jojolion

[tidal ocean]

wuh

[minor ore]

Doppio

[analog ether]

Yeah...nah

[outer belfry]

but she got it from a bite

[tidal ocean]

my sweet dop- yasuho

[minor ore]

please no

[brittle blade]

Tooru is not even a stand user and he's just trying to get back together with Yasuho

I kinda like this idea

[tidal ocean]

well

[minor ore]

tooru is arakis self insert

[inner yew]

He’s a stand user.

[tidal ocean]

araki might make us think that tooru is a stand user and some type of evil shit, but we think that araki wants to make us think like that, so we instead think that tooru is not a stand user, but araki actually wanted us to think this way

[inner yew]

That dramatic shot with Tooru and Josuke looking at each other

[warm leaf]

tooru is au rohan

[inner yew]

He is clearly meant to be an opposing force.

[outer belfry]

if tooru is just an innocent guy why tf is he being introduced

[minor ore]

Araki forgets and wipes tooru from existence

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Power is now level 4 !

[tidal ocean]

tsurugi

just wanted to remind that he exists

[minor ore]

Norisuke might get clapped soon

[outer belfry]

and the HD met him when the kid got crushed in a gate

[craggy belfry]

How could we forget hes the main villain, duh

[warm leaf]

how could i forget the main villain exists

[minor ore]

Why do most Villians share the spike design? Like the dude with vitamin C and Jobin and the doctor 🤡

[brittle blade]

WAIT A FUCKING SECOND

MAKING COLLISIONS

THE HEAD DOCTOR SLAMMED THE KIDS HEAD WITH THE GATE

[minor ore]

Yeah

[outer belfry]

yeah thats what i thought too

[warm leaf]

@minor ore its the rokakaka motif

[minor ore]

That kid wanted to pursue the head doctor

[warm leaf]

the fruit are spiked

[minor ore]

Oh yea since it has spikes

[tidal ocean]

that kid's name is dio.
-araki

[outer belfry]

i think it was because the gate was pulled toward tsurugi

[minor ore]

Turns out every higashikata is a descendant of dio

God poor tom was so nasty ngl

[graceful sedge]

Good lord this panel is terrifying

[tidal ocean]

tooru

is bizarre

[minor ore]

Toorururururu

tooru evil

tooru evil

[brittle blade]

he looks derpy

[minor ore]

Looks like a cool dude ngl

[tidal ocean]

tooru main villain
tooru main villain

[old marlin]

TOORURURURU

[minor ore]

(Sa)Tooru

Hes a cinnamon bun head ass

[tidal ocean]

also let's not forget what kind of cursed shit poor tom did

[old marlin]

He starts calling the Head Doctor

[warm leaf]

Tooru Kujo

[graceful sedge]

What if,

[minor ore]

Reminds me of kaato in the hair design

[graceful sedge]

Tooru isn't a stand user at all

[tidal ocean]

kaato best milf

[graceful sedge]

But becomes one

[minor ore]

Poor Tom was the head doctor

[graceful sedge]

And helps the gang

[minor ore]

Kaato has such a cool design

[tidal ocean]

yes

no

[minor ore]

Like the shady tarot card reader at a festival

Or a magician

[old marlin]

Kaato is wack..

[minor ore]

Valentine had that motive of a magician too 🤡

Aren’t they pursuing the head doctor because they think he has the rokakaka

[warm leaf]

yes they think he has the branch, which jobin actually has

[minor ore]

Why jojo characters be some dumb at times

[tidal ocean]

what if head doctor pursuits himself universe reset?

[minor ore]

And then oujiro stole it

And then 300 IQ

But he’s now dead

So jobin got it back?

[tidal ocean]

Norisuke

still dead

rip

[minor ore]

NOOOO

I don’t want him to die

[tidal ocean]

that's why he will die

[minor ore]

He’s the best dad in jojo so far

[tidal ocean]

he is epic

[minor ore]

I don’t want him dead ngl

[tidal ocean]

nobody wants him dead

[minor ore]

Such a good dude

Jobin is a bitch but i still love him

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Power is now level 6 !

[craggy belfry]

Now that you mention it it's really weird we're following an entire subplot on a guy who seems to be a huge key player despite the fact that their motive for it will end in a dead end

[warm leaf]

how does the head doctor know anyone is after him, he doesnt even have the thing theyre looking for so he wouldnt be expecting to be followed

[craggy belfry]

So I really wonder WHAT the resolution of this arc is going to be

[minor ore]

Having kids knowing they’ll get a disease that kills them ❌
Having kids knowing they’ll get a disease but also knowing you’ll lay down your life to cure them ✅

And kaato is a karen gone requiem 😳 she says she don’t want men to rule her and she’s coming to get her shit and break up the family

I’m so smart

[old marlin]

Aight so Johnathan Set his Fist aflame
Joseph let his hand be severed (not really)
Jotaro did a lot of things that hurt him
Josuke got hurt but usually not intentionally
Giorno.... arm...
Jolyne set herself on fire and did a few other things
Johnny uhhhhh
And now finally
Jousuke let himself be gunned down so he could get to the doctor

[warm leaf]

johnny shot himself

against civil war

[minor ore]

The doctor can’t be the main villain

It has to be jobin

I think it’s gonna be kaato and jobin teaming up

[cyan viper]

i just read chapter 90

[minor ore]

And tsurugi

[cyan viper]

what a face reveal

[minor ore]

Yea

[tidal ocean]

@cyan viper your next line will be "wtf"

[old marlin]

Its Jobin 😔

Hyst accept it already 😔

[minor ore]

I mean introducing an entirely new character we know nothing about and being like yup he’s the main villain

[tidal ocean]

beetles are the main villain.

[minor ore]

Wouldn’t be that good

I was hoping for kaato cause her stand is unique and the fight will be really interesting

Now that I think of it it’s just gonna be the family split up

[old marlin]

Calling Akefu the main villain is like calling Risotto the main villain

That's closer to the role the rock humans take in this story

[warm leaf]

I don't think the main villain would be not part of the higishikata family

[inner yew]

Unless this is Jojolion’s halfway point.

[minor ore]

Wait

I GOT IT

[inner yew]

Then it would be reasonable to introduce a main villain here.

[analog ether]

Yeah, genuine question.

[minor ore]

THERE IS NO MAIN VILLAIN

[tidal ocean]

bruh

[minor ore]

Jobin and norisuke dissolve their differences

We see norisuke is dead because he killed himself to cure tsurugi!

They all get along happily ever after

Why is Tsurugi cross dressing when it ain’t helping

[fallow nexus]

Jobin goes to jail for money laundering

[tidal ocean]

they won't live happily after norisuke dies lol

[minor ore]

He’s come to like it I guess?

[analog ether]

Did any other character ever have an introduction as big as this?

[minor ore]

Gappy becomes the head of the family maybe

[inner yew]

Tradition

[fading cove]

every story has a villain

[old marlin]

Not really

@LPC

[tidal ocean]

well

[inner yew]

I’d be content if was big bad

[old marlin]

Ofc every antagonistic character has this kind of reveal

[minor ore]

His introduction wasn’t as epic as kaato

[cyan viper]

Gappy makes the family cursed if he becomes the head of it

[old marlin]

Kaato's intro is shot like a tv drama

[tidal ocean]

So we can all agree that the best introduction ever in all parts of JoJo is Jobin's? ok.

[analog ether]

Right, so, it really should be obvious who's the main villain as of now

[fallow nexus]

We still don't know the name of kaato's stand

[minor ore]

Gappy is a curse like nothing would have happened if he didn’t join the family

[analog ether]

(eh its jobin)

[fading cove]

gappy just indirectly bullys joshu

he steals his girl and his bedroom

in the same day

[warm leaf]

is it true araki said jojolion is "ending soon"? it doesnt feel like it, even though we're only 5 chapters away until surpassing sbr's length

[old marlin]

I'm so glad that people get that Jobin is the main villain

[analog ether]

That's rough buddy

Araki did say he wanted to wrap it up, and that was about a year ago

[tidal ocean]

@warm leaf well 10-20 chapters of SBR was weekly dont forget that

[fading cove]

oda said one piece would be ending soon too

[cyan viper]

now we wait another month

[inner yew]

When did he say its ending?

[analog ether]

Interview, I'll pull it up

[inner yew]

The only clue we have to that is the fact that the fruit harvest timer is near its end

[tidal ocean]

when we saw tsurugi with norisuke

iirc 13 minutes left

You talking mad shit for someone in nut distance
-joshu

[fading cove]

hell yeah

[old marlin]

Unscrews Brain

Oh wait

[tidal ocean]

If I'm being ultra honest

higashikata family is mega useless

[old marlin]

Sorry Khris but we cant have jojokes in here....

[inner yew]

They’re just a setting

[tidal ocean]

except for some obvious characters

[inner yew]

Joubin is the bearer of usefulness

Everyone else is comic relief

[old marlin]

Imagine if the Higashikata were more like the Zoldycks

[inner yew]

You mean trapped in a terrible manga?

[fading cove]

no

[warm leaf]

I just want more joshu

[fading cove]

hxh is amazing

why you hate

[old marlin]

You're gonna GET more Joshu

We literally JUST got more Joshu

[inner yew]

Great up until end of Chimera Ant

[old marlin]

More Joshu than I ever could have imagined

[inner yew]

then it became insultingly bad

[old marlin]

Still so happy Speed King had the ability explanation

RIP the boy Ojirou tho

[tidal ocean]

well

Ojiro's death was quick

[fading cove]

rip kyo

[tidal ocean]

getting re-introduced and dying immeaditely

[fading cove]

forgotten by araki

[tidal ocean]

still, His death was so epic I forgive him

[stark fossil]

I haven't caught up yet but I saw the head doctor face and bruh

[tidal ocean]

bruh

[warm leaf]

I can't bellieve ojiro came back before kyo

[analog ether]

Ojiro is the Magenta Magenta of part 8

came back for 2 chapters

[tidal ocean]

and the worst shit happened

[stark fossil]

I had no idea Araki stopped drawing nose lines bruh

[old marlin]

God I remember the 5 minutes where I legitimately thought Ojirou killed Tsurugi and Jobin like nothingv

[tidal ocean]

Well

[old marlin]

Those kind of moments remind me why Jojolion is amazing

[tidal ocean]

that was some development for tsurugi's stand i guess

[old marlin]

FOR TSURUGI AND JOBIN

It was amazing

[inner yew]

Ya think when Joubin was “planning” he was really just thinking about how he had to kill some random people

[old marlin]

Ojirou was not wasted at all

[tidal ocean]

Speed King is so gooooooooooooood

it's literally just heat

but it's amazing

[heavy grove]

Almost every jojolion stand is amazing

[old marlin]

Yes

This is fact

[warm leaf]

didn't the stats page say speed king had more to his ability

[tidal ocean]

jobin is badass
dont kill me for my opinion

[inner yew]

Joubin is the best character in JJL

next to Tsurugi

[heavy grove]

Actuallu

[analog ether]

Jobin needs more power.

[heavy grove]

Joshu is the best character in jjl

[tidal ocean]

[heavy grove]

[tidal ocean]

I read some youtube comments about joshu being shit......

[brittle blade]

Rai had a birthday

[analog ether]

They haven't read the part, I can mega guarantee that

[heavy grove]

They have bad opinions @tidal ocean

[brittle blade]

in the brainstorm arc he was 31 but he is 32 now

[old marlin]

Unironically Jobin is one of the better characters in Jojo

[heavy grove]

Yeah

[tidal ocean]

can you consider joshu as a "jobro"

[brittle blade]

Joshu is a well written asshole

[tidal ocean]

yes

[heavy grove]

Joshu is a well written god

What a gamer

[warm leaf]

joshu isnt a jobro, hes a jojo

the true main character

[heavy grove]

Hes above jojo level

[tidal ocean]

johnny depp

[analog ether]

nah he's just jo

[heavy grove]

No hes jojo

His nickname couldve been jojo

[analog ether]

No

[heavy grove]

Yes

[tidal ocean]

Norisuke is Josuke

[heavy grove]

It couldve

[analog ether]

Prove it

[old marlin]

Bruh fuck it Joshu's name is .

[heavy grove]

Is josuke a jojo?

Part 4 and 8

[analog ether]

Yes

[tidal ocean]

gappy

[heavy grove]

Exactly

Higashikata

[analog ether]

No

Suke

I'ts the SUKE

[tidal ocean]

norisuke is josuke

SUKE

[warm leaf]

suke is jo

[heavy grove]

[tidal ocean]

you can read suke's kanji as "dio brando"

[heavy grove]

[green nacelle]

all this fuss

[tidal ocean]

✅ now we finally have something related to dio

[analog ether]

Foolishness, Josuke, Foolishness

[warm leaf]

we waited a month to see that ugly mug

[tidal ocean]

worth it

[heavy grove]

Hes hot

[analog ether]

Technically we waited 6

[tidal ocean]

rai was in this chapter

[kind owl]

@analog ether, Your Stand Power is now level 8 !

[heavy grove]

[brittle blade]

The fact that I go out into the rain without an umbrella SHOWS MY RESOLVE

[tidal ocean]

YES IT DOES

[brittle blade]

Josuke pulled a Mista

[tidal ocean]

RESOLVE

[heavy grove]

Josuke couldve just put bubbles above his head like last chapter

[tidal ocean]

I'm excited for jojolion ost

bruh see you guys in 2029

[heavy grove]

Nah

[old marlin]

Why does everyone assume Higashikata has a Jo in it

Where did that misinfo come from

Because even I believed it at one point

[heavy grove]

Jjl anime wont be until around 2045 probably

[tidal ocean]

damnnnnnnnnnn

[analog ether]

Probably Woolie

[tidal ocean]

time to magenta magenta myself bye

[heavy grove]

😔

[green nacelle]

We'll be senior citizens by part 7 anime lol

[tidal ocean]

wake me up in 2045 😔

[heavy grove]

Time to knock myself into a coma

[analog ether]

It's 2045, JJL is coming out tomorrow guys#

[heavy grove]

see you guys when the part 8 anime comes out

[old marlin]

YOOO

LETS GOOOO

[heavy grove]

Yo i just woke up

[tidal ocean]

part 6 is confirmed

finally

[kind owl]

@tidal ocean, Your Stand Power is now level 22 !

[analog ether]

Part 6 is FINISHED

[heavy grove]

Part 7 is finished

[tidal ocean]

part 9 never

[heavy grove]

Parr 8 is almost done

[old marlin]

I'd watch Jousuke beat a woman with a shovel with my child

[heavy grove]

Anime

[warm leaf]

part 8 anime begins same day part 8 manga finally finishes

[heavy grove]

I cant believe it

Iwasuke is the main villain

[heavy grove]

I knew it

[minor ore]

Is it bad that i expected Akefu to look more like a normal person?

[heavy grove]

Yes

[old marlin]

NEW CHAPTER OF PART 9 COMES OUT TOMMOROW
2045

[tidal ocean]

"iwasuke is the main villain"
at least put a spoiler tag... 😔

[fallow nexus]

Iwasuke caused the bite marks

[heavy grove]

Hahaha get spoiled nerd

Iwasuke kills josuke again

Since he dies in chapter 90

[green nacelle]

lmao

[heavy grove]

Iwasuke is the one who killed norisuke

[analog ether]

The fact that invisible zombie jesus was even CONSIDERED an unironic theory proves that part 8 is the best part

[warm leaf]

josuke was named after a dog tho, so the new parallel is the main villain will be named after iwasuke

[heavy grove]

Josuke reincarnates into a dog

[tidal ocean]

[old marlin]

@tidal ocean please refrain from spoiling future parts in here 😡

[heavy grove]

And him and iwasyke fight

[fallow nexus]

The HD is Iwasuke's stand

[analog ether]

please say syke

[fallow nexus]

Iwasyke

[tidal ocean]

bruh I'm leaving this chat too many spoilers even when I'm caught up 😔

[heavy grove]

The entire organization is iwasukes stand

[tidal ocean]

how dare you spoil me that iwasuke is main villain bro..........

[old marlin]

Lowkey tho Tsurugi as head doctor theory still kinda slaps

[warm leaf]

every antagonist in the part are all paper moon illusions

[kind owl]

@warm leaf, Your Stand Power is now level 5 !

[green nacelle]

Was kinda fun seeing Apple and Huawei mentioned, like Araki is saying hey kids I'm relevant hah

[heavy grove]

Tsurugi is a paper moon king illusion

[fallow nexus]

This chapter was sponsored by Apple™

[brittle blade]

every character in jojolion is a paper moon king illusion and Tsurugi is actually making a theatre for himself

[tidal ocean]

talking about PMK

the thing with ojiro was amazing

[old marlin]

Wow like

[heavy grove]

Every character in jojos is a paper moon king illusion

[old marlin]

Every Stand in this part follows some theme

[tidal ocean]

YOU are a paper moon king illusion

yes, you

[heavy grove]

Oh god oh fuck

[old marlin]

Like King Nothing and Paisley Park are about finding the Truth and shit

[tidal ocean]

GER in part 8 then?

truth

[heavy grove]

Guys

I have a theory

[tidal ocean]

remember when we thought king crimson would be in part 8
yeah good times

[heavy grove]

In the end of jojolion

[old marlin]

It ends

DUDE

YOOO

[tidal ocean]

.......... what's with the spoilers today

[heavy grove]

Josuke hets hit on the head, and wakes up in the ground

And it starts over

It will never end

Jojolion is eternal

[tidal ocean]

Josuke be like "I feel like I woke up from the longest dream ever"
pls get the reference

[icy bluff]

Yooooooo!

[minor ore]

Goes to part 4

[heavy grove]

And it araku just releases the same chapters again

And when it gets to the end again

It resets a 2nd time

And josuke is back in the ground

[warm leaf]

don't give him ideas

he's watching

[tidal ocean]

araki reads this chat

sorry I had to

say this fact

[heavy grove]

araki you know what to do

[tidal ocean]

Norisuke is officially deceased

[green nacelle]

Speed King is like the new Killer Queen terror and I love it, do not touch anything, even a pencil

[tidal ocean]

@brittle blade wtf color that fast?

[old marlin]

YOOOOOOO NEW THEORY TOORU'S STAND CREATES TIME LOOPS

BRUUUHH OMG BRUHHH

[heavy grove]

😳

[brittle blade]

It's a fan edit

[icy bluff]

The coloring isn’t bad.

[tidal ocean]

@green nacelle that "panel" is amazing

[brittle blade]

but still it looks cool

[old marlin]

Yo how did people already color it

[tidal ocean]

Anyone else expecting rai to be different color

[old marlin]

They work so fast

[heavy grove]

Rai is a thicc boi

Hes wide

[icy bluff]

Ye

[heavy grove]

[warm leaf]

I wanted rai's hat to be green so he'd look like kyle from south park

[old marlin]

Rai's already a loser

[brittle blade]

lmao

[heavy grove]

Bad take

[tidal ocean]

bruh

[heavy grove]

Rai is a gamer

[brittle blade]

Rai got jailed

[icy bluff]

Aye are you guys sure that Tooru is working for the doctor as an antagonist? It kinda seems like he’s ignorant about the head doctor’s real intentions.

[fallow nexus]

Character that can unravel themself goes to jail

[kind owl]

@fallow nexus, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !

[old marlin]

Idk maybe

[green nacelle]

Tooru has been so overly suspicious with the way he talks about everything lol Or a gigantic red herring

[kind owl]

@green nacelle, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !

[tidal ocean]

Rai is jolyne au

[old marlin]

@fallow nexus YOOO

[fallow nexus]

Is Rai AU Jolyne

[tidal ocean]

prison funny joke

yes

[fallow nexus]

Rai is AU Jolyne, Rohan and every other character

[minor ore]

I heard the doc got revealed

[analog ether]

Fr, why does toru talk like an edgy poet

[icy bluff]

Lol

[tidal ocean]

lol

to STEAL yasuho's heart

[old marlin]

Tooru is a cuck

He wants the head doctor to fuck her

[tidal ocean]

tooru is SCREWED if joshu finds about him

[fallow nexus]

Final fight is actually Josuke vs Joshuu vs Tooru

[analog ether]

Toru turns out to be a nice guy, and Joshu still beats him up anyway

NEVER GETTING REDEEMED

[old marlin]

Scum like you.... DONT DESERVE A SECOND CHANCE

[knotty mango]

@tidal ocean i get it screws

[tidal ocean]

@knotty mango I tried

[analog ether]

NUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUTNUT

[tidal ocean]

what's the best stand cry in JJL

speeyah?

[fallow nexus]

We don't really have many stand cries

[tidal ocean]

yeah rip

[minor ore]

the best stand cry is joshu's

[tidal ocean]

wryy and ora ora is not new

[analog ether]

Speeeeeeyaaaa and ORA ORA ORA ARA ORA

althougth that "ara" thing got dropped, didn't it?

[tidal ocean]

what

[fallow nexus]

S&W cry has some Ara instead of Ora

[analog ether]

Josuke's ORA ORA used to occasonally have an ARA cry thrown in it
But he hasn't done that in a long time

[tidal ocean]

how the hell did i not notice that

[green nacelle]

it's very subtle

[hoary verge]

new chapter out?

[tidal ocean]

yes

[minor ore]

yes

[tidal ocean]

90

check pinned message

[hoary verge]

ohoho

[fallow nexus]

What happened to the washed up baby?

[old marlin]

UBASHAAAAAA

[minor ore]

Bruh the head doctor looks so weird

[old marlin]

You're just homophobic...

[minor ore]

Bruh

[tidal ocean]

Hey Ya

[minor ore]

I hope head doctor isn't end villain

[tidal ocean]

he's not.

[minor ore]

Kato or tsurugi

[tidal ocean]

J0BIN IS

[minor ore]

No

[hoary verge]

Tsurugi is like a year old

[minor ore]

Daga kotawaru

[fallow nexus]

I think the final battle will be something like part 4

[old marlin]

Its gonna be Jobin

[hoary verge]

Wrong

[tidal ocean]

well

[hoary verge]

It's Gappy's 3rd ball

[old marlin]

In fact

[fallow nexus]

So Jobin + kaato and maybe tsurugi

[old marlin]

It already is Jobin

[minor ore]

Frick jobin

Kato

[knotty mango]

sure buddu

[minor ore]

Main villain kato

I'm Kato gang

[hoary verge]

Jobin's just a rival
He doesn't really have Main Bad potential

[minor ore]

Kato gang Kato gang

[winter escarp]

Best of both worlds Caato, Jobin and Head Doctor are all the main villains

[minor ore]

No

[fallow nexus]

Jobin had the main villain speech

[minor ore]

Kato and tsurugi

[hoary verge]

Many characters had the speech dude

[kind owl]

@hoary verge, Your Stand Power is now level 3 !

[fallow nexus]

Everyone is the main villain

[heavy grove]

I already know who the main villain is

[minor ore]

The true main villain is kira

[heavy grove]

Its iwasuke

The dog

[hoary verge]

Iwasuke is a good boy

[warm leaf]

the "everyday is summer vacation" thing is the only trait of jobin's that feels like a main villain

[minor ore]

Maybe the true villain was the friends we made along the way

[heavy grove]

Hes worst boy

[fallow nexus]

Iwasuke (that's the dog)

[heavy grove]

2nd worst boy

Koichi exists

Koichi is the worst

[minor ore]

Joshu is main villain

[heavy grove]

Wrong

[minor ore]

Nut king call joins the good guys

Because he's an epic gamer stand

[heavy grove]

Fr tho jojolion doesnt need a main villain

[fallow nexus]

SK is similar to OG Killer Queen

[warm leaf]

i'm glad we got yasuho, imagine if we got a 2nd koichi instead

[minor ore]

Speed king is gruesome

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Power is now level 2 !

[heavy grove]

Id hate jojolion @warm leaf

[minor ore]

But we don't know about kato's srand

[heavy grove]

If that were true

[tidal ocean]

Speed king is amazinnggggggggggggggggggggggg

[fallow nexus]

Araki confirmed Duwang Gang 2 for part 9

[minor ore]

And kato's stand doesn't have a name which means it could be important

Like its name could be Queen

Simple

[fallow nexus]

It's only Koichi

[heavy grove]

[minor ore]

Opposing the higashikata king stand names

[green nacelle]

King Nothing was neat

[warm leaf]

what if speed king has no limit and jojolion ends with jobin heating someone up to the temperature of the sun and it obliterates the earth

[tidal ocean]

all jokes aside I don't expect anything that will fuck up the planet anymore

[heavy grove]

I also dont expect anymore main villain stands relating to time

[tidal ocean]

well

yeah

enough of that

[old marlin]

Fuck it

Speed King heats up Time to make it go faster

[heavy grove]

I dont think thats how it works

[tidal ocean]

Speed King is the best stand in JJL.

[heavy grove]

Arguable

[minor ore]

We need a time/space manipulating gimmic

[warm leaf]

heat is just particles moving fast. speed king's actual ability is to make things speed up

so he speeds up time

[tidal ocean]

every day is a heaven

vacation

[fallow nexus]

Kato's stand sorta manipulates space

[kind owl]

@fallow nexus, Your Stand Power is now level 2 !

[tidal ocean]

[minor ore]

The world,killer Queen,king crimson, c moon and made in heaven,D4C and the world diego

All main villain stands

All controlling matter or time

I don't think jojolion will break this

[hoary verge]

Speeding things up doesn't always mean time

[heavy grove]

I dont want another time stand

[minor ore]

I do

I want a space stand

Like D4C

[heavy grove]

What Would it even be

[minor ore]

Kato's stand

[heavy grove]

We have a lot of time stands already

[minor ore]

It manipulates space

[hoary verge]

[ALL HEAVEN BROKE LOOSE] definitely isn't my main contender lmao

[fallow nexus]

[Space Oddity]

[warm leaf]

d4c is a time stand, it brings you to different timelines

[minor ore]

It also manipulates space though

Part 7 had 3 time stands then

Bruh

[hoary verge]

It's more spatial rather than time

[heavy grove]

D4c brings you to different dimensions

[manic anvil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/573954408832827423/623952103999668259/image0.jpg

[fallow nexus]

A minor villain with a time stand

[green nacelle]

Yeah the space time novelty wore off, everyone is pretty used to it

[hoary verge]

Holy shit

[manic anvil]

just noticed it

[fallow nexus]

Wtf!

[minor ore]

Ooof

[hoary verge]

Holy shit

[knotty mango]

WELCOME TO THE

[fallow nexus]

DMQ is part of the lore now

[warm leaf]

Dead Man's Questions was just jojolion spoilers all along

[fallow nexus]

Eggs

[manic anvil]

we never new

[heavy grove]

Akefu is just a ghost

Which is why he can teleport

Abd nove so fast

[fallow nexus]

Araki never forgot

[heavy grove]

[hoary verge]

Wait don't ghosts lose their limbs if they touch someone?

[manic anvil]

yep

[heavy grove]

Araki doesn't forget

[hoary verge]

He's touching the shoulder he's not a ghost

[fallow nexus]

Araki does not failforget

[manic anvil]

ex ghost

[hoary verge]

Plus normal people can see him

ex gho- wh

[heavy grove]

He comes back to life

Abd turns into part 8 kira

[hoary verge]

I hope Gappy gets King Crimson

[heavy grove]

How

[hoary verge]

Hell if I know lmao

[heavy grove]

Its jojolion so you never know

[manic anvil]

nah gappy gets killer queen

[heavy grove]

Anything could happen

[fallow nexus]

Iwasuke can give stands

[hoary verge]

I just want my friend who loves King Crimson to see KC in the SBRVerse

[heavy grove]

he is AU pucci

[fallow nexus]

by biting people

Kyo's doing a great impression of Waldo so far

[manic anvil]

that explains the bite mark stands

[heavy grove]

Kyo is my dad

Since she disappeared

[old marlin]

I am your Dad

[minor ore]

Rip kyo and karera

[manic anvil]

who ?

[kind owl]

@manic anvil, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !

[green nacelle]

Jobin is everyone’s dad

[heavy grove]

Father i crave sustenance

[fallow nexus]

I want more Walking Heart

[tidal ocean]

sorry

but no

you must accept this fact

[manic anvil]

jobin the god father

[tidal ocean]

no more higashikata family stands

(except for epic members)

[manic anvil]

joshu is epic the others

[heavy grove]

Norisuke dies and comes back to life and gets made in heaven 2: electric boogaloo

[manic anvil]

meh

[fallow nexus]

Norisuke's death is just a PMK illusion

[tidal ocean]

hopefully

wouldn't be surprised after that shit with ojiro

[manic anvil]

norisuke gets the stand belt to wip tsurugi

ass

[tidal ocean]

Whenever someone mentions tsurugi or his stand

the first thing that comes to my mind is aisho

BUS

[sly turret]

jobin bus

[fallow nexus]

🚶🚌

[tidal ocean]

I was fucking scared after seeing jobin there

and......... 🚌

[brittle blade]

I want adult Tsurugi in part 9

[fallow nexus]

Best fight ending don't at me

[sly turret]

Why aren't there any Jobin emotes

[tidal ocean]

🚌

we also had only 1 rai emote i suggested this

well JJL has like 10 emotes

rip

[warm leaf]

we need an emote for each of the higishikatas

[tidal ocean]

This weekend

[tidal ocean]

I will make a hunt for potential emotes

searching every single chapter

[manic anvil]

we will make a crusade

[fallow nexus]

There's the "Jobin wants to lick your eyeball" face

[tidal ocean]

let's all try and find some epic emote material in this weekend

[brittle blade]

Josuke is the ultimate I want to speak to the manager mom

[tidal ocean]

@fallow nexus

[fallow nexus]

Yeah, that one is epic

[manic anvil]

[green nacelle]

Jobin rarri

[brittle blade]

rarrivederci

[manic anvil]

and this one ?

[fallow nexus]

[old marlin]

Mans is going through a hard time

[brittle blade]

his mom found the poopsock

[green nacelle]

lmao perfect

[old marlin]

Jobin would probably collect his ass hairs

[brittle blade]

Maybe the part will end next year

[tidal ocean]

no

I can't accept this

not this fast

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[brittle blade]

but my tip is in the first half of 2021

[manic anvil]

i think jojolion is gonna be 115 chapters long

[winter escarp]

This theory might not be too far fetched https://old.reddit.com/r/StardustCrusaders/comments/d62crd/what_if/

[manic anvil]

http://i.imgur.com/EE4FdUR.png

[kind owl]

@manic anvil, Your Stand Power is now level 2 !

[manic anvil]

this one is cool too

[winter escarp]

yo that sounds pretty cool

and unique too

if Tooru ends up having green hair in the coloring then the theory is not too far fetched

[outer belfry]

why do they have different stands

would tsurugi's stand evolve? maybe the rokakaka changes his stand

[winter escarp]

What if Paper Moon King evolves into Satoru's stand so that instead of changing the faces of people, your perspective changes, so you're not actually chasing the Head Doctor he is just toying with you and you've been in the same place all this time

[outer belfry]

also satoru is a rock human

[warm leaf]

paper moon hasn't had a physical appearance yet, it's just been a raw ability activated when tsurugi makes origami, it's possible satoru's stand is the actual way tsurugi's stand looks

[outer belfry]

tsurugi isn't and I don't think tooru is either

[daring lily]

PMK already changes perspective

[winter escarp]

but not on a grand worldwide scale

it only changes people's faces as far as we know

[outer belfry]

no

[daring lily]

it can make you see anything

[warm leaf]

it made a bus look like jobin

[winter escarp]

oh

i guess i forgot that

[outer belfry]

and it changed origami into leaves

wait no

the other way around

[daring lily]

it made it look like jobin and tsurugi were horribly damaged

as far as we know, we haven't seen the full extent of the ability

[hidden ruin]

That chapter was p nice

[odd monolith]

It makes the rain sound like josuke

[tidal ocean]

once again

[tidal ocean]

Shut up Jobin

[golden obsidian]

these warnings all come after the gore

[minor ore]

I swear I read 89 and I was freaking out

[quasi raft]

I really like the Tsurugi Tooru Doctor theory

Although I have my doubts

The Head Doctor has that certain big villain feel to me

But Joubin got the build up

[queen fox]

Jobin giving some brotherly love

[supple totem]

No

[carmine quarry]

was the main villan revealed?

[sharp mauve]

no not really

[fallen trellis]

Not yet

[carmine quarry]

villain*

h

cause there is a new chapter

[fallen trellis]

But a possible main villain's face was revealed

[stark fossil]

Ooooooooooooo araki why are your chapters so SHORT

[sharp mauve]

yeah thats what im saying

like wtf lol

a month

[stark fossil]

This arc is fantastic for being able to guess what the characters are gonna do

[minor ore]

Wow the head doctor is an ugly ass mf ☠

[stark fossil]

Sorry I haven't read previous messages

[sharp mauve]

hes old

[stark fossil]

Head Doctor, dare I say it, possibly more attractive than Joshu

[daring lily]

I can't tell if those things on his eyes are eyelashes or piercings

[kind owl]

@daring lily, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !

[sharp mauve]

i thought they were piercings but idk lol

the people at the hospital are very weird looking

[minor ore]

I'm scared of what's gonna happen to Yasuho

She could be in plenty of danger

[small hornet]

my man josuke

[minor ore]

The hairstyle reminds me of Wekapipo

[pastel adder]

Could head doctor end up being main antagonist?

He’s getting hyped up pretty hard

[west zealot]

I mean he's got a pretty fukt stand to be fair

[minor ore]

Idk what to think of Tooru

He seems friendly

[pastel adder]

nah I think tooru is still suspicious

[minor ore]

He's just minding his own bussiness so far

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Power is now level 2 !

[minor ore]

Helping out yasuho

[viscid mountain]

So the reason the head doctor kept his face hidden is because he has a monocle and that it's the best way to know someone is a bad guy.

[supple totem]

Yea torru is on the headocters side

In the first chapters when we saw the head docter and rai josuke and yasuo were chasing him

Tooru somehow knew that they were looking for the head docter

[odd monolith]

@viscid mountain lmfao

okay so:

1. absolutely fuck Tooru and his yee-yee ass fuccboi haircut and steal-yo-girl personality
2. Why wouldn't the rain keep attacking until after Jousuke was like DEAD dead?
3. My theory about the pursuit stand being Tooru's has weakened a little bit but it's still there

[kind owl]

@odd monolith, Your Stand Power is now level 2 !

[odd monolith]

that was also a long-ass chapter bless u araki

[viscid mountain]

I think the pursuit stand can only do one "impact" at a time with the intend to stop the people pursuing the doctor so when Gappy lost consciousness and stop the pursuit then the stand stop. That might be his weakness.

[odd monolith]

hmmmb

well, I still def. think it's Tooru's and he's a subordinate to the HD

[viscid mountain]

Yup or could be the other way around and tooru be the actual big bad of this arc who knows

[inner yew]

The rain only hurts Josuke until his “will to pursue” is gone, aka, unconsciousness

[odd monolith]

@inner yew that makes sense.

Somebody on 4chan raised a pretty good point: why is that photo of head doctor not erased like every other photo of him?

Kind of tosses the image deletion/identity deletion theory in the garbage

Unless, however, Tooru and head doctor are working so closely together that it's a red herring to yashuo and he willingly didn't delete that photo

[inner yew]

It is strange Tooru had the photo...

and would show it to her

It makes me think maybe Tooru and HD are two different people, and Tooru maybe doesn’t care about HD’s plans so long as he gets Yasuho.

[viscid mountain]

What if that is somehow what activated the attack on Mamezuku and josuke since that part was before it started raining

[inner yew]

Oh interesting

Well the rain itself wasn’t summoned by Akefu nor their pursuit

It was just a terrible coincidence they initiated the will to pursue when it started raining

[kind owl]

@inner yew, Your Stand Power is now level 4 !

[minor ore]

• spoiler * ||y’all have you seen the head doctor’s face?||

[ocean mirage]

soon, i think

[minor ore]

Not soon

It came out

[inner yew]

What if the photo Tooru showed was... dare I say... DOCTORED?

[ocean mirage]

wait the new chapter is out?

[minor ore]

Ye

[ocean mirage]

oh shit

wekapipo is the head doctor

the new rokakaka looks like the steel ball

so the head doctor power is spinning the rokakaka

i've got it figured out

[minor ore]

Ngl my headcanon is that head doctor is a relative of wekapipo

the head doctor is johnny

[ocean mirage]

dude, what if he's from the zeppeli family

[kind owl]

@ocean mirage, Your Stand Power is now level 7 !

[minor ore]

the head doctor is joshu, joshu is just in disguise as a teenage boy

[ocean mirage]

oh damn

i'd thought that joshu as the main villain is just a meme

it's becoming the truth

[final hawk]

[strange void]

Wait wekapipo is still in part 8

[final hawk]

yes

[vale estuary]

wait what

how

i dont remember seeing him

[final hawk]

i'm just joking xd

[vale estuary]

oh me smalll brain

[pliant sail]

im almost totally caught up

tfw so close to being beyond spoilers entirely

no more skirting around

[sharp mauve]

I didn't join this server until I was caught up lol

[pliant sail]

i like to live dangerously

[minor ore]

Oh my friend you do not know what you say

I don’t want to wait every month for a new chapter

I don’t want to be caught up I want there to be moooore 😫

[lost slate]

New chapter is cool

[minor ore]

We got a face reveal

[pliant sail]

@minor ore what do we keep our eyes on for new chapters?

Like for Dragon Ball Super you can read 'em on the Viz website

I know JoJo doesn't have any official English translations beyond Part 4 right now

but I assume there's a site that uploads the fan translations once they're available

[minor ore]

Mangadex

[pliant sail]

righteous

thnx

[minor ore]

And this chat will keep you alert on when a new chapter comes out

No problem

I got lucky on the timing I just finished chapter 89 yesterday

[lucid fiber]

https://hiwamatanoboru.com/ these are the folks what do it

[craggy valve]

it feels great to almost be caught up finally

but at the same time it kinda sucks waiting a month for a chapter but oh well

[left flare]

gappy good

[fading cove]

gappy is what full japanese giorno would be

[minor ore]

Here’s the thing

[craggy valve]

gappy is my second favorite jojo

[minor ore]

Gappy does not give a shit

Give him fiber give him laxatives it does not matter he will not give a shit

He ran right out into the rain and got scuffed immediately

But it worked out in his favor

Gappy is the man every man wishes to be

[final hawk]

that speech he gave before getting out of the car ||is seriously raising some death flags for me||

[boreal hawk]

If jojolion takes place in 2011...

Then how is Johnny in it

[keen coral]

He's very old

[minor ore]

Jesus

Gave him life

[odd monolith]

@final hawk oh c'mon

[grizzled pilot]

gappy cant die!!!!! whos gonna be the protag of part 9

[odd monolith]

araki

[grizzled pilot]

epic

[odd monolith]

epic for the win

srsly though long chapter great chapter, so fuckin hype for next month

how far along are we, realistically?

60%?

[minor ore]

more than that

[odd monolith]

think so?

[lucid fiber]

Definitely

[fading cove]

i think we are at the last arc before the climax starts

[scenic plume]

um

[viscid mountain]

Paisley Park still cutest stand

[lucid fiber]

GIRL ON THE SEESAW IS LAUGHING FOR LOVE IS THE COLOR THIS PLACE IMPARTS

ADMISSION IS EASY JUST SAY YOU BELIEVE AND COME TO THIS PLACE IN YOUR HEART

PAISLEY PARK IS IN

YOUR

HEART

[green nacelle]

GPS Park

Siri

[viscid mountain]

Remember to hug your security camera

[scenic plume]

oi

[old marlin]

@grizzled pilot g word lol

[minor ore]

jojo no kimyou na bouken

[robust ibex]

if gps park becomes the localized name for paisley park i wouldnt even be mad

but its totally gonna be something else

[minor ore]

thicc Paisley park

didn't Josuke get out of the car because if he happened to faint, the pursuit trigger would turn off?

[real ferry]

@minor ore I think he got out of the car because he would be rushed to the hospital

[minor ore]

yeah, that too

[real ferry]

And knew that Rai would be safe to come out for interrogation because the trigger moved solely onto Josuke

Fuck, this chapter and the last one

The art style is just

So gorgeous

[minor ore]

I swear Tooru was so creepy in this chapter

he felt like "oh, yeah, I am friendly and want to help you, now look at this so you know you're fucked up"

[real ferry]

https://mangadex.org/data/93333bb1d9d7400a459e8ae075bc32ec/F23.png

I really expected him to say something sinister in a sudden twist

Especially after seeing that

[viral trench]

God I really need to catch up to JJL

[real ferry]

Ya dawg

[stark fossil]

That rain could have gone through his brain

Pretty risky

[real ferry]

He would've been forced to come out either way it seems like, unless he had attacked those policemen

While he could've plundered some of their oxygen to knock them out je would stull be unavle to get close to the Head Doctor. Being taken there may be his best shot.

[lucid fiber]

What if there's some shit like he has two of every part of the brain and it only went through one of each so he has a full brain still but lost something or something

[minor ore]

What if Tsurugi = Tooru = HD is true

And Mitsuba is with HD because its Tsurugi actually

[stark fossil]

@lucid fiber good headcanon

Finally a canonical explanation for how a Joestar is ridiculously smart

[viral trench]

Finally about to catch up to JJL since I have the chance

[minor ore]

Have fun

[hard copper]

Jojolion villain

[winter escarp]

Now here's a little lesson in trickery

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Power is now level 2 !

[grizzled pilot]

@old marlin

[brittle blade]

Araki is on a high point

his art is good, the story is progressing

I just wish I wouldn't have to wait a month every time

I can only imagine starting part 9 and like waitng a decade beofore it finishes

[lucid fiber]

On the other hand it's weird to think there could be a new part of JoJo within the next couple years

Part 8 has been The Current Part for so long it's like

All I've ever known

He has assistants like most mangakas yeah

Dunno what the ratio is

Part of it's just that Ultra Jump is a monthly mag

[minor ore]

We've been getting less pages now

[lucid fiber]

As opposed to Shonen Jump which is weekly which still blows my mind a little

I read a lot of western comics too so monthly stuff is way more normal to me

[minor ore]

i like how rai is just "nah im not gonna get out of car"

idk josuke's talk

kinda gives me some death flags for him

he even says

"that is the only proof of my existence"

[violet coral]

OH SHIIIT WE FINALLY SAW THE HEAD DOCTORS FACE!

[minor ore]

Akefu's

[violet coral]

I want it to be Akefu's but it could very well be toorus

[kind owl]

@violet coral, Your Stand Power is now level 8 !

[minor ore]

In volume relase it's stated that it's his

[violet coral]

If kira had this stand part 4 would never end

Or really any main villain

What do you think the photo of head doctor with mistuba means

[lucid fiber]

She's met directly with him before but it was removed from her brain by exchange

Just like what happened with Holly's brain I bet

I could totally be wrong but it sounds like JoJo right

[minor ore]

She said she knows him

[lucid fiber]

Damn

[violet coral]

We know that she frequents the hospital so it's not that far off

[lucid fiber]

I mean

I frequent a hospital

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Power is now level 3 !

[lucid fiber]

And I've never met the head doctor

[lucid fiber]

Ah yeah

[violet coral]

We can rule out affair

Cause no

[minor ore]

np

[lucid fiber]

Jeez how many months ago was that now

[minor ore]

akefu is guilty of the kid being crushed

The kid probably wanted to see doctor and the switch turned

causing the gates to

do the thing

[violet coral]

@minor ore that entire scene made me uncomfortable

[fallow nexus]

Akefu's stand explains Poor Tom's death

[kind owl]

@fallow nexus, Your Stand Power is now level 3 !

[violet coral]

How is dp gonna animate that

[fallow nexus]

By not animating it at all

[sturdy forum]

they dont. black screen.

[kind owl]

@sturdy forum, Your Stand Power is now level 11 !

[lucid fiber]

I know it's like 7 years too early to talk about it but I really can't wait to see how part 8 works as an anime

[violet coral]

@sturdy forum we said the same thing about metallic

[sturdy forum]

then they'll censor the uh... uhhhhhhhh

[violet coral]

Part 7 is gonna be more difficult than part 8

[lucid fiber]

I mean tbf we can't necessarily predict the social climate half a decade from now

But yeah it'll be interesting to see how far they go

[minor ore]

Akefu wants some of that milf juice from mitsuba

[violet coral]

Valentine so straight he married a woman that likes woman so that's extra straight

[minor ore]

bruv

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Power is now level 3 !

[violet coral]

They made Secco thicc so we can rest assured

[minor ore]

"mama doesnt nibble on dolls"

rofl

[violet coral]

I feel bad for kaato

JoJolion will end soon, probably

[upper knoll]

Probably.

[minor ore]

I give it 15 more chapters

[lucid fiber]

That's still over a year though

Longer if we get a month hiatus or two

[tidal ocean]

lmfao

monthly wait is not that hard

It's just the last 3 days until the chapter release

don't forget this

the time where we saw norisuke's possible dead body with tsurugi

[fading cove]

its 48 hours or minutes from the neweet chapter

[upper knoll]

Hours

Well actually it hasn't been 24 hours since the new chapter released

And if you're talking about rokakaka harvest then 48 hours

[kind owl]

@hard copper, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !

[hard copper]

The JoJolion villain is Speedwagon

[scarlet viper]

finally we see the guys fucking face

If I remember correctly

Was Yashuo with mitsuba at the university hospital

They were fighting one of the 4 doctors or something right

and then after that the chase for the head doctor started?

These monthly chapters make me forget a lot

[inner yew]

Yeah. Mistuba and Yasuho fought the third Doctor, Dr. Wu.

[scarlet viper]

right thats the one

ty

[inner yew]

Mistuba also recognized the Head Doctor when he was randomly seen outsider her house (near the end of the scene where Joubin is praising her new cool nose)

It’s still unclear why he was on the footage near the gate that kid got crushed in

[warm leaf]

He got the hat

[inner yew]

I dig his spike facial hair

Every time I think Araki is out of ideas

[scarlet viper]

@inner yew what chapter was this? Where he was outside the house

Oh I like the design of him

[inner yew]

I think it was 1 or two chapters after the conclusion of Dr. Wu

[scarlet viper]

he looks very menacing

ty @inner yew

[inner yew]

It’s a scene where Joubin wants to fool around with Mistuba while the family is out

[scarlet viper]

@inner yew oh right

that chapter