yo garo
#jojolion
vague narwhal
She can't be cause Alzimers
heavy grove
Hilly is literally bedridden
warm leaf
jobin can't be the main villain because his motive is on the tier of diego, hes super simple compared to pucci and valentine
heavy grove
She ate her own fingers
analog ether
No No No
heavy grove
"Main villain"
analog ether
Diego is different
left iris
honestly im actually expecting her to be a twist BUT all im saying here is dumb shit for fun
vague marsh
Valentine was the best jojo villain
winter escarp
Imagine if Holly turns out to be the villain, holy shit
heavy grove
Jojolion doesnt need a main villain people
analog ether
Jobin is not comparable to Diego cus Diego did fuck all til D4C if we're being honest
vague narwhal
The main villian was fucking Jorge Joestar
winter escarp
fuck that Jorge guy
heavy grove
I just want an all out battle between all the characters
winter escarp
don't even know who he is
analog ether
Except being a pawn to a stand of the week dinasaur man
warm leaf
i'm talking about motive though, jobin's motive is just he wants money and power isn't it?
left iris
but josukes going out of his way to give her the fruit because... its all a trick, remember when urban guerrilla was like "Oh yeah we want the rokakaka to achieve something greater" well holly is just acting and when she gets the rokakaka she ascends
heavy grove
And to save tsurugi @warm leaf
analog ether
yes, but that's the motivation of every charafter in jojolion so far
heavy grove
From the Rock disease
analog ether
^also this
heavy grove
And josuke has a new motive
analog ether
Also, NO ONE ELSE has a better motivation
vague narwhal
I'm in the Ozone Baby arc so how far am I compared to the latest chapter?
heavy grove
From latest chapter
deep knot
The Rick disease is weird
left iris
@vague narwhal more or less 20 chapters
winter escarp
Ozone Baby? I'd say 20 yeah
heavy grove
"To prove he really exists"
vague marsh
Tsurugi isn't going to be jobins kid it's the head doctors
winter escarp
bruh
warm leaf
yeah but compare jobin's motive to valentine's or pucci's
vague marsh
Head doctor and jobins wife having sex
analog ether
Compare Part 8 to Part 7 * 6]
vague marsh
Jobin just doesn't want to be cucked anymore
left iris
ok but compare jobins motive to diavolos
vague marsh
Diavolo was shit
heavy grove
Jobin is such a good character
vague marsh
Sorry
warm leaf
diavolo was written like 20 years ago
winter escarp
I should just leave anytime Diavolo is mentioned
heavy grove
Diavolo is only good when hes doppio
winter escarp
because i'll start to shit all over Diavolo
vague narwhal
Oh so not that dar
vague marsh
Fuck part 5
vague narwhal
*far
left iris
wtf i cant believe yall are taking this as a chance to shit talk diavolo again
OK i agree part 5 sucks
vague narwhal
Bro
winter escarp
Well i wouldn't say fuck part 5, moreso fuck it's plot and villain
vague narwhal
Part 5 is a better part 3
left iris
theres like 2 interesting characters in it and theyre
vague marsh
Incorrect
left iris
koichi and polnareff
winter escarp
That's a wrong opinion
winter escarp
even i who dislikes part 5 knows Part 5 has some great characters
deep knot
vague narwhal
Purple Haze Feedback makes part 5 wayyy better and I consider it canon
deep knot
Phf is great
analog ether
Ok I'm going to be real chief
Diavolo has every thing that makes a JoJo Villain good
It's the same fucking template as the other 4 parts before him
Give me a good explanation as to why he's bad
If you say "no character" your opinon is garbage
winter escarp
Because Doppio's better than him
analog ether
Not an excuse
winter escarp
I would rather see Doppio on screen than him
left iris
hes like a coward but less capable than dio and kira when they act like cowards
vague marsh
"ok kid" Jesus settle down boomer
vague narwhal
Doppio is just there
deep knot
Doppio is better but that’s nothing bad about Diavolo
warm leaf
Araki is a way more experienced writer now, he would never make a main villain like diavolo again. When or if part 8 does get a main villain they will have to have a motive as good as pucci and valentine, that's my reasoning why I dont think it's jobin
winter escarp
It's bad if his other personality is better than himself
vague narwhal
Sure hes "best boy" or some shit
analog ether
If the best you can say is "not another character" then that's a shit motiviation
left iris
i think the issue w diavolo is that like
all he has going for him is the fact that hes mysterious
winter escarp
The only good thing about him is the way he wants to stay in the shadows by killing all those connected to him and who know him. Everything else is bad about him.
vague marsh
No relatable motivation
analog ether
What is "everything else" my guy
left iris
also the whole thing about "oh lol my daughter hurt my pride so im gonna punch this child in the head" was just the most pathetic thing any jojo villain has ever done
vague narwhal
Nessuno può sfuggire del destino scelto rimane solo il risultato che voi sarete distrutti l'eterna cima esiste solo per me puo cantare canzoni di tristezza nel mondo senza tempo
left iris
at least imo
heavy grove
The only good things about vento aureo are the main characters, minor villains, and their fights
analog ether
"not relatable motivation"
cus I wanna reset the universe to give everyone futrue sight is very relatable
vague marsh
left iris
god i absolutely hate filler in jojo its like part 1 and 2 didnt have any and then parts 3 4 and 5 are filler just to have a shitty part later and reboot the series because its bad? why would i ever read part 7 if nothing before it satisfied me at all 🙄
kind owlBOT
@left iris, Your Stand Power is now level 3 !
left iris
thanks
vague narwhal
winter escarp
More like Diavolo's bad
vague narwhal
Reminder that Funny Valentine is 48
deep knot
analog ether
there were no good answers
deep knot
He’s so thicc though
winter escarp
what a unit
deep knot
That’s the power of Jesus
deep knot
vague narwhal
"Sit on my face, Lucy"- Scarlett valentine
warm leaf
Only way to improve part 7 is make valentine stay fat the whole time
deep knot
Nah
winter escarp
You can't improve on perfection
analog ether
No conventionally ugly main characters allowed
vague narwhal
Diavolo or Valentine in terms of muscles and looks?
deep knot
Every jojo villain but Kira is a stripper
analog ether
Diavolo was BULBOUS
analog ether
He was a Beatles Reference
analog ether
He wanted to hold Doppio's haaAAAaand
deep knot
King crimson is staring into my soul
analog ether
I like how all art of Diavolo portrays him as super cutesy and non-threatening while all King Crimson art is just 
vague narwhal
Dioavolo is non threatening?
analog ether
Dioavolo is scary
That's a terrifying fusion
vague narwhal
deep knot
Sexy
minor ore
you mean the right one
vague narwhal
He did a Pucci one which obviously will make Brucci wet
minor ore
his left
winter escarp
i need to see that one
vague narwhal
deep knot
Pucci looking thicc
winter escarp
He looks menacing enough while still being somewhat normal looking
vague narwhal
Artist is a reddit user named u/swaglordP90X
heavy grove
He looks like dwayne johnson
winter escarp
lmao
analog ether
He looks like Batista
winter escarp
he actually does
vague narwhal
Sam jackson
winter escarp
i remember a poll like that
heavy grove
Dwayne
deep knot
Morgan freeman hsould voice Pucci
heavy grove
winter escarp
I could see Morgan Freeman as Pucci lmao
heavy grove
Nvm someone already said that
vague narwhal
Funny how an Athiest plays God
deep knot
Lol
winter escarp
ironic
vague narwhal
heavy grove
vague narwhal
That's not to say hes the average user from r/Athiesm
vague narwhal
Hope he lives long enough
Hes 82
So theres a chance
Holy shit
Clint Eastwood, the inspiration for Jotaro, is 89 years old!
lucid fiber
I can't tell if this conversation is satire or not
winter escarp
it's friendly wish lists for voice actors in the english dubs
vague narwhal
Pucci singing Hellfire from Hunchback of notre dame
winter escarp
Lmao did you also see that video?
hoary sun
Satoru is alt universe jotaro confirmed
vague narwhal
winter escarp
i love both that and the hero one
kind owlBOT
@winter escarp, Your Stand Power is now level 21 !
winter escarp
The Steel Ball Run one is good
vague narwhal
Its amazing
winter escarp
and Dio's one is also good
vague narwhal
That Mob song was great and Dio singing prince ali was buety
Quick, best Disney animated movie
winter escarp
I haven't watched many
so either Hercules or Nightmare Before Christmas for my favorite disney movie
vague narwhal
For me its Beauty and the Beast, Hercules and Humchback of Notre Dame
viral trench
Fatty Valentine
pliant sail
I suppose any drawing of Valentine is correct
since he has all these alternate versions of himself to swap with
minor ore
what do u mean all of his swaps look exactly the same
tacit vapor
?
west zealot
Blessed crazy diamond
deep knot
Nice
kind owlBOT
@deep knot, Your Stand Power is now level 7 !
green nacelle
ahhh
sharp mauve
the corpse is what makes Valentine not fat anymore right
deep knot
I think he just did a super power workout
fading cove
lilac jacinth
Tooru has to be the biggest bitch in all of JoJo. How can such a humongous homo even exist in the same part as heroes like Joubin and Joushuu?
kind owlBOT
@lilac jacinth, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !
winter escarp
upper knoll
cedar juniper
lilac jacinth
upper knoll
lilac jacinth
winter escarp
Part 3 Joshu is not real, he can't hurt you
supple totem
P A R T 3 J O S H U:
analog skiff
So...
Is it ever explained why Rai still has his hand he amputated during Brain Storm?
or am I just dumb
left iris
probably put it back on w doggy style the same way sticky fingers and stone free fix stuff
analog skiff
Oh yeah
and since Brain Storm reverses all the injuries when the user dies
so he could safely reattach it
surreal island
If Johnny is a Johnathan parallel
Kira is a jotaro parallel
And josuke is a josuke parallel
Where is the GioGio parallel
analog ether
I was gonna write up a long dumb post, but to be simple, the reason is because SBR-verse stopped doing parallels a long time ago. Characters are now just amalgamations of references as well as new elements now. Josuke is is reference to about 4 characters now.
surreal island
Makes sense
I figured
I prefer no parallels honestly
It was cool mostly in part 7
What the % chance there will really be a part 9
analog ether
I'm not sure, actually
Araki has said he'd retire when he's 60 (I think) but he's also said before that he has made plans for up to a ninth jojo part
There's no real way to know
sly turret
How old is he right now?
analog ether
59
sly turret
Oh shit
analog ether
Also both these statements are very old
It's very possible he might have changed his mind
sly turret
I feel like if we do get a part 9, it'll be short
analog ether
Yeeeeah, same.
Like it'll just be more part 2 length
Or whatever the equivalent of a monthly part 2 length is
sly turret
Yeah, I would say it'll run for a max of like 5 or 6 years if we get a part 9
sly turret
For part 8?
surreal island
5s end felt like a cliffhanger to me as well as 6
sly turret
5 ended with Giorno becoming the mob boss
6 ended with Emporio killing Pucci and creating a new universe without Pucci
No part has ended on a cliffhanger
sly turret
Thats different from a cliffhanger
surreal island
I want a satisfying end
sly turret
A cliffhanger is where it stops right before an important moment
sly turret
It sounds like what you're describing is an open ended ending
Very different from a cliffhanger
lucid fiber
Yeah I mean
Work out in your head the etymology of the word cliffhanger
And it's pretty obvious what does and does not apply
surreal island
Okay I don’t want a very open ended ending
Thanks for finding me the right word @sly turret
sturdy forum
^ the ending of 5 + 6 just left off with a lot of room for interpretation. giorno and jolyne weren't touched on after that, so we have no idea what happened to them unlike, say, jotaro
surreal island
The thing with those 2 are it ends after big events happen
sturdy forum
well. we do. but.
surreal island
That changed their lives completely
sturdy forum
yeah
upper knoll
STRAIGHT FAX
kind owlBOT
@upper knoll, Your Stand Power is now level 12 !
old marlin
Nice Suraf
surreal island
I jelly
pastel turtle
araki said
he will take a break after the end of part 8
and then after a year part 9 will come out
analog ether
wheeeeeeere?
upper knoll
What a great video
upper knoll
analog ether
This take suuuuuucks
minor ore
surreal island
Where did araki say that
minor ore
Joshu brings weed to the higashikata household and gets everyone high
winter escarp
doesn't sound bad if you ask me
winter escarp
sly turret
@pastel turtle source?
minor ore
They took away my killer queen role? The fuck is this shit
surreal island
What is a jojolion
Also what is battle tendency
Those titles have clicked for me yet
Havent*
winter escarp
surreal island
Do you have my answers bud
surreal island
Surprise me 
winter escarp
Here goes JoJolion
JoJolion (ジョジョリオン JoJorion) is the award-winning eighth part of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, which has been serialized in Ultra Jump since May 2011.
The story begins in 2011 and follows Josuke Higashikata, a young man afflicted by retrograde amnesia, in his search to uncover his identity in Morioh Town, a coastal Japanese town affected by the Tohoku earthquakeW. However, his digging pulls him and his adoptive family into the unfinished business between his previous life and an impending inhuman threat.
JoJolion represents the second part of the series set in the Steel Ball Run Universe.
Here goes Battle Tendency
Battle Tendency (戦闘潮流 Sentō Chōryū) is the second story arc of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, serialized in Weekly Shōnen Jump from November 1987 to March 1989. Originally titled JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 2 Joseph Joestar: His Proud Lineage (ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 第二部 ジョセフ・ジョースター ―その誇り高き血統 JoJo no Kimyō na Bōken Dai Ni Bu Josefu Jōsutā Sono Hokoritakaki Kettō), the arc is preceded by Phantom Blood and spans a total of 69 chapters.
Taking place in 1938-39, the story follows the misadventures of Joseph Joestar (a.k.a. JoJo), grandson of Jonathan, as he masters his innate Ripple abilities in order to combat hostile, ancient super-beings named the Pillar Men, creators of the Stone Mask that plot to become the ultimate lifeforms.
winter escarp
winter escarp
i think it melts everyone who touches the walls, idk
tacit vapor
Thanks anyway man, its hard to understand (for me) that damn stand
winter escarp
wait
here's a wiki description of it
Vitamin C is a terrifying Stand to face in close quarters and in narrow spaces because its softening power renders everyone powerless before Damo. Vitamin C doesn't show exceptional physical abilities, but is at least able to punch a softened person into a wall.
However, it has a short range, leaving Damo vulnerable to ranged attacks.
supple totem
he did have a stand rush battle with kira
winter escarp
That flashback scene was so good
supple totem
yes
tacit vapor
Yeah
winter escarp
my fav fight in JoJolion has to be the one that isn't actually that much of a fight, the Ozone Baby Fight
tacit vapor
its very sad in the end
supple totem
horny baby fight
surreal island
Many fights are much fights right
Someone is like “my stand makes it so you can’t tell the difference between you foot and a burger”
surreal island
Pt 8 in a shellnut
supple totem
kaputomoshi...
surreal island
Honestly that beetle fight had a lot of heart put into it
Araki really cared about it
And it did feel intense
tacit vapor
Jobin best father
winter escarp
The Beetle Fight arc was the reason i started liking Joshu
supple totem
dario best jojo dad
tacit vapor
i am a rock
surreal island
Speedwagon best jojo uncle
winter escarp
i am wood
upper knoll
I am an islaaaaaand
supple totem
looks like a crash bandicoot boss
kind owlBOT
@supple totem, Your Stand Power is now level 6 !
tacit vapor
Look at his face
winter escarp
look at this dude
supple totem
demon buzz lightyear
winter escarp
He said it, pop the champagne
supple totem
and remember hes also the one who said.
''tsurugis actions are the only ones that are correct''
winter escarp
I swear if Tsurugi turns out to be the main villain of JoJolion
tacit vapor
I wish that will be Jobin
winter escarp
same here, i want Jobin to be the main antagonist
tacit vapor
Yeah its a rare type of antagonist
upper knoll
If Jobin turns out to be the main villain, I'll finally have someone to compare with Kira
winter escarp
Like if Jobin turns out the villain he's going in my Top 3
he's likable while at the same time being menacing enough
winter escarp
What's Speed King's development potential?
supple totem
did we even get stand stats for speed king?
supple totem
angry jojofan noises
warm leaf
Soft & wet would be a hard counter to speed king if josuke could use it on himself
cuz he could just remove the heat
Josuke used it to remove hair from his own face though so I don't know what counts as "himself"
winter escarp
Well it all depends if Araki decides to give Speed King another ability besides Heat Accumulation
supple totem
i would love another ability
winter escarp
Let's say he turns out to be the villain, he needs to have an ability that would rival Josuke's stand
so he doesn't get defeated easily
supple totem
whats the oppisite of plunder
winter escarp
but what if Jobin could somehow take control of Soft and Wet's bubbles, put heat inside it and shoot it back at Josuke?
that's the only idea i have so far
warm leaf
Speed King's secondary ability is to heat up time
supple totem
. . .'
winter escarp
Heat Up Time?
supple totem
Q U E? !
i got a cool idea
what if he could teleport to places that are degrees over 50 celcius?
or 70
like clash can teleport to water to water
winter escarp
what if he could actually use the sun to improve his power?
supple totem
and do solar beam
winter escarp
Like he takes solar power from the sun to enhance Speed King's power
winter escarp
oooh
warm leaf
speed king is already pretty busted the way it is, if you're in his range he just cooks your brain
warm leaf
they did that in the Ozone Baby fight
winter escarp
yo
supple totem
like heat mirages
winter escarp
I like that idea
supple totem
😄
winter escarp
Paper Speed King, Ability: Heat Mirages
winter escarp
now that sounds like a main villain ability
minor ore
Either him or caato
karmic cloak
probably caato
analog skiff
From #steel-ball-run since JJL spoilers
Brain Storm and Urban Guerrilla are good original songs
vale estuary
BUBBLE
lucid fiber
Remember when Araki decided the bubbles were rapidly spinning strings
I wonder if that'll come up again
Or if that was just a thing he toyed with and immediately decided against
grizzled pilot
string theory is just like that
"hey what if everything was strings"
"wack. what would that mean"
"hm."
formal veldt
the only thing speed king needs to be busted is more aoe
hoary verge
more aoe and a BIGGER RANGE FUCKIN
10 CM
supple totem
whats aoe?
lucid fiber
Area of effect
surreal island
Why did araki nerf stands this part
Where are the stands that summon nuclear warheads
supple totem
technaly can yasuos stand paisly park end the whole wolrd
world*
she can into the world goverment and military base and launch a nuke
green nacelle
lol maybe
kind owlBOT
@green nacelle, Your Stand Power is now level 3 !
minor ore
What do you think is the worst ‘chase’ fight/arc
hoary sun
I wish she’d do it
minor ore
By that I mean fights like born this way, doobie wah, etc
hoary sun
Part 8 only?
hoary sun
Uh. Born this way was kinda boring I thought
For the chapters where we didn’t know what it did
supple totem
we have not seen much action in the headocter fight either
but im sure it will be exciting once josuke is in the hospital
and beating the fuck out of an 89 year old man that can barely walk
🤜👴
haughty solar
Fun fact Joseph Joestar is in part 7-8
minor ore
def not alive in 7
ancient depot
so does pretty much everybody subscribe to the ol “josefumi is the bastard child of sbrverse joseph/child of joseph’s bastard” theory
cuz i see it a lot
ancient depot
i see it all the time as the explanation for why josefumi has the joestar birthmark
haughty solar
Me either
minor ore
hold the phone
ancient depot
and the fact that josefumi is obviously supposed to evoke OG josuke
and his name is josefumi
haughty solar
His last name is kujo if I'm not mistaken
ancient depot
it is
the theory is supposedly all “oh joseph fucked a kujo gal, cheated on suzi q and all that”
haughty solar
He does exist in the sbr universe
minor ore
have*
ancient depot
josefu’s father is named so i’ve seen people either say that sadafumi kujo (his father) is either not his real dad or that joseph’s son is sadafumi and josefu is the grandson of joseph
haughty solar
I'm convinced that Joseph will never die
minor ore
what’s your take
ancient depot
i think either him being the son or the grandson is totally possible
we’ll probably never see sadafumi anyway
just like we never saw sadao kujo back in the og jojoverse
haughty solar
Sadao kujo was better at keeping his identify a secret then the mafia boss
minor ore
that’s crazy i must’ve completely forgot about that
ancient depot
the dots connect pretty well for the josefumi/sbrverse joseph relation theory so i do personally subscribe to it
i don’t know if we’re ever gonna explore josefumi and kira again tho
haughty solar
Another theory I hear is that josuke will end up getting king crimson
ancient depot
maybe araki will just leave it as it is and up to interpretation
minor ore
i doubt that king crimson stuff
ancient depot
see i don’t get the whole “josuke is getting king crimson guys!!!” thing
the whole thing is based off the fact that the higashikatas have “king” in their stand names, and that josuke is 2 people in 1 sort of like (yet in a completely different way) how diavolo was 2 people in 1
haughty solar
There is only one video I seen that kinda make sense
keen halo
Ngl soft and wet is better then KC
ancient depot
but i don’t see how that somehow confirms soft and wet will somehow evolve into king crimson
and yea soft and wet is awesome
definitely my favorite stand that belongs to a main jojo
haughty solar
Probably my second favorite joestar stand
Maybe even my first
Here's the video i was talking about
analog skiff
What if Spin was in JoJolion?
tidal ocean
bubbles
analog skiff
I like Urban Guerrilla and Doremifasolati Do a lot
tidal ocean
Why is every minor villain like "I'll kill you" gets defeated
analog skiff
Because the ones who say that are cocky and that leads to their defeat
Like Pesci continues to say without doing, repeating his old mistakes and leading to a poetic death
And Urban completely underestimates Rai and despite having a giant advantage in the fight gets fucked over due to that.
analog skiff
I liked it myself
I just like Brain Storm
and the crossbow scene is cool as hell
also credit to Urban for managing to find a non-combat utility in his completely combat based stand
Urban and Doremi deserve credit for being a duo with the most easily fuck-up-able names in the series
Like nobody knows how to spell Guerrilla or Doremifasolati Do
ancient depot
i nknow how to spell guerilla i just wanted auto correct to fix it for me since i’m lazy
it doesn’t fix it
doremifasolati do is just
do re mi fa so la ti do
kindergarten shit
analog skiff
it's spelled guerrilla
ancient depot
i don’t know how to spell it
viscid mountain
If speed king evolved would have been cool if it changed name to highway star because hs was made to replace speed king but sadly highway star is already the name of the feet sucking stand.
analog skiff
Foot sucking
viscid mountain
Foot suck.
formal veldt
nutrien absorb
warm leaf
Is it possible tooru having 8 fingers is an error? Its already been established having extra body parts is important and the panel in which its shown is a large zoom in shot indicating the panel is important. Has any error that big ever happened before?
The drawing takes up half the page, I feel like araki wouldn't have made a mistake like that
Tooru is a fusion?
cedar juniper
does anyone else pretend that joshu is pronounced "josh"
minor ore
Wait wtf
kind owlBOT
@minor ore, Your Stand Power is now level 7 !
minor ore
Why does tooru have so many fingers
mighty crystal
Holy shit, groundbreaking
hazy crystal
holy shit you're right haha
minor ore
I never noticed that before
warm leaf
Josuke got 4 balls, the first Norisuke got 2 navels, Tooru got 8 fingers
sly turret
does he have that many fingers in any other panels?
final hawk
i always thought araki tried to display motion there but it doesn't seem like it lol
maybe that could explain the amount of fingers in that panel*
viscid mountain
Just now that I'm searching I'm noticing how hard is to find panels that show all the fingers on his left hand
OK yeah it was just a little mistake from araki's part
That or various araki forgot moments
rich hearth
The only big error I’ve ever seen from Araki Art was Giorno having three legs from the Jojoveller book
viscid mountain
I mean it's giorno he can create a third leg just for a pose
And he has the money to ask for pants for three legs
queen fox
araki colored it
grizzled pilot
yes
grave charm
fuck it hes a spider now
minor ore
anime only fans: 🤡
minor ore
We’re safe from them here
viscid mountain
At least until 2026 but for then we will already have migrated to part 9 if it happens.
viscid mountain
You fool you fell for it now you are going to see "Gorgeous Irene 2"!!
lucid fiber
Would be down for either ngl
minor ore
The World, Killer Queen returned in the SBR-verse
There are theories saying that Gappy gets King Crimson
That means that someone gets Made in heaven
And that someone MUST be Joshu
edgy veldt
I stopped reading it early on
it is just really a step down from Stell ball run not going to lie
upper knoll
Strong on this one
minor ore
lol SBR and Jojolion could not be more different
Like SBR was stand user of the week type of part? and Jojolion is a mystery solving one like p4
heavy grove
Part 8 is really good, you should continue reading
minor ore
yes
grim arch
My name is Higashikata Jousuke. That’s the name I use. But it’s not really my “name”. It’s just a temporary name Norisuke-San gave me. And no matter whose memories you search... even if the police check everywhere in this whole world... there’s no record of me... anywhere. I don’t even know what I am. Half of my body at least is Kuujou Josefumi, yes. But no one is searching for me, not even my own mother, even if I met her, I wouldn’t know it. No matter where I go, my identity is nebulous. A nebulous existence that disappeared. I absolutely must get my hands on the New Rokakaka. That’s what I’m trying to say to you. I’m going to settle this... right here, right now. The other half of my body is Kira Yoshikage. For Kira’s... for Holly-San’s sake I have to obtain that perfect equivalent exchange. That is the one and only proof of my existence
minor ore
winter escarp
I've seen it, pretty cool
brave sentinel
rich hearth
The shadow Gappy dancing seems more of an eyesore tbh but the backgrounds are really nice.
minor ore
I definitely recommend finishing part 8
I was in the same boat around doobie wah I lost interest in reading jojolion
But trust me once you get back into it you’ll love it
winter escarp
Who would win in a fight Jolyne, Mountain Tim or Mamezuku?
rich hearth
I would say Jolyne. Tim might have a chance because it seems like when he’s in rope form, he can “lessen” damage like how he survived Oyecomas bomb. Not sure how Mamezuku would do tbh
winter escarp
Couldn't Mamezuku turn himself into spaghetti to mitigate incoming damage and then turn back to normal
rich hearth
Rai might be able to shoot stuff at Jolyne but Stone Free can probably just deflect it
Yeah he can probably just peel himself to avoid damage like Tim
winter escarp
Jolyne could also do that, so they're on equal ground
rich hearth
Oh I forgot. Rai can also give his rope some cutting power if he applies enough force.
This seems to be the ranking for the rope gang
Stone Free > Doggy Style > Oh! Lonesome Me
winter escarp
I really want to see how a Jolyne vs Rai fight would turn out
tidal ocean
surreal island
Copy pasta
tidal ocean
89
surreal island
Does he do that percent thing often?
minor ore
I swear I freaked out when I first saw her
winter escarp
wait does that say Stone Ocean?
tidal ocean
yes it does
tidal ocean
He talks about those percentage thing only once, (that's like when he's introduced anyway)
araki forgot changed his mind
minor ore
yeah she was in stone ocean prison
winter escarp
That's such a cool nod
civic siren
i never noticed that
surreal island
That kid that was bullying jobin
Fuck wrong with that bitch ass boy
He was extreme
bitter tundra
Joshuu is pretty much a virgin with rage
surreal island
Did that middle schooler deserve to die
My answer might be the opposite of no
Rhymes with dress
minor ore
I mean he was like 12 and was already trying to burn someone's house down and threatened to rape jobin's mom soo
Maybe it wasn't the worst thing having him be sacrificed
surreal island
vale estuary
Oooh
minor ore
was it really necessary for araki to just let ||johnny fucking die from the corpse's curse of some shit with some asshole just throwing a rock onto johnny||
grizzled pilot
yeah. die fugger
marsh wraith
hoary sun
yes
rip
she's not dead, but she might as well be
even tho, we don't know what's up with her for sure...
analog skiff
One small thing about the Urban Guerrilla fight that I thought was neat
He always pays attention to one target at a time which is his downfall.
His killing list is literally based around focusing targets down one by one
he never fights multiple people at once, opting to let Doremi deal with the groups.
And he ultimately loses because he forgot that he dragged Josuke underground while focusing on Rai.
spiral niche
heyuh
just joined this channel for seeing spoilers, comment all the ones you have
i'm still at blackmore arc from SBR
waxen token
sly turret
deep
hidden smelt
We live in a society
night urchin
I'm having a hard to grappling with just how much longer we probably have till jojolion is over
minor ore
just gotta go with the flow
night urchin
I mean, I'm down with it but
It's kind of crazy in a way
This most recent arc, the uh
Countdown arc, I guess
Really just can't be the final one, and even this has a ton left to do before it's over. We still don't even know what the hell Tooru's deal is
Also, I'm getting increasingly confident he's a badguy
velvet heron
But is he THE bad guy?
naive ferry
I really wanna see josuke smack the fuck outta toru
I swear hes sus as fuck
But i firmly believe either kato or joubin are the bad guys i think this head doctor thing is gonna be like another damo part
warm leaf
I love the peapod on the plant appraiser's shirt. his design in general is so great
minor ore
you're so great 
night urchin
@naive ferry I am with you there. He basically said "Stop focusing on saving Josuke, focus on me" last chapter. That combined with how "being cursed/held down by the past" is a theme of jojolion and I'm almost entirely sure that this guy will be a baddy.
The real question is whether it'd be more satisfying for Yasuho to beat his ass or for Josuke to do it.
naive ferry
For mw josuke
kind owlBOT
@naive ferry, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !
naive ferry
Cause i ship them and i wanna see him beat someone for tryna fuck his girl but if yasuho does thatll be hust as good although she isnt a fighter paisley park isnt really for combat so whatecer this guys stand is ill most likley see soft and wet take it on
night urchin
Honestly? I really wanna see Yasuho grow to the point of being able to beat a serious villain in a 1v1 stand fight
I mean, she's the hirose of this part
And she's slowly been getting more badass
minor ore
paisley park finna be someone’s ass
night urchin
But yeah, Josuke asserting his dominance is pretty on brand for this manga. And I mean that in a good way.
I expect at least 10 pages of Ora
sleek mason
Paisley parks been really useful and cool so far, but I'm jot sure it's great at direct combat
hoary sun
I want joshu to do it
sleek mason
Probably would involve an ambush chase?
Villain going after her and her setting traps with paisley
Kinda like how she used the skilift toilet on the. Rock animal mount
hoary sun
Home alone: jjba edition
naive ferry
I dont think well see yasuho beat someones ass and thats ok not every character needs to fight thered plenty of amazing support characters in shows who dont fight but contribute si much
Just look at bulma from dragon ball she doesnt fight but shes produced the dragon radar built half of capsule corps machines like helocopters she modified an alien spaceship built a fucking time machine and she also made trunks which was a big deal
minor ore
yeah i was just being funny is all
naive ferry
@minor ore being funny as it may you could also be right we dont know...paisly park might slap someone
sleek mason
Naw thus fight has had the most fisticuffs in Jojo since like phantom blood
So yasuho will just slap a bitch directly
naive ferry
Yasuho can slap me directly all day
minor ore
same here
naive ferry
Shes one of my favorite female characters from the series
Right next to jolyene and lisa lisa
spice fractal
viral briar
tooru cosplay
hoary sun
get his ass
icy bluff
minor ore
Everybody gangsta until Gappy does the torture dance
kind owlBOT
@minor ore, Your Stand Power is now level 5 !
cyan viper
warm leaf
@viral briar that guy is a legend
viral briar
tooru gang rise up
night vortex
I haven't read this part
but this part it seems like a lot of people are kinda hoping for a big twist
or reveal
kind owlBOT
@worthy wyvern, Your Stand Power is now level 2 !
worthy wyvern
Josuke be like
My main goal..
Is to blow up
And then act like I don't know nobody
tribal summit
I met joshu like 2 pages ago and I already hate him, fucking whiny little bitch.
tidal ocean
F-MEGA
void viper
hello my fellow jojolioners.....
minor ore
henlo
void viper
Hello discord user "1943 Gustav Railway Gun"
your choice in WW2 artillery is excellent
void viper
the uhhh fruit one?
tidal ocean
ye
void viper
can't find it
long wasp
this one?
tidal ocean
yeah ty
long wasp
np
lofty flicker
lemorange
tidal ocean
Oh well, I did it, another JJL emote 
winter escarp
I mean isn't Gappy a fusion
minor ore
but his stand is
void viper
I suppose it is a fusion of KQ and josefumi's S&W
minor ore
who is josefumi?
coral cliff
@minor ore Are you serious
west zealot
I think a fusion kind of implies two things have fully merged together, where with the rokakaka the implied effect seems to be that half of of one thing is put together with half of the other
west zealot
Ope
coral cliff
SPOILRS
west zealot
Sorry lmfao
night urchin
I suggest leaving this channel
kind owlBOT
@night urchin, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !
coral cliff
Josefumi is someone you will hear about later
Let's just say they are relevant to Josuke's origins
minor ore
uh
night urchin
It's in what is currently the best part of jojolion, so I don't think you wanna get spoiled
minor ore
who you call gappy is still josuke for me
west zealot
Gappy is a fan nickname
night urchin
Gappy is a name to differentiate him from part 4 josuke
minor ore
oh
night urchin
Cause of the gap in his teeth
minor ore
well i’ll start reading in a few minutes
west zealot
I like to use Josuk8 if I'm in this channel haha
night urchin
That's good too
void viper
I use J○suke or j⭕suke
void viper
Josuke vs J○suke
west zealot
So the one with an emote attached is for part 8
void viper
yeah, you usually keep part 4 josuke normal
why couldn't araki just've called him something different
minor ore
night urchin
Lowkey I do think Araki did something kind of cool with renaming him higashikata. Like, a big part of the story is him getting adopted, so it's not a full jojo name despite him being a jojo
void viper
I do as well
I like there being 8 parts, 8 jojos, 8 villians etc.
but it just feels like there's 6+1x2 jojo's
surreal island
^
void viper
which is why I really really like jousuke
ancient depot
josuke 8 should have been josefumi and josefumi should have been josuke
this is the truth
like it or not
night urchin
Honestly, Gappy might be my favorite jojo
lucid fiber
Josuke and Jousuke
analog skiff
I misheard about Joshu hate as Josefumi hate and for the longest time I was just waiting for the Josefumi reveal so I could find out how much of a dick he had to have been for people to hate him
grizzled pilot
he was gonna betray kira fuck that guy
hazy crystal
but the important thing is that he didn't and he's sorry
viscid mountain
Why soft and wet doesn't have a copyright name?
ancient depot
i guess they just determined that it was safe enough
they've never changed speedwagon's name for example and thats a clear music reference too
hell, Dio is a music reference
hoary sun
i read that as josefumi was gonna fuck kira but that probably already happened tbh
hazy crystal
i was gonna say it was a totally platonic relationship
but the balls always touch so
light lion
Hold on
night urchin
Dude Josefumi and Kira had a kid together they're gay as shit
left flare
cool
hazy crystal
can't have kids together if you're gay though
but then again kakyoin and jotaro did it
grizzled pilot
can't have kids together if you're dead either
light lion
still kindle
ik im late but
kind owlBOT
@still kindle, Your Stand Power is now level 14 !
sly turret
I think you might be in the wrong chat
minor ore
fire force and dr stone are pretty good so far
I think you might be in the wrong chat
haha shit-
velvet heron
fire force fucking sucks
knotty mango
yup
rich hearth
light lion
Who tf is okuyasu in jojolion
safe breach
Jojolion is the most confusing part
out there
im just waiting for part 9 now.
Literally no central story to it.
queen fox
A story doesn't have to have a villain to be good, just because it doesn't follow the normal formula doesn't mean it's bad
safe breach
Not if it doesn't have a central storyline and is leading no where
safe breach
Central storyline as in centralized without it being completely twisting
analog ether
What does that even mean
minor ore
I mean it seems like there’s going to be a villain
What with the norisuke body bag and jobin out here killing people
analog ether
man with part 4 profile pic says story isn't centralized enough
kind owlBOT
@analog ether, Your Stand Power is now level 13 !
minor ore
Yeah jojolion feels like once it reveals its final villain that’s going to be the end
analog ether
AH MEAN IM JUST SAYIN'
queen fox
it's like Evangelion, the fights exist but are there to keep people interested in the mystery
minor ore
It’s not like the other parts where we know who the main villain is throughout the entire part
Sometimes i miss shitty simple part 3 stands
queen fox
eh
minor ore
Punch punch finger succ
queen fox
also Araki discovered Soft and Wet again
minor ore
I mean that one can change faces
queen fox
so can't wait for that
minor ore
Wym
queen fox
Araki is barely using stands recently
queen fox
likely because it's not needed
minor ore
The head doctors stand looks like it’s a humanoid one
But we still have a pretty decent chunk
I like how almost all minor villains in this part die
Do you think Kyo gonna die?
Or is this gonna be Josuke?
I mean Araki easily can kill off Josuke without ending Joestar’s bloodline due to Kyo being joestar.
I don’t think josuke is gonna die yet
queen fox
he is going to die for sure
minor ore
He could die by the end of the part
queen fox
Jojolion is a good part, if it gets animated it'll be amazing
minor ore
I mean like Josuke sacrifices himself to save Holly by using rokakaka
Or idk
And then he proves his existence to someone before disappearing
I mean isn’t that his motivation in recent chapters?
He told Ray that he wants to proof his existence
minor ore
Diego Brando’s grandson
Or you wanna imply that Satoru Akefu his son?
Imagine if part 8 gonna end with another universe reset
light lion
Wrong
minor ore
It was joke
light lion
I mean he could be
minor ore
Final villain is heaven ascended dio obviously
light lion
Final villain is actually emporio
light lion
Final villain is johnathons dog
minor ore
In part 7
minor ore
Johnny has a pet named Danny who is a mouse
light lion
Didnt the mouse kill nicholas
light lion
LMAO
kind owlBOT
@minor ore, Your Stand Power is now level 4 !
grizzled pilot
well to be fair
light lion
See johnathons dog never killed a man
analog skiff
Danny
grizzled pilot
we never find out if it was the samemouse or not
light lion
Remember when everyone thought emporio came back in the blue lagoon arc
light lion
Yes
minor ore
Because how you would explain Erina
light lion
Well no
Emporio could come back theoretically in part 9
And then that could be the plot of part 9
minor ore
light lion
He kinda looked like emporio
minor ore
He’s coming to tell him his theory about how SBR universe is part 6 reset universe and how josuke was supposed to go back in time
light lion
Maybe its a business trip
minor ore
Part 6 reset au is just universe where Pucci is straight
And everyone who survived reset transported to it
light lion
Boom
EZ
Although if Araki makes a part 9, I wonder what part he is gonna make an AU out of
But personally I hope its Part 2
minor ore
Or maybe it’s gonna set in future