jojolion

[tidal ocean]

angelo

[left flare]

[stark fossil]

yo

tsuyu

[tidal ocean]

yo, yotsuyu

[night vortex]

@tidal ocean I am not reading jojolion I just saw an 'out of context' jojo panel and posted it here

[tidal ocean]

Ah k

[upper knoll]

And again

I'm telling ya

Yotsuyu is not an island

[minor ore]

He's a continent

[upper knoll]

He's not that either

[minor ore]

Is he....
A stone?

[upper knoll]

Well he's definetely a rock

I'm talking about the fake news portion, which is island

[dusky geyser]

https://youtu.be/AhHBg-rKNWE

Not gonna lie, this is good study music.

[latent grail]

oh hey

raghead made that one

he's a pretty chill guy

[viscid mountain]

So in the original universe we had Greek gods and on this one we have Jesus that means that if we go to a third universe we would have Nordic gods?

[queen fox]

greek gods

oh ya rohan

[viscid mountain]

Yeah

[brittle blade]

we would have Hindu gods there

[queen fox]

Nordic gods are cooler

[viscid mountain]

Or even Aztec gods

[queen fox]

we kinda got that with the PIllarmen

[brittle blade]

we already had aztec gods

[viscid mountain]

Well that's true

Well then Nordic gods it is

[queen fox]

Thor pops outta no where

[kind owl]

@queen fox, Your Stand Power is now level 4 !

[queen fox]

@kind owl agrees

[viscid mountain]

Thor: My stand [mjolnir] can only be lifted by those who are deserving but now it's too late the thunder is already on its way to obliterate you

menacing

[kind owl]

@viscid mountain, Your Stand Power is now level 3 !

[queen fox]

Captain JoJo picks it up

[viscid mountain]

Thor: I-imposible

[dull topaz]

not sure if i can ask here but is there a pdf of the current colored volumes of part 8

[light lion]

[kind owl]

@light lion, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !

[sharp mauve]

hey whats the name of the "I am a rock" guy

[dull topaz]

wait nvrmind i found it

[sharp mauve]

where the hell is volume 16

colored

[brittle blade]

on mangadex

but only 3 chapters are done yet

[raw escarp]

Broke: California King Bed

Woke: Dream Theater

I know it would break the theme, but it would be such a better name (ignoring the design. It'd arguably fit Daiya better)

[left flare]

@sharp mauve https://jojo.fandom.com/wiki/Yotsuyu_Yagiyama

[sharp mauve]

Thanks @left flare !

[viscid mountain]

Didn't that guy literally said on a panel "I'm a Rock, I'm an island" quoting the song?, So what will be the censored vertion of that?

[left flare]

i'm a stone! a continent too!

[grizzled pilot]

well i'm a tumbler

[left flare]

Petition for this to be the Censored version

[hoary sun]

Has anyone else noticed that some of the rock humans have like... great names

[golden obsidian]

https://s6.mangadex.org/data/e651915ca14adcd4ffd194cb84675946/x3.jpg

why did araki write a cross dressing child then have the main girl get molested by him

[tidal ocean]

because why not

[upper knoll]

I dunno

Why did an ape try to rape a underage girl in part 3?

[tidal ocean]

nobody knows

[upper knoll]

Same goes for the president of the United States in part 7

[tidal ocean]

President of the United States
Tries to fuck a 14 yo girl

[winter escarp]

bruhment

[mystic citrus]

you could use a barcode scanner on Joshu's hair

[stark fossil]

Daiya

Japan's biggest fan of Yes
Stand is a Rihanna song

[upper knoll]

She mentioned Queen too

All 3 songs that she mentioned, Heart of the Sunrise, Bicycle Race and California King Bed are bangers, go listen to them

And don't get scared of heart of the sunrise's 10 minutes lenght please

[golden obsidian]

califor~nyaaa

[tidal ocean]

no

[golden obsidian]

maybe ive been california dreaming.....

[minor ore]

Is that a real tsurugi line?

Is his mushroom line also real?

[tidal ocean]

mushroom and much room thing?

[minor ore]

Yeah

[tidal ocean]

it is

[minor ore]

What about the butts

[tidal ocean]

it is too

[minor ore]

HOLY SHIT

Tsurugi is my 3rd favorite character now

He's like a mini-jobin

[tidal ocean]

tsurugi moment

[minor ore]

In the flashbacks we see that all the higashikata sons had the same hairstyle as kids, even jobin and norisuke

You know what that means?

Tsurugi is gonna keep his hairstyle

[tidal ocean]

afro tsurugi :hype:

[minor ore]

Speaking of afros

That hairstyle is HELL to fucking wear

Hard to manage and hard to resist the heat with

I used to wear one and it was the worst experience of my life

It wasn't even curly and it was still hell

[tidal ocean]

That's why I refer to this emote as frozen josuke

otherwise, it would hurt

[minor ore]

Smart man

[minor ore]

I SHIP MAMEZUKU X YASUHO

[final hawk]

[tidal ocean]

[tidal ocean]

found this while re-reading, and lol

[minor ore]

????

[tidal ocean]

||Oh you are approaching me||

[heavy grove]

Okay.

[tidal ocean]

Okay.

[minor ore]

When someone says jojolion sucks

[heavy grove]

No this is the thing you say when someone says jojolion sucks

[minor ore]

That's my reaction when someone says overused jokes and theories

"Guys lmao mista shoots himself xDD"

[heavy grove]

Haha kakyoin mulf hunter

Hahaha

Get the joke

[supple totem]

Ger can take on and win against every character ever introduced in jojo.

[heavy grove]

[supple totem]

Yep

Iz just too op

[heavy grove]

[supple totem]

Prob at the same time too

[heavy grove]

[supple totem]

[minor ore]

https://youtu.be/KsmjHV9JD1U

Mamezuku's theme

Because

In the lyrics

It says

"She might be with him but she's thinking about me"

And i ship yasuho x mamezuku soooo

[stark fossil]

Tsurugi's power of being able to fold stuff like paper is the most underused ability ever

What if he meets the head doctor and just folds him into a frog ez

[upper knoll]

And also it fits since its Snoop Dogg

[heavy grove]

@stark fossil tsurugi has that power?

[stark fossil]

He folds Yasuho's phone at one point I'm pretty sure

Tbh there's nothing saying he could fold anything that's not flat

[heavy grove]

Maybe

I just thought its ability is to change someone's perception

[stark fossil]

But nothing says he couldn't

So many Stand users get a little extra trick they can do

[heavy grove]

Yeah but 2 OP abilities?

[stark fossil]

Daiya and her weird injuries, Polpo and his magic fingers

[heavy grove]

Just seems unlikely to me

And if he could I feel he would've used it more

If he could

[stark fossil]

Also the thing he folds functions like what it has been made into doesn't it

Which I think was in Poor Tom arc

[heavy grove]

Yeah

But weve only seen it used in one arc

Never before or after

[stark fossil]

Like dude just make a paper gun and kill Josuke

Or whoever

[heavy grove]

I'm sure it has limitations

As all stands do

[stark fossil]

It really should, Tsurugi's power seems broken on the level of early Josuke

As far as I know the illusion still can only start when the target touches the origami

Which is nice

[minor ore]

Tsurugi's ability currently is really cool

Like it just makes people imagine anything

Early it just made things look the same

Now he can just make you anything he wants, even if it conflicts with reality

I don't think he needs the origami anymore too

[sly turret]

Jobin Bus Intensifies

[minor ore]

Holy fuck i just remembered how hilarious that was

You thought the guy won

Jobin coming to him

And then suddenly

BUS

[tidal ocean]

That part was epic lmfao

[minor ore]

ATTENTION RESIDENTS OF JOJOLION

Haelt from fellow join ? Haever wad to disase with? WELLOW IS HE TorE.
This is a petiti decion indee, it is your duty as a citizion indent Statelia. e are a people of gre and deep cus the people of JojoliVE this!
Our d is the Chfu, but asree nation you a freder fai such as the Acolytes of Ojiro and Fcc.
So rise up my cello

[minor ore]

No one:
Not a single soul:
Araki: i ship yasuho x yukako

[sly turret]

yasuho's face looks very weird

[minor ore]

This looks like mid-part 8 artstyle

It was kinda weird

They look like dudes tbh

Yasuho's neck is huge

[minor ore]

hey it's the same-face syndrome again

[upper knoll]

Yukako in part 8 artstyle 😔

[minor ore]

I hate those bangs

Disgusting

How many kills does gappy have?

Only 2 right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4U7JZ9UNos

[winter escarp]

It's not the stand that catches my eye, if you know what i mean 👀

[minor ore]

i like it how the music goes with the catches doh

[tidal ocean]

bruh @winter escarp

[winter escarp]

[minor ore]

[tidal ocean]

[minor ore]

[tidal ocean]

||She is 16||

[minor ore]

we know

[tidal ocean]

everyone knows

[minor ore]

what is the legal age for morioh anyways

[tidal ocean]

18

[minor ore]

i see

[winter escarp]

I mean Daiya looks like she's 18 so you really can't argue

[tidal ocean]

uhh kinda yes

[minor ore]

bruh i was just listening to soft & wet and then youtube decided to turn on Paisley Park

[tidal ocean]

it's jojo

[minor ore]

actually isn't the age of consent in Japan like 14

we're talking about morioh (that is not a actual place in japan) here

actually

is morioh a part of japan-

oh wait it is

[tidal ocean]

bruh

[minor ore]

why is there frosuke but not froshu

🅱oshu

[winter escarp]

Why is there frosuke but not frokira

[minor ore]

e

[tidal ocean]

frokira

[minor ore]

Josho

Norisuke 3

[tidal ocean]

F-MEGA.

[winter escarp]

OH, DASH A BAZEBOL!

[tidal ocean]

no it's not

[minor ore]

josho best jojo

[tidal ocean]

yes

||was||

[minor ore]

F

[winter escarp]

Jesus is the best jojo

[minor ore]

nah

[winter escarp]

Pucci said so in that one Scrub for Hire video

[minor ore]

Is norisuke 4 a jojo?

[tidal ocean]

You can read the kanji differently as JosdjgdıDF Joestar

-source me

[minor ore]

well his birth name is josuke but he doesn't have any ties with the Joestar bloodline

[tidal ocean]

||or does he||

[minor ore]

HMMMM

yes he does

[tidal ocean]

bruh

[minor ore]

[winter escarp]

[minor ore]

every part before part 8 is overrated trash

[winter escarp]

no u

[minor ore]

part 8 is the best piece of fiction ever written

[winter escarp]

don't worry, it's alright to have a wrong opinion

[tidal ocean]

bruh

part 8 is objectively better

[minor ore]

part 8 best

[winter escarp]

Part 8 is a good number 4 spot on my Jojo rankings

[tidal ocean]

bruh

are you for real

[queen fox]

imagine having it on number 4

imagine having it on a number

[tidal ocean]

I read JoJoLion and understand it well
It's my number 4 favorite
bruh

[winter escarp]

I'm sorry but 4, 7 and 2 are in my eyes way better than 8

[minor ore]

imagine having part 8 on any other spot than 1 or 8

Did snoop dogg die?

[tidal ocean]

"2 is way better than 8"

Epic

[winter escarp]

thanks boomer

[tidal ocean]

no problem boomer

[winter escarp]

understandable, have a nice day

[minor ore]

2 is in no way better than 8

[winter escarp]

for you

[tidal ocean]

thinking that people would respect your free opinions in internet

fatal mistake.

[minor ore]

For some reason i was way more invested in the characters and plot than 7

[winter escarp]

bruhment

[minor ore]

I read steel ball run just because i heard it was a magnum opus, the beginning chapters didn't really hook me and i was just reading because i was supposed to, not because i enjoyed it

[queen fox]

part 7 is the weirdest part imo

[tidal ocean]

The beginning of part 8 was way better than 7 for me

[queen fox]

^^

part 7 could've been better imo

[tidal ocean]

The ending was.. how do i say this

weak?

[winter escarp]

i really liked the world building the beginning of 7 had, i guess 8 is good at introducing the characters

[tidal ocean]

It didn't have the "holy shit" ending

[queen fox]

world building?

[tidal ocean]

The rest of the part was good

[queen fox]

what world building?

[minor ore]

I dunno, i just never felt any sort of attachment to any character in sbr

[winter escarp]

by world building i mean, the beginning tells us in what kind of world we are in

[minor ore]

While in jjl i instantly felt sympathy for josuke

[queen fox]

I hated Johnny's character

[vague narwhal]

Johnny is my favorite JoJo

[tidal ocean]

Eightsuke

[minor ore]

The characters in SBR early on were stereotypical and cartoonish

[tidal ocean]

[vague narwhal]

How so?

[queen fox]

dude, early sbr fucking sucks

[winter escarp]

I liked it, had a way better introduction than Stone Ocean for me

[minor ore]

Johnny was a rich kid douchebag who always went around with girls in his arms, sounds likea cartoon stereotype

[queen fox]

dude, early sbr is far worse than Stone Ocean's start

[minor ore]

^

[winter escarp]

opinions

[vague narwhal]

That's a stretch

[minor ore]

early sbr is easily worse than early so

[tidal ocean]

15 years

[vague narwhal]

How is this bad?

Early SBR is amazing, sure there were a few bad arcs but still

[minor ore]

It's not that engaging imo

[winter escarp]

bad arcs?

what

[tidal ocean]

BOOM BOOM FAMILY EPIC

[minor ore]

boom boom arc

[winter escarp]

oh yes boom booms

i forgot about that one

[queen fox]

the good is outweighed by the bad

it's just so boring to get through

[vague narwhal]

I guess Oyecamova was mediocre too

[winter escarp]

it wasn't boring for me, i was engaged with the story

[tidal ocean]

the thing is

MC gets his stand in like 20 chapters

[vague narwhal]

Yeah the race in the beginning was the best part

[minor ore]

what

[winter escarp]

it was

he's right

[minor ore]

the best part of the beginning, yes

am I the only one who liked the boom boom arc

probably

[vague narwhal]

The atmosphere of the race was so amazing

[tidal ocean]

yes, at least in here

[minor ore]

People who don't like SBR almost always have been way too hyped up by fans
People read it just because it's supposed to be some kinda transcendentally good experience and an utter masterpiece and get disappointed by the uhh... More traditional intro

[vague narwhal]

Dude

[winter escarp]

in my opinion, for me it lived up to the hype

so....

i guess i'm easy to satisfy

[minor ore]

Thus they don't form a connection with the characters to enjoy the rest of the part

[vague narwhal]

Gyro's intro was amazing, Sandmans was also so cool

come on guys

GO GO ZEPPELI!

[queen fox]

part 8 has the best chapter 1 you can ask for

[tidal ocean]

yes

[winter escarp]

it wasn't that special for me

[minor ore]

ngl I was let down by sbr because people praised it like it was the bible

[vague narwhal]

Yeah

[minor ore]

part 8 has the best beginning

[tidal ocean]

lmfao @minor ore

[minor ore]

but I still enjoyed it

[vague narwhal]

It is the bible

[minor ore]

Gyro's intro was just a dude registering and smiling like a crazy guy, hardly what i would call a "masterpiece"

[vague narwhal]

It's got jesus

[minor ore]

you right

[winter escarp]

jesus best jojo

[vague narwhal]

Jesus is a JoJo

Joshua Joseph

[minor ore]

SBR fans are way too fanatical and end up ruining it for others

[winter escarp]

i would not consider myself a fanatic, just passionate

[vague narwhal]

SBR fans are JoJo fans

No individual group

[minor ore]

what makes sbr really special imo are the characters

People who haven't even read it say it's a masterpiece, what kind of fucked up shit is that?

[queen fox]

Jojolion is way easier to get into than SBR, SBR had way too much hype and that can degrade the experience

[tidal ocean]

lmfaoo

"people who haven't even read it say it's a masterpiece"

damn

[minor ore]

It's true

[tidal ocean]

I would like to meet with people like that

[vague narwhal]

Cant blame them

[minor ore]

everyone has their own ambitions

[vague narwhal]

It's a race from San diego to new york

[tidal ocean]

yeah can't really blame them when SBR is just.. you know

[minor ore]

and they have human morality

[tidal ocean]

"BEST BEST BEST"

[vague narwhal]

Holy

[minor ore]

I still think part 4 is the best

[winter escarp]

I felt Sandman's death the most, dude just wanted to save his homeland from further colonization

[vague narwhal]

Yeah

[minor ore]

yes I loved sandman

I feel like i enjoyed part 8 so much because no one talked about it when i started reading it, i read it because i was interested and not because i was supposed to

[vague narwhal]

I cant forgive Araki after that

[tidal ocean]

Well

Sandman died in a silent way.

[minor ore]

the intro to sbr hooked me right away because native Americans are very interesting imo

[winter escarp]

same

[vague narwhal]

He legit was the first character you saw in Sbr

[queen fox]

the same people that love! part 7 say Gold Experience Requiem is a dues ex machina

[vague narwhal]

I legit thought he was a JoJo

[winter escarp]

i don't even care about GER in the first place lol

overrated

[vague narwhal]

"No u", GER

[minor ore]

I read through part 5 like a zombie, i literally had the joshu face the entire time

[tidal ocean]

lmfao

[vague narwhal]

[minor ore]

I cannot bring myself to care about part 5

[tidal ocean]

ngl same dont kill me

[winter escarp]

I couldn't watch part 5 without doing something on the side

it wasn't appealing for me

[minor ore]

[vague narwhal]

Part 5 is a better part 3 imo

[winter escarp]

i liked part 3 more than 5

[minor ore]

I stopped watching part 5 after KC reveal

[winter escarp]

don't lynch me

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Power is now level 5 !

[tidal ocean]

[minor ore]

what I didn’t even say anything

[tidal ocean]

the face of literal what the fuck moment

[minor ore]

Lmao

[tidal ocean]

WELL you said

good bot

[minor ore]

that was a minute before lol

[vague narwhal]

Kira is an underrated villian compared to Valentine

People always say Valentine is a great character

He is but dont brush aside Kira

[tidal ocean]

kira wanted a simple and quiet life
Valentine wanted US to be dominant

[winter escarp]

Valentine is a good number 2 fave for me, no one beats Kira for me

[tidal ocean]

valentine wanted the US to be the best

[minor ore]

Valentine is overrated

yup both Kira’s are goat

[vague narwhal]

Valentine did alot of things wrong

[winter escarp]

I just love Killer Queen so fucking much

[tidal ocean]

Bruh

Lucy...

[minor ore]

she’s a killa quuueeeen

[tidal ocean]

I kinda liked valentine until he did that thing with lucy

[vague narwhal]

Yeah

[kind owl]

@vague narwhal, Your Stand Power is now level 7 !

[minor ore]

I liked him more after

[vague narwhal]

I mean to he fare he didnt know it was her

But

[minor ore]

but not cause of that incident

just before he didn’t have much of anything going for him

[tidal ocean]

He literally fucking evolved after he revealed his stand

[vague narwhal]

He did want to breed with a women he didnt know

[winter escarp]

bruhment

[minor ore]

homie lost 50 pounds

[vague narwhal]

Yeah Valentine got ripped as fuck

[tidal ocean]

SCARLET EXISTS GUYS

we aren't gonna question scarlet, right

[vague narwhal]

I'm not gay but I couldn't stop looking at Valentine

[minor ore]

nah that scarlet x lucy thing was wild

[tidal ocean]

I want you to sit on me.
-Scarlet Valentine

[vague narwhal]

[minor ore]

female annasui

[vague narwhal]

I think its early part 4 manga Josuke

[tidal ocean]

oh no

[minor ore]

at least you can say that it was just this dimension where valentine is chubby, it makes sense due to his stand

[tidal ocean]

early part 4 manga josuke

[vague narwhal]

Or

[minor ore]

cursed

[vague narwhal]

This

[winter escarp]

[tidal ocean]

Best introduction ever

[vague narwhal]

I thought he was 12 when I saw this

[tidal ocean]

"oh no 12 yo MC"

Life has many doors, Lucy boy
-Mountain Tim

[minor ore]

wasn’t jonathan first shown at 12

or was it 13

I don’t remember now

[vague narwhal]

Yeah it was 12

Erina was 5

[tidal ocean]

no

[minor ore]

had a bruh moment in my head there for a second

[vague narwhal]

Imagine Jonathan wearing that

[tidal ocean]

This was supposed to be about part 8

[vague narwhal]

Schoolboy Jonathan

[minor ore]

what is part 8

[tidal ocean]

some random bad writing probably.

[vague narwhal]

Hey part 8 is great

[minor ore]

true... it has kira

[vague narwhal]

OVA Koichi

[winter escarp]

cursed

[vague narwhal]

Cute

[winter escarp]

i wont judge

[tidal ocean]

||Koichi is Yasuho in AU||

[vague narwhal]

Who played HFTF?

Best JoJo fighting game

[minor ore]

all others either were mediocre or sucked

[lusty steeple]

...

Josuke stole Kiras balls.

[hoary sun]

Your balls

Hand em over

[lusty steeple]

you have just lost ur friction

and ball privileges

[analog skiff]

Damn

Proof that Kira really does have no balls

[minor ore]

Wow early yasuho is a sight for sore eyes

I mean, she's still cool but she looks like a completely different character

[lusty steeple]

ima be honest, I though that Josuk8 was Josuke4 but he was now a sailor and his stand had changed.

(I didnt have any knowledge to the reset and such)

[sturdy fossil]

[lusty steeple]

I understand why people love joshu now.

[formal veldt]

wait

why did the rokakaka transfer the balls

it should be 1 from each

not all 4

[lusty steeple]

OH COME ON

[kind owl]

@lusty steeple, Your Stand Power is now level 3 !

[lusty steeple]

HE WAS MY FAVORITE JOJO

Also does anyone have the image for this emote

[sly turret]

Hey I just read through ur messages and saw you mention the reset, just to clarify you know JJL and SBR are unrelated to reset right

A lot of people get confused on that

[lusty steeple]

oh ok

[lusty steeple]

we stan joshu in this channel.

[rain zephyr]

Joshu asscheeks

[kind owl]

@rain zephyr, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !

[minor ore]

[glacial shoal]

Nice

[minor ore]

nice underwear

[minor ore]

Joshu shaves his legs and ass

God i wish i was yasuho there

[left flare]

[minor ore]

nice bolt and nut undies joshu

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Power is now level 10 !

[minor ore]

I love yasuho's expression of sheer shock

You can see tears in her eyes

Kinda scary tbh, imagine thinking you found your friend but it turns out it was a stranger trying to fuck you

She doesn't know it's joshu

joubin is hot don't @ me

Everyone here agrees

Except me

joshu*

Josho*

joshu's bald sides get me so riled up 😳

His bald asshole is

Making m

E

[knotty mango]

dont

even

[minor ore]

No seriously look at the picture, he has shaved legs and ass

[stark fossil]

More like butt king amirite

[minor ore]

joshu has a pretty nice ass tho

^

Joshu has a better ass than haato

true

[void viper]

[minor ore]

:))))))))

[void viper]

...........

[minor ore]

..,.,.,,,,.,,,,

[void viper]

I heard we were talking about joshu's rear end.... I came as fast as I could,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[minor ore]

a man of culture

Literally and figuratively

Came

:)

[void viper]

.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,. :)

no comment

[minor ore]

haato is big but joshu can transplant that shit so hes technically dummy thick already

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !

[minor ore]

Joshu doesn't even need transplants

[void viper]

Joshu got a space hopper already attached

[minor ore]

His screw is probably like those ground thumpers from half life 2

joshu is the hottest jojo character

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Power is now level 6 !

[minor ore]

Shakes the very foundation of earth with one thrust

[void viper]

shaking from fear of course

[minor ore]

actually josho is

joshu can solve global warming by bolting all the ice together

Shaking from the cold too because he stole all the hot for himself :))))

[void viper]

joshu has speed king..,.,.,.,

in his........................ posturer

[minor ore]

Hmmmmmm

Even mamezuku is impressed with his ample bosom

joshu has a nice zook

joshu's making me soft and wet if you know what i mean 😳

Btw, how sad is it that there's no mamezuku hentai?

[void viper]

bullshit

[minor ore]

do people not care about him that much

There's only one piece i could find, and he's not even the focus

[void viper]

if mamezuku died I wouldn't give a single shit tbh

[minor ore]

Ok fuck you

there's no damo tamaki hentai 😔

[void viper]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[minor ore]

:(

rai is cool

Mamezuku is dog

dogg

And he makes weed

[void viper]

I don't understand that metaphor

yeah but..... wait

does he give that weed to joshu?

[minor ore]

Yes, who in turn gets the entire higashikata family high

[void viper]

mamezuku is the mastermind behind making everyone high...

[minor ore]

no he gives it to norisuke so he can complete his hippie look

highgashkitas

Mamezuku is not a hippie

[void viper]

tfw no 60s hippie part

[minor ore]

[void viper]

no you silly billy

he norisuke is a hippie

[minor ore]

Yeah i slipped and my keyboatd

:(((((

[void viper]

same

[minor ore]

If i was home alone rn i'd draw some mamezuku hentai

He deserves it

[void viper]

thanks for the update

[minor ore]

Thank you for coming to my ted talk

[void viper]

keep me posted!!

[minor ore]

we need some doremifasolati do hentai

Doremi's feet

Doremi foot job

[void viper]

I refuse to spell his name correctly I will contiously misspel doremislefolfo

[minor ore]

Wait lemme try

dolomite hentai

Dorefifesalitadi do

[void viper]

I'd spell it correctly but that would break the streak

[minor ore]

doremislefolfo

Folfol

Falafel

Shwerma

[void viper]

falafel is a fucking shitpost of a word

[minor ore]

It doesn't even make sense in arabic

[void viper]

cause of your fuckin weird shit with not writing down vowels

I assume

[minor ore]

Nope, more because of our weird shit of every region having their own funky dialect

djiboutian arabic best arabic

Falafel probably makes sense to some egyptian dude fingering his toes

To me it just sounds like saying peppers in a weird way

Like if someone says "peppeeres"

[void viper]

I think it's pronounced /fa.la.fel/

just a hunch.....

[minor ore]

Peppers in arabic is folfol

[void viper]

why,,,,,,, pick a proper word!!!

[minor ore]

Folnareff

[raw temple]

Oi middle easterner here

I'll help with the pronunciation

[void viper]

folppio

[minor ore]

Please explain to us the etymology of falafel :(

[raw temple]

Peppers is FelFel

[void viper]

I'll google it but I imagine it's a shit show of an etymology

[raw temple]

And it's Felafel

La as in laugh

Fe

La

Fel

[void viper]

IT'S ARABIC DERIVED SWE

[raw temple]

No wait

[void viper]

FALAFEL COMES FROM THE ARABIC WORD FOR PEPPERS

[raw temple]

La as in Lost

Wait

Does it

[minor ore]

I sounds similar

[raw temple]

OH SHIT

[raw temple]

It does

[minor ore]

I fucking knew it

Hell yeah

[raw temple]

Congratulations

[minor ore]

:)))

[void viper]

arabic derived words in indo-European languages?.... couldn't be me....

[raw temple]

You know more than the easterner himself

[kind owl]

@raw temple, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !

[raw temple]

OH MY GOD

[minor ore]

alright now the real hard one is shwerma

[void viper]

also, for future reference, use this to explain pronunciations just for international compatibility :))))))
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Phonetic_Alphabet

@minor ore

[minor ore]

It's turkish, should have known

They got their own funky language out there

[void viper]

I think a with a marcon is pronouced like an "e" in some dialects?

so close enough for me....

[minor ore]

Out here we call it shawarma but people abroad call it shwerma

jojolion chat is like #off-topic-general but without the normies

Yes

[void viper]

which is why it's the best chat

[minor ore]

yes

[void viper]

why do you think I have basically everything muted now except this and offtopic

twas just scripture!

[keen coral]

anyways if you wanna discuss sex in detail that's fine, but I don't think this the place to do it

I know you all prefer todo's server for being more mature or something so might as well use that for sex discussion

or DMs

[minor ore]

joshu likes undertale

[void viper]

joshu kins sans

[minor ore]

joshu is papyrus in a wig

joshu pacifist run

I'm hoping jojolion doesn't get animated so normies don't get to experience it

^

IF it gets animated i hope they go full vaporwave mode

yes it's how it should be done

[void viper]

as much as I hate gate keeping I have to agree

[minor ore]

OMG 4 BALLS xDDD

[tidal ocean]

XD

89 HAHA

[void viper]

XDDDDDDDDDD

[tidal ocean]

I already can feel it

[void viper]

ok but 89 is actually hilarious because you can say it in anime only discussion and everyone's confused

[tidal ocean]

"norisuke best waifu"

[minor ore]

Honestly kira's 0 balls is much funnier

[tidal ocean]

I love reacting with "89" in every channel

[minor ore]

4 balls is getting stale

[void viper]

as if I have anime only discussion unmuted

good one

[dusk stone]

there will be incels that will unironically relate to joshu

[minor ore]

There will be idiots who unironically think he's a bad guy

there already are people who haven't even thought about reading part 8 but hate on joshu because memes

[void viper]

jojokes is a tumour

[minor ore]

they should give part 8 a 60's vibe by putting everyone through a drug trip when they eat a rokaka

I love how valentine maliciously tries to rape a 14 year old but no one acknowledges it
But good ol Joshu gets hated for literally being tricked into almost having sex

[tidal ocean]

wait

people hate him for THAT?

[void viper]

yes

[tidal ocean]

bruh

It's like blaming a man for breathing

[minor ore]

People hate joshu because they think he's a rapist
The jojoke culture is to blame for this

absolutely

i like how valentine went from this flabby fat dude to a hunk i want a part of

he thought that she gave consent

[dusk stone]

I mean, it his fault for immediately assuming Yasuho wanted to bang

[minor ore]

People see the panels out of context and think joshu is legit a disgusting incel

Not really

Go back and read the panels

first panel with valentine

he was fat

She gets really touchy with him

oh joshu skksks

[dusk stone]

Because she thinks he's Josuke

[minor ore]

And tells him to go somewhere private while calling him joshi

The point is it was a horrible situation for everyone involved, and tsurugi is to blame

Joshu and yasuho are not at fault

[void viper]

cringe fuckin nae nae baby

[dusk stone]

Tsurugi the cringe ass nae nae baby

[minor ore]

Oh also tsurugo tries to rape yasuho early on

also joshu shaves his ass

Tsurugi gropes her and smells her hair

[void viper]

tsuru:menacing:

yeah but he's only 9 so it's a bit different

not much different

[tidal ocean]

bruh all the things tsurugi did to yasuho

[minor ore]

Tsurugi is the true rapist here, not joshu

[tidal ocean]

yes

[minor ore]

yes

[void viper]

yes

[tidal ocean]

yes

[minor ore]

tsurugi is a fucking creep i hate him

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Power is now level 2 !

[minor ore]

people should hate on the cringe ass nae nae baby

hes like 10 but i still hate him

his stupid fucking cheeks

tsurugi isn't a big creep

I like his puns

only in the PMK arc

he just licks yasuho and gropes her repeatedly

He's much more instantly likeable than joshu

[tidal ocean]

Mfw people still think that Joshu isn'the main villain

[minor ore]

after that he's just a cringe ass nae nae baby

joshu's bald as a baby

joshu going down the drain was one of the funniest moments in jojo ever

[void viper]

oh god that was fucking hilarious

[minor ore]

It was kinda creepy tbh

The visuals

[void viper]

wait...

[minor ore]

Especially in black and white

[void viper]

find the panels biatch!!

[minor ore]

No

read them in color 4head

damo's combover coming off was really funny too

that was one of the best arcs in jojolion imo

it really was

I saw that one before i read JJL and i thought the water was actually hard, like spikes were piercing his brain

[void viper]

vitamin C was the best

[minor ore]

refresh me on that stand rq

[void viper]

Jojolion peaked at Vitamin C!

[minor ore]

was vitamin c the damo fight?

Makes you soft and wet

[void viper]

yes it was

[minor ore]

Yes

i can agree then it was a good ass fight

he was the perfect main villain

Oh the song is also a banger

Probably the best jojolion song

i really liked the storytelling for yoshikage and old josuke whatever his name is pasts

YOU'RE LOSING

YOU'RE LOSING

[stark fossil]

Josefumi @minor ore

[minor ore]

https://youtu.be/9a1NhRbNJ_Y

ege bamyasi

damo was so badass I wish he was the main villain

YOU'RE LOSING YOUR EGE BAMYASI

tfw you lose your ege bamyasi :(

The song just sounds so sexy tho

yes

really one of the best references in jojolion

jojolion references a lot of sexy sounding songs

[tidal ocean]

v i t a m i n c

epic fight

[minor ore]

King nothing yes what a sexy song

[tidal ocean]

I love it honestly

[minor ore]

Awaking III yes so sexy MMMMM

https://youtu.be/-SXL_0lHWaU

very sexy

[tidal ocean]

bruh

[minor ore]

Binaural beats

veetamin c

native american flute
player is called james

he's james

https://youtu.be/5kuI2OXSoJY

none

3D bird

3D bird best

https://youtu.be/AYz5Qvg7WEo

Wtf? A jojo pfp 2 weeks ago on that video?

https://youtu.be/kxcQ4nJAFyI
this is incredible

I can't tell if this is a shitpost or not

[tidal ocean]

[minor ore]

Rihanna - Love the way you lie (feat. Hank Hill)

https://youtu.be/kxcQ4nJAFyI

[tidal ocean]

can you not

[minor ore]

hank hill

[tidal ocean]

[minor ore]

lockandload30 is a legend

[tidal ocean]

[minor ore]

Guys i did it

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Power is now level 20 !

[minor ore]

I finally found the origin of the worst two emotes in this entire server
Who could have guessed they were by the same guy....

[tidal ocean]

worst two emotes

includes

[void viper]

worst

Worst

[minor ore]

:))))))

[tidal ocean]

Worst

r a i

[minor ore]

What the hell does contempt mean anyway

[tidal ocean]

uh

[minor ore]

Angry? Disgusted?

Jealous?

[hoary snow]

Hatred

I'm p sure

[tidal ocean]

all of them.

[void viper]

contempt is just, putrid disgust towards

[minor ore]

He does look pretty hateful there

[void viper]

pure vitriol

[minor ore]

?????

Vitriol?

[void viper]

.

[minor ore]

I think that's an alchemy ingredient

[hoary snow]

Vitriol is an even harder word dude

[void viper]

guess you all just don't game as hard as me 😎

[minor ore]

Sorry that i don't speak the language your country invented on a literary level, totally my fault there

[hoary snow]

Sorry man dumb bitch juice was on sale yesterday

[minor ore]

[sly turret]

[void viper]

frosuke is the best emote sorry!!

#sorrynotsorry #justspeakingmymind

[supple totem]

im pretty sure thats tooru and not frooske

tooru is just josuke with afro

[minor ore]

Frooske

[supple totem]

frooske = tooru

[grizzled pilot]

[minor ore]

Hey at least they didn't call it :frousuke:

I know Mike really wanted to

[tidal ocean]

Josuke sleep
Jousuke woke

[minor ore]

Jousuke is such a bad name i don't even know where to start

jousuke sounds a bit disgusting ngl

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Power is now level 7 !

[minor ore]

joushu

joushou

[void viper]

jousuke is the best name for him...

[minor ore]

jōsuke

Wait wait

FUCK

What is this shit

Fucking disxord searcj

jousuke > gappy > josuk8 > 2osuke

[void viper]

yes lets put a marcon on the o in jousuke

glorgious

[minor ore]

just call him josuke smh

[void viper]

jÜskuke

[vague narwhal]

I call him Gappy

Much better

[void viper]

j○suke

fuck it I'm calling him j○suke from now on

[minor ore]

who's gappy? I don't know a character called gappy

[vague narwhal]

Lol

Hes called Gappy on the internet because of his gap tooth

[void viper]

yeah but that's not his name....

[minor ore]

^

[void viper]

lets start calling gyro big ball mcGee

[minor ore]

Ok oK OK OKKKKKKO

DUDE

OKKOK

Wait up

[vague narwhal]

Yeah but still

Gappy is a good name

[minor ore]

Spanish josuke with a mustache
Jósuke

I prefer calling characters by their canon names

[void viper]

he doesn't even havce a gap anymore araki you hackfraud

[minor ore]

Jõsuke

[void viper]

just pronunce josuke in a mexican accent; "youhsukay"

[vague narwhal]

Why couldn't Araki give Gappy a name with a JoJo

[minor ore]

jose

[grizzled pilot]

he did

[vague narwhal]

it would be cool if he called him Josefumi

Even tho that's already a character

[grizzled pilot]

"josuke" is a jojo pun

[vague narwhal]

I know that the kanjo for Suke can be read as Jo

[west zealot]

Spanish Josuke is Josue if you ask me

[minor ore]

yes

[vague narwhal]

Nah

Its Jose

[grizzled pilot]

its jorge

smh

[vague narwhal]

Ah yes

Jorge

[west zealot]

Lmao Jorge Joestar already exists FOOL

[vague narwhal]

Which is pronounced whore hey

[void viper]

jorge joestar is the only canon piece of media

[west zealot]

^^^

[vague narwhal]

Dont remind me of Jorge Joestar

[grizzled pilot]

he is the already canon spanish jojo

[minor ore]

Yorge yostar

[vague narwhal]

36 kars on mars

Diavolo is Jonathan's son

[grizzled pilot]

epic funny

[vague narwhal]

A la squadra island

[grizzled pilot]

funnier valentine

[void viper]

funniest valentine

[vague narwhal]

3 Valentines

[grizzled pilot]

reimi is a stand

[void viper]

morioh is actually just great britain but upside down

[minor ore]

Here's how i feel about this conversation

[vague narwhal]

3 headed Made in Heaven

[void viper]

and 3 headed C-moon

[vague narwhal]

3 headed Whitesnake

[grizzled pilot]

dio is jesus

[west zealot]

Wow the frosuke emote so creative and funny!!!1!!!11!!

[minor ore]

made in heaven ultimate requiem

[grizzled pilot]

and giorno is dio (sdc)

[vague narwhal]

Kars resets the universe 36 times

[minor ore]

Shut up

[grizzled pilot]

it wasn't kars

[void viper]

hold on swe

[west zealot]

you shut up

[void viper]

I'll be back in a few minuites with my next masterpiece

[west zealot]

[grizzled pilot]

it was usually pucci

[minor ore]

Huh??!?!?

[vague narwhal]

I'm waiting

Remeber

There are only three JoJos who have the last name Joestar

5 if you count Jorge and Joji

[west zealot]

Jongadong Joestar

[minor ore]

all three suck

[vague narwhal]

Johngali A Joestar

[west zealot]

Johngalli*

[vague narwhal]

Woah

Hold on

Joseph doesnt suck

[grizzled pilot]

jonathan's okay. the rest are take em or leave em

[vague narwhal]

And Johnny is amazing

[minor ore]

joshu moment

[west zealot]

frosuke react omegalul

[minor ore]

Johnny is cool

Joseph is kinda trash

What's your problem dude

Jonathan is mid

[vague narwhal]

He has the best development and he's the most real JoJo

[grizzled pilot]

who cares

[minor ore]

josho best jojo

josho is the most real jojo

[vague narwhal]

[minor ore]

:feosukeh:

[grizzled pilot]

[vague narwhal]

Which JoJo villians reveal made you go "damn"

[minor ore]

norisuke III best

[grizzled pilot]

kumagawa

[minor ore]

Oh no

[grizzled pilot]

jojo part 9

[vague narwhal]

For me its Valentines

[west zealot]

Hirohiko Araki

[grizzled pilot]

anyway uhhhh dio and pucci i guess

[minor ore]

Kumagawa is the nut king call solo story we all were wishing for

pucci best villain

[grizzled pilot]

kars too but for a different reason

[void viper]

good evening swe

I have returned

[minor ore]

FUCK

[vague narwhal]

Wew what happened?

[minor ore]

happened

[void viper]

I have produced one of, if not the, greatest pfp to date

[tidal ocean]

I check this chat and boom 120 new messages epic

[vague narwhal]

[void viper]

120 new messages?!?!?!