jojolion

[minor ore]

he showers in the stuff

[heavy grove]

Guys

Guys

[minor ore]

thats why his hair look like that

[tidal ocean]

Let's not forget

he has the best introduction

[heavy grove]

For scientific purposes

[minor ore]

He sprays cologne instead of showering

[vast ermine]

Yall think Joshu is the SBR universe version of ricegum

[heavy grove]

I need pictures of joshus hands

[tidal ocean]

same

[heavy grove]

[winter escarp]

we found the Yoshikage

[vast ermine]

[rich hearth]

Joshu will throw hands with you

[minor ore]

[winter escarp]

[vast ermine]

Joshukage

[minor ore]

Poor Tom is a LEGO fan, his favorite movie is The LEGO Movie

[heavy grove]

Poor Tom is a LEGO fan, his favorite movie is The LEGO Movie

[minor ore]

Poor Tom is a LEGO fan, his favorite movie is The LEGO Movie

[winter escarp]

Poor Tom is a LEGO fan, his favorite movie is The LEGO Movie

[vast ermine]

[rich hearth]

[tidal ocean]

Poor Tom is a LEGO fan, his favorite movie is The LEGO Movie

[vast ermine]

[analog skiff]

Doctor Wu is a Gravel fan, his favourite movie is The Gravel Movie

[winter escarp]

i love and hate the fact that i started a copypasta

[minor ore]

like a buncha wolves howling uselessly at the moon

[vast ermine]

THE GRAVEL MOVIE

[inner gust]

Stand represent the user

[heavy grove]

Poor Tom is not a LEGO fan, his least favorite movie is The LEGO Movie

[minor ore]

wtf dude

[inner gust]

I saw it as

[tidal ocean]

bruh

[heavy grove]

Joshu likes to nut

[analog skiff]

Are there any stands that don't make sense with the user?

[minor ore]

no

[inner gust]

he's an adult so a big house kinda represents tha but is also like a kid so its a toy

[minor ore]

[heavy grove]

[minor ore]

Joshu is a WEED fan, his favorite household is The LEGO Movie

[inner gust]

idk thats how I saw it

[minor ore]

bruh moment

[heavy grove]

Tree lambo moment

[sly turret]

Bwah moment

[minor ore]

poor slimbo nice real jojo analysis at the worst possible time

[inner gust]

Joshu's stand is Nut king call

[tidal ocean]

Joshu Brings weed into Higashikata house and gets everyone high

[inner gust]

cause he wants to NUT LIKE A KING

[minor ore]

Joshu Brings weed into Higashikata house and gets everyone high

[heavy grove]

He wants to nut on yasuho

[winter escarp]

Joshu Brings weed into Higashikata house and gets everyone high

[tidal ocean]

bruh

[minor ore]

🍁

[vast ermine]

Canada

Canada Joshu

[analog skiff]

Remember when Daiya tried to force her step-brother into a relationship with her?

[minor ore]

Canadian Joshu Brings weed into Higashikata house and gets everyone high

Poor Tom is a Poor Tom, his Poorest Tom is The Porn Tom

[vast ermine]

Can we get a joshu goes to canada one shot

[winter escarp]

Poor Tom is a Poor Tom, his Poorest Tom is The Porn Tom

[analog skiff]

Daiya is into her fucking step brother

[minor ore]

joshu goes to canada and has a good time part 9

[vast ermine]

^

[sly turret]

Joshu Fly High With Gucci

[tidal ocean]

[winter escarp]

Joshu Fly High With Pucci

[inner gust]

Stands for the MOST part represent their user in some way

not all though

[vast ermine]

Joshu Fly High with Canada

[minor ore]

Joshu Fly High With Canadian Joshu Brings weed into Higashikata house and gets everyone high

[heavy grove]

LEGO is a poor tom fan, his favorite movie is The poor tom Movie

[analog skiff]

Which ones don't?

slimbo

[tidal ocean]

what about stands in part 1 and 2

[inner gust]

Some part 3 villains

and just more minor characters

[analog skiff]

Eh I feel the part 3 villains we see work enough with the stands

[minor ore]

95% of stands reflect the user id say its valid

[analog skiff]

I can't think really of any that don't

[vast ermine]

Joshu Fly High With Canadian Joshu Brings weed into Higashikata house and gets everyone high But Josuke is straight edge and uses Soft and Wet to steal the weed from everyone

[inner gust]

No I mean like parrael their personality

Like I said most do

[minor ore]

Joshu Fly High With Canadian Joshu Brings weed into Higashikata house and gets everyone high But Josuke is straight edge and uses Soft and Wet to steal the weed from everyone with Joshu Fly High With Canadian Joshu Brings weed into Higashikata house and gets everyone high But Josuke is straight edge and uses Soft and Wet to steal the weed from everyone

[analog skiff]

Which ones don't?

[inner gust]

Gappys stand is to take things

[analog skiff]

Joshu Fly High With Canadian Joshu Brings weed into Higashikata house and gets everyone high But Josuke is straight edge and uses Soft and Wet to steal the weed from everyone with Joshu Fly High With Canadian Joshu Brings weed into Higashikata house and gets everyone high But Josuke is straight edge and uses Soft and Wet to steal the weed from everyone LEGO MOVIE

[inner gust]

because he had something taken from him

[winter escarp]

Joshu Fly High With Canadian Joshu Brings weed into Higashikata house and gets everyone high But Josuke is straight edge and uses Soft and Wet to steal the weed from everyone. Joshu is a friend of Poor Tom who likes LEGO and his favorite movie is The LEGO Movie.

[tidal ocean]

I'm saving that thank you

[analog skiff]

mods: hey we're going to discord

[inner gust]

I always thought mariah and baset was pretty weak

like

why?

[analog skiff]

pre-jojolion fans: let's discuss the series in earnest

jojolion fans: Joshu Fly High With Canadian Joshu Brings weed into Higashikata house and gets everyone high But Josuke is straight edge and uses Soft and Wet to steal the weed from everyone. Joshu is a friend of Poor Tom who likes LEGO and his favorite movie is The LEGO Movie.

[minor ore]

|| joshu brinf whed ainto haihah hoosoo et getsi ciPoor Tom is a LEGfnjs highO fan, his athfavorite movie is Thburns ite LEGO Moviefnn WEEEEDPoor Tom is a LEGOrit||ie

[vast ermine]

Jojolion is just arakis shitpost

[winter escarp]

@analog skiff as it should be

[minor ore]

thanos joshu

thanos joshu

[analog skiff]

Well mariah and bastet

[inner gust]

Joshu would never smoke the weed

hes a no fap incel

[winter escarp]

you think so

[analog skiff]

she seems kinda characterized as the type of men attracter

[inner gust]

I know so

[vast ermine]

Joshu would inject weed into his dick given the first chance

[analog skiff]

but would stab them in the back at the end

so I feel that kinda fits her

[inner gust]

@analog skiff hmmmm

[analog skiff]

a deadly attraction

[inner gust]

maybe actually

[winter escarp]

guys ||Joshu Fly High With Canadian Joshu Brings weed into Higashikata house and gets everyone high But Josuke is straight edge and uses Soft and Wet to steal the weed from everyone. Joshu is a friend of Poor Tom who likes LEGO and his favorite movie is The LEGO Movie.||

[inner gust]

ooh

good one

[minor ore]

ATTENTION RESIDENTS OF JOJOLION

Have you ever felt the cringe from fellow jojo fans in #jojo-anime-discussion ? Have you ever wanted to disassociate with such trash? WELL NOW IS THE TIME for us to RISE.
This is a petition for the declaration of jojolion independence, it is your duty as a citizen of this channel to SIGN and contribute to the creation of the great independent State of Jojolia. We are a people of great scientific discovery and deep culture, the people of Jojolia DESERVE this!
Our primary religion is the Church of Joshu, but as a free nation you a free to practice any other faiths such as the Acolytes of Ojiro and Followers of Pucci etc.
So rise up my fellow citizens, rise up and sign the petition to gain our FREEDOM!!!

tl:dr please react :c

[analog skiff]

Do we have the church of brain storm?

[inner gust]

I mean stand users who get 0 personality of course

[analog skiff]

best stand

[winter escarp]

I've read it, thank you Pope very cool

[minor ore]

ATTENTION RESIDENTS OF JOJOLION

Have you ever felt the cringe from fellow jojo fans in #jojo-anime-discussion ? Have you ever wanted to disassociate with such trash? WELL NOW IS THE TIME for us to RISE.
This is a petition for the declaration of jojolion independence, it is your duty as a citizen of this channel to SIGN and contribute to the creation of the great independent State of Jojolia. We are a people of great scientific discovery and deep culture, the people of Jojolia DESERVE this!
Our primary religion is the Church of Joshu, but as a free nation you a free to practice any other faiths such as the Acolytes of Ojiro and Followers of Pucci etc.
So rise up my fellow citizens, rise up and sign the petition to gain our FREEDOM!!!

tl:dr please react :c

E

[vast ermine]

Best stand is easily Cheap trick

[winter escarp]

ATTENTION RESIDENTS OF JOJOLION

Have you ever felt the cringe from fellow jojo fans in #jojo-anime-discussion ? Have you ever wanted to disassociate with such trash? WELL NOW IS THE TIME for us to RISE.
This is a petition for the declaration of jojolion independence, it is your duty as a citizen of this channel to SIGN and contribute to the creation of the great independent State of Jojolia. We are a people of great scientific discovery and deep culture, the people of Jojolia DESERVE this!
Our primary religion is the Church of Joshu, but as a free nation you a free to practice any other faiths such as the Acolytes of Ojiro and Followers of Pucci etc.
So rise up my fellow citizens, rise up and sign the petition to gain our FREEDOM!!!

tl:dr please react :c

[inner gust]

I wondered why brunos stand was Sitcky fingers

[minor ore]

sitcky fingers

[tidal ocean]

Lmfao I can't imagine an anime only checking this chat

[inner gust]

true

[minor ore]

ATTENTION RESIDENTS OF JOJOLION

||Haelt from fellow join ? Haever wad to disase with? WELLOW IS HE TorE.
This is a petiti decion indee, it is your duty as a citizion indent Statelia. e are a people of gre and deep cus the people of JojoliVE this!
Our d is the Chfu, but asree nation you a freder fai such as the Acolytes of Ojiro and Fcc.
So rise up my cello||

[inner gust]

he doesnt wash his hands

[tidal ocean]

just imagine being an anime only and checking this chat

[winter escarp]

@minor ore i don't speak that language

[vast ermine]

Wait do yall not know why its called sticky finges

[inner gust]

Imagine being a anime only

NO

[minor ore]

It's not a language

[analog skiff]

Harvest vs Bad Company vs Sex Pistols vs Metallica vs Brain Storm

[inner gust]

I know the band

but like

[vast ermine]

No

[analog skiff]

Colony stand FFA

[inner gust]

why is that his ability

[vast ermine]

its an album

[analog skiff]

And their users are there too

[inner gust]

to zip things

[minor ore]

Fly / and / Josuke / But / LEGO / into / friend / Joshu / gets / straight / from / favorite / LEGO / everyone / of / Movie. / Tom / to / his / uses / and / Canadian / and / Joshu / everyone. / is / High / weed / is / Joshu / likes / steal / Wet / who / Poor / With / Brings / the / The / high / a / Higashikata / weed / house / edge / Soft / and / movie / is

[vast ermine]

The cover of the stones album sticky fingers there was a zipper

[inner gust]

I know its rolling stones lol

[vast ermine]

an actual zipper that could zip

[winter escarp]

@minor ore someone should alphabetize that

[minor ore]

lmao

[inner gust]

I was just saying I know its from them

IT DID?

[vast ermine]

Yes

[inner gust]

thats tight

[vast ermine]

it is

thats why Sticky fingers is one of my fav music references

[winter escarp]

Do you think Bruno uses Sticky Fingers to unzip his pants for him?

[vast ermine]

Well look

Look at the cober

*Cover

Probably yes

[minor ore]

yeah bruno doesnt even need zzippers on his pants

[vast ermine]

Bruno can piss out of whatever pants he pleases

[minor ore]

A haiku for josh U
Kind of hard to do
But i did it for U

[vast ermine]

:)

[minor ore]

awww

[winter escarp]

@minor ore i cri

[minor ore]

d'awwww

[winter escarp]

it was so beautiful

[vast ermine]

Do you guys think polnareff could suck dick

[minor ore]

wait a minute

[tidal ocean]

wtf

[minor ore]

THATS NOT A REAL HAIKU

[winter escarp]

bruh

[tidal ocean]

bruh

[minor ore]

Bruh

bruh moment

[tidal ocean]

||This chat sometimes make me regret reading part 8||

[winter escarp]

||no u||

[minor ore]

Uhh i mean...
Attentio reisnd of jojlion!!!!!

[vast ermine]

Joshu Nut king call
Money money cash money
Oops this kinda sucks

REAL HAIKU

REAL JOSHU HAIKU

[winter escarp]

[minor ore]

I thought haikus are supposed to have the same number of syllables

[vast ermine]

5 / 7 / 5

[minor ore]

.
.
A̒̾̕T̅̈́͞T̊͠͠E̿̅͂N̂̆̂Ṫ̀͠I͛̏̚Ỏ͘͞N̿̿͡ R̽͋́E̅̍͝S̓̒̕Ỉ͂̋Ḋ͒̉Ē̛͗Ň̀͑T̉̂̾S̾̾͞ Ō͆͋F̓̔͡ J́̊͠O͋̉͋J̉͒͋O̐̐̐L̒̌̊I͑̓̓O͒͊͝N̋̓́
̽̽̚

[tidal ocean]

guys 89

[minor ore]

ATTENTION RESIDENTS OF JOJOLION

Haelt from fellow join ? Haever wad to disase with? WELLOW IS HE TorE.
This is a petiti decion indee, it is your duty as a citizion indent Statelia. e are a people of gre and deep cus the people of JojoliVE this!
Our d is the Chfu, but asree nation you a freder fai such as the Acolytes of Ojiro and Fcc.
So rise up my cello

wow swecoo didnt even pass english

[sleek mason]

where did this meme start? legit curious

[minor ore]

passing english is not a meme

Which one?

[tidal ocean]

swe coo started the attention meme

[minor ore]

:)

[winter escarp]

Guys i got a haiku

[tidal ocean]

It's also not a meme, it's facts

[minor ore]

lets hear it

[winter escarp]

Pucci Is Boneless
So is Kono Dio Da Ok
But Pucci Gucci

[vast ermine]

"Woah there" -mamezuku

[minor ore]

pucci is 4 syllables lol

[winter escarp]

no u

[inner gust]

Joshu is one of the most memorable jojo characters lmao

Hes shockingly likeable

even if hes a fucking idiot

[vast ermine]

He sucks and its great

[minor ore]

Joshu is unironically one of the best jojo characters

[inner gust]

He's just obviously pathetic

[vast ermine]

His stand is p op too

[inner gust]

Too bad he sucks

[vast ermine]

Ye

[winter escarp]

Gyro is still better than Joshu

[vast ermine]

He has okuyasu syndrome

[inner gust]

I agree

[minor ore]

unironically joshu is pretty funny

[vast ermine]

Oh ofc, gyro is gem

[minor ore]

and i do like him

[inner gust]

Oku was more compotent i'd say lol

Atleast he HELPED josuke

[vast ermine]

yeah

[minor ore]

joshu helped josuke

theyre buddies

[vast ermine]

Okuyasu knew vaguely what to do and how to do it

[inner gust]

Dunno about that

[vast ermine]

Joshu isnt really a jobro tho

[inner gust]

He isnt

he is not a friend lmao

[vast ermine]

Hes more of an occasional inconvenience

[stark fossil]

Joshu is the protagonist

[inner gust]

true

[winter escarp]

right

[vast ermine]

I mean Milagro man arc

[analog skiff]

Everyone says we don't know the villain of part 8 yet

idiots

[stark fossil]

Pog

[tidal ocean]

oh no

[vast ermine]

Pin it

[tidal ocean]

part 1 joshu

[vast ermine]

Pin it

[analog skiff]

the fish sausage company CEO is the villain

[minor ore]

they should just fuckin go crazy and give everyone in this server the right to pin

[winter escarp]

lmao imagine if that's the case and we've all been bamboozled

[vast ermine]

Im p sure the hat seller is the villain

[inner gust]

So uh

is the dude in gappys memory dropped

[stark fossil]

Shakedown Road leaves villain

[inner gust]

like I think the "LE ARAKI FORGOT XD" stuff is a meme

BUT

come on

[stark fossil]

They can move things around real quick

Like uhh chairs etc.

So fast it hurts you

[vast ermine]

Shake down road leaves are gyro requiem

CHANGE MY MIND

[stark fossil]

How can they be Gyro Requiem when they're Stray Cat Requiem

[minor ore]

Guys

I got haiku

ok

[vast ermine]

Cause they were created by the spin

[minor ore]

better be good

[winter escarp]

unlike mine

[minor ore]

for the embarrassment you posted last time

[vast ermine]

They are like ball breaker

[stark fossil]

Don't believe in God
I enjoy fish sausages
Fish sausages bae

[inner gust]

its Poco Loco great great grandson

[minor ore]

Mamzuku eat bean
Where is mamezuku gone?
Mamezuku shitt

[inner gust]

@stark fossil

[winter escarp]

lmao

[vast ermine]

johnny vs kira chew battle

[minor ore]

There's no way i'll ever be friends with a cow

that haiku was pretty good

thanks man

[inner gust]

Kira ismore of a SUCK guy

[minor ore]

Np

[vast ermine]

Kira is the chew master wym

[stark fossil]

89 years old?
I know I'm repeating but
89 years old???

[winter escarp]

ok boomer

[minor ore]

boomer in chat lmao

[winter escarp]

[inner gust]

@vast ermine lmao I know DWUANG brotha

I had to read dwuang back when that was the only scan avalible

[vast ermine]

VS

[winter escarp]

remove that C damn it

[vast ermine]

Munch or chew who wins

[inner gust]

the virgin munch

[minor ore]

chew

easy

[inner gust]

vs THE CHAD CHEW

[stark fossil]

vs the Thad swishing through your teeth until it becomes liquid

[minor ore]

Johnny looks like a 50 year old whore in the lefg

[vast ermine]

So do u

[winter escarp]

Jesus does that to you

don't do Jesus kids

[minor ore]

Pray to joshu

He's a god so he doesn't believe in himself

He needs motivation :(

[winter escarp]

true

[vast ermine]

Could paisley park find my dad

[winter escarp]

no

[minor ore]

no

he's gone, im sorry bud

[vast ermine]

:(

[winter escarp]

no one can find that buddy

[inner gust]

Its hard to find 2 people

[vast ermine]

HA GAY'

GAY JOKe

@ everyone

[winter escarp]

[vast ermine]

GAY JOKE GUYS

[inner gust]

I'll be here all week

[vast ermine]

LAUGH

[winter escarp]

say sike right now

[inner gust]

and whats the deal with throwin up?

[minor ore]

🏳️‍🌈

[vast ermine]

Milk shit

[inner gust]

ya dont throw up

[stark fossil]

Gay joke

Gay joke

[inner gust]

YA THROW DOWN

[minor ore]

PoOr ToP LeGU FAn

[winter escarp]

Poor Tom is a LEGO Fan, his favorite movie is The LEGO Movie

[inner gust]

Damn imagine finding out stands are real

and you finally get one

and its comes in a lego boxset

[winter escarp]

bruhment

[vast ermine]

Mamezuke makes me uncomfortable

*zuku

[winter escarp]

Mamezuko

[winter escarp]

YES

[minor ore]

spoilers

Hey guys

[winter escarp]

Thank you for understanding it

[vast ermine]

I think old joseph and Iroh would get along

[winter escarp]

for sure

[minor ore]

Did you know zook is the word for ass in my language?
So saying mamezuku is like saying your mom's ass

[winter escarp]

bruh

[vast ermine]

Nona of my friends agree that joseph was a decent mentor to jotaro and actually helped him

[minor ore]

whats your language

Some weird local dialect of arabic

Not pure arabic

[stark fossil]

What could Joseph have helped about Stands

Not even Araki knew anything about them

Cut him some slack

[winter escarp]

Guys i have a theory

[minor ore]

A game theroy

[stark fossil]

A game theory

[minor ore]

wait for real @minor ore thats pretty neat

Thans gor watvin

[stark fossil]

Ffs

[winter escarp]

Reimi's dog looks like the same species as Sam from Sam and Max, Araki is a Sam and Max fan

[vast ermine]

sneeze

[stark fossil]

If Reimi wore the big hat I'd agree

[minor ore]

wow i didnt know araki was a sam and max fan

I prefer rick and mor

Ty

No problem swe

Tganks

[stark fossil]

I prefer 3D Johnny Depp pirate movie

[winter escarp]

i get it

[pallid geode]

Why do all the characters have the same faces in part 8

[tidal ocean]

[stark fossil]

I think he just takes too much energy drawing costumes

[minor ore]

Are yoy actually ret

[vast ermine]

Cause youre being affected by paper moon king

[stark fossil]

And that's probably how he would prefer you identify characters anyway

[winter escarp]

bruh Paper Moon King

it's a disturbing stand

[vast ermine]

tis

[winter escarp]

sends shivers down my spine

[minor ore]

tis

[winter escarp]

bodies aching all the time

[pallid geode]

Ugh

[winter escarp]

goodbye everybody i got to go

[vast ermine]

I thought it kinda sucked at first but what it did to doobie wah guy was cool

[winter escarp]

gotta leave you all behind and face the truth

[minor ore]

Joshu sends shivers down mybspine when he breaches my culottes

goodbye best jobro gyro thanks for the copypasta

[vast ermine]

Micky mouse enters reality

[minor ore]

Goddbye fren

[stark fossil]

If there's no Mickey this shit ain't Disney🇹 🇲

[pallid geode]

That stinks if araki would really prefer people to be identified by their clothing more than their physical appearance

[minor ore]

If there's no higashikata household this shit ain't joshu brings weed to the higashikata househokd

[stark fossil]

I'm just guessing I don't claim to understand the guy

[vast ermine]

tbh they dont look exactly the same

[minor ore]

If there's no higashikata household this shit ain't joshu brings weed to the higashikata househokd If there's no higashikata household this shit ain't joshu brings weed to the higashikata househokd If there's no higashikata household this shit ain't joshu brings weed to the higashikata househokd If there's no higashikata household this shit ain't joshu brings weed to the higashikata househokd

If there's no higashikata household this shit ain't joshu brings weed to the higashikata househokd If there's no higashikata household this shit ain't joshu brings weed to the higashikata househokd If there's no higashikata household this shit ain't joshu brings weed to the higashikata househokd If there's no higashikata household this shit ain't joshu brings weed to the higashikata househokd

[winter escarp]

If there's no higashikata household this shit ain't joshu brings weed to the higashikata househokd If there's no higashikata household this shit ain't joshu brings weed to the higashikata househokd If there's no higashikata household this shit ain't joshu brings weed to the higashikata househokd If there's no higashikata household this shit ain't joshu brings weed to the higashikata househokd

[stark fossil]

People had a point with some of the SBR stuff but I don't think there's that much sameface now

[pallid geode]

In that pic of all the jojos araki drew in the style of part 8 they literally all have the same pouty lips and nose

[vast ermine]

If there's no higashikata household this shit ain't joshu brings weed to the higashikata househokd If there's no higashikata household this shit ain't joshu brings weed to the higashikata househokd If there's no higashikata household this shit ain't joshu brings weed to the higashikata househokd If there's no higashikata household this shit ain't joshu brings weed to the higashikata househokd Soft and josuke make weed bubbles and does the stanky leg on joshy and norisuke eats beans the end

[winter escarp]

Part 6 had a big same face syndrome

[pallid geode]

Its like he uses the same fashion model face for reference when designing characters

[minor ore]

so do 7 and 8 tbh

You ever try drawing different facial structures?

Kinda hard

[pallid geode]

But hes done it before

[minor ore]

lmao

Yeah when tge mangabwas shitt

[winter escarp]

bruh

[minor ore]

William zepp

the sameface is fince most the time

Witch nose willy

[winter escarp]

lmao

[minor ore]

best jobro i thought u had to leave get outta here im not giving you a second goodbye

[winter escarp]

i was quoting Bohemian Rhapsody you dummy

[stark fossil]

At least they're detailed faces, seems like every other aneem has the same big eyes pointy nose alien face

[minor ore]

Do you have the picture of william's death?

o fuck

Where he looks like he has an extra chromosome

yeah i have a picture of williams death hold on

If there's no higashikata household this shit ain't joshu brings weed to the higashikata househokd If there's no higashikata household this shit ain't joshu brings weed to the higashikata househokd If there's no higashikata household this shit ain't joshu brings weed to the higashikata househokd If there's no higashikata household this shit ain't joshu brings weed to the higashikata househokd Soft and josuke make weed bubbles and does the stanky leg on joshy and norisuke eats beans the end

[vast ermine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/379742720903610368/617101861878628372/joshulove.PNG

[winter escarp]

let me do something

bruh

[minor ore]

Oh shit

Spanish joshu

[stark fossil]

Pfffff

[tidal ocean]

bruh

[minor ore]

Jóshú

joshua

¡El magnifico Jóshù estevo pandejo!

[winter escarp]

no u

we only talk in japanese here

ching chong

[minor ore]

I have no idea what any of that means

I just spouted random mexican words

[winter escarp]

ok

[minor ore]

joshu goes to spanish and gets spanishf shfgighhs

[stark fossil]

Joshu brings Colombian weed into the household

[winter escarp]

Joshu brings Colombian weed into the household to appease Poor Tom

[stark fossil]

This pleases my LEGO White House

[winter escarp]

epic gamer bruhment

[minor ore]

Mamzuku shitt

[pallid geode]

Its weird to think that if not for arakis changing artstyle, most of the og jojos would look nearly identical

[minor ore]

They do look identical even now

yeah he just changes the hat

its the same guy

[pallid geode]

I mean jonathan and jotaro dont look that similar, and josuke doesnt look too similar to those two either

[minor ore]

The only thing that separates Jonathan and Jose is the bandana and pilot hat

[forest nimbus]

Nah

[minor ore]

and pilot hat was retroactively added in lol

[stark fossil]

That was intentional at least

[minor ore]

Pilot hat looks lit ngl

[pallid geode]

I feel like joseph has a more pointed face

[minor ore]

i love araki but like..... cmon

My absolute favorite headwear is pilot hats and police hats

Btw are there civilian police hats?

Newsboy caps are the closest thing to civilian police hats

But they look a bit... Antique

Serious question pls answer :(

[pallid geode]

No i dont think so

Police hats by nature arent something civilians wear

[stark fossil]

Except for roleplay lal

[forest nimbus]

Hey i have that picture as my phone backround @minor ore

[minor ore]

heheh sorry for roasting ur phone bg

[forest nimbus]

Bruh

[stark fossil]

Bruh you've ruined that picture for me by mentioning the sameface

[winter escarp]

oh frick

[stark fossil]

I honestly just looked at the clothes and didn't think about it

[winter escarp]

it is the same face

[forest nimbus]

I love act 4 and ballbreaker

[winter escarp]

Tusk Act 4 is a unique design

[forest nimbus]

Indeed

[stark fossil]

It always reminds me of those bead curtains some people have because it's cheaper than installing a door

[pallid geode]

I cant help but think it must look really bizarre to people who havent read part 7 yet to see these characters with basically the same appearance minus wardrobe

[minor ore]

Family photos in Alabama be like

The joke is incest

nice one dude

thanks swe coo

youve done it again

everyone is so proud of you

Glad to be helpful

[upper knoll]

[winter escarp]

[pallid geode]

It could just be araki is trying to draw white people faces but thinks white people all look the same

[minor ore]

no its japanese too

take a look at part 8

[west zealot]

Jojo characters are differentiated by their outfits and hairstyles I thought we knew this already guys

[pallid geode]

Is that a meme

[kind owl]

@pallid geode, Your Stand Power is now level 3 !

[west zealot]

No actually

[minor ore]

Is that a meme

If there's no higashikata household this shit ain't joshu brings weed to the higashikata househokd If there's no higashikata household this shit ain't joshu brings weed to the higashikata househokd If there's no higashikata household this shit ain't joshu brings weed to the higashikata househokd If there's no higashikata household this shit ain't joshu brings weed to the higashikata househokd Soft and josuke make weed bubbles and does the stanky leg on joshy and norisuke eats beans the end

[west zealot]

what

[minor ore]

You have no idea dude... No idea

[west zealot]

That must actually be a meme...?

I literally started reading part 8 this month so please key me in

[minor ore]

Yeah it's like a big compilation of different channel memes

This channel is a wasteland of jaded shitposting

[west zealot]

I think if I'd been reading this part since 2011 my mind would be a jaded wasteland too

[winter escarp]

Poor Tom is a LEGO fan, his favorite movie is The LEGO Movie

[minor ore]

Poor Tom is a LEGO fan, his favorite movie is The LEGO Movie

[rancid aurora]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/379742720903610368/617107750165545105/Screenshot_20190830-222522.png when you say you dont like steel ball run and all you get back is the araki stare

[kind owl]

@rancid aurora, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !

[minor ore]

Joshu Fly High With Canadian Joshu Brings weed into Higashikata house and gets everyone high But Josuke is straight edge and uses Soft and Wet to steal the weed from everyone. Joshu is a friend of Poor Tom who likes LEGO and his favorite movie is The LEGO Movie.

[winter escarp]

You still got that saved?

Why?

[minor ore]

Nab i just searched it

[winter escarp]

Ah lol

[minor ore]

For some reason the original joshu weed posts are not available in the search results

Maybe the guy got banned or something

Rip

[winter escarp]

F

[minor ore]

I'll smoke a fat one in his honor

[winter escarp]

I'll shitpost in his honor

Poor Tom is a LEGO fan, his favorite movie is The LEGO Movie

[west zealot]

Damn I'll smoke a fat one if Joshu smokes fat ones

Also is there possibly any more context to these shitposts or is it all gone to history

[minor ore]

Joshu weed is gone sadly

[viral trench]

lego movie

[minor ore]

Lego movie is a spicy new meme

Created like 2 hours ago

[viral trench]

oh shit ayy

[minor ore]

Poor Tom is a LEGO fan, his favorite movie is The LEGO Movie

[karmic cloak]

chapter 64 is out in color so little reminder to protect this smoll beetle at all cost

[fallen trellis]

Oh, when'd it come out?

[keen coral]

@queen fox don't use slurs here

[queen fox]

sry

[karmic cloak]

it came out 25 minutes ago

[vast ermine]

epic

[sly turret]

Don't forget smoll speed king

[violet coral]

awwwwwww

[karmic cloak]

true !

i need chapter 90 now oof

[violet coral]

he's so cute despite murdering a kid in cold blood

[sly turret]

Araki needs to draw more baby stands

their always so amazing

[karmic cloak]

indeed

does the chapters always came out around the 20th of each months ? ( i decided to catch up when chapter 89 came out so i dont really know )

[sly turret]

Typically around the 18th or 19th

[violet coral]

its the 19th for black and white

18th when it gets done, 19th when it gets translated

[pastel adder]

sometimes, like with the last 2 chapters, they are translated and ready to read on the 18th

[queen fox]

ya

[karmic cloak]

oh i see , i started reading it in color but they are only at chapters 64 so i've read all the other chapters in black and white

[violet coral]

when you read in color and have to switch back to black & white

[karmic cloak]

i've read part 5-6-7 in black and white since i have the physical copy so thats fine lol

[queen fox]

normally the colored ones come out every 6 months because we have to wait for Sheiuesa

@karmic cloak what language?

[karmic cloak]

French

[queen fox]

the french are lucky, italians too lol

they're caught up

[karmic cloak]

my native language is french so yeah haha

they are only at volume 14 for the physical of jojolion tho and they release them every 6 months i think , i was too lazy too wait so i decided to read them online

[queen fox]

viz is way too slow man

[sly turret]

I'm taking french as a senior in HS rn

[karmic cloak]

viz is only at part 4 i think

[sly turret]

maybe I should try reading jjl in french

[karmic cloak]

dont know if french is hard to learn for native english peeps tho

[sly turret]

Not as hard as some other languages, but the fact that every word is gendered makes it more difficult

[karmic cloak]

tbh i'm not even 100% fluent in english but still i think i'm fine with my actual level of english

[queen fox]

Viz took 5 years to finish part 3 when it first came out

[karmic cloak]

wtf

[queen fox]

by that time, part 7 was out

like wtf

Viz is super slow

just pay the Colored Team for there translations and that's it

[karmic cloak]

true haha

[queen fox]

Viz has to do a sega with there manga (sonic mania reference)

[karmic cloak]

and hiatus are very rare for part 8 i think ? i think the longest hiatus for jojo was like almost 1 year ( during part 7 ) if i'm not wrong

[queen fox]

ya, part 7 had the longest

part 8 usually has 1 hiatus every year

[karmic cloak]

i found this hiatus chart but i'm still trying to understand how it works lol

[queen fox]

each block represents a week

[karmic cloak]

the empty spot are hiatus i guess ?

[queen fox]

ya

[karmic cloak]

shit so there was litteraly a 10 weeks hiatus for steel ball run

[sly turret]

he didn't take a hiatus until part 5

[karmic cloak]

it seems long but still can't be worst than berserk

[sly turret]

jeez

[queen fox]

I know

[karmic cloak]

the mad lad

[sly turret]

Araki calm down

[queen fox]

Araki is a mad lad

and part 5 is arguably the best written part during the shounen era

btw, the reason some chapters don't show during 51 is because that's and official break for the manga author

[minor ore]

Araki is the biggest mad lad

[karmic cloak]

i'm pretty sure we will get a part 6 announcement in 2020 , david pro explained that part 5 took so long to be animated cause they litteraly went to italy to take pictures and stuff

[minor ore]

I hear somewhere part 6 starts in April next year

[karmic cloak]

april seems too close

theres a jojo exhibit that start in January so maybe they will talk about it there

[queen fox]

if I ever hear news that they're going to Florida

I'ma find them

[sly turret]

If I ever hear news that they're going to southern California

I will die

[queen fox]

why cali?

[sly turret]

thats where i am

[queen fox]

but like, florida makes sense because part 6

[viscid mountain]

David production going to Disneyland taking part 6 as an excuse

[sly turret]

Kennedy Space Center fan meetup

[queen fox]

I'd go to disney just to meet someone

[karmic cloak]

they better not remove the the mickey mouse quote , its even more important than the torture dance

[viscid mountain]

Or better... Instead of Disneyland it's Polnareffland

[sly turret]

Part 7 anime san diego jojo exhibition

please Araki

[karmic cloak]

little reminder that spider man was in stone ocean too

[viscid mountain]

Yeah that's not making it into the anime

[karmic cloak]

mickey mouse could make it into the anime , i mean they just need to censor his name

[long wasp]

just change it to Night Monkey, ez

[viscid mountain]

And did anasui break a staircase in half?

[sly turret]

Monkey Mouse

[karmic cloak]

but the '' a rat? like mickey mouse ? '' quote was removed from part 4 oof

[violet coral]

@viscid mountain It seems he did

[sly turret]

We probably won't hear about Kenshiro killing Kaiju on the news either

[violet coral]

I can only picture Kenshior pulling a "omae wa moh shinderu" on godzilla, killing it instantly

I want someone to draw it

[karmic cloak]

do you think once part 6 get animated there will be some sjw mad about the KKK shit ? lol

[violet coral]

ehhhhhhhhhhhh

not really no

[karmic cloak]

you probably already saw that on twitter but still , this person is so cringy

[viscid mountain]

@violet coral Damm why does anasui use diver down if he can just run towards people and break his bones

[queen fox]

@sly turret it's possible because of parody

[sly turret]

I hope so

Also wtf how is Araki racist

I hate twitter

[karmic cloak]

they are mad too cause stroheim was a good nazi lol

[violet coral]

Araki made a black man win in part 6

[long wasp]

Pucci steals

[violet coral]

how racist is that?

[viscid mountain]

I found something similar once on tumblr... And that's when I found out why almost nobody uses tumblr

[queen fox]

so we going to ignore the fact the Lisa Lisa is a strong woman that trained two men?

[karmic cloak]

if you want to know why nobody use facebook well start by joining Jojo hell and jojo purgatory

[sly turret]

What happened to Tiziano and Squallo

they were gay too

[queen fox]

Gelato and Sorbets death make sense tho, they legit got into the problem themselves

[sly turret]

Also that Alessi point doesn't make any sense bc he was treated as a fucking awful person

[viscid mountain]

And valentine's wife was bi

[sly turret]

its not like he was a protagonist or something

[violet coral]

Sexist: making Lisa Lisa and part 6
Racist: Making Avdol and part 6 main villain win
Homophobic: Making 2 implied gay relationships, and Miss Valentine being Bi

[karmic cloak]

most sjw like to complain about everything cause it give them a feeling of superiority i guess oof

[queen fox]

it's called cherry picking lol

[sly turret]

Twitter is such a shithole at this point

Literally everything will have some people claiming it is sexist, racist, etc.

[queen fox]

why I abandoned my account

[karmic cloak]

twitter is all about harassing david pro on every tweet they make with stuff like ''give us part 6''

[violet coral]

cause you aint a true jojo fan unless you harass innocent anime creators

[sly turret]

of course

[viscid mountain]

Hopefully most of the people at David pro won't know how to read English

[sly turret]

I doubt they know much

[karmic cloak]

they made some tweet in english for crunchyroll sutff but still

[sly turret]

The more casual anime community can be very toxic since a lot of people don't understand how production works

[violet coral]

Remember when DP made some other anime that wasn't JoJo and the community went ballistic and just harassed DP, demanding they make part 4? Granted they delivered but still.

[sly turret]

Some people are still like that with Fire Force this season

[viscid mountain]

I just really want them to take their time with part 6 because stuff like the made in heaven arc or C-moon will look beautiful animated but if they rush it it might not come out as good

[violet coral]

or they could skip part 6 cause who in their right mind would EEEVVVER want part 6 animated right guys?

[sly turret]

Also it would be nice if they could shorten the max security prison arc

[karmic cloak]

it remind of when the directors of evangelions received death threats/hate mails oof dont know if you heard of that but it was very intense

[violet coral]

What exactly did they do again? @karmic cloak

[karmic cloak]

it was 20 years ago tho when the anime ended

[viscid mountain]

The fight with planet waves was really cool the dragon's dream's fight not as good but I liked the personality of the stand.

[karmic cloak]

https://wiki.evageeks.org/End_of_Evangelion_Death_Threats

[violet coral]

Dragon's Dream was....an okay fight.
It destroyed Foo Fighters though

[sly turret]

The anime had deadlines to meet so the director decided to make the ending be more symbolic instead of focusing on the lore

[karmic cloak]

right

[sly turret]

since they couldn't finish the og ending in time, which was later done as one of my favorite movies ever, End of Evangelion

[karmic cloak]

komm suser tod is my shit

[sly turret]

They should play that for the stone ocean ending

[karmic cloak]

that would be depress as fuck

all i want for the end of part 6 is Louis Armstrong - What A Wonderful World

[violet coral]

im not crying, your crying!

[kind owl]

@violet coral, Your Stand Power is now level 17 !

[karmic cloak]

''my name is emporio'' OOF

[violet coral]

thank you Made In Heaven, very cool

[karmic cloak]

most of the jojo community seems to shit talk about part 6 , but they were doing the same thing before part 5 get animated oof

[sly turret]

its not that simple though

people hated on part 5 because the bad translations made it seem like all of the characters were really shitty

[minor ore]

[sly turret]

people hate on part 6 for some of the shitty arcs

dude stop

[minor ore]

[sly turret]

ur gonna get muted probably

[minor ore]

What

I lac

I lag

Wtf

[violet coral]

HOW AM I GONNA PISS IN THE TURTLE?

[karmic cloak]

not gonna lie a lot of stands from part 6 are forgettable and some arcs can get boring but still i love part 6 a lot

[sly turret]

same here

[violet coral]

Part 6 is not as bad as everyone makes it out to be it just suffers from alot

[sly turret]

yeah

[violet coral]

Bad stands, divisive villain, divisive ending, etc.

[sly turret]

I actually love Pucci and the ending

[violet coral]

Pucci is a really smart villain

[karmic cloak]

the part 6 ending is probably my favorite

[minor ore]

This is so sad

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Power is now level 2 !

[violet coral]

despacito play What A Wonderful World

[minor ore]

But its cool

[viscid mountain]

The visuals on the reset are beautiful the weather report moment is shocking and the "my name is emporio" moment is sad... A really cool ending on my opinion but everyone has different tastes so there could be people that didn't liked it

[minor ore]

Yes but idk

[vast ermine]

Am I the only one who doesn’t think jojolion is real and it’s a collective fever dream of all jojo fans possibly including araki himself

[heavy grove]

If anything this chat is the fever dream

[merry crescent]

Wassup

[minor ore]

nvm i saw the pinned messages

is there a schedule for new chapters and are they linked here at a specific time?

[sly turret]

New chapters typically come out around the 18th or 19th of each month

[minor ore]

aw cool, and where can i find them?

[sly turret]

https://mangadex.org/title/4880/jojo-s-bizarre-adventure-part-8-jojolion

[minor ore]

thank you very much

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !

[sly turret]

np

[minor ore]

so do I call josuke 8 josefumi or just josuke

since im kind of confused with the damn names

[sly turret]

His community nickname is Gappy

[grizzled pilot]

don't call him josefumi

josuke or gappy is what you'll usually hear

[minor ore]

alr then

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !

[minor ore]

call him the Ultimate Fusion

[mystic citrus]

call him 4 balls

[minor ore]

Part 8 josuke should be called Josefumi

[formal veldt]

josekage

[kind owl]

@formal veldt, Your Stand Power is now level 3 !

[proud stag]

You can also just add a simple number behind his name.
Won't take you too long.

[long wasp]

Jo2uke

[proud stag]

I said behind

[long wasp]

n o

[proud stag]

I will now dispose of you

[minor ore]

J8suke

[proud stag]

Both

[long wasp]

[minor ore]

J2suke

[cyan viper]

I am really not sure how Araki will end Jojo in Part 9,if there even is one xd

[solid obsidian]

Anyone know what Norisuke II and Norisuke III's birth names were?

I know Norisuke IV was Josuke and Norisuke I was just Norisuke

[quasi raft]

I don't think it's been mentioned

And are there any updates on the colored version of part 8? It's been stuck at volume 15 for months

[fallen trellis]

Didn't a new colored come out last month?

The Urban Guerrilla arc

Though idk if JoJo’s Colored Adventure team has translated it yet

[quasi raft]

Ohhh

Yea I'm waiting on translation + color

[minor ore]

Norisuke II is Johei, III is Josho

Hello 4 nuts

[empty grove]

What if the fusion split?

[spark fiber]

never gonna happen

kira already passed away, so he's not gonna be back

gappy is an entirely different person at this point, anyway

[raven crest]

I see that people asked earlier, Jojos colored adventure team literally uploaded a new chapter today so it's still happening

[quasi raft]

Oh awesome

So I just caught up on the latest chapter

I get the feeling we already know the head doctor as another character

[minor ore]

he must be a enemy kira

[brittle blade]

after being late with 8 days jjca posted a new chapter

[minor ore]

dude i already saw that-

[brittle blade]

oh shit

[minor ore]

i mean if you go on mangabat you can see most of the chapters

it might be illegal but worth it

[brittle blade]

sadly it's the part where Jobin is getting bullied and I don't have the mental strength to read that

[minor ore]

no you dont download anything-

ok then

[brittle blade]

what are you talking about?

[minor ore]

i was just saying you dont have to download the manga or anything

you can just click to view the manga

it's pretty cool how people does this ngl

[brittle blade]

I only downloaded this page

[minor ore]

cool

[brittle blade]

but I like reading offline more

[minor ore]

i see

[quasi raft]

Yo

Mamezukis colors are not what I was expecting

[minor ore]

ok then

[viral plume]

I was expecting a more darker, pure greem

[minor ore]

a nice yo yo ma green

[cyan viper]

oh, they colored the uncolored jojolion chapter

epic

[brittle blade]

there is still 6 more to go

[queen fox]

The colored adventure team isn't the ones that make the colored chapters

they have to pay for the official colored pages which is supplied by Sheuisha that only do it during to volume releases because they're the more accurate versions of the manga.

[brittle blade]

ye

but there is still 6 untranslated chapters from those

[queen fox]

ya, it's because they have to redraw it in color this time lol

[minor ore]

I have an erection

I don't

[west zealot]

Josuk8 is a tree

[minor ore]

I have erectile disfunction

[winter escarp]

bruh

[vast ermine]

I love him

[queen fox]

lol

[vast ermine]

Yasuho is just Hoeichi

[tidal ocean]

yes

but without the hoe

[winter escarp]

How's Yasuho stand on the thot scale?

[tidal ocean]

"stand"

was that a jojo reference in jojo

[vast ermine]

id fuck paisley park

[tidal ocean]

bruh

[winter escarp]

@tidal ocean

[tidal ocean]

||same||

[winter escarp]

Poor Tom is a Fan, his favorite movie is The Movie

[tidal ocean]

god no

not again

[stark fossil]

Pls no

[winter escarp]

You don't like The Movie?

smh

[vast ermine]

Poor Tom is a bee Fan, his favourite movie is The Bee Movie

[winter escarp]

Guys

We've all been bamboozled

the true antagonist of Part 8 is Kars crashing into the earth, Joshu is the only one capable of defeating him

[vast ermine]

kars isnt in SBR

[winter escarp]

bruh, just laugh at my terrible joke

[vast ermine]

No

[winter escarp]

[vast ermine]

True villain is a remaining DIOsaur who turned more people and then a new race thats dino humans not rock humans so rock humans and human humans need to band together and settle their differences to defeat the dino humans but then the rock humans betray the human humans so we now know the real villain was the friends we made along the way

[winter escarp]

bruh

[vast ermine]

Its true im araki

[winter escarp]

cool

[vast ermine]

What if Arakis true name was allen

[tidal ocean]

araki forgot his true name

[winter escarp]

araki is just his earthly name

he is actually an alien

[vast ermine]

Tru

[west zealot]

Dio dinos are wack sorry

(not sorry)

[vast ermine]

The true villain was the friends we made a long the way

[west zealot]

Shit

[winter escarp]

ain't that heartwarming

wait

[tidal ocean]

bruh

[vast ermine]

Seriously though

We keep seeing minor villains turn into jobros

I want a jobro that turns into the big bad

[winter escarp]

Joshu is the real antagonist of part 8

forget Jobin and Old Guy

[tidal ocean]

OLD GUY

[vast ermine]

Poor Tom is not old guy

[winter escarp]

not him

the old guy that is like 80 something

[vast ermine]

Oh :(

[tidal ocean]

bruh

[winter escarp]

you can't expect me to remember every name and detail smh

[vast ermine]

I may not have seen him yet then

[tidal ocean]

I'll keep calling him "OLD GUY" now

Remember the Rewind Time Guy?

[winter escarp]

right

[vast ermine]

Ringo

[tidal ocean]

Yeah I purposely call him that

[vast ermine]

Old guy is prosciutto

[winter escarp]

If a live action Steel Ball Movie is announced i want Will Smith as Ringo

[vast ermine]

Lmao

Billie eyelash should play jolyne in live action jojo

[winter escarp]

looks like a thot

[vast ermine]

Just like joshu

[tidal ocean]

[winter escarp]

you did not just say that skull head

[vast ermine]

Joshu is hot and i will fuck him

[winter escarp]

better

[tidal ocean]

bruh

[vague narwhal]

Theres a petition for Samiel L Jackson to do the dub for Pucci

[winter escarp]

i've seen it lmao

Shitpost Crusaders is something

[vague narwhal]

I singed

[vast ermine]

I WANT TO SEE THAT

[winter escarp]

wait

[vast ermine]

Link??

[winter escarp]

to the reddit post or link to the petition

[vast ermine]

Petition

[vague narwhal]

Can you add your signature? ✍
http://chng.it/yqYCHnLK

[tidal ocean]

WHOOPS! Looks Like Soft and Wet stole your dignity!

[vague narwhal]

Here

[west zealot]

I feel like he's too old tbh

And Pucci is too calm of a character

[vague narwhal]

Pucci isnt calm lol

[winter escarp]

did my part

[vague narwhal]

He bashed the head of a girl who tried to pickpocket him

[sly turret]

We should get Don Cheadle to voice him

[west zealot]

Well his dialogue is too calm

[vast ermine]

Ok then will smith should play weather

[west zealot]

Pucci doesn't scream and say motherfucker

[vast ermine]

Who acares

[west zealot]

Me

[vague narwhal]

Samuel L does watch anime and hentai sooooo

[vast ermine]

u smell tho

If Jolyne Cujoh appeared in your room and asked to play fortnite would you

[sly turret]

Why doesn't anyone want Don Cheadle

[west zealot]

Fuck no

[vast ermine]

TRU

[vague narwhal]

Yea cause shes Jolyne

[west zealot]

I say Chadwick Boseman would be dope for Pucci

[vague narwhal]

Morgan Freeman as Pucci

[sly turret]

Fuck it

[west zealot]

Denzel

[vague narwhal]

Hes an athiest but he played god

[sly turret]

make him Jim Carrey

[vague narwhal]

Alrighty then..

[vast ermine]

tommy wiseau as anasui

[west zealot]

Omfg

[winter escarp]

bruh

[vague narwhal]

Shia LaBeouf as Anasui

[sly turret]

Willem Dafoe

[vast ermine]

YOU AND ME JOLYNE WE CAN RULE THIS CITY

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[vague narwhal]

Willen dafoe as Whitesnake!

[vast ermine]

JOLYNE CAN SPIDERMAN

[west zealot]

Lmao we haven't came up with the most important one... who plays Jotaro?

[sly turret]

Clint Eastwood

[vague narwhal]

Clint Eastwood

[vast ermine]

Ok but ryan reynolds as gyro

[west zealot]

Lmfao Clints gonna need some CGI de-aging

But I am down

[vague narwhal]

Clinton plays Valentine

[sly turret]

Harrison Ford as old joseph

[vast ermine]

YES

Owen wilson as johnny

wow gyro

[vague narwhal]

"I did not have sexual relations with that women, mrs Steel."

[west zealot]

Rihanna as Hermes

[vague narwhal]

That's coincidence

[vast ermine]

Oh ofc

[sly turret]

Christian Bale as Damo Tamaki

[west zealot]

Billie Eilish plankton looking ass should play Foo fighters

[vague narwhal]

YES YES YES

[vague narwhal]

Kanye Westas Pucci

[vast ermine]

J.K. Simmons as Old joseph

[vague narwhal]

Kanye does love anime

[west zealot]

No because Kanye West has to play himself in part 7

[vast ermine]

Does he

Oh tru

[vague narwhal]

Yea he says Akira is his greatest inspiration

[sly turret]

The Rock as Star Platinum

[vague narwhal]

Jack Nicholson as Ringo roadagain

[west zealot]

Or Vin Diesel as star platinum because he needs another multi-million dollar deal where he plays a character who only says 3 words or less

[vague narwhal]

Or that guy who does the Mandom commercial

[sly turret]

Nicholas Cage as Norisuke

[vast ermine]

Orlando Bloom as Ringo roadagain

[vague narwhal]

Who plays Jobin..

[vast ermine]

I can see it

[west zealot]

Dio Brando as Dio Brando (yes. he's real)

[sly turret]

Zack Efron as Jobin

[vast ermine]

He could be ringo

[vague narwhal]

I know theres a James Dio but not a real life Dio Brando

[west zealot]

Margot Robbie as Yasuho

[vague narwhal]

Were talking voice not live action guys

[sly turret]

I thought we were talking live action at this point

[vast ermine]

Are we

Yeah me too

[west zealot]

....Pretty sure it's live action since we've been posting photos lol

[vast ermine]

Johnny and gyro lol

[vague narwhal]

Fuck it its live action I guess

[vast ermine]

Yes we are really making this

[west zealot]

Lmao what if some random athlete got to play sports maxx

[vague narwhal]

A David Bowie look a like plays Kira but halfway does a racial change lol

[sly turret]

we're forgetting a very important character

[vague narwhal]

Not a important character

[sly turret]

the MOST important character

[west zealot]

Dude if that's not Woody Harrelson then I don't know

[vague narwhal]

RAMPART