jojolion

[heavy grove]

Yeah

[plucky widget]

well

you cant say "never"

because the parts not even over

[heavy grove]

Or kyo for that matter

So far

Kyo could literally break my arm and i would thank her

[vague narwhal]

Yea but I doubt Born This Way will make an appearance

[heavy grove]

Kyo best girl

[vague narwhal]

Kyo hasn't done much as far as I know

[heavy grove]

Us kyo fans have infinite IQ

[vague narwhal]

Yee yee ass haircut

[plucky widget]

kyo has had an influence

[fading cove]

kyo's really cool

but

[plucky widget]

she dissapeared from the picture

for

some reason

[fading cove]

she's gone

[plucky widget]

probably because of osmething with PMK

and we will find out

[fading cove]

who is she allied with?

[heavy grove]

Araki has written her of the story

[minor ore]

F

[vague narwhal]

Who do you guys think will be the main villian?

[minor ore]

she got the Fugo treatment

[vague narwhal]

I bet its Jobin

[heavy grove]

Bope

No main villain

There will be no main villain

[minor ore]

i mean, there is not a villain, just antagonists

[heavy grove]

Calling it now

Jojolion doesnt need one

[analog ether]

1. Jobin
2. No main villain
   ^only takes allowed

[vague narwhal]

3. Joshu

[analog ether]

"buhubub head doToRO!!?" Nah

[plucky widget]

jobin will not be villian

he is simply trying to protect the higashkata family

also against the rock humans

[heavy grove]

And tsurugi

[plucky widget]

the only difference is how the rokakaka gets used

[minor ore]

inb4 the villain is Funny Valentine Jr.

[heavy grove]

Yall sleeping on tsurugi

[analog ether]

oh nononono

[plucky widget]

funny valentien jr jr jr jr jr jr

[vague narwhal]

Hey maybe Valentine is alive...

[heavy grove]

Hes gonna be way more important

[plucky widget]

ye

[heavy grove]

Araki has killed at least 2 babies this part

[vague narwhal]

Part 8 villian is Pocoloco

[heavy grove]

I just wanted to point that out

[plucky widget]

he killed

[vague narwhal]

Hey ya defeats everyone

[plucky widget]

baby with tsurigi who drowned (maybe)

[vague narwhal]

Where do you guys read JoJolion?

[minor ore]

do you ever look at your two balls to flex on Gappy?

[fading cove]

the people that do it

[vague narwhal]

[fading cove]

for current ones "hi wa mata noboru"

[plucky widget]

mangadex

if you want it like

in color

The first like

[vague narwhal]

You can download them right?

[plucky widget]

3/4 are colored

yea

[vague narwhal]

Cool

Thanks

[minor ore]

[vague narwhal]

I've been using Manga rock but it has annoying ads

[vague narwhal]

Cursed_Joshu

[heavy grove]

Joshu gang rise up

[vague narwhal]

Nut King Call can unscrew worlds

[minor ore]

Inb4 the final fight is Stag Beetle fight 2.0

[heavy grove]

Joshu can nut on me anyday

[vague narwhal]

That actually inspired me to start collecting Stag Beetles

Haven't even started though

[heavy grove]

I heard that they're expensive

[vague narwhal]

Not really

[fading cove]

what is this channel

[vague narwhal]

One is for 1000 yen which is 9 dollars

[heavy grove]

Oh nice

Id start a collection

But I dont have anywhere to put them

[vague narwhal]

But Stag Beetle collecting is only famous in Japan

You'd look wierd if you were somewhere else

No offence

[heavy grove]

And I dont really know much caring for bugs

[minor ore]

8 9

[heavy grove]

No thats fine

I get that

[minor ore]

This chanel is cursed

[heavy grove]

Very

[minor ore]

It is ok after chapter is relased

But after 2 days it goes to Joshu circlejerk

👈 🤡

[heavy grove]

Brb bros

[vague narwhal]

Joshu is best girl

[minor ore]

JoJolion ch 89 memes are gone🦀

[fading cove]

crab dance

someone will die soon

[minor ore]

oh, wait, the tree Lamborghini meme is still a thing

[heavy grove]

Um back

Yeah

Tree lambo tree lambo

[fading cove]

steel ball run was basically a massacre

[tidal ocean]

Joshu brings weed to the Higashikata household and gets everyone high

[heavy grove]

Actually

Joshu brings it

And jobin lights it with speed king

[fading cove]

joshu screws your lungs shut

[vague narwhal]

What does Speed king do again?

[heavy grove]

And all the stag beetles get high too

[vague narwhal]

Does it just raise temperatures?

[heavy grove]

Well

[fading cove]

it makes a pokemons speed go extreme @vague narwhal

[heavy grove]

It does more stuff

Its full ability is revealed in chapter 88

[fading cove]

someone got the refence

[minor ore]

it does cool stuff

[heavy grove]

It makes things

H O T

[vague narwhal]

Some guy on reddit explained how heat effects time and the possibility of Speed King having time abilities

[heavy grove]

kinda like joshu

Joshu is hot

[fading cove]

it places heat bombs

like killer queen

[heavy grove]

Eh

Its not really like that

[fading cove]

he can do that

[heavy grove]

||It builds up heat in an object and tranfers it to another object and cam release it at will||

[stark fossil]

Heat affects time
Ok
That take is so hot it must be the work of Speed King

[fading cove]

then it resets time

[stark fossil]

If that's actually a real thing in physics then ok fair enough

[fading cove]

no

its a meme

as you see

[stark fossil]

Ok then

[heavy grove]

Guys

Im gonna ask this until i get a right answer

Who is the best character in jojolion?

[minor ore]

mh

I don't really know, I'd say Jobin or Kira

josuke

[fading cove]

not kira's being he's not kira

[heavy grove]

No right answers yet

[toxic narwhal]

Yasuho or joshu

[tidal ocean]

why not both

[toxic narwhal]

You cant have two bests

[tidal ocean]

wait, do we have any yasuho emotes, lol

[toxic narwhal]

Doesnt look like it

So sad

[heavy grove]

Still no right answers

[tidal ocean]

then

[toxic narwhal]

Then you are the wrong one

[heavy grove]

Let me give yku guys a hint

Its a minor antagonist

And its not damo

[toxic narwhal]

Damo isnt minor

Huh... That doobie wah guy?

[heavy grove]

Hes minor as in,, not the final boss

UES

Aisho is the best character

He is babey

I love him

[toxic narwhal]

The doobie wah guy?

The stand was nice

[heavy grove]

Doctor wu is great too

2nd best

But yeah

Aisho will forever be the best jojoliom character

[toxic narwhal]

He doesnt even show up a lot, even on his own arc

Hes pretty forgettable

Still better than dolomite though

[minor ore]

Josuke's stag beetle best character

[heavy grove]

But

But aisho is babey

[toxic narwhal]

Yay

[heavy grove]

I stole this off of twitter btw

[toxic narwhal]

Damn thief

[heavy grove]

I guess it be like that

[sly turret]

Joseph Joestag

[heavy grove]

[toxic narwhal]

[hoary sun]

What if Tooru has a biological stand like risotto nero, assuming that his stand wasn’t in play during the hospital chase

[toxic narwhal]

?

[hoary sun]

Like. Idk.

[heavy grove]

That would be interesting

[toxic narwhal]

I dont understand

[hoary sun]

Cause he knew what was wrong with that kid and he was within sight distance when that dude’s neck broke

[heavy grove]

Like how risotto manipulated iron

What if his stand was something like that

[hoary sun]

Yeah

[heavy grove]

Manipulating something that exists in our world

Like a substance

Or element

[toxic narwhal]

Maybe sugar

[hoary sun]

Calcium

[toxic narwhal]

In the blood

[heavy grove]

Was that what you were trying to say @hoary sun

[hoary sun]

Yes, but i just thought of the calcium thing just now

[toxic narwhal]

Thats op

[queen fox]

We’re just assuming the doctor did it but IMO opinion that seems absurd

[hoary sun]

So was metallica

[toxic narwhal]

He could just manipulate bones like that

[heavy grove]

People can do that alreadt

Just drink gallons of milk per day

[toxic narwhal]

Well, probably would give an excuse to finally see nut king call in action

[heavy grove]

And you get that ability

[toxic narwhal]

Thats unhealthy

[hoary sun]

My main reason for not thinking the HD is the one making the rain hurt so bad is that the guy whose neck broke wasn’t chasing the HD

[vague narwhal]

Unit

[toxic narwhal]

I think the effect bounced of josuke

And onto the guy

[heavy grove]

^

[toxic narwhal]

At least, that was what josuke said

Speedwagon using speed king before it was cool

[hoary sun]

But even then, they had stopped pursuit

Hadn’t they?

[toxic narwhal]

Idk

[heavy grove]

I want toorus stand to be better

[toxic narwhal]

HD stand is not specified

[heavy grove]

He seems too important to have an automatic stand

[toxic narwhal]

Tooru is looking like a red herring

[hoary sun]

I want joshu to do to tooru what he was gonna do to josuke in chap. 1

[toxic narwhal]

About joshu

What the hell is araki doing with him

Or rather, why isnt he doing anyhing with him?

[hoary sun]

He got the milagro man arc for what is, at this point, no discernible reason other than character development

[toxic narwhal]

The milagro man arc is just comic relief

No development for him

In fact, joshu just seems to show up to say something dumb or be agressive towards someone

[heavy grove]

The entire higashikata family besides jobin and his family is comic relief

[toxic narwhal]

Yes

But joshu is different

Idk how to explain it

But i keep feeling like hes important

[hoary sun]

Because joshu had screen time and now he doesn’t

[minor ore]

Joshu is a comic relief, just he has more potential than others

[toxic narwhal]

Like, his stand

[heavy grove]

The last time I remember NKC being used was to lick hatos ear

[toxic narwhal]

Never had a major use

Outside of minor stuff

[minor ore]

tfw you meet your mom after like 10 years and the first thing you do is trying sucking her boobs

[hoary sun]

We don’t even know if he actually did that on his own or if he was telling the truth

[toxic narwhal]

There was a nut on his tongue, i think

So he may have done it

[hoary sun]

Oh fuck HD’s stand is like BTD

Same trigger

Sorta

[minor ore]

HD's stand reminds me a lot of Love Train

[hoary sun]

Love Train + BTD + Bastet + The Lovers

[toxic narwhal]

How is speed king able to heat up stuff through the phone?

Doesnt its skill require it to touch the person?

[minor ore]

it just works

@toxic narwhal He went to the apartement and planted the phone. He had to have been there in order to dump ojiros body in the pool

[toxic narwhal]

How did he know where he lived

[minor ore]

Probably his ID?

[toxic narwhal]

His ID has his address?

[minor ore]

Theres a cut so we dont really know what happens inbetween, just that he manages to get to the apartement to dump ojiro and speed king his phone

But I would assume he had some way to get that intel

I dont know how it works in japan but my license has my address at least

[toxic narwhal]

This is confusing

I guess ill stick with the heating through phone stuff

[velvet cargo]

have they finished jojolion yet?

[queen fox]

no, and not for awhile

[velvet cargo]

okay

[kind owl]

@velvet cargo, Your Stand Power is now level 13 !

[hoary sun]

I seriously don’t understand the level of restraint it must take to wait until part 8 is over to read it

[minor ore]

Same

[hoary sun]

Cause that’s like... years of no new jojos

[sly turret]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaB9wcRD6HA

this fanmade ost of JJL is amazing

[queen fox]

lol, i know the guy who made that

[sly turret]

like personally?

[queen fox]

ye

he's on my fan part community

[sly turret]

In that case

Tell him he makes good stuff

[queen fox]

ye

told him 👍

[sly turret]

[kind skiff]

Hey everyone! I’m new

[sly turret]

Hey, welcome to the pure chaos chat

[kind skiff]

Haha thanks

[sly turret]

Quick summary of what goes on here: Main villain debates, Chapter discussion, Joshu

[queen fox]

and spoilers

[odd monolith]

all you need to know if the pursuit stand is Tooru's, not Akefu's

otherwise, you're good

[plucky widget]

if akefu even is a real person

[sly turret]

The real Akefu was the friends we made along the way

[minor ore]

tooru got a stand mark my words

[west zealot]

lmao what the hell wrong witchu Joshu

[minor ore]

some dudes built different

[fading cove]

what isnt wrong with joshu

steals rapes

and im sure the list goes on

[minor ore]

what does jojolion mean

[sly turret]

its supposed to be the same thing as Evangelion

like a religious thing

"The "lion" in the title"Jojolion" means things like "blessed thing", "evangelistic", and "commemorative seal". It's a word from ancient Greek or something like that. By combining this word with "Jojo", I've meant for the title to signify the existence of the protagonist "Josuke" in this world."

heres an authors note about it

[winter escarp]

Read through volume 1 and the start of volume 2. I like how it's reusing the setting of Morioh and some names for the characters so far.

Makes it feel familiar and easy to get into the story

[upper knoll]

Theyre counterparts to part 4's

[winter escarp]

pretty cool ngl

[upper knoll]

You had counterparts to 1-3 in SBR

[winter escarp]

and all of them were pretty good characters

well the "main cast"

[upper knoll]

This part gives good character more consistently than 7 did

[winter escarp]

that's good to hear

looking forward to reading more of it after Josuke was introduced to the Higashikata household

[upper knoll]

Josuke is just a better Giorno tbh

[winter escarp]

I still have to see more of his character development

i can't really form an opinion on him now

[viral plume]

#BringTheWaifusBack

[minor ore]

Josuke8 is dope

[viral plume]

He is such an insane murderer

[minor ore]

Josuke is not a better giorno

Josuke is the most real human jojo made by araki

Because he has no personality archetype

He's just josuke

Sometimes he's goofy, sometimes he's serious, sometimes he's brutal, other times he's kind...

But most of the time he's the G.O.AT

that’s why he’s in my top 3

[viral plume]

But hes not 89 years old, so we cant say hes best jojo

So

[minor ore]

we got 48 hrs left until the harvest i think that means we’re getting down to the very end

maybe a yr is a stretch

but i don’t think it’ll be a long while

although i could be wrong

[viral plume]

Well, they have been jumping around in the timeline for a while

I think that for right now they will follow the Headdoctor ||and Toru||. That will possibly tie into Jobin and his shenanigans. Then we will possibly get an answer to what the fuck happened to Norisuke and Tsurugi. And I have no idea where it will go from there

[minor ore]

Chapter 1 in SDC: jojo in jail
Chapter 1 in SO: jojo in jail
Chapter 90 in JJL: jojo in jail

[minor ore]

ATTENTION RESIDENTS OF JOJOLION

Have you ever felt the cringe from fellow jojo fans in #jojo-anime-discussion ? Have you ever wanted to disassociate with such trash? WELL NOW IS THE TIME for us to RISE.
This is a petition for the declaration of jojolion independence, it is your duty as a citizen of this channel to SIGN and contribute to the creation of the great independent State of Jojolia. We are a people of great scientific discovery and deep culture, the people of Jojolia DESERVE this!
Our primary religion is the Church of Joshu, but as a free nation you a free to practice any other faiths such as the Acolytes of Ojiro and Followers of Pucci etc.
So rise up my fellow citizens, rise up and sign the petition to gain our FREEDOM!!!

tl:dr please react :c

[tidal ocean]

yes

[minor ore]

Inb4 banned

[toxic sphinx]

anyone got some good close up face panel in this part? i need it for research

[tidal ocean]

someone post that panel

[toxic sphinx]

nice thank

[burnt pagoda]

If the head doctor fight is anything similar to the green baby fright joubin is gonna be hugging an 89 year old man

[hybrid pawn]

Ironic

[placid gyro]

ATTENTION RESIDENTS OF JOJOLION

Have you ever felt the ||cringe from fellow jojo fans in #jojo-anime-discussion ? Have you ever wanted to disassociate with such trash? WELL NOW IS THE TIME for us to RISE.
This is a|| pe||tition for the declaration of jojolion independence, it is your duty as a citizen of this channel to SIGN and contribute to the creation of the great independent State of Jojolia. We are a people of great scientific discovery and deep culture, the people of Jojolia DESERVE this!
Our primary religio||n is ||the Church|| of Joshu||, but as a free nation you a free to practice any other faiths such as the Acolytes of Ojiro and Followers of Pucci etc.
So rise up my fellow citizens, rise up and sign the petition to gain our FREEDOM!!!||

[supple totem]

no

[upper knoll]

@minor ore You could have taken the easy route and said that anyone is better than Giorno

[supple totem]

me giorno giovanna! BIG DREAM

[plucky widget]

that’s wrong though

:)

[upper knoll]

That smiley face shows that I have probably lost the argument

[tidal ocean]

Drug bad

[upper knoll]

😔

[tidal ocean]

[supple totem]

[plucky widget]

saying that the only thing he cares about is drugs and is stale is like saying the only thing gyro cares about is the race

[supple totem]

giorno is just very inspired by that guy he saved

[plucky widget]

his entire personality is not just I have a dream

he is a risky kid who has to learn that he can’t only rely on himself

he has a mix of johnathan and dio in his personality

the noble side of johnathan with the breaking point of dio and resolve of both

[upper knoll]

Jonathan misspells 😔

[supple totem]

bro

[minor ore]

ATTENTION RESIDENTS OF JOJOLION

Haelt from fellow join ? Haever wad to disase with? WELLOW IS HE TorE.
This is a petiti decion indee, it is your duty as a citizion indent Statelia. e are a people of gre and deep cus the people of JojoliVE this!
Our d is the Chfu, but asree nation you a freder fai such as the Acolytes of Ojiro and Fcc.
So rise up my cello

[upper knoll]

Yo wassup bro

[plucky widget]

fuck you autocorrect

[upper knoll]

Aight I cannot decipher what Swe said

[plucky widget]

neither can i

[minor ore]

neither can i

[void viper]

I don’t get it

[supple totem]

i think its a mix of english and spanish

[void viper]

He randomly copied parts of the copy pasta above and then removed random words/letters

[plucky widget]

it looks like something from talk to transformer

[minor ore]

It's not a copypasta dude

Issa legit declaration of independence

If you clowns actually sign the real one

[supple totem]

what have they even done?

[minor ore]

Exist

[void viper]

Anime onlys 😒
Jojolion chat 😏

[supple totem]

____________________________>

i miss jobjob

[minor ore]

He still here

But he only comes on at night

[supple totem]

yey

[upper knoll]

Literally who

[minor ore]

You wouldn't know

Heh

[upper knoll]

Ive seen them once

[placid gyro]

ATTENTION RESIDENTS OF JOJOLION

I am a spy of Araki he said he'll cancel part 8 just before the final conflict because our tears feeds his eternal youth.
You must show resolve! We must not let Araki feed on our tears and force him to finish part 8 in a depressing manner so at least it's finished but he'll still have our tears!
To participate in this cause, a simple action is required.

Just type in your credit card number, the three numbers at the back and the expiry date.
Josuke needs you, he needs his story to be resolved. And for that he needs your resolve!

[minor ore]

Yeah they're pretty legendary tbh

11800890

8969

Oh wait he said 3

Not 4

[upper knoll]

when will Josuke and Yasuho finally make out 😤 😤 😤 😤 😤 😤 😤

[minor ore]

Fuck i dunno how credit cards work

[placid gyro]

tfw 20+ years and people still don't understand Giorno 😔

[void viper]

Giorno be like 📦

[placid gyro]

tfw people don't understand GW is a social commentary on how gamers are oppressed 😔

[upper knoll]

But the only gamers were in part 3 and 4

[plucky widget]

no

yasuhos mom is a gamer

[upper knoll]

Is she?

[hybrid pawn]

She's a bad person so

In Walmarts eyes yes

[heavy grove]

So shes a milf that plays video games?

Kakyoin would be foaming at the mouth

And okuyasu

[minor ore]

Ojiro would be maker HER foam from the mouth

Because unlike those two losers he actually got the job done

[night vortex]

I haven't read this part

I will bet, the main character will be the villain in some way

[hoary sun]

...yes but also no, and also no

[upper knoll]

Yeah but who is the villain 😔

Get outta here tuna

Aren't you on stone ocean

[night vortex]

yeh I am sorry bye

[minor ore]

Yeah heheh no

[analog skiff]

I remember when I thought that Gappy starred in Stone Ocean, it took place on a boat, and Damo was one of his major allies

[minor ore]

can't wait for Yasuho to join the other jobros in heaven

[pallid crest]

bruh same

i thought stone ocean was about gappy waking up on a boat with no memories

[analog skiff]

Also I misread some talk about the crazy diamond and stone free translation changes

and thought that stone ocean was called diamond ocean in the original manga

[minor ore]

I thought part 8 was the sequel to part 4

[pallid crest]

hive knight sux

[analog skiff]

TBH I was a bit disappointed when I found out that Damo was a villain

Oh shut up

He's a cool boss

[pallid crest]

buzz noises

the hive is the worst area

[analog skiff]

Shut

[minor ore]

oof

terrible take

[heavy grove]

Hive knight is the best boss what

[analog skiff]

This person doesn't like the b e e it seems

[heavy grove]

He just doesn't have enough braincells

[minor ore]

Whomst

[analog skiff]

skips parts with KC

What the hell is up with Urbie's design again?

[heavy grove]

Araki designed him while he was taking lsd

[viral plume]

Is he naked in that scene?

[analog skiff]

Pants

and he's wearing a body suit

[supple totem]

hes wearing some sort of ww2 gas mask and a tight suit

or flying helment'

pilot helment

[analog skiff]

TBF the band he and DoDo are referencing is pretty trippy

[minor ore]

Reminds me of father Gascoigne from bloodborne

"Whassat smell?"

[toxic narwhal]

Why is he dressed like that?

[minor ore]

It's his battle outfit

Maybe just so he can get inside doremi

[analog skiff]

I mean I guess it works for working with Doremi

Even though it makes him look like an idiot

if it works it ain't bad

[toxic narwhal]

He looks like some crazy hobo

[analog skiff]

and his stand is fucking deadly burr puzzles

whose weakness is water for some reaosn

[viral plume]

His stand is deadly puzzle pieces

[analog skiff]

also in that image he's staying on the tower despite not holding on to anything

[toxic narwhal]

He also has the weirdest dog ever

[viral plume]

That spread through...?

[analog skiff]

except the smooth and metal part of the tower with no handle

also how the hell is he standing here

does he have suction shoes?

[supple totem]

wait

are the colred cchapters out?

[analog skiff]

Yeah

but not translated rn IIRC

[supple totem]

where can i find them?

online?

[analog skiff]

Not sure

got this from the wiki

[supple totem]

thats hot

[analog skiff]

Higher res

[supple totem]

thats hotter

[analog skiff]

Also he was a few millimetres away from fork in the eye

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0att2_Zc1A&feature=share Brain Storm is really good btw

[minor ore]

imagine if someone of the main characters gets kakyoined by a fucking 89 years old man

[analog skiff]

Standing on the runway, ready to take off~

Sorry if I sound like a broken record... but 89 years old?

[supple totem]

imagine seing soft and wet punching the shit out of an 89 year old man

or some new reqiuem stand

[minor ore]

that's kinda cringe

requiem is lame

[supple totem]

[placid gyro]

Soft and wet act 5 requeim

That's just my pee pee when Araki inevitably does Yasuho shower scene

[supple totem]

[upper knoll]

wtf hot

[minor ore]

we need a Yasuho shower scene where she looks outside the window and sees a lamborghini on a tree

[supple totem]

a Lamborghini driving a tree

[analog skiff]

Paisley park is conscious so Yasuho could date Paisley Park 🤔

[upper knoll]

Ah yeah time wont pass that much in the next chapters as it will be Josuke and Rai defending themselves against the stand attack

So we're still gonna be 2 days before harvest and Norisuke's potential death

[supple totem]

and prob a hiatus

before the good stuff happens

[upper knoll]

I checked Norisuke's wiki page and all the comments are just F

[minor ore]

Yasuho x Paisley Park lesbian doujins when?

[upper knoll]

My friend showed me Yasuho and Joshu sex fanart

[viral plume]

Oh they are already out there

[analog skiff]

Excuse me

[minor ore]

shipping someone with their stand what is this jotaro and star platinum 2

[viral plume]

I am dming you a link, speedwaggon

[upper knoll]

It was actually very well drawn

[analog skiff]

Dm me as well

[minor ore]

great

[analog skiff]

I'm curious

[upper knoll]

I dont know it

It was my friend that showed me it

Without a link

[analog skiff]

nnot you surafd

maxsus

[supple totem]

just go incog and search on google luls

[analog skiff]

@viral plume dm me

I searched already

couldn't find any

[viral plume]

Im looking around right now, there has to be some

[supple totem]

then he prob made it

[viral plume]

That fucking must be hentai of those two

[minor ore]

Part 1: buff men
part 2: fabulous men
part 3: manly men
part 4: wholesome men
part 5: weird men
part 6: whamen
part 7: true men
part 8: W A I F U S

[viral plume]

MANY MANY WAIFUS

[minor ore]

do you think Jojolion will have a depressing ending like SO or SBR or an happy one like DiU?

[viral plume]

Depressing. Norisuke is gonna be dead, all the rockhumans will be murdered, the entire house will be depressed, the fruit parlor will fail, its all gonna be turned to shit

[analog skiff]

yeah but Joshu figured out the secret of the sausages

[minor ore]

lol

[viral plume]

#JoshuLearnTheSpin

[minor ore]

Joshu brings fish sausages to the Higashikata house and they start a new life

[analog skiff]

The fish sausages have rokakaka in them

[minor ore]

the ending will be josuke using the spin

[analog skiff]

that's why they're smaller

[minor ore]

the end

josuke uses infinite soft and wet spin bubbles to defeat the main villain lmao

I swear if in one of the next chapters Araki shows us Jesus again and makes him part of the plot, I could have a boner

jesus tells joshu about the true potential of fish sausages

[analog skiff]

What do y'all think of Doremifasolati?

[heavy grove]

I dont like his design

And the overall arc was bad

Except rai

Rai was good

I dont like his stand either

[analog skiff]

Urbie is cool though

[heavy grove]

Same goes for his weird dog pet

[analog skiff]

I like the urbie fight enough

[heavy grove]

If i read it more it might grow on me

But right now i dont care for it

[analog skiff]

I just like Brain Storm a lot

[rich hearth]

Can we have Jesus come back and beat the shit out of everyone for the ending

[minor ore]

jesus will bring johnny back so him and josuke can have a ora rush

[heavy grove]

Jesus is already in the part though

His name is joshu

[analog skiff]

The fish sausages were made by a roman company

explains it all

[minor ore]

Joshu sucks

[heavy grove]

What the fuck

No he doesnt

[analog skiff]

Wu is lame

[minor ore]

Yes he does

[analog skiff]

😎

[heavy grove]

Wh

[minor ore]

Bad character

[heavy grove]

Everyone is against me

[analog skiff]

Nah just kidding

don't really have any thoughts on Wu

but he's cool

[heavy grove]

The cult of joshu will have to disagree with you @minor ore

Man I really messed up that sentence

[minor ore]

He's a rapist

[heavy grove]

No

[minor ore]

Ain't no jesus

[heavy grove]

No he isnt

He only wanted some milf tiddy

[analog skiff]

Didn't he attempt to sexually assault his mom once?

[heavy grove]

Id want some milf tiddy

And i

[minor ore]

And Yasuho

[heavy grove]

NO

HE DIDNT RAPE YASUHO

[minor ore]

And stole from someone

[heavy grove]

He thkught she gave consent

[analog skiff]

Joshu can be smart at times

[minor ore]

So he's delusional nice

[analog skiff]

remember the trick he did with les feuilles?

[minor ore]

joshu sucks

[heavy grove]

But

But your name

[minor ore]

caato's tits

joshu best though

[heavy grove]

He Just wanted some milf tiddy

Thats all

[minor ore]

yeah he's not in the wrong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2t3atOGH44

Watch this

[heavy grove]

Om in class so ill do it in a bit

But joshu is the best character in jojo

[minor ore]

fuckin love shuck dude lol

he’s actually hilarious

[analog skiff]

Benjamin is a shit

[analog skiff]

Oh wait that vid was a joke

was excited for a vid ripping on Benjamin

[winter escarp]

I've read 15 volumes + 2 Volume 16 chapters so far, i'm loving the story

[heavy grove]

I cant believe peole dont like joshu

[hoary sun]

Shh... soft and weto

[heavy grove]

I just can't comprehend it

[winter escarp]

From what i've seen of Joshu so far, i like his character

[heavy grove]

See

Welcome to the church of joshu

[winter escarp]

cool

though i've still got 6 volumes to read through

i can manage that tomorrow

[analog skiff]

There are a lot of weird stands in this part

[heavy grove]

Theyre the good kind of weird though

[analog skiff]

Schottkey intensifies

[heavy grove]

love love deluxe intensifies

[analog skiff]

Love Love Deluxe is nowhere near as weird as Schottkey imo

[sour fiber]

I love the stands names especially

[sly turret]

Love Love Deluxe had a really cool design

[heavy grove]

Wu tomokis stand is just the thanos snap

[sly turret]

[heavy grove]

Im not wrong

[sly turret]

[analog skiff]

Wait

How did the younger brother awaken schottkey no 2 without dying?

[sly turret]

?

[hoary sun]

Ohhhhh yknow

[analog skiff]

It affects him as well

As seen in the fight

[sly turret]

Hmmmmm

Maybe he manifested it for a split second and was like "fuck that" and shoved it in a ball

[analog skiff]

I was thinking it spawned inside his ball

[hoary sun]

Hey get ready for my favorite panel in jojolion

[analog skiff]

and he became aware of what it did

but why did he have the ball bag?

[heavy grove]

Jojolion has a lot of funny panels

[final hawk]

Shhh..

[sly turret]

I wish this was a real panel

[heavy grove]

An even better one

[analog skiff]

hold on

isn't she his step sister?

[hoary sun]

“How can I beat this girl up”

[sly turret]

Who can forget this

[heavy grove]

Everybody gangsta till the stand gets a shovel

[sly turret]

Or a car

[heavy grove]

Or a pipe

[analog skiff]

Schottkey no 1 and 2 could have been hero stands tbh.

[heavy grove]

Ehhh

No 1 maybe

[analog skiff]

Schottkey 2 isn't as broken as purple haze at least

[heavy grove]

But not the poison one

I can imagine some unique stuff with it

But I cant imagine much

[analog skiff]

Yeah true

would probably end up a bit like a purple haze in a way

only used for a few fights

The ball tricks could be cool though

[hoary sun]

Or just one

[analog skiff]

I was kinda dissapointed that the ball tricks weren't used too much in the actual fight

[heavy grove]

I thought I remember saying araki didnt want to use any more poison or fire stands after part 5

Since purple haze was insanely busted

[analog skiff]

Makes sense

[heavy grove]

And the only fire stand I remember was magicians red

Idk about that one

But okay araki

[analog skiff]

But still come on we have this guy shown to be insanely good at using his ball and he never uses it remotely successfully in the actual fight

[hoary sun]

Magician’s red could have been busted but it’s like never used

[analog skiff]

Only thing I remember it doing actually unique was burning those train woods

[heavy grove]

I cant even remember what fights avdol had

[analog skiff]

so they could bury under

[heavy grove]

Besides the one with jotaro

[hoary sun]

Silver chariot, emperor, and judgement.

And bastet

[analog skiff]

Bastet too

[heavy grove]

Judgement doesn't count

He was there for likd

A second

[analog skiff]

He just peed in a straw

and burned judgement

[heavy grove]

Its polnareffs fight, if we're being honest

[analog skiff]

But seriously though I really wished Schottkey no 2 was actually used much during the aphex fight

I wanted some cool ball tricks

[heavy grove]

The aphex fight was pretty short so

If it was longer yeah

[analog skiff]

Yeah but come on imagine if Aphex Bro 2 hit the telephone pole and it bounced back into Josuke

[heavy grove]

Yeah

[analog skiff]

We need more sports stands

[heavy grove]

Yeah

Also

I wonder why we have so many automatic stands this part

A majority of the stands are automatic

[analog skiff]

Only one I can think of is blue hawaii

Ozon baby?

I guess?

[heavy grove]

And HD

[analog skiff]

HD?

Born this way

[heavy grove]

Head doctors

[analog skiff]

Oh yeah

[hoary sun]

Doobie wah

[heavy grove]

Aisho stand

Yeah

[analog skiff]

Well, Brain Storm

Fun Fun Fun

not auto btw

[heavy grove]

Fin fun fun wasnt

[hoary sun]

I am a rock

[analog skiff]

Yeah

I said

Not auto stands

[hoary sun]

Not auto

[analog skiff]

brain storm

fun fun fun

i am a rock

schottkey 1

[hoary sun]

Les fuilles?

[heavy grove]

I am a rock was semi auto

[analog skiff]

schottkey 2 was auto

doggy style

soft and wet

[heavy grove]

Doggy style and s&w arent??

[analog skiff]

walking heart

YEah

talking about aren't

[hoary sun]

Vitamin c

[heavy grove]

Oooh

[analog skiff]

paper moon king iirc

speed king

[hoary sun]

Awaking III leaves

[analog skiff]

king nothing

doctor wu

[heavy grove]

King nothing is automatic

[analog skiff]

do you call moody blues automatic?

[heavy grove]

Yes

[analog skiff]

Huh

[heavy grove]

Its auto when its ability is being used

[analog skiff]

I guess

[wise sun]

I noticed a lot of jojolion stands are long range

[heavy grove]

Yeah

[analog skiff]

Yeah definitely

[heavy grove]

Lots of chase fights

[analog skiff]

Also fun fun fun is terms and service the stand

[heavy grove]

I really hope toorus stand isnt automatic

He seems too important to have one

[hoary sun]

It’ll probably be short range

Probably

[analog skiff]

Fun Fun Fun is dumb though

[heavy grove]

Yeah

[analog skiff]

even if it is a cool stand in some ways

[heavy grove]

Arguable

[wise sun]

I bet his stand is actually the one currently chasing josu and mama

[heavy grove]

The fight wasnt fun

[analog skiff]

I like the design a lot

[heavy grove]

The design reminded me of a bird cage

With legs

[minor ore]

Joshu objectively sucks

Idk why you people like him

[heavy grove]

Because hes god

[minor ore]

I guess it's a trend to protect objectively bad characters

[analog skiff]

Joshu can be fun at times

[analog skiff]

Also

stop saying objectively bad

[violet coral]

Joshu is a character that's meant to be mocked and despised, and mostly we ironically unironically love him

[plucky widget]

no

I love joshu

he’s a teenage dick but that’s really it

[heavy grove]

Yeah

[plucky widget]

@minor ore how is joshu objectively bad

[violet coral]

The way he acts to his sister is a genuine action towards siblings irl

[minor ore]

There's nothing good in him

[heavy grove]

Yes there is

Do I need to put the image in the chat for the 100th time

[minor ore]

Which one

[heavy grove]

Or

[tidal ocean]

[heavy grove]

Him as a cring ass nae nae baby

[minor ore]

It's a baby

[tidal ocean]

nae nae baby

[final hawk]

[heavy grove]

[winter escarp]

[void viper]

[violet coral]

[minor ore]

The day joshu dies shall be celebrated

[analog skiff]

Drop the baby on the floor

over and over again

[minor ore]

[heavy grove]

The church of joshu has arrived

[winter escarp]

that was a pretty good Joshu chain guys

well done

[heavy grove]

Let's all bombard @minor ore for hating joshu

[minor ore]

joshu not bad he just weird

[tidal ocean]

wait

[void viper]

imagine not liking the best part of jojolion

[tidal ocean]

who hates joshu

[winter escarp]

Joshu is my Part 8 Spirit Animal

[heavy grove]

Bruh how could you not like joshu

[violet coral]

Imagine reading part 8 at all

[heavy grove]

All he wants is yasuho and fish sausages

[minor ore]

his stand is godlike but he himself is just meant to be seen as weird which is kinda funny

And he can't accept that yasuho dislikes him

at least that’s how i see it

[void viper]

@minor ore he's got a can do attitude

I like it

[winter escarp]

Nut King Call is a pretty cool stand

[analog skiff]

Nut King Call has one of my favourite designs

[minor ore]

Underused as shit lol

[analog skiff]

also it wears pants and no shirt

[minor ore]

like 70% of other stands

in jojolion

[heavy grove]

Just admit it

You like joshu

[minor ore]

Honestly he could be in the cast as a healer

Like in case of amputation

[heavy grove]

[minor ore]

he can screw it back together like bruno's SF

[winter escarp]

So this is what it's like to be in the Jojolion channel

[heavy grove]

Joshu forsakes you

[minor ore]

[heavy grove]

You shall be burned at the stake

[plucky widget]

what is bad about him

[tidal ocean]

I skipped part 8 who is Joshu

[violet coral]

What would happen if joshu infused the spin with his stand -Meti

[plucky widget]

like

he has incredibly memorable scenes

unique and interesting character

[heavy grove]

Unless you confess to joshu your sins and join the church

[minor ore]

I ain't doin shit

[winter escarp]

My favorite Joshu scene so far is the one in the beetle fight where he is made to cheer on for Josuke and he is all like, yeah, whoo

[minor ore]

Joshu has a chad haircut

[plucky widget]

why don’t you like him gagi

[heavy grove]

He is a chad

Everything about him

[plucky widget]

he’s a memorable, funny, unique interesting character

[analog skiff]

Joshu's stand is shirtless

enough said

[heavy grove]

I want him to step on me

[violet coral]

Absolute 200% testosterone energy

[minor ore]

He's annoying tbh. I will admit he pulled a smart one on that milagro guy

[plucky widget]

so is like

josuke

[heavy grove]

Cause he has 1000000000 IQ

[minor ore]

I'll also take back what i said about him being bad because honestly it doesn't matter

I find him annoying and not really likeable

[analog skiff]

Nut King Call is good looking tbh

[heavy grove]

Hes not likeable

Hes lovable

[plucky widget]

I want more nut king call

[heavy grove]

And beautiful

And amazing

[winter escarp]

[violet coral]

NKC is a really good stand

[analog skiff]

[tidal ocean]

[heavy grove]

Everyone

Download the joshu sip

[analog skiff]

This is me

[winter escarp]

bruh

[analog skiff]

looking at my phone

[tidal ocean]

I did.

[violet coral]

This is so me looking at my phone

[tidal ocean]

long time ago

[heavy grove]

I have this image in a frame

[winter escarp]

just doing my part

[heavy grove]

On my side-table

[heavy grove]

This is true bliss

[tidal ocean]

It isn't spam if it's Joshu.
-God

[heavy grove]

Joshu is god

Actually

[analog skiff]

also

does anyone have josuke's knee?

[winter escarp]

Gyro is God, Joshu is the son

[violet coral]

Swole

@analog skiff

[heavy grove]

Oh no

Not the Square knee

[winter escarp]

Josuke didn't skip leg day

[heavy grove]

He lookin kinda thicc

[void viper]

someone post That panel

you know the one

[analog skiff]

Leaked image of Hirohiko's early plans for brain storm

before he forgot

[tidal ocean]

Ah yes

that panel

(ART)

[analog skiff]

just like the delinquent actually being future josuke

[winter escarp]

[heavy grove]

[tidal ocean]

why do i not have that panel saved

[void viper]

can someone PLEASE find that panel

[tidal ocean]

This tbh

[violet coral]

Part 1 Gappy
Part 1 Gappy

[tidal ocean]

I'm gonna search for it lol

[void viper]

NO NOT THAT ONE

[tidal ocean]

rip

[heavy grove]

Oh that one

Oh

[tidal ocean]

I love this, though

[void viper]

I'm talking about the one that's dog shit

[winter escarp]

it can't be that bad

[heavy grove]

I've had that yasuho and josuke one amsaved forever

[violet coral]

Which panel we talking about

[void viper]

it's the one of jousuke walking away from norisuke

[heavy grove]

Oh

I have that one

Hold on a sec

[void viper]

and the bottom half of the panel looks like the page got wet

[heavy grove]

This one?

[void viper]

nope, this is really annoying me now

[heavy grove]

[winter escarp]

I really like Norisuke's character

[void viper]

time to re-read jojolion

[analog skiff]

okay mr norisuke

im boutta head out now

[violet coral]

So no head?

[winter escarp]

[hybrid pawn]

Guys question

[tidal ocean]

Ok

Time to start a war

89

[violet coral]

Bro original funny joke

[tidal ocean]

yes

[hybrid pawn]

Why didn't Jonny have to do a exchange for his stand or getting his legs back?

[heavy grove]

89 jokes

Ha Haha a ha h h a

[tidal ocean]

thank you for laughing to my funny and original joke

[heavy grove]

Funny, laughed

[tidal ocean]

thanks

[minor ore]

tree lambo tree lambo

[heavy grove]

Tree lambo

Tree lambo

[tidal ocean]

tree lambo

[violet coral]

Lree tambo

[tidal ocean]

bruh

[heavy grove]

[plucky widget]

im going to reread milagro man

havent read it in a while

[sly turret]

Joshu Intensifies

[spark fiber]

reminder that if you think gappy will unfuse
your ass be lookin like ザ・フール（愚者）

[kind owl]

@spark fiber, Your Stand Power is now level 2 !

[analog skiff]

Araki: Makes D-I-S-C-O speak very little due to how repetitive the lyrics of Chocolate Disco are

Also Araki: Says that Vitamin C is one of his favourite songs and makes Damo talk lots

Vitamin C is good

Just something funny I thought

[minor ore]

did he state that d-i-sc-f<whatever was silent only because of the repetitive lyrics?

[analog skiff]

I think somewhere he did

Let me double check

It's in JOJOVELLER

[minor ore]

oh okay

[analog skiff]

Also TBF Vitamin C is 100x better than Chocolate Disco

[spark fiber]

as songs or arcs?

cause both i agree on

[analog skiff]

Songs

Chocolate Disco is a cool if pretty useless and kinda weird stand