araki could probably just do that same thing with part 7 dio

#

Where he’s more like a rival villain

tame tide
#

he killed norisuke bc he was cornered

willow pendant
#

Bruh

#

Doesn’t make sense

tame tide
#

norisuke probably wouldve got him imprisoned or some shit

willow pendant
#

Nah is his son why would he do that

ebon rampart
#

it’s just sad that now all that he’s gonna be remembered for is getting killed by his son

willow pendant
#

But damn jobin insta killed him

#

His stand is really op

ebon rampart
#

surprisingly

#

well i mean that is his flaw

#

he do be a snitch

tame tide
#

as much as norisuke loves jobin idk if he'd let killing people slide

ebon rampart
#

probably not

#

thats why his wife got arrested

honest blaze
#

Norisuke definitely wouldnt

#

Jobin was cornered and scared

#

So he killed norisuke

old marlin
#

He's a Martyr 👼

vocal mason
#

How do y'all think the next chapter will go

#

will we get the fallout of Jobin killing Norisuke or will we get Josuke back at the hospital

tame tide
#

I think we'll yasuho calling josuke

vocal mason
#

very possibly nut king call sticking her arm back on

tame tide
#

nut king call only has so much of an effective range doesn't it

#

I could be completely wrong though

honest blaze
#

It seems like nut king would have a pretty long range

lofty matrix
#

I personally think the next chapter we go back to Josuke probably most likely the aftermath of the Higashikata family’s

simple kraken
#

next chapter is milagro man chapter 3

golden elk
#

wait

#

hold on

#

didn't we already do that

fluid vessel
#

@simple kraken yes

simple kraken
#

no milagro man was 2 parts but next chapter is the conpletely unexpected return of joshu and his milagro adventures

golden elk
#

ah i see

fluid vessel
#

joshu finally gets coochie joshuwheeze

honest blaze
#

Milagro man was such a cool arc

golden elk
#

yeah it was

simple kraken
#

Yeah it was actual good filled

#

filler

#

Is filler filler if it's canon?

golden elk
#

yes

#

filler is defined as content that can be stuck anywhere that doesn't contribute to the main plot

simple kraken
#

Oh ok then yeah it's filler

golden elk
#

it doesn't have to be non-canon

fluid vessel
#

milagro man was cool
||MENACING but when do we get maldicion man MENACING ||

golden elk
#

||maldicion man?||

fluid vessel
#

milagro=blessing
maldicion=curse

golden elk
#

ah i see

fluid vessel
golden elk
#

woudn't that be kinda cliche

#

a stand that curses people

fluid vessel
#

kinda true

golden elk
#

its more fun to see a blessing stand thats a curse in its own right

fluid vessel
#

an unlucky stand that doesnt let the user die

#

good or bad idea?

golden elk
#

eh depends

#

if the user is like mega suicidal it might be a funny contrast

fluid vessel
#

lightning mcqueen

golden elk
#

but your better off with a good luck stand there

fluid vessel
#

was it just me or did dragons dream look broken even when i read the description of how it worked?

deep jasper
#

wouldn't that be like a dumb luck stand?

fluid vessel
#

?

deep jasper
#

like Nathan Drake in Uncharted

fluid vessel
#

oh

deep jasper
#

he's unlucky enough to have to be kept being put into bad situations

#

but lucky enough to not die

fluid vessel
#

like that

#

basically mista but stand

golden elk
#

idk

deep jasper
#

oh

#

can some one remind me why Millagro man was dangerous?

#

like i remember him getting all those good things would somehow end up bad but i don't remember exactly why

golden elk
#

just because it just kept swarming him with money

fluid vessel
#

he was gonna drown in money

#

he couldn't buy shit

golden elk
#

eventually i think it became so much money that he began to drown yeah

#

he was just overwhelmed

fluid vessel
#

no one would accept his money and gave him more

deep jasper
#

ohhh

golden elk
#

how did he win in the end i forget

fluid vessel
#

so he would've starved to death

honest blaze
#

I forgot what happens if you burn the money

golden elk
#

yeah anything involving necessities hed have to buy

fluid vessel
#

he gave the stand to its user before joshu

#

it multiplied @honest blaze

honest blaze
#

ah

golden elk
#

but why could he do that

#

wouldnt the same thing have happened

#

i could go reread it but i hope this would be faster

fluid vessel
#

the guy stole a bill from joshu, joshu bolted it onto the back of a juice bottle label, and then he ripped it, because no one likes the label.

golden elk
#

ah okay

tidal solstice
#

Finally somebody mentions dragons drean is like mista's origin story

soft raptor
willow pendant
#

Dragon what

minor ore
#

Dream

#

That unstable stand

willow pendant
#

What

#

Im confusion

minor ore
#

Read stone ocean again

white beacon
#

seriously dude, at this point you're better off rereading SO or all of jojo again

willow pendant
#

Its been years

#

Forgot a lotta things

ebon rampart
#

don’t even mention dragon’s dream

young meteor
#

🤨

daring bear
#

Why is has was dragon dreaming?

ebon rampart
#

no its just meh

daring bear
#

What was dragon dreaming about

willow pendant
#

who knows

ebon rampart
#

its a stand that tells the user where their opponent’s weak points are but it also tells the opponent where the user’s weak points are

#

basically a neutral spectator

daring bear
#

I see

#

I remember thinking dragons dream was alright

#

Not the best

#

But alright

exotic cobalt
#

It also tells both user and opponent where their lucky spot and unlucky spot is

willow pendant
#

Thats a shitty stand

ebon rampart
#

It’s an ok stand

#

but not the beat

#

best

willow pendant
#

Like imagine your stand is against you

exotic cobalt
#

Cheap trick be like

minor ore
#

The user of that stand was hella strong tho

willow pendant
#

Yeah

daring bear
#

He was Hella old too

ebon rampart
#

well i mean cheap trick is funny

#

its a stand that just trolls you

willow pendant
#

Actually

minor ore
#

"NE? "

willow pendant
#

Cheap tricks is pretty powerful

#

The user is just a dumbass

minor ore
#

The user can't do anything tho

#

He is fated to doe

#

Die

willow pendant
#

The user didn’t have the spirit

#

To control the stand

ebon rampart
#

Hey Ya is pretty weird

willow pendant
#

Hey ya best stand

#

It supports you

ebon rampart
#

Ik ik

#

But the way poco loco got it

willow pendant
#

Please don’t shit on hey ya

exotic cobalt
#

Yeah but it said that its ability is to whisper, so even if he could control it it would still be useless

ebon rampart
#

he just got that stand randomly

willow pendant
#

Hmm weird

ebon rampart
#

i had a theory that hey ya was actually just like poco loco’s self concious or something like that

willow pendant
#

Actually

minor ore
#

OMG hey ya does look like cheap trick

willow pendant
#

Everyone got their stand randomly

ebon rampart
#

it does lol

minor ore
#

Hey ya is literally the opposite of cheap trick

#

WHO WOULDVE THOUGHT

willow pendant
#

But cheap tricks

#

Can actually

#

Fight

ebon rampart
#

well i mean hey ya just started appearing in the beginning of the race

exotic cobalt
#

Imagine poco loco just dies in the first race because gyro sees his back

ebon rampart
#

lol

willow pendant
#

Sad

minor ore
#

"if I keep staring at his ass I'll lose"

willow pendant
#

Poco loco deserved the win

ebon rampart
#

sad seeing sandman die

willow pendant
#

Yeah

#

What a waste

exotic cobalt
#

Pocoloco was probably a born stand user

ebon rampart
#

we had that whole first chapter for nothing

minor ore
#

Sad seeing magenta magenta getting betrayed and getting stuck in the river

ebon rampart
#

oh yeah lol

exotic cobalt
#

No dio will come save him

willow pendant
#

Kars fate

ebon rampart
#

He must’ve been found out by the time of JoJolion

minor ore
#

He didn't come and save him

ebon rampart
#

Dio died anyways lol

minor ore
#

Yeah

#

RIP magenta

upper knoll
#

Well hes (maybe) not dead yet

white beacon
#

he's not immortal, he's still human

#

he'd have died within the protection of his stand