jojolion

[exotic spade]

She's not dead is she?

[warped knoll]

no

[exotic spade]

She's in a coma

[sharp bone]

she’s coma

and the way she wrote all those numbers on herself, can we talk about that

she knew exactly what was happening to herself

[warped knoll]

OH GOD

[exotic spade]

And she says it in the funniest way

[sharp bone]

how long did it take jolyne to break her cycle and start writing on herself?

[exotic spade]

"oh, looks like I'm going into a coma"

[sharp bone]

a couple days or whatever?

[winter adder]

I typed comma earlier. I am such a fool. Don’t look

[exotic spade]

I saw

[sharp bone]

SIDENOTE I REALLY LOVED THE PART WHERE EMPORIO KEPT ELECTROCUTING HIMSELF

[winter adder]

DAMN IT

[exotic spade]

You sunuvabitch

[sharp bone]

IDK I FOUND IT REALLY FUNNY

[winter adder]

Ow ow ow ow

[sharp bone]

electrical outlet

[warped knoll]

BRUH IMAGINE THE ANIME FOR THIS SCENE HOLY SHIT AAAAAAAAAA ILL BE LIKE FUCKING 30 BY THIS TIME

[winter adder]

):

[exotic spade]

Remember when the limbless man got drowned in mud

[sharp bone]

“or what era i live in”

HUH

[exotic spade]

That was hot

[sharp bone]

FORESHADOWINF

😳

[warped knoll]

NANI

[winter adder]

Could it be

[sharp bone]

probably not.

but

idk

[warped knoll]

JOSUKE SAVES YOSHIKAGE KIRA

[sharp bone]

i think he’s just explaining his endless devotion to his mother

[winter adder]

Jousuke takes off his cap to reveal his pompadour

He also grows a rat tail

[sharp bone]

his true passion for protecting his mom

[warped knoll]

a rat

[winter adder]

Then he wears a high school uniform

[warped knoll]

like mickey mouse?

[winter adder]

Then he time travels back in time to another dimension

Where the fuck is he

[warped knoll]

AND THEN HE SAVES JOSUKE

[sharp bone]

LOL

[winter adder]

Obviously

[exotic spade]

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY BALLS

[kind owl]

@exotic spade, Your Stand Power is now level 3 !

[warped knoll]

gappy balls are hot

[sharp bone]

i know that we are likely never going back to the original universe but sometimes i fantasize about it

[winter adder]

Even though he would be in college and shouldn’t have a high school uniform

[sharp bone]

just the idea

the universe is basically already wringed though so

[warped knoll]

isnt that just eyes of heaven

[sharp bone]

sorta

[warped knoll]

josuke meets josuke

[sharp bone]

but idk

josuke and hat josuke

[warped knoll]

josuke and dosuke

[winter adder]

There’re no “original” and “Steel Ball Run” universes. They’re all one universe. Just look at Araki’s artwork, they’re often all together. The JoJolion advertisements display Harvest running around JoJolion’s Morioh and you can see Josuke, Okuyasu, and more in the reflection of the shop they’re sitting near. The two universes have always existed as one

[warped knoll]

OH FUCK

[sharp bone]

shhh

[winter adder]

You see.

[warped knoll]

is that diego, kakyoin, or fugo behind johnny?

[minor ore]

Kakyoin

[winter adder]

Yeah

[warped knoll]

oh

yeah i can see the earrings

[winter adder]

The design on Johnny’s shirt has depth...he...it’s not just lines....

[warped knoll]

bruh look at kakyoins eyes he looks like someone took a dump on the floor

zoom in

[winter adder]

HOLY SHIT

[warped knoll]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

hermes looks frightened

[winter adder]

She and Kakyoin are looking at The Corpse

[exotic spade]

She's scared of cripples

[warped knoll]

she screamed because someone took a dump on the floor

kakyoin looking at it

johnny probably took it

[exotic spade]

Johnny doesn't care

[warped knoll]

pucci gettin out of there

[exotic spade]

Jesus told him to

Johnny and pucci could get along

They about that Jesus life

[warped knoll]

also look at tusk act one hiding behind the grass

hes so cute

[minor ore]

So Satoru wanna sell liquid rokakaka

[winter adder]

Oh I didn’t see that (:

That’s how it’ll be sold medically

[minor ore]

Why he is villain then?

[winter adder]

Well

[minor ore]

now Josuke can legally buy it

[sharp bone]

my jojo gamer stickers arrived

[winter adder]

That’s the thing

[sharp bone]

now i can finally flex my part 8 knowledge on the common folk

[minor ore]

This dude just want to sell liquid rokakaka

[winter adder]

The Rokakaka as it is can only replace organs with stone

The New Rokakaka can use others’ organs

[minor ore]

Wait what

He can equivalent exchange with other person

[winter adder]

That’s how Josuke came to be

[minor ore]

That’s why Kira’s mom suffers now?

[winter adder]

She suffers because the rock humans at the hospital performed experiments on her

[sharp bone]

oh dear lord there’s a big tiddy jotaro sticker in here

like genderbentaro

[winter adder]

Jousuke thinks that’s fucked up and wants to kill them because of that, because they want to get their hands on the new rokakaka, and because their business revolved around extorting people to endlessly turn different parts of their body into stone and will soon involve the 1% using those below them as sacrifices so they can achieve biological immortality (potentially)

[minor ore]

I hope Jobin gonna be main villain

After his stand’s true potential was revealed

Like Josuke kills satoru akefu somehow

And all rock human’s cartel is destroyed in process

And now there’s only Jobin and Josuke

[winter adder]

That’s what I’m thinking will happen

Either him or Kaato since she’s been aiding Jobin and seems to be maybe responsible for the introduction of the rock humans or at least Damo’s group

[minor ore]

Jobin vs Jousuke will happen tbh idk if it’ll be the final battle or not tho

[winter adder]

It’ll be a huge Fortnite with all the parties clashing...is the leading theory

[minor ore]

Kaato gonna help to Jobin maybe?

Like Kaato’s stand useless

But she can emotionally manipulate her son

For her dirty deeds

[warped knoll]

done

[sharp bone]

how do we know it’s useless

[warped knoll]

dirt

cheap

[sharp bone]

we haven’t seen it’s full potential

[minor ore]

Idk it’s just storing objects at cards

It’s only useful to store gun

[sharp bone]

that’s like seeing star platinum get rid of the flesh bud and saying it’s useless, it’s only for surgery

smh surgery stand

[minor ore]

Yeah you right

I hope Araki at least gonna reintroduce her again

i mean did you notice the trend of returning characters from earlier parts of jojolion

Ojiro

Now Holly

now if we can get Kyo back too...

Kyo is irrevelant

But I mean Araki can kill Josuke

Because he can continue bloodline by Kyo

Kyo can you know became mother of next Joestar and tell story about Josuke

Like Josuke sacrifices his body to save Holly through equivalent exchange

[sharp bone]

can josuke even have kids

[glacial knoll]

THE NEW CHAPTER GOMY FUCK

[winter adder]

[sharp bone]

https://youtu.be/GTSZhIK2uQc i still like rewatching the part 8 op

[ocean mirage]

how can something so fake look so good?

[winter adder]

Isn’t that the ad for the colored scans?

(With the song overlaid)

[sharp bone]

yes

but i love it so much

[sharp mauve]

I'll listen never heard that before

I loved the fan made Stone Ocean theme

[ocean mirage]

i think it's ok

[sharp mauve]

A few months to a year and we'll hear some offical stuff for the Anime version

Geeez, the Stone Ocean soundtrack is going to be amazing

[ocean mirage]

do you think they're gonna announce it earlier than they did part 5

[winter adder]

E

[runic shoal]

So is the theory actually going to be true

That akefu is just a stand

[winter adder]

I don’t see anything to suggest this outside of the face thing

[ocean mirage]

i'm not sure

but a stand that people can see though?

[winter adder]

Which was likely a metaphor...I think people would be a little concerned if the guy speaking to them just had a smooth surface for a head

[exotic spade]

What was the stand in the stairwell

[winter adder]

The bumpy bump stand (:

[exotic spade]

That's gotta be akefu's stand

[winter adder]

Yup

[exotic spade]

If he himself was a stand that'd be ridiculous

He's most likely just a rockman

[winter adder]

People suggest that its sun-like eyes resemble an aspect of Tooru’s outfit

And that Satoru is either an illusion created by Tooru or somehow actually just Tooru even though he pointed to him and took his photo

However, they names are somewhat similar, the Head Doctor came out of nowhere, and they both wear dark colors, so that must mean they’re obviously going to be Doppio and Diavolo

[exotic spade]

I'm keeping an open mind because anything could happen in this part. But I'll take stuff like that with a grain of salt

[winter adder]

I personally don’t subscribe to this theory and hope that the next chapter finally dispels any doubt one way or the other

[sharp bone]

see the thing about this

[brittle blade]

I mean

[sharp bone]

the head doctor is an established figure

[brittle blade]

Every other rock human just came out of nowhere too

[sharp bone]

could tooru manage running a fake head doctor role

for this long

[sharp mauve]

Okay well Tooru is obviously bad in some way, and will be some foil in this story

[winter adder]

Right, but he especially came out of nowhere, he has no digital presence, the gang just find out about him and are shocked that this guy was just always around and is also just now walking around

[sharp bone]

love triangle lol

[sharp mauve]

Just based on the way the character has been written and displayed thus far

Tooru is bad

[winter adder]

We found out today that the rock humans recently took over the hospital, though

[sharp bone]

yeah

look here’s my theory

[winter adder]

But it’ll be a super-mega-twist when Tooru is actually fine despite looking like a clown

[sharp bone]

rock humans are bullshit

there’s my theory

[winter adder]

Then the ultra-giga-twist that he’s so obviously bad that we’re stupid for thinking otherwise

[sharp mauve]

Man I just cant see Tooru being good in any light

[sharp bone]

i don’t really like them

[sharp mauve]

He's bad neewwws

[winter adder]

I think I might see wheee you’re going with this but let’s see

[sharp mauve]

He gives me chills

[sharp bone]

i like tooru’s hat

[exotic spade]

He's evil because he's trying to get back with his ex

[winter adder]

This is the first time I’ve ever seen people suggest that it’s a hat

[sharp bone]

i heard it’s a hat

looks like one too

[exotic spade]

Is it not?

[sharp mauve]

Looks like a fro

To me

A araki hairstyle

[exotic spade]

It reminds me of black Sabbath's hat

[winter adder]

Tooru’s got the fresh cut

[sharp mauve]

^^

[brittle blade]

Maybe he has a jewfro

[sharp bone]

can we just shave joshu?

give him josukes hat

idk

something

[exotic spade]

Then what will Josuke wear

[sharp bone]

a fedora

[sharp mauve]

Joshu going to save Tsurugi

And take out noriski

Lol

Nut king

[brittle blade]

A rock in his eye

[sharp mauve]

Call

[sharp bone]

tsurugi looks fine in the flash forward so

hmm

[sharp mauve]

Someone is going to die for her

[brittle blade]

Him

[sharp mauve]

Him

I mean

[exotic spade]

Nut king call is a cool stand btw

[sharp mauve]

Lol

[sharp bone]

i don’t think it would be norisuke tbh

he doesn’t look stoned

[sharp mauve]

Yeah too obvious at this point maybe

[sharp bone]

sooo what happens araki

[exotic spade]

And joshu having it makes it scarier

Which reminds me

Fuck milagro man

[sharp mauve]

Higashikata family has been shafted

[sharp bone]

shafted you say

[sharp mauve]

Since the Damo arc

Into the gutter

Until next chapter

When they save

Tsurugi

[rustic pier]

josuke's body👌

[sharp bone]

what if they all give a part of themselves

lol yeah right

would be really cool though

i don’t even think that’s possible

[sharp mauve]

"Hey Hato catch my arm" "Joshu, give me your legs!"

[rustic pier]

what if they just exchanged josuke's 2 extra balls

[sharp mauve]

Tsurugi too Smoll to die

Emporio

Hayato

[winter adder]

Rest In Peace Baseball Zombie Boy

[sharp mauve]

All herows

Heroes

Main kids don't die

Not yet

[sharp bone]

mmmm

[sharp mauve]

Tsurugi probalt the firdt

Fuck me

[sharp bone]

what about narancia, he was a baby boy

:(

[sharp mauve]

Yeah Fuck u jobin

[sharp bone]

not quite

[sharp mauve]

Makin ur kid suck more

[sharp bone]

tsurugi is just a little boy scared to die

who will do anything to survive

:(

it’s tragic

he’s an antagonist but a villain, nah

[sharp mauve]

Yeah then he killed a lot of people and got almost killed 87,000 times by stands

LMAO

[sharp bone]

thing about tsurugi is he’s easily manipulated

[sharp mauve]

Josuke beating the shit out of a 2 foot tall Tsurugi

[sharp bone]

like 3 people have drawn tsurugi to their causes by now

[sharp mauve]

Yeah kids are very impressionable

So a fathers small touch will do anything

[sharp bone]

i wouldn’t say he can’t switch again

[rustic pier]

hes a perverted kid

[sharp mauve]

He's a smart kid too

So he can survive

[rustic pier]

build him a harem to keep him in checl

check

[sharp bone]

so let’s put these events in line

while josuke is sunbathing in his undies

[rustic pier]

jojojojojojojojojo brand undues

[sharp bone]

tsurugi is having a bruh moment

[rustic pier]

undies

[sharp bone]

yeah

there are three places he can go

[sharp mauve]

And that evil girlscout mission

[sharp bone]

remember when norisuke said he’d kill josuke at the beginning of the story

good times

[sharp mauve]

That was a joooke

He'd neverr

[sharp bone]

yeahhh...

that’s what you think

but then, he reveals that his stand was being masked

the puzzle pieces peel off to reveal king crimson and he fucking GUTS josuke

the end

[winter adder]

The real villains are the unseen rich people that’ll benefit from the rokakaka
We get a new arc of Jousuke killing evil aristocrats and redistributing wealth

[sharp bone]

so that’s the real villain

i dunno

[winter adder]

Communist Jousuke

Norisuke’s sleeping

[sharp bone]

norisuke doesn’t look fatally injured

[winter adder]

Zzz...

[sharp bone]

see the thing about joj is that most of the time if someone’s dead

you can tell

[winter adder]

You sure ):

I thought Mamezuku was gone

[sharp bone]

you did?

how

[winter adder]

He kind of exploded

Or imploded

[sharp bone]

oh yeah that

i mean, i sort of

didn’t really expect him to die yet

maybe that was just me

you know what would be real bold, if yasuho died

don’t say that

bad

[winter adder]

Remember when Jobin used Speed King to make Yasuho pass out

[sharp bone]

oh yeah

no the jobro is rai

rai is a true unit

shhhh

i want to increase her survival odds in my heart

[winter adder]

He was revealed three years ago
Gaaaaahhhhhh

[sharp bone]

that would be a bit

compromising

[winter adder]

Ouch

[sharp bone]

so on another note

if there is a part 9

who do you think will carry on that torch

it could theoretically be any higashikata but i dunno

[ocean mirage]

it'd be awesome if we get a part 4 continued

[sharp bone]

weymouth

[winter adder]

Blah blah Araki said if we want Part Nine to take place in Italy he’ll do it but I personally don’t like the idea of everything being rehashed and it’s not like Steel Ball Run was Phantom Blood II featuring Johnny fighting Diego in Britain because they were brothers so we don’t need Golden Wind II featuring Gioruno Giovanna fighting Evil Priest Not Diavolo because they’re trying to get the Corpse back alongside whatever cool mystical item or concept is also introduced

Actually that sounds kind of cool but they don’t necessarily need to be gangsters or something you know

[ocean mirage]

what about another jojo in the US

but this time no jail

[winter adder]

Weesnaw

Phewwwww

There’s only one place to go from here

And it was alluded to when the gang went to the Kennedy Space Center or whatever it is

JoJo in Space 😁

[sharp bone]

honestly

[ocean mirage]

what's the most obscure place for stand battle to happen?

[sharp bone]

i wouldn’t mind a part set in the big city

[ocean mirage]

wasn't part 3 in a city kind of ?

[sharp bone]

...

[brave sentinel]

Jojos in bikini bottom

[kind owl]

@brave sentinel, Your Stand Power is now level 19 !

[ocean mirage]

now that's an idea

[kind owl]

@ocean mirage, Your Stand Power is now level 16 !

[brave sentinel]

Lol we both leveled up

[sharp mauve]

I need.... *Cough... Stand power..

[sharp bone]

no.

[brave sentinel]

Now that i am caught up with jojolion i am going to reread all of jojos

Letsa Go!

[minor ore]

stando powah

same ima probably reread some more jojolion soon

[grand trench]

gappy is a rock man

nice

[austere kayak]

god im so confused

[kind owl]

@austere kayak, Your Stand Power is now level 6 !

[austere kayak]

i forgot about half of jojolion

like that whole bubble string thing or some shit with soft and wet

[brave sentinel]

Just remember then

Ez

[austere kayak]

😔

i wish

[minor ore]

just read lol

[austere kayak]

the new chapter had cool art

not really a fan of the head doctors stand tho

like that's ebic art

[minor ore]

it’s cool since it’s kinda scary but it seems busted as fuck

[austere kayak]

It's kinda lame tho

Like they're beating it by "BEING MADE TO PURSUE THE HD"

at least thats their plan

[minor ore]

how will that even work tbh

like do they have to be forced by someone else to do it

[austere kayak]

just give someone a mind control stand

and control josuke

[winter adder]

Blue Hawaii Time

[austere kayak]

BLUE HAWAII

dolomiti's eternal climax lagoon

[brave sentinel]

HD stand is wack

[austere kayak]

agree 😔

i don't see how they could make a very interesting fight out of it

like

[brave sentinel]

Its like a less interesting cmoon

[winter adder]

Doink bonk bwedededededwoo

[austere kayak]

not as interesting as like valentine and dati dizu dan datu chippu

[minor ore]

it could be a chaotic ass fight tbh

[austere kayak]

i love valentine 😔

[minor ore]

like they’re tryna weave in n out tryna dodge shit

[austere kayak]

i dont think you can dodge that shit

what if he just makes the air bump into you and destroy your flesh

[minor ore]

i definitely see that happening

lmao

mf just gon start hurting you with air molecules

[austere kayak]

Part 8
End (Shows gappy's mangled corpse on the ground)

[brave sentinel]

Oof

Joshu triumphantly atop a hill

[austere kayak]

no

[winter adder]

Remember how Gyro was all to use the rotation on air at least once

Jousuke producing ten children with his potent Joestar-Kira-Kujo sperm

[austere kayak]

what the fuck did you just say

[minor ore]

It’s Jousuke time baby

[austere kayak]

i hope Jojolion isnt the last part

cause i dont want this to be the last part

i liked the beginning

[winter adder]

Check the recent Araki Q&A panel thingy because he says something Along The Lines Of JoJo isn’t ending anytime soon even if there are plans for JoJolion’s end in sight and blah blah about Part Nine

[austere kayak]

happy noises

[minor ore]

im 90% sure there’ll be another part

[winter adder]

Where God DIO will appear and give Old Man Jousuke a kiss

[austere kayak]

What im really worried about

is part 6 bombing

and they decide to not animate p7

especially cause of the length and animating horses

[winter adder]

I don’t know if Stone Ocean’s worldwide reception is critical

[austere kayak]

I just hope it makes a lot of cash as an incentive to animate sbr

[winter adder]

Apparently not

There is that

[minor ore]

i think all 8 parts of jojo will be animated by David Productions

[winter adder]

I really don’t see why they wouldn’t be

Stone Ocean was confirmed by the second episode of Phantom Blood

(Unless a meteor strikes David Production’s building or something. Ouch)

JoJolion sells fairly well, twice as much as Steel Ball Run allegedly

[sharp mauve]

Wym Stone Ocean was confirmed by second episode of Phantom Blood

Just bc it was so good

Were like shit this is going to last

That's how I feel

Why not, they make it very good and deliver every season

[austere kayak]

Unless a meteor Planet Waves strikes David Production’s building or something. Ouch

[sharp mauve]

And make good money too I'd have to imagine especiallt after golden wind

I couldn't imagine the potential DP holds to mold a new appreciation or view on Stone Ocean

[austere kayak]

Apparently part 3 wasnt very popular until the anime?

[sharp mauve]

The anime versions can definitely have a huge influence on your prior outlook

[austere kayak]

i cant wait to see sbr animated

the one thing i hate a lot about p6

is that long ass dragons dream bit

fuck that shiiiit

[ocean mirage]

hey, maybe david production can make it good

[minor ore]

they might

[ocean mirage]

i feel like the whole fight can be better when animated

[winter adder]

You see all six main JoJos in Sono Chi No Sadame’s beginning portion, I mean

People considered Baby Face to be the worst arc of Golden Wind and it wasn’t that bad in its animated form

Right?

[brittle blade]

Idunno

Kraftwerk wasnt that good either

Or clash and talkingheads

My name is Higashikata Josuke. My memories from when I was born are long gone from this world and they'll never come back. But even so, there's something I'm certain of. I am your son. No matter where I go, or what era I live in, that's something certain that I can believe in.

[sharp bone]

i didn’t really like

baby face

boring imo

[ocean mirage]

kraftwerk is good

[brittle blade]

I liked squalos an tizianos gay asses tho

[ocean mirage]

btw, seeing holly like this is not fun at all

[minor ore]

[paper quail]

has the new chapter dropped yet?

[kind owl]

@paper quail, Your Stand Power is now level 11 !

[west zealot]

bruh

You be almost 24 hours late

[paper quail]

I checked yesterday

so I waited a day and asked bruh

[minor ore]

Its great

Read it

Now

Or ill spoil it

[paper quail]

yes yes

I'm reading it now

[minor ore]

Good

[west zealot]

Lol I just think it's funny how dead it is in here and you ask about the new chapter

[paper quail]

based

[west zealot]

It's like I'm the last person at the party and you showed up out of nowhere

[minor ore]

Jobin

[west zealot]

who?

[minor ore]

Thats jobin

[paper quail]

lmao

[west zealot]

whooosh

[minor ore]

I love jobin

[west zealot]

Lmao I was making an Araki doesn't remember who Jobin is joke but oh well

[minor ore]

Hes still in the story though

More than any other higashikata

[analog skiff]

urban terrifies me in this panel

also is it just me or does it look like he's wearing the baggiest shirt in the world?

[minor ore]

Normal doctor coat probably

Poor tom is a doctor?

[analog skiff]

yes

that was established in the doctor wu arc

[minor ore]

Guess his treatment is eating women out

[analog skiff]

i mean according to the wiki...

doctor in obstetrics

[west zealot]

lmao

[analog skiff]

yep

[old marlin]

Hi

[west zealot]

Laughing that they forgot Poor Tom is a doctor actually

I had no idea what obstetrics meant until now though

[minor ore]

I didnt even know about it until now

[old marlin]

What's an Obstetric

Ohhh

[minor ore]

Urban should always have those car lights in his mouth

[old marlin]

Preggo doctor

[analog skiff]

Urbam in plain clothes his scarier than in his assassination suit

[minor ore]

I mean

[old marlin]

He just looks like a guy tbh

[minor ore]

Its hard to handdraw something so small

[old marlin]

A real weird guy but weird nonetheless

[analog skiff]

don't you mean a guy nonetheless?

[minor ore]

Still find it weird he gave that rabbit human jojo lips tho

[analog skiff]

what on earth does that mean bonfire

[minor ore]

The rabbit

[old marlin]

Yeah I meant that

[minor ore]

In the photo with kid kira

It has human lips

[old marlin]

That Rabbit was so cute

[minor ore]

Bu jojo lips i mean theyre very noticable

See?

[analog skiff]

also holy shit buff josuke

[minor ore]

B.I.G. Chungus

[old marlin]

I went to go get it I'm posting anyways

[analog skiff]

i thought you meant they gave urban rabbit lips

[minor ore]

Jousuke is fucking jacked

Probably did considering he has car lights in his mouth

[minor ore]

Josuke was jacked from the start

[analog skiff]

Josuke is jackeder

[minor ore]

yeah but now he jacked jacked

With jojo underwear

[old marlin]

Sucking all that cock worked out his core

[analog skiff]

also

does anyone else feel reminded of BTD by Holly constantly going through the sickness?

or however it was?

[old marlin]

She says it repeats

So yeah I felt that

[minor ore]

Alt holly is a chad

[old marlin]

But I really dont believe that was really Holly

[minor ore]

the way she described the head Doctor dude

[old marlin]

Idk what that was

[analog skiff]

hell holly seems kinda like the hayato

[old marlin]

She said He was Formless

[minor ore]

Illusion or not

[old marlin]

Creepy shit

[minor ore]

Shes cool

[old marlin]

Well his attack

[analog skiff]

non-stand user going through a loop thanks to exposure to the main villain trying to save main characters

[minor ore]

could not grasp his true form type shit

[old marlin]

And that he had no face

Teah

[analog skiff]

yeah i see quite a lot of part 4 ending parallels

[minor ore]

Im convinced the doctor is the main villian now

[old marlin]

I don't see all of that

Not a bad parallel atleast

[analog skiff]

I feel like it might be like

[old marlin]

Someone sent some cool parallel a while ago holup

[analog skiff]

head doctor and jobin will be like funny and alt diego

[minor ore]

definitely

Reee stop antagonizing my jobin

[ocean mirage]

Jobin bad haha

[minor ore]

he’s cool but him and jousuke are definitely on a collision course to fading each other

[analog skiff]

burhrhhh how about we got kyo to join the enddding

[minor ore]

Fuck you rigatoni, youre not even real

[ocean mirage]

Jobin bus

[analog skiff]

nah but seriously

i don't really think kyo will come back except maybe in the final fight

[minor ore]

i need my dope maid waifu back

[old marlin]

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[analog skiff]

i saw a pretty good point that the real issue is that jojolion has so well written characters that now the original throwaways are well written and people expect them to come back

[minor ore]

but you can be made to pursue him

[analog skiff]

something like hazamada for example

hazamada has no personality so basically nobody expected him to come back

[old marlin]

I like shit like this cuz I have no faith in araki, idk if he really intentionally made this parallel

[minor ore]

that wording is stuck in my head

[paper quail]

Wait

[old marlin]

Hazamada came back for a relatively unimportant ass arc tho

[analog skiff]

if he was well developed then people would be expecting him back in part 4

[paper quail]

is Holly dead or back in a coma?

[analog skiff]

same thing with kyo

back in coma

[minor ore]

coma

[paper quail]

but

[minor ore]

Coma

[old marlin]

Holly is in a comatose state

[paper quail]

the sand stuff

[old marlin]

Yeah

[minor ore]

Its rock

[old marlin]

This probably ain't even real

[paper quail]

yeah

[minor ore]

sometimes the side chick AINT even real

[paper quail]

I liked this

[ocean mirage]

Plot twist part 8 never happened

[old marlin]

Sometimes the Mom ain't even your mom, just redrawn Mitsuba

[minor ore]

Josuke is a underrated jojo

[analog skiff]

kyojiro nijimurasame

[old marlin]

Jousuke is liked wdym

[minor ore]

redrawn Mitsuba holy shit lmao

[old marlin]

I dont think I've met anyone who actively dislikes him

[paper quail]

yeezus

[analog skiff]

tbh at first i thought holly was going to be a new enemy stand user and then mitsuba

[minor ore]

everyone was saying that this morning

[old marlin]

CUZ SHE LOOKS LIKE MITSUBA

NOT HOLLY

[minor ore]

Yeah right?

Even i didnt think that was holly

i don’t disagre i just thought it was hilarious

[paper quail]

Mitsuba was drawn to look like Holly?

[analog skiff]

tbh before i read part 8 or finished part 7 i thought holly was an old hot pants

[old marlin]

I'm telling you some high class fuckery is going on rn

She do look like HP

[minor ore]

araki is playing us all

[paper quail]

also

[minor ore]

Hot pants dead

[paper quail]

did Araki confirm the spelling of Rokakaka is Locacaca

[old marlin]

Ok hold up

They're 2 diff things

[ocean mirage]

Hot pants looks masculine in most part

[minor ore]

Locacaca is another way of spelling rokakaka

[old marlin]

Locacaca is a serum

[analog skiff]

nah

[paper quail]

Locacaca and Rokakaka are the same spelling

[old marlin]

Serum some kind of shit

[analog skiff]

i took locacaca as medical bullshit to hide the connections to the fruit

i mean it is similar spelling

[minor ore]

There is a editor note when the locacaca is revealed

[paper quail]

but Araki never spelled it out in english

[old marlin]

It's the same pronunciation in japanese

So who really cares

[paper quail]

yeah

[ocean mirage]

The l and r is interchangeable

[minor ore]

Loca fruit

[paper quail]

L's are pronounced as R's in Japanese

[old marlin]

Yoqaqaqa Fruit baby!!!!!!!

[paper quail]

so Locacaca is still pronounced Rokakaka

[minor ore]

I hope in the anime they will say rokakaka and not locacaca though

[old marlin]

Yeah we know

[analog skiff]

rokalaka?

now that's a first

[minor ore]

rokalaka

[ocean mirage]

Rokalaka

[paper quail]

Also didn't they they say that the Rokakaka is from like the Caribbean?

[old marlin]

That's not that bad of a mistake

[minor ore]

Mobile keyboard

Fuck off

[paper quail]

or like islands near there

[old marlin]

Guinea

New Guinea

[ocean mirage]

Pin rokalaka pls

[paper quail]

Aren't they spanish speaking there?

[old marlin]

Why

[analog skiff]

name one non-murder rock human stand

[minor ore]

Its not even funny

Why pin

[ocean mirage]

Ozone baby

[old marlin]

GODDAMN I FEEL AMAZIN

[paper quail]

Locacaca just sounds looks/sounds spanish

[analog skiff]

BRUH OZON BABY IS LITERALLY ONLY USEFUL FOR MURDER

[minor ore]

Japanese dont have R

[old marlin]

@minor ore did you see the all women pin

[paper quail]

You obviously don't understand the 500 IQ that is Ozone baby

let my man Jobin explain

[minor ore]

that shit was hilarious

[old marlin]

That's in reference to Mistuba Holly too lmao

[paper quail]

you see

[ocean mirage]

Yeah but it was gonna kill jobin so it doesn’t matter innit

[paper quail]

A sperm whale can dive-

[old marlin]

^

Argument: dispelled

[analog skiff]

but seriously

the only real possible non-murder stands are doctor wu

[paper quail]

The entire opening part of this chapter

[analog skiff]

and i am a rock

[paper quail]

felt like I was on wikipedia tbh

[analog skiff]

like you could just say like

[paper quail]

with the cell regeneration

[old marlin]

Doctor Wu was used to save people

That's pure utility

[analog skiff]

"magnetize josuke higashikata to damo"

josuke flies over to damo

[minor ore]

Damo would fly to josuke

[ocean mirage]

What about that rock animal that tries to kill rai

[minor ore]

Not the other way

[paper quail]

We have so much backstory on Yoshikage but like 0 on Josefumi

[analog skiff]

jno i mean

[paper quail]

I'm curious to know about him

[analog skiff]

if he activated i a ma rock

on damo

[old marlin]

Schott Key No.1 and Doctor Wu are the only Rock Humans who have none attack stands tbf

[analog skiff]

but asked for josuke to get attracted

oh yeah forgot about schott key no 1

[old marlin]

Rock Human Stands*

[minor ore]

I dont think he just attracts what he wants

[old marlin]

Man I'm tired

[minor ore]

And yotsuju was killed when he saw josuke so

[paper quail]

Head doctor doesn't have an attack stand technically

[minor ore]

we still ain’t know why Josefumi had the star right

[paper quail]

he can't attack you directly

[old marlin]

Say some dumb shit like that again

[paper quail]

"I am a rock"

[old marlin]

ITS A GOOD SONG

[analog skiff]

YOTSUYU YAGAMI??

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

[old marlin]

I AM AN ISLAAAAAND

[paper quail]

What a perfect fucking rock human stand

[old marlin]

What're you freaking about

[minor ore]

Yutsuyu has a good design imo

[old marlin]

His name ain't that lame..

[analog skiff]

Yagami

Yagiyama

what translation is this

[paper quail]

[old marlin]

Ohhh

Fuck it, Death Jolion

[minor ore]

Wait was it not yagijama?

[ocean mirage]

Yotsuyu can touch stand, he touched paisley park

[old marlin]

It is Yagiyami

[paper quail]

Stands have weird properties

[analog skiff]

tbh all rock human stands are really fucking good songs except maybe schott key 7 and blue hawaii

[paper quail]

some can interract with people/be seen by non-stand users and others can't

[old marlin]

Facts Blue Hawaii sucks

[ocean mirage]

Wiw

[minor ore]

Stands work differently in the sbr universe

So probably rock humans can touch them?

[analog skiff]

i mean the stand is great

[paper quail]

SBR didn't even have stands until like half way through lol

[analog skiff]

but the song is lame

more like 1/10 through it

ed

[paper quail]

I guess Hey Ya

[minor ore]

That doesent matter when it did and didnt have stands

[analog skiff]

Boom booms

were introduced in like chapter 15

out of 100 or so chapters

[minor ore]

Also boom boom, robinson, oyecomoba

[paper quail]

I didn't say it mattered

[analog skiff]

Robinson doesn't have a stand

he just grew bugs inside his eye

[paper quail]

The lines of stands were eh

is what I'm saying

[minor ore]

@old marlin why is this cat fucker beating Zoro

[analog skiff]

yeah shame

wired is a really fucking cool stand

attached to one of the least memorable arcs in jojo history

[old marlin]

I wish I could hop on Saltybet

I'm a few seconds from schleep

[minor ore]

im talkin bout OP

[old marlin]

Oh what

OHHHHHHHHH

[minor ore]

Wired reminds me of discount beach boy

[analog skiff]

I mean it has a unique ability

very unique ability

[old marlin]

Idk what you're talking about

WAIT

No I know

[analog skiff]

creating portals through objects of the same type

[minor ore]

Meowban

[old marlin]

Kuro and his Pirates

[minor ore]

or whatever those two brothers r called

Apex?

[old marlin]

Yeah those guys

[paper quail]

it was like

[old marlin]

Fat guy and skinny guy

[paper quail]

parts 1 and 2 right?

of a song

the twins?

[minor ore]

Theres like 4 topics talked at once

[analog skiff]

wired, aphex brothers, one piece stuff...

also aphex aren't fat and skinny

[old marlin]

Yeah ik

[analog skiff]

they're both just buff/fit

[old marlin]

They're twigs tf

[minor ore]

Shottkey 2 reminds me of purple haze a bit

[old marlin]

They were scrawny as hell

[analog skiff]

i mean schott key 2

[old marlin]

2 was just kinda sporty

[minor ore]

But its radioactive and not virus

[analog skiff]

is basically like

it has a lesser physical range but a larger overall range

[old marlin]

2 did enough

[analog skiff]

and has more controllability on being able to close the zipper but also has constant discharge...

[viral plume]

Oh, its called Shottkey?

[analog skiff]

i took it more as a gaseous acid

the symptoms didn't seem radioactive

[minor ore]

Josuke collapsed almost

[viral plume]

It looked like puzzle pieces, I guess it could be considered gas?

[analog skiff]

that's because his leg was burning off

Uh no

that's brain storm

schott key is the football

[minor ore]

Radioactivity can cause burns

[old marlin]

Puzzle Pieces is King Nothing lmao

[analog skiff]

i mean

i feel there would be more symptoms

besides wait

i think he means burr puzzles glad

also thank you jjl coloured editoon editors for putting the explanation to schottkey 2 before it's even seen

very cool spoilers

[minor ore]

I assume the stand also harms its user

[old marlin]

Ball like bags

[viral plume]

Ok, ok, ok, I gotchu, I would agree that football has an acidic gas in it and I would consider it better then Purple haze in many situations. Its far more precise and doesnt have the risk to the user that Purple Haze has. Its a really good assasination stand.

[old marlin]

Imagine reading JJL colored tho

Imagine

[analog skiff]

really the main issue is that you need to be good at football

which a.phex younger clearly is

[old marlin]

He had handles cant lie

Still scrawny tho

[minor ore]

I read colored jojolion until the urban guerrila arc

[old marlin]

L

[minor ore]

I liked it

Fuck you

[old marlin]

[viral plume]

I read jojolion colored until it wasnt colored anymore, which was in the middle of the air stand arc

[kind owl]

@viral plume, Your Stand Power is now level 16 !

[minor ore]

Doobie wah?

[viral plume]

Yes, Doobie wah

[old marlin]

I wish I could say people who read Colored are dumb

But I cant

[minor ore]

Cause youre dumb as well

[viral plume]

Yeee, im a thick piss color now.

[old marlin]

Facts but like

Colored is liked by people

What can you do about that tbh

[viral plume]

Why is there a stigma against reading jojo colored?

I know its a meme, but where did the meme come from?

[minor ore]

Cause jojo doesent have canon colors i presume

[old marlin]

I mean everyone j know including me prefers Colored

[minor ore]

And some get triggered by them having a specific color

[old marlin]

The meme is mostly just the canon colors shit

[analog skiff]

oh yeah what are your thoughts on the stand colourations in jojolion?

[old marlin]

Well

"Canon"

[viral plume]

How are they shit?

[minor ore]

So i was correct

[old marlin]

I think they're whatever

[analog skiff]

i am a rock has good colours

[old marlin]

I didnt mean they were shit I mean Canon Color stuff/shit

[minor ore]

I think the colored versions are fine

[analog skiff]

tbh are there any stands that have bad colours?

vitamin c's colours are slightly off to me but still good

[minor ore]

The world is pure yellow

Thats what bugs me

[analog skiff]

i meant jojolion stands

[old marlin]

I just dont like JJL colored in general

[minor ore]

Oh

[viral plume]

Absolutely, many stands have colors that gave me a mental explosion

[old marlin]

Mood Blues yellow

Never forget ever

[viral plume]

Wait, what?

Moody Blues was yellow once?

[old marlin]

Found it

[analog skiff]

JARATE

[viral plume]

I love King Crimson, Stone Free, Diver Down, Tusk, D4C, Soft and Wet, Vitimin C and Born this way's colors.

[old marlin]

I cant imagine KC with any other colors tbh

Red just works for him

[analog skiff]

vitamin c's are slightly too light for me imo

[upper knoll]

mmm loccaca time

[analog skiff]

but still good

[old marlin]

Yes I realized the shitty joke halfway through I'm sorry

[paper quail]

I can imagine KC with like a purple/blue

[analog skiff]

also

[upper knoll]

Just finished the new chapter

[old marlin]

Purple Blue is kinda weird

[viral plume]

The use of red, green, white and yellow were so perfectly done

[analog skiff]

I HC that Ozon Baby's humanoid form looks like the person who plants the seed

[old marlin]

Whatd you think about it Suraf

[analog skiff]

like it has jobin's coat and head spikes due to him planting the seed

[paper quail]

well I'm pretty sure we've seen a KC color swap in the anime with those colors

[old marlin]

That's a good HC

Theres quite a few KC color swaps

But Red works the best for my eyes

[paper quail]

yeah

I agree

Red also really shows the fact that Diavolo and KC are the devil

[analog skiff]

have we had any ability stands in part 8 yet?

Wait wu I'm dumb

[old marlin]

Yuh Yuh

[analog skiff]

i can't remember if we had any ability stands in part 7 5 or 4 though

[old marlin]

And depending on where Akefu's stand goes

Maybe

MAYBE

A 2nd

Earth Wind and Fire was ability exclusive

[analog skiff]

oh yeah

earth wind and fire

[paper quail]

EWF wasn't a stand, he was an alien.

[old marlin]

Hmmm

[analog skiff]

it could be either

ed

[old marlin]

Shhhh

Shshsh

[paper quail]

Yeah I know

[analog skiff]

5 and 7 though

well

[old marlin]

I dont remember

[paper quail]

It's left up for interpretation

[analog skiff]

i mean, white album mentions that the suit is made from normal ice at one point

and it's never actually stated for secco whether what he's wearing is actually oasis

[paper quail]

White Album is one of those stands that others can see iirc

[old marlin]

Did Atom Heart Father really have a form aside from Photo

[analog skiff]

Camera

it was bound to a camera

[old marlin]

I mean the anime canon says it is

Ig

[analog skiff]

just that the camera was only in the very first part of atom heart father

[old marlin]

Right

[paper quail]

he moved from the camera into the picture

[analog skiff]

tbh everybody thinks of atom heart father as the "live in a photograph" stand but that was only because Jotaro trapped him in a tiny photo frame and then didn't use the camera ever again

[old marlin]

Oasis is depicted as the suit in the Anime ED

[analog skiff]

there was so much more with atom heart father

[old marlin]

Yeah

But so was WI ig

[analog skiff]

Wait i know

[old marlin]

And he doesnt really have a form but

[paper quail]

In the anime ED Purple haze is also fisting Oasis

[analog skiff]

well possibly

[old marlin]

Whatever

[analog skiff]

the national resource worker stand

for part 5

[old marlin]

Vague but it works

[analog skiff]

we don't see a humanoid form for that at least

[old marlin]

That's what I was talking about Ed

[paper quail]

lmao yeah

[analog skiff]

How about 7?

[paper quail]

uh..

wait wrong think

[old marlin]

Fuck it

Wait

No

Hmm

My dumbass was about to call scan a stand

Joshu

[analog skiff]

Scan does have a form anyways

[paper quail]

Ringo

[analog skiff]

Mandom has a very dclearly defined form

[paper quail]

did it?

The watch

[old marlin]

Huh

LMAO

[paper quail]

oh yeah

[old marlin]

How did you forget all of that

[paper quail]

completely forgot about that

[old marlin]

[paper quail]

It has been literal years

[analog skiff]

mandom still has one of the best stand designs

[old marlin]

Catching Mitt boy

[analog skiff]

WAIT

TUBULAR BELLS

[paper quail]

It was one of the best battles definitely

[analog skiff]

TUBULAR BELLS DOESN'T HAVE A FORM

[old marlin]

Oh yeah

[paper quail]

yes it did

[old marlin]

You right

[analog skiff]

no it doesn't

[old marlin]

Not really

[paper quail]

the baloon animal

[analog skiff]

it creates the balloon animals

[paper quail]

made out of a nail

[void viper]

That's not the stand

[paper quail]

wait

[analog skiff]

that's like calling wu's gravel the stand design

[old marlin]

Dead

Deaded

Eviscerated

With logic

[analog skiff]

so we got ability stands for all 8 parts

hell should we try to name them all just for fun?

[old marlin]

Name all what exactly

[analog skiff]

Ability stands

[old marlin]

Alright

[analog skiff]

Well Khnum is the first ability stand i'm pr. sure

earth wind and fire should already be included

burning down the house, limp bizkit, and bohemian rhapsody

[void viper]

That was never confirmed to be a stand!!!!

Earth wind and fire!!!!!

[analog skiff]

well it could be

so still in the list

[old marlin]

Never confirmed to not be either

Soooooo