#jojolion

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edgy mortar
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Bonfire agrees

daring bear
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I remember Bon calling himself a slut for speed king

young meteor
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I miss Bonfire

daring bear
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same

young meteor
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Discussion channels so ded without him

thorn pier
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Jobin is the main antagonist.

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He is.

edgy mortar
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I remember Bon calling himself a slut for speed king
@daring bear
Wtf seriously

old marlin
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I believe it

young meteor
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Yeah i remember he said that too

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Owait

daring bear
young meteor
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He called himself a slut for Jobin too ig

old marlin
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The World of Stars and Stripes

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He's in his final arc

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Thank God

young meteor
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He DM'd me he decided to leave discord

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But failed due to Corona

old marlin
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I remember

young meteor
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Yeah that name was for his leave

minor ore
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明-wisdom or enlightenment
負-negative
悟 - to perceive, sense, or discern
明負 悟 - Akefu Satoru

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👀

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(just having fun using jisho lmaooooo)

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Bruh even his kanji is badass

old marlin
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Smart Negative Sense man

minor ore
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Yeah

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"His true form cannot be percieved"

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👀

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(or whatever Holy said)

old marlin
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Some Cthulu shit

minor ore
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Wha-

edgy mortar
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Wait wrong quote

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"His true form cannot be percieved"
@minor ore
Head doctor is giygas

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Ye

minor ore
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Emporio is Ness how could I be so blind!

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Jojo is just a Mother reference

young meteor
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Lol

minor ore
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big if true

old marlin
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Real

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This is Real

undone zodiac
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is there a release schedule for jojos colored adventure?

minor ore
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Not sure. Probs not

old marlin
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There really isnt

undone zodiac
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kk

honest blaze
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Off da goop

minor ore
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Jojolion has such beautiful art

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Bless

old marlin
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You're outta pocket with this one

minor ore
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?

old marlin
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Truly off the Goop

minor ore
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Ah

honest blaze
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Jojolion is the most aesthetically pleasing part

thorn pier
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yes

daring bear
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jojolion is the best part

old marlin
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Bold words

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Somewhat facts

honest blaze
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Debatable

old marlin
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Relatively facts? @minor ore

minor ore
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Jojolion is just godly

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In terms of art

honest blaze
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I think 7 is the best written
4 is my favorite
But 8 is like my top 3

minor ore
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Every character looks realistic but bizarre at the same time

old marlin
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Wuh oh i hear a part ranking brewing

minor ore
honest blaze
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Ill rank all my favorite parts rn

minor ore
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i do not oppose the idea of jjl being called the best

old marlin
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Wuh oh!

minor ore
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i think id...

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agre..?

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mayb

daring bear
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join da gang

minor ore
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8 > 7 > 4 > 6 > 3 > 5 > 2 > 1

daring bear
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good taste

minor ore
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This is also my pin

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i got mine ready

honest blaze
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4
8 (VERY close to passing up 4, we'll see these next few chapters)
7
5
2
1
3
6

minor ore
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time for copy paste

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I really don’t hate 1 or 2 at all

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But in the grand scheme they just cannot compete

honest blaze
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The only part i truly hate is 6

minor ore
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Ah

honest blaze
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Few good characters with one good fight here and there

minor ore
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I love 6 but I know many people hate it to death

daring bear
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part 6 is weird

minor ore
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I respect their opinions

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1)Jojolion
2)Sbr
3)Vento Aureo
4)Stone Ocean
5)Diu
6)Sdc
7)Battle Tendency
8)Phantom Blood
AnimeThumbsUp

honest blaze
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My heart seeing diu down there

minor ore
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I just don’t feel good for ranking 1 and 2 that bad

daring bear
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shall I rank mine for the 100th time?

old marlin
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You have to

minor ore
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They are just really Shounen for this time now

daring bear
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here we GOOO

minor ore
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If you get my gist

old marlin
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It's a fundamental law of this server

minor ore
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this^

daring bear
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8>4>7>6>5>2>3>1

minor ore
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it’s like challenging someone to a duel

daring bear
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1v1 me

minor ore
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Obligatory yugioh meme

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8 isn’t even finished and it’s so good

old marlin
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DiU > JJL > SBR > SDC > SO > VA > PB > BT

minor ore
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Nice taste

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Sdc so high.....

daring bear
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very cool

minor ore
old marlin
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Cuz im right

minor ore
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Very very nice Caesar-chan

old marlin
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Sorry i didnt write the story Haku..

minor ore
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that’s deep....

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i respect it...

daring bear
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a fellow gamer who thinks part 4 is better than 7

minor ore
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SDC is good

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But

daring bear
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meh

minor ore
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Others are better

old marlin
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Y'all will get it in time

minor ore
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mike was converted by cx

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propaganda

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i will never falter!

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You need an IQ of 420 to truly enjoy SDC

daring bear
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ok

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more like you need extra chromosomes

old marlin
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Fighting Words

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@minor ore thoughts on Chronicle's take?

daring bear
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im not reading that long ass essay

old marlin
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Read these fuckin hands

minor ore
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It took me like three seconds to read that

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read deez nutz brotha hold that talk to em LFAOOOOO

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Yet I cannot read One Piece

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@old marlin i like the take

old marlin
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It's exactly what i BEEN sayin

minor ore
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although it would not bother me if the head doctor was the main villain

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Can we just pin this already

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This debate of the main villain is perpetual

old marlin
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I like saying Jobin's the Main Antagonist tho

tight birch
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Where can I read part 8 in color

tame tide
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pins

old marlin
minor ore
tight birch
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It's still in black and white when I try reading it wtfff

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No wait there we go, thank you

minor ore
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66 is the latest colored chapter

honest blaze
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Everyone on their own team going for the lococaca is cool and all but like

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no

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It could be all teams going after it, it can still keep that whole theme

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But jobin would still ultimately be the main villain

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Hes the closest to our protagonist and all his friends, and hes way more involved in the story

old marlin
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TALK TO EM ANDY

minor ore
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The head doctor is the main villain

old marlin
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He dont miss

minor ore
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He sucks

young meteor
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Jobin for main villain

old marlin
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he already is main villain babeyyyy

minor ore
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steph for main villain

young meteor
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Yessss

old marlin
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Accepting being evil...

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Bad Villain

young meteor
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I'm the best villain

old marlin
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Trash ass villains see themselves as villains stinky

minor ore
young meteor
drowsy fog
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Josuke is the main villain, rock humans out here trying to cure cancer and Gappy is pissed because his not-mom has a lil bit of dementa. Boo hoo.

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Dr. Wu is innocent and I can't believe we were supposed to root for Mitsuba and Yasuho in that fight

old marlin
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Todo

minor ore
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I believed that jobin was main villain but then he killed his dad so no

young meteor
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Oh yes he killed the best dad!

minor ore
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Jobin is best dad doe

young meteor
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No

old marlin
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I was so hyped seeing King Nothing

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Cain was there he heard me

minor ore
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@ripe marlin

old marlin
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I was going nuts man

lost slate
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Araki Has (Not) Forgotten

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JoJolion 444

minor ore
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Araki Will (Not) Forget

lost slate
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JoJolion 555

minor ore
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I'm confused how mitsuba still trusts jobin lmao

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She is a hoe

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"UuUu the head doctor made my husband a murderer"

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She's a badass hoe doe

lost slate
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She hasn't said anything yet

minor ore
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She did

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Latest chapter

lost slate
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Whoops

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That's what happens when I skim read

minor ore
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What she did to Yasuho tho

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Bruh

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Y'all heard something

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I saw that 😂

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I hate her don't @ me

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Generic Waifu is bad

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I didn't at you tho

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But she isn't bad imo

lost slate
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Yasuho is best girl

minor ore
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What about karers

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Karera

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Joshu is best girl

lost slate
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No

minor ore
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yes

lost slate
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Yasuho

minor ore
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Karera seems dirty

lost slate
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And Joshu best boy

minor ore
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Best boy is rai wym

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Like you have no idea how many guys she has been with

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Karera?

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Yeah

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I just get those vibes from her

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She just got a small crush on josefumi man let her dream

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But yeah she is a trash girl

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She reminds me of kpop Stans for some reasons

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Yeah

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people do you think that norisuke is actually dead or jobin just hit the wrong vein and hes just unconscious?

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He is dead

young meteor
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We saw Tsurugi carried his bodybag tho

minor ore
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He is already dead

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He is dead cuz there was blood so

white beacon
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but then again, jojo characters are filled with at least 10 litres of blood

minor ore
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True

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No risk, eh?

upper knoll
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I do believe he is dead

ebon rampart
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damn i don’t think they’ll kill him of that easily

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but i mean at the same time it is araki

white beacon
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araki killed off avdol twice, very early on and as a surprise. left fugo out halfway, foo fighters didn't even get out of prison

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so yeah, araki be wildin

minor ore
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But this is also part 8

ebon rampart
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well i mean that was in his early days

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maybe he’s learned

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probably not

minor ore
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Avdol only came back due to popular demand

near cedar
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Learned implies he did something wrong in any of those situations

minor ore
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Reviving avdol was a bit of a mistake imo

young meteor
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How so?

ebon rampart
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he should have just let him die, or just make him alive till near the final battle

near cedar
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So that Polnareff and Iggy die to Vanilla Ice

minor ore
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It makes death seem pointless if you could just bring people back

old marlin
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@grizzled pilot That's not true right, Avdol being brough back by popular demand

near cedar
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He didn't die tho so he wasn't brought back

old marlin
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Ik thats wrong but i have to get CX to tell you its wrong

minor ore
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He did die

near cedar
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He didn't

minor ore
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He died and was retconned to still be alive

ebon rampart
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it was a ‘fake death’

minor ore
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That shit was a direct shot, and later he says it just grazed him

near cedar
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If the author says he was alive he was alive

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And Polnareff would be killed by Hail 2 U man otherwise

minor ore
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The author said he was dead for half the part

near cedar
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Then everybody dies to Vanilla Ice

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Because Iggy gets iced and so does everyone else cuz nobody can fight that guy other then,Polnareff

minor ore
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He can change the situation to fit the squad

near cedar
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And why in fuck's name would Araki listen to popular demand and not write the story as he sees fit

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Since listening to fans isn't the best thing in the world

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Since you know fans can be pretty stupid

minor ore
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It's not the worst thing either

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Fandoms weren't as bad then

old marlin
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Swe youre literally just spreading Misinfo

minor ore
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Imma need someproof chief!!!!

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Saying something is fake could be misinformation aswell

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The "fugo was planned to betray the gang" thing is misinformation

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I don't think the avdol revival was

old marlin
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What the fuck are you talking about

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Are you being fr

minor ore
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What is happening here

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Avdol was revived due to popular demand, fake or nah?

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Any source?

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Like some interview or notes?

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No source on either side of the argument

ebon rampart
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then both are invalid?

minor ore
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One of them has to be true though

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They can't both be false

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I mean there is that Jojonium note

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!!!

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I am not good at these arguments though so I won’t go further

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Anyway norisuke is 100% dead

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You're in denial if you think otherwise

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Yeah

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One moment he was telling us about assholes and rock cocks, then he was dead :(

ebon rampart
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rip my man norisuke

young meteor
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Rip the best dad

minor ore
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Better dad than Jobin

old marlin
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Better Dad than George

minor ore
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Best dad? Probably not

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Joshu is a thing

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Norisuke neglected him

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He loved the shit out of daiya

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I wonder what Joshu’s bald spot feels like

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Like smooth feet

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He could make the haircut work if he combed it back

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The bowl cut has charm tho

young meteor
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Joshu has the best haircut ehh

minor ore
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Most memorable for sure

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Wait remember when he messes up damo's hair?

young meteor
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Yeah

minor ore
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Does anyone else get a metal dad vibe from norisuke?

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He looks like he listens to a lot of Metal

young meteor
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Hmmm, I don't

minor ore
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He listens to metal for sure

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Joshu listens to rap

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King Nothing!

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Josuke listens to the Ocean

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Yasuho is probably into generic pop

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Josuke probably likes really experimental electronic music

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So do I lol

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Daiya we know likes Yes

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The really experimental kind, like just a bunch of disparate noise

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Daiya doesn't know what music is, doesn't know what anything is

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She just exists

upper knoll
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Daiya is a fan of prog though

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She tells Josuke about Heart of the Sunrise

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A song from Yes

minor ore
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Hato likes generic pop

upper knoll
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Joshu likes generic pop too probably
He went to an idol concert right

minor ore
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OH YEAH

young meteor
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Kaato likes uhh 80s music maybe

upper knoll
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Josuke probably likes some Death Grips followed by some fleetwood mac
Chaotic taste 🥴

old marlin
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Quirky

upper knoll
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yur!

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And yeah Norisuke does give off metal vibes, his stand is named after a metal song after all

old marlin
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Kaato probably likes Cyndi Lauper so spot on tbh@young meteor

young meteor
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Yeah, agreed

minor ore
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Kira literally listens to the ocean

upper knoll
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ASMR/Ambience genre then

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Or just something more soft to relax to

minor ore
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I dunno

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Ambience seems more like a josuke thing

upper knoll
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Well he is part KIra

minor ore
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Kira probably likes classical music

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HD likes classical music for sure

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Maybe they can bond over that

upper knoll
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One's dead so prolly no 🤪

minor ore
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Sorta dead

upper knoll
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Yeah I suppose

minor ore
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Mamezuku listens to 90s hip hop

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Even ignoring his stand

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He got that 90s vibe to him

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Everyone knows the Rock Humans have cultured music taste

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Rock humans have their own unique musical genres

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They can hear sounds we can't

lost slate
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I always feel like Jobin would listen to 90s jpop

minor ore
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Jpop is more or less generic pop

lost slate
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yeah

upper knoll
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Well yeah its japanese pop

minor ore
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The J stands for jeneric

upper knoll
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big if true

minor ore
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Jrap is better

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Jobin probably listens to that

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Sounds lame

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Jrap is a joshu thing

lost slate
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joshu listens to stuff like akb48

minor ore
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The thing is, jobin LOOKS like a jpop band member

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Lol speaking of Jrap reminded me of Magenta Magenta

lost slate
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yeah

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maybe jrock

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I'd like to imagine Jobin is a fan of Fishmans

minor ore
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Now that mamezuku is in prison he can finally start making gangsta rap

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Jojolion is a snoop dogg origin story

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We did it

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That's the ending

lost slate
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That's all next chapter is

minor ore
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I have the same birthday as Snoop Dogg lol

upper knoll
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Mamezuku dropping several n-words while in prison?

minor ore
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Bruh

lost slate
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Then the story continues with Thus Spoke Rai Mamezuku

minor ore
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I used to think he was black

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Or tan at least

upper knoll
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Yeah same

minor ore
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A lot of Japanese people can tan real well

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Maybe he has Okinawan origin

young meteor
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Mamezuku stand's name DIOlaugh

minor ore
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I used to think he was native american

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Before i read JJL

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Oh yeah I used to think that too

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Native Americans came from Asia so it makes sense

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Thus spoke rai mamezuku would be an 11/10 series

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Sandman and him always gave me similar vibes

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Yeah, must be the hair

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Mamezuku also got them fat lips

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I hate how people sometimes think JJL still has sameface

night moon
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joe joe lion

minor ore
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Like, you can differentiate almost everyone now just from facial features

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You can clearly tell these are different people

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Mamezuku has a wide face and fat lips

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Tsurugi, poor tom and damo have completely unique facial structures

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And let us not forget the iconic joshu face

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You know who this is just from those eyes

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Head doctor has a unique face aswell

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At first he also had a unique body

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Everyone looks different

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Yeah but you still see people sometimes say hahaha sameface

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That shit was in sbr

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What does that even mean

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It means every face looks exactly the same

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Yeah and I don’t see that in part 8

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Most people who do haven't read the part or don't know what sameface means

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Exactly

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It’s just an art style

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Yeah

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I also like that the characters look more human

ebon rampart
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well i mean ngl early jjl art was a bit poopy

minor ore
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Like in parts 1-3 everyone was super muscular

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Parts 4-6 everyone looked kinda alien

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scatterix wym

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I like the part 5-6 artstyle quite a lot

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I don’t mind it

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Oh yeah 4 had an art shift

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Part 4's early art is just straight up bad and ugly

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In between

night moon
minor ore
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The difference between late 3 and early 4 is massive

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What the fuck happened

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How can someone draw uglier

night moon
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i dont think its actually uglier

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we're just so used to seeing those characters a certain way

minor ore
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Could be

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It just looks so rough

night moon
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and the early part 4 to late part 4 change looks soooo fucking different

minor ore
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Late part 4 looks great

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Everyone looks cute

night moon
minor ore
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Oh god that arm

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Jesus lord

night moon
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it doesnt look terrible in the beginning it just looks completely nothing like josuke

minor ore
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That arm though...

night moon
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also the fact that his arms are like... on backwards?

minor ore
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His neck

night moon
minor ore
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This looks pretty good

night moon
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it just doesnt really look like josuke

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it looks like jotaro cosplaying josuke

minor ore
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Not a fan of the closed jacket

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Lol

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Exactly

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Apparently Josuke was listed as taller too

night moon
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tbh i dont like early or late part 4 art style

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compared to the others

minor ore
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Look at the shoes lmao

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OH another thing most people don't notice

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Araki drew shoes the exact same way from part 5-7

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Even late part 7 he drew shoes the exact same way

night moon
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araki took a lot of uh.. artistic liberties in his career

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like every dog hes ever drawn looking absolutely nothing like a dog

minor ore
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What about the part 3 sword?

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He had a dog avatar

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Based off an egyptian god but still a dog

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One of the "best" scenes in part 7 is completely ruined by the horrible shoes

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The one where gyro dies and valentines is walking to johnny

summer dock
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I don’t like Koichi shrinking

minor ore
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What

summer dock
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Lol

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Someone for some reason brought up part 4 artstyle

minor ore
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Ah

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Koichi was always small no?

ebon rampart
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no

white beacon
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he seemed like just a short high schooler when he debuted and bumped into jotaro who, to everyone but josuke, was a giant

ebon rampart
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^

minor ore
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I love his later appearance

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It's like a tiny goku

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80s era goku

ebon rampart
white beacon
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pretty sure goku was 80s era

ebon rampart
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90s era goku

minor ore
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I mean he has a wildly different appearance early on

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Early goku was a child

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So it's like 80s goku

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With super saiyan hair

young meteor
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Goku Koichi 😳

minor ore
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Krillin echoes

old marlin
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Gokichi

minor ore
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Gokuichi

ebon rampart
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Goichi

grizzled pilot
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@CXSaltwater That's not true right, Avdol being brough back by popular demand
its false. araki clears it up in one of the jojonium interviews iirc

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he was always intended to make a recovery

minor ore
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Nice

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Now we know for sure that araki is a bad writer

near cedar
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Tf you mean Avdol coming back was amazing

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Haven't read it yet but from what i saw in the anime that shit was hype

opaque falcon
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It was pretty bad

minor ore
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It was hype for the moment

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Because avdol completely changed during that arc

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He was a goddamn psycho

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And then went back to being a silent tough guy afterwards

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It was also elevated by polnareff's struggles and reaction before he arrived

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The highlight of the fight was 100% polnareff and his emotional struggles

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Fucking hell now I'm gonna be sad about polnareff again

edgy mortar
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youre telling me

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there are avdol stans out there

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like

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fr tho?

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i dont see much avdol stans

minor ore
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Because we don't see much avdol at all

edgy mortar
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well

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avdol came back because of fans is already fake because theres no avdol stans out there

young meteor
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Avdol stans exist

minor ore
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That's.... Actually smart

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Avdol stans exist in hftf and they are the worst

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Capcom decided to make one of the most forgettable characters an S tier

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I get jotaro and polnareff being S, but avdol?

edgy mortar
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mfw you like avdol not because of his character but because hes op

minor ore
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Part 3 just had a massive cast

ebon rampart
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avdol is kinda meh

minor ore
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He has a couple cool moments

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Like in the intro and wheel of fortune

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Or when everyone is terrified in india and he's just laughing his ass off

ebon rampart
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oh yeah

thorn pier
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wheel of fortune is the worst arc though so it doesn't count

ebon rampart
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that part was funny

edgy mortar
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LMAOOOO

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YEAH HE WAS JUST LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF

minor ore
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Wheel of fortune had massive character development

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Good fight for the plot

thorn pier
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...but it's a car

young meteor
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Avdol didn't even get development character

minor ore
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Wait

ebon rampart
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best arc for me probably the D’Arby the gambler one

minor ore
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Isn't wheel of fortune the wish one?

young meteor
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No

turbid skiff
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...but it's a car
@thorn pier
Dragons dream would like to speak to you.

ebon rampart
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because it was just really enjoyable

minor ore
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FUCK

thorn pier
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oh yeah that one was awesome.

minor ore
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What's the wish one?

thorn pier
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I don't remember the name.

turbid skiff
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Judgement

thorn pier
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Yeah that might be it

young meteor
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Wheel of Fortune was a car

minor ore
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Why would it be a

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OOOOHH

ebon rampart
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that one was trash

white beacon
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a car has wheels

thorn pier
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it's a fucking car

minor ore
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WHEEL of fortune, car has wheels

edgy mortar
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name one person on this server who stans avdol

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noone

ebon rampart
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avdol stans don’t exist

edgy mortar
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nobody stans avdol

minor ore
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Wheel of fortune is worthless agreed

ebon rampart
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It’s all a lie

north flame
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avdol is my fav part 8 character

turbid skiff
white beacon
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Araki really kills off them brings back a acharacter and no one still stans him

turbid skiff
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This is for JoJolion

young meteor
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We can talk about previous part here tho

edgy mortar
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shush]

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hes a newbie dw

young meteor
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Oh

thorn pier
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it should be related to jojolion though... shouldn't it?

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preferably

minor ore
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Yeah this conversation came a long way

edgy mortar
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AVDOL FOR JOJOLION

minor ore
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^

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Urmd avdol revival

ebon rampart
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how did we come from part 8 down to part 3

white beacon
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it was about araki killing norisuke too early, then avdol was an example of an early death

north flame
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oh yeah i thought urmd was going to be a 3rd jobro

kind owlBOT
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@north flame, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 2 !

young meteor
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Urmd Avdol with his camel

north flame
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but NO! HE'S NOT!

edgy mortar
ebon rampart
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mamazuko is the main jobro

minor ore
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Should have been here when we were discussing roman views of sexuality on the daily

edgy mortar
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bro avdol just fucking died and thats it

young meteor
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Owait he died?

edgy mortar
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he just died in cacti

minor ore
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Urmd avdol pulls an OG avdol and revives

thorn pier
#

Yasuho is probably the jobro?

young meteor
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Yeah ig

white beacon
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yasuho is the jogirl

minor ore
#

Josis

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Josis

upper knoll
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johoe, yo!

near cedar
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Wheel Of Fortune is awesome

young meteor
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JoHoe

white beacon
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josis wounds weird since she and gappy you know probably

thorn pier
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but that's not a thing we're talking role in the story

near cedar
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And so is Avdol

edgy mortar
minor ore
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Osmosis josis

edgy mortar
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these comebacks do made me nut

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but

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they only appear in 2 pages

thorn pier
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Reverse Josis 🤔

minor ore
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This time stroheim isn't a bad guy!!!

upper knoll
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but he tried to eliminate Johnny and Gyro!

near cedar
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He... wasn't

edgy mortar
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well atleast araki drew stroheim again

minor ore
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I mean political alignment......

near cedar
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Did you not notice the part where Stoheim was fighting the Pillar Men

edgy mortar
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its rare for him to draw old characters

upper knoll
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Okay sorry for misunderstanding!

minor ore
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I used to like the theory of rock men being AU pillar men

near cedar
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And if it wasn't for him Joseph would go into the vulcano with Kars and he'd die but Kars wouldn't

minor ore
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You think they might become pillar men after eating the new rokakaka?

thorn pier
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That would be cool.

minor ore
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Yeah i know stroheim was helping the protagonist but he's still evil

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He was a proud member of the third reich

thorn pier
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You are "bad guy" but this does not meat you are bad guy

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meat

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fuck

opaque falcon
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Every jojo character is a jobro

thorn pier
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nnnnnnno?

minor ore
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Did a jojo ever have a biological brother?

thorn pier
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Or, well, that depends on how you define Jobro.

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Yes.

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Johnny.

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Right?

minor ore
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Oh i forgot about him

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He dies on the horse

thorn pier
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yep

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because of the mouse

minor ore
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OG universe family all have 1 child

upper knoll
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Josuke has a sis 🥴

white beacon
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not exactly because of the mouse

north flame
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danny paid valentine to look for the corpse parts

white beacon
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it's just speculated because they saw a mouse on the track

north flame
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therefore the mouse is the main villain

upper knoll
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Danny the mouse is the Joshu of part 7 🤠

thorn pier
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yes therefore garfield is the protagonist... you see, off-screen garfield eats the mouse.
because garfield is a cat, and cats eat mice.

minor ore
#

Gappy has loving brothers and a family!!!!

Right???

riGhTt????

upper knoll
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Didnt Garfield refuse to hunt mice

thorn pier
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yeah he talks to them instead

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he's too lazy

upper knoll
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Yeah your theory doesnt add up bro

thorn pier
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damn I really thought I had a good theory

white beacon
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gappy has no one

minor ore
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Gappy has yasuho :(

upper knoll
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Not yet!

white beacon
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yasuho's hoeing around with tooru

thorn pier
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but no brothers or anything

opaque falcon
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All jojo characters are jobros especially the villains

minor ore
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They had a lot of wholesome moments

upper knoll
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aint even married

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Not an official family member

white beacon
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they really did have a lot of wholesome stuff going on, like an actual couple

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but a little argument and the stupid looking ex comes around

minor ore
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Man fuck tooru

edgy mortar
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@white beacon 😳

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are we couples too

minor ore
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Hate his guts so much

white beacon
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@edgy mortar sadly, no

thorn pier
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yeah I also dislike how Josuke constantly casts Yasuho aside... I get that it's because he doesn't want her to be in danger, but I just wish they interacted more, maybe in moments where they're not in danger

edgy mortar
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swag

upper knoll
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Throwback to post I Am A Rock fight to when Josuke had Johnny-like killer eyes when he noticed that Yasuho wasnt in the room she was resting in

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Thats gonna happen again and Tooru will die!

thorn pier
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I seriously want Josuke to kill Tooru.

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Really.

ebon rampart
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i wish josuke and yasuho actually worked as a duo

white beacon
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gappy's too focused on akefu right now though, who shouldn't even be his target

ebon rampart
#

yasuho just seems like a side chic to josuke

minor ore
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Pull a damo and just execute him on the street

opaque falcon
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5 chapters of josuke and yasuho on a date

minor ore
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^

edgy mortar
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bro

thorn pier
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Yes please.

ebon rampart
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YES

minor ore
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Unironically

upper knoll
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I aint waiting 5 months for this!

edgy mortar
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GAPPY PUBLIC EXECUTION

white beacon
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the date is beating up tooru

ebon rampart
#

admins pin it

minor ore
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YES

upper knoll
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Can CX pin

opaque falcon
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Next chapter is the end fight then just 50 chapters of characters interacting

upper knoll
#

Joshu vs Jobin being the end fight?

opaque falcon
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Yes

ebon rampart
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YEA

upper knoll
#

Seems good to me 🥴

opaque falcon
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Joshu really jojo?

ebon rampart
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joshu will win

white beacon
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Jobin vs the Higashikatas 1-on-3

edgy mortar
upper knoll
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blonde pesci

edgy mortar
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is it me or there are alot of ugly characters in this part

white beacon
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don't you dare disrespeck pesci like that

opaque falcon
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There are but its ok

upper knoll
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Idk Im too focused on how hot p8 kira is

edgy mortar
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hato looks shit

ebon rampart
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i guess its just the art style that makes them ugly

white beacon
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yeah there are but Yotsuyu exists so it all balances out

minor ore
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Part 8 kira is brunette leone

opaque falcon
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Poor tom be like

thorn pier
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Part 8 Kira is NOT HOT.

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NO.

ebon rampart
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lmao poor tom

minor ore
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re4 leone not jojo leone

white beacon
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you can't shit on poor tom though, he actually got them hoes

edgy mortar
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no not really

ebon rampart
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he is my favourite character

edgy mortar
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iys not the art style

opaque falcon
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Not as hot as regular kira

edgy mortar
#

its

upper knoll
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Okay I was confused there Swe

ebon rampart
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poor tom be a pimp

thorn pier
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Yeah Poor Tom fight was awesome.

ebon rampart
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he aint even poor

edgy mortar
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poor tom licked a pussy

upper knoll
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@thorn pier P8 kira is the hottest character in the entire Jojo series

opaque falcon
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Poor tom is so poor

edgy mortar
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disgusting

minor ore
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If poor tom is here, where's jerry?

thorn pier
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NO.

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SURAFD.

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WRONG.

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INVALID.

ebon rampart
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nah ojiro is hottest

thorn pier
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NO.

edgy mortar
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hato's fashion taste sucks

upper knoll
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I'd diss you in some way but you have had Joshu pfp and now Jobin pfp and both of those characters are very hot as well ironically and unironically so I cant diss you

thorn pier
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Yes.

upper knoll
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@minor ore jerry was hangin out with danny the mouse in p7

opaque falcon
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Jojo characters: elaborate and interesting fashion

ebon rampart
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bro look at his abs

opaque falcon
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hato: squiggly line

upper knoll
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Not that hot tbh

young meteor
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@thorn pier P8 kira is the hottest character in the entire Jojo series
@upper knoll YES

upper knoll
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Yur!

ebon rampart
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bruh that is hot

upper knoll
#

Reminds me of Sandman a bit

ebon rampart
#

this is hot

upper knoll
#

But Sandman was hotter

opaque falcon
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Haha sandman

upper knoll
#

You see that subtitle

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100% trash

young meteor
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MBIH MBIH

upper knoll
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yeah the picture describes the guy

ebon rampart
#

bruh sandman’s arc was shit

upper knoll
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ok and

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that doesnt affect the hotness!

minor ore
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Ojiro returns was hype as fuxk

edgy mortar
#

why

ebon rampart
#

ojiro returns and dies 2 chapters later

young meteor
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I thought Ojiro would join Josuke but rip him

minor ore
#

Yeah that was sad

ebon rampart
#

same

minor ore
#

Rip ojiro

edgy mortar
#

why do you guys like ojiro omg

ebon rampart
#

i didn’t know he would appear as a bad guy

edgy mortar
#

he literally dates a karen

minor ore
#

He's a lovable goof and trash man

edgy mortar
#

HE LITERALLY DATES A KAREN

minor ore
#

And he figured out the entire rokakaka conspiracy

ebon rampart
#

Well i mean i don’t mind him cuz he wasn’t that evil

edgy mortar
#

ATE HIS OWN FINGER

minor ore
#

He's a different guy now

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He thinks of kira as a friend

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Ultra chad

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I always thought he dated her just for the money

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She's rich

ebon rampart
#

she’s probably his sugar mommy

edgy mortar
#

his haircut is shit

minor ore
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It's chadly

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Same hair as jobin except he combs it sideways instead of forward

ebon rampart
#

ojiro be just casually standing

minor ore
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He didn't have this outfit in his first appearance did he?

ebon rampart
#

nah

minor ore
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Such a shame he died

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He was getting memed at how useless his stand was

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I thought he'd finally kill a main character with it and prove everyone wrong

ebon rampart
#

yeah and when he actually used his stand effectively

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he just dies right after

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such a missed oppurtunity

minor ore
#

He was SO CLOSE to busting everyone

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He was inches away from fucking over jobin

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And then you see the bubbles

ebon rampart
#

and how the fuck did jobin kill his girfriend

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doing it over the phone like tf

minor ore
#

He touched the phone

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Did he kill the girl?

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Or is she just orphaned?

ebon rampart
#

i think she might be orphaned

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but i did find a funny panel

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she literally doesn’t give a shit lol

white beacon
#

If she is orphaned, that's a bigger torment than killing her for bullying tsurugi

minor ore
#

OH YEAH

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She and tsurugi study at the same school

upper knoll
#

Damn thats cruel

willow pendant
#

Jobin is main villain

minor ore
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And HD aswell

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Both

willow pendant
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Hd?

upper knoll
#

Head Doc

young meteor
#

Chad Head Doctor

upper knoll
#

Mr. Satoru Akefu!

willow pendant
#

Wait isn’t he like a Hallucination

heavy ledge
#

dudes, i thought jobins stand was short range until i read that ojiro part, was that an araki forgot or i misread?

willow pendant
#

He sent heat through phone

minor ore
#

Head doctor is real

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He's very well known in the medical community, and he goes onstage to give presentations

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@heavy ledge he touched the phone previously

thorn pier
#

Well. There's definitely an illusion of him.

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Remember when Jobin couldn't see him but Mitsuba could? Yeah.

minor ore
#

What?

thorn pier
#

Yes, Head Doctor is not a stand, but the illusion of him is a stand probably.

heavy ledge
#

oh oh ok

minor ore
#

No such scene took place

thorn pier
#

Maybe Jobin just didn't see the Head Doctor, but I believe it's because that version of him is an illusion that is only visible to the target.

#

That's wrong.

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Chapter 94.

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Page... something.

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I'll find it.

minor ore
#

I remember mitsuba pricking her finger

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Jobin didn't even check

thorn pier
#

He did. You're misremembering.

#

Just wait.

#

I'm right, OK?

minor ore
#

I'm left

thorn pier
#

No.

#

Not funny.

#

Didn't laugh.

willow pendant
#

Funny

#

Did laugh

minor ore
#

Funny valentine

#

i might’ve laughed

#

just a little

#

My favorite skullgirls main

thorn pier
#

Maybe he just didn't see him, but I think maybe he is an illusion.

#

But yes, I definitely remembered this more like Jobin wasn unable to see the HD, but it might just be that he is not visible from Jobin's location.

minor ore
#

He definitely didn't see him, HD is near the big tree and the big tree is not visible down there

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He's just not visible from that angle

thorn pier
#

Yes, that's what I just said.

willow pendant
#

Bruh jobin killed his father wtf

minor ore
#

He could have just knocked him out the silly man

#

Like he did with yasuho in blue hawaii

thorn pier
#

I swear everyday someone comes in here and says "WTF NORISUKE DIEDDDD!?!?!?"

minor ore
#

IKR

willow pendant
#

Thats just proves Speed king is op

minor ore
#

norisuke deserves it

willow pendant
#

he killed him in like a sec

ebon rampart
#

WTF NORISUKE DIEDDDD!?!?!?

minor ore
#

Any stand can kill you instantly

thorn pier
#

...no

#

what

minor ore
#

It's just that it's hard to get near people

thorn pier
#

Remember Superfly?

#

And like any other stand.

minor ore
#

well uh, star platinum cant kill you in an instant for sure

#

Soft and wet can blow your brain to smoosh

willow pendant
#

Soft and wet is kinda disappointing

kind owlBOT
#

@willow pendant, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 3 !

minor ore
#

no it cant it has like B in destructive power

willow pendant
#

Its just eh

grizzled pilot
#

damo moment

minor ore
#

Damo got his head blown cuz he was already damaged enough by walking heart

#

the last hit gappy gave him was a finisher

thorn pier
#

Well. Yes, I guess most stands are able to do that. But that would require a certain situation that you don't just come by.

white beacon
#

Try punching a rock with cracks

minor ore
#

my hand would crack not the rock

#

It blew a fucking wall apart

#

You're telling me it can't crack a skull? Especially when gappy was mad pissed?

#

stand stats are shit

#

Anyway the point is 1 hit kill ≠ OP

#

whats ur definition of an op stand then lmao

#

Something you cannot defeat

grizzled pilot
#

stands that can freely alter reality

minor ore
thorn pier
#

ger, mih I guess.

#

But those aren't just OP.

ebon rampart
#

kira’s sister do be underated

kind owlBOT
#

@ebon rampart, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 8 !

thorn pier
#

They're a whole separate category.

minor ore
#

Heavens door is op

#

ger is shit anyways

#

Something you have no chance at countering

#

yeah heavens door is busted

#

Like d4c is op but it's not a 1 hit kill

grizzled pilot
#

the narrative function of enemy stands is to be unbeatable under certain circumstances. the plot is about getting out of those circumstances

willow pendant
#

No stand is 1 hit kill

minor ore
#

^

#

Whitesnake

#

the world?

thorn pier
#

Nope.

#

Not really.

minor ore
#

c moon?

thorn pier
#

The World is.

white beacon
#

Pretty sure Speed King is 1-touch kill

thorn pier
#

Yeah it is.

willow pendant
#

Yeah

minor ore
#

the world is an insta kill wym

white beacon
#

Like one touch and it can heat up your entire body

willow pendant
#

Pretty damn op

grizzled pilot
#

The World is arguably the exception because it's a more generally applicable stand, like the main characters'

minor ore
#

Killer queen

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aight c moon

#

Is one touch

grizzled pilot
#

Killer Queen didnt do shit

minor ore
#

can literally invert your body inside out in one hit

kind owlBOT
#

@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 6 !

minor ore
#

king crimson is one hit if it didnt have shit precision

willow pendant
#

Why didn’t kira just touch jouke and boom boom him when they were fighting?

minor ore
#

kira is dumb lmao

opaque falcon
#

Japan never happened therefore Araki never happened therefore Jojo never happened therefore Bohemian Rhapsody over heaven requiem

minor ore
#

True

grizzled pilot
#

that was sort of the driving force behind the entire arc bro

minor ore
#

You can only make non-oragnic things into bombs

grizzled pilot
#

killer queen is not a physically powerful stand

#

bullshit lol

minor ore
#

killer queen couldnt kill shigechi in one hit lol

grizzled pilot
#

this is brought up several times

minor ore
#

You can make a piece of clothing a bomb

tame tide
#

kq made 3 people bombs before

grizzled pilot
#

^

white beacon
#

Didn't kira blow up a vein of his?

minor ore
#

wait no it can insta kill

thorn pier
#

Killer Queen is pretty good. It's literally just pick up a random item and throw it at a person and they're dead probably.

willow pendant
#

Kira can kill in one hit

minor ore
#

like that bitchy girl

#

You can make a shirt or badge a bomb, not an actual person

willow pendant
#

He killed that one guy in the apartment

opaque falcon
#

Jojo will end with Araki in the manga waking up to reveal everything that happened was just a dream

grizzled pilot
#

Crazy Diamond's physical power and speed is far superior to KQ's. kira going for a direct attack is a very bad idea

willow pendant
#

ine one hit

tame tide
#

he made aya and hayato bombs

grizzled pilot
#

Okuyasu too

tame tide
#

okuyasu*

minor ore
#

alot of stands can one hit idk wym

grizzled pilot
#

hayato's special

#

BtD doesn't really count

white beacon
#

Kira literally touched his arm and blew up a little bit to make the air bubble not go through completely

minor ore
#

Oh yeah he totally destroyed that one guy

grizzled pilot
#

i'd say

minor ore
#

what else can one hit

tame tide
#

that one random citizen too

grizzled pilot
#

yeah kira can touch people to kill them

willow pendant
#

Why didn’t he touch joukse

#

So dumb

minor ore
#

lmao right

grizzled pilot
#

[1:39 PM] CXSaltwater: Crazy Diamond's physical power and speed is far superior to KQ's. kira going for a direct attack is a very bad idea

minor ore
#

Crazy diamond would kill Kira before he got close

#

whitesnake can onehit

grizzled pilot
#

this was explained, a lot

willow pendant
#

No like sneak attack

grizzled pilot
#

he tried that too

#

he got his dad blown up

minor ore
#

Kira is the dumbest villain

#

crazy diamond can one hit

willow pendant
#

Lmao yeah

minor ore
#

Or at least one of them

#

he's so stupid bruh

thorn pier
#

Can it though?

#

Oh yeah I guess.

#

It can go through someone's body.

minor ore
#

yeah remember donuting his mom

ebon rampart
#

i still find him cool

minor ore
#

mum

ebon rampart
#

he literally cucked the husband

minor ore
#

Kira is still a great villain

#

no kira is an amazing villain he's just mad dummy

#

But he is dumb

kind owlBOT
#

@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 4 !

willow pendant
#

Also Cant okuyasu just erase kira

#

Like bruh

minor ore
#

okuyasu got the iq of 9

thorn pier
#

Diavolo is just Kira but he's more edgy and doesn't have very much motive and or backstory

grizzled pilot
#

he;s not looking to murder people bro

minor ore
#

so no

ebon rampart
#

kira shouldhave just detonated the bubble before okuyasu erased it

minor ore
#

Diavolo is just Kira but he's more edgy and doesn't have very much motive and or backstory
@thorn pier this is why kiraboss exists

tame tide
#

the hand is pretty slow too

willow pendant
#

But op

minor ore
#

thats why kira mad dumb

grizzled pilot
#

The Hand is an extremely lethal power

#

to the point it scares Keicho, too

minor ore
#

The hand is very powerful

thorn pier
#

kiraboss?

minor ore
#

The hand had B in destructive power lmfao

ebon rampart
#

the hand is still op

tame tide
#

kiraboss is kira x diavolo

willow pendant
#

what

#

b

ebon rampart
#

the only thing okuyasu lacks is precision and timing

minor ore
#

And intelligence

#

he also lacks brains

ebon rampart
#

that too

grizzled pilot
#

a large part of keeping it in check isn't so much as his intelligence, but his unwillingness to use it on a person

#

though both are factors

minor ore
#

wait nvm

willow pendant
#

Tusk can one hit

minor ore
#

oh yea

#

also where tf is karera

white beacon
#

She left cuz she has no business with josuke/fumi anymore

thorn pier
#

She said she'd return, but yeah

minor ore
#

man I want her back

willow pendant
#

Yeah