#jojolion

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minor ore
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hey man maybe that'll happen eventually

whole field
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Testicular Dominance

old marlin
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Oh its inevitable

winter adder
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His true form is just a huge pile of nuts

fallow nexus
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Afeku is actually Elvis Presley

timid rune
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akefu is diego but in sbr universe

winter adder
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Woah

whole field
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his face already looks like a huge pile of nuts

burnt pagoda
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Hes pucci

pliant sail
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You can't give the guy four testacies and not have a gag about it eventually

minor ore
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dude Akefu is just someone's pet rock

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that everybody thinks is a walking talking human

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Patrick’s pet rock

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evolved

whole field
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fucking hell

winter adder
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That’s what I was saying, imagine if Akefu was the counterpart to Diego in the Steel Ball Run continuity, that would be crazy

whole field
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what a tie in

old marlin
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Half of Jousuke's brain will be missing and he'll down a vial of Locacaca and he'll wake up with 2 balls, otherwise known as waking up as a real boy

burnt pagoda
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Josu is spongebob and

whole field
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Akefu is an alternate Valentine that got lost

fallow nexus
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By the end of JJL Gappy grows another ball

winter adder
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And with those two balls gone, the Josefumi portion of his personality vanished

minor ore
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LMAO

pliant sail
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RIP Josefumi

timid rune
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what if he kept his 4 balls but lost his dick

burnt pagoda
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Actally

minor ore
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I like Josefumi doe

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.

winter adder
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Akefu pops Josuke’s balls

minor ore
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or well

old marlin
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Josefumi would prolly wanna die

winter adder
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I do too. ):

minor ore
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Josefumi in Jousuke

burnt pagoda
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Only josefe is alive

minor ore
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that’d be a big rip

fallow nexus
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1 ball and 4 dicks

minor ore
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holy fuck

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NOOOOOOO

pliant sail
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Does Yasuho know about his 4 balls situation yet

winter adder
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Like they said in Golden Boy

minor ore
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THE SAUSAGE SPECIAL

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yes

west zealot
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What if josukes balls turn into actual rocks

minor ore
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yes

old marlin
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What

minor ore
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that was the first thing she saw

whole field
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Yasuho saw it

minor ore
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lmao

pliant sail
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Oh right lmao

burnt pagoda
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He just ripped of the movie face off but with balls

minor ore
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when she saw Naked Jousuke in chapter 1

old marlin
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That's literally how we learned about it lmfao

minor ore
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lmao

old marlin
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L

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Fat L

timid rune
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he could get horny but couldnt masturbate

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that would be hell

old marlin
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FUCI

whole field
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the true sacrifice

old marlin
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Jousuke's the worst Jojo

burnt pagoda
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Now I want 4 balls

old marlin
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Exclusively for that reason

whole field
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losing your penne

fallow nexus
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Afeku is a BOOMER

minor ore
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You have no taste glad

burnt pagoda
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Joske just says ok boomer

minor ore
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Just jelly he has double the fluid

burnt pagoda
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Pt9 jojolion end

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!~

whole field
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make that an edit when they hopefully interact next chapter

pliant sail
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Afeku is AU Speedwagon wokethinking

west zealot
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Akefu sees Yasuho on her phone and has a boomer rant about kids on their phones

whole field
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lol

pliant sail
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EVIL Speedwagon

whole field
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Evil Speedwagon???

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DIO????

minor ore
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damn kids on their smartphones

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AU speedwagon came and went

fallow nexus
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Afeku finds a penny, it's actually Milagro Man. End of JJL

whole field
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fucking

timid rune
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diego E.O. satoru????

whole field
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AU Avdol more useful than Kyo

burnt pagoda
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I'm telling you its au "are you one of the injured "

pliant sail
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I needta reread SBR

minor ore
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Avdol did nothing tho

burnt pagoda
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It him

minor ore
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Like

whole field
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ye

minor ore
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Literally nothing

burnt pagoda
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Hes the head doctor

fallow nexus
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All the forgotten stands team up to beat Joshuu

ancient depot
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avdol was the catalyst for the second best fight in SDC

timid rune
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avdol raced for a while then got nuked out of the race

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in the first stage

burnt pagoda
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But seriously he should bring kyo back

whole field
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Joshu is casually attending the lecture

delicate summit
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can anyone explain what happened in chapter 92?

whole field
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because he's a smart boy

analog ether
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what the fuck

ancient depot
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avdol wasn’t in sbr that was my man abdul

burnt pagoda
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And it seems that joubin is no longer a bad guy

old marlin
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Bruhh fights bruhhh

fallow nexus
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Hw also bought nine tickets for the lecture

kind owlBOT
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@fallow nexus, Your Stand Power is now level 4 !

minor ore
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@delicate summit oh its easy, holly saved josuke

timid rune
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oh yeah abdul that was his name

minor ore
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And josuke realized his own identity

pliant sail
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When I started SBR I thought Sandman was the gonna be the JoJo and a v important character in the Part lmao

whole field
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chapter 92: || akefu finally says something, holly dies ||

minor ore
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She isnt dead

delicate summit
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@minor ore what does locaca do exactly?

minor ore
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Shes in a coma

pliant sail
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He's gonna save her

burnt pagoda
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Yeah she's in a coma

whole field
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oh, coma?

pliant sail
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That's why he angry ORAORA

minor ore
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she out like a light

old marlin
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So if Holly bought Tickets to Akefu's lecture and made Jousuke shake his hand after he could finally fight him

fallow nexus
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Ah yes, here's a cool character with a lot of screentime. Too bad he's just another minor villain

burnt pagoda
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Every 120 seconds she goes into a coma and forgets everything

whole field
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i interpreted "rock will reach my brain" as "i'm gonna fucking die"

ancient depot
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abdul was the original name anyway but someone said avdol and it stuck

old marlin
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Mommy just needs to make decisions for him

ancient depot
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it’s wrong doe

pastel adder
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damn that chapter was so good

minor ore
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@delicate summit equivilent echange, locacaca is rokakaka

old marlin
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L

analog ether
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Bruh, does josuke need his MOMMY to do everything for him? What a loser!

minor ore
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!

old marlin
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He really do

fallow nexus
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Locacaca number just sounds like a generic brand of perfumes

timid rune
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i wish we got a spinoff of horny baby man though

pliant sail
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Hey stop bullying him, he's a SENSITIVE BOY fruit

whole field
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hahaha gappy has no mom

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hahaaha

old marlin
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MOM DO YOU MEAN ROKAKAKA????

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No idiot

pliant sail
whole field
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"is that what the fucking kids call it these days?"

burnt pagoda
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I like josu now

analog ether
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They literally invented bone healing juice

whole field
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"i swear to god back in my day"

fallow nexus
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Spinoff about the shakedown road smh

old marlin
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Making people go AH for a second

minor ore
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shakedown road 2

kind owlBOT
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@minor ore, Your Stand Power is now level 36 !

minor ore
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stando powah

timid rune
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ozone baby user prequel

burnt pagoda
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Leaf requem

whole field
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josuke will fight akefu on Shakedown Road

burnt pagoda
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Poor Tom is just Danny devito

fallow nexus
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When I first started jjl, i thought the road would be just like the alley from pt 4

old marlin
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AU Shakedown Road does the exact same thing it does in Canon but its Banana Peels instead of Gingko Leaves

minor ore
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with Ed edd and eddy sound effects

minor ore
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.

whole field
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thanks i hate it

timid rune
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omg its him

fallow nexus
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Cringe ass nae nae baby

old marlin
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Cringe Ass Nae Nae full grown fucking Man

whole field
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reminder that this guy was casually licking pussy

timid rune
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tsurugi from the future???

whole field
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before he headed out

old marlin
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Tsurugi would never perform Cunnilingus

fallow nexus
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Wtf

analog ether
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FOR FUCKS SAKE, It's been 3 chapters of buildup Araki. Give me my goddamn adventure.

old marlin
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We really stuck on the Bizarre tbh :/

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:(

fallow nexus
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Araki retires and jjl is unfinished

analog ether
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don't say things you don't mean

old marlin
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Welcome to my new Serialization of Jojo's Bizarre 😐

whole field
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Jojolion ends Evangelion style where Josuke finally comes to terms with his own self and is at peace

fallow nexus
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Congratulations

old marlin
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Get in the Nuts Jojo

west zealot
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Congratulations!

ancient depot
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Congratulations

analog ether
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And a bunch of angels or sumth
people get turned into rock juice

timid rune
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we need AU thunder mcqueen

ancient depot
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holly says as she claps with her cheeks

whole field
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^

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nice

minor ore
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LOL

fallow nexus
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Poor Tom claps at Josuke and says "Congratulations"

whole field
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Iwasuke barks

fallow nexus
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Then he proceeds to hit on holly

old marlin
analog ether
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gratulacje

fallow nexus
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Ramiel in JJL?!

whole field
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bro...

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what if all the stand users line up with the angels???

burnt pagoda
analog ether
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hmmmm

old marlin
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That's Real Jousuke

timid rune
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the grinch is the head doctor???

minor ore
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when did they make him a brotha

ancient depot
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we say goodbye lost heaven

old marlin
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Literally the only canon Jousuke

whole field
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brotha josuke

kind owlBOT
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@whole field, Your Stand Power is now level 4 !

whole field
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come getcho ass down here

fallow nexus
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Head doctor gonna steal Christmas

grizzled pilot
old marlin
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Actual Evil Josuke

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Excuse me

grizzled pilot
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semi-canon evil josuke

old marlin
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No not canon

analog ether
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Josuke, Jósuke and Jasuke

old marlin
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Araki said so himself

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I know him

analog ether
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and Johnsuke

grizzled pilot
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damn. didnt know

burnt pagoda
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Josuke stole Joahus name

old marlin
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Joshuke

burnt pagoda
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Josu

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Joshu

fallow nexus
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Ke

quasi raft
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Okay latest chapter was wild

fallow nexus
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Joshuu Kujo

old marlin
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Kinda Boring omm tho

analog ether
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latest chapter gave me rock brain

burnt pagoda
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Next are his balls

timid rune
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haha gappy is calling out for his mom

fallow nexus
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Last chapter was epic

timid rune
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what a baby!!!!

old marlin
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I mean something cool was talked about

burnt pagoda
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Joshu I need your balls to beat the head doctor

old marlin
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The Head Doctor and his cronies werent originally members of the Hospital they forced themselves in and changed people's memories

analog ether
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Im glad Araki has actual big chapters though. I'm gonna fucking flip next time I only see about 20 pages in a chapter

old marlin
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The last big chapter was Jousuke getting assaulted by Rain for me

minor ore
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i need the next one already...

fallow nexus
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Next chapter will probably focus on Yasuho & Tooru's bizarre trip to the Higashikata parlor

minor ore
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uwu tomoki

timid rune
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next chapter will be kyo cleaning the house

fallow nexus
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Doctow Uwu entewing youw uwetwas

minor ore
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for 40 pages

old marlin
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I miss Doctor Wu

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Dr Wu*

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Fuck

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I'm not internally consistent today

fallow nexus
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He never lost his virginity

minor ore
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I miss him too

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aren’t you at school @old marlin

analog ether
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I get why they're building up though. I imagine this will be a long arc, hell, it already is if you count every chapter since the head doctor first appeared. I think we're all just waiting for something big to really kick off, but we've only really been building up to that.

minor ore
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He was a great user

old marlin
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YeH

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What about it tho

analog ether
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Honestly feels like araki's just been trying to tie up some loose ends and flesh out a few minor details these pass few chapters

minor ore
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Yeah exactly
And in JoJo arcs oftem get longer the closer to the end they are
Not a rule but still

old marlin
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I like how we got another explanation that Rokakaka can exchange

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Like we havent heard that in the last 50 chapters

analog ether
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Yes, but you see, now the PEOPLE know.

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Very important

minor ore
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Bro wait.....
What's a exchange??

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Bro...

old marlin
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Idk

analog ether
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It's crucial that the shadow men at the theatre understand how lococoapcooa works

old marlin
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Araki legit just forgot about that

minor ore
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Loccobarrocco

fallow nexus
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What happened to the hairpin

old marlin
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Lack thereof really

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We dont even see her hair

minor ore
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The guy with the fucked up head in SO

fallow nexus
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Ew that guy

analog ether
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that could mean a lot of characters actually

old marlin
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Final Stage: Yoqaqaqa fruit

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Synthetic Exchange

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Finally, Infinite Balls

minor ore
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LOL

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Jojolion just ends right there

analog ether
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I'm honestly at the point where I just want Jobin to come in and fucking slay everyone at the hospital

old marlin
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Jobin burning Holly alive would be kinda funny

timid rune
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i want joshu to create the bokalakarada

fallow nexus
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The new rokaka does nothing, it's just the power of friendship

minor ore
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the friends we made along the journey 🙂

analog ether
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We really were JoJolion

old marlin
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Goddamn I was actually kinda hoping someone said Locacaca as a joke in the past

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Araki is stupider than all of us combined

analog ether
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good tbh

fallow nexus
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Livin la vida loca(caca)

minor ore
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Fucking

old marlin
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Crazy Poop tee hee

minor ore
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Golden rectangle exchange

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Golden Rectangle Requiem

fallow nexus
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Gyro appears and spits on you

analog ether
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I wish the cast of JoJolion was actually way worse, so I wouldn't want them all to be appearing constantly

minor ore
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You have to get on a horse

old marlin
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Jousuke sees Gyro's Ghost and uses his extra nut as a steel ball

minor ore
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And throw the rokakaka fruit with the spin technique

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At someone

fallow nexus
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Jojolion but its just slice of life

minor ore
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Jousuke will use spin bubbles

old marlin
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Let's just have Jojolion end with Jousuke having a false memory of defeating Valentine

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He gets kicked by a Horse even though he can walk

burnt pagoda
timid rune
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kira = valentine

fallow nexus
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Jojolion was just a dream

timid rune
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cursed panel

old marlin
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I cant tell which of them looks more fucked up @burnt pagoda

minor ore
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Tsurugi wakes up the day before the harvest

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The entire part having been a dream

old marlin
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The thing is Tsurugi always looks like that

minor ore
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Best chapter btw

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Jojolion never happened it was just the Mandela effect

old marlin
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^ L

minor ore
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Such an awesome finale

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not the best chapter but it was p good

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Yeah

fallow nexus
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Jojolion was just a paper moon king illusion

minor ore
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Hard

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Okay well

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If Akefu himself is just some weird shared illusion

brave sentinel
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Joshu wasn’t in chapter, am disappointed joshu

fallow nexus
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The entirety of jojo was just tsurugi's doing

minor ore
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That might have something to do with Tsurugi

gentle cradle
minor ore
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thanks

fallow nexus
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Final fight is a 3 way fight between josuke, tooru and joshuu

old marlin
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Jojokes

burnt pagoda
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Both steel ball run and jojolion are created by white snake wake up!!!

minor ore
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someone put Weezer on that

old marlin
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Make a bunch of edits and throw em in #manga-jojokes so the 4 people in there who read the manga can laugh

pastel adder
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tru

minor ore
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😂😂😂😂

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Those kinna hard doe

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imagine having to be locked in jojokes for a whole day

winter adder
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GAH

gentle cradle
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i'll put the Help! one in jojokes

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it probably belongs there anyway

winter adder
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I think I have a series of panels of people eating the rokakaka with Star Platinum superimposed there

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Since I saw someone say that Josuke’ll get the stand when he eats the rokakaka

west zealot
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imagine being locked in the speedwagon channel

minor ore
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Star Platinum return when

winter adder
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Just like all those times when people are the rokakaka and got Star Platinum

minor ore
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Star Platinum The World? Or just Regular Star Plat

old marlin
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@gentle cradle yeah it does but I wasnt gonna scold you over one jojoke lmao

winter adder
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Jotaro has no reason to return to Morioh in 2011

minor ore
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I feel like regular Star Platinum would just be a downgrade

gentle cradle
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thank you

winter adder
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Unless he catches wind of the Rock Humans’ plan 😳

old marlin
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@winter adder please find those images rn

winter adder
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Should I post them here?

minor ore
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Giorno is in Florida right now guys uh oh

brave sentinel
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These Roblox jojo servers are extremely dumb, they say the rokakaka removes your stand smh

minor ore
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😳😳😳😳

old marlin
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Yeah it's alright

winter adder
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They aren’t that funny without context and it’s just that one manga image of Star Platinum

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Ok-dok

minor ore
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What if HD just kills Jousuke instantly

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Part over

winter adder
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Finally

minor ore
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😂😂😂😂

winter adder
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Phew

minor ore
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Is it as long as SBR yet?

old marlin
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Yeah

minor ore
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😳😳😳

copper jay
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at the rate its going, its going to be longer than SBR

minor ore
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Bless

old marlin
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It already is tho

pastel adder
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jojolion is only a couple hundred pages shorter than sbr

copper jay
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isn't sbr 96 chapters?

pastel adder
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sbr is 95 iirc

old marlin
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Not all of them were 40 pages

pastel adder
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jjl has 3,929 pages, sbr ended with 4,290, according to some reddit post of the dude counting every part from a couple months ago

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I added in the extra pages into jjl's count since then of course

winter adder
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We’ve got a ways to go then

brave sentinel
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Stone Platinum

timid rune
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star stone

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no

burnt pagoda
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Star king stone

minor ore
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LMAO

grizzled pilot
winter adder
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What have I done

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Alright so next chapter which’ll it be, Yasuho, the Higashikatas, or...both

minor ore
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last chapter of da year

brave sentinel
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Next chapter will be 200 pages all about Joshu

copper jay
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wheres my Joshu Ova

brave sentinel
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Jousuke will die and Joshu will become main protag

gentle cradle
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So Damo was working for the head doctor?

grizzled pilot
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yeah

winter adder
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Indirectly

copper jay
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jousuke will eat the new rokakaka and fuse with joshu

brave sentinel
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😳

old marlin
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@minor ore facts

pastel adder
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please no I don't want josuke to become ugly

copper jay
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it will be Yasuho's best dream and worst nightmare

brave sentinel
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Nut And Wet

winter adder
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But that would probably just create another person with some hairstyle between the two with no memory ):

minor ore
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they become like Vegito

burnt pagoda
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Soft nut

minor ore
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What if 2 of Josuke's balls became rocks?

brittle blade
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What if a guy and a girl would fuse with the new rokakaka

minor ore
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Hmm

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😳😳😳😳😳😳

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futa

brave sentinel
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😳joshunut joshunut joshunut

winter adder
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What if we kissed

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At the TG University Hospital

cedar relic
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Holy fuck what an amazing chapter

brave sentinel
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Coulda used some more Joshu imo

timid rune
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what if we kissed in the secret locacaca storage

brave sentinel
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Rock people are just descendants of angelo

fading cove
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or Valentine

karmic cloak
minor ore
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Yes

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There won't be a chapter next month?

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Even the rabbit has jojo lips

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Damn

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who said that @minor ore

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yeah next month

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o

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my bad then

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Hiatus?

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no it’s just next month is the last of the yr so it’ll be the last chapter of 2019

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Ohhh right

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And then maybe next year it will have a conclusion

wild wave
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Big Chungus

minor ore
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he’s finally in jojo

winter adder
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):

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Big Chungus broke Kira’s fucking ribs

old marlin
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Baby Kira with a giant rabbit

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@weak tundranice catch

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That's cool

graceful sedge
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Man this chapter

minor ore
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i was lit for it

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i was rewarded

solid cypress
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Cindy is just the Cure from GHGR

minor ore
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smilecow

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: ]

west zealot
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Iggy grew up huh

minor ore
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Why is no one mememing the cow

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start the memes up

grizzled pilot
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fuck it stack up the cows

minor ore
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"the patients were also satisfied"

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it's a cow

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bruv 😭 😭

winter adder
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Outside of human experimentation and extortion, is what the Rock Humans are doing all that bad? I can’t believe Jousuke is the true villain omg where’s Valentine

minor ore
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VaLeNTiNe DiD nOtHiNg WrOnG

fading cove
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i love valentine

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i love how scrubforhire portrays him too

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valentine isnt pucci or dio

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he isnt corrupted or evil like them

grizzled pilot
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yes he is

fading cove
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👍

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no

minor ore
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yes he is

fading cove
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he just wants the first napkin

minor ore
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he is both

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corrupted AND evil

fading cove
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no

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he want napkin

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thats it

analog ether
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Pucci just wants people to go to heaven

long flax
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Ree

analog ether
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kira just wants a quiet life

fading cove
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pucci thinks he's good

minor ore
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nice try dog

long flax
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Just tells us what the new stand is already

analog ether
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Kars justs wants to be the ultimate lifeform

robust ibex
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locacaca is a weird spelling for rokakaka

kind owlBOT
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@robust ibex, Your Stand Power is now level 10 !

robust ibex
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thanks japan

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also this was an interesting issue

fading cove
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just say spike cherry

timid rune
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dio just wanted to heal his neck wound ://///

analog ether
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it's the engrish to english translation

minor ore
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I wonder why it's different this time though

robust ibex
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l and r are interchangable

analog ether
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because they actually had it written in english IN the manga

timid rune
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its different because its uhh

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rokakaka juice?

analog ether
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I just explained why it's different

minor ore
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ohhhhh

timid rune
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shut up me right your wrong

minor ore
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I see

robust ibex
#

jojos bizarre equivalent exchange

analog ether
#

fuck im wrong hes right

fading cove
#

the doggy style dude and joseph panels makes me think of "its the same type of stand"

timid rune
#

jojo's bizarre TG University Hospital

fading cove
#

im still going on my theory about jojolion being part 4 and 5

robust ibex
#

with some elements of part 6

fading cove
#

how

#

"prison"

#

"the prison is called stone ocean"

minor ore
#

Caato is Jolyne confirmed

#

part over

fading cove
#

id love that

#

just part 9 is a prequal

#

prequel*

minor ore
#

Part 9 begins

#

it's just part 1 but there are stands now

#

back to part 1 art style too 🤢

fading cove
#

id love that

#

part 1 has the best art style

#

change my mind

minor ore
#

I can't

#

you're too far gone

fading cove
#

half way through part 2 we get some weird ass shit

#

joseph started taking steroids

winter adder
#

Yeah wait

#

Imagine a part that like

#

Incorporated aspects of Phantom Blood

#

But they also had stands

#

That sounds really cool, actually, like

fading cove
winter adder
#

A version of Jonathan and DIO and they have stands and fight together

minor ore
#

"muh same face syndrome"

timid rune
fading cove
#

i liked the part 6 style

kind owlBOT
#

@fading cove, Your Stand Power is now level 13 !

fading cove
#

i like

winter adder
#

There’s a Zeppeli there too. Someone should make this a thing. Some kind of Phantom Blood reboot...imagine

minor ore
fading cove
#

phantom blood was incoherent mumbling

#

hamon is very limited

timid rune
#

phantom blood was fanservice for blind people

#

thanks speedwagon

minor ore
#

that being said ion care what anyone says

fading cove
#

xd

minor ore
#

the Part 1 anime is killer

fading cove
#

the manga is so bad

#

it drags so hard

#

anime doesnt cut out enough

#

like Scottish knights

#

that

west zealot
#

Except for the blood ritual at the beginning

fading cove
#

was

#

stupid

winter adder
#

Someone should just remake Phantom Blood with stands

west zealot
#

Idk I thought it was intriguing

fading cove
#

i like the beginning

winter adder
#

Hmmmmm

fading cove
#

with the pillar men

#

i liked that

minor ore
#

Jonathan has Star Platinum

fading cove
#

i liked how stb still did it

#

no

#

star platinum is to wild

timid rune
#

remember mr adams

fading cove
#

he would have Mr. star platinum

timid rune
#

he deserves a novel

minor ore
#

Jonathan IS Star Platinum

fading cove
#

no

winter adder
#

Sometimes my phone groups me together with New Style JoJo Faces. I’m JoJo guys omg I’m JoJo I am JoJolion

fading cove
#

jonathan would dress better

#

come on

#

logic

west zealot
#

Star Platypus

winter adder
#

Like. A remake. A reimagining of Phantom Blood. Where they have stands. Like an alternate universe, doesn’t that sound cool

timid rune
#

false

#

star platinum doesn't have a dick

#

and jonathan left erina pregnant

#

so

winter adder
#

How do you know .

timid rune
#

oh shit

#

speedwagon.....???????

fading cove
#

i mean

#

i sleep on it

minor ore
#

@winter adder

#

it absolutely sounds killer

fading cove
#

if only it could have a killer beginning

winter adder
#

It does. Someone should make that.

fading cove
#

good*

#

ok*

timid rune
#

lol imagine phantom blood but in an alternate universe

minor ore
#

hmmm

timid rune
#

with alternate versions of the cast

#

and standos

minor ore
#

maybe instead of hamon there's like

#

a new force

#

called spin

#

hmm

#

no but for real

winter adder
#

WHAT YHE FUCK

timid rune
#

perhaps

minor ore
#

not Steel Ball Run but literally Phantom Blood with Stands

#

would be cool as fuck

timid rune
#

what should the protagonist's name be

minor ore
#

because I love Phantom Blood's gothic aesthetic

analog ether
#

johnathon

minor ore
#

Jonathan is a LONG name for BITCHES

#

let's change that 2 a Kool name

#

Johnny

#

like Johnny Cage

#

B)

timid rune
#

what about uhh

#

john?

fading cove
#

like jonathan

minor ore
#

Jo

timid rune
#

john joestar

fading cove
#

but

minor ore
#

just fuck it

fading cove
#

short

minor ore
#

let's name him JoJo

#

full name: "JoJo"

fading cove
#

jimo joestar

#

lets give him a pet

analog ether
#

Johnny Cage's Mortal Kombat album song is a big time rush

minor ore
#

Johnny "Cage" Kujo

fading cove
#

i like it

winter adder
#

Wait a minute

minor ore
#

his pet is one of Araki's fucked up dogs

winter adder
#

Cage

#

Yoshikage Kira lol olloo kfdn

warm sentinel
#

new chapter was effing wild

kind owlBOT
#

@warm sentinel, Your Stand Power is now level 3 !

winter adder
#

Oh man it was great

fading cove
#

iggy back in

minor ore
#

😫

#

new chapter lit

fading cove
#

i like it

#

but

west zealot
#

Hear me out but what if pt 1 was re-done in that manner and it actually gave Dio goals, where he starts with something that isn't the world, but the protag thinks his intention is to take over "the world" and the ending is ultimately similar so that Dio comes back in pt 3 having The World as his stand

fading cove
#

no 7 page ora

#

4/10

winter adder
#

For an incredibly minor aspect, it’s weird that we have a permanent design change in a character so late into the part . I wonder how that went with editors

#

You’re right 4/10

warm sentinel
#

i couldn't BELIEVE josuke actually drank the juice and got rocky

ocean mirage
#

new chapter is out ?

west zealot
#

yuh

winter adder
#

The Wonderful Wooorrllld

ocean mirage
#

oh man

warm sentinel
#

when i read monthly i try to go slow and savor every page

fading cove
#

me to

minor ore
#

yeah

fading cove
#

because there is a limited amount of jojo

#

it is a rare resource

warm sentinel
#

so the page where || his mouth gets rocked over and he can't breathe ||

#

pure panic, dude

fading cove
#

i mean

warm sentinel
#

i was like oh shit, why'd you let her talk you into that?! now we're gonna have smoothfaced mouthless josuke!

#

but araki had another turn waiting for me, just like always

fading cove
#

i liked the ora

winter adder
#

😶

warm sentinel
#

and he wipes away the tears afterwards 😭

#

araki can we get like one singular panel of hatless josuke Blease

fading cove
#

well

winter adder
#

No. Die arakigun

fading cove
#

climax is right after this fight

#

and who is the villain

#

good question

warm sentinel
#

still holding out for a higashikata house divided team fight

#

at the end

timid rune
#

we never saw johnny without his hat besides the wacky flashback so i wonder if we'll see josuke

fading cove
#

they might

#

i wouldnt say not

#

but

#

our main god

#

joshu

#

would save the house hold

#

Johnny is good no not sleep

warm sentinel
#

caato joubin tsurugi mitsuba
vs
josuke yasuho joshuu mamezuku

#

where do yall think hato and daiya would fall?

winter adder
#

And the Rock Humans

#

Or just one I guess

warm sentinel
#

and i put joshuu on that team purely because of his antagonizing caato

#

i feel like it would be cool to see hato on josuke's side

minor ore
#

what the fuck is up with the bites

warm sentinel
#

using the heels again

timid rune
#

wait

#

joshu detaches stuff with his stand right

warm sentinel
#

nut king call, yes

#

he unscrews stuff

timid rune
#

and bruno unzips stuff

#

...

#

joshu = alternate bruno??????????

fading cove
#

who would win

#

zipper man vs sticky fingers

warm sentinel
#

bruno can make port holes and doorways tho

#

joshuu can just take your hand off and put it on backwards

fading cove
#

bruno is cool

timid rune
#

joshu requiem

warm sentinel
#

bucci gang

minor ore
#

Bruno has a cool hairstyle

#

or at least

fading cove
#

joshuu is like "i dont know you thats my purse"

minor ore
#

not fucking...Joshu's

warm sentinel
#

i'm so looking forward to joshuu paying off

fading cove
#

i mean joshuu gets a bad rep

warm sentinel
#

i feel like you wouldn't make him such a bumbling piece of shit if there wasn't some ultimate redemption coming

#

i want joshuu to get his moment

#

t'would be nice

fading cove
#

you know who also nice

#

twomad

#

its like twould

#

but funny

ocean mirage
#

i just read the new chapter

#

wow

minor ore
#

I think Joshu will have his moment in the sun

fading cove
#

i mean

minor ore
#

I do not feel as though Milagro Man was that moment

#

skrr

fading cove
#

he's super selfish

#

but

#

i think he needs a moment

warm sentinel
#

definitely

fading cove
#

joshuu will pick the side he think will win

#

^^^^^^^

warm sentinel
#

i would love to see a situation like notorious big in part 5

#

where absolutely everyone is out of comission, and it's all down to trish

#

to make the one play that can turn it around

minor ore
#

Notorious BIG counterpart when

fading cove
#

now

minor ore
#

🙏

#

what if Joshu straight up just

fading cove
#

dangerous pursuit is notorious big

minor ore
#

bumbles

winter adder
#

Why did he try to sex his mom

minor ore
#

and kills Akefu

warm sentinel
#

that would be excellent

minor ore
#

he wasn't trying to pursue him

fading cove
#

just works in the opposite way

warm sentinel
#

joshuu's not pursuing!

fading cove
#

big pursues

winter adder
#

I can’t really blame him for something he didn’t actually intentionally do, but why did he also lick Haato’s ear

minor ore
#

now? JOSHU PURSUES

fading cove
#

people pursue dangerous pursuit

winter adder
#

Joshu, wait, don’t pursue

warm sentinel
#

dude he says "let me suck on your tits mom"

minor ore
#

nah he intentionally tried to take her top off

fading cove
#

it just works in the opposite way

ocean mirage
#

why is the rock on yoshikage side? isn't that the side that gets healed?

minor ore
#

he's not a bad person he's just socially awkward and a perv

fading cove
#

rock?

#

??????????

minor ore
#

and kind of a jerk

fading cove
#

you mean holly?

warm sentinel
#

and he's selfish

fading cove
#

^

minor ore
#

LMAO SHE HAS A NAME YOU KNOW ☠️

warm sentinel
#

like when he didn't show the bideo of shakedown road to josuke

fading cove
#

the rock humans are dead

warm sentinel
#

that was pure fuckery

fading cove
#

besides headdoctor and kaato

minor ore
#

"and kaato"

#

woah there

fading cove
#

woah

#

kaato is the only character that has a reason to be bad

#

spike cherry

minor ore
#

That's probably tsurugi accidentally stepping on the tongue

#

Because if he looked down he'd see the ear

#

I think the worst things Joshu did generally are just be creepy and an asshole

winter adder
#

Well if you saw a tongue on the ground, I guess you might be inclined to think that someone dropped it ?

#

I know it was his stand ability working without him directly informing it to do so but still

minor ore
#

for this part, let alone this SERIES, that's pretty tame

winter adder
#

Nyooooom

timid rune
#

can we talk instead about tsurugi looking cursed in every panel he's in

north linden
#

It runs in the family

winter adder
#

Doesn’t Paper Moon 2.0 have some sort of weird maybe teleportation powers or was that just the stand making objects appear as others and also Akefu being present

timid rune
#

joshu and tsurugi look cursed in most panels

rancid wave
winter adder
#

(:

ocean mirage
#

that's clever

minor ore
#

I'm very curious as to this new "shared illusion" thing

timid rune
#

joshu this is the only non cursed joshu i think

minor ore
#

Or whatever the fuck

north linden
#

Did they ever explain how rocky just
Phased through a wall

rancid wave
north linden
#

Dummy thicc

minor ore
#

BVVVVVVVVVV

timid rune
#

how did i not notice that

minor ore
#

STUPID BUTT

timid rune
#

minecraft ass

north linden
#

Cringe ass nae nae college student

rancid wave
#

Leave the blocky ass

winter adder
#

Jesus Christ

copper jay
#

boi be looking like a whole thanksgiving meal

winter adder
#

There’s only one thing greater

minor ore
#

Apparently he's a sociology student

north linden
#

Of course

ocean mirage
#

what do you guys think about the new chapter?

timid rune
#

what if we kissed inside poor tom's house

north linden
#

I haven't read the latest few chapters mostly out of lack of interest

timid rune
#

it's good

rancid wave
#

Haven’t caught up to jojolion in a while might go read now

winter adder
north linden
#

I'm in the ozone baby arc arm

winter adder
#

Does that work
Does that feature the ass of Mamezuku Rai

#

Oh man read it duuuude

copper jay
#

tbh im not a big fan of Akefu's stand, it just strechtes the plot to an annoying level

north linden
#

I have yet to actually find out ozone baby's ability but a lot of the recent stands in jojolion is just

#

So underwhelming imo

#

None of them are really intimidating in any way and they've gotten a little reppetitive

minor ore
#

Ozone Baby kinna 😳 doe

#

that shit scares me

north linden
#

Though thie comes from someone who thinks sugar mountain is one of the best fights in jojo

copper jay
#

ozone baby is such a good fight

ocean mirage
#

what if I bury ozone baby in my neighbor's garden?

copper jay
#

it was the last good fight we had in my opinion

minor ore
#

there aren't many stands that really SCARE me like that

north linden
#

That and the slowly growing amount of similar stands are starting to bug me a little

copper jay
#

I didn't like the fight with doctor wu

ocean mirage
#

stands been similar since part 3

north linden
#

I mean like

#

Doggystyle is just slightly different stone free

#

It's different if an ability has untapped potential but like
it hasn't really been used creatively

ocean mirage
#

well they do share the similarity of turning into string

copper jay
#

i'm pretty sure its more combat orientated

analog ether
#

wait DOGGY STYLE hasn't been used creatively?

north linden
#

Though to be fair I've only seen it in action during the first fight with it

analog ether
#

Even the first fight has fucking

#

^

#

THAT

north linden
#

That was cool for a second

#

This is also really just a nitpick but there's a ton of underused potential in the stand roster

fading cove
#

i cant talk about jojo and doggy style without someone cringing

ocean mirage
#

i think that's what happen when there's a big cast

north linden
#

Even like

ocean mirage
#

i mean tsurugi mom used the arrows on her fingers then on the pot, that is pretty good

north linden
#

Soft and wet
It was used really creatively in fights like I am a rock and california king bed but it's kind of taken a backseat

fading cove
#

hopefully theyre used in the climax

#

with a house divide

analog ether
fading cove
#

dont be a rock human

ocean mirage
#

this guy get burnt to death by soft and wet

empty grove
#

So

#

What did you guys think of the recent chapter?

minor ore
#

Based af

wild wave
#

Yeah the crossbow arm is legendary

#

Stone free never did that

ocean mirage
#

has gappy always been this jacked?

fading cove
#

stone free had jolyne

wild wave
#

True

#

I love both stands

fading cove
#

imagine surviving c moon

ocean mirage
#

c moon is an automatic stand

#

and then when he has MiH, it's not an automatic stand anymore

fading cove
#

no

#

wtf are you talking about

#

it punches

#

if it punches you

#

your gravity will invert

#

please listen

vale estuary
#

Nah c moon isn’t automatic

#

Only white snake is

scarlet viper
#

after this months chapter I feel like I need to re read the entire Jojolion haha

kind owlBOT
#

@scarlet viper, Your Stand Power is now level 4 !

scarlet viper
#

monthly chapters definitely affect my memory it seems

minor ore
#

Speed readers smh

scarlet viper
#

Well it's not that

#

but rather I read up to roughly chapter 70

#

since then I've been reading the updated chapters monthly

#

so I've kinda forgotten some of the stuff that happened

vale estuary
#

Yeah I get that

#

Gonna keep reading monthly, then reread it once it’s over

scarlet viper
#

I thought Holly was like really ill and had dementia?

vale estuary
#

I think she died

#

Spirit lines thingie

scarlet viper
#

oh no! I really hope that's not the case

vale estuary
#

Or it’s just to symbolize that she was in a coma

scarlet viper
#

I'd like to see her a bit more

vale estuary
#

But

#

Idk could be either

scarlet viper
#

damn re reading the chapter I'm actually not sure

vale estuary
#

If she died?

scarlet viper
#

yeah

vale estuary
#

I’ve read it 3 times now

#

It’s wack

scarlet viper
#

I think it's more likely she's in a coma since josuke says he'll save her

vale estuary
#

But really REALL GOOD

#

Yeah probably

#

Like an okuyasu

#

This is definitely a final battle approaching

scarlet viper
#

I think maybe 20-25 chapters to go honestly

vale estuary
#

No way

#

5-10

scarlet viper
#

final battles are usually pretty long

vale estuary
#

It’s already begun

#

The finely battle is happening

scarlet viper
#

I guess time will tell

vale estuary
#

Think of it like sheer heart attack

#

They get past the remote ability and take down the enemy

#

Similar to that

scarlet viper
#

yeah I see that

#

but there's still stuff that needs to be resolved in respect to the higashkiata family

vale estuary
#

That will happen simultaneously

#

The chapters are going back and forth

#

They’ll probably meet up for the finale

scarlet viper
#

like I still want to know if Norisuke is dead or not

#

and if he is, how he died

vale estuary
#

I don’t think he is but who knows

#

He’s gonna sacrifice himself for tsurugi

#

So he’ll probably die

#

But not yet

scarlet viper
#

well I have a month to re read to prep for the final few arcs

#

looking like a great story though

#

really excited

vale estuary
#

Yeah

#

I’m just gonna wait until it all finishes and reread once it’s all out

#

Cause you forget things sometimes when you only get 40 pages a month

#

Well I say only but that’s a lot

lucid fiber
#

Daaaamn those rock stitches though

vale estuary
#

Yeah

exotic spade
#

That chapter was so good

lost slate
#

The new arc's really good

kind owlBOT
#

@lost slate, Your Stand Power is now level 3 !

lost slate
#

But my main takeaway is

#

is rokakaka incorrect?

#

They say rokakaka but the art (and I guess Araki) are calling it locacaca

exotic spade
#

It must be a Japanese thing

lost slate
#

It is

#

Locacaca sounds more real but I prefer rokakaka

sharp mauve
#

Damn this doctor guy trying to give all of Japan this Rock disease

exotic spade
#

I hope he dies

#

Fuckin asshole

minor ore
#

Locacaca and Rokakaka is the same

#

It was explained

#

Above the panel

ancient depot
#

it was always locacaca in araki’s head

#

y’all thought it was an r and a k

inner gust
#

Great chapter

#

Emotional af

exotic spade
#

I loved it

#

Not Josuke got that newfound determination

inner gust
#

Is it just me or does the doctors power give off corpse part vibes

exotic spade
#

That's a cool thought

#

I wonder if Josuke is gonna get his own stand that isn't soft and wet

kind owlBOT
#

@exotic spade, Your Stand Power is now level 2 !

inner gust
#

Well

#

At the end of the day Josuke is Josefumi (who is this universes josuke)

#

soooo eh

#

Would be neat to see a new power for it. Its abilities are different from Josefumi

signal cipher
#

cindy-chan is the main antagonist

winter adder
#

When you can’t pursue the Head Doctor but he has Big Chungus

fallow nexus
#

Makorin was the real main villain all along

queen fox
#

ngl, if Holly dies before the end of part 8, I'd cry

onyx tangle
#

Same, I don't think I would have cared before this chapter happened.

timid rune
#

@inner gust omg true

#

the head doctor is also jesus???????

minor ore
#

Rock Human Jesus

#

the way holly talked about him LOL

winter adder
#

Isn’t Jesus’ ability to transfer bad luck from one area to another, though
I guess you could argue that he’s transferring the bad luck of getting fucking bodied by Jousuke onto him instead of himself but e

#

Speaking of The Corpse, I can’t wait for my Diego Clone Theory to come true, because why wouldn’t they clone some random late 1800s jockey to demonstrate the power of the locacaca’s cell tissue capabilities

formal blaze
#

Josuke's underwear literally says Jojo I'm fucking losing it

queen fox
#

I just realized, Jousuke is one of the first jojos that I actually kinda fear in terms of strength

#

he's super brutal

winter adder
formal blaze
#

Entirely different energies I cannot take Josuke seriously anymore knowing his boxers just say Jojojojojojojo

winter adder
#

“C in power”

minor ore
#

he really has hands dude

queen fox
#

Josuke is one of the most normal looking JoJo's imo

winter adder
#

This image is horribly compressed but you can see his undies here too

formal blaze
#

Where did he buy them

winter adder
formal blaze
#

Who made them for him

winter adder
#

Josefumi always had them I guess

queen fox
#

ya, I think he had them as well

winter adder
#

There’s a panel of Josuke getting up and he’s wearing Josefumi’s shirt underneath as well

queen fox
#

that was like a 1 time thing

#

he removed it

sharp mauve
#

I believe in the Holy Corpse being tied in with The Head Doctors ability since the start

#

Makes a lot of sense

winter adder
#

I know but it also had his underoos, I believe

formal blaze
#

Please please please Araki

winter adder
#

They wouldn’t need the New Sexy Rokakaka then, though

formal blaze
#

I just want Josuke to barge onto the stage where the Head Doctor is giving his speech

winter adder
#

Right?

minor ore
#

@queen fox too right dude
Jotaro is powerful but he wouldn't straight up.kill most people
But Jousuke? Cold blooded

formal blaze
#

And its revealed he just never went to wear any clothes

#

Just fucking storms the stage in his boxers

#

"Where's the Rokakakas"

winter adder
#

Like the only reason we want the New Rokakaka so we can transfer Holly’s disease to someone or somewhere else

queen fox
#

@minor ore yes, dude scares the hell outta me.

odd monolith
#

so ya hey I have a question what the fuck

winter adder
#

Absolute Chad

sharp mauve
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Yeah isn't Josuke like in his underwear or something

formal blaze
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LMFAO yeah

sharp mauve
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Lol epic

formal blaze
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Just walked out of there in nothing but his boxers

sharp mauve
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He was being treated! No time for robes.

winter adder
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His clothes were destroyed

onyx tangle
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Josuke just ends up in his underwear for the rest of the part.

winter adder
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This is his final design

sharp mauve
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Fuck

odd monolith
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alright but how the hell do you get someone to make you chase someone?

winter adder
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Araki just wanted to excuse to be able to draw the human form uncovered

odd monolith
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like hey joshu threaten to kill me if I dont chase him?

winter adder
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Yes

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Also just

minor ore
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I think the implication is Jousuke was chasing Akefu for himself

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Like
For his own reasons

formal blaze
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Imagine you're a rock human posted in the TG university and the day your boss is here to give a speech you're attacked by a naked guy in a sailor hat blowing bubbles everywhere