#jojolion
47 messages · Page 182 of 1
genius kojumbo
Bonfire has a stand
Rip Norisuke :(
I don't remember, was Karera just kicked out of the series?
sad
Yasuho not dead
Almost a pensive however she was saved by Joshu so I can accept this
also what the fuck is up with this? When I saw it on the chapter I was dying
look at what he did to my man Valentine
he should have a bigger chin if he was fat
fuck I just realized I made a pun
he skipped leg day
xd
valen-thicc
"Jobin is not the main villain"
"Jobin is totally not the main villain"
And now he killed dad
BUT HE'S NOT THE MAIN VILLAIN Y'ALL
HE'S A DIEGO
A DIEGO I TELL YOU
bonfire tbh
bonfire still hasnt read the new chapter 😳
He already did
I still want kaato to be a secondary main villain alongside jobin
How'd you guys know that wtf
2 main villains
Jobin and HD
For 2 different plot lines
This is the correct answer
Maybe even "the right path"
oop nvm hes defending jobin
Id fuck jobin
Fuck jobin*
Josuke is going to be so pissed i hope he does 7 page ora to his face
Jojo is past the days of long beat ups
There are more satisfying ways to dispatch enemies now
Ik but he deserves it
Like diego getting his head exploded
That was more satisfying than a 10 page beat up could ever dream of being
Single visceral attacks are the best
What if the family uses jobin to cure tsurugi

No more sacrifices he said
Proceeds to kill his dad
Lmao
RIP fruit dad
Yasuho gets to live... for now
Why did he kill him? He could have just knocked him out like he did with yasuho in blue hawaii
I feel like he didn’t want to kill him actually
Bcs of the breakdown
He could have knocked him out he can do that
Yea
Maybe his stand going out of control along with everybody near tsurugi

What is the head doctor doing there too
Just chillin
He likes the lambo
The HD became so iconic
^
Use the surf guy for sacrifice
That pose of him facing backwards is just perfect
Jobin knows how Norisuke thinks about killing people, he knew that Norisuke would try to stop him, even though he's fine with the fruit being in their possession
Bro
all he could do is kill him
True!!
can you unthink that
Replace yasuho's toy with his own phallus
Paint it
Joshu has such an underutilised stand
Look how she’s spinning tooru and josuke
It ain’t a hard description
4 balls obviously superior
Yuh
I wonder if they can cure tsurugi with Norisukes corpse tbh
Does exchange work with a corpse
They didn’t use the fruit that we know
Probably
If gappy was banging with somebody it would be threesome
I know
Here's an idea
I can't help it
head doctor be like if dio kept pushing all stardust crusaders down the stairs the whole fight instead of fighting
@crude umbra, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 1 !
Speed king can give you instant boners and instant floppies through heat transfer
Head doctor is just another bad guy
Norisukes stand forming Oijiro was the coolest bunch of panels from a long time
Not main villain
Like it looked so cool
wait the turtle's name is coco jumbo? i thought we were just memeing
At first I was confused of who it is
You know how part 7 has 2 protagonists? Well part 8 has 2 antagonists
Didn't know oijiro is a fucking key character
We forgetting caato she’s been consistently mentioned since her disappearance
Like even last chapter I think
She'd be happy she can finally get that sweet sweet higashikata money
4 CHILDREN
Jobin takes over actually
Well that does it
But she got a grip on him
They hate him tho
I don’t think the family will side with him
Yknow I'm starting to think one of the higashikata children will die
Because 4 is bad luck
Eldest son gets the crown
And yeah 3 is safe
I still think when a character dies they gonna be removed from the photograph
Like kyo did
Also it bothered me how norisuke thinks it's normal for daiya to seduce gappy
Yes
Yes
Yea
yes finnaly
Also yeah what the fuck is up with that
Fucking norisuke
Grrr I'm grinding my teeth so I can look mad grrrrrr
I wonder if Yasuho gonna be attacked by the head doctor bcs she looked at him and thought about him
Like that didn’t make sense
I wish norisuke fucking dies grhehehs
She doesn't want to pursue him tho
The phone should’ve knocked into her
She just looked at him
have anyone figured out what josuke's plan is
I wonder if the liquid in yasuho's face is toilet water
Nope, it's only activated if you have a desire to pursue him
She was cooking looked at him and baam her fingers
Or just body fluids
its probably toilet water
We can't know for sure what she thought about when she saw him
GAPPY Dont KISS YASUHO
GAPPY I'M WARNING YOU IT'S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD
There’s an endless calamity song too tho
I really doubt a3l is the flute shit
its that broken terraria mod
wait is josuke gonna make the head doctor teleport to him instead somehow
I hope araki would still do death clouds
We had less of those
this is a good sond damn
We only got gyro death cloud on part 7
But not sure about this one
there wasn't really many other important good guy characters in p7
Yeah it might be a coincidence
That would be so smart
Nah I'm thinking this is a coincidence since so many songs could be referenced here
And they're all very VERY obscure and niche metal bands
At least with awaking 3 leaves i can sorta imagine araki listening to weird flute music
Lmfao
To me the endless calamity song sounds so his style
It’s like Going Underground but heavier
great villain tbh makes everyone suffer without even speaking or fighting
The cover of that song is kinda lovecraftian
Its all smoke and mirrors I think his stand isn’t offensive he can’t come up to you and kill you
Even tho it looks so intimidating with the hand blades
watch jojolion be 200 chapters
It kinda has 2 blinds on its head
HD was hinted at being some sort of lovecraftian being when gappy met holly
I'd love that to be true
That would be so weird but also JoJo is bizzare
If Jesus can be there as a corpse
Imagine if HD was the entity that spawned rock humans
Fuck
i binged the last half of part 6, finished part 7, and read all of jojolion up to chapter 92 all in like 3 weeks, it was fun
Also we see the lovers pine at the end of chapter
Araki what’s with you and that tree
He "loves" it
Prolly
It also is in the center of the wall eyes where the corpse is hidden
So it’s important
I don't want that damn corpse to play a part in jjl
Imagine if they grafted the rokakaka on that tree
Head doctor is using johnnys corpse as an anti holy corpse and bringing all the back luck to everyone
Johnny is the doctor of mediocre head
Like love train but hate train
Actually cool idea
Anti christ corpse is such a great concept
would make sense
demons corpse
HD himself is the antichrist, actual satan
as the doctors body is pretty dry like cripple boy
Watch it end next chapter and araki makes a final page like with part 6 and explains all the unresolved plot points by making them more confusing
wat if joshu's mam is lucy's anti counterpart
Tbh Caato has so many parallels with Jolyne
Front the way she was sent in prison, to seeking freedom and revenge, even their hair and fucking green dolphin prison rly
@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 7 !
joshu tried to fist his mom like josuke

But jobin is more nasty
yep
I kinda hate jobin
jobin is confusing
Yea mitsuba mentioned it
Since she went home from the hospital something with an attack has being going on
Told you guys joshu is a good boy 😔
Joshu didn’t do anything bad except almost r yasuho by mistake and trying to umm him mom
i thought this was an actual drawing of joshu 
And jobin killed like what 4-5 people now
Ahahaha
Oijiro was a good way for us to get info about Kira but he’s dead so
jobin=pucci
everyone dies
THIS IS JUST A THEORY
A GAME THEORY
Rip Oijiro you were kinda cute I miss you
He was taken
speed king
@fluid vessel, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 6 !
After eating that demonic ass poisonous fruit
telepathic heat and speed
The heat is the result of the speed right
@lost slate that would be hilarious
That’s what I think the stand is
watch that be the explanation as soft and wet's bubbles are just string, who woulda thought
Yea but I think Josuke has some % Johnny somehow
So it makes sense for his stand to be connected to the spin
I think all the stands in this universe are grounded in the spin
how is nkc connected to spin at all

Well the spin had a role in awakening stands
you spin the nut to get the bolt into it
bruh
momento
what
or bolt spin to nut

stands are awakened by the devil's palm and the wall eyes
do you think Araki could bring up some stuff Kira did before he died to help the protagonists at some point?
i dont think so
and ball breaker was a stand that only spin masters could harness
id like to see more josefumi stuff though
stands themselves in the sbr/jjl universe arent connected to the spin
except in those examples
anyway i lowkey dont think that norisuke is gone yet
remember the scene we got right before the flashback?
He could’ve been knocked out like yasuho
But his eyes also turned gray so
speed king cant heat people up enough to kill them iirc
there's clearly something happening here
like an illusion
val speed king has already killed 2 people lol
surfer dude and his gf
they drowned
Speed King can make your blood vessels explode
#jojokes @fluid vessel
ok
ok mb

sorry for being a jjl snob
speedking literally touched his like, big artery on his neck, norisuke's dead
Gray eyes also kinda show a character is dead
Well
Also is the Higashikata estate a devils palm then
They have phone on their ear and speed king used thing and yeah
If they awaken their stands there
i think norisuke dying was an illusion
it's near the Shrine, so i guess it can count as a devil's palm
^
the wall eyes specifically actually
Imagine the ppl getting the corpse back
forgot one of the ears
And it’s still there
Lmfao
anyway i really do think norisuke dying was an illusion
because otherwise we wouldnt have gotten the thing w paper moon king
Well we thought Norisuke was yasuho
That’s a no I think
It’s still in a way possible since Norisuke didn’t loose an arm
And his corpse was missing an arm
Oh wait
Did someone exchange with Norisuke for a healthy arm
Yasuho?

And there’s a fruit and a corpse available
And tsurugi still is kinda willing to help her
boop
Are there any jobin poses yet?
Wtf minion norisuke
God I need a jojolion anime
@bright hedge, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 4 !
20 years
No
Please no
God I need a jojolion English release ffs
Am I correct in saying that in a year of releasing part 4
Theyve only managed to release sheer heart attack?
theyre on shigechi rn
why
How far behind are you @honest blaze
why didnt you 
Holy fucking shit
surprising almost no one
atleast yasuho is ok
I mean im surprised
It seemed like it woulda been too clear a path for araki to take
it's the obvious choice because it makes sense, subverting expectations for the sake of it makes no sense
@chilly sluice, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 1 !
Poor daiya tho huh
right GoT?
Maybe norisuke death is illusion
Sad to see your big brother kill your mf dad for what you perceive to be no reason
Pmk exaggerates damage
daiya can barely even see
Norisukes hand is being ripped off
Joshu vs Jobin come on
Had speed king on repeat this morning
Also was mitsuba saying that everything bad that’s happened in the house since the orchard fire has been HD’s fault?
@hoary sun, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 2 !
Such a sick song
orchard fire's a bit too far away, she wasn't there too
she means ever since she had her nosejob
new chapter was epic, the part when Jobin posed reminded me of Gio's pose during the white album fight
@cyan viper, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 1 !
Ohhh
since that's when all the bad stuff happened to her specifically
Wtf Jobin
So now this mfer is basically threatening his siblings with death if they don’t sit down and shut up, huh?
Wasn't he trying to prevent him from death
I think he meant like “come any closer and it’s the same for you”
That should be like number one on the list of 'how not to escalate an argument'
I wanna read and catch up but like, Middle of Scott pilgrim rn
I feel like joshu can beat sk easily
Maybe
youre like 9 chapters behind right
I just checked im 12 chaps behind
oh
Still aint a problem
Poke him with the heel
I would love to see hato and joshu vs jobin
do catch up when you can because 84 - now have been goat jojo
Daiya can make him forget about the fruit rn too
I want tsurugi to play a role in that fight
Since hes freaking out
i forget, what were King Bed's conditions for activation again?
worry about daiya
Yeah Jobin is definitely underestimating his siblings
But, I don't think they would fight him
haato definitely can take down jobin, given how fast walking heart is
So are we back to a new chapter every month?
yes
Looks like it
joshuu and jobin are at a stalemate since both stands are one touch kill stands
This person gets it
Same
I hope jobin gets like some kind of power up or something
but he can heat the stick
Hes not too intimidating rn lmao
i hope not
idk how he would get a stand evolution without it feeling kinda weird

@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 1 !
Requiem from rokakaka would be random and bad
i mean the coronation theory
Something to just boost it
jobin could fuse with kaato or the doctor
the coronation theory is fucking stupid
kaato + doctor = johnny + lucy(with TTR)
and jobin is right though, the fruit is the answer to their problems especially the curse, even norisuke agrees
what's wrong was that jobin killed people for it
He agrees with the killing lmao
oh nvm then
Mabye but like, don't kill ... yeah
Ugh don’t remind me that we barely got to see lucy use her tear knives
sad
How about female jotaro
hot
The right path according to jobin is murdering yasuho
The right path according to jobin is murdering yasuho
Requiems are poo poo
And then be killed by the hd
The right path according to jobin is murdering yasuho
@burnt pagoda, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 2 !
What has her name
kyo
And then be killed by the hd
kyo nijimura
i miss kyo
I want Kyo back
i miss joshu
Oh yeah
Y jousgay nat asking his sis 4 help
daiya erased all their memories
oh shit
Maybe he's not dead
Huh
tsurugi looks ded inside
no because right after this
daiya couldn't have erased their memories, as she talks about norisuke as if he's still alive
this happens
Daiya playing a role in the story????? Wild
diavolo eyes

I wanna see Josuke's hair tho
@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 3 !
yeah but like it just disturbs me
hopefully soon
wave check
his grandpa was willing to give himself up to fix tsurugi
@honest blaze I like your pp
And here he is shamelessly cleaning his corpse
Pfp*
"i like your pp" spoken like a true joshu
XD


joshu underrated

Joshu saved yasho
When, I don't remember
he kicked the phone to the outlet
Coochie Horse -> Yes You Hoe 
Did he?
yeah i think so
yes
hold on
Oh shit
Holy shit he really did
I missed that
I was reading it too fast
I think I'll read the chapters twice from now on
XD
It's obv now when I look at it
i read it slowly this time
since it was my first time reading a chapter when it came out lmao
Same
I read that page twice because i found it odd how they focused on joshu's foot
Then it hit me
Jobin was menacing as fuck, I loved it
Yeah especially the shot with the newspaper headlines
The moment everyone realised what really happened
One of the most powerful shots in all jojo
joshu did it cuz he want the female coochie horse
Joshu is an MVP for real
He really evolved throughout jojolion
He matured
If Joshu would have died in the Vitamin C fight, he would have not been here to save Yasuho-chan, take that Joshu haters
Is jojolion almost over?
Yes
1~2 more years
3 at max
So I mean
We need part 9
ig
just wait a couple years for araki to remember that he's middle aged
I personally think the final battle will be with Jobin now
i wouldnt lose sleep if jojo ended at 8 though
We need Yasuho with 2 arms that's what we need
Don’t know if part 9 will be about a AU Giorno or a AU Jolyne
@minor ore to do what 
But it’s gonna be In Italy
Combo of both
Araki just said he'd like to go back to italy again
i would love another italy part
IF part 9 were to ever happen
man youre making a lot of assumptions
The JoJo of part 9 is joshu's kid with yasuho
also, talk about part9 in #jojo-overall-discussion
take that joshu haters
it's messy enough here as is with the new chapter
joshu dumb
joshu cool and awesome
joshu good
joshu is a legend
joshu is my role model
same
so Jobin just killed his own father
i love how everyone is loving joshu after this chapter
lets talk about that
yes
If part 9 is in Italy then:
i always liked joshu
stop talking about part 9 here
italian joshu
this is part 8
No part 9 spoilers here pls
ok
joshu is weird but thats what i love about him
exactly
Ok 10 more chaptera
He reminds me of Juzo from danganronpa 3
part 9: lesbian mafia 
joshu just wants to date his favorite jpop idol
Chapters*
I cracked when he used NUTTKING to lick his big sis
wasn't even him
his hair is like epitaph
tsurugi brought the tongue
basically the entire fanbase hated him but he redeemed himself and became a fan favorite
what
i liked him since milagro man
Yes
i feel like part 8 has some weaker stand powers tbh
But pls don't post fried chicken
King Nothing was used really well
i mean he did try to rape yasuho but also did funny valentine to lucy and is a fan favorite villain
@rapid aspen, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 2 !
the yasuho rape thing was a misunderstanding
I just can't accept the fact that Norisuke is gone though :(
@tame tide 
I wonder about the Head Doctor however
like vitamin C was dope and so was Poor tom
he thought she was consenting to it
i love speed king's design
I can agree with vitamin c but poor tom was dogshit
and misheard josuke as i love u joshu
What's Speed King's stats ?
poor Tom be like: I'm baby
only like 2 p8 stands have stats
@tame tide still kinda rapey
stats don't matter no more
fun fun fun is my least favourite part 8 stand tbh
it's big brain tactics here on out
it probably has C or B
it's range is definitely A or B though
my least favorite is probably schott key 1
@minor ore i mean crazy diamond had a durability of b
that's the twin right
yeah
Yeah
the rock hand
diamond is breakable
oh yeah
Diamond is not unbreakable
And diamond is unbreakable
watch god come in and kill the head doctor
Part 8 FIN
Jesus is the doctor
This
okay so
What if Gappy had Crazy diamond
jesus comes in and fights the head doctor
is it fair for me to assume Jobin is going to be the antagonist
what if the head doctor is Johnny big plot twist
Jobin is the antagonist but not a villain
because this is some crazy noisy bizarre bullshit happening
No
he's the only one with dry rock skin
that joshu pic is cursed
not the Johnny we know but another Johnny from another universe
how
what
johnny is jonathan joestar
Ok
bruh
Kira from another universe would make the most sense though
Wait nvm
i saw that take
to get star platinum
Kira from a another universe should get star platinum
no
Kira is jotaro
no he isnt
doctor might be Koichi on stilts
Kira is holly's son
His mother is Holly joestar
yoshikage kira is yoshikage kira
the closest thing we get to jotaro
What about Josefumi
the biggest mystery of Jojolion is how Josefumi has the birthmark
we dont know his bloodline
we don't know anything about josefumi
I still want to believe that he is Joseph's son in this universe
Then we don’t know who Jotaro is
jotaro doesnt exist
Cause Irene universe is different
there is no jotaro
holy fuck
Oof
this isn't the ireneverse
I'm w8ing 4 xForts to make a video now
Jotaro got wiped out of existence
and tehre is no santa claus
Bruh
bruh
@pine palm how
Kira is Jotaro
Kira looks like Jotaro
no he doesnt
no
just, don't even try to pin any of the sbr-verse characters down with the original universe ones, you're just making trouble for yourself
He kind of do
you people are thick
just accept that they are their own characters
attitude yes but looks no
josefumi is josefumi
yes
Jotaro is Holly Joestar and Sadao Kujo's only son. there is no such person in this universe
how is this so difficult
Johnny from a another universe should get Hamon
no he shouldnt
what the hell is even happening in here
I don't see how Jobin is not the main villain rn
@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 4 !
Lv4?
yes

funny valentine never died new theory

ngl, joshu redemption arc looks kinda promising to me
yep
bc i heard a new chapter was gonna release this week
no
It did already. It's chapter 95.
chapters are monthly
it just came out
If the order is correct
that was gonna release
We have to wait 6-7 years until jojolion anime
sadly
damn yasuho has one arm now
That was her fapping hand
sad
poor yasuho
did rai go to prison or what
Prison
bc i read 20 chapters today including 95
Cardiac arrest
i forgot what his stand does
He could just string and fuck off from green dolphin jail
it's just uh
OH
@thorn pier, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 5 !
stone free 2
i remember
it's just jolyyne's stand
its stone free
yes
Rai has no pussy tho
mamezuku rai bizarre adventure
marai's bizzare adventure
If Rai is in prison
And he has stone free stand
Then that means
Rai masturbate in prison
he's gonna go Doggy Style in prison
i feel like the head doctor is the antagonist
@prisma lintel, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 4 !
but ik its jobin
2 antagonists
Female guard will caught rai
I mean, the Head Doctor is definitely gonna fight someone or something.
jojolion really isnt in the old formula
yes and the female guard looks like tom hanks
jojolion is the weirdest part
when i started i thought it was gonna be like diu
but i was wrong
It's better IMO.
way better
yep
jojolion is probably my favorite part ngl
same
Sbr is just so good.
mine is a tie between diu and stone ocean
seinen jojo is goat
Wow. I think that's an unpopular opinion. I don't mind though.
diu and so are cool
i just love all of the parts tbh
bc i like them all
Sbr is my favourite, but Stone Ocean isn’t too far behind it
everything past part 3 is great 
i liked part 2 and 3
Honestly though, the stand fights in the beginning of Jojolion kinda sucked.
i liked the beginning of jjl more
no but he died from trains
I thought JoJolion in general kinda sucked, until I went back and reread it
sbr had the boom boom arc
No hot pants cloud though
Everything until Rai's introduction was kinda bad. Yes?
nah
Please somebody
I'm just joking. But I like Rai
I'm the only one who noticed this
rai is one of the best part 8 characters for sure
Seriously araki might not do death clouds anymore :(
part 8 duwang
They're all really good though.
wait i forgot about death clouds
hot pants wasnt really all the important to the story
SEE?
thats why she didnt get a cloud
Wait what Rystar... Gyro had one, didn't he?
the 2 things i like in part 8 is kira and rai
yeah but he was really the only one who was important
No hot pants
the only p8 character i hate is tooru
No diego
i hate tooru so much
i kinda feel like he has something to do with the head doctor
diego was an antagonizing force though
I mean. Death clouds are there because the person that died means something to the main character.
for the most part
Araki might not do it again
That is not the case with hot pants or mountain tim.
Why do you dislike Tooru?
Rai death cloud
he gives off fuckboy energy
tooru is a douchebag
He is a fuckboy.
cant wait for gappy to fight him lmao
I kinda hate him too. But he's not a badly created character. I thought that was what you meant maybe.
Tooru emoji
araki made every character in jjl molest yasuho

nah i dont think hes a bad character
Gappy didn't molest yasuho dumb schmuck
he will
we havent really seen enough of him for me to say much about that yet
I mean he almost did.
Well, there was the boner hug scene
But hey, Yas prolly liked it
if he stays alive he will
good panel
She's blushing
not as bad as lucy steep tho
its not josukes fault he got a boner
steel
Vbro she got wet just reading josuke's texts
Def thirsty for josuke from the beginning
i think tooru is another personality for the head doctor
no
kinda like doppio
No
no
No








