jojolion

[winter adder]

Does Josuke even know what type of music Yasuho likes? I bet Tooru does

[astral cargo]

We just get occasional short breaks from the action that contain SoL elements

But that only makes up a very small portion of the part

[simple kraken]

Eh, part 4 and 8 are the most sol

Not fully

But in part 4 you have okuyasu coming to josuke's house and walking to school with him, koichi going on a date with a girl, koichi and hazamada going to rohan's house to get an autograph, josuke and okuyasu trying out a restaurant, yukako and koichi going to a salon, josuke hanging out with his dad, josuke dealing with bullies, and more that I'm missing

Yeah there's action but one of part 4s entire plot points is that Morioh is a small, average coastal town and the stand battles are built around this more than other parts

Part 8 is less sol but it still has entire chapters without any stand battles at all

[storm rose]

Ngl Jojolion just seems much darker than the rest of the parts

Maybe cause it's seinen or what not but SBR wasn't that dark for me

[simple kraken]

Jojolion has more erotic elements plus the whole rock disease thing

And our protagonist is not at all afraid to end someone's life

[hidden smelt]

neither was Johnny

[simple kraken]

Yeah true

[kind owl]

@simple kraken, Your Stand Power is now level 5 !

[simple kraken]

Johnny had gyro to hold him back ig

[hidden smelt]

true

[kind owl]

@hidden smelt, Your Stand Power is now level 5 !

[simple kraken]

There's also more body horror I think

And the way josuke killed damo was pretty fucking brutal

[daring bear]

rock people falling apart

[kind owl]

@daring bear, Your Stand Power is now level 20 !

[green nacelle]

Damo deserved worse

[grizzled pilot]

JJL is making better use of the seinen run imo

SBR still felt like dolled up shounen

JJL does too really but its atepping out more than SBR did

i"m fine either way, cause i really like both anyway

[warm sentinel]

hey guys

[kind owl]

@warm sentinel, Your Stand Power is now level 4 !

[warm sentinel]

riddle me this

why does yotsuyu claim to have killed josuke?

[minor ore]

he claims to kill josefumi

cause they both fell from a cliff

[warm sentinel]

the two aphex twins got thrown over the cliff after josefumi fights them

and yotsuyu observes this

but he doesn't lay a finger on josefumi

he and kira just fall into the crevasse after that

[winter adder]

He was part of the whole operation, I guess

[warm sentinel]

does he mean... that during the earthquake

while kira and josefumi were falling into the crevice

he activated his ability, and chose the crevice walls as the designated object

thus crushing them between two rocks?

if he did that he could be telling the truth

[winter adder]

That would kind of make sense

[warm sentinel]

i crafted that in my head today at work, while sweeping the floors

he would have needed to touch josefumi first though, and i don't know if we see him do that

[minor ore]

https://youtu.be/OJlENm2NGks

[unborn matrix]

Just started JoJolion lads, it’s so good

[kind owl]

@unborn matrix, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !

[unborn matrix]

Not far in, just finished the paisley park & born this way chapters

But it’s good shit fellas

[minor ore]

i love how johnny has gotten shot in the head so many times and his death comes from his head being fucking crushed by a rock

epic head shot

[hidden smelt]

Hope we find out who killed him

[supple totem]

technically it's Johny that killed himself

he redirected georges misfortune of the rock desease to himself

or technically it was jesus that killed him

[hidden smelt]

but the rock that just falls on him is a weird detail to add

[supple totem]

the rock is just for good measure

xD

[hidden smelt]

oh

lol

[warm sentinel]

yall are missing something

the stand underneath the leaves, from shakedown road

[hidden smelt]

that came in after he died

[warm sentinel]

was created when johnny died and transferred the disease for the last time

[hidden smelt]

oh

[warm sentinel]

and the first thing it did

was crush his head with a rock

the boulder got shakedown-roaded onto his head

by the leaf stands, as soon as they came into existence

[winter adder]

And the person that shifted the Shamedown Road leaves

Was the Head Doctor omg

[warm sentinel]

lmfao

dun dun dun

[hoary sun]

I assumed it was les feuilles that killed him straight up

Before the rock disease could

[icy bluff]

I just realized that ch.92 is basically the Head Doctor giving a Tedtalk.

[hexed seal]

is les feuilled a stand created by the infinite spin of johnny?

it's still a bit of a mistery to me :/

or at least i am not 100% on what it is

[winter adder]

I assumed that it was the corpse since it was hanging around a tree and has the tendency to grant stands

[queen fox]

les feuilles... it had a name?

[hidden smelt]

yeah

[grizzled pilot]

Autumn Leaves

[vast ermine]

such a weird thing that exists

[ocean mirage]

so the trees on shakedown road has a stand?

or is it just one tree ?

it's like that one stand in part 7

[hexed seal]

i thought it was just the leaves on the ground

does it live only in autumn? or is it just 24/7 leaves on ground

[winter adder]

I thought it was a series of connected trees

[north linden]

I think they're just their own stand

[supple totem]

The leaves might explain how the headocter teleports from the higashkata estate.

[minor ore]

i've reached the Stag Beetle Fight part and still haven't seen any usefull, fighting based stand aside soft n wet and nut king call

[winter adder]

I thought he was just there at a different time

Speed King, kind of ?

[minor ore]

bruh

doesnt he have to touch you to be able to control you?

the temperature*

perhaps

[winter adder]

Until the Quirk Singularity decides to kick in

[minor ore]

by the way, why most higashikata family members have stands with work king in it?

dont tell me if it actually has a role in the manga and could be a spoiler tho

[winter adder]

Because the Higashikatas always win, baby

Something something the family just has a playing card motif

And kings are . They’re . That’s a card

Daiya (Diamonds)
Haato (Hearts)
Spades Slick

[wet ruin]

all of the higashikata family has king in it

cause you have:
Nut king call
King nothing
Speed king
Paper moon king
California king bed
Walking heart
Awaking III leaves

[winter adder]

||AwaKING III LEAVES IS SUCH A FUCKING STUPID NAME I’LL NEVER GET OVER IT WHAT’S NEXT “BUMPING IN2 U” FOR THE HEAD DOCTOR’s STAND FUCKING CHRIST||

[wet ruin]

lmao

oh yeah i forgot to mention 3 leaves

bumping in2 u is kinda funny though

[winter adder]

AHHHHHHHHGH
https://youtu.be/Bnt7qeYeG8g

[flint salmon]

I want alt reality king crimson

Its dumb but I would shit a boulder if it happend

[winter adder]

There’s always Part Nine: Golder Wind

[brave sentinel]

Diamond Wind

Or even better

Diamond is Wind

[winter adder]

Josuke tags along with Haruno Shiobanna, also known as Harujo Jiobanna

[north linden]

Jorack jobama

[hexed seal]

i like awaking 3 leaves

i think it's a cool stand, and a nice name with a twist

[north linden]

Awake forest

[hexed seal]

i like that some of them hide the king part pretty well

[north linden]

Has there still been no sign of it's reference

[hexed seal]

like awaking and walking

of awaking?

there was

[north linden]

Oh really

[hexed seal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SXL_0lHWaU

isn't it this?

[winter adder]

Probably

[hexed seal]

he obviously changed the name

but

[winter adder]

Apparently there actually is a way to determine namesakes, though

[north linden]

Really

[hexed seal]

i know araki was buying a ton of music so he could have gotten some random shitty ones

like this one

XD

[winter adder]

Meti Not The Guy Guy notes that one of his interview book thingies where is it mentions a bunch

[grizzled pilot]

that's old

[hexed seal]

i don't really like meti

[vast ermine]

Any idea when the next chapter will be

[north linden]

18th?

[vast ermine]

Cool

[grizzled pilot]

there won't be any recent JJL ones in there

[vast ermine]

Hopefully soonish

[grizzled pilot]

Awaking included

[winter adder]

The Jump Redux

Apparently

[north linden]

What's that

I know nothing about shonen outside of jojo

[winter adder]

Where Araki mentioned the actual namesakes
(Although yeah it won’t contain anything new, but at least we know that we aren’t making all of these connections up entirely)

[hexed seal]

the only time i know when jojolion chapter is released is when xforts makes a video

XD

[grizzled pilot]

yeah that's where Hol Horse = Hall and Oates comes from

which admittedly never really occurred to me

[hexed seal]

wait a second, there is a card theme as well?

i thought it's just king

[winter adder]

Kaato (Card)
Her stand, which is also cards

[hexed seal]

if it is a card theme then i guess rip my wish of one of the last stands do smth with queen, it's most probably gonna be ace then

[vast ermine]

Idk what yallr talking about

[winter adder]

Metiiiiiiii suggests that Kaato’s stand might be called Queen because, even if she is apart of the family, she’s an outsider

[vast ermine]

oh ok

Killer queen

[hexed seal]

scarlet queen

[grizzled pilot]

Haato (Heart) and Daiya (Diamond)

and the others

[vast ermine]

Norisuke - King

[winter adder]

He really is one

[hexed seal]

a dead one

[winter adder]

):

[vast ermine]

Keep your chinm up king

IS HE DEAD

[winter adder]

He can’t, he’s dead

[vast ermine]

IS HE

[winter adder]

Probably not

I mean

The last time someone died, they just strung themselves back together

[hexed seal]

also can we talk, how king nothing is pretty much highway star but worse?

[winter adder]

But he’s also Moody Blues in a way (:

[hexed seal]

i mean with yuya fungami's smell he can also follow paths

he is better than a dog

[winter adder]

Far better than Iwasuke

[hexed seal]

tbh for a bit i had to think what iwasuke is

but i remembered now

[winter adder]

Doggy (:

Rock doggy

[hexed seal]

aye

[supple totem]

aye

[crude orchid]

i got up to Dawn at the hgiashikata house....GODDAMIT JOSHU

[daring bear]

damn that chapter is sad tho

when josuke had a breakdown

[crude orchid]

?

what are you talking about

[crude orchid]

if you arent physically attracted to dolomite you are lying

[daring bear]

@crude orchid this is what I was talking about

[crude orchid]

oh right me dumdum

but c-mon

look at the man

i beat those stubs could do things

[daring bear]

Dolomite is sexy

[crude orchid]

like the same amount of sexiness as danny devito\

[daring bear]

like bro

[crude orchid]

which is near infinite

mmmmmmmm

[daring bear]

do you every just bite rock

[crude orchid]

same

[daring bear]

cronch

[upper knoll]

What Christmas lewds

[crude orchid]

didnt realise it had that text when i found it lmao

just read mother and son

i like caato now

[daring bear]

caato is evil jolyne

[crude orchid]

i didnt say she was a good person

she is actually really morally conflicting

just that she is a nice character

yasuho... i feel bad for da plants.but this romanoff tho

i see why everyone like Rai now

[daring bear]

:)

you're powering through this part lmao

[crude orchid]

welp

just caught up with all of jojo

feels...weird

by the way im only reading colored

kinda sad

[daring bear]

I plan to reread jojolion when it's all done and colored

[crude orchid]

are you reading no color?

[daring bear]

yeah I'm completely caught up

[crude orchid]

i dont like the look of no color.

[daring bear]

you get used to it

[crude orchid]

do we know when the next volume is coming out?

[daring bear]

new chapter is released on the 18th I think

I don't know about colored

[crude orchid]

hmm

is it worth reading no color?

[daring bear]

I think so

[crude orchid]

ill try

[daring bear]

you can be with the cool kids

Araki's line art is really nice

[crude orchid]

ok ill be honest i didnt want to read no color becuase my crush rold me not to

[daring bear]

you don't get to see as much of it in the colored

whY

[crude orchid]

he said he doesnt like it

and i mean

he is my crush

[daring bear]

what was his reason tho

[crude orchid]

he doesnt like the look of it

[daring bear]

:/

[crude orchid]

ok ill admit

it

it is a bit disorienting without the color

but

araki is an amazing artist

[daring bear]

indeed

you get used to it

it was strange for me too

[crude orchid]

i was about to go on a rant about why my crush is my crush but i managed to stop myself

ill do it in r/teenagers discord

[daring bear]

lol

[winter adder]

I don’t blame you, KQM

[obsidian iron]

Has chapter 93 not come out yet or just not on manga zone?

[supple totem]

I dont even think theres a prewiew yet

But in like 5 or 4 days

There should be a prewiew

[north linden]

Chapter 93: joshu eats a single slice of white bread for 50 pages

[grizzled pilot]

I really like 'white bread'.

[north linden]

The 'white bread',..... I'm going to eat it....okayy?

[winter adder]

Joshu: Okayyyyy~?
Haato: ...
Daiya:

[north linden]

Wait.... That 'white bread'...

Twist: the white bread is a rock animal

[winter adder]

Then rock animals are just completely dropped and Yasuho never had a dad and was just a test tube baby
(That was created by the rock humans all along, also her ex boyfriend is also associated with the hospital btw)

[night moon]

i fucking hate jojolion

[kind owl]

@night moon, Your Stand Power is now level 12 !

[night moon]

lol that was not an appropriate message to rank up on

i was gonna make a joke about them killing johnny off in flashbacks

😔

[timid rune]

rip horse man

[night moon]

he wheeled fast and died a virgin

[timid rune]

bruh

when you called johnny a virgin it reminded me of bug bite

[night moon]

mmm

[winter adder]

He would be long dead by now anyway ):

[night moon]

he just be lovin the b u g b i t e

i mean yeah but learning that he died at 29 because his head got crushed by a rock is disheartening to say the least

[grizzled pilot]

eh

[timid rune]

he also somehow made some leaves stand

[grizzled pilot]

the rock was just for good measure

[timid rune]

yeah

had to make sure he was dead

[grizzled pilot]

he was dead already dead

[night moon]

yeah ik

i cried tho

[winter adder]

The rock will puppet his corpse just like how ||DIO|| used Jonathan’s body

[night moon]

is that a spoiler

?

if ur on part 8 youve probably read/watched part 3

[winter adder]

It is because DIO’s in JoJolion, it’s happening

[grizzled pilot]

its true

[night moon]

diego had a secret child

[winter adder]

With Enyaba

He did marry for money or whatever

Then Geo Geo hops in to declare himself as the long-lost blood rival of Josuke

And Josuke has no fucking clue who this guy is

[hybrid pawn]

Just saying

The bug fight

10/10

[supple totem]

ihsomotubak

[minor ore]

Imagine having incredible abilities such as removal of abstract properties and creating heat and then using it to fight beetles.

[simple kraken]

What else would they use it for

[runic light]

become a pair of famous chefs

one cooks the food and one removes excess ingredients to make perfect dishes

[supple totem]

yes.

joubin uses it to make popcorn

[stiff stratus]

4 more days

Till the

Localocaloclocaloca

[minor ore]

it’s da 10th

8 more days

[supple totem]

Branched lokakaka reqiuem

[crude orchid]

i would not be suprised if soft & wet requiem is a thing

[winter adder]

Look, Josuke, see that uniquely designed rokakaka? I’m just going to refer to it as the rokakaka, but let it be known that eating “the rokakaka” will grant you super powers beyond your wildest dreams

[night moon]

wow i just realized i did not finish jojolion

im just gonna

aight

[night moon]

josefumi is the only character that doesnt look like josuke

[night moon]

dude i didnt think id be grieving kira of all people

[winter adder]

Hey.

[night moon]

i mean

new kira is great

[winter adder]

[supple totem]

i don't know what to think about Kira

He is a ship docter

but

He has 48 women locked up in sailor outfits in his sex dungoen

[grizzled pilot]

pretty fucked up of kira to do that

[winter adder]

That was Ojiro!!!!

[full dove]

Smh when people say kira did that

[supple totem]

guess ill need to reread jojolion

[wild wave]

The whole point of the arc is that it was actually Ojirou

[exotic spade]

Well what else are you gonna do when you're not hitting the waves

[supple totem]

i guess it's cringe to forget the plot of an arg that was over 80 chapters ago

never would have guessed

or just you forgetting anything makes you cringe

got it

[wild wave]

Yep your right

[exotic spade]

Pretty cringe bruh

[simple kraken]

Kinda cringe bro you gotta remember everything

[exotic spade]

I've remembered everything from jojo

[ocean mirage]

i doubt it

[exotic spade]

Go ahead and quiz me I'll get every question right

[minor ore]

what does civil war look like

[ocean mirage]

who drew the art piece on the right

[simple kraken]

leonardo dicaprio

[timid rune]

civil war is like

uhh

a cylinder

[minor ore]

incorrect

your statement has been proven to be false, you shall be executed via GER

[exotic spade]

Obviously it was araki

[ocean mirage]

civil war looks like foo fighter

[timid rune]

damn

[exotic spade]

Because he drew the page

Next question

[minor ore]

how did gyro create his mini steel ball

[ocean mirage]

have araki ever experimented with the Ben Day dots technique and if yes, what's the example of it

[supple totem]

i actually remember that one

i want to answer

can i answer?

[ocean mirage]

which question?

[supple totem]

bonfires question

[minor ore]

since this fool cant sure, go ahead

[supple totem]

it was created from train rails right?

[ocean mirage]

oh yeah I think he broke it off of his belt

idk, i might be wrong

[minor ore]

he made the steel ball from his belt buckle

[wild wave]

Which mini steel ball?

[supple totem]

FUCK

[wild wave]

Johnny made that one

In the Sandman fight

[minor ore]

pretty sure it was gyro

[exotic spade]

He bought them off of steely dan

[minor ore]

johnny doesent use them so how would he know

[ocean mirage]

in which chapter did gyro make a bridge with the balls?

[supple totem]

he does use the steel ball in the final chapters against his horse, slowdancer

[minor ore]

he made a rope for him and johnny to use in the race

never

next question

[ocean mirage]

part 6 never

[supple totem]

correct C:

[minor ore]

p6 will be skipped for p7

[ocean mirage]

they should just skip straight to 8

[minor ore]

and give everyone trauma about josuke having 4 balls?

yeah sounds a good idea

[ocean mirage]

from gangster straight to 4 balls, boom

[minor ore]

seriously though

everyone acted like it was a traumatic experience about josuke having 4 balls

[supple totem]

yasuo has seen it in live action

[ocean mirage]

hell yeah dude

[minor ore]

6 more days

until chapter 93

[ocean mirage]

so do you guys think that the balls form a square or is it in a straight line?

[supple totem]

does the prewiews come out on a specifik date?

[minor ore]

its usually in the middle of the month

[ocean mirage]

he doesn't have 2 penis though

[supple totem]

no. BUT

its probably a half kira , half josephumi pp

[minor ore]

what the fuck is that statement sch

[supple totem]

bonfire is traumatized

oh no

[minor ore]

im not

[supple totem]

bonfire is not traumatized

good

[ocean mirage]

he was wearing the hat

[minor ore]

when its chats like these

goddamn im happy i dont tell poeple to watch jojo

[supple totem]

:C

[ocean mirage]

maybe they're not ready to talk about quadruple testicles?

if gappy fuses with yasuho, would he lose them?

[minor ore]

futa

[ocean mirage]

whatever he becomes, he would probably looks like abacchio

[exotic spade]

Probably would sound like him too

[kind owl]

@exotic spade, Your Stand Power is now level 9 !

[ocean mirage]

no, he would sound like narancia

[exotic spade]

Oh shit didn't even see the Yasuho thing

I thought some dude just randomly said futa

[tidal solstice]

About the pp thing

Yashuo said it was only 1 rod

Even uf it was 2 pps fused

Theyd have to be equal length

So imagine a pp that's 9 inches on 1 half and 5 inches on the other half

[exotic spade]

That'd be a good design, you should submit that to bad dragon

[tidal solstice]

Who's bad dragon? R34 artist?

But if that was the case wouldn't the urethra cut off at the 5 inch mark

So josuke could only pee and cum from the small side and the big side would be completely useless?

[exotic spade]

Perfect design

Make some money

[tidal solstice]

Know what'd be better

If one side was 2-3 shades darker than the other

Cus kira yoshikage-joestar was like in his 30s

And josefumi kujo was how old?

20?

[minor ore]

Kira 29 and Josefumi 19

[ancient depot]

bad dragon makes sex toys

[simple kraken]

They were both chads so gappy is at least 8 inches

[ocean mirage]

at least 12

[tidal solstice]

Josefumi was a twink and kira was a dom top that kidnapped women

So yeah 9

[queen fox]

Kira was like old af

29

most jojo characters aren't even 20 lol

Jojolion is a rare breed

[tidal solstice]

If gappy has a child, do the genes work like DIO

Where it's 1/4th father 1, 1/4th father 2, and 1/2 mother?

[crude orchid]

ask some geneticists

wait ok im confused

is joubin a antagonist?

[tidal solstice]

Jobin is like that character in media where they try and do something good for their family but it just goes horribly fucking wrong

And then the family goes "wtf is wring with u you stupid bitch"

[crude orchid]

ah

that is what is happening

i'm reading the ozone baby fight

so thats pretty on point

[tidal solstice]

I'm pretty sure Game of thrones and Star vs. has characters like that

Also they're done horribly

[crude orchid]

star vs has the worst finale

dang paper moon king is doing a job almost beating scary monsters at being my fave stand

[tidal solstice]

It rlly did tho

Wait why we speculating on josuke's dick when we already saw the outline of his boner

All somebody has to do is the scaling math

[crude orchid]

oooooohh a free-for-all battle would be cool

which would be joubin&tsurugi vs poor tom vs josuke&rai

[tidal solstice]

That's what i've been speculating for months

[crude orchid]

why

[tidal solstice]

Since people are all like "where's the main villain and final battle?"

[crude orchid]

oh that

[tidal solstice]

And i'm like

This is a mold breaker part

There is no main villain

[crude orchid]

i thought you were talking about his dick

oh coool a final battle thats a free for all

[tidal solstice]

HIS DICK! DID YOU SEE HIS DICK! That's the most important part!

Anyways

[night moon]

what if part 8 ends w johnny being split in half again or some poetic shit like that

[tidal solstice]

All these characters have different motivations

[crude orchid]

so one team would obviously be yasuho josuke and rai

[tidal solstice]

And they all want the rokakaka

There is only 1 special one

[crude orchid]

another joubin with probs tsurugi i would say caato with him as well

[tidal solstice]

So I specualted ever since ojiro returns

[crude orchid]

oh and norisuke would be trying to help josuke

but wouldnt be part of their team

[tidal solstice]

What if the final arc is a battle in the streets of morioh

[crude orchid]

and then some rock humans

i was thinking that

and the branch is just there.

on the ground

[tidal solstice]

I was also thinking it'd be a real time.battle

Like multiple arcs in real time back to.back

[crude orchid]

it would be kinda like the battle for the requiem battle

[tidal solstice]

Like maximum security ward

Or orlando

[crude orchid]

no not happening back to back

all at the same time

and it alternates

between arcs

[tidal solstice]

Like one piece?

[crude orchid]

like [stand A] part 1 and then next two are [stand B] and [stand C] and then it goes back to [stand A]

[tidal solstice]

Enies lobby?

[crude orchid]

oooohhhh and maybe its kind of like the final battle of endgame and each party has a moment when they have the branch and its just being tossed everywhere

or its all just called The Final Battle for The New Rokaka

Locaca?

and its different arcs disguised as 1

[night moon]

that'd be great

i think they might go for a more low-key finale tho

[tidal solstice]

I'd prefer this battle royale over the 16 chapters in a row of johnny and gyro vs valentine

[night moon]

fuck you

[tidal solstice]

Jojolion needs this finale

Fuck me urself coward

It's the least favorite part in japan rn

At a 9%

[crude orchid]

yeah lets collectively fuck them SBR gang

[tidal solstice]

U don't need a gang. It's called the jojo fandom in general

[night moon]

i will fuck you my dude

come at me bitch

[tidal solstice]

"I will suck ur dick"

[crude orchid]

"I will tuck u in bed"

[night moon]

im gonna fucking protect your virginity at all costs

[crude orchid]

^

[night moon]

oh wait ur a jojo fan

[tidal solstice]

Wanna see what the intellectual jojo haters make:

[crude orchid]

i love how we just cant help but be wholesome

[crude orchid]

i use to think that

[night moon]

i dont think im being that wholesome rn lol

[crude orchid]

now i think part 7 is the pinnacle of entertainment

[night moon]

^

[tidal solstice]

Ok zoomer

[night moon]

also the art kinda got worse in part 8

pls dont stone me

[tidal solstice]

Is nonody gonna mention the most recent chapter of jojolion

[night moon]

no

[tidal solstice]

Where gappy is in only underwear

[crude orchid]

im trying to catch up

no spoil pls

[tidal solstice]

And the thiccest jojo

[crude orchid]

nooo

i need to learn this myself

[night moon]

i’m still on like chapter 40 or smn lol

[tidal solstice]

Can i send it anyway

[night moon]

i’ve already seen it

so go ahead

[crude orchid]

uwu

[tidal solstice]

^This is the straightest jojo

[crude orchid]

i find a hew husbando

oh shit u right

[night moon]

hmm

[crude orchid]

welp

[tidal solstice]

Araki said he has the same anatomy as jotaro

[crude orchid]

back to kirishima then

[tidal solstice]

So yeah, jotaro in part 8 style would look like that

[crude orchid]

how

oh wait yeah

[night moon]

yeah

it’s true

[crude orchid]

i can see that for sure

[night moon]

we all know who the thiccest jojo character is tho

[crude orchid]

who

[tidal solstice]

So the reverse is true. Gappy in part 3 style would be as buff as jotaro

[crude orchid]

of course you would

[night moon]

whats that supposed to mean

[tidal solstice]

Reasons to skip part 6 and 7 anime: Animating jojolion would produce a shit ton of straight jojo porn

[crude orchid]

stop

dont do this to me

[night moon]

who wants straight jojo porn

wait

[tidal solstice]

Not me

[night moon]

oh you mean jojo porn involving women

[tidal solstice]

I just want better quality images

All the jojolion r34 is in pencil

[crude orchid]

why are we discussing this

[tidal solstice]

Shh

[crude orchid]

no

[tidal solstice]

This is important

[crude orchid]

I AM SPEAKING OUT

NO ITS NOT

[tidal solstice]

OH NOOOOOOOO

I JUST REALIZED

When jojolion anime comes out

The fandom sized will have doubled

And more cringe artists and toxic fans will have come in

[kind owl]

@tidal solstice, Your Stand Power is now level 16 !

[tidal solstice]

And geuss what

Those same people. Will probably lewd tsurugi

[night moon]

wow mary got a new flair

also thats fucked

[crude orchid]

NOOOO

[tidal solstice]

Noooooo

You know those people

That are like

"A ha ha trap sexy"

[crude orchid]

i sniff cant waot

[tidal solstice]

Lewe tsurgui is going to be as cursed as boku no pico episode 2

[exotic spade]

Tsurugi got closer to Yasuho pussy than josuke

[crude orchid]

stop

[tidal solstice]

Josuke rubbed his boner against her crotch when they hugged

[crude orchid]

oh

ok

[tidal solstice]

Don't remember?

[crude orchid]

anything shipping yasuho and josuke is fine

[tidal solstice]

Araki said this is one of the first/few parts that's romance-centric

[crude orchid]

bruh my friend who is currently watching jojo thought that the point of jojo was the colors

[tidal solstice]

So technically, you could consider the first half of jojolion a harem anime

[crude orchid]

and i look at him with the most look when he told me

[tidal solstice]

Josuke

Yashuo

Daiya

[crude orchid]

uh oh

[tidal solstice]

Hato to an extent

[crude orchid]

stinkyyy

[tidal solstice]

Karera

But don't u dare ship him with kyo

[ocean mirage]

joshu and kaato is a good ship

also yasuho and kyo

[crude orchid]

kaato is joshus mum if im not mistaken

[crude orchid]

is soft & wet's ability meant to be a more mechanical version of the rokaka's ability?

its kind of similar

[wild wave]

What?

[crude orchid]

like ok

[kind owl]

@crude orchid, Your Stand Power is now level 10 !

[crude orchid]

in the bathroom josuke but his beard hairs on hato and joshu

the new rokaka could do that right?

[wild wave]

No?

[crude orchid]

hmm

[wild wave]

The new Locacaca exchanges the injured body parts of a person with those of a healthy person close to them (or at least that’s how it looks, we don’t really know)

[crude orchid]

ohhh

[wild wave]

While Jousuke just stole his hairs, and put them on something else, it’s not an exchange

[crude orchid]

true

but i didnt mean it to be the same

but similarish

he is giving it do a different person

[crude orchid]

i just finished Countdown to the Harvest

and wtf is happening

it talked about sometimes not being able to control your stand

for people i know arent up to here yet:||while tsurugi is fucking hiding norisukes corpse.well,he is at least unconcious||

someone help

sorry halfway through it

OHHH HISTORY REPEATS ITSELFFFFF

[minor ore]

why was part 8 manga so cheap btw

or is it just me

eh idk

[crude orchid]

thats just you

[daring bear]

Manga is so cheap in japan

Jojolion is the same price as any other JoJo manga

[crude orchid]

ohhh i thought you meant cheaply made

no it is cheap

no manga is expensive in japan

[daring bear]

no

it's only like 500 yen per volume

[ocean mirage]

ooh that's quite cheap

but i reckon it's in japanese

[daring bear]

it is

that's partly why it's so cheap

because they don't have to pay people who translate it

at least that's my guess

[ocean mirage]

so stuff like jump comic has more than one manga on it per volume right?

is that how it works?

[daring bear]

I'm not really sure

[crude orchid]

i assume you mean weekly shonen jump which is a manga magazine or mangazasshi which are a collection of different manga chapters

and then ultra jump is monthly and what jojo is currently running on

[ocean mirage]

oh ok

that makes sense

[crude orchid]

well..

i...

just finished all of jojolion

this

this is surreal

i am now completely caught up with jojo

i have achieved enlightenment

[minor ore]

[crude orchid]

cant wait until dr suess is confirmed to exist in SBR universe

[winter adder]

Who will be the rokakaka sacrifice 😳

[simple kraken]

Soft n Wet Requiem

Ability: shovel

[timid rune]

bruuhh

soft and wet is the counterpart of leaky eye luca!!!

[knotty walrus]

kinda new to jojolion and yoo jobin is hot

[mint gyro]

I see what you did there

[knotty walrus]

nani

I don't see what i did there 😳

[queen fox]

when you see his... you know

[minor ore]

[winter adder]

[west zealot]

[brave sentinel]

JJL has taught me one thing...

How to properly sleep on a bed

[ocean mirage]

what if gappy sleep under TWO matresses, would that make him even stronger?

[supple totem]

gappy has some serious lungs being able to breathe under a madress

a whole night

[crude orchid]

hey what do y'all think that josuke's true identity is?

[minor ore]

josefumi

[south mason]

alternate universe doppio

[crude orchid]

i think that Josuke Higashikata's true identity is...Josuke Higashikata

[minor ore]

it isnt tho

kinda

[crude orchid]

tell me which characters he is like

[minor ore]

josefumi for the most part

[crude orchid]

and kira

[minor ore]

same facial structure

[crude orchid]

and norisuke

[minor ore]

same stand and stand cry

[crude orchid]

and a bit of giorno

[minor ore]

he acts friendly until he is threatened

like how josefumi beat the shit out of the a phex twins

[crude orchid]

in the end he is himself in my opinion

[minor ore]

we've seen how josefumi acts so im confident enough with the evidence that its josefumi originally

[south mason]

is he Lit?

[minor ore]

3 characters even mention him as josefumi

[south mason]

Is he his Own Worst Enemy?

[minor ore]

damo, yotsuyu and josuke himself at one point

[crude orchid]

how many times do people call him kira though

[minor ore]

thats only at the start and the latest chapter as far as im aware of

when josefumi wasnt shown yet

[crude orchid]

i think he is a higashikata

[minor ore]

also kira yoshikage doesent have any Jos in his name so

Josefumi kuJo

a main jojo always has 3 things

the jojo in their names, the birthmark and a punch ghost for the most part

kira's stand cry is even wryyyyeah

[tidal solstice]

So anyways

Are the japanese right when they say 8 drags too long

[minor ore]

not really

[south mason]

it's better than a part being too short

[simple kraken]

Part 8s pretty fast to read imo

[runic shoal]

6 days

[tidal solstice]

The only slow arc in part 8 is the beetle one

[ocean mirage]

the beetle fight was GORY

[sharp mauve]

Fuck that arc

It was gross and pretty boring

Beetles suck

[wild wave]

Beetle Tendency hate

Sad to see

[tidal solstice]

Too many text walls

Any time i reread jojolion

I get to that arc

And i'm like

Why am i reading a light novel?

[lucid fiber]

That was one of my favorite arcs

The heck

[daring bear]

I fricking loved the beetle fight

[ocean mirage]

i like it, josuke had to glue one of the leg back on the beetle

[daring bear]

warning, gore! warning, gore!

[ocean mirage]

it's a strange way to learn about speed king but

i guess that's how araki wants to introduce jobin to us, a sly bastard

[queen cypress]

beetle tendency top tier arc

i dont get the complaints of part 8 dragging on too long

its just almost as long as part 7 rn and we're most likely near the end

[pulsar yoke]

How often are part 8 chapters released?

Ah, I see thank You

That's not as bad as I thought it would be lol

[winter adder]

Although they’re usually translated either the day of release or probably the day after, it’s loose

[supple totem]

there's a new jojolion cover

[wild wave]

Yep

Speed King legs

[minor ore]

[queen fox]

woah

[grizzled pilot]

yeah

the cover was shown off a little while ago tho

[ocean mirage]

lanky legs speed king has

[hexed seal]

w8 is it the coloured fan version or is it official volume cover?

[velvet heron]

Beetle arc is unironically the best arc in part 8

[hexed seal]

i enjoyed blue hawaii more

[velvet heron]

Blue Hawaii is the worst one

Just Highway Star but bad

[hexed seal]

i liked blue hawaii a lot since it felt like there is no escape

no matter where you go and what you do

and gappy did lose that fight

which is not something you see everytime

i would say taht doobie wah was my least favourite one

or i am the rock

[minor ore]

so speed king is confirmed to have legs?

[velvet heron]

And feet too 😋

[hexed seal]

oh w8

this is not the same as the chapter cover

i guess it is the volume one

soft and wet changed to speed king ,and the top row switched with bottom row

[kind owl]

@hexed seal, Your Stand Power is now level 10 !

[exotic spade]

Speed king got the Rodney Copperbottom legs

[minor ore]

honestly

its rather nice to see the full design of speed king

even if i prefer the original design

[hexed seal]

speed king feelsvery metalic

like a robot

[echo tiger]

Why was the most epic fight ive seen so far between two bugs?

[tidal solstice]

Wrong

It was a pregnant lady and an abortion doctor

[exotic spade]

Wrong

It was between the four testicled man of Japan and the paraplegic who eats mud and kfc

[sharp mauve]

Hey who ever said he ate mud!

[exotic spade]

Its implied

But he also eats kfc so its practically the same

[tidal solstice]

Part 8 has the 2nd best fights and stands in the series behind part 5

imo if it keeps consistency with stands like A3L, Vitamin C, Ozone baby, doctor wu, etc. It's gonna be great

[astral cargo]

Part 8 has my favorite fights in the series so far

Vitamin-C and Ozone Baby are great

[tidal solstice]

And doctor wu. Like the reveal that mitsuba was actually a badass tho.

[astral cargo]

Yeah

[tidal solstice]

Oh and kira yoshikage flashback

Blowing up the boat

Epic

Why damo is awesome: Like Dio, he affects the story even after his death. And when you seem him and his team in flashbacks ur pissed and frightened bc you know they're gonna win.

[astral cargo]

^

Damo Tamaki got introduced as a meme character which was the best part

I wasn’t expecting the arc to be so fucking good

He’s introduced as Hato’s deadbeat boyfriend and you expect him to be a villain, but not the boss of the gang of Rock Humans

[tidal solstice]

Damo literally talks about him and hato fucking in front of norisuke

[chilly summit]

Power Move.

[marble ridge]

https://youtu.be/4M4pWKPvAG8

[ocean mirage]

Part 8 ed already

Jojo really inspires people

[marble ridge]

https://youtu.be/JKL1Y19sJEE

[delicate cedar]

a lot of the content after vitamin C has seemed kinda...i dunno. As if it isn't as well planned out as previous content?
Urban Guerrilla and Doremifasolati Do felt really dragged out.
Blue Hawaii is basically filler and contradicts itself in how it affects people.
Ozone Baby happened, I guess
Wu Tomoki's arc was pretty interesting and epic
and the current arc seems to just be jumping all over the place and has completely blown its load early with the reveal of the Head doctor from Tohru, it massively de-escalated the tension of not knowing who this guy was or what he looked like

Part 8's sinking on my part list, let's put it like that

there are still SO many questions have that have yet to be answered and/or haven't been addressed in a long, long time and this is feeling like a part climax, so I'm beginning to worry that a lot of those questions aren't going to be answered at all

[cyan viper]

well, its Araki, the guy that always wrote a solution to almost every impossible problem in the series, so who knows

[delicate cedar]

here's hoping. I haven't been extremely vocal about these issues seeing as the part isn't over yet, but I'm getting a bit anxious

[minor ore]

[delicate cedar]

[marble ridge]

Moshi moshi

[long dragon]

Part 8 is dumb

Like we got a whole bunch of things that just got forgotten entirely

Wall Eyed

Or the maid who never gets used again...

[daring bear]

wall eyes will probably come back bro

[long dragon]

Nah man. Arakai forgot already

[daring bear]

but I'm not so sure about the maid...

[long dragon]

I can't remember a lot of Part 8 names

Part 4 kept it to a small cast for the most part

I'm shit at remembering Japanese names because my mind doesn't register them

[daring bear]

I'm not judging part 8 too hard at this point since it isn't complete

[minor ore]

part 8 is awesome

[daring bear]

I'm definitely enjoying part 8

gappy has grown into my favourite jojo

[delicate cedar]

I'm cautiously optimistic

[marble ridge]

@long dragon the maid girl? Kyosoko Nijimura I think

yeah Kyo Nijimura is the maid

name of the maid

she's a thot btw

[stiff stratus]

Guys is it bad that my favourite fight in part 8 is the beetle one

[queen fox]

no, it's really good

[astral cargo]

I can definitely understand what you’re feeling Grease Lightning

There are so many loose ends rn and I’m worried that not all of them will be tied up by the end of the part

[wild wave]

Part 8 isn’t over dawg

[astral cargo]

Obviously

But like Grease Lightning said, it’s a sense of “cautious optimism”

I‘m excited to see the part conclude

But I’m worried not everything will be answered.

Bc there’s a lot to address

and a lot of character arcs that have yet to conclude

[long dragon]

I mean shit Kyo is a gender flipped Okuyasu

Equally as wasted foo

[queen fox]

I mean, how'd you use Kyo?

also part 8 is going to be 30 volumes long, I call it

[wild wave]

Yeah Kyo is pretty cool with the spy sort of thing but honestly what else is there for her to really do?

[queen fox]

I think Kyo is coming back, but she's likely not going to fight

[supple totem]

I doubt it. Tsurugi went sicko mode and killed the whole higashkata family

including kyo that isn't a higashkata

[queen fox]

when tf did that happen

[main cedar]

Did we get an explanation om tsurugi dragging norisuke's body?

Because I remember that happening but in the chapters after that, norisuke was fine.

[minor ore]

no explanaition yet

still on the part where tsurugi was under the effects of his disease

[slow grail]

can't believe josuke stole kira's balls

[minor ore]

i scroll down to you saying that

good job

[astral cargo]

Kyo has almost as much skin in the game as Jousuke yet she plays absolutely no active role in the plot

She ain’t even trying to help or anything smh

[daring bear]

I thought she was erased from existence by some sort of stand at first lmao

[tidal solstice]

ZA HANDO

[daring bear]

yes Kyo got ZA HANDO treatment by Araki

[minor ore]

Kyo got erased by the O.G.

[daring bear]

Norisuke in that panel tho

bruh

I hope she comes back

because, jokes aside, she's a pretty cool character

I'm thinking maybe the head doctors ability can be countered in shakedown road

hmm I don't remember holly saying something like that

all we can do is hope

[winter adder]

Josuke being blind from rage from someone insulting his hair is like Giorno defeating one of the elite guards by folding his ear inwards
All Josuke II needs to do is use his nuts hehahehahah

[mint gyro]

The secret is teabagging while pursuing him. With 4 balls, Josuke’s teabagging is twice as powerful.

[winter adder]

Mamezuku L

[grizzled pilot]

L

[daring bear]

L

[marble ridge]

Loser

it stands for loser

I think

Or licker

[full dove]

[minor ore]

Legendary

[hexed seal]

New chapter???

[upper knoll]

In 3 days or so

[hexed seal]

ah

i just thought it was a new chapter released since people were posting manga pics

but it was last chapter

[winter adder]

It’s the extended little thing for the latest JoJolion volume

[full dove]

Does awakin three leaves has arms?

🤔

[odd monolith]

If they don't introduce stand fusions I will be irrationally and unreasonably dissapointed

[winter adder]

We have

Soft and Wet (:

And it looks like Jobin might’ve already fused Speed King since he has his new heat storage that’s somewhat similar to Kaato’s cards

Anything for the sake of the parlor

Including making Kaatobin the Mom-Son that gets to keep their memories unlike Josuke for some reason real

[queen fox]

fused Speed King?

that's just how Speed King works

[odd monolith]

what are you doing step-mom?

would you guys Kaato

cause holy s*** I'D Kaato

[winter adder]

I know, I just find it funny that Fun Fun Fun, Speed King, and Paper Moon seem to have their limitations loosened recently

[queen fox]

Araki did legit say that stands change, so it makes sense lol

[odd monolith]

are we forgetting about Tsurugi's flash-forward mentions about stands leveling up?

indeed

[queen fox]

also I can't believe people are getting confused on how Norisuke is alive

[odd monolith]

speedreaders

[queen fox]

I read each page as if it were the last thing I'll see, I'm not missing shit

[winter adder]

But it’s interesting how everyone’s decided to do so around the same time like we’re approaching the Quirk Singularity

Nyoooooom

[queen fox]

well imagine being shown that your stand is useless by a guy who doesnt have his memories

[winter adder]

You see, it’s actually Tsurugi using Paper Moon on Ojiro’s corpse which they’ve decided to drag in, hence why it doesn’t appear as though Norisuke had the rock disease transferred

[queen fox]

you'd make your stand stronger

[winter adder]

And you’d also get really tan with a fresh cut to show this power off as well

[queen fox]

ngl, I forgot who Ojiro was until the 2nd chapter of his re-reveal

[winter adder]

It took me a second with him because that’s what happens when you completely redesign a character with no explanation

[queen fox]

when his fingers fell off, I was like, damn new stand?!

[minor ore]

are we getting a new jojolion chap on 3 days?

[queen fox]

ya

[minor ore]

I hope next chap is also as good

[supple totem]

We got the preview yet?

[minor ore]

we'll get the preview probably on 18th

[supple totem]

And then we'll get a chapter on christmas.

Would be cool

[minor ore]

Oh my god

i have an idea

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Christmas special

[supple totem]

A crossover

[tulip bronze]

thicc

[north linden]

3 days boys

[brittle blade]

does anyone have the colored raw of volume 17?

[supple totem]

you have to buy it

and it's in jappanese

what you can do to translate it, is to read the english non colored

[brittle blade]

like with actual money

[supple totem]

with actual money

[brittle blade]

oh fuck

[supple totem]

you can find some colored volume 17 pages on google images if you are really desperate for it

[wild wave]

Does anybody have a transparent version of this logo?

[noble haven]

Yikes wait there is a line

one sec

FUCK

it was working for a sec

ok wait

@wild wave

[noble haven]

apparently there are 6 jojolion chapters that aren't "volumized"

newest volume comes out in 3 days and that volume is the 6 chapters

[river cobalt]

Yes finally

[noble haven]

Nah man I already read those

Like

new chapters plz

[river cobalt]

Ikr

Last read:26 days ago

[noble haven]

The new volume that's coming out in 3 days, its chapters are already released and fully translated, it's just that they weren't volumized and in 3 days they're gonna be

Damn so do we have to wait another 4-5 months??

[river cobalt]

Smh araki

[noble haven]

I'm assuming the new volume comes out in April 2019

2020*

April 19 2020

The day is always 19

[river cobalt]

Smh smh

[noble haven]

Actually in 3 days, it's gonna be the 8th year anniversary of jojolion

[river cobalt]

Lmao 8th year anniversary already

I bet 10th year and part 8 still wont finish 😂😂

[noble haven]

Fr

[queen cypress]

i got a good feeling it will

😔

[upper knoll]

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