jojolion

[noble haven]

Anyways

laugh

hahaha

milf hunter

[young meteor]

😐

[winter adder]

Apparently “Satoru Akefu” in Chinese can translate to “Sadao Kujo”
Although the scan that states that rock humans can produce humans is kind of faulty so

[noble haven]

Can this be pinned

The Joestar family tree of the main universe is pinned here for some reason

[young meteor]

Sadly we don't have permission to pin

[noble haven]

Sadafumi is the one I'm suspicious of

[winter adder]

Kiyomi nai ne

[young meteor]

Never appeared in Josefumi flashback and he's a Joestar too

[noble haven]

Yeah

There has to be some weird connection

[young meteor]

And I feel like this'll never be explained by Araki in the future chapters

Because Josefumi is dead

[winter adder]

That’s why Satoru Akefu translates to “Sadao Kujo,” it all wraps back around

[young meteor]

Hmmmm

[winter adder]

😈

[young meteor]

Plot twist: Josefumi's father is Satoru all along

[minor ore]

Satoru Akefu in arabic means عضو تناسلي كبير which has very BIG implications for the plot of Jojolion!!

[ocean mirage]

Means what?

[noble haven]

@minor ore what the fuck?

Did you translate that yourself

I never heard that before

Maybe it's because my dialect is different

[minor ore]

Day 5

But i skipped a day

So its day 6

@noble haven yeah translated it myself

It's in pure arabic, no dialects

Maybe i fucked it up

[noble haven]

Lol

[minor ore]

If i used my dialect it would be زب كبير

[noble haven]

LMAOOO

BROOO

[vocal mason]

Wait who is Sadafumi

[noble haven]

Josefumi's dad

[vocal mason]

Oh

[noble haven]

برووووو

زب كبير؟؟؟؟؟

ههههههههه يا دين امي

ايه اللهجة الفشيخة ده

Satoru Akefu doesn't translate to anything in my language

ساتورو اكيفو

means nothing

[minor ore]

المغربية أ خويا

[azure canopy]

I had an idea

what if the head doctor

is a stand

[winter adder]

A stand with a stand?

[minor ore]

Moroccan is a really funky dialect

[noble haven]

Damn I thought y'all spoke French only 💀💀

[azure canopy]

nono

shape shifting stand

[noble haven]

I know you guys speak Arabic but I legit think that's another language cuz I don't understand any of the shit you guys say

[minor ore]

Excusez moi?!

[azure canopy]

What if it's a stand that shape shifts

That would explain why Holly says it's true form can't be grasped

[minor ore]

Moroccan dialect is a mix of arabic and shelha

[noble haven]

Maybe because Holy isn't a stand user

[minor ore]

So it kinda is a different language sort of

[noble haven]

and she doesn't know Josuke is one

[winter adder]

There was a huge crowd surrounding him and he gave a public speech

[azure canopy]

forgot that

nevermind then

[noble haven]

That is one of the things that disprove the theory that he is tooru's old clone

because you'd the think the old clone of tooru isn't known

yet he's known by everyone

[winter adder]

But he also kind of came out of nowhere

[minor ore]

Algerian is actually the weirdest dialect i cannot understand it for the life of me

[winter adder]

In the plot itself, he and the other doctors randomly appeared

The Satoru Sadao thing came from a Chinese translation of a JoJolion Wiki article

[noble haven]

Maybe because ur Moroccan swe coo

I understand Algerian well

If they're speaking proper Arabic

[near cedar]

I wonder if Holly's stand will come into play

[noble haven]

Like for example, the Algerian anthem

You can understand it well

[minor ore]

Yeah, but for regular day to day talk they don't use pure arabic

[noble haven]

Of course

they mix French

with Arabic

[minor ore]

Some of the teachers where i study are Jordanian and they get extremely confused by our speech

Like how عافية means fire in moroccan

[noble haven]

???

what

how does that mean fire

man you Moroccans

[minor ore]

Lmao

It's pretty funky

Like i said it's because moroccan is a mix of two languages

Shelha or sometimes called amazigh mixed with arabic

My dad speaks shelha

Uhhhh yeah satoru akefu!!!! Make big locacaca and BOOM gappy death.. .. .. .. .. ....... ... . .. Sad!

[winter adder]

[upper knoll]

yasuho dead

gappy dies from akefu

rai is in prison

joshu kills rock humans jojolion won ez

[near cedar]

No

[upper knoll]

Hmm. Please present a counterargument.

[near cedar]

Joshu isn't the main character

He is as much of a side character as you can be

He has never fought another stand user

He is dumb

[upper knoll]

I was memeing but remember that Emporio was the one who defeated Pucci

Doesnt have to be the main character that kills the bad guys

[near cedar]

Hmm

Ture

However i don't thing HD is gonna get a MiH level stand to kill everyone :p

[kind owl]

@near cedar, Your Stand Power is now level 20 !

[near cedar]

Thanks bot

HEEEEY

Hirophant Green

[winter adder]

Jobin is related to Rina and is thus an honorary Joestar
He kills the Head Doctor and Josuke
Epic win!

[upper knoll]

We still have Tooru to figure out

[near cedar]

Oh yeah he has a name

I keep just forgetting and thinking of him as

that one guy who's name i forgot

[winter adder]

Mr. Sexy

[upper knoll]

Just call people by their characteristic traits + man/woman

Tooru's the Afro Man

[near cedar]

xD

THE AFRO MAN

That's fucking good xD

[minor ore]

It's not that good

[near cedar]

It made me laugh

[upper knoll]

Alternatively

Yasuho's Ex-Man

[tawny mist]

Phone charger man

[old marlin]

This is the afro man idk what yall talking about

[upper knoll]

Frosuke 🥴

[minor ore]

Least used emote in the history of the server

[old marlin]

Not true

[lucid fiber]

Afroman stand when

https://youtu.be/rNtiEcT9W6M

[vocal mason]

My stand 「Because I Got Highu」

[kind sun]

Kaatos stand name is gonna be Great Rat King

Like mark my words

If she comes back

And have an important role

[crude axle]

yo

[winter adder]

JoJolion ends
We never learn Akefu’s or Kaato’s stands’ names and we actually never see her again
Phew

[lost slate]

except part 9 is alternate universe stone ocean and she goes round fighting stand users of the week

(when she was in prison)

[winter adder]

I have a leaked image from that

[tawny mist]

[young meteor]

The prison named Stone Ocean

[lost slate]

Stone Ocean Prison

[winter adder]

7 is 1-3 with an emphasis on 1
8 is 4-6 with an emphasis on 4
Part 9 will be 7-8 with an emphasis on 7

They host another Steel Ball Run

[lost slate]

the modern steel ball run

with cars

and kars

it's perfect

[young meteor]

The main villain is Kars again

[lost slate]

except he's the ultimate life form from the start

so he wins the race

[young meteor]

Epic

The protag is Araki himself

[lost slate]

but his weakness is forgetting stuff

[young meteor]

That's his weakness

His power is he could erase any characters

Including Kars

[old marlin]

All Fiction

[young meteor]

First part that break the 4th wall

[kind sphinx]

iirc within the last year Araki asked a (festival?) what setting they wanted for Part 9. They said Italy, and he said he'd try and create it

https://twitter.com/omitaichi/status/1189903823441186816

easy breezy fwan 🍄 (@omitaichi)

they asked him if MAYBE jojo pt9 will be in italy and araki asked us HOW MANY OF YOU WANT IT!! and he said he will try to write it with an italian setting!!!!!!

Retweets

435

Likes

1507

Twitter

This is all I can find

[simple kraken]

yasuho and josuke move to italy

Boom

[tame tide]

it was lucca i think

[old marlin]

That's so boring if its gonna be in Italy again

[tame tide]

i really am not fond of the idea of italy again either

i hope we can have a 9th part in russia or some shit instead

[old marlin]

That's just #iron-curtain

[daring bear]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwNqjcOn6V8

[simple kraken]

I wouldn't mind italy again

But I also wouldn't mind literally any setting

[tawny mist]

space

[simple kraken]

joestar 2099

[night moon]

so basically king trend w the higashikatas yada yada killer queen is also a “royalty” stand that represents how kira/josuke basically married into the family

[crude orchid]

cool

now

[tawny mist]

soft and wet is also a prince song

[night moon]

i just like thinking of symbolism in the shower bc i’m a big literary nerd

[crude orchid]

how would you make a Locaca IRL

[night moon]

grow it

[crude orchid]

same

[simple kraken]

fusion

alchemy

[tawny mist]

so if the prince marries a queen

[crude orchid]

no like what fruit would you breed

[tawny mist]

he should become a king

at some point

[night moon]

oh shit

[tawny mist]

[night moon]

daaaamn

[crude orchid]

he made it better

[night moon]

that’s good

[crude orchid]

i think you would use the kiwano for its spikes

and a fig for the taste

and hmmmm

red fruit

not apple

[night moon]

i think that the final gappy stand should be Kings and Queens like the aerosmith song

[crude orchid]

ooooooooo

this is the second image that comes up when you search rokaka

oh and a pomegranate

[night moon]

gappy fucking feeds rokakaka to the holy corpse and becomes god

[crude orchid]

uh oh stinky

i hate that was my actual reaction

i can just picture him stuffing it into his mouth

ok i have an interesting headcanon for part 9 that imma put in general spoilers

[crude orchid]

anyone noticed how the countdown to the harvest is a parody of the july 15th(thurs) arc?

[minor ore]

Day 7

[daring bear]

y

[vital lava]

Does dio make a debut in part 8

Cause so far he‘a no where to be seen

[grizzled pilot]

dio made his debut in part 1

but he does not in any way, shape, or form appear in part 8, no

and it doesn't look like he will, either

[vital lava]

Well that’s a first

[grizzled pilot]

mmhm

[vital lava]

Maybe it was scrapped by Araki like he did with Giorno for part 6

[grizzled pilot]

who knows

[old marlin]

Huh

How was Giorno scrapped

Hes just mentioned off handedly, not like he actually appeared

[grizzled pilot]

who knows

[lost slate]

Araki said that he changed stone ocean's ending at the last minute

so nobody knows except him

[old marlin]

Araki said

[lost slate]

it's in the pinned messages of #stone-ocean

[grizzled pilot]

yeah its from the afterword

he wanting a more grand send-off

[river cobalt]

Well manga rock gonna disable online reading

Rip my free time

Thank god araki went on hiatus till next month

[noble haven]

@vital lava giorno wasn't scrapped

[winter adder]

Diego put corpse in vault
Corpse come to Morioh
Johnny corpse
Rehehehehehehe

[grizzled pilot]

jorpse

[dense flax]

I remember when I first read JoJolion and actually really disliked it

[grizzled pilot]

imagine

[dense flax]

Since I didn’t understand the plot, or a lot of stands, so it just felt like a bunch of random stand battles

But now that I’ve reread it, I have no idea how I didn’t see how amazing it was initially

I’m so hyped for March’s chapter, especially since there was no new chapter in February

[grizzled pilot]

hell yeah

[minor ore]

I'm so hyped for march chapter, making it VR only is a bold move but hopefully it enhances the experience!! 🤠

[grizzled pilot]

so true!

[dense flax]

Wait what

VR? Wdym

[grizzled pilot]

its joke

[dense flax]

Oh

[grizzled pilot]

[minor ore]

Truly a jolynetray

[grizzled pilot]

undeniably... a jolynetray moment

[minor ore]

That isnt not a jolynetray moment

[grizzled pilot]

its a jolynetray moment.

[ripe marlin]

@minor ore I like your commitment to the cause, but buff lions dont belong in discussion chats, you could totally do it in #manga-jojokes or #memes-and-images though

[minor ore]

@grizzled pilot "isnt not"

Two negatives make a positive

Therefore its a jolynetray moment

[grizzled pilot]

agree

[burnt pagoda]

New chapter

?

[grizzled pilot]

not this month, we're on hiatus

[noble haven]

so

is Johnny Joestar really a saint

[minor ore]

Saint Johnny sounds like a pornstar

So probably no

[quartz bolt]

johnny got fucking shot how he has fucking infinite spin

[tawny mist]

Can you be a saint if you kill a bunch of people?

[minor ore]

Plenty of religious figures have murdered people

Sometimes there's just no other choice

[idle crown]

No chapter this month

[winter adder]

There are rules to qualify for sainthood and Johnny passes the test if you fudge it

[tame tide]

isnt the qualifications for a saint in jojo just to cause 2 miracles

[minor ore]

No?

it is

Thats the scoop on sainthood

johnny did 2 miracles

Then he died a heroic death

Saint

anyone else annoyed that crazy diamonds actual design is completely ignored for the world style it had at the start?

cause i sure as hell am

[winter adder]

Then it’s completely disregarded for a weird heart-shaped stand with star ears, wtf

[minor ore]

Is it just the site that I am reading jojolion at or is chapter 95 late for some reason?

hiatus

[lost slate]

lol

[minor ore]

95 comes next month

Why, did araki take a 1 month break?

thats a hiatus

lol

[lost slate]

because the chapter needs more time in the oven

[minor ore]

Hiatus?

[lost slate]

yes

[minor ore]

in before the haitus was for another 60 page chapter

Tf is hiatus

[lost slate]

taking a break

[minor ore]

here you go

Bruh, never heard about such word before

[brave sentinel]

how?

[minor ore]

you must live under a rock like caesar then

[brave sentinel]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

thats a good one

[minor ore]

Was that a jojo reference 😳

[brave sentinel]

idk

[minor ore]

anyway

esi

see the difference between reading the part instead of following online bullshit?

I wasnt so far off about jolyne tho

But her allies are not like jotaro, they have souls

and thats why you read it for yourself

But the ending was so unfair....

[lost slate]

yes

it was meant to be like that

[minor ore]

jotaro tried to do 2 things

and failed at both

well actually

he did kinda save jolyne

but she still died afterwards

Yes, it was finally refreshing to see jotaro without plot armor, it made him more real

wanna know a fun fact?

his death was teased in both part 3 and 4

with his head sliced

Wait what

Fr?

boingo's book

[tawny mist]

Boingo is never wrong

100% accurate

[minor ore]

OHH SHIT

[lost slate]

thoth is totally absolute

[minor ore]

as for his part 4 death

Hm?

btd had a line on his face

the same spot he would be sliced at

What

uh

you know

he exploded

Wait who

and his head was cracked on his right side

jotaro

bites the dust

Ok

And you are saying

one moment

[glass raptor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCg7nkuyA6c

end of this

he go boom

[minor ore]

his right side his cracked

[glass raptor]

yerp

[minor ore]

I believe those are coincidences

considering part 3 dio is similar to his part 6 counterpart

i wouldnt agree

[upper knoll]

Its even more clear in the anime

[crude orchid]

how wacky

Jimjims wacky escapades

[kind sphinx]

I love Josuk8's design

Honestly my favorite JoJo design. Same with Soft & Wet.

I find other characters and stands cooler but he's my favorite mainline JoJo appearance wise

[crude orchid]

bro his name is Gappy

[kind sphinx]

I like Josuk8

I know people call him Gappy but I don't like it

[crude orchid]

GAPPY

im used to it at this point

[kind sphinx]

OY JOSUKEIGHT

[crude orchid]

the best jojo ship is Josuho

or Yasuke

[kind sphinx]

ngl I was disappointed there's no Okuyasu counterpart in P8 but whatever

[crude orchid]

which ever one you like more

oh yeah

wait what if thats joshu?

hes a dumbass

[kind sphinx]

Joshu isn't Okuyasu

[crude orchid]

i know

just a random thought

[kind sphinx]

Joshu doesn't have the same dumb personality, he's just a dick

[crude orchid]

sorry invasive thought

what if he comes later

[kind sphinx]

I don't think there is a later

We're way too far into this

[crude orchid]

dont care

[simple kraken]

Yeah I don't think any new characters will be introduced this late

[crude orchid]

d o n t c a r e

[kind sphinx]

I hope P9 is completely original. Owing nothing to previous parts, with their own personalities.

[crude orchid]

yeah it probs will be

because part 8 is in 2011

[kind sphinx]

I really hope it doesn't end up in Italy

[crude orchid]

thats the latest it got in the ogverse

[kind sphinx]

Something like Russia, Africa, Germany, Switzerland, Australia, etc.

[crude orchid]

oooh i do like australia

[kind sphinx]

It would work well so well

Imagine a part with just Hol Horse like characters

I love it

[crude orchid]

russia i dont think would work

africa eeeehhhhh

germany possibly

and switzerland is as even less then germany

so yeah

and possibly a few arcs in NZ

[kind sphinx]

People would be pretty angry but imagine if he reset it again. I know he won't, but imagine going to something like Imperial China or the dawn of North America, Stand users fighting Natives and other countries for control. I just want a war-like JoJo part. I feel like it would be really cool to see.

[crude orchid]

WW3

[kind sphinx]

Realistically P9 is going to involve the corpse or the fruit again

I'd bet on the fruit

[crude orchid]

thats fine

[royal gale]

probably my last message until i get level 4 (which i do NOT want) so here i go:

so kira isn't a serial killer in JJL? or is this just a trap and kira is actually kidnapped her

[young meteor]

This Kira was just a doctor not a serial killer

And uhh, iirc Kira wasn't the one who kidnapped her

[winter adder]

Ojiro impersonated him to make him look bad

[ocean mirage]

i think there was picture of kira with the girl

which yasuho saw

not sure which girl

[winter adder]

That was Ojiro impersonating him

[supple totem]

Kinda glad ojiro died

He was ROTTEN to the core

Think he was the most evil in jojolion

[tawny mist]

Kira still likes hands tho

[kind sphinx]

Kira likes his own hands

He doesn't need to kill for others

Perhaps that's why he's not a killer in 8

[tawny mist]

Theres a statue of a hand in his room iirc

[kind sphinx]

He has statues of his own hands

Ojiro says he made models of his own hands because they're beautiful. He doesn't need to look for others.

Possibly the nicest thing Araki did for Kira

[crude orchid]

what about making him a hitman in the afterlife?

[tawny mist]

Is that even canon

[crude orchid]

im pretty sure

i hope it is

i personally enjoy the stand designs in part 8 than any other part

[simple kraken]

King nothing, soft n wet, paisley park, and nut king call have amazing designs

[crude orchid]

ye

[tame tide]

a3l is one of my favs

[minor ore]

[lucid fiber]

Vitamin C is v cool visually

And yeah Paisley Park is one of my all time faves

[young meteor]

Paper moon king too

[crude orchid]

i loooooovvvee paisley park's design

[minor ore]

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !

[minor ore]

Yes my king crismon is level 1

[crude orchid]

evryone post Kannasip and your stand power will level up

[daring bear]

Dammit

[crude orchid]

hi mamezuku-chan

[daring bear]

yo

[winter adder]

Could Mamezuku escape police custody by unraveling himself

Or does that only really work when he needs to piece himself back together

[minor ore]

[winter adder]

Oh, I didn’t think of that.

[crude orchid]

mmmm

changes the whole game

OOOOHHH GUESS WHAT

[winter adder]

Holy crsp

[minor ore]

[crude orchid]

we should probably stop spamming

[lyric harness]

Ye

[minor ore]

Speed kings old design isnt relevant anymore @minor ore

You mean the one in the beetle arc or the blue hawaii arc?

Beetle

The design was rough and got streamlined

It's not relevant because it was experimental

The design was great

It was just changed and is now irrelevant

Same with the world crazy diamond

I remember CD looking more like the world nesr the end of DiU not in the beginning

First one had a spartan helmet

Take a second look then

The first one is the world design

Not the same kind of helmet

Or the same kind of armor

Not what im referring to

I mean it looks similar to it and its way muscular

It definitely looks similar, but then the one at the end of DiU also looks similar to the world in SBR

Thats a terrible example considering the world is in p3 and cd is in p4

And p7 came out a decade later

And no the world in sbr looks very different

CD and the world always looked similar no matter the artstyle

Their end design does not look as similar

Meanwhile the early ones do

It's due to the head shape, tubes and heart motif

Right

The world has 3 hearts

Meanwhile cd is littered with them

The world doesemt have tubes either

Normal people don't count details on a design

It has air tanks like a diver does

The world had tubes coming out of the air tanks

Normal people alsp dont tend to use brains in jojo so

The araki forgots for example

Ew

98% of them are people not paying attention

The one correct araki forgot was when he actually forgot mikitaka existed when he named planet waves earth wind and fire

Jojo fanbase can be dumb, but so can every other fanbase

It's all just people trying to fit in and seem cool

Details mean a lot in designs, its what seperates the worlds big body covering armor plates compared to crazy diamond which had a lot of smaller diamond plates around its body

The details are similar though, it's the details of the details that separate them

Cant agree cosidering theworld is based on a diver design

A holy diver if you may

The CD design was based on a spartan yet he has a similar head shape to polnareff the world

If he had those feather thingies on the helmet this discussion wouldn't even exist, their designs would be so far apart

The head shape was of a heart

The tip of it that is

Only if you look at it from the top

Yeah

Which is exactly why i am disgusted that its theworld like design is in media

The actual design doesemt have that head shape

The world in sbr still had a long head

[supple totem]

Cheese head

[winter adder]

You know what was awful and I’m glad didn’t stick

Soft & Wet’s prototype design

[white beacon]

He barely changed

[winter adder]

Lemon squeezer mother fucker

[white beacon]

Oh that one

[simple kraken]

That version of josuke looks pretty metal

[vocal mason]

I forget what chapter exactly but one of the first chapters had Josuke wearing wrapping under his sailor suit with JOJO all across it

I really liked it

In 93 he does have JoJo on his underwear tho lol

[winter adder]

This?

[vocal mason]

Yeah that

[winter adder]

I always saw this as him stretching his undies up lol

[vocal mason]

Maybe

I like the design though

Kinda wish Josuke had more than one outfit

Like Jotaro in part 4

[winter adder]

I thought he’d be almost completely naked after he drank 6251

[plush plank]

do "sesame honey dumplings" actually exist in Japan or whatever? and if so how can I get some?

[vocal mason]

Yeah they do

Theres recipes online

Idk about pre packaged though

I think it might be a variety of Mochi

[kind sphinx]

I WAS REWATCHING PART 4 AND SAW THIS

Please tell me this is in the DiU manga

Because this means Araki potentially remembered this line almost 20 years later and made it a plot point in JoJolion

[tame tide]

which arc is that

[kind sphinx]

Kira wants a quiet life

[near cedar]

Where was this mentioned in JoJolion

[kind sphinx]

The very beginning

[tame tide]

ill look

[kind sphinx]

Ojiro kidnapped a girl on vacation and made it look like Kira did it

[tame tide]

unfortunate

[kind sphinx]

sigh that sucks

[tame tide]

the p8 reference in the anime is cool though

[kind sphinx]

So the anime changed the dialogue or is mistranslated

[near cedar]

Added I'd say

[kind sphinx]

Changed, not added. And man that's disappointing lol

The dialogue intention is the same, it just was changed to be a reference. Which is kind of frustrating.

[near cedar]

Y

[grizzled pilot]

i'm not sure... this looks like it could just be a little bit of translation nuance

[kind sphinx]

Either the manga or the show is mistranslated or changed

I doubt the translators could get the dialogue this wrong

[grizzled pilot]

its a real small detail. things like this are pretty common in translations

[kind sphinx]

It's not a small detail though, it changed the speech completely. The original didn't have anything about a girl on vacation.

[grizzled pilot]

i cant speak for the scanslator's talents but CR subs are done in like, an hour

[kind sphinx]

Sure it could be mistranslated but it's too specific, it's exactly parallel to P8.

[near cedar]

Completely

How

Slightly changed it

[grizzled pilot]

it's both about going on a trip to find a "girl"

you could reasonably interpret it either way

[near cedar]

He says pick up a new girl in both basically

[grizzled pilot]

i cant say for sure without looking at the raws

[kind sphinx]

I understand what you mean but it's way too specific. The original was "go on a short trip to find a girl" while these subs are "find a girl on vacation" which is exactly what P8 showcases.

So either someone snuck this in translation or the original anime had this reference.

[grizzled pilot]

i really don't think it's such an impossible error to make

but again, i'd have to look at the raws

[kind sphinx]

I do believe it could be easy to get wrong, but the fact it's so specific tips me off.

This is just an unfortunate occasion where it could be either a mistranslation or a reference, with no way to determine it without visiting the original source and translating it better.

[dusky geyser]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPKj1GtjDDs

[winter adder]

I don’t understand the criticism that JoJolion has no direction, especially now

[tame tide]

people pay 0 attention

[winter adder]

Then there’s
“The enemies are doctors”
“I need to take down the Head Doctor”
“Time until harvest: 0:00:00”

I might be a bit of a speed reader myself but jeez ! 🤬😡😳🤯

[winter adder]

@minor ore
The infinite spin was related to natural beauty, the trees are part of that or something

[white beacon]

The trees are a living thing, they aren't really an anomaly

It's a shared colony stand born from being blessed by the holy corpse

Unlike whatever you guys are arguing about for the steel balls(which aren't living things)

[winter adder]

I was arguing how the Scan/guardian look somewhat similar to Ball Breaker to prove that they’re somewhat related even though that might not necessarily be the case because stands can look common, the Shakedown Road leaves look like them too

[white beacon]

I would say they Guardian and BB are similar because the entire plot of SBR but Les Feuilles doesn't have enough stuff in it to be related or somewhat similar to both

[minor ore]

Why did it take many years to get our main villain?

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Power is now level 3 !

[near cedar]

Because

[minor ore]

Is this a callback to when it took nearly half of the entire Diamond is Unbreakable manga to introduce Kira?

[near cedar]

The story has mystery in it

I'd only make sense for the villain to be a mystery as well

[young meteor]

Akefu probably the main villain

[minor ore]

His stand seems so weak for a main villain of Jojo..

[upper knoll]

Why did it take many years to get our main villain?

We still don't have one

[young meteor]

Hmmm, brings danger to people who tries to approach him

That's not weak

[near cedar]

There is also always a chance that that's somebody else's stand protecting him

Like afro man

Although I don't 100% believe in that

[young meteor]

That could be true

[vocal mason]

Really don't think Tooru is a stand user

I think he's just tryna get back in Yasuhos pants

[young meteor]

He might be a stand user

He's just suspicious af

[vocal mason]

Because we're seeing it from Josukes view

Also Josuke is jealous of him

[young meteor]

Don't you think he intentionally made Josuke jealous?

[vocal mason]

Seeing as hs thought Josuke and Yasuho might have been together?

Yeah

Because he wants Yasuho back

[near cedar]

I just threw a theory

It could just be what it seems like

Tooru is a guy

And HD is only chill with him for nothing in particular

[young meteor]

There's a theory that they're split personality

Like Diavolo and Doppio but have separated body

[vocal mason]

I dont buy that

Tooru also can't be a rock human

[young meteor]

I don't think he's a rock human

[vocal mason]

He can't be

He went to regular school and holds a regular job

[young meteor]

Yeah, but he could be allied with rock human

Ehh who knows

[vocal mason]

Jobin worked with the rock humans because they were useful to him and him to them

I dont see what a part time med student could be useful for

[near cedar]

Chargers!

:p

[noble haven]

@vocal mason Tooru sus though

working for the HD or the hospital is already sus enough

[near cedar]

It wouldn't be under normal circumstances

But you know

All the fucking doctors that came after the JoJo squad

[noble haven]

I think he came back at this exact point so Yasuho can trust him

and maybe just maybe help him in the shit that he wants to do

Hell maybe Tooru has a relative who is sick like Josuke

[near cedar]

That could make sense

[kind owl]

@near cedar, Your Stand Power is now level 21 !

[near cedar]

Yey

The grind to get to The World is real :p

[lyric vale]

Damn

[vocal mason]

I really do think Tooru is a red herring

It is weird how he gets thrown in there all of a sudden but I think it's just to make conflict for Josuke and Yasuhos relationship

[noble haven]

Maybe

seems like an asshole though

[vocal mason]

He reminds me of part 4 josuke

At least in his appearance

[minor ore]

P4 Josuke was the opposite of an asshole in most cases

WAIT A MINUTE DOES HE HAVE THE HAIR

[vocal mason]

Ye has an Afro thing

But it looks kinda like a messy pompadour to me

[minor ore]

Aw damn it was almost theory time

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Power is now level 10 !

[minor ore]

Tooru fucks with space travel and pushes a car out of the snow

[young meteor]

I didn't think his hair looks like Josuke 4 until you told me that

[minor ore]

Although I do like getting to say that it’s Robbie Rotten for now

[vocal mason]

I think he and OGsuke look similar

[minor ore]

You know who also look similar to josuke

Josefumi

[young meteor]

Don't need to tell that

[fluid vessel]

[kind owl]

@fluid vessel, Your Stand Power is now level 9 !

[vocal mason]

[vocal mason]

Anime Jobin

Bottom text

[winter adder]

There’s a shot of the fitness guy with a similar hoodie to him too

[vocal mason]

Oh wait sorry that's a pic of Jacksepticeye

[plush plank]

reading report: I'm now reading through the second chapter of "Paper Moon Deception" and I have never understood what the fuck is going in in a Jojo manga less than at this precise moment, not even when Johnny got interdimensionally shot in SBR.

[near cedar]

Paper Moon makes everybody look like a person

That's about it

It only triggers if you step on it

[plush plank]

ohhhhhhh. is that supposed to be the crossdressing kid's face on everybody then? I was missing that. minor characters and bystanders tend to have weird faces anyway so it wasn't clicking for me that that's a stand effect

[vocal mason]

No it's the face of a store mannequin

Paper Moon King can make anybody look like a specific person or a specific face

Tsurugi can also use it to fold anything into origami

[plush plank]

lol, damn, Jojolion sure has some weirdly specific stand abilities but i guess that's part of the charm

and I'm not even, like, a fourth of the way through it

[fluid vessel]

jacksepticeye is my favorite joejo

[flint hill]

i have not read jojolion!

[noble haven]

tf u doing here then

[flint hill]

vibin

[fluid vessel]

[lyric vale]

How tf did read pins as p***is

[winter adder]

The doctors when they see Josuke

[tawny mist]

I think it can just make anything look like something else

[winter adder]

Regardless of size or anything at all

[minor ore]

EWWWWWWWWWWW

That is not jobin

[sick glade]

What a great first Impression

[fluid vessel]

||kinda kinky||

[brave sentinel]

I love Jojolion

[sick glade]

Is it even possible to make a jll anime

[winter adder]

Funimation translated Interspecies Reviewers, anything can happen even if JoJo is Viz

[sick glade]

how many pages per chapter are there in jll

cause for the website i use has it 24 double pages

[white beacon]

That's more or less pretty much right

[sick glade]

so bassically 48 pages per chapter

[white beacon]

Also, that boner can't even compare to whatever ecchi anime there is in the current season or whatever

Yeah more or less 48

Some go for 60 but that's on rare occasions like after or before a short hiatus

[winter adder]

JoJolion ||boobs|| moment

[sick glade]

hes kira

wow

so the main jojo is kira

[winter adder]

The ambulance hit him so hard he got amnesia

[near cedar]

Somebody in this was world would be dumb enough to take that remark seriously

[onyx tangle]

The Head Doctor was the ambulance driver all along.

[lost lion]

dude u do realise

part 7 and 8 are seinens

so they will probably show boobies

they will probs just not show the nipple i guess idk

[tame tide]

what

[noble haven]

in the anime

[white beacon]

Oh, cuz in the manga they've definitely shown the whole tid

[tawny mist]

Havent other parts shown boobs

Like the intro to part 1

[white beacon]

Oh yeah that

I keep forgetting that

[lyric harness]

Dude I wanna see the whole tiddy bro

[plush plank]

also shows underage girl panties thanks to Daiya but that's apparently not an issue in anime soooo~

[near cedar]

I hope they go balls deep and just shoe it all like Berserk The Golden Age arc movies

It's a senin let it be one :P

[edgy mortar]

Gappy is a disappointment

Instead of dorararara it's ora

:(

[simple kraken]

How many movies would it take for all of sbr and jjl

[tame tide]

what do you mean

[white beacon]

I think they mean to ask is, if sbr and jjl were made into a full length movie series, how many would it take to encompass both parts

In the assumption that jjl ends around the number of chapters

[simple kraken]

Well I'd assume jjl is gonna run for about 12-15 more chapters at the most

SBR is 4200 pages

Uhm

Golden wind is 2945 pages

Adapted in 39 episodes

I'd assume an anime movie is 1-2 hours

75 pages per episode in GW average

56 episodes for SBR

18.66 movies if they're an hour

9.3 if they're 2 hours

12 for an hour and a half

22 story arcs in SBR

[night moon]

oh yeah babeyyy let’s go

[tame tide]

those covers are so sexy

[dense flax]

I wish I had physical copies of the later parts

They look so cool

[night moon]

they’re great

[ocean mirage]

the way araki draws the cover is like him taking picture of models

all the pose feels natural

[white beacon]

Do the covers have like a special print on them? Like something like REAL's coverse having metallic silver colouring for the wheels on it

[queen fox]

no, they're normal

the covers are actually dust covers, which makes it cooler

I got mine imported during part 4's anime, it had part 3 ads in it

[marble ridge]

Imagine Josuke getting sheer heart attack

[dreamy pelican]

negated by speed king

[kind owl]

@dreamy pelican, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !

[edgy mortar]

Are there physical copies of colored jojo

[tawny mist]

I think so

[lost slate]

hmm

[tawny mist]

Not in english obviously

[lost slate]

just checked on google and i can only see the digital versions

but the jojoniums are partially coloured

[noble haven]

@edgy mortar there are physical copies of colored Jojo up to volume 17 jojolion

but in Japanese

[lost slate]

wait really?

[white beacon]

The coloured scans are digital only

[noble haven]

They are?

Oh I thought they were physical as well

I guess not

[lost slate]

yeah

that's what i thought

[white beacon]

Yeah the coloured scans are distributed online and coloured digitally by shueisha

[vocal mason]

Shueisha is the parent company of Jump Comics right?

[white beacon]

Yeah

[vocal mason]

One thing that bothers me about the color scans is in part 6 Dio is just chilling in the day time

[near cedar]

Yeaaa

That looks

Baaaad

[young meteor]

The color scans isn't canon dw

[near cedar]

There are people who think it is

[young meteor]

I was thinking it was at first

[near cedar]

I saw there were people saying that "Araki Forgot vampires can't be in the sunlight"

[sick glade]

oh god

i hate the araki forgot thing

[near cedar]

Agree

I want to stab people who do say that

[young meteor]

Araki forgot

[near cedar]

How to age

[sick glade]

someone in this server said if you cant find out the mystery on your own doesnt mean araki forgot

but i forgot who said that

[near cedar]

Ironic

Probobobly Bonfire

probably*

[sick glade]

i dont remember but it happened yesterday

[near cedar]

You know what i found funny Jolly? Apparently the people who say Araki Forgot will quote the interview where he said he forgets some things but if you quote an interview that disproves them they will say that's invalid

[sick glade]

lmfao actually?

[near cedar]

Yes

[sick glade]

fucking losers

[near cedar]

Yeaaa

They are pretty dumb

[young meteor]

What? lol

[sick glade]

sure he forgets tiny details but he doesnt forget some shit like dio dies to sunlight

[near cedar]

The only time he forgot anything major-ish i can think of

[minor ore]

You call upon me?

[near cedar]

Is when he forgot there was already a stand (?) called Earth Wind and Fire and wanted to give that name to Planet Waves

[young meteor]

Yes

He forgot Mikitaka

[near cedar]

I just said you were prob the one who said " if you cant find out the mystery on your own doesnt mean araki forgot"

Cuz Jolly can't remember who in the server said that and i was like prob Bon

[minor ore]

That wasnt me

[near cedar]

Well shit XD

Then it was somebody else who is a smart JoJo fan

[minor ore]

Its a good statement tho

[young meteor]

Probably huss

[vocal mason]

Araki forgot has some legitimate ones

Like Earth Wind and Fire

[sick glade]

only a few

[minor ore]

2 smileys

[vocal mason]

Hmm

[sick glade]

you can tell the diffrence because mine has johnny's chin

[minor ore]

Nose

[sick glade]

oh yeah

[minor ore]

Though a very small difference

[vocal mason]

Hamon Beat(god rest his soul) videos on Araki forgot are really good

Mostly anyway

Theres some stuff that I think is stretching

[minor ore]

98% of araki forgots are false

[vocal mason]

I can almost guarantee that if he wants to call back to something, he reads it first

[noble haven]

someone said my name

The only araki forgot i recall upon is

him naming Planet Waves
Earth Wind & Fire

and

SP getting a 5 second boost suddenly in the last fight

[winter adder]

Was Kira’s tattoo ever relevant

Call that a Fan Forget Moment haha

[lyric vale]

He had a tattoo

nani?

[winter adder]

Didn’t he have the Higashikata symbol on him or something

[young meteor]

He had Joestar birthmark

I don't remember he had any Higashikata symbol

[lyric vale]

oh

that kira

Im dum dum

[night moon]

oh i know what ur talking about

the little mark he put on the stairs and the sbr book

yeah ig it was kinda relevant?

[young meteor]

Wait, what mark?

[fluid vessel]

weather report had the joe star

[noble haven]

he did

[near cedar]

Because Pucci got it

From Green Baby who als ohad it

[minor ore]

hmmmmm

[late latch]

jojo lion hehe

[vocal mason]

Damn bro

you got the whole higashikata household laughing

[late latch]

ikr

im a comedic genius

[minor ore]

Heres your jojo lion

[late latch]

ah yes

[upper knoll]

[joke about parts 5-8 because the characters arent as buff anymore]

[late latch]

tbh i prefer the buffer artstyle

[vocal mason]

Gappy is ripped

so is Giorno

[late latch]

he has twice the testosterone

[vocal mason]

Look at those abs

[upper knoll]

Nah imo the less buff artstyle is better

[late latch]

jotaro is so manly even his stand has a dong bcos of the small amount of clothing on his crotch

the virgin

vs the chad

[upper knoll]

Josuke wont be a virgin if Yasuho manages to stay alive!

[late latch]

i have to confess

i dont even read jojolion im just here because lol

[upper knoll]

[late latch]

im a filthy anime only

[upper knoll]

its okay 😔

[noble haven]

What the fuck

an anime only in jojolion?

[grizzled pilot]

not anymore, i guess

[upper knoll]

I was in jojolion channel for a bit when I was an anime only too

[bright hedge]

i havent read part 6

[winter adder]

Look at these guys, I bet they don’t even know what a rokakaka is! Let’s laugh at them. Hahahahahahahaha!!!!

[mint gyro]

[bright hedge]

[upper knoll]

Locacaca!

[cyan viper]

more like noreadmangaka aaaahahhaha

[kind owl]

@cyan viper, Your Stand Power is now level 7 !

[sick glade]

Damn kira has no game

[minor ore]

Joshu is the reincarnation of Okuyasu

Istg

[sick glade]

I just started jojolion and it's the most wierd introduction ever

[tame tide]

it gets even weirder from there lol

[sick glade]

Amnesia man has 4 balls and kira has none

[minor ore]

Jojolion is still weird to me

[tame tide]

ofc

[minor ore]

Sbr was cool but I still feel so Shaken having that this is the same manga series as I saw in Phantom Blood. Battle tendency. Stardust crusaders. DIA. Vento Aureo and SO

[sick glade]

I thought Joshu was yoshuas brother so I got confused

[tame tide]

who is yoshua

[sick glade]

The pink haired girl

[minor ore]

Like take battle tendency or phantom blood. Than give me Jojolion. If I didn't know any better I would have no idea they are both from the same series

[sick glade]

Is that not her name

Am I bad at reading

[tame tide]

her name is yasuho

what the fuck

[sick glade]

Oh wow

Yeah I'm dyslexic so I avoid manga

[tame tide]

oh sorry

[sick glade]

No Its ok

[minor ore]

Y jojolion weird tho

[tame tide]

its called jojos bizarre adventure bro

[minor ore]

Like. I still contemplate how Part 6. With all the characters we knew before hand Became what 9 was

[minor ore]

Part 8 was banger though

[sick glade]

Well I'll go back to reading

[minor ore]

7*

[sick glade]

I'll come back when something bizarre happens

[exotic spade]

That's assuming the whole thing isn't bizarre

[sick glade]

So amnesia mans nickname is josuke

[exotic spade]

Think of a Lamborghini in a tree being a guy's medicine cabinet

[sick glade]

So part 4 josuke in this alternative universe became a fucking dog

Cool

Btw which chapter do they talk about Johnny's death

Cause I still dont know but I cant wait and I atleast wanna know

[exotic spade]

After the shakedown road arc

I think

[sick glade]

So chapter 22

[tame tide]

its morioh year 1901

[exotic spade]

Some old guy explains to Josuke of the legend about the sailor statue

[sick glade]

I though she was the daughter that Joseph adopted in DIU for a second there

[exotic spade]

Hehe

[lost lion]

Tsurugi is so fucking swag

[vocal mason]

Tsurugi has gotten chubbier over the years

[mint gyro]

Tsurugi with the Lisa Lisa shades

[exotic spade]

Tsurugi and Tooru are the only ones to feel up Yasuho's pussy

[dense flax]

Joshu tried

[minor ore]

so i'm finally caught up

and i don't think the head doctor is the main villain because the main villain in every part has always been hot

[tawny mist]

Fat valentine time

[hexed silo]

Damn, seeing that kid just bash himself into the sign over and over was brutal

[dense flax]

Yeah, that whole fight I felt awful for the people being controlled

[hexed silo]

I'm still getting through it

I'm within 40 chapters of being caught up, woo

[sick glade]

I cant read josuke's speech bubbles without imitating a lisp in my head

[copper jay]

Idk why but almost time i read Joshu’s speech bubble i add a random voice crack, it doesnt matter where, it’ll just happen

[minor ore]

i imagine joshu just sounding like an absolute moron tbh

[mint gyro]

I can see Joshu having his EoH voice. Josuke's always have a little whistle in my head, with a voice similar to that S&W reveal fan animation.

[hoary sun]

What if tooru is a good stand user and he saves yashuo...

[young meteor]

Another theory...

[hoary sun]

I just wanna know what tooru’s deal is at this point

[young meteor]

1. He only wants Yasuho back
2. He's the enemy

[hoary sun]

3. Both

[young meteor]

That guy is just suspicious af

[hoary sun]

I knowwww

[lucid fiber]

What if he's just a big fucking red herring and isn't anything important

I wouldn't put it past Araki to make an Obvious Stand User not actually be a stand user

[young meteor]

Then why did he appeared all of a sudden?

[minor ore]

just to throw us off our theorycrafting

[young meteor]

[hoary sun]

I don’t think he’d pass up the drama of it all

[ruby kestrel]

i feel like tooru is gonna join the duwang8 gang

then become a traitor like fugo was supposed to be

[tame tide]

i know rai and all but i dont think araki would add someone into the gang this late into the story

esp if hes gonna betray them

[hoary sun]

He could work with yashuo to get the rokakaka but also be working for the HD

[young meteor]

He could've save Yasuho

[ocean mirage]

Could’ve

[edgy mortar]

Did araki color this

[tame tide]

yes

[edgy mortar]

Cool

[tawny mist]

araki is so horny in early jojolion

[glass raptor]

i noticed

[daring bear]

not that it's a bad thing 😳

[glass raptor]

[kind owl]

@glass raptor, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 1 !

[tawny mist]

yasuho kinda thicc

[kind owl]

@tawny mist, Your Gangstar Rank is now level 1 !

[minor ore]

Yasuho’s big ass

[minor ore]

Nonexistent