jojolion

[minor ore]

Oh yea they’ve been doing it

[tame tide]

johnnys probably bones by now

[minor ore]

It’s just that johnnys corpse is still infinitely spinning which gives the power of exchange

[tame tide]

what

[minor ore]

Remember the caato flashback

[strange oyster]

I was thinking of a Giorno typed situation where the next Jojo is the offspring of someone hundreds of years old

[minor ore]

Where jobin went in the temple with johnnys corpse in it

[simple kraken]

Who's the kid

[kind owl]

@simple kraken, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 5 !

[simple kraken]

Well I hope it gets explained

[tame tide]

im gonna reread that chapter rq

[minor ore]

Yea also the lovers pine plays a role in this also

It’s been so heavily featured

It’s shown on some covers that soft and wet is fused with it

It also marks important locations since there’s 2

[simple kraken]

Wait can you refresh me on the lovers pine?

Is it that tree that's on covers?

[minor ore]

One above johnnys temple and grave and one above tsurugis basement

Yes

It’s the one with the weird spiky balls drawn as leaves

[tame tide]

are you sure johnnys corpse is in the place jobin went

[minor ore]

Yea? There’s a whole ass temple

In the flashback

[tame tide]

i thought its in shakedown road or some shit though

[simple kraken]

Is this lover's pine

Or is this just a tree

[tame tide]

thats just a palm

[simple kraken]

This is lover's pine though right

[tame tide]

thats lovers pine

[simple kraken]

I'm really excited to see how jojolion plays out

[tame tide]

its really cool to see a part conclude in real time

[minor ore]

I’m pretty sure that is johnnys grave

She mentions the shrine and Johnny

As if it’s johnnys shrine

And also jobin exchanges there

[strange oyster]

I can't believe Johnny cheated on Gyro

[minor ore]

Also the lovers pine

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 4 !

[tame tide]

she just remembered it though

johnny died on shakedown road so im guessing he was buried there, the joestar jizou is built there aswell

[minor ore]

What is that shrine in the estate then

That’s in the middle of the wall eyes

Below a tree related to johnnys backstory

[white beacon]

That's where he used the corpse for George2

Oh wait no

Where it was buried

I think

[tame tide]

how is lovers pine related to johnnys backstory again

yea

[minor ore]

I think he carries rina to the tree

Underneath where he hid the corpse

[tame tide]

he ran away w/ george to shakedown road

and died

idfk what the wall eyes shrine is for but i dont think johnny's in there

[minor ore]

Weird

Look at the tree

How is shakedown road so close to the estate

Also omg the ad 🤡

[tame tide]

is mangadex blocked where you live

[minor ore]

Wait so tsurgi

Lives in that tree

[tame tide]

under the tree

[minor ore]

But how is that possible

[tame tide]

theres a secret area under it

[minor ore]

Yea the hole

But isn’t the tree at the end of the cliff

[tame tide]

the hole connects into the basement

[minor ore]

Or are there more than 1?

[tame tide]

it is

[minor ore]

It used to be called the two trunk pine

But now there’s only 1

Also yea

Yea so there’s only 1 tree

Why is this tree so heavily mentioned in early jojolion and araki is bringing it back now on covers and in some of the recent chapters

It’s like the wall eyes

[simple kraken]

Yeah

This was on a really recent volume

We're at 23 volumes rn right

[minor ore]

Yea this tree seems to be a detail

That is like related to the wall eyes

I think it may be foreshadowing? Possible the Johnny situation repeating

Guess where we also see similar trees

Jesus trees

Yea someone has already made a map of the tree

Jojolion's end will define the meaning of life and Jesus Christ

[tame tide]

do you remember the chapters the devils palm stuff/ what happened to people who didnt escape got explained

[winter ridge]

idk, but i remember it was mountain tim

[kind owl]

@winter ridge, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 2 !

[winter ridge]

who said it

so probably around the tomb of the boom arc

[tame tide]

i saw some shit on twitter the other day

maybe the devils palm is related to the rock disease/rock humans in some way

[simple kraken]

If araki manages to tie 7 and 8 together in this way that would be awesome

Like, the trees, the wall eyes, the corpse, the rock disease

It would probably elevate 8 to the best part

[tame tide]

its already my favorite

i really hope he ends it as well as he does 7

maybe even better

[simple kraken]

Honestly it probably will end even better

If the answers to the mysteries all get revealed and everything gets tied together perfectly then it'll be the best ending

The boy who washed up needs explaining and the walleyes probably do as well

[robust ibex]

the wait is long

[tame tide]

not to be one of those people but im afraid that it might be forgotten about

who knows though

[simple kraken]

I don't think it will be, araki's actually brought back stuff from way back like ojirou

Also the pine has showed up really subtly throught jjl

[night moon]

okay

i really thing endless calamity is gonna be a btd type thing

[fluid vessel]

watch josuke have 360 waves

[karmic cloak]

https://twitter.com/ThisIsJobin/status/1240099837372182532?s=20

Ceo of beetles (@ThisIsJobin)

Jojolion Chapter 95 spoilers

Oh shit oh fuck

Twitter

[fluid vessel]

@karmic cloak ey yo men' das mad gey

[night moon]

hot

[simple kraken]

Is that tooru's hair or hat

[night moon]

jotaro b like

[fluid vessel]

weather report

[karmic cloak]

true

[fluid vessel]

hot

[karmic cloak]

pants

[fluid vessel]

dies

[karmic cloak]

at ram ranch

[fluid vessel]

wit' 3 nekid cowbois

[minor ore]

bad jojokes in chat

[fluid vessel]

[minor ore]

One Weather Man

[bright hedge]

Chapter 95 waiting room ahhh

I'm slowly going insane waiting for it

[fluid wren]

been a month and i havent read a single chapter

i need to catch up

6 chapters behind

[winter ridge]

yeah i know i shouldnt be here, im just finished doobie wah

but i decided to start reading in b&w so that the change after ~chapter 60 wouldnt be so jarring

also i have a question: why did tsurugi attack and kidnap yasuho the first time again?

why did he also attack josuke? ]

[simple kraken]

Can't remember

[winter ridge]

i tried reading the wiki, and it just said it was a "mean prank"

[karmic cloak]

she was kidnap cause Yotsuyu asked him to do it

[night moon]

i cant wait for it

rip

[simple kraken]

3 hours until the harvest right?

Damn a lot must happen in 3 hours

[lost slate]

it's happening tomorrow

hopefully it's a good chapter

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 4 !

[minor ore]

https://youtu.be/EQoyL96fpj0

guys omg watch this

it has a twist in the plot

(its a shitpost but)

[bright hedge]

"I'm not a good person" lmaooo

Have we seen any sort of colouring of tooru?

Bruh wtf was that

[simple kraken]

Tooru is like 10 chapters past the last colored chapter

[bright hedge]

Not had any volume covers with him either?

I have no evidence to back this up at all

[kind owl]

@bright hedge, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 1 !

[bright hedge]

But I see most people take king nothing (the stand) to mean norisuke will die

What if, since everything he does is for his family etc, he is actually the only higashikata to live

And he sees his whole family die, or at least torn apart completely with a few deaths

I'm not sure I believe in this but it'd be an interesting twist imo

I think this would truly make him King Nothing

[karmic cloak]

imagine only reading the colored scans

[kind owl]

@karmic cloak, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 2 !

[queen fox]

imagine not reading Jojolion because it's not finished

[minor ore]

tbh the colored looks so much worse

[pulsar yoke]

is there new stuff, or we still on hiatus?

[kind owl]

@pulsar yoke, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 1 !

[minor ore]

tomorrow

[white beacon]

says the guy using a coloured josuke pfp

[minor ore]

[karmic cloak]

i mean i like the colored but they are kinda late to the normal scan so fuck it

[glass lily]

I wonder why it's taken so long for them to make new coloured chapters

[minor ore]

I mean coloring takes time

[daring bear]

I've tried coloring panels, it takes forever

[white beacon]

it's not that it's taking so long, it's that it would be bad if they caught up with the latest chapters

if they caught up, then people would be more likely to wait a little bit more for it, rather than buy the b/w physicals

[glass lily]

that explains it

[white beacon]

it's kinda similar to how some animes that are from manga take forever to get a new season, especially with ones who have taken a lot of hiatuses so there's not much material to go through

[daring bear]

Ah that explains a lot

[minor ore]

I hope part 9’s protagonist is Araki himself

[glass lily]

Rohan is basically already araki's self insert character

[kind owl]

@glass lily, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 2 !

[minor ore]

True that

[glass lily]

I don't want to even think about part 9 since I never want part 8 to end

[daring bear]

But It's gonna be cool to experience a new part

Just imagine the hype when the first chapter comes

[minor ore]

Part 8 is good, I don’t get the hate

[orchid fable]

Because they don’t know how to read

[minor ore]

I mean a lot of hate comes from Japanese fans apparently

On 2ch and such

[daring bear]

Part 8 is just different so peeps don't like that

[minor ore]

So far it is maturely written which I want out of my series

[daring bear]

Same

Think it's my fav part

[north flame]

tomorrow new chapters?

[glass lily]

most likely

[daring bear]

Oh yeah I forgot

[minor ore]

Raws yet?

im pretty sure the person in here from last time has the chapter already but idk if i should @ them

lul

Do it

@minor ore

[white beacon]

can someone refresh me a bit, what does I Am A Rock do?

[minor ore]

Makes objects come towards you

Iirc

[white beacon]

ohhhhhh

huh, damn i guess my hunch was right that it was like that

i remembered my love for yotsuyu then i remembered his stand and thought that it's kinda similar to akefu's stand

[minor ore]

Oh yeah it is

Huh

There's probably a difference in the details

Like how goo goo dolls and little feet are similar yet different

[tame tide]

Raws yet?
raws should drop in ~3hrs

[minor ore]

Raw 😳

[upper knoll]

2 edited into 4

day ruined

EDITED INTO 3

DAY MADE

[minor ore]

are raws out?

[tame tide]

[upper knoll]

bro it was said a minute earilier

[minor ore]

are raws out?

[young meteor]

@upper knoll Nice pfp

[upper knoll]

ty

[young meteor]

[thorn pier]

if raws come out in... 2 hours, when are scans presumed to come out?

[minor ore]

When norisuke finds the poop sock :joshuhype:

[night moon]

oh shit are they out yet

[lost slate]

They come out when they come out

[thorn pier]

OK. So when.

[minor ore]

Uh oh!! You forgot to put a question mark.... Therefore no one can answer your question because it's not a question!

[young meteor]

🤨

[thorn pier]

OK, that's cool. I'll just ask again.

So when do the scans for Jojolion Chapter 95: Endless Disaster Part 1 come out presumably?

[fluid vessel]

watch gappy be gay

[tame tide]

today

[thorn pier]

fuck I knew I should've been more specific.

So in how many hours do the scans for Jojolion Chapter 95: Endless Disaster Part 1 come out today presumably?

[kind owl]

@thorn pier, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 1 !

[tame tide]

like 1-2

[thorn pier]

OK. Thanks.

[thorn pier]

but hey, ping me when it's out.

[night moon]

theyre not gonna be translated tho right?

[tame tide]

no

[night moon]

cool

time to duolingo

[lost slate]

lol

I'm reading raws because I can't wait for translation

and my Japanese is competent enough

[robust ibex]

i think the translated scans will be on mangadex by nighttime where i live

maybe 4 to 9pm central

idk what time that is elsewhere

[supple totem]

is there noone that has the jappanese?

[lost slate]

They might be posted on an imageboard site like 2ch

I don't know where to look

[minor ore]

Update on the chapter release?

[thorn pier]

yes please.

[minor ore]

Uhhh still not out

Translations that is

nobody has the link for raws yet?

[coral cliff]

I have some idea of what the Head Doctor's stand ability is precisely

[minor ore]

i think ik someone who has them but should i @ them

[coral cliff]

I believe that the primary ability of the Head Doctor's stand is kinetic manipulation

[minor ore]

should i do it 👀

[coral cliff]

That is, the ability to change the momentum of objects

[minor ore]

@lunar osprey yo, do you have the link to the raws like last time homie?

[lunar osprey]

i'm uploading the whole magazine on nyaa in a bit

[minor ore]

[white beacon]

time to bail

[bright hedge]

aaaaaaaa I can't wait

[lunar osprey]

its up

[night moon]

where

where

[tame tide]

link

[minor ore]

Fuck

Fuck

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[night moon]

LINK BRO LINK

[coral cliff]

Guys

What if Tooru is the Head Doctor

[tame tide]

no

[kind owl]

@tame tide, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 15 !

[night moon]

this has already been disproven

[minor ore]

[coral cliff]

How exactly?

[tame tide]

theyve literally been in the same panel

and picture

[coral cliff]

No, listen

I believe that the "Head Doctor" is an illusion

Created by the stand we see in the stairwell

[night moon]

yeah ok u could be right

him being an illusion is my theory too

[coral cliff]

Listen

I think I know what the trigger for Tooru's stand is

Basically, it creates the illusion of an old man

The stand can only begin its attack when the victims believe that this old man is the head doctor

Think about all the times we see it attack

First, when Josuke and Rai go to pursue the old man in the stairway

They're pursuing him because they think he's the head doctor

Or, when they resolve to go attend a lecture of his

They're likely thinking that they'll be encountering the old man

[tame tide]

did mitsuba know its the hd

[coral cliff]

Yeah

She says "it's the head doctor" or something

And when she acknowledges that fact, the stand is able to attack

[night moon]

i think we’re getting time fuckery this arc

[coral cliff]

But then let's say that Tooru is the true villain of JoJolion

Why is he so interested in Yasuho?

[night moon]

bc she’s hot

[coral cliff]

Could it be that there's more to Yasuho than we think there is?

[night moon]

bc she’s hot

[coral cliff]

Hear me out

Why is Yasuho a stand user?

[tame tide]

because she went by the wall eyes

[night moon]

she visited the wall eyes

[white beacon]

she got them bit by them rocko wallies

[coral cliff]

I forgot

Sorry

wait, you said there's timefuckery in this arc, right?

[white beacon]

but also, yasuho has had run ins with rockies in the past

with her hairclip and stuff

[night moon]

that’s my prediction

[coral cliff]

What if the Head Doctor's stand ability is to send his stand into the past and change things?

[night moon]

just bc of endless and calamity

[tame tide]

how doesthat make sense

[coral cliff]

Maybe that's why the Higashikatas are going to become all calm and stuff

Because the Head Doctor changed something in the past

[night moon]

@lunar osprey where’s the liiiink

[tame tide]

i guess his ability has something to do with luck, tying into the whole jobin speech and jesus corpse

[lunar osprey]

take a guess

i said its on nyaa

im not linking piracy links here lol

[tame tide]

please dm me

[white beacon]

you can though

oh but like, don't tell anyone i, a former mod, said you can

[minor ore]

yeah my dms are open for piracy links

pls

[night moon]

so are mine

https://nyaa.iss.one/view/1230047

[tame tide]

thank you

[minor ore]

[night moon]

i can’t fucking open it on phone tho

[white beacon]

okay now i really need to bounce i ain't gonna have this

also something to note that main villain guy might not be a time user since valentine(main) is a space user but ringo(minor) is a time user

but could be wrong

[minor ore]

okie how do i access this stuff bruv

[night moon]

i’m thinking dimensional stuff may be the villain motif of the sbr verse

[minor ore]

im so confused

[night moon]

download it

lol

[tame tide]

please tag if youre gonna talk about it btw

[night moon]

obviously

i’m not reading it yet, i don’t trust my japanese enough

it’s my lunch break rn and this is what i’m doing

[heavy ledge]

just opened the archive but i obviously know 0 japanese so im just gonna have a look at the images and figure it out

[minor ore]

idek how to torrent so im just waiting

[night moon]

im getting it dw

[heavy ledge]

its easy you just install the torrent app then double click on the magnet, it will open the app and start downloading

[minor ore]

[night moon]

here ill just upload it

fuck my default browser is messed up

hang on

oop its too big

ahh well more for me

[minor ore]

[bright hedge]

put it in a google drive link @night moon

[night moon]

got it

[minor ore]

JOJOLION IS THE FUCKING BEST

[night moon]

its uploading

[minor ore]

how many pages is it?

if you don't mind me asking

[night moon]

48

[minor ore]

thanks!

[night moon]

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1mQQJsRcekxsI__6SPy6AW2LU4CwcwQbW/view?usp=sharing

@minor ore

[minor ore]

THANK

[bright hedge]

Hnghh

Do I wait

aaaaaaaa

[minor ore]

you can visually understand it

but I'm sure the dialouge will ad a lot

add

[tame tide]

i feel like a lot of shits gonna go down so ill just wait for when i can actually read it lol

[night moon]

OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT

[bright hedge]

I think I'll wait

[night moon]

||SHES SAFE BOYS SHES SAFE||

||NO WAIT FUCK NO NO NO||

[minor ore]

why can't I open the link to the raws?

[lofty matrix]

Yeah me too weird

[minor ore]

I only get this

[night moon]

||JOBIN IS THE MAIN VILLAIN HOLY SHIT||

yeah its not gonna work on ios

[grizzled pilot]

can you open CBZ files

[night moon]

you need a comic book reader

[minor ore]

android

[grizzled pilot]

that;d do it

[night moon]

ok so chapter summary:

[minor ore]

Is it out or only raws?

[night moon]

||norisuke is dead, yasuho is safe, the family saw jobin kill norisuke||

[minor ore]

Raws

what the Fuck

[night moon]

god what the fuck araki

[minor ore]

how good is the chapter?

[lofty matrix]

Wow

[night moon]

it's really fucking good

the story borderline 180s

[lofty matrix]

Well it won’t come out until tomorrow or Friday

[night moon]

||jobin is basically holding the rest of the family hostage||

||rip best dad||

[minor ore]

WHATTTTTTTT

AGHHHHHHHHHHH

[grizzled pilot]

seed damnit

[night moon]

this chapter got me crying

[minor ore]

I have not read it yet but I hope Araki went all out with this chapter

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 1 !

[night moon]

||theres no doubt on jobin being the main villain now||

[minor ore]

something Steel Ball Run tier

[late wyvern]

wait is it out

[night moon]

i just uploaded the file

ill send the link again

[grizzled pilot]

chapter raws are out

[late wyvern]

niceeeeee

[night moon]

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1mQQJsRcekxsI__6SPy6AW2LU4CwcwQbW/view?usp=sharing

[minor ore]

but it doesn't work

[grizzled pilot]

i dont think you're allowed actually

[tame tide]

is it chapter 92 levels of hype

[grizzled pilot]

but whatever i aint gonna stop you

[minor ore]

seems like it

[night moon]

it's less hype and more extremely depressing

with a massive cliffhanger

[tame tide]

oh

atleast there's no hiatus this time right

[runic shoal]

@tawny gust

JOJOLION

[tawny gust]

haha

[runic shoal]

[calm oar]

what should i use to open the scan

[tawny gust]

it is me

cringe normie fan

[night moon]

||hes just chillin, leave him be||

[calm oar]

@night moon

[tawny gust]

if only i could read

[calm oar]

what are you using

to open it

[night moon]

im using CDisplayX

[calm oar]

thanks bro

[minor ore]

How long will translations take

[tawny gust]

at least 3

[tawny gust]

is that the cover

or

[grizzled pilot]

yes

[tawny gust]

he got da frito on his eye

[night moon]

it's funny how that's the cover when hes not even in the chapter

[tawny gust]

is he not

[minor ore]

3 hours you said

[tawny gust]

Stragne

[minor ore]

is the team who do the translations awake

[grizzled pilot]

god my japanese is so terrible

scanslations guys got the raws a long time ago lol

or maybe they just leaked early this month

[minor ore]

[night moon]

i have decent japanese skill but i can barely read this

[grizzled pilot]

either way they're already on the job dw

[night moon]

i'm really glad ||norisuke|| didn't hesitate to ||save yasuho||

[tawny gust]

how

do i READ

[night moon]

||CX is in for a surprise||

[grizzled pilot]

||yooooooooo||

[minor ore]

||so Yasuho safe||

[runic shoal]

Yeah and when ||i didnt read the chapter|| used his ||waiting for translations|| to kill ||cant wait for march 20th||

[night moon]

images taken moments before disaster

[tawny mist]

any eta on the translation?

[grizzled pilot]

well piss

[tawny gust]

yeah and the part where ||please come soooner||

yeah

bro

[cedar relic]

Oh fuck

[night moon]

||RIP Norisuke, not only the best Jojolion dad, but the best JoJo dad||

[grizzled pilot]

[minor ore]

[cedar relic]

[kind owl]

@cedar relic, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 1 !

[minor ore]

why cant i just instantly know japanese

i know most hiragana

struggle with katakana

[grizzled pilot]

dont have the slightest clue what he's talking about here

[cedar relic]

🥺

[grizzled pilot]

spotted

shoulda tagged that sorry

[night moon]

ooop i was wrong he is in this chapter

||ok i feel like the head doctor might be affecting jobin in some way||

[calm oar]

i already made funny meme

but its not funny

[night moon]

F

[grizzled pilot]

first new chapter meme congrats

F

[thorn pier]

Oh no. I saw some of those pictures.

When do translations come out pls.

WAIT. MAMEZUKU IS IN THIS CHAPTER?

YES...!

[grizzled pilot]

whenever

(and only for one panel sorry bro)

[thorn pier]

bruh

OK I should leave this channel until translations come out I guess.

To avoid the spoilers.

[night moon]

@grizzled pilot

[grizzled pilot]

[night moon]

hey we get a new sadjobin face!

[late wyvern]

gonna leave this channel until i read it

[grizzled pilot]

yay....

[late wyvern]

thisll be good 👀

[minor ore]

MITSUUUUUBAAAAAAAAAA
THE BEETLES ARE ESCAPING PLEASE GRAB THEM PLEASE THIS IS IMPORTANT PLEASE MITSUBA YOU HAVE TO PICK THEM ALL UP

[final hawk]

bruh

[grizzled pilot]

:NorisukeBruh:

[minor ore]

jobin is canceled

[grizzled pilot]

he fuckin is

||my favourite JJL stand... just like that||

[minor ore]

used for a bad deed

[grizzled pilot]

||we knew it was coming but aaaaAAAAAA||

[minor ore]

not so cheap

||yes i am idk why but i was so hoping yasuho was going to be the one to die aaaa||

fuck man

i heard hes going to have another hiatus

[noble haven]

Good news everyone

[heavy ledge]

can you open CBZ files
@grizzled pilot you have to open the file using winrar and you can see the jpgs inside

[night moon]

gonna be blaring king nothing tonigh

[grizzled pilot]

yeah or get a dedicated reader

like mcomix or whatever

[tame tide]

how long do translations usually take again

[grizzled pilot]

whenever

[tame tide]

damn

[grizzled pilot]

not very long tho

[thorn pier]

ok please ping me when they're out

[tame tide]

me too

[minor ore]

ping me when raws will be out on something that doesn't require half an hour to open

[near cedar]

So it's out

[minor ore]

wonder why we don’t have a pingable role like other servers

[tame tide]

steph uploaded it on google drive

[minor ore]

on google drive it takes too much time

[grizzled pilot]

lul

[near cedar]

It takes so long even Speedwagon is afraid

[grizzled pilot]

@chapters should be a thing

[night moon]

they should put the translation in the announcement

s

[grizzled pilot]

or something idk

[heavy ledge]

we desperately need a role for times like these

[near cedar]

Yes

[kind owl]

@near cedar, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 22 !

[night moon]

when r we gonna get jjl roles

[near cedar]

Let us vote

[minor ore]

put it in suggestion channel

[minor ore]

Chapter translated yet?

[grizzled pilot]

nope!

[minor ore]

ummm

i-

the raws

||is jobin rly gonna become the main villain||

[grizzled pilot]

looking like it!

[night moon]

^^^^^

CX why so much enthusasm

[minor ore]

||i knew norisuke was going to die but no hes my favorite jojo dad||

[grizzled pilot]

so they can beat his ass later

and ||RIP my man ||

[minor ore]

araki gonna go on another hiatus im sure

this is gonna drag so much but corona is a thing

[karmic cloak]

i want to check the raw but at the same time i want to wait for the scanlation oof

i just know that its a longer chapter , 47 pages i think

[grizzled pilot]

as long as everything is fine at LLC then i don't think that we'll miss a month or anything

[thorn pier]

eeueheueeh I need the scannn

[minor ore]

Why does this crap take ages

[thorn pier]

Yeah I don't know. I thought people were good at japanese?

[minor ore]

Literally just erase and insert text in MS paint

Do it in 20 mins max

[thorn pier]

yeah lol

[bright hedge]

Yikes

Just be patient lmao

[thorn pier]

Yeah I respect the translators, it probably takes much more than I think for reasons unknown to me.

But still, I'm just excited.

[minor ore]

Being patient isn't an option for me

[tame tide]

ig localization takes a while

[minor ore]

I either read it in the next 20-30 minutes or i have to wait until 9AM tomorrow

[bright hedge]

Then just read it 9am tomorrow

[kind owl]

@bright hedge, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 2 !

[minor ore]

translate it youself

if its that easy

20 mins

Imagine learning japanese

[bright hedge]

No use getting angry at people who are doing this shit for free

Also I'm very probably wrong?

[minor ore]

Me get angry!!!!!!! Grrrrrrr

[bright hedge]

But don't translators have to redo all the lines?

Since they actual magazines are done on shitty paper

So the scans are bad

Maybe?

[tame tide]

nah

[minor ore]

Scans ≠ translations

Scans are already out i think

[tacit cairn]

I was thinking

[minor ore]

so its a 46 page chapter

imagine thinking

[tacit cairn]

Isn't satoru akefu similar to the general in part 2?

[kind owl]

@tacit cairn, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 1 !

[minor ore]

Today's latency is highly unusual though

Usually they're out 3 hours earlier

Sometimes more

[bright hedge]

Idk when they're usually out tbh

It's just because it's been 2 months instead of 1

That I'm so hyped this time

[minor ore]

I've been waiting on jjl chaps for awhile and they're usually out in the early evening or late afternoon my time

It's fucking night now though

I don't have much time left on here

[coral cliff]

So, I already posted my theory that Tooru is secretly the head doctor

And that his stand creates the illusion of the old man

And that the trigger for his stand to begin its attack is when someone believes that the old man is the head doctor

So, here's what I think Tooru's plan is

Tooru is going to be another morally ambiguous villain, similar to Funny Valentine

His plan is, at his lecture, to reveal the Rokakaka fruit to the world, and how he is developing a serum that can replicate its effects

He believes that neither the Rock Humans nor the Higashikata Household should have exclusive access to the Rokakaka, and the fact that they're hoarding it for themselves is an act of selfishness

The Rock Humans are currently unaware that Tooru plans to do this

[minor ore]

sorry to break it to you but

[coral cliff]

He was putting on a facade so that they'd let him have access to the fruit

[minor ore]

||jobin is the main villain||

new chapter

[coral cliff]

Sorry, what?

Is it translated?

[minor ore]

no but its out in japanese

[coral cliff]

What happens?

Tell me

[minor ore]

||jobin kills norisuke in front of the family but norisuke manages to save yasuho before that||

[lofty matrix]

I wonder how the reaction with the Higashikata reaction in this chapter

Oh ok

Gotcha

[copper jay]

Does anyone have the chapter yet, the website im using is still not translated

[minor ore]

no

[coral cliff]

Then why is everybody so damn calm

[minor ore]

thats what im asking too

[copper jay]

Wait what

[minor ore]

anna oop-

[thorn pier]

Did you just. Spoil it

[kind owl]

@thorn pier, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 2 !

[coral cliff]

He put spoiler tags

How is that spoiling it

[thorn pier]

Oh OK so why did you say Norisuke was dying?

[copper jay]

I didnt read any of todays text

[minor ore]

also norisuke death was revealed in 83 lmfao

[copper jay]

Avoiding spoilers

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 5 !

[copper jay]

Oh wait

Shit i forgot about that

[thorn pier]

Yeah but I couldn't have known it actually happened today.

[minor ore]

yall rly clowning

[thorn pier]

Besides, there's that theory it's yasuho. Remember?

Paper Moon King exists, remember?

[minor ore]

theories and facts are 2 things

[coral cliff]

NEW CHAPTER SPOILERS
||Just because Jobin killed Norisuke doesn't make him the main villain||

[kind owl]

@coral cliff, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 5 !

[minor ore]

||oh he bouta threated the family or force daiya to erase their memories||

[thorn pier]

OK so wait S P E E D W E E D didn't just spoil that Norisuke dies this chapter. He doesn't die this chapter? Or does he and he didn't spoil it? Actually don't tell me.

[near cedar]

Yes no yes no yes no

No yes yesd

Idk

:P

[coral cliff]

I said "NEW CHAPTER SPOILERS'

[thorn pier]

Did you just tell me the truth? Or are you joking? Or are you telling the truth but pretending to be joking? Actually don't tell me.

[coral cliff]

And I put spoiler tags

[thorn pier]

Yes but I did not even read that.

[hexed silo]

is the new chapter out yet?

[kind owl]

@hexed silo, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 7 !

[hexed silo]

where are people reading it

[thorn pier]

Yes but not in english :p

[hexed silo]

fuuuck

ok

[thorn pier]

join me as we wait for the new chapter

here.

and do nothing.

[coral cliff]

What the hell is Speed King's true ability

[thorn pier]

Is that spoiling?

[coral cliff]

No it's not

[thorn pier]

👀

OK. Cool.

[coral cliff]

I'm just asking because reasons

[thorn pier]

But I didn't know it had another ability.

I guess it has to if Jobin's the big baddie.

[minor ore]

apparently it has a second secret ability

but its prolly the insta kill one

[thorn pier]

Where was that revealed?

[minor ore]

earlier on

[thorn pier]

Oh yeah. With the Fun Fun Fun guy.

[coral cliff]

It's been said that the ability to speed up objects is simply one application of Speed King's true ability

[thorn pier]

Right?

[minor ore]

yea i think

[coral cliff]

And that Jobin hides his stand ability from everyone

Which is pretty smart

[near cedar]

Jobin ain't big bad

He is a Diego

At most

[coral cliff]

Yeah

[thorn pier]

Are you sure? Now, I didn't read the latest chapter, but currently that does not seem to be the case.

[coral cliff]

Well, some things happen in the new chapter

Some things that are very interesting

That involve Jobin

[thorn pier]

The HD and Jobin are related in some way, yes?

Don't tell me actually.

[minor ore]

they work together in the rokakaka trade but they are not related? which was also revealed early on

[thorn pier]

I don't mean related as in by blood.

But I mean that they were working closer together than expected.

Maybe

Or maybe not. Maybe the HD is just the big bad.

[minor ore]

like the vitamin c dude and i am a rock dude

[thorn pier]

yeah what about them?

[minor ore]

that would be cool

i mean if they worked together like that

[thorn pier]

Oh yeah.

Yes.

[minor ore]

time to force myself to sleep so i can read the chapter tmr morning

[thorn pier]

Time to stay up all night waiting for the chapter.

[minor ore]

cya

[simple kraken]

How long is the newest chapter

[minor ore]

48 pages i think

[simple kraken]

Goos

Good*

[minor ore]

47

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 1 !

[frosty stone]

Hearing about what happens in the upcoming chapter, I have this to say:
||"Where's your crown, King Nothing?"||

[tame tide]

https://twitter.com/Kewl0210/status/1240370375797739526?s=20

Kewl0210 (@Kewl0210)

If anyone's wondering the Jojolion chapter should be done in a few hours or so once folks are off of work and we can get it typeset and checked.

Twitter

[thorn pier]

FEW HOURS?

...

Yeah alright. Maybe I should just go to bed.

Or not stay up all night baby

[minor ore]

any new link for raws?

[winter ridge]

I just want to say that it was so cool when aisho dainenjiyama stepped on the origami frog/paisley park

because that simultaenously activated all 3 of their stands to attach each other

doobie wah now targeted both Yasuho and Tsurugi because it was both of their stands that he touched,
paper moon king made all the leaves look like more frogs,
and pasiley park was able to search his id and stuff

[minor ore]

Damn i didnt even think about that

Good catch

[karmic cloak]

@minor ore https://drive.google.com/file/d/1mQQJsRcekxsI__6SPy6AW2LU4CwcwQbW/view

[willow zealot]

soooo

around the 24th?

[minor ore]

||I am kinda disappointed about Joshu not doing anything about Yasuho||

[supple totem]

wait is all the pages in that document?

[kind owl]

@supple totem, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 2 !

[minor ore]

yeah

[supple totem]

when i first opened it it had some other manga

[tame tide]

its the whole magazine

[supple totem]

how am i supposed to find jojolion in over 1000 pages

[late whale]

oof

[supple totem]

733 to be exact

[karmic cloak]

i mean skip some of them its not hard to find

unless you are using a windows 98 pc

[night urchin]

||So that really WAS Norisuke, and he was killed because Jobin wants to hunt down and kill Yasuho, right?||

[wet pulsar]

New jojolion this month or next month?

[daring bear]

this month

maybe today

[night urchin]

According to translators it's gonna be probably within the next hour

[daring bear]

awesome

[queen fox]

||WOW||

Spoilers ||WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF, he straight up killed Norisuke||

[daring bear]

AH

must not click

[queen fox]

https://drive.google.com/drive/u/0/folders/13wPIk6MMYOIdTy6dimXtVeQ-USAH-2bZ

here is a drive link of the raws

[minor ore]

||L FOR ANYONE WHO SAID YASUHO WAS GONNA DIE HOLD THIS BIG L LMAOOOOO||

LMAOOOOO

[frosty stone]

||Norisuke Stans: ||

[minor ore]

[night urchin]

||We all knew it would happen but my god, like this?||

[heavy ledge]

must not click x2

[simple kraken]

||damn it sucks that norisuke died but this means that we're pretty close to the end if recurring characters start dying||

[final hawk]

[minor ore]

||so now that Norisuke is dead and tsurgis disease is getting severe will they use Norisukes corpse to transfer the disease ||

||that would explain why he was cured in the flash forward or also since we didn’t see jobin in the flash back could he been used to transfer the disease? As payback by the other family members ||

[lofty matrix]

Yeah wait for English translation

[tame tide]

any minute now

[minor ore]

Ugh we praying

[thorn pier]

eeeeuehueheu I can't wait

[kind owl]

@thorn pier, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 3 !

[minor ore]

this chapter gonna kick off the endgame

||time for araki to go on a killing spree ||

[simple kraken]

He better leave yasuho alone

Well

[minor ore]

Let’s hope

[simple kraken]

Yeah

I'd be fine with mamezuku dying, in fact I think that'll probably happen

[minor ore]

||From the panels but I’ll have to wait for official translation is that my guess will be that the family will use jobin to cure tsurugi which will in term bring Caato back wanting revenge ||

[simple kraken]

Are we in the 2nd to last arc

[minor ore]

I think so tbh

Head doctor hasn’t done anything major yet

Im waiting for him to snap

It’s just a lot going on and a lot of plot points that need to be connected

[simple kraken]

Yeah

[minor ore]

Tooru? Caato? The new fruit? Holys and Josukes exchange/ new type of disease (the moving rocks)? Yasuho is she dead or nah? Where is kyo and why was she entirely deleted from the universe and existence?

[lofty matrix]

I’m pretty sure near the end of Jojolion

[tame tide]

translations are nearly done

[minor ore]

Oh nice

[lofty matrix]

Dope cover

[minor ore]

The art style is getting better and better

And the lips bigger and juicer

The death rate also has risen by 70% chance

[simple kraken]

Yasuho will probably live

[tame tide]

the muscles are super sexy again too

[minor ore]

Jojolion endgame stuff

Or JoJo in general

When the art style suddenly evolves

[simple kraken]

Speed King is really dangerous

[minor ore]

Speed king already almost killed yasuho

Should’ve killed her then

She can’t escape twice or can she

[tame tide]

hirose plot armor

[minor ore]

[lofty matrix]

The art style has been always getting good in all parts

Too

[minor ore]

Yea at the end of sbr when the art peaked for me

That final chapter cover

[tame tide]

im not ready to see jjl end

[minor ore]

Same but also I’m ready for a fresh beginning

If araki doesn’t retire

[tame tide]

hopefully

[minor ore]

If he’s staying relatively healthy and still enjoying it

[lofty matrix]

I’m pretty sure this is the last part of JOJO I think

[minor ore]

I don’t have high hopes tho I think he will stick to 1 shots

[tame tide]

im guessing we'll get a part 9 but idk

[night urchin]

Is the chapter out?

[tame tide]

he has talked about it

no

[lofty matrix]

Maybe

[simple kraken]

He'll go unto fashion design

and bring a new age of fashion

[minor ore]

Imagine lead designer of gucci araki

They already pull so much inspiration from him

And they collabed

[tame tide]

mens fashion is pretty fucking boring so yes please

[minor ore]

Oh yea

I wanna be walking around in my cheese hole suit with my sailor hat on and my blue nails

[lofty matrix]

I can’t wait for them to animate this part but that will take a while

[minor ore]

And elf shoes*

[simple kraken]

Prosciutto's suit would look awesome

[minor ore]

I’m more hyped for part 6 anime since it will work better

If it happens

[tame tide]

i dont see why they wouldnt

[minor ore]

The beginning will have to be 16+

[tame tide]

we already had the alessi episode

[heavy ledge]

Lets animate ourselves. Coronavirus wont stop us

[minor ore]

I’m wondering about kyo being naked in jojolion beginnning

[tame tide]

what

[minor ore]

Imagine that

Wasn’t she the bait used by oijiro

[tame tide]

no??

[minor ore]

In the bathtub

[simple kraken]

No it was a different ladu

[tame tide]

that was just a random lady on vacation

[simple kraken]

Lady

[minor ore]

Wasn’t that her omg

🤡🤡🤡

[heavy ledge]

Its just nipples i dont see why not. They can always put some shadows on the coochie

[minor ore]

The art style confuses

Me

[tame tide]

we'll see what they do for lucy valentine scene

[minor ore]

Omg no I was reading that one in the bus

And a girl sitting next to me saw it

The judgement

Don’t read JoJo in public

[tame tide]

dr wu was a fun one to read in public

[heavy ledge]

Valentines ripped body doesnt allow you to pay attention to the plot so hopefully she didnt notice(?)

[minor ore]

Omg so it wasn’t kyo

My mind

That would’ve been borderline incest so thankfully not

Also

||why is Josuke on the cover when he is not even in the chapter ||

[drowsy fog]

New chapter out already?

[lofty matrix]

Not yet a couple of two more hours or tomorrow

[drowsy fog]

frick

ok Im gonna sleep and hopefully fresh jojolion when i wake up

[minor ore]

😔

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 6 !

[minor ore]

I tried that

It didn’t work

[grizzled pilot]

josuke's ||in one panel lol||

[minor ore]

||jobin being intimidating would’ve been a cooler chapter or a family photo with Norisuke missing ||

Like kyo was erased

Omg imagine when a character dies they get deleted from that family photo

The one where kyo is missing

😔that would be so cool

[queen fox]

@minor ore that’d be Bizarre but make a bunch of sense since the family is already pretty cursed

[minor ore]

You think your family has issues? Just look at the Higashikata family

They have it all from diseases to curses to rituals where you have to cross dress

And most importantly joshu

Also half of the people in the family are shady as fuck and doing shady businesses

[copper jay]

Can someone link me the new chapter translated? The website im using still doesnt have it yet

[kind owl]

@copper jay, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 1 !

[tame tide]

it is not translated

[copper jay]

I thought it already was for some people

Lol the gangster rank shouldve had Mista for level 4 instead of Narancia

[minor ore]

[thorn pier]

That Kewl guy on twitter said they're almost done.

And that was 30 minutes ago.

[robust ibex]

||at least yasuho isnt fucking dead||

[bright hedge]

Can someone ping me when it's out btw?

[tame tide]

will do

[karmic cloak]

you can also follow Kewl0210 on twitter tho

[final hawk]

damn i clicked on that message without thinking twice lol

[robust ibex]

f

[thorn pier]

f

[lofty matrix]

yes

[minor ore]

really shouldn’t have been a surprise to anyone though

[short hearth]

im so scared

the arc name changed its not Dangerous Pursuit anymore its Endless Calamity

what the hell could be endless and calamitous

[mint gyro]

Whatever is gonna happen, probably.

[queen fox]

Dangerous Pursuit was a cooler name

[wet pulsar]

Out yet?

[mint gyro]

Nah

[thorn pier]

sigh

[lofty matrix]

I think one more hour in tomorrow

[mint gyro]

Gonna go through and listen to a bunch of songs JJL references.

Starting with Speed King

[edgy mortar]

Bro help

No new chapter

[karmic cloak]

kewl0210 said that it was almost done like 1 hours ago so its probably coming in the next few minutes

[edgy mortar]

FUCK

STOP

SPOILRR

[short hearth]

thats not the new chapter lol

thats just Exclusive Art

it got censored

it says "grmbl grmbl grmbl" now

instead of the chad "brblrm buh"

[edgy mortar]

Oh

I guess I just panicked lol

Whoops

Sorry

[short hearth]

its ok

[minor ore]

45mins or so

[mint gyro]

Chat's gonna blow up when it drops

[thorn pier]

so long....

[edgy mortar]

I'm gonna blow this chat

[tame tide]

~11 painful hours have passed

[bright hedge]

Even I'm getting impatient now

[edgy mortar]

Dio be like

1 hour had passed

10 hour had passed

[short hearth]

is it like 60 pages or something

[tame tide]

47

[edgy mortar]

11 hour had passsed

REALLY?!?

HXHSBSHXJS I'M SO HYPEEED

[tame tide]

im going to cry if we have to wait this long again next time

[edgy mortar]

Yasuho becomes saki from emergence

[short hearth]

toorus last name is finally revealed to be skywalker

[kind owl]

@short hearth, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 1 !

[edgy mortar]

Wait she has no dad nvm

[lofty matrix]

I think it’s only an hour or so

[edgy mortar]

Uh