jojolion

[odd monolith]

I mean

[minor ore]

Now because Holly told him to

[sharp mauve]

I want to see Naked Josuke beat the shit out of Tooru infront of Yasuho.

[minor ore]

Technically he's been "made" to do it??

[winter adder]

Instead of “I’m going to beat the ever-loving fuck out of the Head Doctor” it’s “I’m going to save Holly by beating the ever-loving fuck out of the Head Doctor”

[odd monolith]

I dunno....seems far fe- nvm this is jojo

[winter adder]

He needed the right motive (:

[minor ore]

His stand is literally

"You cant want to kill me for the wrong reasons"

[odd monolith]

Ooooookay I see you now

[minor ore]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[sharp mauve]

I want to see this hospital COLLAPSE as he's chasing after him during this presentation lol

Could u imagine

[winter adder]

Pure meat man kills loser with teddy bear

[odd monolith]

his motive isnt get to akefu. it's save holly

[minor ore]

Yes

How he does that is by getting to him

[odd monolith]

which makes him get to akefu

interesting...

[sharp mauve]

What about T surugi

[odd monolith]

that oraoraora barrage was unexpected AF

[sharp mauve]

Fucj

[odd monolith]

@hard oxide is that CBR

[sharp mauve]

Lol evil

[winter adder]

What in the world

[odd monolith]

comic book reader, website with wildy inaccurate jojo articles

[winter adder]

OH

Those guys

[wild wave]

Website that pumps out articles about comic books, and now manga.

[sharp mauve]

There mostly hilarious though

[queen fox]

Gappy getting a new fit would be tight honestly

[sharp mauve]

Like unless your a causal no due diligence there

[winter adder]

I tried to avoid the video on that because I couldn’t stand it

[odd monolith]

I mean overall that chapter was incredibly well-drawn. for all the shit araki takes about same-facing he can pump this shit out NICE

[wild wave]

I’ve been dealing with them for a long time being a western comic reader

[odd monolith]

@hard oxide lmao ahhh

[sharp mauve]

We got all the board pieces set, now it's time to fucking play

All that "omg wtf is happening in jojolion this is so stupid"

Well here ya go

[odd monolith]

HAHA TIME FOR A YAHSUO CHAPTER

[sharp mauve]

Araki always delivers

Nah man shit's gonna coincide

Where the fuck is Mamezuku?

Prison?!

[winter adder]

Yeah

[odd monolith]

I mean

[winter adder]

Haven’t you heard

[odd monolith]

Honestly yeah

[sharp mauve]

We haven't SEEN

[winter adder]

Karera will just materialize in prison and help him out

[queen fox]

next chapter is a flash back that'll reintroduce Kyo, I know because my dad is the long lost cousin of Araki

[winter adder]

(Somehow)

[odd monolith]

12 always keepin a brother down

[sharp mauve]

Lol

[winter adder]

Woah

Is that true .

[queen fox]

yes, tell my dad

[odd monolith]

rai is black dont @ me

[winter adder]

Holy shit

He is Snoop Dogg

[odd monolith]

he's got the twin tails

[wild wave]

[odd monolith]

tbh I instantly pictured him as liked a mixed race skin color

es been officially colored by suisha already right? I haven't seen.

[queen fox]

@odd monolith he's white, sorry ;-;

[winter adder]

Just like Weather

[queen fox]

yes

[winter adder]

(Then Jousuke will get King Crimson)

[queen fox]

the fucking kkk in japan

[odd monolith]

sheeeit

[winter adder]

Not even that, just him being mixed race. Like that and then his shirt gets ripped off and HE HAS THEE HOESTWT BIRTHMARK HOLY SHIY

[odd monolith]

Giorno where tf were you in 2011

[kind owl]

@odd monolith, Your Stand Power is now level 4 !

[winter adder]

He was in Florida

[odd monolith]

@winter adder everyone is cut as FUCK in this manga

[winter adder]

It says so in Rikiel’s description

[odd monolith]

youre right

EXPLAIN

[grizzled pilot]

no it doesn't

[winter adder]

Mamezuku’s clothes are vacuum sealed

[odd monolith]

did araki ever expand on that

[grizzled pilot]

it says he might be

[queen fox]

@odd monolith I was never in Florida, Araki told me to go but I refused

[odd monolith]

@grizzled pilot it kiiinda does

[winter adder]

Oh come on

[grizzled pilot]

it's an important distinction

[odd monolith]

now I gotta find the panel ugh

[amber oriole]

No one wants to live in Florida I do not blame u @queen fox

[winter adder]

I might have to give you a kiss

[queen fox]

when I live in florida

[winter adder]

[warped knoll]

i live in florida

its hot

but now

its cold

[amber oriole]

Is there old people

[warped knoll]

and then

[queen fox]

no

[warped knoll]

it rained

and then

[wild wave]

I’ve been to Florida twice

[warped knoll]

it got wet

[wild wave]

It humid!

[queen fox]

Florida is nice

[amber oriole]

That new chapter was heat tho

[warped knoll]

i nearly cried

[odd monolith]

fucking INTENSE

[odd monolith]

no filler here

[warped knoll]

bruh how does araki know exactly how to hit me in the feels

[odd monolith]

ayyy my man

[amber oriole]

Vro I never get emotional at movies and shit but that had me kinda sad

[queen fox]

perhaps

[winter adder]

That can only mean one thing

[odd monolith]

I mean WHY would he phrase it like that intentionally

come on

[amber oriole]

Maybe

[warped knoll]

that entirety of the new chapter was a fucking roller coaster

[winter adder]

He is continually hopping in and out of the state by walking around its border

[odd monolith]

thats such a giorno thing

[amber oriole]

He planned to have part 7 still be in that universe and focus on Giorno in FL

[warped knoll]

why yall talking about part 6 in the part 8 channel

[amber oriole]

That is my theory chiefs

[warped knoll]

go

get out

[odd monolith]

uhhhh

[grizzled pilot]

stay

keep talking

[queen fox]

remember, Vento Aureo got a ps2 game during part 6, so maybe it was Araki just having some fun

[warped knoll]

i wanna talk about new chapter

[winter adder]

Remember when

[amber oriole]

Mans really said Locaca

[warped knoll]

so guys

Locapoop or Lopoopca?

[winter adder]

Josuke now permanently has a line of stones

HEY

DONT CALL IT THAT!!!!!!0

[queen fox]

it coolio

[amber oriole]

Can he still see out of his left eye

[kind owl]

@amber oriole, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !

[amber oriole]

Yay

[odd monolith]

I'm honestly putting money on yasuho/tooru chapter nxt month

also no hiatus hooraaaay

[winter adder]

Maybe this is when things finally start paying off

[amber oriole]

I don’t think it’ll be josuke again

[odd monolith]

too much happened

[amber oriole]

Yeah I think so

It’s starting to pick up

[odd monolith]

Also, is pursuit stand officially one of the most OP?

[amber oriole]

We know the villain

[winter adder]

And we can finally conclude that Tooru is in fact using a deadly method of clone remote control

I’d say so

[warped knoll]

bruh this chapter was the most times i said YOOOOOOOOO while reading the entirety of jojolion

[winter adder]

Wonder of You until named otherwise

[odd monolith]

also are we all in agreement the stand is either Tooru's or Tooru is some sort of decoy thing

[amber oriole]

FACTS @warped knoll

[warped knoll]

BRUH I WAS LIKE

[odd monolith]

@winter adder I saved that song after seeing that, what a song

[amber oriole]

Who is tooru again I am dum

[warped knoll]

OOO HE DID GHE ORA ORA THING

[odd monolith]

fuccboi hair kid

yasuho's ex

[amber oriole]

Ahhh

I don’t think so

[odd monolith]

did you see his jacket designs?

[amber oriole]

I think he’s just a duckboy

[odd monolith]

and the stand's eyes?

[queen fox]

what if Tooru doesn't even have a stand

[amber oriole]

That stand looked grody af man

In a good way

[warped knoll]

bruh also

[queen fox]

and Araki is fucking with us

[winter adder]

There’s a weird refreshing feeling of seeing Holly again with something actually happening and progressing with the main original focus outside of “I’m Kira and I’ll eventually save her!”

[warped knoll]

HD WITHOUT A HAT WOOOOO

[winter adder]

High DIO looking motherfucker

[warped knoll]

FUCKER GOT A BOOMER HAIRCUT

BOOMER ASS

[winter adder]

I haven’t heard the song, let me see

[amber oriole]

I kinda wish we got to see more of yoshikage

Alone*

[odd monolith]

@winter adder honestly I was kinda disappointed that I couldn't even really give a main plot driver in JJL besides that, but now it's all coming together.jpg

[amber oriole]

He’s so intense

[odd monolith]

@winter adder elvis. so good.

listen to the lyrics! IMO they match the stand

[slate moat]

My favourite thing about the stones is that they look like Jotaro's chain inside his body

[amber oriole]

I think that we are closer to the end than we know

[odd monolith]

You're always there
to lend a hand
in everything I do

[amber oriole]

Lol chain

[winter adder]

And the strangest thing is that JoJo fans haven’t caught on to the song yet....

[odd monolith]

I know I have

[amber oriole]

Wait what song

[odd monolith]

long range.
automatic
triggered by toughts, or even the THOUGHT OF A THOUGHT
puts you in the fucking ICU

op as fug

The Wonder of You by Elvis

[amber oriole]

I like how it’s op but still power scaled down compared to other villains

[odd monolith]

right

[stiff stratus]

I love how jojo went from main villains toying with time to main villains reflecting everything

[winter adder]

Reflect! Counter!

[amber oriole]

Wouldn’t make sense to have a dimension of space or time manipulation stand

[winter adder]

Something something space instead of time therefore Kaato

[slate moat]

This reminds me of the 'I refuse' and Jolyne panels

[amber oriole]

If u even think of me it’s on SIGHT

that’s some powa right there

[stiff stratus]

Uhh why does holly's design resemble hotpants

Or is that just me

[winter adder]

And Kaato

[stiff stratus]

[slate moat]

Araki often has same face syndrome with women

[stiff stratus]

True

[winter adder]

Alternate Hot Pants actually tagged along with Diego and

[stiff stratus]

He probably liked the design of hotpants

[winter adder]

And then Hot Pants Jr. emerged to have a kid with JoJolion Joseph

Hot Pants the Third*

[stiff stratus]

[stiff stratus]

I can't wait for a Mexican jojo

[slate moat]

Me too, Kid

[amber oriole]

We’re finally here boys

[winter adder]

Like

[amber oriole]

I think

Like 60% chance

[slate moat]

I hope it's less than 20 chapters away

Saying that though Jojolion has been amazing

I'd be fine with it going on

[stiff stratus]

I recently caught up

[kind owl]

@stiff stratus, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !

[stiff stratus]

Like 3 days ago

I wish I didnt

[amber oriole]

It’s hard to formulate my opinion on it before it is finished

[winter adder]

I desperately want the Head Doctor to be it so I can shut the funny little neon elf in my head up for good
But at the same time there’s still the Higashikatas

[amber oriole]

Welcome to the waiting gang @stiff stratus : (

[onyx tangle]

At least it's fun to speculate.

[stiff stratus]

I still cant believe that norisuke is not a vallian

[amber oriole]

Bruh he dead

[stiff stratus]

Wait

Ih yeah

Fuck

[slate moat]

It depends on what the series is, but I enjoy it a lot more when i don't binge something

[amber oriole]

Yeah it was a while ago

[kind owl]

@amber oriole, Your Stand Power is now level 2 !

[amber oriole]

Idk

[stiff stratus]

Honestly binging it is like

[slate moat]

I get time to think and more importantly each chapter gets memed and you get to think about it more

I repeated the think thing but

you get what i mean

[amber oriole]

I also keep up with the one piece manga and I like how that’s once a week

But araki taking time to make it quality

[stiff stratus]

My friend literally made me watch all of jojo then I started reading it then he was like uh I only read till part 8 and didnt start on it

[amber oriole]

I can respect

[onyx tangle]

I feel like I appreciate each chapter of JoJolion more than I would if I were to binge it all at once.

[stiff stratus]

Biggest betrayal

[winter adder]

How were Parts 1-6 weekly

I almost can’t fathom it

[slate moat]

Shounen Jump is a cruel mistress

[amber oriole]

Part 7 was the best jojo part

[stiff stratus]

Monthly is way better honestly

[amber oriole]

Fight me

[slate moat]

okay

[stiff stratus]

I enjoyed part 7 alot

[slate moat]

lacluster start and unfufilling ending

[amber oriole]

Now listen here

[stiff stratus]

Mostlyncuz of gyro not johnny

[slate moat]

The start is mostly down tto it starting in shounen jump and not being jojo

[winter adder]

T

[amber oriole]

I can agree that gyro was the mvp tho

[winter adder]

Now I can use my ultimate funny meme: All the pointers to Steel Ball Run being JoJo include

[stiff stratus]

I actually thought gyro was the Jojo

Cuz he literally gives a jojo vibe

[winter adder]

That would’ve been sick

[amber oriole]

Johnny was cool too tho

[slate moat]

Okay, does anyone have anything to stay about the start with soundman, what was the point if any? It wasn't even an interesting setup at all

[winter adder]

*Pointers in the first chapter

[stiff stratus]

Johnny in the last few chapters was badass thi

[winter adder]

You can see him use his stand

[amber oriole]

I kinda feel like Johnny was made for people to not like him all the way

[winter adder]

That’s pretty much it

[slate moat]

I thought Johnny didn't have a stand

[amber oriole]

Bc I had mixed emotions about him

[slate moat]

until the devil palms

[amber oriole]

Big tusk

[winter adder]

He doesn’t, but Soundman does

[amber oriole]

I have to say tho

[winter adder]

It helps him climb

[amber oriole]

The part that I didn’t like in 7 was the first battle

That shit was A S S

[stiff stratus]

The start of part 7 was hard to read honestly

[slate moat]

PArt 7 is gold when it's Gyro and Johnny hunting the corpse parts

[onyx tangle]

I thought Soundman would end up a main character when I first read Part 7.

[stiff stratus]

Me too

[amber oriole]

I liked how Johnny and gyro met tho

[stiff stratus]

I thought soundman was jojo

[slate moat]

But there are just some outliers that cripple the start

(no pun intended)

[stiff stratus]

Then I thought it was gyro

[amber oriole]

Yea they kinda just ditched him a lil

[stiff stratus]

But It was i the crippled man

Who wanted the balls

[slate moat]

Speaking of Balls

Did Josuke trade his extra pair for the healing?

[stiff stratus]

Imagine if infinite spins comes back

[lucid fiber]

No he traded his eye

Depth perception for fixed spleen

[slate moat]

It doesn't seem all too equivilant.

A nose for a child's life

[winter adder]

Remember

[amber oriole]

Double semen

[winter adder]

Soft & Wet’s bubbles are actually spinning string

And Act IV was able to transfer the rock disease through the spin

[amber oriole]

No they’re semen

[winter adder]

And S&W’s ability is to briefly transfer aspects of an object

So you could argue that Soft & Wet is technically a spin stand

[stiff stratus]

Didnt jobins wife had the doctor to direct the equivalent exchange to a certain place

Or partially

[lucid fiber]

Whose eye is he gonna steal

[winter adder]

Or, at least, it was, until Jousuke forgot how to use it

[slate moat]

Josuke steals Yashuo's virginity

[winter adder]

):

I think that was the plan?

Who is Jousuke going to sacrifice for Holly is what I want to know

Since the New Rokakaka requires two people

[stiff stratus]

Kill yashoe

[slate moat]

Is it gonna be rai

[winter adder]

DONT

[stiff stratus]

Most likely

[kind owl]

@stiff stratus, Your Stand Power is now level 2 !

[winter adder]

I mean it wasn’t a complete waste of time at the hospital (:

[stiff stratus]

Maybe karera

Comes back

[slate moat]

Ngl

if anyone is coming back for holly

it'll be Kyo

she'd gladly give herself up for her mom

[winter adder]

She’ll bust Mamezuku out of prison somehow for some reason don’t ask how

If only

[sharp bone]

god please give more kyo nijimura

[winter adder]

What, you think that Jousuke’s literal sister that went undercover to investigate this weird conspiracy involving her brother’s fusion would be important to the plot or something?

Come here

[stiff stratus]

[sharp bone]

please...

[slate moat]

This chapter and arc has set up the rest of Jojolion so amazingly

• Solid Josuke motivation

[sharp bone]

yeah it actually feels comprehensible for once

[slate moat]

• Way of getting around the stand is figured out

• Time is buiding up to the harvest with the different time of events

[sharp bone]

i’m a little salty that we didn’t get any scenes at the higashikata household but that’s ok

i can wait...

[slate moat]

I would love if the final fight was at the higashikata estate

[sharp bone]

god of course it’s gonna be

[stiff stratus]

Wait josuke is fusion of yoshikage and josefumi but does he have any of killer queens abilities?

[sharp bone]

how could it not, it’s too perfect

[winter adder]

Yes

Partially

[sharp bone]

he has killer queen’s bubbles

that’s what this universe’s kq used to blow shit up

[winter adder]

Jousuke’s bubbles are somewhat more explosive than normal but aren’t fiery or anything

Yeah it just had the Stray Cat combo built into it

Damo notices this when they break his glasses

[slate moat]

J8suke is the character most associated with Rock music references > Literally gets rock grafted into his body

[stiff stratus]

Imagine of killia queen daisan no bakadan bite za dusto comes back

[sharp bone]

you know what i’m really excited for

[winter adder]

Bro look at thisbduuufe

[sharp bone]

the next rokakaka fusion

there will probably be one

[winter adder]

Won’t that create another amnesiac

[stiff stratus]

Not really

[sharp bone]

[slate moat]

I don't think their will be a fusion of characters

[sharp bone]

don’t say that

let me dream

[winter adder]

Like I don’t see otherwise

[slate moat]

Everyone has set up to have individual motivations and goals

[kind owl]

@slate moat, Your Stand Power is now level 6 !

[sharp bone]

i think that the rokakaka has to be a plot device

[winter adder]

Unless Kaatobin momson final villain

[slate moat]

It'd be weird to basically create a new villain at this point

ONly combination that's possible is Tooru and Head Doctor

[winter adder]

Kaatobin retains their memories and melts everyone with cards

[sharp bone]

just fuse tsurugi and her dog

[winter adder]

😐😶

[stiff stratus]

[sharp bone]

his

his dog

[winter adder]

[slate moat]

If Kaato hadn't been introduced we'd be nearing the end

[stiff stratus]

Kaato has to do something

[sharp bone]

then again

i think that she and jobin are a team so she could be boosted by that

[slate moat]

i can defo see her siding with josuke and holy seeing what sacrifices the mother made for her son

[sharp bone]

perhaps

[stiff stratus]

Kaato is like the dio from part 7 that's the vibe she gives

[sharp bone]

and what’s happening with the equivalent exchange with josuk8

is it just stripy time

[slate moat]

It honestly looks like Jotaro's chain

and it's amazing

[stiff stratus]

So how does josuke beat the head doctor

[sharp bone]

i hope it stays

[stiff stratus]

Soft and wet act 2

[sharp bone]

he doesn’t target the head doctor, only the rokakaka

[slate moat]

josuke beats the head doctor by pursuing the plant

not the doctor

[sharp bone]

i think the next time i see tooru i’m gonna lose it

like i’m gonna beat him to death

[slate moat]

When she said made to pursue him I kinda imagined awakening 3 leaves

[stiff stratus]

I despise tooru

His face is so punchable

[sharp bone]

i like his

hat??

hair?

idk

[stiff stratus]

It's a hat

[sharp bone]

hat.

[odd monolith]

`it's weather report's hat

mixed with vincent from Catherine

[stiff stratus]

Cant wait for joushuu to do something useful

[winter adder]

That’s his hair? Why wouldn’t it be his hair

Yeah...

[stiff stratus]

[winter adder]

It’s not like he has horns or something. People have poofy hair

[odd monolith]

main protag has to fight final boss bloodied and missing an eye

love this trope so much

[sharp bone]

i mean

is his eye really gone or is it just

half rocky

[odd monolith]

HD's headhair reminds me of wekapipo

his eye is literally plugged

[sharp bone]

he can’t see out of it yeah

[odd monolith]

like his pupil is full of rock

[stiff stratus]

Can the rokkakka fruit heal the stones

[sharp bone]

but that’s fucking up my ocd

[winter adder]

He gets cool Naruto Eye Powers

What’s it called

[odd monolith]

Rasengan

[winter adder]

Yeah!

[stiff stratus]

Sharingan

[winter adder]

Yeah!!

[odd monolith]

that too

[sharp bone]

i hope that gappy starts next chapter running around in his undies

[stiff stratus]

Rasengan is the attack

[sharp bone]

look at the man’s determination

[odd monolith]

ah right

[odd monolith]

• calvin klein

[sharp bone]

i really want this to be colored

[winter adder]

I believe Josuke could use the rokakaka to remove the stones, but that would just result in another part of his body solidifying

[sharp bone]

his jojo underwear

[odd monolith]

thats what jobins wife was doing

continuous swapping

[sharp bone]

locococa

[winter adder]

Don’t worry, the Colored Team will get to it!...eventually...when Shueisha colors it first

[odd monolith]

Pocoloco

[stiff stratus]

Rokakakakakka

[kind owl]

@stiff stratus, Your Stand Power is now level 3 !

[sharp bone]

it’s never getting colored

😔

[stiff stratus]

The coloured version

[sharp bone]

h moment

[stiff stratus]

Is line chapter

[odd monolith]

isnt the colored team still at fuckin blue hawaii

[stiff stratus]

65

[winter adder]

No, they’re around Urban Guerilla now

[sharp bone]

i really like how the manga looks colored as well

[odd monolith]

oh wow

[sharp bone]

are they?

[winter adder]

Guerrilla .

[odd monolith]

whats the release schedule?

[winter adder]

Yup

[sharp bone]

wait

[winter adder]

Yes.

[sharp bone]

when was this

[odd monolith]

yes

[sharp bone]

us

[winter adder]

Wait

It’s actually to Ozone Baby too

[odd monolith]

Yes

[winter adder]

Beware

[odd monolith]

Wait

[sharp bone]

wait really

[winter adder]

The colors are.........interesting

[sharp bone]

link?

pls

[odd monolith]

Poor Tom is albino

damb

I'm picturing ozone baby rainbow colored

calling it

[sharp bone]

ozone bab

[stiff stratus]

I already read half of it coloured

[winter adder]

https://mangadex.org/chapter/713502/1

[sharp bone]

i read up to blue hawaii

[odd monolith]

Im def rerrading jjl colored

[stiff stratus]

So I dont need colour version anymore

[winter adder]

Poor Tom is just a weird flesh baby

[sharp bone]

when was this colored???

[winter adder]

Wait

[sharp bone]

wtf

[stiff stratus]

Poor Tom is creepy as fuck

[winter adder]

Ok wait I’m

Hmmm

[sharp bone]

i read these chapters a few weeks ago

[winter adder]

So Poor Tom is colored

[sharp bone]

are you serious

they were colored

[winter adder]

But he isn’t translated(?)

[sharp bone]

god

so this must be recent?

[stiff stratus]

I'm so glad I read all of part 7 coloured

[winter adder]

That colored chapter with Mamezuku released two months ago

[slate moat]

jesus

[odd monolith]

find someone who loves you like araki loves drawing peeling skin

[winter adder]

I just

How I’m

How do they fuck up something that bad

A SKIN TIE??????

[odd monolith]

I laughed so fucking hard at rai's face when he's a pile of ribbon

straight outta cartoon network lmfao

[winter adder]

He was a skullll aahhhhh

[odd monolith]

literal teeth and eyes

[sharp bone]

oh that’s how he looks

oh...

what the fuck

[odd monolith]

I think the tie is a tattoo

this is bruno all over again

diavolo too

[sharp bone]

finally

this is in color

[queen fox]

JOJOLION is worse to read in color imo

[winter adder]

Araki at least confirmed that Buccellati is wearing something underneath

Yeah it’s.........

[odd monolith]

whomst here wants to make rai's tiramisu

[sharp bone]

i find it easier to read

but i like the black and white aesthetic a lot

but it’s so hard to read

“aesthetic” not really but

[odd monolith]

part 5 and 6 needed color though, badly

@sharp bone I totally agree and udnerstand

[stiff stratus]

I cant imagine part 7 without colours nor part 6

[odd monolith]

black and white is....cooler

[winter adder]

The monochrome makes things somewhat difficult to comprehend, but I personally can’t stand the way skin is colored in these scans

[queen fox]

the black and white isn't hard to read at all

[winter adder]

Like it’s just so. Gross to me

[queen fox]

part 5-6 was a fucking pain

[sharp bone]

some panels just sort of

blend together for me

[odd monolith]

some fights in 5 and 6 are totally unintelligble in b&w

[sharp bone]

into a big mishmash

[queen fox]

I had to read the shit scans

[winter adder]

D:

[sharp bone]

dude some part 6 fights in color even

[odd monolith]

this

[stiff stratus]

Good thing I started jojo when part 6 finished airing

[odd monolith]

^

[sharp bone]

just garbage to read

[odd monolith]

when what

[sharp bone]

idk

[stiff stratus]

Part 5

[odd monolith]

jfc

[stiff stratus]

I didnt come from the future

[odd monolith]

my heart skipped

[stiff stratus]

[sharp bone]

can’t wait for this to be animated.

[queen fox]

now ya'll be getting colored pages and whining bout the color pages no being caught up (I'm not being serious btw)

[stiff stratus]

Part 6 never aired and will never air

[sharp bone]

i cant imagine part 6 animated tbh

part 7 animated sure

but 6 just seems impossible in my head

i dunno why

[winter adder]

I remember when someone here said that I was being ungrateful when I complained about how the colored translations were slow
I kind of stopped coming here after because I felt so ashamed
Now I’ve since learned that, unlike what I thought, the team doesn’t actually color anything and it’s all at the whims of Shueisha

[stiff stratus]

Just get me jolyne the first 2 chapters and the opening and the opening after Made in heaven is revealed then I'm satisfied

[odd monolith]

I've always...cherished you....
My name....is emporio!

[winter adder]

The only thing I can get is Tray Jolyne Swoosh

[sharp bone]

NOO

STOP

[odd monolith]

finna cry when 6 is animated

[winter adder]

Remember when Baseball Kid Blue Hawaii fucking died

[sharp bone]

idk david pro always finds ways to make emotional scenes even harder to watch

[winter adder]

RIP Emporio

[stiff stratus]

[sharp bone]

like when narancia died and they showed fugo

feels bad

[winter adder]

):

[odd monolith]

also I hope they dont abandon 6 because of lack of popularity or abandon 7 due to horses being impossible to draw that often

[stiff stratus]

Remember when fugo was supposed to betray the group and get killed by giorno

[winter adder]

You know what

[stiff stratus]

[winter adder]

I know a guy that is actually David

Like from David Production

He tells me that we’re getting today’s chapter animated next year

[odd monolith]

@stiff stratus SO crazy that araki literally realized "hey Im writing sad shit because Im sad, I should write better stuff"

what a guy

[sharp bone]

i think that the last couple deaths in part 6 are underwhelming to watch so i hope they make me fucking cry

[stiff stratus]

Yeah I was like

Ok... they just died??

[winter adder]

What about the infamous panel of Jotaro Slice

[sharp bone]

“jotaro died????”

[winter adder]

Wait a minute

Guys

[stiff stratus]

But like that's what makes it good

[odd monolith]

I think it was good for that exact reason

[kind owl]

@odd monolith, Your Stand Power is now level 5 !

[winter adder]

Jotaro’s slice

[odd monolith]

it all happened so fast

[stiff stratus]

It didnt leave a good taste

[winter adder]

Jousuke’s wounds

They line up

[odd monolith]

with toth

[sharp bone]

well it was the point in a sense,

but i mean that it was hard to tell he died

[odd monolith]

Thoth's prediction picture looks just like it

[stiff stratus]

Ywah

[sharp bone]

if he’s gonna die make it look more, you know, dead

[winter adder]

No I mean like beyond the prediction Jousuke in today’s chapter has something similar

[sharp bone]

that looked like typical battle damage to me

[odd monolith]

it was a pretty clean slice

[winter adder]

You can see Hermès’ bloody bones as all the characters’ bodies begin to rapidly disintegrate

[sharp bone]

gyro’s death was sort of hard to read for me, i think i just read it wrong though, i should really go back

[odd monolith]

@sharp bone I honestly didnt even realize it

[sharp bone]

me neither

[stiff stratus]

I literally fucking cried st gyro

[odd monolith]

THAT death was too fast

I was like...

....wait, what?

[sharp bone]

yeah once i realized

[odd monolith]

No way.

[sharp bone]

i was fucked up

HOT PANTS TOO

SHE GOT FUCKED OVER

[stiff stratus]

wait I need to reresd

[odd monolith]

that all happened WAAAYYY too quickly

[sharp bone]

i went 10 chapters thinking that hot pants was out of commission

[winter adder]

Nyooooom

Isn’t she ):

[odd monolith]

Gyro has like...one page of actually dying, the rest is him already dead

[sharp bone]

diego’s death was perfect though

like

[stiff stratus]

Yeh

[sharp bone]

[stiff stratus]

I wish johnny appeared in part 8

[odd monolith]

I got spoiled on diegos death and it still fucked me up

[sharp bone]

that’s diego

[odd monolith]

lmfao

[winter adder]

Boy do I have some news for you

[odd monolith]

OHHH BOYYYYYY

[stiff stratus]

I meant actually alive not just dying getting hit by a rock

[sharp bone]

i think they mean as an actual character

alive

[winter adder]

Rats

[odd monolith]

tfw Johnny created SHakedown Street

[winter adder]

He’s here in spirit

[sharp bone]

i’m confused, how did johnny get hit with that rock

was it just the exchange

[winter adder]

The leaves shifted around

And shifted the rock to him

I believe

[sharp bone]

oh they shifted the rock

[odd monolith]

les flueilles

[sharp bone]

lol

[odd monolith]

or w/e

[sharp bone]

i hope that i can hear an audible crunch when it’s animated

:)

[winter adder]

Ow....

[odd monolith]

I hope we fucking dont swrong witchu

[stiff stratus]

So he got caesar'ed

[sharp bone]

lmfao

yeah he did

carried on the zeppeli spirit

[winter adder]

I hope they give Johnny an actual white suit so he doesn’t look like an idiot baby pajama man with a sailor hat on and instead becomes an actual sailor

[odd monolith]

TBH the entire rest of battle tendency fails w ceasar still alive

[stiff stratus]

I mean in gyro's death you can technically scream SHIZZAAAAAAA

[sharp bone]

KAISSSAAAAAA

[winter adder]

Good thing the Zeppelis will return

[stiff stratus]

His 2nd name is caesar

[winter adder]

Somehow

[sharp bone]

it’s caesar pronounced differently

[odd monolith]

I keep daydreaming about an SBR teaser trailer
its the slihouette of gyro on a horse
immigrant song is playing while it gallops

[stiff stratus]

Who cares it wont be animated so we wouldnt know

[odd monolith]

I replay it in my mind way too often

[sharp bone]

😔

cgi horses ok

[winter adder]

Look

[sharp bone]

we can make th is work...

[odd monolith]

Part 8 anime when

[stiff stratus]

[winter adder]

The entirety of Steel Ball Run will be CG

[odd monolith]

2030?

[winter adder]

And the opening will be traditionally animated

[stiff stratus]

I think dio dinosaur might be

Cg

[winter adder]

They’ll make it work

[sharp bone]

diegosaur

[winter adder]

The whole show will be

[odd monolith]

Go! Diego! Go!

[winter adder]

Because it’s the inverse of how the show is animated and the openings are CG. Oh, you clever studio, David Productions...

[sharp bone]

part 6 frog scene

[stiff stratus]

Am I the only one who had some hope for dio not to be an absolute scum bag

[sharp bone]

which one

[stiff stratus]

Part 7

[odd monolith]

sp00py

[sharp bone]

i mean he was pretty good

[stiff stratus]

He still is a scumbag tho

[sharp bone]

yeah but that’s the dio blood obv

by brando standards he’s a jonathan joestar.

brando not including giorno

[odd monolith]

Jonathan's sperm tho

[sharp bone]

jonathan’s juices lent themselves well to society

[odd monolith]

Does their DNA mix???

is that possible???

[stiff stratus]

I was literally jumping when the ZA WARUDO came back

[odd monolith]

@stiff stratus that shit was off the hook

[sharp bone]

i had it spoiled for me but seeing the actual panels set up

[odd monolith]

fanservice or not

[sharp bone]

the way it was done

[odd monolith]

@sharp bone saaaaame

[sharp bone]

was still hype as fuck regardless

[odd monolith]

agreedd

[sharp bone]

you knew what was coming, and the set up and everything

[stiff stratus]

That's why I wanted to binge jojolin

[wild wave]

I had high Voltage spoiled

[sharp bone]

that’s the one thing i want to see animated, the high voltage arc

[stiff stratus]

I didnt want anything spoiled

[sharp bone]

it’s just so nonstop

[odd monolith]

I saw an edit of Emporio with killer queen and read all of part 6 thinking he was kira, and then to find out it was an edit of him with weather report

I was so relieved but also laughing

[sharp bone]

i think one of my favorite moments from it was when tusk 4 showed up during stopped time

[odd monolith]

in the sewers

that was so cool

[sharp bone]

he really said “fuck time stop”

[stiff stratus]

The tusk is so cute and harmless

[odd monolith]

also how fucking bad did you guys feel with johnny literally victim to his own stand, powerless, losing the race to the antagonist at the time

I was so hurt

[sharp bone]

that’s what makes it so good

that was an absolute part 1 parallel

[odd monolith]

him on the bridge spinning and crying

Im like ahhhh fucking why araki

[sharp bone]

it hurt how much it resembled jonathan getting ruined

[stiff stratus]

Yeav

[odd monolith]

yep

[sharp bone]

lucy with the dio head tho

[winter adder]

I’m glad that Johnny didn’t really care about winning, though

[sharp bone]

that was probably my most satisfying death

[odd monolith]

gyro sure did

[winter adder]

Still kind of sad that he got superfucked though

[stiff stratus]

Was chase good?

[kind owl]

@stiff stratus, Your Stand Power is now level 4 !

[sharp bone]

the absolute 180 that dio takes with it was

“that’s a head.”

[odd monolith]

every chapter in a nutshell
Gyro: I'm going to get 'first' johnny

he doesn't
Gyro: this time FOR SURE
repeat

also HAAH HAHH AUUUH UWOOOOOOOOOHHHHH AHH HAAAHH

[stiff stratus]

Dont remind me

I'm bout to cry

[sharp bone]

gyro be like

[stiff stratus]

I love gyros gag

[odd monolith]

remember when Gyro was mpreg

[sharp bone]

i hope that takes up one entire episode

[wild wave]

Obama gets hit with the infinite spin

[sharp bone]

please

[winter adder]

Oh my God

How will he lead the country now

[wild wave]

Can’t 😢

[winter adder]

What is happening in America as JoJolion’s going on

[sharp bone]

“urr i think that tusk 4 could beat gold experience requiem”

[winter adder]

What are they doing with The Corpse

[sharp bone]

[odd monolith]

Gyro is like the loudest most obnoxious person ever
and then turns around and says the smartest, bravest shit while acting a total badass

what a guy

[sharp bone]

the corpse is just vibing underground

[stiff stratus]

Imagine if josuke goes and gets the corpse

[winter adder]

His fucking grills

[stiff stratus]

[sharp bone]

nah that would be too good

[odd monolith]

oh shit, holy corpse stolen by Diego
where will he hide?

ngl he do be givin stands doe....

[sharp bone]

last time that someone tried to pull that shit

it was johnny

and what happened to him?

[stiff stratus]

They got caesared

[winter adder]

Josuke needs to sail to New Guinea

[sharp bone]

that’s what

[odd monolith]

I dont care how predictable it is I want a fucking STAND FUSION

DO IT ARAKI

[wild wave]

Gappy does need to do some sailing

[odd monolith]

FUCKING DO IT IT WILL BE SICK

[sharp bone]

i want a true fusion tbh

[odd monolith]

we all want it

give it to us

[sharp bone]

not “soft and wet with kira flavored syrup”

i want true fusion

[winter adder]

It’s Gogeta

Gogeta enters the fray

[sharp bone]

yeah let’s get gogeta

just gogeta in jojolion

he shows up

[stiff stratus]

Just wait for soft and wet act 2

[winter adder]

His ability takes the form of lasers that can interact with stands

[odd monolith]

Soft and wet+doggystyle
speed king+nut king call

[stiff stratus]

We get daisan no bakdan bite za dusto

[sharp bone]

i don’t think josuke is rokakaka’ing again

[winter adder]

I can’t wait for Golden Wind II, the confirmed plot of Part Nine

[odd monolith]

Awaking III Leaves + Paper Moon King

[winter adder]

He literally did so today

[stiff stratus]

Mexican jojo

[winter adder]

I am my mother now.

[odd monolith]

The possibilities are endess

[sharp bone]

jose joestar

[winter adder]

Tedium, have you heard of Blood Sun Vendetta?

[stiff stratus]

Johan joestar

No

[odd monolith]

I wanna see that so bad

is it complete?

[sharp bone]

look at the star

[winter adder]

No, but

[sharp bone]

it

[winter adder]

http://ricepirate.com/story.php

[sharp bone]

it sort of

reaches a little

[stiff stratus]

Remember when bites give u stand powers

[odd monolith]

looks like the wonky-ass star on 6taro's hat

[stiff stratus]

[winter adder]

Look the birthmark has been continually scaling up the Joestars’ necks for quite awhile

[odd monolith]

@stiff stratus literally what was that

[sharp bone]

wonder if the bites will come back

like oh it’s just rock animals with rock aids

and it gives stands urrr

[stiff stratus]

[winter adder]

It’s an “animated” series following Hol Horse’s son journeying around Mexico

The

The Wall Eyes are Devil’s Palms

The bite marks are Jesus’ ghost

[odd monolith]

gappy landing the killing blow on akefu
blinding light
he's unearthed by Yasuho at the wall eyes
pls no

[sharp bone]

does anyone have an image of doremifasolati do colored

?

[winter adder]

The land around the Higashikatas’ home

Has Jesus power

Yes

[stiff stratus]

I, Juan juanna have a dream

To destroy the wall of trump

[sharp bone]

AAAA

[winter adder]

It takes place in 1999

[sharp bone]

AAAAAA

[odd monolith]

daaamn

[sharp bone]

NEVERMIJD

AAAAAAA

[odd monolith]

daaamn boy he THICC

[odd monolith]

THATS A THICC ASS BOYYYY

[stiff stratus]

[sharp bone]

NOOO

[odd monolith]

first pic totally feels like "u know I had to do it to em"

[sharp bone]

he fucking bleps

this is alternate universe secco

[odd monolith]

omg it is

[sharp bone]

tell me i’m wrong

[odd monolith]

cioccolata too

bacteria

[sharp bone]

yeah

fuck

[odd monolith]

daaaamn

[sharp bone]

doctor too

double fuck

[odd monolith]

oof

[stiff stratus]

Cant wait for the reveal of the villain of part 8

[odd monolith]

You guys see the screen shot of koichi in DiU telling Kira he'll find him in another life?

[stiff stratus]

Tsurgis dog

[odd monolith]

IWASUKE
I love that it's a pun

[sharp bone]

can’t wait for yasuho to be turned to the dark side by tooru, resulting in a fight between sides which tears josuke apart

:)

[odd monolith]

thots.

[stiff stratus]

Wait

[odd monolith]

that fuckin photo with tooru

damnit yasuhoe

[sharp bone]

the thot misses his finger action

smh

[stiff stratus]

Yasuhoe has 2 balls mow

[odd monolith]

I thought ur kokoro was dokidoki for gappy

[stiff stratus]

She doesnt settle for a pair of balls anymore

[odd monolith]

anyone else feel really weird in their stomach and lonely at that part lol me either

[sharp bone]

no

what

[odd monolith]

uh

huh

[winter adder]

[odd monolith]

I agree I didjt feel that way either

thatd be weird

and sad

[winter adder]

Why is this an emote

[stiff stratus]

I dont remember

[winter adder]

Who wins the Weenie War

[odd monolith]

Rai

[winter adder]

Tooru, Josefumi, or Aisho

[odd monolith]

he can e x p a nd

[winter adder]

Rai is not a weenie!!!!!!!

[odd monolith]

oh

I meant-

[winter adder]

That’s not what I meant!!!!!!!!!!

[odd monolith]

and I oop-

[exotic spade]

WE DOIN IT DOGGYSTYLE

[warped knoll]

rai tentacle hentai

[odd monolith]

B O W
W O W
W O W
Y I P P Y Y O
Y I P P Y Y A Y

[exotic spade]

Rai is probably a freak in bed

[odd monolith]

poor tom x reader

wait this isnt google

[winter adder]

They would have probably mentioned and/or shown that at some point because this is JoJolion

[warped knoll]

ngl

head doctor got that boomer haircut

[odd monolith]

he got that wekapipo special

[winter adder]

Like the JoJolion Epilogue will just be a detailed schematic of all the convoluted ways Josuke and Yasuho have s

[sharp bone]

13 chapters long

[exotic spade]

Wu Tomoki had the best hair fight me

[odd monolith]

barber: watchu want fam
weka: u know melons
barber: say no more

[sharp bone]

lol

[warped knoll]

not melons

mangos

[odd monolith]

right

my b

[sharp bone]

however many chapters you think are left in jojolion, add 7 to it

[odd monolith]

ngl I'd pay for that

[warped knoll]

35

[sharp bone]

relax

[warped knoll]

NO

[sharp bone]

😳

[odd monolith]

I think it'll end early 2021

[winter adder]

Aren’t some parts like hundreds of chapters

[warped knoll]

yeah

[sharp bone]

different sizes

[exotic spade]

Yes

[winter adder]

I know but

Keep in mind

[sharp bone]

the chapters for the first 6 parts are much shorter

[exotic spade]

Stardust is the longest one

[sharp bone]

LOL

no.

[odd monolith]

sdc is 2 arcs tho

sbr is longest

I think

[winter adder]

Not in the manga?

[minor ore]

New chapter is here?

[odd monolith]

yes

pins

[sharp bone]

the second longest manga is diamond is unbreakable

but steel ball run beat it

idk if jojolion will beat sbr

[warped knoll]

probably

[sharp bone]

yeah

[winter adder]

Well

Araki is obviously taking that into consideration

[sharp bone]

how so

[winter adder]

And in order to be a faithful reimagining of Part Four

[sharp bone]

oh stop

[winter adder]

Because it’s a reimagining reboot so

[exotic spade]

Wait I was counting number of chapters

[warped knoll]

if jojolion is running til early 2021 then wont that mean itll run for 10 years

[winter adder]

[warped knoll]

sweet jesus

[winter adder]

Four more years! Four more years

[warped knoll]

*2

[sharp bone]

there’s something i wanna address

[exotic spade]

Sbr is the longest with all the content and shit

[winter adder]

Don’t we want more JoJolion, guys?

[warped knoll]

NO

[winter adder]

What’s popping

):

[exotic spade]

Didn't account for that so now I'll go fuck myself

[warped knoll]

I WANT PART 9 NOW GOD DAMMIT

[sharp bone]

josuke’s primary motivation was always finding out who he was, so what is his new primary motivation now that he has reached content with his identity

[warped knoll]

ITS BEEN TEN YEARS

[sharp bone]

is it finding the rokakaka and saving holly or

[warped knoll]

TEN FUCKING YEARS

[winter adder]

It’s finding the rokakaka

In order to save Holly

[sharp bone]

so now that is his absolute motivation

[exotic spade]

Just for your sake I hope jojolion goes on for 1000 years

[sharp bone]

so he will be butting heads with
-jobin maybe
-head doctor
-god i hope tooru is evil

[warped knoll]

also

[sharp bone]

i just want him to get pta’s

ora’d

[winter adder]

(You would think that trying to find those connected to the body he’s currently inhabiting would also be important. Like. Josefumi. The divorce papers. The)

[sharp bone]

can’t wait for the 10 page ora because he’s mad that tooru was stepping on his girl

[warped knoll]

HOLLY GOING INTO A COMA IS THE MOST EMOTIONAL THING IVE EVER FUCKING READ

GAPPY FOUND HIS MAMA

[sharp bone]

HE CALLS HER MOM

[warped knoll]

AND THEN HIS MAMA GONE

[winter adder]

Ok I’m sleeping now bye zzz

[sharp bone]

MOOOM

[warped knoll]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[winter adder]

):

[sharp bone]

adios