#jojolion

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minor ore
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but hes grey when hes particles

old marlin
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This is just a moot point to point out that the man already made of rock is gray like rocks

simple kraken
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Part 8 is great

minor ore
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sick name

wary cave
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when is the next chapter dropping

wary cave
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neat

daring bear
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Much hype

viral plume
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How could you be hyped, when you should be dead, Johnny?

daring bear
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Oof I am actually Johnny of this universe

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I haven't died in this timeline yet so yah

pure geode
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Yeet

supple totem
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Local sailor beats the fuck out of an 89 year old man

flint salmon
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Cant wait

upper knoll
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(or gets beaten)

flint salmon
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Mamezuku is gonna come in for the clutch

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Or yashuo

pure geode
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Yep

minor ore
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Oh next chapter gonna be the beginning of the fight 🤧😳

supple totem
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Yasuo hacks the american govetment and sends

minor ore
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Yasuhoe is best girl atm

supple totem
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And sends a nuke on the headocter

minor ore
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Tooru will keep her busy

supple totem
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So she doesn't destroy Japanworry

minor ore
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Tooru is kinda of an upgraded Joshu

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Still stalkerish but not as dumb

supple totem
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And has a cool mini afro

minor ore
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Reminds me of a cinnamon bun

supple totem
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Yes

minor ore
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He did a giogio pose lol

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I was like wait a minute

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Is golden experience comin back 🤧

long wasp
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Tooru is obviously alt universe Giorno

minor ore
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He reminds me of rohan cause he is nasty

supple totem
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He is very horny for Yasuo

minor ore
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💀💀💀 who isn’t

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Yasuhoe

long wasp
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true

supple totem
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Yes

minor ore
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Kaato is the best girl so far

supple totem
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D4c pocket edetion

minor ore
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Idk shes like a mix of Jolyne and baby valentine

long wasp
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I want to see more of Kaato, she definitely has potential

minor ore
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The green hair and 2 buns and serving 15 years in green dolphin prison

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Sounds very familiar

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And also got sent in prison by a person she loved

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That being Norisuke

supple totem
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Daddy Romeo

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Has there been a refrence to part 3 yet?

minor ore
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Jolyne mc. Daddy Issues

supple totem
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True

minor ore
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Well kira is half jotaro and kyo is half jotaro

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Kira got the personality and kyo the looks

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Incest

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Isn’t gappy her half brother

long wasp
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"what are you doing half bro?"

minor ore
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Tbh there references from part 3-6 scattered all over

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Not really direct they are more spread out

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feels like a part 5 remake to me much more than 4

long wasp
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with the amount of crime organizations and such, yeah, I can definitely see that

hybrid pawn
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So josuke owns a sportscar now

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That's cool

pure geode
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Nice

sullen gull
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fuck Tooru

daring bear
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why does everyone want to fuck yasuho?

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I mean I cant blame them 😳

sterile root
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Did Araki forget all about part 8 or something.

pure geode
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Yes

grizzled pilot
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yes

queen fox
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what do you mean?

sterile root
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well

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Jojolion started in 2011

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Right?

queen fox
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ya

sterile root
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and when was the last time

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we ever got a new chapter

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or a new stand

queen fox
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what are you tryna get at?

sterile root
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basically

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araki forgot

pure geode
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Yes

queen fox
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what?

daring bear
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I'm confused

sterile root
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Do u srsly not understand

queen fox
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no

daring bear
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bruh

sterile root
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Forget it then, it's completely muda.

pure geode
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Haha

grizzled pilot
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we got a new chapter like last month what are you on

sterile root
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wait fr?

pure geode
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Yes

grizzled pilot
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exactly on schedule

queen fox
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we got a new stand like 5 chapters ago too

hazy crystal
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we are literally having a new stand right this moment

sterile root
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oh shitty friend told me the last new chapter was like 5 months ago

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oh shit new stand? legit.

hazy crystal
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it's very confusing

pure geode
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Epic

daring bear
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yea

hazy crystal
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like all stands should be

pure geode
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True

tribal summit
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Wait so is everyone in the higashikata house Joubin's kids?

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Besides norisuke ofc

analog ether
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No? Tsurugi is Jobin's kid, the rest are Norisukes

light lion
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Well besides noriske and aato

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Cato is jobins mom

minor ore
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what are yalls opinions on yotsuyu

light lion
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Weak

minor ore
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yeah, plus his stand got exploited so easily

pure geode
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Yeah

light lion
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He was just

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A really shit tier minor enemy

ancient depot
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yotsuyu killed johnny...

vale estuary
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8 days

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9-10 for the losers who can’t read Japanese

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@sterile root dude, there’s a chapter a month

kind skiff
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Yotsuyu is sick, underrated

minor ore
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dope fight imo

minor ore
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Yutsuyu didnt kill johnny yareyaredaze

hoary verge
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Yotsuyu's stand was a shitpost and a good song, 10/10 imo

sturdy fossil
sturdy fossil
hoary sun
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Didn’t les feuilles kill johnny?

minor ore
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yez

sturdy fossil
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its more like it deals the finishing blow

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and it also seems to be connected to the exchange, the infinite spin and the holy corpse

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like it was created in that moment

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by all of those three forces

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kinda like Sugar mountain was also a stand bound to a place created by the corpse parts

void willow
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When are chaps getting released?

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Like is there a date?

lucid fiber
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The 18th typically

kind owlBOT
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@lucid fiber, Your Stand Power is now level 13 !

lucid fiber
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Which means that the next one should be out in a week plus a few hours

void willow
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Nice ty

analog skiff
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Which stand has the least utility in JJL?

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Not danger, just utility

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I'd say Doobie Wah

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I literally cannot think of how a stand like that could be used for anything other than murder

sturdy fossil
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paisley park, easly

analog skiff
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epic

sturdy fossil
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like, its a hacking device, insane range, Hey Yah levels of guidance and can interact physically with the world

analog skiff
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I said

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LEAST

sturdy fossil
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oh

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lmao

analog skiff
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Doobie Wah I feel is the definite winner

sturdy fossil
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Milagro man given how its actually detrimental

analog skiff
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Oh yeahhh

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But we don't know how it was when the user was alive

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I assume it basically just gave the user constant money but not fatally

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and it turned into its current version when the user died

sturdy fossil
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its user wasnt alive, it came to be when he died

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I think

analog skiff
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I don't know

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I think he had it

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You can see Carne summon Notorious right before he dies

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and technically Milagro has utility

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it gives you so much opportunity to buy shit before you die

sturdy fossil
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Walking Heart also sucks

analog skiff
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It has uses

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Like walking up buildings

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I'm focusing this on non-killing based utility

sturdy fossil
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yeah but everything elsa has more uses

analog skiff
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and doobie wah has basically none

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Schott Key 2 can be used for pest control

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and Brain Storm is at one point used to weaken the ground to dive into it during the fight

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Oh wait I forgot Ozon Baby existed

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I feel that might have some form of utility

sturdy fossil
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It has the same level of utility as doobie wa

analog skiff
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yeah

sturdy fossil
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as like zoning

analog skiff
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So Ozon Baby, Doobie Wah, and SchottKey 2

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Now that I think about it

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Yep

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Equal levels of non-killing utility

sturdy fossil
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nah, ozone baby could be used for utility

analog skiff
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Ahhh

sturdy fossil
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it can crush anything, even inanimate objects

analog skiff
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True

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So yeah

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So doobie wah and schottkey 2 are tied I think

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Maybe vitamin C

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I feel it could have some form of utility

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But I don't know what

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If you count paralysing targets separate from killing them

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then it has utility

sturdy fossil
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I feel like with all of those one arc stand, Araki could find or invent a way to have them be useful in non lethal ways if he wanted to lmao

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like I dunno, using Vitamin C so soften a person and then using it as a sail? or something like that

analog skiff
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That's more soft machine

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Vitamin C liquifies people

sturdy fossil
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It's portrayed both ways to be honest (im dumb)

analog skiff
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I always viewed it as the victim "softening" just them becoming half-liquid

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Could you use Jello as a sail?

sturdy fossil
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or liquifying someone and carrying them in a bottle? for stealth reasons

analog skiff
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Ooh

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that works

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Clever

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Yeah

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So doobie wah and schottkey 2

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anyways

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I'm curious if Yotsuyu can target I Am A Rock on himself and if Damo can do the same with Vitamin C

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The former would be useful for finding shit and Damo and Vitamin C could lead to some interesting stuff

sturdy fossil
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Im sure Araki would eventually go there if they were to appear more

analog skiff
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Yep

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Imagine a Higashikata showering and Damo just pops out of the shower nozzle

sturdy fossil
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Kinda like Scary Monsters

analog skiff
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And I Am A Rock would be useful for finding things if you could turn it on yourself

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Imagine somebody hiding from Yotsuyu and they suddenly start getting attracted to him

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Like a reverse C-Moon

sturdy fossil
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Doobie wah also has some utility

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to track long ranged stands

analog skiff
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I forgot what doobie's trigger was

sturdy fossil
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breath

analog skiff
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oh touching their stands

grim arch
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Yall remember when the I Am A Rock user could produce plastic wrap from his face?

analog skiff
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no no i know the breath

grim arch
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was that ever elaborated upon?

sturdy fossil
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lol yeah

grim arch
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I don't remember

analog skiff
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he was originally a plastic human

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like donatella versace

grim arch
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Yeah no

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It was never elaborated upon

sturdy fossil
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he could also like instantly dissappear in the first time

analog skiff
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schottkey 2 is officially the stand with the least non-killing utility in JJL

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IIRC he turned into a rock next to them

sturdy fossil
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he didnt even turn into a rock, hes just straigth up gone

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there's nothing behind the flower pot

analog skiff
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Huh

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But

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I think I remember in some panels

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clearly seeing a rock next to Josuke and Norisuke

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which I think is intended to be Yotsuyu

sturdy fossil
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thats the second time

analog skiff
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No, i remember it in the flower pot panels

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let me check

sturdy fossil
analog skiff
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Yeah i just checked myself

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Yotsuyu must have turned into sonic for half a second

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and ran into the rock patch before turning back into a rock

grim arch
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@analog skiff Is number two the rock hand or the soccer ball

analog skiff
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Soccer ball

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Mind you

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the stand is not the soccer ball

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the stand is held inside the soccer ball

grim arch
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ik

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I mean

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Uhh

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Yeah you're right

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Btw why doesn't Josuke plant bubbles into people more

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He could hit someone's chest and plant a bubble near their heart and burst it

analog skiff
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At least in the later fights

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he has almost no opportunities to do so

sturdy fossil
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he also dissappear from and into nothing when he's with Yasuho

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but I guess that might be explained that he can move and meld into concrete? but it just kinda seems like Araki had one thing in mind at the start and then it changed while he went on

analog skiff
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probably

sturdy fossil
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and also Yasuho made a banana bunch origami and it had the properties of a real banana peel lmao

analog skiff
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Aisho likes large bananas

grim arch
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@sturdy fossil You realize that Tsrugi used Paper Moon King right...

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ya know...

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A pretty important and regularly used stand in Jojolion

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It has like, 4 fights

sturdy fossil
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Yeah I know

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but thats Tsrugi's stand

grim arch
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Tsrugi made the banana peel

sturdy fossil
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it's intrinsic to him, not the paper or object she uses

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no, it's clearly shown Yasuho making it

grim arch
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Can you show me the panel

sturdy fossil
light lion
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get fucked

grim arch
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Okay let me check the chapter

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Which chapter?

sturdy fossil
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Vol 6 Ch 26

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I mean whatever, it just adds to it's power, its even noted in the wiki

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I just find it funny that it comes kinda out of nowhere and it's never used again

grim arch
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Mmm

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Your right

sturdy fossil
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one thing that I really like is how much people use their phones

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like constantly looking at them and using them to record stuff

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Its a neat detail that I feel someone Araki's age might not be so aware as to make it a plot point in some arcs

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Also, Yasuho's name is pronounced Yah-Zoo-Ho, right? not Yah-Zoo-Oh?

light lion
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Yes

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Ya

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Soo

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H9

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*Ho

viral plume
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I say Yah-Suu-Oh

analog ether
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Ok, I didn't actually see what the context was for a second and I thougnht you were stroking out

sturdy fossil
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From what I know H's in japanese are pronounced, like in the english Hope

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So the Hi in Hirose is pronounced like the english "He"

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and a soft r that doesnt exist in english

light lion
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I dont know much about japs

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But

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They have some nice ass houses

proud stag
sturdy fossil
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ty

proud stag
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I hope his VA stays

sturdy fossil
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I like how he talks in his dual heat attack with Josuke

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its funny

proud stag
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Yes

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Especially that

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I love that

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His crazy "IKUZEE JOSUKEEEEEE" or "MOCHIRON SSU"

grim arch
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@sturdy fossil I believe the pronunciation is

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Ya-Shoe-Oh

proud stag
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leave the Shoe jokes to Josuke4

sturdy fossil
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Your-Shoe-Hoe

supple totem
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My shoe is not a hoesadbaguette

brave sentinel
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I made the bus look like my dad

pure geode
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Nice

soft lichen
kind owlBOT
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@soft lichen, Your Stand Power is now level 9 !

soft lichen
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Daddy af

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God jojolion looks amazing

pure geode
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Yes

soft lichen
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Joshu ought to die tho

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Josuke looks wayyy better then johnny

light lion
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Jojolion is my favorite part because of how fuckin amazing the art is bro

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Its so good

sturdy fossil
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I think its the better written one

supple totem
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I read it because it actually has an awesome story and decent fights

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And it's art is pretty good

fading cove
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that new scrub for hire video makes me really want valentine to come back somehow and have a dio like maturity growth

minor ore
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Valentine already mature enough

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I want new villain

minor ore
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it seems like every major villain has something to do with time dimensions or gravity

old marlin
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7 more daaaays

queen fox
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yes

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wait

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JOJOLION FRIDAY!

fading cove
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👏

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you think jojolion will be like 110 chapters?

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because this seems more like a hype green day fight than a final showoff with who ever

pure geode
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Yeah

minor ore
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someone help in genuinely confused

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so stand boy kills the universe

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and now josuke mk II is real

queen fox
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@minor ore huh

minor ore
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Josuke 2

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2 josukes

queen fox
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"so stand boy kills the universe?"

minor ore
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Yes

queen fox
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what does that mean?

ancient depot
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i think its referring to made in heaven? maybe?

queen fox
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but like... nothing Pucci did effected SBR or JOJOLION

ancient depot
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yea WE know that but

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its a common misconception

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the dots are not hard to connect even if you're not supposed to

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universe gets irreversibly changed -> next 2 parts in different universe -> made in heaven created part 7/8 universe question mark??

queen fox
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ya

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but one thing that should tell you they're different

minor ore
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that guys name uhhh

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lmao

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his name plus the avi is so wonky lmao

queen fox
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Johnny is Jonathan, meaning Jolyne would've (Irene) wouldn't exist

ancient depot
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his avi is so good

minor ore
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Maybe

ancient depot
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stone ocean has got the whole made in heaven shit explained in its pins

queen fox
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ya

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don't know why people are confused about it

ancient depot
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i mean

its a conclusion that you can come to on your own but lets not act like its the easiest thing to assume based on part 6's ending, especially when it leaves several things ambiguous anyway

pliant sail
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Hiked around some Wall Eyes in New Mexico yesterday

pastel adder
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any bite marks on you?

pliant sail
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GappySurprised I havent checked yet....

pure geode
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Nice

minor ore
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stando time

minor ore
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nani

minor ore
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I thought I finished Stone Ocean

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||i am aware that many people probably already made that joke and i hate myself for it but I had to do it||

queen fox
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I never heard this joke before

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I think you're the first

minor ore
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I thought I killed Dio already.

kind owlBOT
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@minor ore, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !

pale garnet
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Few years ago I forgot to keep up with JJL updates and lost track of where I was
Last week I caught up on JJL
Been enjoying it a lot, but the whole thing with Yasuho's ex makes me wanna puke
God, I hope it isn't a serious arc and he's just there to distract Gappy while they all chase after that old man

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Leave those cringy love triangles in some 14-year-old's fanfic or something

queen fox
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a good love triangle can work

hoary sun
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Yeah i feel like this one is working because Tooru is almost guaranteed to be evil and not just trying to steal yashuo

pliant sail
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In his book, Araki said he wanted to do a romance thingy for JoJolion

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Which is why he has the whole Gappy n Yasuho thing goin on

queen fox
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also saying love triangles are cringy means you never seen a good LT

hoary sun
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^

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Most ppl probably think of twilight when they think of love triangles lmao

pale garnet
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Most romances just suck
Or I just outright hate them
I want to see people fight

analog ether
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or they have not exprienced love themselves

pale garnet
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I READ THIS MANGA TO SEE PEOPLE FIGHT

left iris
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thats not what jojo is abt at all..... if u wanna see fights just go back to part 3...... 😐

pale garnet
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I don't want to go to a spaghettiria
And then order a spaghetti
But then there's a burger in it

analog ether
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Did you not like part 4?

pale garnet
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I enjoyed each part a lot
But for some reason I didn't enjoy Vento Aureo very much
Probably because the translations I read sucked ass

kind owlBOT
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@pale garnet, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !

analog ether
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"I read this manga to see people fight"
didn't enjoy the most fight heavy part
?????

pale garnet
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Wouldn't that be BT or SDC

pastel adder
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most fight heavy

analog ether
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(might just be the translations)

pastel adder
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sdc exists

pale garnet
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It's not the lack of fighting that irks me, it's the presence of romance at all
Instead of enhancing the experience it just gets in the way

pastel adder
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when did you even read VA then?

analog ether
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Most fight heavy in that every fight was super bloody and everyone was practically dead by the end of every fight

pale garnet
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I read VA before SDC got an anime

analog ether
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Oh jesus

pale garnet
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When DiU was still halfway out the duwang translations

pastel adder
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the fabled god-awful scans

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the holy texts

pale garnet
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Unlike Diamond is Not Crash, Vento Aureo's translation wasn't even funny-bad, they were just bad

hoary sun
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It’s more of an actual story than just a couple lines between action

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Jojolion i mean

pale garnet
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I do enjoy the story a lot
And the introduction and lore behind the rock people

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How it's all connected to the fruit

pastel adder
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I'm a big fan of jjl

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shit's wacky but it's good

pale garnet
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I guess Morioh-cho is just weird

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Any plot that takes place in Morioh-cho will be weird

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But I also enjoy the simplicity in the earlier parts
Just action and the plot is an excuse to have that action

pastel adder
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not like jjl strays too far from the formula

soft lichen
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Yknow I've gotten to forgive joshu

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I mean he cant help it

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He's ugly af

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And then he gets put next to a combo of damn near two European gods

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I mean josuke is perfection

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How does he compete

minor ore
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Joshu is peak male perfection. He is masculinity and sexuality given form. Those who are turned off by him are disgusted by their primordial desire, and as such Joshu offends them. But all will come to accept Joshu. All men want to be Joshu, and women wish to be with Joshu. Joshu is a force of nature that cannot be stopped, a man above man kind. If you come into contact with him, he will steal your girl. You cannot fight this. And god have mercy on any man who may get in his way, for his way is righteousness. Praise be to Joshu.

grim arch
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Join me, my children.

hoary sun
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please araki... just a crumb of joshu character development

grim arch
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You can't develop what's already perfect

upper knoll
minor ore
brittle blade
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New chapter in a week

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Im hyped

brittle blade
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So we prolly continue the hd fight

kind owlBOT
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@brittle blade, Your Stand Power is now level 13 !

brittle blade
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And that means gappy will wake up on the day the rokaka is finished

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We are starting the last arc next week

minor ore
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😳

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The last ark?

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That would be underwhelming we still got any too much plot points unresolved

grim arch
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Impostert

austere kayak
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Joshu is the main villain of JJL

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😔

pliant sail
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Wait so we def gettin new chapters on a monthly basis now?

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I saw there was quite the gap between releases before this year

brittle blade
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Really?

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I only caught up in january so i dont know how it was in 2018

pliant sail
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Apparently there were looooong waits between chapters for a good long while @brittle blade

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Looks like now it’s monthly now tho, hopefully

austere kayak
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I only caught up in august

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so idk

pastel adder
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jojo has been monthly since 2006

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lol

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but 2018 was a wonky one

pliant sail
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@pastel adder so it’s been going on since 2006?? I’ve never looked up the timespan of each Part — is it normal for them to go on for a really, really long time?

pastel adder
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2006 was early steel ball run

pliant sail
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Ohh

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I was about to be like “wtf Araki” lmao

pastel adder
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went monthly after 20 some chapters of sbr

tacit vapor
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Aisho did nothing wrong

ancient depot
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every part before sbr was only like 3 years-ish, max

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SBR and Jojolion are wayyy longer

tacit vapor
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DOOBIE WAH

hoary sun
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There were 2 one month breaks in the ozon baby fight but that was it

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At least im p sure

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Recently

sturdy fossil
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he was feeling the "pressure" to deliver a good arc

winter escarp
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Next chapter should be out soon, right?

upper knoll
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Next week

winter escarp
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cool

minor ore
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jojo friday gottago

winter escarp
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Hope the next chapter is longer than last month's

supple totem
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You mean chapter 90?

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Chapter 89 had even less pages

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When is sneakpeaks coming?

queen fox
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It’s always on the 17th

ebon rampart
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#joshucult

analog skiff
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Aisho be like:

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Wait you aren't meant to wear sweaters as hats and scarves?

lucid fiber
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I mean sometimes we get months off but that's usually just one at a time

#

Otherwise though yeah I don't think there's ever been that big a gap it's typically every month

analog skiff
#

Also

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Couldn't older A.Phex Twin just grab someone's head with his left hand and OHK them?

#

Either there's a weird limitation with his stand or he's a complete dumbass

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It can transfer biological objects as we see him grab an officer's hand.

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Well actually

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when he transfers the arm, it does connect back to the stump, just in a different position from where the officer placed his arm at first

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which makes me wonder what would happen if he grabbed a head.

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They're also kinda failures at CQC where it's probably that if it was fatal he was trying to do that but failing horribly

#

Also it really annoys me how Schott Key 2 has a post-chapter explanation blurb in the volumes BEFORE IT'S EVEN SEEN

soft lichen
#

@analog ether. I was gunna say which one but didn't wanna piss carco off lol

analog ether
#

I mean yeah, I couldn't say it there, but the best Jojo is obviously Joshu anyway

analog skiff
#

A.Phex Brothers is a really good fight

upper knoll
#

Which one

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Josuke or Josefumi

analog skiff
#

Josuke

upper knoll
#

I liked how Josuke just punched one of them without using soft and wet

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Just good old fist fight

analog skiff
#

And did a bad-ass kick too

upper knoll
#

I like when characters struggle so Josefumi vs Aphex, I really liked too

analog skiff
#

A bit like snake's

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a low kick that follows up with a high kick

queen fox
#

they stood like no fucking chance

upper knoll
#

The whole Josefumi and Yoshikage arc is one of my favs

analog skiff
#

I mean

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Schottkey 2 is a good stand if used in a surprise attack

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Just simply get behind them and kick it so it whizzes past their face/ends up very close to it somehow

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And Schottkey 1 could be super deadly if it ripped off a head if you grabbed it with your left hand

#

People rip on the Schottkeys but both are seemingly really good, albeit rather situational stands

queen fox
#

Josefumi fought them really well too

analog skiff
#

The only issue is that Schottkey 2 relies on surprise and Schottkey 1 on getting at the opponent's head respectively

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Assuming the head trick can even work

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If it doesn't then Schottkey 1 heavily falls down

pliant sail
supple totem
#

I really hope we get a full chapter of josuke vs the headocter inside the hospital

pliant sail
#

Wonder how he’ll fight a guy he can’t even begin to intend to pursue

supple totem
#

He'll ignore the headocter?

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And the the headocter gets sad

sturdy fossil
#

BETA JOSUKE

supple totem
#

Alpha josuke

stark fossil
#

Yasuho better not die in the rain

supple totem
#

Yasuos alergic to water

analog skiff
#

Old soft and wet is shit looking

#

look at it

#

If yasuho is allergic to water

#

r.i.p her in brain storm

#

just fucking r.i.p

stark fossil
#

She should get Paisley Park to deliver her an umbrella like in the Doobie Wah fight

analog skiff
#

Where's the yasuho being allergic to water thing from?

stark fossil
#

Nowhere

analog skiff
#

Ah

#

what if she was though

#

"oh god oh fuck yasuho has brain storm on her"

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"quick the water is on the 6th tower"

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"im allergic to water"

#

rip in peace yasuho

stark fossil
#

Yasuho first battled water when Tsurugi licked her

#

Causing irreparable damage to her eyes

analog skiff
#

but she didn't battle water in brain storm

#

she needed water

#

is this like bucciaratti vs giorno

#

buccia fights giorno

stark fossil
#

Making her think everyone looked the same

analog skiff
#

giorno beats buccia

#

and then buccia saves giorno later

stark fossil
#

Paper Moon King is just an origami Stand

#

I barely remember the Brain Storm fight except for the sick arm crossbow

supple totem
#

It was a joke

#

Take a chill pill

analog skiff
#

?

#

What

supple totem
#

Water being alergic to water

analog skiff
#

IK

stark fossil
#

And that it was one of those fights that went underground so you couldn't tell what was happening

analog skiff
#

I was just messing around with it too

supple totem
#

Was quite a reaction you gave

analog skiff
#

Dude i was messing around as well

#

I knew it was a joke

#

stop

stark fossil
#

Water is allergic to water wat

supple totem
#

Mhm

analog skiff
#

I really love Brain Storm myself though

#

Really underrated fight imo

stark fossil
#

Tiny things that go in your skin is pretty well trodden ground

kind owlBOT
#

@stark fossil, Your Stand Power is now level 9 !

stark fossil
#

Apart from that, it was a cool fight

analog skiff
#

Ehhhh

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Brain Storm's design is pretty unique to me imo

#

and weirdly unnerving in a way

supple totem
#

I always wonder how josuke survived when there went an explotion underground

stark fossil
#

They look like those wooden block puzzles

analog skiff
#

I assume he used bubbles

supple totem
#

Yea

analog skiff
#

I think that's the point, and that makes it kinda better in a way

#

Imagine just those things chasing you everywhere

supple totem
#

To absorb the impact

stark fossil
#

If anyone goes underground Araki just ignores the fact that it is the ground

analog skiff
#

and you knew if one got into you it was game over

stark fossil
#

And makes it this kind of arbitrary space

analog skiff
#

I think Brain Storm was a bit better with the underground shenanigans although I kinda forgot how

#

Wasn't Josuke pinned underneath doremi?

#

And the point of it being that it spits stuff underneath behind it?

stark fossil
#

I really don't remember the specifics

analog skiff
#

Although

#

I think maybe it's something Doremi can choose

#

Like if he wants to keep something on him he can make it much more noticeable

stark fossil
#

I remember something about stuff going behind

analog skiff
#

and if he wants to stay stealthy/avoid attacks he can throw the stuff behind him

stark fossil
#

But that kind of happens with anything that burrows

analog skiff
#

The idea was that doremi did it perfectly

#

so it was impossible to tell where it had buried

#

as it would just recreate the ground in the space it dug up

stark fossil
#

Oh right

#

Like the aphex stand

analog skiff
#

Kinda

#

But I really do like Brain Storm as a stand

#

Brain Storm in a way is just really giant but fast-spreading bacteria

stark fossil
#

I look forward to re- consuming that fight in the future

analog skiff
#

TBH I think I mainly love the fight because Brain Storm's design caught my eye and I really liked the song when I first looked it up

kind owlBOT
#

@analog skiff, Your Stand Power is now level 16 !

analog skiff
#

Along other things

#

I think that's what made me get hooked into the fight and appreciate it even more respectively

#

Also

#

the final lyric of brain storm is just the finale of the fight

#

You gotta help me or there'll be an explosion (in this body of mine)

stark fossil
#

Nice

tribal summit
#

So can non stand users see the bubbles from soft & wet

#

Asking this 19 volumes in lmao

pale garnet
#

Nah

#

Joshuu couldn't see it
The lady guarding the hallway couldn't see it

analog skiff
#

TBH it would have been kinda fitting if the stadium Yotsuyu built was a football stadium

#

As it would have also linked the A.Phex twins to it if say like the younger one was a professional football player there

#

I kinda wish we got more D E E P L O R E On the A.Phex twins

queen fox
#

we might, you never know

#

Araki showed he can bring back older characters in jojolion

tribal summit
#

Wait so when jousuke makes shit float people just see it floating

analog skiff
#

The true "Araki Forgot"

tribal summit
#

Bruh

#

Apparently Emporio is gonna be the main protag in part 9

queen fox
#

huh

tribal summit
#

Araki said it in an interview

queen fox
#

can't tell if you're joking or not but that interview is fake

tribal summit
#

Fuck

old marlin
#

Poor Guy

tribal summit
#

Bruh

#

I got punked

pale garnet
#

The true "Araki Forgot"
Have you seen Jotaro's first appearance vs Jotaro a few chapters later

#

Also Joubin looked completely different when he first showed up as a background character

queen fox
#

@pale garnet that's like saying changing your shirt is you forgetting

kind owlBOT
#

@queen fox, Your Stand Power is now level 10 !

pale garnet
#

The brothers put on new pants
Went to the laundromat

queen fox
#

that's just inconsistent drawing

#

also you can't use a cover to argue a forgot moment

minor ore
#

post joshu joshunut

analog skiff
#

I'm joking guys

stone mantle
#

don't really know where to put this, but how would a battle between Beach Boy and Nut King Call work?

analog skiff
#

Literally the same as Sticky Fingers Vs Beach Boy

hoary sun
#

Just realized nut king call would have been a hard counter to fun fun fun

analog skiff
#

?

pastel adder
#

actually so true

#

just nut king call the fun fun fun marks off of you I imagine?

analog skiff
#

How?

#

Oh

#

I guesssssss?

hoary sun
#

Yeah exactly

pastel adder
#

as long as you only have like 1 mark or so it would hard counter for sure

hoary sun
#

esp if there’s other ppl without marks

tribal summit
#

So why does everyone keep saying the main villain hasn't been revealed, is it not joubin?

pastel adder
#

he's the most likely but jjl is weird

kind owlBOT
#

@pastel adder, Your Stand Power is now level 12 !

pastel adder
#

you really never know

tribal summit
#

Ah okay

hoary sun
#

Joubin is the most directly opposed to josuke’s current objective

pastel adder
#

a lot of people arent convinced so speculation is still common

tribal summit
#

I'm kinda suspecting its gonna turn out to be Kaato

hoary sun
#

He’s had like two villain monologues

analog ether
#

^^^^

#

4

#

Pages

pastel adder
#

as for me I have no clue what's gonna happen, I acknowledge jobin to be the most likely, but still idk

tribal summit
#

Since we haven't seen her stand yet and everyone else in the higashikata family has a stand

ancient depot
#

can we get the jobin monologue in here again

#

i for sure dont remember what chapter

pastel adder
#

I dont even remember it

analog ether
hoary sun
#

It was tg university hospital i believe

analog ether
#

not a villain though

tribal summit
#

The rock humans have been the most abundant villains so I expected joubin to end up being a minor villain tbh

hoary sun
#

Jobin really thinks the higashikata family will be more powerful if they get rid of the rock disease curse

tribal summit
#

I wonder if kaato was just sorta there to explain joubins back story

analog skiff
#

@tribal summit we have seen Caato's stand just not the name

tribal summit
#

What was it again?

analog skiff
#

The deck of playing cards

#

She could store stuff inside

tribal summit
#

Oh yeah

#

I wonder if joubin is using her to store the rokakaka

pastel adder
#

jobin monologue has heavy "taking the first napkin" vibes

tribal summit
#

Idk I'm not 100% caught up yet though so

analog skiff
#

Maybe

#

Anyways

tribal summit
#

Welp I'm going back to reading

#

I'll hopefully be caught up tonight

pastel adder
#

as of a couple chapters ago the rokakaka was just chillin in jobin's room or something

#

but after ojirou who knows where he put it

tribal summit
#

One more question

#

How did joubin retrieve the rokakaka after the fire if he was nowhere near the jousuke and ozone baby fight

#

And poor tom got the wrong branch aswell

pastel adder
#

pretty sure that tsurugi tricked everyone with pmc

#

pmk*

#

then jobin just took the real branch and left iirc?

#

wait I think they were fighting over the wrong branch the entire time

#

due to pmk

#

so jobin had the real branch the entire time or something

tribal summit
#

Eh fuck it

kind owlBOT
#

@tribal summit, Your Stand Power is now level 6 !

tribal summit
#

Its jojo

analog ether
#

I'd honestly say just re-read it at this point if you wanna know what happened

tribal summit
#

Just figured it out I think

#

It's still confusing rereading it

#

I think what happened was that pmk was used to disguise one of the branches as the rokakaka branch (which makes no sense) so they ended up fighting over a regular branch Nd at that point since ozone baby was disabled joubin was able to retrieve the branch

minor ore
#

How did they not notice that there were two branches

tribal summit
#

Dunno

#

Its jojo

analog ether
#

They didn't notice cus PMK made them not see it

tribal summit
minor ore
#

Also they’re chasing after the head doctor because they think he has the branch right?

analog ether
#

Yes

minor ore
#

Damn they should have listened to yasuho

tribal summit
#

Yeah but that's after poor tom already had died

#

So it makes no sense as to why they hadn't noticed 2 branches or how pmk just decided to change its ability

minor ore
#

PMK changes a bit

tribal summit
#

So what exactly is its ability

tribal summit
#

And how the fuck is mamezuku still alive

minor ore
#

I haven’t read the part yet but why does part 8 josuke have 4 balls

#

Ignore this if it’s major spoilers though

ancient depot
#

he wanted them

light lion
#

Since it is major spoilers

#

Long story short

#

Josuke had sex

ashen wing
#

oh god oh fuck

#

s e x

hoary sun
#

jojolion becomes hentai for like ONE chapter

tribal summit
#

2

ashen wing
#

true

#

nah the whole things hentai

tribal summit
#

Ye

#

I like how they mention his 4 testicles right away and dont bother to mention he has 4 eyes until like volume 5

#

Nobody:

Mitsuba: makes yasuho touch her tit

minor ore
#

so josuke just has sex then 4 balls for no reason?

#

is that how the alternate universe works?

light lion
#

Hello

long wasp
#

back to the 89 years old jokes we go

rigid fern
#

Get fucking yeeted into the stratosphere

light lion
#

Anyway

#

On to jojolion

#

Gappy

old marlin
#

Is it actually gone....

light lion
#

Is very fun

#

Yes

long wasp
#

Gappy needs to plunder again

grim arch
#

@tribal summit Excuse me, what the fuck are you talking about?

minor ore
analog skiff
#

So

#

Why is Schott Key 2's post-chapter explanation blurb appear before Schott Key 2 is even introduced?

pale garnet
#

If Joubin is the villain
It's gonna be heartbreaking when he dies (or not-dies, like with Kars or Diavolo or Funny Valentine) in some very outrageous way

#

Complete with some sort of mental breakdown

#

Cuz I think he's really cool

upper knoll
#

He can win

supple totem
#

Does anyone think this is a coincedence

#

The headocter is outside the window of the higashkata estate. Then Mitsuba scratches her finger

#

Then it goes back to Josuke

#

And his finger is also bleeding

#

So my theory of what the headocters ability could be, is that he can connect people with people and objects with people

#

So If he were to connect josuke and mitsuba, and Mitsuba got an injury, then Josuke would also get an injury.

gentle cradle
#

When's chapter 91 gonna be out?

queen fox
#

it's every 18th

gentle cradle
#

Cool, thanks

supple totem
#

5 days left

ebon rampart
#

joshu fan club

soft lichen
#

Which looks better in your guys opinion

#

Jojolion or steep ball run

ancient depot
#

they both look pretty good but sbr doesn’t get same face until late (although it doesn’t get really good art until kinda late either) whereas jojolion has always had sameface

supple totem
#

jojolion i guess

analog ether
#

I like the most recent chapters artstyle the most, but part 7 looked better for more of it's run than part 8 has.

west zealot
#

I think the thing about pt 7 is that the setting is so unique that when we go back to Morioh in pt 8, it hurts the art slightly in that pt 7 arty style literally made it better by leaning into it's setting, and pt 8 doesn't necessarily get that luxury b/c of the modern setting

queen fox
#

Part 8 still has amazing art

#

but ya

west zealot
#

Oh yeah that's for sure

queen fox
#

early part 8 is weird

brittle blade
#

part 8's art just got better lately

queen fox
#

Araki got softer

#

which I appreciate

west zealot
#

I wouldn't be able to draw a lambo in a tree so I do give him credit

queen fox
#

he seems to be leaning towards a more early part 5 esque line work

#

early part 5 had soft line work

#

and he seems to be bringing it back

west zealot
#

I am very biased towards the T H I C C Kenshiro-style Araki art lol

queen fox
#

yes

west zealot
#

But all of his newer work is very beautiful

brittle blade
#

honestly I don't really know how to differentiate soft and heavy lines

queen fox
west zealot
#

I think using the color art doesn't help compare

queen fox
#

chapter 12 artwork

upper knoll
west zealot
#

Haha almost

minor ore
west zealot
#

Serious Joshu face makes me gain a shed of respect for him

brittle blade
#

he looks spaced out

steady onyx
#

i havent read part 8 and i dont know if im going to

#

but can you guys tell me what kind of person joshu is

ancient depot
#

shigechi with a sex drive

minor ore
#

^

tawny sentinel
#

^

supple totem
#

^

west zealot
#

Lmfao that's fucking great

olive valve
#

So I’m reading Jojolion right now and it got me thinking

#

Why do people hate Joshu?

queen fox
#

what chapter?

olive valve
#

I think he’s a perfectly fine character and everything people say is bad about him is just his character, he’s not poorly written

#

I’m on 39

queen fox
#

bad as in, he's a horrible person

olive valve
#

That’s his character

#

He’s funny though

queen fox
#

he's a meme atm

olive valve
#

And a good rival

#

Does the meme come from a recent chapter?

queen fox
#

no, it's more of a meta than a picture

olive valve
#

What is it

#

Just Joshu himself?

ancient depot
#

its mostly people think hes kind of an asshole

olive valve
#

He’s not the first

#

DIO is an asshole

#

Way more so too

#

Joshu clearly loves his family and is a typical teenager really, he just has a rivalry with Josuke and is really horny especially for Yasuho

ancient depot
#

well yes no doubt that a mass murderer is an asshole but a lot of people got rubbed the wrong way with that time that joshu tried to get it on with yasuho in the bathroom

olive valve
#

Wait

#

What chapter

pale garnet
#

The one where Yasuho was being attacked by Tsurugi

kind owlBOT
#

@pale garnet, Your Stand Power is now level 2 !

pale garnet
#

To be fair it was a pretty horrible misunderstanding

#

I still think Joushuu is a massive weenie, but I don't hate him with a passion

#

He's like a pathetic kind of douchebag, while Dio and most other villains are a cool kind of douchebag

#

That's my theory on why people dislike Joushuu so much
People also generally hate horny characters, if they aren't attractive

light lion
#

Horny characters also often tend to be out of place

minor ore
#

Y’all be talking about me behin my back

#

Who said I ain’t attractive 💋

ebon rampart
#

beat them up joshu

olive valve
#

Your awesome Joshu

kind owlBOT
#

@olive valve, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !

olive valve
#

You have your problems just like all of us

pale garnet
#

The other day I saw someone at a tea store who had Joushuu's haircut
Aside from wearing glasses, he had a very strong likeness to Joushuu in terms of looks

old marlin
#

Poor bastard

supple totem
#

I don't hate him. But i don't love him either. He is how he is.

#

Tho if i met him irl he would probably trip me and ruin my day

#

So me no like

winter adder
#

Luckily we have Josuke and Tooru to counteract his weeniness, it took the two of them to do it

supple totem
#

Joshu not a weenie. He is more of a bully type. Imo

winter adder
#

The true weenies are those that hurt others—!

#

I see what you mean, though

supple totem
#

Fair enough

old marlin
#

God this chapter feels like it's taking forever

tribal summit
#

Oh god

pale garnet
#

Why I hate going to the beach

tribal summit
#

Why

#

Why does this exist

pale garnet
#

Araki is no longer tied down by age restrictions

#

Although he was already pushing the envelope with Stone Ocean

tribal summit
#

Age of consent is 13 in japan

#

So

pale garnet
#

It's not

supple totem
#

He is controlled by the nut

pale garnet
#

Federally it is, but each prefecture sets it to 16 or 18

#

So in practice, it's about like how it is in America

tribal summit
supple totem
#

Wait how old is yasuo again?? worry

tribal summit
#

Oh yeah you right

winter adder
#

Everything in JoJolion is so unusually sexually charged....

tribal summit
#

17

pale garnet
#

And they have laws akin to America's Romeo and Juliet laws
You'll go to prison if you try to nail a 13 y/o while you're like 30

supple totem
#

Oh fuk

winter adder
#

😐

supple totem
#

FBI

pale garnet
#

PARTY VAN

#

Wasn't Yasuho in college

old marlin
#

Yasuho is above 18

olive valve
#

Joshu is a relatable character if your completely honest, we all can be or at least know someone like him

#

I mean come on

tribal summit
#

Nvm boys

#

Shes 19

old marlin
#

Yeah

tribal summit
#

Thank fuck

supple totem
#

Ofcourse i do have a little Joshu in me

tribal summit
#

Joshuu is obnoxious but nut call king is sick

old marlin
#

Sexually assaulted Yasuho but hes alright

pale garnet
#

Nut King Call would be totally dangerous if Joushuu wasn't as irrelevant as he is

supple totem
#

I wish stand would use their fist to activate their abilitys again

#

Like king call nut pumched something

#

And it would unscrew

#

Not just stand besides Joshu

#

And let joshu do the work

tacit vapor
#

Doobie Wah was more dangerous

olive valve
#

What’s the size limit to the screws?

#

I wonder

winter adder
#

We’ll never know since no one will ever use their stand again 😈

analog ether
#

5 inches

old marlin
#

Same

olive valve
#

Like can he unscrew earth? Please be more direct Araki

pale garnet
#

He probably has his Stand stats somewhere

analog ether
#

bruh why dont oasis liquify the whole planet

winter adder
#

I’d imagine them to be in one of the art books

kind owlBOT
#

@winter adder, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !

olive valve
#

He can liquify the core maybe

supple totem
#

He can unscrew the fabric of reality and become a god like being

kind owlBOT
#

@supple totem, Your Stand Power is now level 8 !

olive valve
#

Jojoveller probably

old marlin
#

Bruv why can't Soft and Wet steal things anymore!!!1!

pale garnet
#

If only Jousuke remembered that he could steal people's visions

analog ether
#

oml

supple totem
#

Araki forgot.. okuyasuJoy

minor ore
#

hahahah

old marlin
#

So annoying

minor ore
#

he said it boys he said the funny

supple totem
#

What

tribal summit
#

Remember when pmk only made faces look different but then made another branch look like the rokakaka branch

pale garnet
#

But earlier he made a bus look like Joubin

tacit vapor
analog ether
#

pmk stopped being only face specific by doobie wah

tribal summit
#

That too

winter adder
#

Look

supple totem
#

Am i annoying?

old marlin
#

Yeah it's not like PMK's power hasnt been explicitly evolving over time!!!

minor ore
#

no @supple totem

tacit vapor
#

Aisho did nothing wrong, he was a good boy

winter adder
#

If you’re emotional, your stand evolves and acts on its own now, it’s just how it works

tribal summit
#

Remember when all star platinum did was punch shit and araki needed jotaro to win so he said fuck it he can stop time now

winter adder
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The Rock Trade isn’t inherently evil, he didn’t deserve it, man

pale garnet
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I think a Stand's ability gradually widening in scope over time is easier to believe than a user no longer using a pretty powerful move

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But for Star Plat

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He was so precise and so fast
That he could move at light speed or faster

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Which is like stopping time

tribal summit
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Remember when GE could punch people outta their bodies

olive valve
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Ok how strong really can KISS be?

old marlin
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"Light speed or faster"

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He said it boys!

pale garnet
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pepperidge farms remembers

kind owlBOT
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@pale garnet, Your Stand Power is now level 3 !

tacit vapor
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KISS stats

olive valve
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I saw

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But we don’t see it do too much

tacit vapor
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It burns my eyes

old marlin
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Just remember All Caps when you spell the stand's name

tacit vapor
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I liked the design but the ability meh

olive valve
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If stats meant everything Kiss would cuck Star Plat

analog ether
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I like how everyone always goes on about how stand stats are dumb and that they dont matter, but the moment KISS appears people are like "BRo what?! How she so strong DOE?"

tribal summit
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Dont worry about it

old marlin
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Jojo fans are weak, liquidous and frail humans

kind owlBOT
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@old marlin, Your Stand Power is now level 42 !

winter adder
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But it’s how you

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Usssse it

old marlin
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Liquidous doesnt mean what I think it means fuck

tribal summit
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Hahahahaha

tacit vapor
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It doesn't matter anymore she is dead joshu

analog ether
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you're saying the jojo fans are solidus?

old marlin
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Snake

supple totem
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Jail lock house prob the worst example for stand stats.
It says it's power is none. Yet it can smash Jolyne into a wall with it's elbow

tribal summit
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Bring back ireneverse for part nine plz

ancient depot
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so youre saying jojo fans are the president of the united states

analog ether
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Man, what the fuck ever jojo's, MGS2 was doing cool bad guy USA presidents way before you.

old marlin
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My favorite misunderstanding in Jojo is "da ireneverse is da SBRverse!!"

winter adder
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I mean

analog ether
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and by "way" i mean like 1 year

tribal summit
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Bruh I thought that until yesterday ngl

ancient depot
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when did MGS2 do a cool bad guy USA president

he was never cool

minor ore
old marlin
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Why the gun emote

winter adder
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Do you know how silly it is for a sequel to exist in another universe when the story ends with a universe-resetting event

minor ore
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idk it was on my recent emotes

analog ether
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You won't be meming when the Part 8 villain turns out to be a tolitarion A.I system made by the rock humans

winter adder
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(Even though blah blah Stone Ocean’s ending is one big “undo” for the part and literally nothing else)

tacit vapor
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red hot chilli peppers stats man

ancient depot
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it would definitely take away from part 6's ending if ireneverse=SBRverse

old marlin
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RHCP cock man

winter adder
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It would also heavily clash with the family tree shown alongside the concept that Kira is Jotaro
Unless he was somehow a father at like twenty with a kid around the same age

tacit vapor
small hornet
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where is the chapter

ancient depot
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well that too

minor ore
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next week

small hornet
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which one of you has it

old marlin
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Its in 5 days you greedy bastard

winter adder
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Isn’t it always the eighteenth?

minor ore
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yez

ancient depot
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yea

small hornet
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i have an offering

pale garnet
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So it's not even out in Japan yet

small hornet
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to bring the chapter closer