#jojolion
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Really? She was uh... eh
Isn't she in a coma right now?
Yea
Shes not coming back anytime soon

sharpeh i cant believe you
That doesn’t make any sense
its not supposed to make sense
True
stop

yeah besides it's obvious what I said
it’s ok i’ll delete it for you
How will jobin die
now nobody knows
Nut king call or soft n wet
obviously nut king wet
Nut king is a really shitty stand
Nut king is great
Nah
its pretty cool
Ita useless
it gets cooler after joshu and gappy fuse
That sounds bad
did u not see it?
No?
waht
yeah so basically joshuske kills the head doctor with his nut king wet barrage
it was pretty cool
its in chapter 96
oh
Chapter 96 has been out awhile
bruh really?
wtf chapter 96?!??!
no its not out
Yeah i lost my shit at the nut king wet barrage
That was more hype than ojiro returns
WAIT WHAT
True and then that part when tsurguri transformed into that weird ass stone totem
bruh that was funny af

people really falling for this nonsense
What the fuck.
Ah yes, of course Josuke and Joshu will fuse.
That's what you're saying, right?
Yeah they explicitly show that
They eat the new fruit and because it's ripe they keep their memories
So in the end both of them marry yasuho
Happy end :)
There was nothing said about that
The more the merrier
But maybe?
BRUH
Daughters pfp 🤢
Thought it was a creepypasta
I mean it is a pretty scary album I guess
Scary how bad it is maybe
I still get goosebumps listening to some of the songs on it
Is it like quake ost?
Well I guess quake ost is industrial
But its more on the ambient side, no? I havent listened to it that much so I cant tell well
Quake ost is a bunch if weird asmr noises that makes you wanna pull your face out
Can't listen to it for too long without feeling crazy
Is it like sad themed ?
Sad how bad it is maybe
asmr is nice if its not weird
Yeah it revolves about depression, frustration and a bit of insanity maybe
Like eating and videos where its only talking are weird
Yes it is you just havent seen the good side
Asmr makes me jitter in place and i hate it
Good.
It makes me wanna scratch my skin till it peels off
All good asmr is just nice noises
I been listening to ASMR for like 5 years now
why
it's long since lost it's effect on me
just watch bob ross if you want asmr without the creep factor
I listen to a lot of tapping asmr
I just fall asleep listening to shit
The tapping is the worst
Bruh really tapping lmao
Fuck the Mouth sound and talking shit it's awkward
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSl4w6PXVbY this one is a combination of the two below
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqa4_YuQQV8 this one is hard hitting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=534uNzGoR1s this one is more calm
Heres some songs from the album I was talking about, the links won't embed so they dont become spam
Bob Ross is good. Do not watch ASMR. It's bad.
Anyway @old marlin bro do the mod thing bring this back to jojolion talk!
Bro we're just trynna conversate
danny the rat
whats the mod thing
Kono gappy da*
If you wanna talk about jojolion give us a jojolion topic
Damo
Damn
Is fucking cool.
Good ass stand battle, deserved more
^
Cant wait to hear his va
Elvis
Wait whos damo
Literally elvis VA
Hato's BF
Tamaki Damo. Vitamin C.
I really hope they dont use gappy's Eyes of heaven voice
Oh
Its good but it doesnt fit him
well the almost never use the game's va's
so i think you're alright
I imagine Giorno's voice would be similar to Josuke's.
I like the one in the japanese manga ads better
Literally can't get more perfect than eoh's VA
That's the same va
^
Swe have you heard the jojolion commercial va
Yeah it's the same
It's literally the same
Exact same guy
They sound completely different
They really don't though
They really do though
@honest blaze, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 9 !
You are out of your mind
Let me decide.
Gappys eyes of heaven voice comes out more nerdy
It's the same
Oh my, what is this... Yasuho's voice. It's unbearable.
Josuke's is not good here either.
that was tsurugis voice
Daiya has a good voice in the commercial
I dont hear the same voice
No...? Yasuho's mouth moves.
I like tsurugis voice
It's all re-used animation
I have a video of all the commercials i might be able to send it
Yep.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrxFkK3HlN4 1st one is yasuho
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There's like 3 different commercials where gappy is with each girl, and they just combined them all in the last one
I really dont hear the same voice between him and eoh
Maybe he used a different tone
But i prefer the commercial one
Better directed probably
He didn't do the nasally thing until he screamed
But it is absolutely 100% the same va
YES
Could use a bit more work on the screams
Invalid.
Correct.
No, it does
But the lines he has in the story mode sound amazing
no it doesn’t
Look up the story mode scene
Look for any dialogue where he isn't doing battle cries
Joshu's voice is too deep.
^
Josuke sounds like Mista, doesn't fit at all.
No, I don't understand this complaint
Why would his voice be higher-pitched than that
People can have low pitched voices and still be annoying
which josuke
Vocal chords have no relation with appearance
nah
Thought you said joshu instead of josuke oops
No, no, I did.
What?
josuke8 doesnt really sound liek mista
So you want them to sound like generic action heroes?
They have perfect tones
One sounds like he talks from his nose and the other is a bitch
I never said anything about wanting them sounding like generic action heroes...
But yes, that is almost what I want for Josuke.
I want him to sound more like a generic action hero. This voice doesn't fit him. He's very serious, he wasn't in the beginning of Jojolion though.
That's probably why his voice is this way.
But I don't know.
Not for Joshu though, not at all.
Gappys eoh voice actor is good but when he says some words it sounds like it comes from the nose, which is good but bad at the same time
It gives him more character
He's an anomaly and a weirdo
Dude sleeps below the mattress ffs
I can't imagine he would have a much different voice in an anime either way
Most interpretations of these characters usually sound similar
Josuke 4....
I just want Joshu's voice to be more high pitched, so he sounds more whiny. Probably. That's what I imagined at least, but that is subjective.
I mean josuke 4 got a seperate va and the game and anime were a year apart
Josuke 4 is an exception though, not the norm
I dunno, I just feel that Josuke in Jojolion should have a more "generic action hero" voice as you said, even though I myself wouldn't phrase it that way. It's just how I imagined him, I wouldn't imagine a "funny" sounding voice in a serious moment like that for Josuke. But as I said with Joshu, it's subjective.
Although there is some objectivity to it.
The eoh VA sounds more serious in the commercials
He can quickly change tones
Between goofy and badass
Maybe, I didn't hear those.
You think he sounds like that irl?
The voice actor? No, I never said that.
Why would I think that?
I know, rhetorical question but still.
But i do agree the goofy voice wouldn't work if it was done in serious moments
He cries while holding holly and sounds like spongebob
Lmao
Lol yeah.
I think the voice actor of Saitama from One Punch Man would do a good job for voicing Gappy
^
Not in my opinion.
@ebon rampart just get josukes va but kick in his teeth
Oh fuck....
Yeah I saw that
Rock man joestar?
Btw I just got done with the best fight in jojolion
The most lntresting
Most heartbreaking
Hardest fight in Jo-Jo
A bug fight
gappy actually fuses with joshu and then transforms into a sub rock human while travelling to america to grab the corpse part and fusing with jesus transforming him into joshukesus
@ebon rampart and in the end Jonny is revived and him and his son fight them
omg yes
vibing
Tusk Act 4 vs Nut & Wet Love Train
nut
JoJo ASMR Adventures are continuing in this filler cartoon
#jjba #jojolion #part6never
Never

14 days till the harvest of the New JoJolion
Yeah
Yare Yare Dawa
Yare Yare Daze
yare yare days
no role for jojolion readers yet
Well, I think they make roles per new part
Like a part that gets a new anime
I mean
So we will have to wait a decade for JJL roles
what
What
I don’t know how roles here work...
we had part 3 roles when p4 was airing
That’s just my assumption
by role for jojolion readers, josuke means a role for people to ping when a new jojolion chapter is out
If people aren't frantically checking hwmn's site every other hour once the 18th hits they aren't into JoJolion enough anyway
If people aren't frantically checking hwmn's site every other hour once the 18th hits they aren't into JoJolion enough anyway
Yes.
we’re like the only discord with an ongoing manga series that doesn’t have manga reader role lfao
Yes.
Let's revive this channel
Yeah, let's wonder who the main antagonist is
You
They're all gonna clash into each other. That's what's gonna happen.
Josuke, Jobin and the HD.
Bro, what if this happens
It's gonna be a 1v1v1.
HD's ability pulls Josuke towards Jobin
I know this is a crazy idea
But if his ability crashes things into you, perhaps it can work on a greater extent
Like it can bring misfortune towards you
No
Probably stretching it
Dolomite will pursue hd
You mean that it may bump people into the target?
But go ahead and make fun of me
I'm calling it
Is that what you meant?
The parcel is Dolomite's tooth
But we already saw him do that.
Yes?
When Josuke wakes up.
A guy crashes into him.
Yes?
Eh, I can't explain it well
But yeah the Dolomite thing is probably the more likely event
I believe that what we will see next chapter is the head doctor meeting Jobin. I already said this a lot. But I believe that is a plausible theory.
Yeah
And then the flashforward will be explained... perhaps.
Oh.
Here's something to discuss.
People said it is likely that Tooru is the actual head doctor or something... right?
Discuss Josuke's balls
That the HD is an illusion, created by Tooru. Yes?
Yeah, like Tooru and HD are split personality
And people used the argument that nothing ever knocked into Yasuho.
But that's not true... or is it? I don't know.
We don't know
Here.
A car knocks into her. And I doubt the car would just drive into her if it wasn't because of a stand.
Maybe it was a user
In my eyes, it's either creating illusions, obstacles
But Mamezuku says that it knocks stuff into people that 'pursue' the head doctor.
or giving bad luck
It's definitely not just bad luck.
Remember when the raindrops almost killed Josuke? Not just bad luck.
And when the cigarette flew at him.
Could very well be bad luck, knowing the absolute limits of luck from pocoloco
luck goes crazy far
so can bad luck i assume
Maybe he can manipulate luck
Doesn't seem like it at all, but who knows.
Could be it
But it's not just luck. It can't be.
pocoloco falling on a cow body is so lucky, if we didnt know his power and i said it was luck then that would sound very unlikely
all this can be bad luck
knowing how far luck goes
Im missing a jojolion discussion
Pocoloco isn't just lucky. His stand just tells him what to do.
You might call it luck, but eh
It’s both
His stand predicts the future
Not really that either. It just tells him what to do
In any situation.
To achieve his goals.
It sees every possible route and tells pocoloco how to enter the best route
Yes.
if pocoloco doesnt listen its his fault, if he does he'll survive anything
With luck as well
I don't know, maybe. Pocoloco hit that branch, which was good for him. His stand did not tell him to do that, right?
He did it by accident, yes?
@thorn pier, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 17 !
Was that his stand?
Yeah... but that may've been bullshit.
but image HD's stand tells HD what to do to make the others have "bad luck".
So he moves in this or that position, and does this or that in order to trigger this or that
Maybe
@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 5 !
But it's not luck. The head doctor does not manipulate luck.
We dont know
Head doctor is not very lucky soo
What could make an umbrella stand suddenly crash into Mamezuku. There was nothing nearby. Nobody pushed it, which would have made it "lucky"
The car being flung at yasuho and josuke could very well be because HD's stand told HD what to do to trigger that
Maybe the car, yes, but how would he trigger the raindrops making holes in Josuke's head?
Everything that happens has a trigger, his stand tells HD what to do to trigger an action
But there are no triggers for some of the things. That would be impossible if not for a stand.
It is clear that it makes stuff crash into people.
There is no doubt about that.
I guess he can make illusions, but only illusions that effect other stand users?
Did I say the thing about the illusions? Well, yeah it's not that, I think.
He cant just beep boop control the raindrops's movement if he didnt stand anywhere close.
AND they didnt impact the car iirc
so it must be something like that
a stand that creates illusions that only affect stand users
How is it an illusion?
The HD is a stand attack!
An illusion which can do physical damage.
Make cars appear out of nowhere
Glass
Umbrella stands
Hard as fuck raindrops
And, if this is the case. It would answer why HD is everywhere at once
Why an illusion then? What would make you think that?
his other forms are just illusions which can do physical damage
He's not everywhere at once.
But yes, he probably has some ability that makes him mover quicker or teleport or something. Or someone else has that ability.
BOOOOOOM right there
Yeah so he's not everywhere at ONCE.
Still, I dont think its teleportation
him being "teleported" is just an illusion of himself
which can do physical damage
And him "disappearing" is the illusion disappearing
his actual form is somewhere
I don't know. It's possible that it is an illusion.
But not his attack.
That clearly happens.
And everyone can see it.
Not just stand users.
Then it isnt limited to stand users.
He made all of these objects, cars being flung at people, hard raindrops, umbrella stands, glass.
All did physical damage.
All were not there before
All could be illusions.
They were all there before.
were the raindrops always there?
Yes, it was raining.
But were they always hard?
No.
It very much is that, he can't just make rain
So if he could make that illusion, why didn't he do that from the start?
Who says he didnt?
...he just didn't.
Him "running" fast could very well be an illusion of him
and actual him is somewhere else.
Yes, I agree that he may be an illusion. But not his attack.
I dont agree, but, we don't know
all of this is still just theory
I believe his stand can make Illusions of anything which do physical damage.
But we'll see, perhaps in the next chapter coming the 18th
I hope atleast
No. That's not what it does. It just makes things crash into people.
Not illusions.
All of them were there before.
Remember the cigarette? Yeah, that was from a guy who was smoking. The guy Josuke 'kills'
I really don't think so. But it's not impossible.
Yeah
JoJo abilities have alot of the time blown us away by what they actually are, so we dont know
Hope we'll see it in the next chapter though
I think it's just I Am A Rock but a little different.
Im willing to bet when the "Who shot johnny?" arc happened, everyone was confused as fuck
coming up with these theories about his ability
and then it turns out to be a complex ass paradox thing
You cant guess mysterious jojo stand abilities alot of the time
So we'll have to wait
Exactly
I agree. And I don't wanna repeat myself but the illusions thing, no. It's not that. I really, really doubt it.
And i personally think it could very well be that
But hey
thats just a theory
a game theory
i cant believe i said that
Yes. Hopefully we will find out soon.
I hope
OK, what do you think Tsurugi's new ability does?
Same thing as before but more op
Just imagine a cringe goblin baby thing having the ability to warp reality
What he did with Ojiro was that he teleported him. Or something.
And with that baby too, yes?
Yeahha
does he not?
eh, kinda counts i guess
yeah ig
So Wu is the only one without spikes. Huh.
Poor Tom definitely did
In his hair.
Or on his head, I don't know what you'd call it
Urban Guerilla? Yeah probably not, unless you count his goggles.
They had spikes, right?
HD reminds me of an old version of Kira from Dead Man’s Questions
oh yeah
Jobin has spikes. Is he a rock BOI?
I believe it's just a design thing that was used a lot.
Yeah even his camping outfit had spikes lmao
it did? I don't remember.
Yeah lemme find it
No I trust you.
No need to.
You're doing it anway.
That's fine too, might as well send it now if you find it.
rip
Pretty sure he also has it when he's 16
This confirms that jobin is a cacti
Both of them cuz they're both bros
Am I tripping bro or did araki make multiple implications of josefumi and kira being gay for each other
No
i dont really see it canonically but im hella into it
FYI They have an age gap of 10 years
Cause I just strambled upon a random reddit article and the dude was like "its heavily implied that they're gay" and I was like dude no way
Cause I swear I dont remember that at all
I'm pretty sure he did not.
They're like, business partners or brothers to me
Josefumi even tells Kira that "that chick" (Karera) is cute.
Yeah man josefumi x Karera amirite
No
Why
Joukse X Yashuo
Did you get a stroke while typing that
Joshu x Yasuho*
Bruhhh I don’t know how to japan
JOSHU X YASUHO WHAT
Yeah
Stop
You violated the law
Josuke x Yasuho
Yes
Yes
It's canon anyways so we don't care
tsuguri x yasuho
tsuguri x poor tom
you’re welcome
Bro why
Let's not
Let’s yes
oh sorry

still its a good ship
n o
I'll beat you up to death
tsuguri x poor tom



Hmmm
What the heck
Ikr what is wrong with these people

Ur not only wrong but also brain dead dummy
^^^^
what
horsetaro?
Joshu x Yasuho bro
no
Yes horsetaro if you know what I'm talking about
I haven't read that thing nor am I planning to do so
I'll get PTSD
Im confused here
yeah its dumb if you ask me but whatever
“Slur”
if you wanna stay on the server you gotta obey the rules bro!
but cmon joshu is BANNED WORD
Joshu is a blessed word
@minor ore
What
check every other jojo text channel
Im just spitting the truth
I'll meet you in court

They really do be jealous
JOSHU IS A BLESSED WORD.
no
at the risk of sounding rude, why is said word banned/considered a slur?
Idk man
Check rules
@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 9 !
Weird rules
ask the mods
like i get that overuse of it could get irritating, but grouping it with slurs kinda just normalizes actual slurs more than it demonizes those who use said word
or carco himself
actually just checked over the actual doc with the slurs listed and i understand the decision a little more
don’t completely agree with it but i won’t argue against it
okay, then let's drop it and get back to talking about how yotsuyu is hot
my main issue was grouping it with actual slurs but it doesn’t look like that’s what’s happened
yotsuyu is....
hmm
But i was insulting joshu
ig he’s got that whole “jojo androgynous style” that makes him decently attractive
but compared to other characters in the part he’s nothing special
i mean don’t get me wrong he’s great i’m just not attracted to him like at all
them leafy vine headband though

aisho
Wu Tomoki had a cool weird stand
you gotta go
for liking Wu Tomoki???!??
Whos aisho
the guy who’s gf cheated on him while he was under the bed
the sweater head guy
then she stole his house
Confusion
he really took a huge L
Doobie Wah guy
thas crazy
i wanna go back and reread some early parts of jjl
probably after i reread stone ocean
jjl as a whole is a lot better on reread
so apparently there’s a theory that the Head Doctor’s stand will be called Calamity after the Decemberists’ song?
which would be fucking sick because that’s like my fave band
There is a song called endless - calamity
That's not what it's called, but okay.
It's called Calamity.
It's by Endless.
Not sure if that's what it's referencing?
Probably isn't, I don't know.
Endless doesn't seem like a big group.
Or if that's even the stand name itself and not just what the fantranslators chose
The chapter title itself is written in kanji and not phonetically like an english word, so it can be translated in multiple ways
If it was a song reference the Japanese title would've been in "Engrish" as well. Endless Calamity is just a translation.
Yeah I actually meant that it probably isn't what the chapter name is referencing.
The same can be said about Dangerous Pursuit
Hazard Chase
Risky Follow
Fast Monarch? 🤔
butterfly
Imagine watching demon slayer
Read instead
Yes
read it so you can be disappointed with the last 10 or so chapters like ive been 
Bruh demon slayer is overrated
Thats cap @willow pendant
@honest blaze, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 10 !
It’s just overhyped
Have you even tried the anime dog
Its animation, the music, the story
Its all great
Movie?
The movie might aswell tbh
Its a movie which means its animation is gonna even have more budget
A demon slayer anime was very wanted in japan like 2 years back
Idk man its just eh
I respect your opinion
Is it now certain that head doctor is the main villain?
no
Jobin is
It’s ambigious
It’s a divide between people assuming it’s jobin and people assuming its the head doctor
Jobin killed his father
@willow pendant, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 14 !
araki could probably just do that same thing with part 7 dio
Where he’s more like a rival villain
he killed norisuke bc he was cornered
norisuke probably wouldve got him imprisoned or some shit
Nah is his son why would he do that
it’s just sad that now all that he’s gonna be remembered for is getting killed by his son
as much as norisuke loves jobin idk if he'd let killing people slide
He's a Martyr 👼
How do y'all think the next chapter will go
will we get the fallout of Jobin killing Norisuke or will we get Josuke back at the hospital
I think we'll yasuho calling josuke
very possibly nut king call sticking her arm back on
nut king call only has so much of an effective range doesn't it
I could be completely wrong though
It seems like nut king would have a pretty long range
I personally think the next chapter we go back to Josuke probably most likely the aftermath of the Higashikata family’s
next chapter is milagro man chapter 3
@simple kraken 
no milagro man was 2 parts but next chapter is the conpletely unexpected return of joshu and his milagro adventures
ah i see
joshu finally gets coochie 
Milagro man was such a cool arc
yeah it was
yes
filler is defined as content that can be stuck anywhere that doesn't contribute to the main plot
Oh ok then yeah it's filler
it doesn't have to be non-canon
milagro man was cool
||
but when do we get maldicion man
||
||maldicion man?||
milagro=blessing
maldicion=curse
ah i see

kinda true
its more fun to see a blessing stand thats a curse in its own right
lightning mcqueen
but your better off with a good luck stand there
was it just me or did dragons dream look broken even when i read the description of how it worked?
wouldn't that be like a dumb luck stand?
?
like Nathan Drake in Uncharted
oh
he's unlucky enough to have to be kept being put into bad situations
but lucky enough to not die
idk
oh
can some one remind me why Millagro man was dangerous?
like i remember him getting all those good things would somehow end up bad but i don't remember exactly why
just because it just kept swarming him with money
eventually i think it became so much money that he began to drown yeah
he was just overwhelmed
no one would accept his money and gave him more
ohhh
how did he win in the end i forget
so he would've starved to death
I forgot what happens if you burn the money
yeah anything involving necessities hed have to buy
ah
but why could he do that
wouldnt the same thing have happened
i could go reread it but i hope this would be faster
the guy stole a bill from joshu, joshu bolted it onto the back of a juice bottle label, and then he ripped it, because no one likes the label.

ah okay
Finally somebody mentions dragons drean is like mista's origin story

Dragon what
Read stone ocean again
seriously dude, at this point you're better off rereading SO or all of jojo again
don’t even mention dragon’s dream
🤨
Why is has was dragon dreaming?
no its just meh
What was dragon dreaming about
who knows
its a stand that tells the user where their opponent’s weak points are but it also tells the opponent where the user’s weak points are
basically a neutral spectator
It also tells both user and opponent where their lucky spot and unlucky spot is
Thats a shitty stand
Like imagine your stand is against you
Cheap trick be like
The user of that stand was hella strong tho
Yeah
He was Hella old too
Actually
"NE? "
Hey Ya is pretty weird
Please don’t shit on hey ya
Yeah but it said that its ability is to whisper, so even if he could control it it would still be useless
he just got that stand randomly
Hmm weird
i had a theory that hey ya was actually just like poco loco’s self concious or something like that
Actually
OMG hey ya does look like cheap trick
Everyone got their stand randomly
it does lol
well i mean hey ya just started appearing in the beginning of the race
Imagine poco loco just dies in the first race because gyro sees his back
lol
Sad
"if I keep staring at his ass I'll lose"
Poco loco deserved the win
sad seeing sandman die
Pocoloco was probably a born stand user
we had that whole first chapter for nothing
oh yeah lol
No dio will come save him
Kars fate
He must’ve been found out by the time of JoJolion
Dio died anyways lol
Well hes (maybe) not dead yet


