#jojolion
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Is Johnny being a Saint for some reason just real now
if hes preformed two miricales after he died he technaly is
Is that what that means
Oh man
Do they say that there; I don’t know if the Wiki Article mentioned it
vte
Stages of canonization in the Catholic Church
Servant of God → Venerable → Blessed → Saint
Formal canonization is a lengthy process, often of many years or even centuries.[27] The first stage in this process is an investigation of the candidate's life by an expert. After this, the official report on the candidate is submitted to the bishop of the pertinent diocese and more study is undertaken. The information is then sent to the Congregation for the Causes of Saints of the Holy See for evaluation at the universal level of the Church.[28] If the application is approved the candidate may be granted the title "Venerable".[28] Further investigation may lead to the candidate's beatification with the title "Blessed",[28] which is elevation to the class of the Beati. Next, and at a minimum, proof of two important miracles obtained from God through the intercession of the candidate are required for formal canonization as a saint. These miracles must be posthumous.[28] Finally, after all of these procedures are complete, the Pope may canonize the candidate as a saint[28] for veneration by the universal Church.
copy paste
from wiki
Damn it
I’m starting to get legitimately annoyed at how enemies can just ‘know’ stand abilities. Like, I’m at the chapter where we meet Aisho and after encountering a load of origami frogs he just automatically know that:
- There are two stand users
- One causes an illusion (and he knows the exact nature of the illusion)
- One had been spying on him
like what?
@winter adder technically speaking, no. Johnny isnt a saint
and how did Tsurigu know the name of Yahuso’s stand??
Hes just a servant of Jesus Christ
Keep reading to learn about Aisho 🥴
Well he did do the things while also being a corpse
he has performed the miracle of walking when paralyzed and a miracle of saving his son?
Ok but how does tsurugi know the name ‘paisley park’
i'm not sure if him using the corpses ability is a miracle
Also someone refresh my memory
How did Yotsuyu grab Paisley Park
Why did Jesus christ tell Johnny to kill the president again?
he never did
Bruh wtf
Jesus christ never references Valentine?
no
Don’t think so
not really
Although it was more of just generally be strong in your convictions, Johnny
i guess because jesus was assisting him
I don’t see why he would allow Valentine to get cool Train Powers otherwise
dunno, people like to create weird memes despite logic, sense or facts
@proud stag, Your Stand Power is now level 3 !
Can someone tell me what jesus told johnny exactly
If your heart is wavering, do not shoot
Fairly certain he didn’t say anything else (that I can remember)
corpse part
“f your heart is wavering, do not shoot; Because then a new path will be open for you.”
tusku! acto 3
@supple totem, Your Stand Power is now level 10 !
He then eventually just gets impatient and starts biting people to give them new stand powers
That was a hallucination tho right? How tf did Jesus in the flesh actually appear
I guess because johnny was in a sticky situation and didn’t know what to do?
He’s a ghost
I’m pretty sure Jesus didn’t also explode into around nine chunks scattered through America either
He isn’t the literal Holy Ghost either it was a jokey jest
No but the devils palm presumably carried the corpse around and deposited parts
didn’t he appear next to Blackmore too?
Yeah
Ok yes, in Judaism and Christianity, The Holy Spirit/Ghost is NOT jesus christ
I believe he spoke to him too but we don’t hear it
I guess we just wont ever know the answer
As to why he showed up when he did, what was he trying to say, or any of that
He’s just a ghost
It'll remain unanswered
Cant wait to see JJL animated when I’m fecking senile
Johnny was having difficulties
Jesus pops up because he thinks Johnny is a cool boy
“Hey, Johnny, shoot him, or don’t, you can’t be indecisive”
Hopefully David Productions releases every Rohan OVA so they can learn how to animate this style by then
Which volume 😁
I don’t remember
Lmao I just reread blackmore part 1
This mf jesus christ
Just appears next to him,
Tugs at his own leg
And then dissapears
based
^
Im a jew
ok
Jesus must’ve really liked Japan if he decided to stick around even after his body left
I dont get this
Marriage is a bitch
Oh
Jotaro was married too
And Annasui wanted to Marry Jolyne
Huh
Joseph's aight
Joseph cheated so he could cheat death
facts
he found the loophole
reminder both Jonathan and Johnny died trying to protect their wife and Elizabeth/George II
Johnny was already married when he died, I thought
Remember how Jonathan could lift a boulder up like it was nothing shortly after being granted the ability to use hamon while Johnny gets crushed by one after harnessing the power of infinity
so was jonathan
he told his wife to escape with the baby and accepted his "fate" with Dio instead of struggling for survival or something
I don't think it's stretching it too much
if at all
ah, nvm
When is araki going to reveal the damn lions
it’s pronounced jo-jo-lee-on
I always thought it was like their honeymoon or something
i forget if they were on their honeymoon or if they were actually tryna move to america
Johnny full on went to Japan
what a weeb
ジョジョリオン put this in a translator and listen to how it sounds
Johnny full on went to Japan? No not full on
ya
Bruh
@long flax, Your Stand Power is now level 6 !
Maybe the bite marks were from baby lions and we just don't know yet
@long flax good point
this part sucks
@summer pier you suck
@summer pier bad take
Is kira yoshikage part 8 a villian?
No
Is he a joestar to?
@silk folio, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !
No
Im confused...
Not in part 8 no
Is antagonist the opposite of protagonist?
Yes, but he isnt an antagonist in part 8
Or a protagonist
Hes a flashback character
No problem
@silk folio wiki is dumb dont listen to it
Dont listen to jojotubers also
@knotty mango ok😵
He did harass Ojiro, a man he didn’t know at the time to be a killer, what a bully
@heavy grove ok ok 👍
Part 8 kira (or as I call him, yosh) is basically on the bad scale around the same as jotaro
probably because he is jotaro
I call him Yoshi
I was thinking about what song would fit as the ED of Jojolion if it was up to me
Wanna know which it is?
Like this is only my choice
But this one fits very well:
A song from our upcoming album, Another Light, which will be released when it's done. https://open.spotify.com/artist/3Zy9Sz7WPIetWqQbYq4UoK http://vine.band...
Vinny say something funny
Vinesauce aside it does fit in with Jojolion
All four of them?
@silk folio kira in part 8 isnt a villian, he in the sbr universe is a micture of kira and jotaro
Holy crap I just realized something
@supple plaza, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !
I read that the Stand names of the Higashikata family also denote which generetation they are

Specifically where the word King is placed
why this the only kira8 emote smh
why is this the only jobin emote
cause there are very little panels with him
Noriosuke has King Nothing, his sons and daughters have King as the second word, and Tsurugi has Paper Moon King
Thus, we can assume that Kaato's Stand will start with King

problem
she isnt a higashikata by blood
her Stand, Queen

Mitsuba also has a King in the Stand Name
king-ma nuts

Awaking
Enigma

Awaking Deez Leaves

Mitsuba married into the family
But she still has King in the name
And, keeping with the theme, it's in the second half of the first word
Like Walking Heart
Jobin's seed is what gives you a stand 

Oh wait
Everyone's related to Johnny somehow
Ergo
Hes the reason everyone gets stands!!!
So, to find out what is the name of Kaato's Stand, find all the bands and songs that begin with King
wall eyes
Holy shit I just realized
Google every single use of the word King in the english language
johnny body still spinning
Short Kings Anthem is a totally legit Higashikata Stand name
dio is dead though
AVAILABLE EVERYWHERE: https://song.link/i/1468411471 Prod. Diamond Pistols, Avedon https://www.instagram.com/diamondpistols https://www.instagram.com/avedonm...
This fucking song
tsurugi higashikata (court of the crimson king)
Tsurugi and Josuke both get turns on having King Crimson
Born This Way
these messages irritate me
Mom said its my turn on king crimson
too much
to doggystyle
we're supposed to be irritating
snoop dog goes a way back
doggystyle's old
time to have a pint
Yeah we're jojo fans
Hey I'm trying to make a serious conversation here
don't mess with us jojo fans
we're mad unfunny
Kanye in Araki's 2000 centric world
lady gaga tho
Why would you attempt to have a serious conversation in the jojolion chat @supple plaza
Also I had an idea
someone just randomly having king crimson would mean that the person is alt version diavolo and doppio
Its impossible
The head doctor is clearly the alt personality of Tsurugi
king crimson but no epitaph
The head doctor is my dad actually
o h
What if a main villain, not necessarily of Part 8 mind you, turns out to be a Userless Stand?
point still stands
what if there is no main villain and it's a 3 way battle
i don't think it would work, cause jojo villains are always people with twisted mindsets
and also kars
Kars is just his own thing
The main villain is araki after he kills all the characters in the story so far
I've actually had this weird fucking idea of a supercomputer gaining like a global Stand
@supple plaza, Your Stand Power is now level 2 !
Araki resets the world
his final message
then his self insert returns and writes "making more TSRK"
Think the AI from I Have No Mouth and i Must Scream
AM
considering stands are souls, a computer having one is very far from the truth
the AI from Space Odyssey
Like the supercomputer being implanted with an artificial soul or something
i guess it could but i don't really see jojo going in that direction
Araki and his stand 「Plot armor」
stands have no rules
Main villain
Lo
well its dumb
Araki tries to make the message of part 8 be "technology bad"
Your mom dumb
i have 2 dads
Your dads dumb
are you josuke higashikata
False
not as dumb as a computer being a stand user
a computer could be a stand user
Remember when Sword = Stand
what
So let me get something straight, Kaato's Stand can store up items of any size and then throw them at high speed, right?
If that's what you see it as
we only saw her ability twice
all we know is she can hide things between them
In that case
Wouldn't Mitsuba be a good counter against her?
Cause whatever she pulls out can be redirected back through the vectors
pretty sure it doesent shoot something out
only reason the chair came shooting out was due to its height
exactly
Or she may be able to choose whether to pull something out or using it as a projectile
Was the part of where josk8 got his head rain dropped supposed to be the au version of Kira ambulance kill?
I doubt that was the intention
There wasn't even an ambulance there
He dies like Rohan in a way
There was only police officers and police cars
There’s a document floating around I think maybe on Reddit wooooo that shows the timeline for this whole Rokakaka Harvest
Reddit Moment
If we consider jubins
Head doctor isnt like valentine what
Sk as kq
Valentine was revealed WAYY earlier
As in
In pt7
Dio was still the last fight
But valentine was the mv
To au pt1
And3
😕
so in conclusion main villain jobin
So in conclusion Tsurugi is horny
If we consider
the main villain is Emporio
@analog ether why is your pfp less fuzzy
He 11 watch it
facts
Are they not going to confront Jobin at some point because he has the funny cactus
I just went back to the unpixeleted version
Main villain is iwasuke how many times do i have to tell you guys
@heavy grove, Your Stand Power is now level 18 !
The dog
I always thought it was Elmer fudd
LOL
Not Eye man from Dragon Ball
The Villanova is still pucci
Wouldnt it be funny if, after this arc araki revealed that there was another part of the Rokakaka organization with like,, 6 more members and jojolion keeps going 80 more chapters
The Villanova is still pucci
Jojolion never ends
the ending of jojolion is that there is no ending
Part 9 is just Part 8: 2
So after the bad guy that comes out of nowhere, the guy that kills people who is currently holding the secret sexy Rokakaka, and the mom that’s been manipulating events from behind the scenes are all defeated, a random priest man pops up out of nowhere and starts talking about Steel Ball Run Heaven, which is like the actual place instead of just knowing fate since there’s Jesus
At the very end josuke bumps his head and wakes up back in the ground and jojolion resets
Part 8 358/2
He wakes up and hes the head doctor
Jojolion is Part 1: 8
However the panels are set up so even when he’s getting up we still don’t see his face
Wait
Wait guys I know why his face was hidden for so long
He’s the man Josuke remembers
Bruh
That’s why Mamesuku questions his age
Light hair dark eyes
i'm not even sure what this image is trying to imply
That these are all the guys that he’s intended to be
Kira and Jobin make the most sense even though neither of Josuke’s past selves interacted with Jobin last I checked
People will make AMV panel edits using that when Jesus returns with Johnny
The stand will be called Yummy Fruit for no fucking reason because stands can just be called whatever now
Good Vibrations
you better be bait or start explaining yourself well bucko
Jojolion more like Homoerotic Badky Sketched Adventure's of a Queer
even artstyle is horrible
shit tier level of bait tbh
if i have even a little hate for jojo it is because of this gay part
this is my honest thoughts
Your not allowed to fucking meme after that disasterful fucking take
Shuddup buddy and
all jojolion fans
please explain why you like this shit of a pencil
this tbh
at least you’re not being a shitty troll like the other guy
Knee Josuke
Thoughts on jobin being the villain
He totally i s
Either that, or we'll have like some really unique concept for a new kind of villain
Kind of like the big reveal in part 5 when we see that Diavolo is a split personality of someone else.
Just something we could never expect that throws us all for a loop
People like Kaato or Head Doctor haven't gotten enough presence to be the main antagonist yet. And the Tsurugi/Tooru/Head Doctor theory is interesing and I'd actually love for it to be true.
The escalation from family man to mass murderer has been swift.
The villain arc is rising!
I can almost grasp it
lmao
Jobin is looking our for his family like always
both josuke and jobin killed to protect their family
that's why I don't believe JoJolion is going to end anytime soon
since we need a long Kaato arc
or just the part wont have a main villian and the villians are just that
I don't think it'll have a mv
nah
no way it's going to be like that
Jojolion isn't linear as most parts
Part 8 is good but tbh the stand fights are pretty middle road and I'm not a big fan of gappy
Tbh I prefer part 8 kira
Meh
They're all pretty good but compared to 4 5 or 7 I could really care less
I had to read almost every fight after Kaato's reveal and I still love them
ozone baby is definitely great but i wouldnt say its the best
trust me, people felt like part 7 was bad until it was finished, all jojo parts get fully realized after they're done
Atm im on the fight at rai's lift
that's a ok fight, the narrative for it is good
That and tbh I've never really been a huge action anime fan, though jojo is for the most part an exception
really part 8 at this point is like the finale of part 5, a race for the fruit
I agree with you for part 5, part 5 has all good fights
but that's mostly because they're the longest fights in the series each
I think I'll like it more with the anime
sucks that a new chapter comes out every month though
JJL's pacing feels better for an anime
bit by bit
Also hot take byt doobie wah and born this way are way too similar of fights
im willing to bet part 7 and 8 would have almost 100 episodes if animated
what?
I'd say 50-60
they're not similar
Hm let's think
born this way is similar to highway star
Characters running across town trying not to do the rhing that summons the automatic stand trying to track down the user
I'd argue no
50 to 60 episodes is extremely low
like Highway Star was super linear, you could predict almost everything
while Born this Way, you didn't even have a clue how it worked until later on
considering a chapter is 30+ at minimum and 60+ at max that translating into 24 min episodes would be way longer
knowing monthly anime series
30 pages
parts 1-6 were 20+ at most
it's going to be 70 episodes
I think a lot of early part 7 fights could be 1 episode
I'd love that tbh
Part 7s good as shit
it was weekly until chapter 24
theyre too long to fit all together
tbh, those are forgettable
also there are things happening in the middle of those fights
cant just scrap all that
also you really wanna skip this scene?
I don't think they're going to cut scenes like that out
also 1 SBR chapter is like 10 pages long
and that's chapter 66
thats just a explanation of valentine tho
63*
you can fit that into 3 minutes
Actually that's a good question
63*
How are they gonna fit in stand explanations
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They probably won't tbh
its really not that complicated
It was always an Extra chapter anyway
Also remember a lot of part 3 fights where made longer because they were only 2 or 3 chapters
SBR is going to be 70 episodes, a good studio can pace an episode with 3 chapters per episode
I do not see 70
I know
A lot of part 7 and 8 stands are only really explained via in between chapters
Not a bad thing but still
They could fit them in eye catches ig
It would just be jarring
We don’t need explanations, we’re smart and cool !
stand stats are all in eye catches
No I mean
part 7 never really had stand stats
The ability
part 8 too
No part other than 5 & 6 had stand stats
Actually
the rest were added retroactively in books and what not
Yeah schpal is right
Makes sense
They had them in the anime, not the manga
How do you give stats to fish hooks
JoJo-a go go
by just doing it
5 & 6 are the only actual parts were stand stats were presented in the manga
gave stats to ever stand before part 5
7 & 8 just started doing description pages
ya
how so
I wonder if they’ll do the whole
Though I might just be spoiled by disco ballad's 10/10 eye catches
Yeah but 3's and even 4's had a lot more interesting eye catches
part 5 atm are most unique eye catches
Yeah im not super concerned over eyecatches tbh lmao
“Here’s what stand users are. Here’re the rules. The mask, hamon, steel balls, they probably relate to stand gain probably.”
Part 5 had the coin atleast
part 4 had the most mistakes in eyecatches lol
But it'd be neat
part 4's production was a mess
3's eyecatches were just the stands, they weren't great really
I mean like
We’ll never get the BWAARMMPP woooosh pachoink stand eye catches with millions of filters and animations attached, as great at those are
they're doing this on a weekly basis, and they have to make a lot of assets for it, it's a lengthy process to make 1
I think most of those are overproduced as fuck tbh. Although there are some really cool ones. Also playing the actual music would be better but, that's not happening.
I hope part 6 actually has mickey in it
Golden Wind Requiem yes
GWR
Anime Requiem looks like a macaroni mayonnaise monster
i dislike ger in the anime
They should at least try to dial back the backgrounds
They're distracting from the actual stabd
What color will Soft & Wet be. The idea of stands being glowy never really transferred over to animation
Weren't you saying that part 3's were more interesting?
his face is way scarier
How is a nothing background more interesting?
Thank fuck they dialed back the obnoxious greenon GER btw
terrible looking
anime ger looks better for me at least
I think part of the reason they're less interesting to me is how they have super weird kaleido scope back grounds along with small pictures of the stanf
It doesn't feel like they're showing off the stand
It's just "hey look a stand"
Also on the topic of the cursed anime creations
i mean that's my honest reaction to stand eyecatches anyway
part 3 was very generic feeling when part 5 had a personality
I think they could have an inbetween
so i dont see a difference
Yeah, guess what needs to be fixed all the time in blurays though?
it wont tho
It does though, i've seen them
The most common correction from the blu-rays are buccelatti's dots, like that's just a fact
GE was ok in the anime
I think that's better than anime
Imagine the hell that's animating annasui
The manga colour scheme is a tad obnoxious
its not the same pose tho
My issue with anime stands is they don't luminate in colir as much
Yeah, anime colouring tends to be a little more pastel
they dont tend to make stands ghost like
that's something only sheuisha does
i mean neither does araki in black and white manga
- Buccellati’s sleeves and pants
- The golden trim that extends from Giorno’s ladybugs
- The fact that they added a thin film over Diavolo, which, might I add, is extremely similar to the film Yotsuyu is able to produce from his eyes for some reason
- Cioccolata’s sleeves/chest cross now no longer have holes and the crosses are now in rows instead of being sporadically placed all around his arms
How could they
Though to be fair
I miss Yotsuyu
DP does a good ass job with stand sounds
for the most part
It's mostly just designs being changed to lower the amount of holes, like for cioccolatta and formaggio
to me GE goes from machine guns to fapping sounds
Jotaro's time stop, king crimson, great days bites the dust
As was I
Literally woke up early just to watch it
I broke common courtesy for the sake of seeing it
don't know why I had so much faith but it paid off
Sadly I didn't get into jojo until deep into part 5
I was rude. Please forgive me
though part 5 anime has some hiccups, it's by far the best way to experience part 5
ya
well they kinda did
in the manga, the texture for it is fur like
but even Araki forgot to do that detail
In the manga or anime?
He became a blockhead
manga and anime are different
this is when we realized the masterpiece of Giorno's theme
Cus manga crimson for sure got changed over time
the fists and the armor around the neck
ya, the design changed
Ham head to
To this:
Blockhead
He gained fishnets on his hands
I was posting that panel a lot when people were trying to force the "kInG KaudRitY" meme
Cus like fuck man
The anime was better than that shit
can we just agree how fucing smart making GE spawn as a outline was in the anime
outline?
it's noticeable in Giorno beating White Album
MUDA MUDA... yup Thank You For Watching JJBA Part 5 Vento Aureo EP 19
They were also reusing the animation from Fighting Gold ah
thankfully it was actually animated in the blu ray
Which means they re-drew it for some reason while also tracing it
Oh, are you talking about that really bad muda rush from the tv version?
Requested by lolmuffins1 Quick video showing Gold Experience Requiem (GER)
I miss old GER
tbh i liked the female like voice more
They’ll keep Josuke’s voice actor, right? 🤗
hopefully
I mean I do too, but I guess it would be odd for them to hire a new voice actor for actually 4 lines
ew
trish's VA is amazing
they will definitely change josuke's actor
Rather have menacing Giorno than just "ah use only female voice actor fuck"
they changed everyone besides okuyasu and shigechi
anime GER doesn't fit GER for me
Eh, he's just dead pan robot voice to me
when was part 3 animated?
Oh yeah, those 2 were perfect for these characters
I meant for JoJolion
dio
Madodieohnahhh
Also, I don't know who said it earlier, but SBR will absolutely not go for 70 episodes
that was giorno
4 seasons and a movie
It's only about 4/3rds the length of Part 5
I thought it was “the longest part” until JoJolion surpasses it considering how long the chapters are
It's still the BIGGEST part
im betting it will be close to 100
part 8 is already longer
I could see it outrunning part 8 though
Do we not count the major hiatus
chapter wise part 7 is the longest, however part 8 will definitely surpass it
I don't mean chapter wise, I just mean page wise
page wise, part 8 is longer already
Is it?
ya
It can't be longer already, it was still shorter by chapter 89
24 was when it switched
wait what does that mean?
nice discord
Mate, you're guestimating? I have the fucking number count dude
STEEL BALL RUN: 24 VOLUMES/95 CHAPTERS = 4,290 PAGES
JOJOLION: 21 VOLUMES/89 CHAPTERS (22/08/19) = 3,818 PAGES
This is from a post on rrrr
realizing i read 8000 pages of nothing but jojo
that's estimating a lot LPC
since it's not taking into account the size differences of each Volume
Did it not dawn on you that someone maybe just
sat down
pulled out a pen and paper
well, you didn't really give me that info
and counted the pages one by one?
i'd be nice if you did
That was me
Fucks sake, you're taking me for a moron pal
I told you it was a post from the funny /r/ site
I didn't say I made it
at least give the post
how many chapter does sbr have?
95
oh yeah it's gonna be more for sure then
91 and pretty sure its not near the end
Imagine teleporting the whole entire world one side to another
Can Scottkey no 1 do that?
Teleporting things on right hand to the other and vice versa
Can he teleport things by touch though
well it can be useful if given to someone smart
like a sword fighter
that'd be real useful
i definitely dont think it can teleport giant objects
we never got a weight limit
True
but ya, likely it'll be hard to setup
Yea
Wtf
Clowbin
everyday feels like society
how'd he put on makeup so fast
Speed King
no speed king is in the car
Paper Moon is masking him with the face he shoes the world while he has always been wearing the makeup
btw, just read the new chapter, i wonder who's gonna die next
Josuke apparently
aw dang
Tsurugi got sick
It was gonna happen eventually
But I wonder why Akefu was appearing towards Mitsuba
@pale garnet, Your Stand Power is now level 4 !
Oh yeah, I remember that he was treating her, nevermind
if gappy gets kicked in the balls does the pain multiply

That's his face when he gets kicked in the balls
The Villanova is still pucci
Nut King Call has got to be the cleverest stand name yet
Awaking III Leaves might not even have a music namesake
Eh, im fine with that, araki would be pretty limited if he had to continue with the music namesakes
there’s a fuckton of music references he can make
he’s actually not limited at all LOL
Araki has a huge ass CD collection in his studio and a multi track player for Vinels and shit
lmao
OI JOSUKE! Can you believe the head docter is 89 years old?! I know i'm over reacting but holy fuck 89 years old? Josuke he's 89!!
funny 89
89?
Lmao just imagine that in Snoops voice
"Ay yo, Josuke. You believe that mothafuka is 89 years old? Damn. I know I'm tripping, but he 89 god damn years old"
What did i just find
Nut King Call is my fav stand tho
End of JJL leak, Gappy loses 2 balls
Who would win
N u t K i n g C a l l R e q u i e m
Dude when Josuke pulls out S&KKKKKKTW it'll be so sick
King Crimson Josuke or Soft & King King King King King King This Way
Yes
Does Super Fusion Josuke still just look like Josuke
or does he look like pt 4 Josuke
Fuck it
Soft & King King King King King King This Way
my sides
So basically JJL will become end of evangelion
Either from the second earthquake or Josuke biting the new rokakaka
It’ll not only cause the world to go batshit but it’ll also give him a new stand
That theory sounds like a fever dream
The general probably popular blah blah is just like the joke says
The Wall Eyes likely have a tie to the fact that The Corpse was hanging around Morioh for like five seconds
Therefore bite marks are Jesus
after 89 days
It already was revealed @supple totem
no it just make things knock into you and amplify damage
like how does it make things knock into you?
and how does the headocter just teleport
His sudden appearence idfk
But the ability was already revealed
Thats what the stand does
If you have a desire to pursue the doctor things will collide with yoy and become deadly
Rain drops turn into bullets
fair enough. I just think it's pretty lame that some things are unexplained
I think the ability becomes stronger as you keep pursuing
Last time we saw it was when josuke woke up in the hospital
i guess things knocking into you is a bit of telekenises i guess.
The cop fell on him and his hand pretty much sliced josuke like butter
When previously rai's legs were just messed up from 3 crashes
i hope we get to see a clash of rushes between josuke and the headocter
it's armblades aint for nothing
wait here.
Ok
Rats
But that’s the invincible faster-than-light Star Platinum
Who is, might I add, really handsome
yes
Prime star plat is fuckin insane
That would be cool
As long as he pursues the doctor he wont get close enough
Hopefully Tooru doesn’t trip him after getting close since they’ll both be at the hospital conference display whatever it is together like friends
He isn’t pursuing him if he’s already close to him for the lecture, after all
Then he’ll prove that, despite his stupid outfit, Tooru is actually a good boy at last
josuke steals the friction of the floor and then forgets chasing after the headocter
And yet the ability is still on josuke
then he slips and slides towards him xd
If only Josuke could remember to steal anything that isn’t physical
It has certain range though
he steals the friction of himself and slides to the headocter
while having the urge to take a piss
so he doesnt have an urge to persue the headocter
G E N I U S
Josuke hasn't been able to steal non-physical things since that time he drained that nurse's hydration
which was like ch 2
Which looked like she was gonna die
Or at least just something that isn’t directly enveloped in a bubble
When he stole that cat’s hair, it just kind of disappeared off of its body suddenly, right
Yeah, cus he stole it
i think josuke could get somewhat close to the headocter with that bubble barrier
he used against poor tom
We can only hope
Its not enougg
prob not
When things collide they will pierce through
Seen again in the last panel of the latest chapter
But like the various numerous bubbles
what if he covered himself in bubbles and stole the kenetic energy of headocters attacks before they hit him
if we get to see him steal properties again
I’m begging the story to do that. But in that case please include the Higashikatas and something about everything else being ignored even though it would be weird to suddenly jut it in
God, what's the bet that Araki is always trying to do new things with his main jojo's stands in every fight, and constantly wants to use new abilities for every scenario they're in, while we're all saying "nah, use the old ability again"
“JoJo is all about characters strategically using strictly limited abilities,” right
Even though that isn’t actually the case ever but it’s still great
So if certain rules are established aahhhhh
i don't think you have to worry about the higashkatas being ignored
i bet they are going to fight tsurugi
Something seemed to be ramping up with them so you’re right and I’m excited for that
how tsurugi be destroying the higashkata family https://gyazo.com/f58f3f31cad2157b0d26292ad1dc1736
Josuke looking at his and Daiya’s inbred children
...
I'm not convinced that you know how inbreeding works
Joushuu and Daiya basically have the same personality so if they inbred with each other, their children would be clones of each other
They just dressed Joshu II up as his namesake
Neither kira or josefumi are part of the higashikata family tho
Neither of them are related to the higashikatas
They're related through rina
distantly
its not brother sister or cousin cousin
and even so the higashikatas dont have a single joestar mark
hm
I still wouldn’t get with a “fluffy girl” even if we’re only just distantly related vaguely kinda 
I might
the head doctor is just kars but old and grumpy
wasnt valentine alt kars?
Valintine is alt diavolo
valentine is valentine...
There’s also Magenta, but not every character is a direct stand-in and it’s said that Araki said that he often splits characters into multiple proxies
the community is really hung up on EVERYTHING from sbr and jojolion NEEDING to be a direct parallel to stuff from the original continuity tbh
magenta definitely isnt kars
it doesent NEED to be but valentine is very similar to kars
in what ways
well for one, his goal is to better his people, which was also kars's goal before he killed everyone, more or less is selfless and in the fight even cuts off johnny's left arm
The necessity for recycled material drives me bonkers, that’s why I mention King Crimson Josuke here on the daily
Although I think Magenta’s fate was a direct callback to Kars’
it was



