#jojolion

47 messages · Page 118 of 1

winter escarp
#

joshu meme seller, enough of your cringe. I'm going shitposting and i need your strongest Joshu memes

void viper
#

oh god THIS video

hazy crystal
#

My joshu memes would kill you, shitposter. You cannot handle my strongest joshu memes. You better go to a channel that sells weaker joshu memes

void viper
#

actual comedy

winter escarp
#

Joshu memes seller what do i have to do to get your memes? Why won't you trust me with your strongest Joshu memes, Joshu meme seller? I need them if i'm going to be successful in gaining reddit karma.

minor ore
#

Cringe

#

Yeah i'm about ready to abolish the republic of jojolion

void viper
#

swe why

#

the video is funie,.

hazy crystal
#

I cannot give you my strongest joshu memes because my strongest memes are only for the strongest shitposters of which you are the weakest

minor ore
#

Whoever called the mods here did a good thing tbh

supple totem
#

what happend in here?

void viper
#

wow one bout of what you deem "cringe" and suddenly you hate the place?

winter escarp
#

You've had your say, Joshu meme seller but i'll have mine. You're a thot, you're a thot with no respect for shitposters! No respect for anything ... except your memes

supple totem
#

for mods to be called?

void viper
#

talk about lack of commitment

supple totem
#

i want to knowVERYFUCKINGANGRY

hazy crystal
#

why respect shitposters when my memes could say anything you can

winter escarp
#

Thank you, thank you. We will be here all night.

#

good work @hazy crystal

hazy crystal
winter escarp
void viper
#

@supple totem I'll dm you then

supple totem
#

thx dud

#

your a rascall..... With no respect for shitposters @hazy crystal

winter escarp
#

don't start it again

kind owlBOT
#

@winter escarp, Your Stand Power is now level 17 !

winter escarp
#

bruh

hazy crystal
minor ore
kind owlBOT
#

@minor ore, Your Stand Power is now level 9 !

winter escarp
#

bless Joshu

minor ore
#

bless

supple totem
#

shitposter im in need of memes.... I want only your strongest joshu memes

west zealot
#

No

supple totem
#

fuk u

west zealot
#

k

ebon rampart
#

joshu is so underrated

lusty steeple
#

#endjoshuhate

winter escarp
#

#joshuchurch

#

pucci church has nothing on joshu church

sharp mauve
#

i love how much yall love joshu

ebon rampart
#

he just doesn't deserve the hate

kind owlBOT
#

@ebon rampart, Your Stand Power is now level 4 !

winter escarp
#

He's a likable character, of course i would like Joshu

ebon rampart
#

he's also very relatable

minor ore
#

He's unironically subtle and sympathetic

#

If you look deeper

ebon rampart
#

you may have got a bad impression of him at the beginning but he'll grow on you

winter escarp
#

Joshu's actions against Josuke are totally justifiable

#

Wouldn't you act the same if someone joined your family and basically took every position you had in your house?

#

The guy had to go from his bedroom to the what attic?

minor ore
#

The garage

winter escarp
#

right

minor ore
#

And then even after all that he still helps him

winter escarp
#

as i said Joshu's actions are all justifiable

minor ore
#

Even the most ridiculous accusations against him are justifiable

west zealot
#

Even Joshu asking his mom if she can breastfeed him as a teenager?

ebon rampart
#

except that

minor ore
#

Yes

#

Even that

winter escarp
#

tbf, she was in jail for all of his childhood so he's got a right to tease his mom a bit

west zealot
#

Lmao I guess it might just be Japanese humor being unafraid to talk about those sort of things

ebon rampart
#

even joshu about to "rape" yasuho was justifiable

#

it was a misunderstanding

winter escarp
#

right

ebon rampart
#

joshu thought it was consentual

winter escarp
#

Poor Joshu, can't catch a break, like Kira he just wants to live a simple life

ebon rampart
#

but it was because of the paper moon king thing

west zealot
#

Joshu still seems slightly rapey to me but that's just me

minor ore
#

If you paid attention to the panels before you'll see everyone is scared, and joshu looks worried saying "who the hell is this?", this is thr first time we see genuine worry in his eyes
He's protecting his family from kaato, she is a convicted child murderer who just got out of prison and tries to boss everyone around, joshu tried to defend his family

#

She could have hurt his sisters for all he knows

west zealot
#

So please tell me if the whole breastfeeding thing is just Japanese culture being Japanese culture

minor ore
#

The breastfeeding thing is supposed to be a messed up insult, that's just how joshu rolls

west zealot
#

So you do admit Joshu is slightly messed up

minor ore
#

He's vile but his heart is in the right place, he didn't actually mean it

hazy crystal
#

joshu is a bit spoiled and doesn't know how to deal with most situation but he tries the best he can

#

and that's all we ask of him

ebon rampart
#

he's weird but he isn't evil or bad

minor ore
#

He didn't actually mean that line

west zealot
#

I have gained a better understanding of Joshu today but I still h8 him

kind owlBOT
#

@west zealot, Your Stand Power is now level 8 !

winter escarp
minor ore
#

. . .
. . .

hazy crystal
#

honestly joshu accepting to cheer on josuke at all, half heartedly or not, is pretty cool

#

oh no wrong jo emote

ebon rampart
#

i liked the part where he just laughed with his siblings

winter escarp
ebon rampart
#

shows that he isn't really a bad guy

void viper
#

joeshu

minor ore
#

Yeah joshu actually cares for his family

winter escarp
#

Joshu just wants to live a normal life with Yasuho as his girlfriend, that's all.

west zealot
#

I think that's what I hate most about Joshu

#

That he thinks he belongs with Yasuho

ebon rampart
#

i mean thats true

#

that's the only thing i don't like about him

minor ore
#

Yeah, he doesn't seem to care much about her lately though

ebon rampart
#

but perhaps he'll learn to move on throughout the manga

west zealot
#

Probably because he hasn't been close enough to say some weird shit to her

ebon rampart
#

maybe some character progression with joshu

minor ore
#

That's what i'm hoping for, sadly he's not relevant to the current fruit hunt

ebon rampart
#

yeah

#

they should make like a LN or something about joshu

minor ore
#

Shakedown road and milargo man set him up for a redemption arc but then it was just dropped

winter escarp
#

oh frick

ebon rampart
#

if he isn't featured that much in JoJolion

winter escarp
#

i accidentally deleted it, meant to edit my comment. Wasn't paying attention

#

fuuuuuuu

minor ore
#

Joshu light novel would be dope

void viper
#

get to work on it

minor ore
#

I already have

ebon rampart
#

yes this will be so epic

west zealot
#

Milagro man was a fun arc because it felt like a wacky cartoon episode and that fits Joshu's character pretty perfectly

ebon rampart
#

joshu will be the true main character in part 9

#

THE JOJO OF PART 9

#

get what he deserves

minor ore
#

If joshu comes back in part 9 i would actually lose my mind

#

Imagine old and wise joshu

void viper
#

I'd literally screech

ebon rampart
#

that would be so cool

west zealot
#

Lmao Old Joshu is pt 9 version of Old Joseph

ebon rampart
#

i mean characters in jojo dont really show that they've aged

#

except joseph

minor ore
#

Jotaro did

#

Not physically

#

But he evolved

west zealot
#

Jotaro aging just looks like he stopped going to the gym

ebon rampart
#

well i mean physically but yeah

minor ore
#

Joshu with a beard

#

And a tattered robe

ebon rampart
#

lmao hobo joshu

minor ore
#

Takes a hit from his cigarette

#

"The rokakaka? I've not heard that name in.... Ages..."

#

the rokakaka can stop time when u eat it

#

now joshu has to travel the desert with three random guys and a dog to collect it

void viper
#

no no no part 3 please

minor ore
#

Joshu is the mentor to josuke's descendents

void viper
#

joshu gets sent to prison for tax evasion and has to escape to clear his name

west zealot
#

Old Joshu looks like pt 7 Norisuke

minor ore
#

Without the side hair

ebon rampart
#

part 9 will be a philosophical journey for joshu to find his meaning in life

void viper
#

joshulion

minor ore
#

Imagine joshu with a ponytail

void viper
#

NO

minor ore
#

Joshu has to find his side hair in part 9

#

he wears a man bun

#

Man bun is disgusting wtf

west zealot
#

That's why it's perfect for Joshu

void viper
#

^

ebon rampart
#

part 9 he discovers the meaning behind the world and has to defeat the omnipotent and omnipresent stand GOD

minor ore
#

Jojo finale

ebon rampart
#

and then he saves the universe and finds the universe rokaka

#

the power to bring alternate universes into your dimension

minor ore
#

joshu learns how to remove time from the universe with his stand and becomes god

kind owlBOT
#

@minor ore, Your Stand Power is now level 3 !

ebon rampart
#

once he eats it he gets the stand KING HEAVEN NUT

hazy crystal
#

everyone dies except Joshu, who beats the main villain last minute and uses the rokakaka to revive Yasuho at the cost of his own life

ebon rampart
#

he revives everyone

#

with his life

#

because joshu is strong

hazy crystal
#

his big dick energy is enough to revive everyone...

ebon rampart
#

yes

hazy crystal
#

sacrifices the remains of his hair

ebon rampart
#

JOSHU SAVES THE UNIVERSE

minor ore
#

Nut In Heaven

void viper
#

Nut over heaven

minor ore
#

But seriously if Joshu sacrifices himself he's an instant god tier character

#

fuck u right

ebon rampart
#

the only characters that sacrificed themself was Caesar and Johnny

#

also Foo Fighters

minor ore
#

and Joshu, apparently

ebon rampart
#

yes and joshu

minor ore
#

just not yet

ebon rampart
#

he will be proclaimed as the lord and saviour

#

he'll be a saint

minor ore
#

Joshu Christ

west zealot
#

I thought yall say that Joshu's stand is OP

#

Why he gotta sacrifice himself den

minor ore
#

he becomes one with the corpse and ascends time and space

#

He becomes one with the nut

ebon rampart
#

because he has to save the universe

#

and defeat god

void viper
#

he becomes one with the corpse and literally becomes the rebirth of christ

ebon rampart
#

apparently god is evil

minor ore
#

To save josuke from something i dunno we're just spitballing here

ebon rampart
#

or i mean the devil

void viper
#

devil

minor ore
#

Joshu becomes the new god of reality

west zealot
#

Am I just talking to 5 accounts controlled by Araki who is just spoiling pt 9 right now

minor ore
#

Probably

void viper
#

I am araki

west zealot
#

Thought so

minor ore
#

^

#

I am araki

#

^

#

This tbh

hazy crystal
#

you have a jotaro-tier end of part 4 monologue with Joshu as he goes in to save his family

kind owlBOT
#

@hazy crystal, Your Stand Power is now level 7 !

hazy crystal
#

level up of truth

ebon rampart
#

joshu will be the saviour of both of the jojo universes

west zealot
#

"Yasuho, you truly are a reliable girl"

minor ore
#

Jotaro returns in part 9 as Joshu’s son

ebon rampart
#

i thought there was already an alternate universe jotaro

hazy crystal
#

but jotaro is already Kira

#

more like joshu names his son Jotaro

ebon rampart
#

the one with the josuke hair

minor ore
#

He realises that if he wants yasuho to be truly happy, he needs to stay away from her

ebon rampart
#

jojo love story?

hazy crystal
#

the alternate Jotaro is Kira Yoshikage

minor ore
#

and then he becomes god and the universe gets reset again

#

inb4 Joshuverse

ebon rampart
#

Part 9 summarised : Joshu saves the universe, Joshu defeats God and the Devil, Joshu becomes God, Joshu gets a girlfriend

kind owlBOT
#

@ebon rampart, Your Stand Power is now level 5 !

minor ore
#

His girlfriend is big titty goth gf

ebon rampart
#

abbachio???

minor ore
#

LOL YES

#

Alternate universe stripper cop abbacchio

#

his stand allows him to look like anyone he’s killed so he kills David Bowie and looks rly hot

hazy crystal
#

defeats god before getting a girlfriend

#

sounds about right yeah

minor ore
#

Ok serious question

#

What clothes would adult tsurugi wear

#

Oragami themed shit

#

But still a dress

#

What type of design?

#

The dots won't fit a grown up

ebon rampart
#

i thought it won't be a dress

#

since tsurgi will actually become a man

void viper
#

it wouldn't be a dress

ebon rampart
#

it would be like a suit

#

a suit kinda like jobin's

minor ore
#

Maybe he gets attached to his uhhhh... Style of dressing

void viper
#

a GOWN

#

JUST LIKE THE ROMANDSAJNBRIJWUEASBRPF

supple totem
#

Cardboard moon king

minor ore
#

Alright what about full latex body suit and a denim jacket

#

Gown?

void viper
#

what

minor ore
#

Latex moon king

void viper
#

why on earth would he wear a full latex suit

#

I know it's jojo but come on

minor ore
#

Giorno did

supple totem
minor ore
#

Narancia*

#

Wasn't full

void viper
#

that was clearly leather

minor ore
#

It's all the same tbh

void viper
#

smhsmhmhmhm

minor ore
#

Shiny black stuff

#

Alright it won't be like completely black, it's gonna have some designs on it in the chest and hip areas

#

It’ll show off tsurugi’s cleavage like giornos I hope

#

Nah

#

It'll show off his hips

#

Just imagine....

void viper
#

..................

#

.......................................

minor ore
#

Thicc tsurugo

supple totem
#

Dot

minor ore
#

"There's no butts about that butt!"

supple totem
#

Dots

minor ore
#

he uses his stand to make asses look huge

void viper
#

swe please stop this is the most cursed things I've heard in avery long time

minor ore
#

You just reminded me of my stalker

#

grown up tsurugi dummy thick 😳

#

Avery

#

Thanks

keen coral
#

isn't he like 10

void viper
#

9

#

he's 9, but swe is talking about aged up tsuguri

#

so it;s ok?

#

(it's not ok)

minor ore
#

Yeah we're thinking about grown up tsurugi's design

void viper
#

((help me))

keen coral
#

well as long as you stop sexualizing him idc

supple totem
#

I kinda expect tsurugi to grow up as kira4. But he doesnt murder.

minor ore
void viper
#

kira.... 4?

#

what happened to kira 3

minor ore
#

Jobin

#

I thin?

#

K

supple totem
#

Yea like jobin

minor ore
#

Jobin went full kira mode last time we saw him

void viper
#

jobin is yoshihiro

minor ore
#

Joubin is HOT

analog skiff
#

Nut king call is hot

hazy crystal
#

jobin is a very well designed character

#

his outfit is lit

analog skiff
#

Jobin's name bugs me for some reason

#

Jobin

#

Jobin

#

Jobin

#

Ugh

void viper
#

soundsd like goblin

hazy crystal
#

bugs

supple totem
#

Jojo.....

#

G OL DE N WIND

analog skiff
#

The one pic of Jobin everyone uses makes him look like a fuckin vlogger

hazy crystal
#

millennial jojo

analog skiff
#

Jobin would be a fortnite streamer

#

He got banned in a tourney for giving an opponent heatstroke

supple totem
#

Ninja jobin

hazy crystal
#

heated gamer moments with jobin

minor ore
#

NinJobin

hoary sun
#

Jobin activates speed king on ninja’s headset, killing him instantly

minor ore
#

Alright can you list all the reasons jobin is loved?

hoary sun
#

Handsome. Loves his family. Cool stand.

minor ore
#

You just described Joshu joshu

keen coral
minor ore
#

But seriously i never really got why jobin is as loved as he is

void viper
#

he's cool... he's stylish... he's fresh!

hazy crystal
#

jobin is fresh as fuck

coral cliff
#

I have a prediction

#

Kaato will kill Yasuho for some reason

minor ore
#

yasuho is the narrator she cant die

coral cliff
#

Of course I forget a key detail

#

Never mind

minor ore
#

Joubin has green hair and does everything for the good of his family

#

And he has a stag beetle collection

coral cliff
#

Lets play a game

#

I will give a phrase of 10 words or less

#

Discussing a JoJolion stand

#

And you have to guess the stand

#
  1. Suprise, apparently bubbles can steal eyesight now
#
  1. I guess Araki really liked Sticky Fingers
kind owlBOT
#

@coral cliff, Your Stand Power is now level 4 !

coral cliff
#
  1. More than one with manual control is ridiculously OP
#
  1. Let's face it Araki, Jigsaw puzzles are boring
#
  1. Gotta go fast
#
  1. Under Pressure, pushing down on me...
#

Thats all I can think of right now

minor ore
#

josuke nutking call king nothing

#

ozone baby for 6

minor ore
#

3 could be a lot of things unless it’s part 8 specific

kind owlBOT
#

@minor ore, Your Stand Power is now level 4 !

west zealot
#
  1. is obviously soft and wet
minor ore
#

5 is probably doremifasolati do

west zealot
#

4 is King Nothing

minor ore
#

3 is za warudo obv

west zealot
#

haha what

minor ore
#

I don’t know what 3 would be in part 8 actually

sly turret
#

doremifasolati do isn't a stand

#

5 is probably speed king

minor ore
#

damn that’s true

hoary sun
#

3 is les feuilles

#

And he’s right, les feuilles is suuuuper op

kind owlBOT
#

@hoary sun, Your Stand Power is now level 4 !

karmic cloak
#

sorry not sorry for this shitty OC

queen fox
#

@karmic cloak ;-; nice

karmic cloak
#

i was bored so i made this cursed video oof:')

queen fox
#

it's amazing

#

did you use a voice translator?

sturdy fossil
#

I've been trying to find that yoda voice generator for a while

grizzled pilot
#

incredible

karmic cloak
#

its from a text to speech website yeah

real ferry
#

@tidal ocean Sandman died in a silent way.
Based person with new username that I can't replicate joshu

minor ore
#

Huh?

frosty shale
#

🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈

minor ore
#

Wow

minor ore
#

@swe coo#8200

minor ore
#

swe left?

real ferry
#

@swe coo#8200

#

WH

winter escarp
#

Not the Joshu Church Pope

minor ore
#

we shall carry on his legacy

winter escarp
#

Indeed

minor ore
#

no more lockandload30

stark fossil
minor ore
#

big ass F

cyan viper
#

bruh moment

queen fox
#

bruh

kind owlBOT
#

@queen fox, Your Stand Power is now level 5 !

violet coral
#

Oh god oh frick our church is in shambles

upper knoll
#

Big joshu moment

vague narwhal
#

Why was mista being such an ass when Giorno was searching to see if he was possesed by Diavolo?

#

It got me so annoyed

golden obsidian
#

jojo for millennials

void viper
supple totem
#

What chapter is that from????

kind owlBOT
#

@supple totem, Your Stand Power is now level 3 !

supple totem
#

@golden obsidian

golden obsidian
#

moon deception

#

25

supple totem
#

Idk. Papermoonking made the door invicible

#

Or else Yasuo did an epic fail moment

golden obsidian
#

itll probably make sense when they animate it

#

lol literally all of part 6

real ferry
#

It's a glass door and she was in the middle of a panic attack?

#

Pretty self-explanatory

tidal ocean
#

yes

real ferry
#

And glass is rather durable, she merely bumped into it probably 10 centimeters away

minor ore
#

how do you not get that panel lmao

#

especially after seeing the aftermath

supple totem
#

Chill he just didnt get it

minor ore
#

I'm chill

#

well i guess I'm rude

#

sorry

supple totem
#

It okay

real ferry
#

Invincible glass doors RohanNotLikeThis

kind owlBOT
#

@real ferry, Your Stand Power is now level 6 !

tidal ocean
minor ore
#

he ain't rei

analog skiff
#

Blue Hawaii is so controversial

#

I like the stand myself, but I swear some people treat it like the spawn of satan

upper knoll
#

My best guess is that the fight is similar to Diu's Highway Star

minor ore
#

🙏 joshu 🙏

sharp mauve
#

wait

#

hasnt paper moon deception not come out yet

#

isn't that chapter 23

minor ore
#

?

sharp mauve
#

idk

#

i could easily be wrong

#

i meant voulme btw

#

volume 23

minor ore
#

paper moon deception is chapter 23

#

or something like that

sharp mauve
#

ok lol

minor ore
#

the saddest thing about swe leaving is that he almost said joshu 1000 times

#

almost

west zealot
#

Oh wow a lot has changed in the past 24 hours apparently lol

sharp mauve
#

how so

#

xd

real ferry
#

How far off was he from 1000?

west zealot
#

Lol just that swe left yesterday and the whole shitposting rule that also spawned yesterday

sharp mauve
#

oof

#

yeah the shitposting stuff has been kinda weird

west zealot
#

I mean if I was waiting 8 years for a Jojo part to end... I think I would turn into a shitposting machine lol

#

Luckily I only started (and caught up with) JJL like 3 weeks ago

#

Fast forwards 8 more years in the future JJL is still going

void viper
#

JJl will end within a few years

west zealot
#

Oh yeah I forgot that you're Araki

#

Thanks Araki

real ferry
#

We got a new rule?

void viper
#

basically the rule is: mod will now look at jojolion

real ferry
#

:0

west zealot
#

Oh I guess we're just supposed to stay on topic and not shitpost for more than 15 minutes straight (which has yet to be tested)

real ferry
#

But CX already does

void viper
#

I've been shitposting for 19 years straight and nothing bad's happened yet :))))

real ferry
#

Isn't he a mod

#

Or smtn

void viper
#

he's a mod for just the discussion channels

#

without banning or kicking permissions I think

grizzled pilot
minor ore
#

well, it was fun while it lasted

#

joshu weed higashikata high joshu

void viper
#

comedy

kind owlBOT
#

@void viper, Your Stand Power is now level 17 !

minor ore
#

burns it

grizzled pilot
#

great job guys

void viper
#

we did it reddit!!!!!!!!!!!!
edit: thanks for the gold kind sir!
edit 2: oh my god so many upvotes, thanks a lot m'fellow redditor
edit 3: wowie kazowie!!! so many upvotes
edit 4: reddit silver? what sort of cheap whore do you take me for.... I'll have you slaughtered before sundown......,,.,.,.,.

minor ore
#

my father works at kill

sly turret
#

edit 5: rations are running low

#

Also what's this stuff about a new rule?

minor ore
#

off topic discussions are now limited to 15 minutes

sly turret
#

Oof

winter escarp
#

Oof

brave sentinel
#

Oof

void viper
#

Oof

minor ore
#

Oof

supple totem
#

Oof

upper knoll
#

joshu moment

supple totem
#

Omai...

#

You ruined the chain

minor ore
#

Reminder that Yasuho will side with Jobin and you heard it from me first

kind owlBOT
#

@minor ore, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !

hybrid pawn
#

@minor ore sure

tidal ocean
#

what the fuck

#

is all i will say.

minor ore
#

Let's just say i had a dream

#

And it was exactly that

minor ore
#

well we heard it from him first

analog skiff
#

Poor tom is weird looking

#

he has a fucking suit drawn on him

minor ore
#

what about this is strange to you

analog skiff
#

he has a suit drawn on him

#

why is he running naked

#

with a suit drawn on him

#

You know

#

I wonder what Wu would look like if he had a "killing" design like Urban and Tom when they're not being doctors

#

Like Urban is just a rather nerdy looking dude as a doctor but looks super mad max when on a mission

#

and poor tom has a doctor's coat normally but then has that abomination when doing a job

#

I wonder what Wu would look like if he had clothes for outside of his job as a surgeon

minor ore
#

JJL definitely has some of the more out there jojo villain designs

#

speaking of wu's clothes, how is he not naked whenever he recombines himself?

analog skiff
#

Plot twist

#

he is wearing his killing outfit

#

he's ultimate poor tom

#

he drew an entire suit on his body

#

and he doesn't have privates

#

or nipples

#

or a butt

minor ore
#

i guess its arakis way of confirming that rock humans dont have dicks

winter escarp
#

F

ebon rampart
#

joshu is god

minor ore
#

I never noticed Poor Tom had a suit on wtf

latent grail
#

poor tom is babey

minor ore
#

*drew a suit on

formal veldt
#

basically, hes babey

night vortex
#

is this part of jojo pronounced with a french accent?

sly turret
#

?

night vortex
#

okay so you could pronounce it like

#

"Jo Jolion"

#

or "Jojo lion"

#

the latter sounds kinds frenchy

void viper
#

"jojolyon"

minor ore
#

Joehoelion

sly turret
#

Its pronounced jojo lee in

#

As far as I know

night vortex
#

yeah

#

when I see the title it either reads

#

jojo lee in

#

or Jo jo leon

west zealot
#

For some reason I've always pronounced it like evangelion but I only learnt that it was titled after evangelion (the word/event) today lol

minor ore
#

ok weird ass shit here

#

so a friend of mine is a jojo fan like me

#

and then i showed him uhhh

#

I pronounce it as jojo+lion

#

wait calfpie

#

actually

#

nevermind

#

🌚

#

well fuck it

#

so basically "the user that controls" love deluxe deluxe

#

i showed her to my friend

#

with her stand in the picture

#

and for some reason

#

a few days later

#

i heard some fucking fapping noise in the bathroom

#

I-

#

should i be concerned about this

#

She’s thicc as fuck but I’m gay

#

No tbh

#

i think he was fapping to the stand

#

just a guess

#

I-

#

should i be concerned

#

Boo I think if your boyfriend prefers that over you

#

You should run

minor ore
#

i would too if my bf fapped to ballsack head

#

although i feel like that would be the last thing he would fap to if he was sane

hoary sun
#

This is some galaxy brain convo

minor ore
#

also it's not my bf bruh i aint gay

#

we dont actually live together

#

he visits me often

real ferry
#

Days later

#

You don't really have many leads on the matter

#

Could be anything

kind owlBOT
#

@minor ore, Your Stand Power is now level 5 !

minor ore
#

stando powah

hoary sun
#

eight days till the new chapter already

#

jojo thursdaaaaaaaay

burnt pagoda
#

Dose katos stand have a name?

hoary sun
#

Not yet

stark fossil
#

Deckstiny's Child

#

Harlem Shuffle

#

Ace of Spades

analog skiff
#

needs king in the name

#

dummy

stark fossil
#

I thought we were past that

#

Cos a lot of people think it could be Queen

#

Fine I just follow what Paper Moon King did

#

Deckstiny's Child King
Harlem Shuffle King
Ace of Spades King

analog skiff
#

Today I had a dream involving the lego white house set

#

thanks to me reading ozon baby

minor ore
#

sounds like a lot of pressure...

minor ore
#

Josuke is gay

#

how

ebon rampart
#

he is just lame

#

joshu > josuke

#

Fuck you gappy

minor ore
#

best jojo though

rich hearth
knotty mango
heavy grove
#

Thats not a fair comparison

#

Since joshu is the best character in all of jojo

brave sentinel
ebon rampart
#

joshu is the fucking best you can't change my mind

#

fuck every jojo

#

joshu was supposed to be the jojo

#

but he gets replaced by this disgusting 4-balled sailor man

west zealot
#

So you admit that Joshu is only half as ballsy as Josuke?

brave sentinel
#

lol

analog skiff
#

So...

#

Can you counter Brain Storm by wearing armour, or can it break through that?

minor ore
#

if the armor is made of water why not

crude umbra
#

it is time

winter escarp
#

?

minor ore
#

Despite never appearing after her introduction or being relevant

#

Kaato is definitely the main villain guys!

winter escarp
#

and i hate it

minor ore
#

johnny’s wife is the main villain

ebon rampart
#

the head doctor do be looking like yoshikage kira from dead man's questions tho

minor ore
#

because she’s the reason the rock disease exists

sleek mason
#

Wait I thought it was something that the higashikatas have had to deal with forevet

kind owlBOT
#

@sleek mason, Your Stand Power is now level 6 !

void viper
#

nope, johnny's generation started the rock curse

ebon rampart
#

fuck johnny's wife

#

if she didnt catch that rock disease nobody would suffer

minor ore
#

lmao garbo take

tidal ocean
#

bruh

burnt pagoda
#

We dont even know if she caught it if it was in the bloodline before her

#

Bud dam the o still remember how disturbing that shit looked

#

Crumpled paper rock face

kind owlBOT
#

@burnt pagoda, Your Stand Power is now level 3 !

minor ore
#

stupid fucking Johnny’s wife causing part 8

winter escarp
surreal island
#

Do we really want part 7 and 8 to be animated

#

Do the normies deserve it

sly turret
#

Yes

#

More people experiencing SBR and JJL isn't a bad thing

keen coral
#

gatekeeping is lame anyways

sly turret
#

^

surreal island
#

:c

#

Tough crowd

night vortex
lucid fiber
#

Almost as mainstream as Gundam

#

Which they have a literal monument to

west zealot
#

If only we got Jojopla

lucid fiber
#

Just buy a Broly kit and some styrene sheets and putty and paint for the details and you can do Jonathan through early Josuke

west zealot
lucid fiber
#

See I was joking when I was typing it but then when I read it back I was like that might actually work for Jonathan at least

minor ore
#

this made me thinking that

#

like

#

uhhh

#

man i cant even explain this

#

like this is making me think

#

im just thinking that like

#

what if the main universe people

#

did something triggering them to be replaced by a alternative in the alternate universe

#

like koichi saying: I'll be looking forward to seeing you in the next world!

#

triggered something and made him a girl in the AU

#

I hope koichi never shows up in part 8

#

annoying little shishkabob

latent grail
#

that's my new fav description of koichi

night vortex
#

Koichi will personally be visiting you now

#

the koich is angered

grizzled pilot
#

koichi is already in part 8

raw escarp
#

I think they all are

#

Josuke (Gappy), Koichi (Yasuho), Okuyasu (Kyo I think), Jotaro (Kyo/Kira 8), and Rohan (Daiya)

latent grail
#

rohan is daiya?

#

how's that work?

raw escarp
#

Not confirmed

#

But I heavily suspect it

grizzled pilot
#

i wouldn't really say that any of them are real universal counterparts, just characters who share a similar role in the story

raw escarp
#

Yeah, I think it's not canon that she is Rohan or Koichi is Yasuho but I can feel it in my soul. It is a huge coincidence if not.

supple totem
#

we love...

#

Morio cho

sullen isle
#

4 balls

minor ore
#

comedy

gilded coyote
#

ram ranch

shut escarp
#

Wait does Jojo have Kira’s balls? Is that why he had 4 ball? And they’re connected in some gay way?💀

#

Really bizarre

flint salmon
#

They merged via froot

minor ore
flint salmon
tender hound
#

Bruh I will wire your 89 year old ass

#

Shit the rain hurts

tidal ocean
#

89

minor ore
#

i want to take him seriously but every time he says doggystyle.. especially in a life or death situation I JUST CANT

queen fox
#

Haha

final hawk
#

One week left for the next chapter guretodesuyo

sly turret
#

Hype

ocean mirage
#

How many chapters do you guys think until the final chapter?

#

I’d say 30 or 35 more

tidal ocean
ocean mirage
#

Joshu get out of here

ebon rampart
#

joshu stay

tidal ocean
minor ore
#

@shut escarp keep reading

vernal apex
#

how close is jojolion to its ending

#

and what would you rate it so far?

tidal ocean
#

500/10

#

a few years

#

also

minor ore
#

it’s in my top 3 out of all 8 parts

vernal apex
#

is the gay sailor the jojo of this arc

minor ore
#

gay

vernal apex
#

i got told he was gay

tidal ocean
#

did you read JJL

#

It appears you didnt

#

epic

vernal apex
#

naa ive not even read stone ocean yet

tidal ocean
#

every jojo fan calls their characters "gay"

#

it's nothing unusual.

#

and no he isn't "gay"

minor ore
#

you should read stone ocean

vernal apex
#

Phantom Blood 7.5/10
Battle Tendency 7.9/10
Stardust 9/10
DIU 9.5/10
Vento 9.8/10

#

Where would you rank Stone Ocean, SBR and Jojolion?

#

im about to finish vento

tidal ocean
#

honestly I like part 4 more than 5

minor ore
#

vento is a personal favorite of mine

vernal apex
#

I think i like DIU and Vento equally, theyre my favs so far

minor ore
#

stone ocean is also another great one

vernal apex
#

Ive heard amazing things about SBR

#

but ive not heard much about jojolion

minor ore
#

probably bc it’s ongoing

#

sbr is considered to be the best part

#

for a lot of ppl

tidal ocean
#

I like JJL more than SBR

vernal apex
#

Should i wait for anime Stone ocean or just blaze through all the manga

tidal ocean
#

you can just... wait

#

Nobody's going to stop you if you decide to read the manga tho

minor ore
#

i just read it tbh

#

i watched 1-5

tidal ocean
#

Honestly reading the manga doesn't ruin the experience of anime (for me)

minor ore
#

same here

vernal apex
#

Yeah ill prob just read it

#

I dont wanna get spoiled when the anime comes out

tidal ocean
#

and.. yeah that's a possibility lol it's hard to dodge spoilers for years

vernal apex
#

plus jojolion is probably like 9 years away from being animated

tidal ocean
#

Though I dodged OPM spoilers for 4 years

#

didn't get spoiled about OPM S2

#

I'm still going to be an anime only

vernal apex
#

Jojo fans are on a whole nother level

#

some of them are determined to spoil

tidal ocean
#

I don't get people who purposely spoil for no reason

vernal apex
#

some dude on here tried to spoil DIU but luckily i didnt know anyones names so i couldnt remember it anyway

#

how would you rank SO, SBR and Jojolion against each other?

#

(you can rank their first half since lion hasnt finished)

minor ore
#

Sbr, JJL, SO

#

in that order

heavy grove
#

JJL, SBR, SO for me

tidal ocean
#

same

hazy crystal
#

SBR, SO, JoJolion

heavy grove
#

SBR took a while for me to enjoy, same goes for stone ocean (less so in its case)
But jojolion takes me into the mystery and comedy immediately
And so far ive loved and enjoyed almost every arc

#

And i absolutely adore the stands and users of this part

minor ore
#

that first arc in sbr kinda rough tbh lmao

hazy crystal
#

one problem I had with steel ball run is that there was a bit too much filler and weird useless plot that could've been cut

#

especially chocolate disco

#

i fucking hate chocolate disco holy shit

heavy grove
#

I like the concept for chocolate disco

#

But the fight is bad

#

Its basically just battleship

hazy crystal
#

he literally just walks in front of gyro

#

and becomes a human wall

heavy grove
#

His gimmick is that he doesn't talk

#

But i wish the fight had more meat in it

#

Its only a chapter long

#

But it doesnt do anything with it

hazy crystal
#

I sort of like the idea, and I like his design a lot, and his stand is interesting and not terrible but god the fight had nothing in it

#

he comes up for a chapter and gets jobbed and they move on like nothing happened

brave sentinel
heavy grove
#

Like the aphex brother fight, its only a chapter long but it feels fresh and enjoyable

#

We dont see many hand to hand brawls in jojo since stands were introduced

hazy crystal
#

that's true yeah. I like the move away from stands in a sense, with the general power down

heavy grove
#

Yeah

hazy crystal
#

stands have a lot more utility and application besides their highly specific powers

heavy grove
#

Yes

hazy crystal
#

indeed

heavy grove
#

And stands that have gimmicks are really fun

#

Like doggy style, mopdy blues, or purple haze

hazy crystal
#

one thing I like about JoJolion is the amount of utility stands there are, and maybe that sorta applies to Steel Ball Run as well, but I think this has a lot less combat oriented stuff

#

like Dr Wu, Paisley Park, Paper Moon King and such

heavy grove
#

And King nothing, which is is one of my personal favorite stands

#

Jojolion just has a bunch of great stands

#

It has something that other parts don't for me

#

Part 7 comes close

#

But something like SO doesnt have as many good fights

hazy crystal
#

I think I enjoy the real world applications. Part 4 sorta tried to do that with Cinderella and Pearl Jam but it was pretty limited.

heavy grove
#

Yeah

hazy crystal
#

now you see them casually use it as if it was a part of them, which it is

heavy grove
#

I especially like the more complex abilities

hazy crystal
#

they feel more like real people doing stuff a real person would

#

stroke posting

heavy grove
#

One of the bigger problems for part 3 for me is the stands, theyre all usually basiv abilities with some very unmemorable fights

hazy crystal
#

my only ideas on part 3 and why the abilities were simple lore wise is that I think more stand users back then were natural stand users

#

and natural stand users don't have a power based on their personality or desires like later on, but more generic less specified powers

#

if you get it artificially you get something that fits you in the now

heavy grove
#

I get that, but o wish they at least made something more fun out of it

#

Like the deep blue moon fight, i completely forgot that for a really long time

hazy crystal
#

Most fights are not memorable yeah.

heavy grove
#

I only remember because i reread the part 3 manga

hazy crystal
#

Like, I can't remember that one flesh bud baby girl one

heavy grove
#

The one with the small stand?

minor ore
#

part 3 is fun

#

it’s like part 1 but for stands if that makes sense

hazy crystal
#

the one who was an ugly woman disguised as a girl

#

and joseph dipped it into tar or coal or oil or something to shatter it when it grew on him

#

I think the most disappointing fight in Part 3 is Tenore Sax

#

they didn't even approach him or do anything interesting, they just instantly killed him when he was hiding

#

a fight second to only The Sun

minor ore
#

tenore sax was which one again

hazy crystal
#

it was an illusion stand

#

that created the young Darby's beach

#

they also made the mansion into an mc esher type labyrinth but iggy just sniffed him out and avdol just used his fire to detect him

#

and then just killed him

#

ended in like two pages without a confrontation

minor ore
#

i can’t even remember that one wow

ancient depot
#

i remember it because i rewatched part 3 last week

#

it’s a detail that could be written out entirely and nothing would be missed
it’s basically a gag

hazy crystal
#

I think at this point the only part I haven't read yet is the later half of part 3

ancient depot
#

the good part of part 3

hazy crystal
#

i've heard yeah, I haven't even read pet shop

ancient depot
#

pet shop is great

hazy crystal
#

or The World fight

ancient depot
#

dio’s world is pretty much the only thing david pro actually outright improved during their adaptation

hazy crystal
#

but for the world's fight I just watched the OVA with modern Dub because that shit is cash

ancient depot
#

the OVA fight is so well choreographed and directed and is a lot more action oriented
polnareff is also more useful in it, as he actually does save jotaro when he’s in that sticky situation rather than just getting his own ass in trouble so jotaro has to save him

hazy crystal
#

I like the OVA colors and artwork more, the actual JoJo anime looks kinda weird

#

but I'm not an anime person at all so

ancient depot
#

a lot of newer jojo fans don’t like the OVA’s aesthetics because they associate jojo with a lot of bright color

#

and even when they move on to the manga they read the digitally colored edition

#

but in reality jojo is a black and white series that has colorful book covers

hazy crystal
#

the fan colored artwork is pretty good though

#

I used to read the colored artwork until I got to JoJolion and was forced to read it in black and white but that just made me realize it looks just as good

ancient depot
#

personally i like the aesthetics of all the jojo shit, the OVA works well for what the OVA is going for and the new anime works well for what it’s going for

#

black and white steel ball run and jojolion look great

#

black and white shōnen jojo? a lot messier

#

very busy artwork that makes it a lot harder to differentiate things and determine what’s going on compared to the monthly seinen jojo

hazy crystal
#

I went back to see some black and white art for the past parts and although I thought Stone Ocean looked pretty good, Steel Ball Run looked kinda muddy and sometimes confusing

#

lots of grays and black lines for the much more detailed artwork made it difficult to determine what was what

ancient depot
#

of course it’s always easier to read black and white manga in an actual volume but the scans are pretty good and even then it can be difficult
i prefer colored greatly for parts 1-6 because of that

#

the mystery of king crimson is fucking impossible to read in black and white i swear

hazy crystal
#

yeah the black and white manga sorta starts to get difficult during intense moments

#

when it's kept to a few panels it's comprehensive

ancient depot
#

i think sbr gets really good artwork near the middle, in the beginning it’s good but not the most pleasant thing to look at in either color or monochrome

#

the coloring is kinda bad for the first like 5 volumes of sbr

#

then it gets pretty good

hazy crystal
#

out of all artwork ever, I think late part 3 and early part 4 was peak

#

the shapes were really hard and everything was detailed

ancient depot
#

i think late part 5 or late part 3 despite being drastically different art styles are my favorite jojo aesthetics

#

in terms of manga

vernal apex
#

what is the lion in jojolion

#

just his name?

ancient depot
#

out of the animes i like part 4 the most visually

vernal apex
#

and who is jojolion a descendent of

ancient depot
#

it’s pronounced jojo-lee-on btw

vernal apex
#

i understand the unvierse got retconned

#

so is he a descendent of the SBR jojo?

ancient depot
#

you should just read the manga lol

hazy crystal
#

jojolion's lion comes from religious terms like evangelion and such

kind owlBOT
#

@hazy crystal, Your Stand Power is now level 8 !

vernal apex
#

thatll take too long lol

#

i want to know NOW

ancient depot
#

it takes less time to read parts 6-8 than to watch part 3

hazy crystal
#

uhhh the family tree is kinda complicated

vernal apex
#

im about to finish vento

#

itll take me 1 month to finish SO

#

then another month for SBR

hazy crystal
#

if you want to know i'll tell you now

vernal apex
#

yes plzz

ancient depot
#

a month for a whole manga series is not bad

hazy crystal
#

so Johnny married and had a kid, Joseph

#

joseph married suzy

#

they had holly

#

holly married a kira

vernal apex
#

didnt the universe get reset in SBR?

hazy crystal
#

holly and kira had two children

#

yoshikage kira and kyo nijimura

#

yoshikage makes a friend named josefumi

#

they later fuse together

#

the fused being is Josuke Higashikata, adoptive name

#

and that's the main jojo

ancient depot
#

😐

hazy crystal
#

did I get that right or

#

it's been a while since I saw the family tree

ancient depot
#

u did but i woulda just said
for brevity and a bit less spoilers (even tho he doesn’t mind about the spoilers)
“he’s the descendant of the part 7 jojo and his name is josuke higashikata just like the part 4 jojo”
short sweet rolls off the tongue

hazy crystal
#

that would've worked, yeah

vernal apex
#

so do the events of phantom blood not happen?

#

after the universe reset?

hazy crystal
#

the universe doesn't reset after SBR, that's SO

#

and the universe reset is something else entirely

#

SBR and onwards is an AU

#

that's it's own kinda thing

vernal apex
#

so Jojolion is a continuation of the normal universe?

hazy crystal
#

but it directly lifts and mirrors/references stuff from previous parts

#

JoJolion is a continuation of SBR

vernal apex
#

so we wont be returning to part 1-5 universe again?

west zealot
#

Bruh what if the universe reset is a constant across all universes and since it happened in 2011 in stone ocean it's gonna happen somehow in 2011 Jojolion

vernal apex
#

king crimson did this

hazy crystal
#

I think SBR was parts 1 and 3 combined

#

and this is 2 and 4

#

with stuff from 5????

vernal apex
#

isnt that kinda sad?

hazy crystal
#

it's hard to tell while it's ongoing

vernal apex
#

that we left part 1-5 unvierse?

hazy crystal
#

the part 1-6 universe

#

nah you get over it after you learn the ending

west zealot
#

Yeah I mean 7 and 8 pull from all parts of Jojo in some small ways so they're kinda justa celebration of Jojo in that sense

#

Although I prefer part 8 for not reusing as many characters

hazy crystal
#

araki definitely stopped being too on the nose for characters

vernal apex
#

what year is jojolion set in?

hazy crystal
#

2011 I think

vernal apex
#

wasnt SBR in the 1800s?

#

damn he skipped 200 years

minor ore
#

1890

west zealot
#

So just over 100 years

ancient depot
#

1890 and skip to 2011

vernal apex
#

why do jojolions outfit look really old?

#

like 1930s navy stuff

ancient depot
#

it’s just a typical sailor uniform

#

it’s fashion

#

he likes wearing it

west zealot
#

Josuk8 wears a sailor suit don't diss it

vernal apex
#

it looks whack no offence

ancient depot
#

it kinda does

vernal apex
#

which country is he from

minor ore
ancient depot
#

japan

hazy crystal
#

he is wearing yoshikage's clothes

#

because yoshikage was a ship doctor

vernal apex
#

ah is it like part 4 contained in a city

hazy crystal
#

that's why he wears sailor clothes all the time

ancient depot
#

it’s in morioh actually

west zealot
#

He kind is Yoshikage but that's neither here nor there

ancient depot
#

it’s in the alternative version of part 4’s morioh town

vernal apex
#

damn we back in morioh?

ancient depot
#

yea

vernal apex
#

whole arc takes place in morioh too?

ancient depot
#

that’s why he have kira’s and nijimura’s and hirose’s and higashikata’s again

tidal ocean
#

everything

#

yes

hazy crystal
#

yeah it's part 4's setting with some of part 2 and little teeny tiny bit of part 5's plot

tidal ocean
#

Higashikata Family House is epic.

west zealot
#

Yeah I mean unless the ending goes somewhere else because it sure hasn't ended yet

hazy crystal
#

joshu weed higashikata house

vernal apex
#

you dont think hes running out of ideas do you

tidal ocean
#

Joshu BURNS THE HIGASHIKATA HOUSE

hazy crystal
#

no araki probably has everything planned out

tidal ocean
#

joshu 🔥

vernal apex
#

i really want jojo to do a Cyberpunk setting

ancient depot
#

i don’t think we need to categorize it so specifically
part 8 is part 8
araki has always been reusing ideas since the beginning of jojo
it’s just more obvious and on the nose in the new universe because he can draw parallels to the original

hazy crystal
#

mostly say that because of the brain storm fight

#

and rock humans

vernal apex
#

so what happened to DIO in this universe?

ancient depot
#

the whole idea of requiem is likely araki going “bites the dust was cool, yea that time when i gave someone a new power thanks to an arrow-how about i refine that idea and reuse it”
“oh hanged man was cool, what if i do man in the mirror”

#

araki likes to reuse reduce recycle

tidal ocean
#

DIO in this universe huh

ancient depot
#

dio in this universe wasn’t as much of an asshole

tidal ocean
#

There are two DIO's in SBR+JJL universe

ancient depot
#

still a prick

vernal apex
#

did dio get reused

#

i have a feeling hes a baddy in SBR

#

TWO

#

dios?

#

nani

hazy crystal
#

brainstorm and the rock animal though was pretty close to secco and ciolatta

ancient depot
#

he’s more of an anti hero in SBR

hazy crystal
#

or however you spell his name

#

SBR dio is great and a badass with an awesome power

tidal ocean
#

brainstorm and "rock animal"

#

lol

#

his name was uhh

hazy crystal
#

hey man his name is way too long

vernal apex
#

do they ever "remember" their memories from the original universe?

hazy crystal
#

it's like fuckin uhhh

#

hazaramameafa

tidal ocean
#

Doremifasolati Do

hazy crystal
#

i just spammed for that but

#

you get the point

ancient depot
#

they don’t because it’s not a reset of the original universe it’s just something entirely different

#

they didn’t get reset and reincarnated or anything

vernal apex
#

oh

ancient depot
#

it’s just a completely different universe with 0 relation

vernal apex
#

my friend told me king crimson kill shte whole universe

#

and it resets

ancient depot
#

LMAO

vernal apex
#

glad he was lying

tidal ocean
#

lol

hazy crystal
#

haha