Logically that's because he gets to draw newds
#jojolion
stark fossil
minor ore
7 and 8 if animated is actually gonna be godlike lol
like it’ll be long ofc but damn it’d be good
stark fossil
As long as they solve The Horse Problem I guess
formal veldt
stark fossil
I dunno if his Stand is so precise he could mend arteries and such
But we saw Kira do teeny tiny Sheer Heart Attacks so
minor ore
doesn’t it have an A in potential
stark fossil
It's not off the table
We know it has potential but not what it has potential for
And also whether Joshu's character will ever develop enough to realise that potential
minor ore
we’ll have 2 see
stark fossil
Maybe as the potential grows he can just nut bigger and bigger things together
As for the lack of part healer I enjoy it
It increases the tension
And lets smaller scale Stands be scary
Unfortunately Araki seems to make all injuries just disappear when the Stand is defeated
Oh also Gappy probably has lingering medical knowledge from Kira
minor ore
king crimson
delicate cedar
stop
minor ore
why
brazen crater
They will deal with nudity the same as they did the rest of the series
minor ore
The lack of healers is not that important tbh since mamezuku is always the one who gets the fatal injuries
brazen crater
No nip cloud time
minor ore
And he can sorta heal himself
Question: are there any seinen manga anime airing on tv?
brazen crater
I just hope josuke's voice is canonically like the EOH and advert ones
I love that voice
minor ore
The types of manga classified as seinen won't appeal to mainstream tv viewers anyway, it's best to just release it in other forms without censorship
And yeah gappy eoh voice is unmatched
Joshu too
brazen crater
They both sound exactly how you think they would
Confused and idiotic
I wonder what norisukes va will be like
I always imagine him with a sort of abbacio voice
minor ore
I always imagined him with old joseph's VA
raven crest
Jojolion doesn't need to be censored. Keep in mind that Golden Wind aired after midnight in Japan so nudity and gore are allowed
heavy grove
They still censored some things though
Like trishs nipple slip, and her panty shot in the chariot requiem
raven crest
Maybe they, I don't know, didn't want to do it because she's 15. They don't seem like a studio that likes fanservice
kind owlBOT
@raven crest, Your Stand Power is now level 6 !
heavy grove
Fair enough
minor ore
they don't seem like a studio that does fanservice
Mariah
brittle blade
caring about panty shots
minor ore
Still, the nudity in 7 and 8 is integral to the plot
They can't remove it
And i doubt they'll go for the traditional anime thing they've been doing for awhile now
Since SDC
minor ore
SDC had the most nudity
brazen crater
yeah
upper knoll
Doctor Tomoki's design and appearance reminds me of Dr. Stone, even though I have not watched that show
analog skiff
What do y'all think of the Schott Keys?
minor ore
pretty cool stands stuck with boring users
analog skiff
Kinda wish Schott Key No. 2 had the user pull off some more cool stunts with it.
When it bounced off that telephone pole after it missed I assumed he angled it so it would bounce back to Josuke
minor ore
Both of them are not memorable
But the fact that gappy fights them with his fists elevates them to S tier
upper knoll
bruh
You posted your question, then I said my thing so you deleted your message and posted it again
This is some big brain play
upper knoll
Kinda assholish though
heavy grove
How did doctor wu die again?
heavy grove
minor ore
Nah
analog skiff
I mean, A.Phex are the closest so far I feel
kind owlBOT
@analog skiff, Your Stand Power is now level 12 !
minor ore
Sure, but they're pretty far
analog skiff
With both of the brothers caring for each other, having fairly weak stands in a lower energy stand battle, having the fight involve a car, and the older having a body based stand and the younger a more "childish" stand
Although I forgot which order the brothers were in age
if they weren't twins
Football guy might have been older, not sure
minor ore
They were
analog skiff
Oh, okay.
heavy grove
Has jojolion had any minor antagonists that dont relate to josukes identity or the rokakaka?
analog skiff
Well, one has a weird and kinda weak body based stand while the other has a stand based on a common recreational activity that can backfire on the user
heavy grove
Dkdnt he help tell josuke he was kira?
minor ore
Milargo man's hobo guy
heavy grove
Aight
analog skiff
Urban guerrilla
minor ore
He relates to the roka
analog skiff
Nah he just attacked them because he doesn't like ski-lifts
minor ore
Blue hawaii's user
analog skiff
I'm not even sure where I'm going with this joke.
minor ore
Dolemati was his name i think? He's just a random rock dude
analog skiff
I admit I spoiled myself on JoJolion a bit so I assumed Dolomite was rokakaka related
I'm the type of guy that cares extremely little for spoilers for media I enjoy
minor ore
Nah he's just some random dude who got cucked and jobin wants him to fuck over josuke for info
analog skiff
Is Dolomite like the AU Yuya?
minor ore
Nah
I swear the only reason people think blue hawaii and highway star arcs are similar are because both josukes ride a bike
analog skiff
Well, they both also cause a skeleton to appear on a victim
minor ore
There's similarities, but not a total parallel
analog skiff
Yeah, that's what I mean
I mean he's AU Yuya in that he's the closest I can think to Yuya
Maybe Born this Way but that's a stretch to the moon and back
minor ore
Yuya was also disabled at first so there's that
analog skiff
Yeah, I definitely feel it at least has many intentional parallels to Highway Star
minor ore
Dolomite returns with robot legs
analog skiff
Also, for some reason I keep on calling urban guerrilla "boingo" in my head
minor ore
His pet has the worst name
I just call him doremi
Can't be bothered to memorize the whole thing
minor ore
Scooby Do
analog skiff
Well, Urban Guerrilla has a bunch of obvious parallels to dry chocolate from part 5
minor ore
Yes
I got screamed at in another group a long time ago for suggesting doremi and secco have the same ability
They also screamed at another lad for saying he would have liked to see more of jailhouse rock's humanoid form
analog skiff
I Am A Rock is just ugly.
minor ore
in a good way
analog skiff
Kinda
I can deal with the design
All of the rock human stand designs I feel are intentionally designed to be kinda weird and off looking
minor ore
Like this
analog skiff
I like Brain Storm's design weirdly a lot
minor ore
It's just legos
analog skiff
Burr puzzles actually
minor ore
More like burp puzzles tbh
analog skiff
And I like that in a way, I feel the kinda innocent look combined with the giant amount seen at once and the freakiness of their ability is kinda cool
minor ore
I don't remember much from brain storm but isn't it just like sky high from part 6?
sly turret
Kinda if sky high went inside you
analog skiff
No, it just enters your body and then starts melting your insides
And it can be washed off with water
minor ore
At least it doesn't make you pee blood
sly turret
analog skiff
Also, how the hell is Urby holding onto the tower in this image.
minor ore
Leg
sly turret
Hes spiderman
analog skiff
Sorry lag
Also, it kinda bugs me that the trail is going towards his neck but he was shot above the eye
sly turret
If you extend the line it goes above the eye
minor ore
Yeah
minor ore
How dare you, it has a smiley face
sly turret
I do not trust him with needles
analog skiff
Apparently he's a stomach doctor?
minor ore
He looks like a 40 year old math teacher in the 50s
He looks like if you drafted a math teacher for military service
analog skiff
Also, Brain Storm vs Harvest vs Bad Company.
I feel BC would definitely lose
Brain Storm and Harvest I'm not really sure
Both are pretty good stands
minor ore
He looks like Forrest gump if he was in medical school
sly turret
I really like bad company, but im not sure
analog skiff
Also depends if they knew the weaknesses
If Shigechi didn't know Brain Storm's weakness then I'm 99% sure Brain Storm would win
minor ore
He looks like shigechi's older brother
analog skiff
Well I mean both have colony stands
minor ore
He looks like if a bloatfly colony nested in his brain
analog skiff
I find it kinda funny that we have all of these references to Hawkwind songs and albums with this guy but no actual Hawkwind as a name
analog skiff
Also, the band style fits him pretty well
considering how weird and unorthodox the band is, and it's kind of weirdly nauseous tone at times
a bit like Urban
minor ore
I guess his ability to make fire in the body comes from this cover
analog skiff
Ackshyually
Apparently Brain Storm just pops red blood cells and multiplies exponentially inside the body
sly turret
Yay
analog skiff
@minor ore Apparently while they're twins, the A.Phex Brother who I assumed to be older is in fact the elder one technically
so I was right
Yay I was right about a very minor detail
analog skiff
Which Higashikata stand could detect the weed?
minor ore
Norisuke
minor ore
joshu is very upset
patent parrot
Wait I forgot does King nothing have any kind of attack related ability or does it just have its smelling ability
heavy grove
Its just smelling
patent parrot
so like Highway Star but slower and without the sucking
heavy grove
Or like moody blues
analog skiff
Also like Moody blues that requires smell to activate but can also do inanimate objects I'm pretty sure
Oh hey
patent parrot
so Iwasuke?
patent parrot
that dog is high on pebbles
heavy grove
Iwasuke is the most op character
minor ore
You might even say they were...
Psychicpebbles
minor ore
Police and tonio's dogs lived in p4
analog ether
I don't think Araki has actually killed any dogs since part 4
minor ore
^
patent parrot
I thought he got his head blown out
heavy grove
He still lived it
analog ether
He got better
patent parrot
Maybe that's his stand ability
analog ether
The dog's stand ability is what, living?
minor ore
Yes, AU iggy appeared as a random trashcan in SBR
patent parrot
It's surviving Araki's cruelty against dogs
minor ore
It does have a stand
It can phase through walls i think
Maybe that's just its inherent rock ability though
Like doremi
heavy grove
Did a dog even appear in 6 and 7
analog ether
I mean Part 6 had Ermes
Part 7 didn't really have anything though
heavy grove
Damn
minor ore
How dare you
heavy grove
Calling out all of the people that like ermes
minor ore
She used to be my fictional japanese wife
Until i saw L.A
Now he's my fictional japanese husband
patent parrot
I think he also eats kelp
heavy grove
Since FF is best girl
analog ether
I'd actually be fine if that were the case. I'm glad Araki's AU versions of characters aren't as direct as they were in SBR.
minor ore
^
patent parrot
I hate whoever had the Unnamed Boiling Water Stand.
whoever had the Unnamed Boiling Water Stand is an asshole
analog ether
That was so fucking stupid
heavy grove
What if you wanted a stand but the arrow said "unnamed boiling water stand"
analog ether
Might as well give Pucci the ability to pull out any old power for the convienent situation at that point
Have Pucci hit Jolyne with the "String Cutter" stand
patent parrot
imagine getting pierced by the arrow and it gives you the power to cook pasta immediately
minor ore
OP
analog skiff
So, do people hate blue hawaii/lagoon just because of it taking 4 months or so to complete?
analog ether
More or less
Also the way Josuke gets caught is technically a contradiction of the stand's power
That kinda annoyed people
patent parrot
Like that's the first time it ever happened
analog skiff
Za hando: Deletes part of sign, causing rest to get combined together into one word
Also Za hando: Deletes part of ground exposing wire, which stays open and fucks him over
patent parrot
at this point i'm just accepting Araki's retcons
analog skiff
Also I bless Araki for having some form of urban fantasy or so anime/manga where guns are actually useful in some way
I just feel it's super cliched for swords and melee weapons and such to get all the love whereas guns are thrown in the trash and do nothing
heavy grove
Are there anymore srand users besides mista and hol horse that have gun stands?
minor ore
FF could create guns iirc
heavy grove
I guess, but thats not really a stand
analog skiff
Eleven men doesn't have a gun stand but they almost entirely use guns during their fight
So I feel their fight kinda counts
minor ore
Lucy uses a gun against Blackmore too
heavy grove
Shes not a stand user tho
minor ore
isn't her stand the tear blade one?
analog skiff
Who would win:
analog skiff
A man with an extreme level of skill at utilizing dangerous throwing weapons that can do almost anything and his partner who can shoot his fingernails at high velocities as if they were a gun among other things.
Or
Some tattooed guys
minor ore
same
heavy grove
(Unrelated) In your opinion,What are the most underrated characters and fights in jojolion so far, cause the only one tbat I see gets talked about is vitamin C
i think this is one of my favorite topics to talk about
question is for everyone btw
analog skiff
Brain Storm is pretty cool, and A.Phex is a nice slugfest
analog skiff
Oh yeah forgot about Born This Way
minor ore
Also shakedown road
analog skiff
I love that the stand is a motorcycle dude
Joshu was pretty cool in Shakedown
Joshu can be clever if he puts his mind to it
I unironically want him to show up in a rock human fight in the future as an ally
heavy grove
Yeah
minor ore
The chemistry between him and gappy is really cool
First time we had a jobro who hates the jojo
analog skiff
I also want to see what dumb shit he could pull with his probably OP stand
minor ore
The ability to combine shit has so much potential
heavy grove
I really like the doobiewah fight and user, doctor wu and his stand, awaking 3 leaves, love love deluxe arc, and a cou0le others im forgetting
analog skiff
Also nut king call has one of my favourite stand designs in the entire series, if not my favourite
minor ore
Thought it was wu's stand at first
minor ore
Nut king call is also my favorite stand design
The legs are the best part
They contrast with the skinny arms
analog skiff
He's just wearing pants
come on guys
he bought them because he thought they looked cool on him
😤
Also nut king call is shirtless in that case
minor ore
He has high heels
analog skiff
heavy grove
Broke: yasuho hentai
Woke: Nut king call hentai
minor ore
Aka high heeled shoes
analog skiff
they aren't tall enough to be high heels
minor ore
They're not straight up stilettos but they're high heels
heavy grove
Ew
analog skiff
yeah those are def. some high heels
heavy grove
It looks so unnatural
analog skiff
in the official art he doesn't seem to have them though
minor ore
The bolt scarf is fancy too
rich hearth
Nut King can just screw a tree branch on his shoes to make high heels for himself
analog skiff
Nut king call is better looking than most of the jojo characters tbh IMO
minor ore
^
rich hearth
I like everything about his design except his sticc arms
analog skiff
doctor wu is meh
heavy grove
No
minor ore
The stick arms are cool
heavy grove
Doctor wu is beautiful
minor ore
Every stand in jjl has stick arms
analog skiff
brain storm
minor ore
Ok, everyone humanoid stand with arms has stick arms
analog skiff
Killer Queen
rich hearth
Sad boi hours with King Nothing
rich hearth
When Jojolion eventually gets animated, will they just remove the nipples or just have some good censors for the girl in the Fun Fun Fun fight 
analog skiff
I wish we got to see more Schott Key 2 stunts tbh. I feel that Schott Key 1 stole a lot of the fight
minor ore
In Jojolion they could not censor anything because all the women are legal
rich hearth
minor ore
but in SBR Lucy is underaged
so they could censor her nipple
Are there any seinen anime airing in tv?
analog skiff
I would have loved it if the schott key 2 user did some fun tricks with the ball
he seemed to be very skilled with his ball, would be fun if he was mostly using his skill with that thing than his stand
minor ore
Berserk got censored a lot
heavy grove
Aphex fight was one of the more fun fights in jojolion
minor ore
The dream scenario is getting a hellsing style OVA series
rich hearth
Hellsing Ultimate
analog skiff
A phex will be fun to see getting animated
heavy grove
Yeah
minor ore
I sorta prefer OG hellsing
Had more style
one of my favourite jojolion arcs is Milagro Man
^
analog skiff
Also, what do you guys think A Phex brothers actually did outside of being members of the rokakaka smuggling group?
minor ore
Joshu arc
analog skiff
I think it's pretty likely they did street performance or something
minor ore
They uhh, played football
analog skiff
Schott Key 2 user is pretty skilled with a ball and could get some money out of tricks with it and Schott Key 1 is perfect for magic tricks
analog skiff
Also how the hell does nobody notice the stump forming Schott Key 1 and question it?
I feel anyone would be creeped out to see some guy's hand being partially solid rock
heavy grove
In the world of jojo
minor ore
Joshu is seriously an underused character, Araki only gave him Milagro Man as a sort of redemption arc and now he is just used for some jokes, I wish he gets more relevant in these final arcs
heavy grove
Is that really the weirdest thing?
analog skiff
I'd say kinda?
heavy grove
People were pretty okay with seeing josuke beat in damos head
analog skiff
Well, yeah, but I'd be pretty freaked out seeing some guy's hand being partially rock
rich hearth
He probably plays a “Oh it’s just a weird strange disease that happens that makes my skin look rocky haha” shit whenever someone asks him
heavy grove
Id be freaked out seeing a sailor smash in a fat guys head on a wall
analog skiff
That actually makes quite a bit of sense gently weep
I totes feel he does magician acts for money though
Like he just goes on a show, and does several disappearing tricks
rich hearth
There’s a bunch of weird diseases out there so it’s at least a plausible excuse
heavy grove
He probably does it the same way norisuke explains the rock disease
analog skiff
Elder A.Phex Brother goes on Penn and Teller Fool Us
long flax
Chapter 90, how many more could be left?
minor ore
Ask the big man himself
cyan viper
yea
minor ore
They're not though
heavy grove
Just cause the names are similar
minor ore
They can survive the sun and live much less than a regular pillar man
heavy grove
Doesnt mean theyre pillar men
minor ore
They also don't have supernatural abilities
heavy grove
And theres a difference in rock and pillar
minor ore
one is made of rocks and one is not made of rocks
rich hearth
I am a rock 
heavy grove
That's more genetic
And i think its pretty obvious that the pillar men and rock humans are not the same
They have some similarities, but theres not enough to draw a correlation
karmic cloak
89 YEARS? HE'S 89 YEARS OLD? No, I refuse to believe the head doctor is 89 years old. If he became a doctor at age 30, that means he was a doctor for 59 years! For all I know he could have been using dinosaur shit to cure the black plague! 89 years... Not to sound like a broken record label but 89 years? That makes him like what? 58 years older than me? This dude could be my grandpa! And he's the head doctor? Not to forget this guy runs real fast for being 89 years of age! Man, I hate being repetitive but 89 years is just too many years for me. And this 89 year old grandpa is the fucking head doctor, what the living type of tomfoolery shit is that? Man, 89 years... If I had a penny for every year he lived, I'd have enough money to travel back far enough in time to see him being born! And this walking meat fossil is the head doctor?
analog skiff
I have no idea why that paragraph even exists
like
Rai, why does that bother you so much?
minor ore
is this the new napkin copypasta
analog skiff
I swear it's become a thing for Jobros to make completely nonsensical overreactions to minor things
Like anasui getting mad at the guidebook at the start of Rhapsody, the crew hitting a gator for no reason, Johnny acting like an asshole to Diego when he tries to bunk...
karmic cloak
its already a thing tho just join the Jojo hell facebook group OOF
rich hearth
This shit ain’t Disney 
karmic cloak
if theres no mickey
analog skiff
Now I'm imagining that meme format of the girls shouting at the cat but the girls are Johnny and Gyro and the cat is Diego
karmic cloak
i'm gonna yeet myself if the next chapter is short like the 89th one
minor ore
hey man, at least this chapter had weirdly good art
heavy grove
Shorter chapters tend to have better art so im good with either
Since he has more time to draw
karmic cloak
i mean just for the car in the tree that was worth it
heavy grove
And we got 2 ora rushs
analog skiff
So I heard the memes already, and thought it was something due to the doctor's stand
no
it was literally just in the fucking tree
karmic cloak
is there usually a lot of hiatus ? cause its only been a few days since i decided to catch up
minor ore
rai's just weird like that
analog skiff
No, I think it's consistent monthly schedule
heavy grove
How did they even get on the tree
analog skiff
A chapter a month
karmic cloak
great
minor ore
theres more than usual in part 8 but araki's pretty consistent anyways
analog skiff
I like how Araki doesn't even bother to explain how the fuck they got the car into the tree
karmic cloak
i mean it can't be worst than berserk with the 1 year hiatus
karmic cloak
oof
minor ore
porky hat kid?
analog skiff
Yeah
minor ore
yeah, pretty bad fight
heavy grove
When i first got caught up, i thought the month long wait would be more grueling
minor ore
at least, compared to the other great ones in sbr
rich hearth
At least we got cute Tusk in that arc
analog skiff
The object teleportation is a really cool idea
but I feel it should have been used better
minor ore
yes, one good thing out of that fight was the johnny stand reveal
@heavy grove it is grueling 😔
analog skiff
Well, Wired is a pretty cool stand I'd say in terms of basic ideas
I just feel it should have been used better and with a more interesting villain
Like I'd see wired more belonging to a hitman type, not whatever the fuck bamboo head over here is
karmic cloak
in chapter 89 of steel ball run funny valentine died and in chapter 89 of jojolion they are just hanging out in a tree boi
analog skiff
Worst no doubt though is tomb of the boom
minor ore
"bamboo head" he named himself porky pie hat kid and you get the name of his head wrong 
analog skiff
Literally the only thing I can remember from that is the guy who looked like a girl and the guy with a choking fetish
And Khnum ripoff
minor ore
tomb of the boom was at least the johnny stand power reveal, which was pretty neat
analog skiff
who's also an asshole
minor ore
everything pre ringo was just pretty generic though
karmic cloak
true
analog skiff
Although I'll admit the father shooting through his son's open wound was pretty funny
rich hearth
Pork Pie Hat Kid didn’t even wear a Pork hat smh
minor ore
deep lore
analog skiff
Seriously though I cannot get over Andre though
like
"Hey, I was just bitten by a poisonous lizard! Want to hear about my choking fetish?"
rich hearth
I wonder how the fathers Johnny disguise transformation would look like animated
analog skiff
I'm confused by that
Johnny's face is clearly smaller than his
yet he recreates it by shoving shit into his head???
minor ore
one thing I appreciate about sbr is how many multiple stand fights we get compared to the other parts. wekapipo and magenta magenta, tomb of boom, sugar mountain and tattoo you
analog skiff
Also I just realized Benjamin has Joshu's yee yee ass haircut
karmic cloak
catch the rainbow is underated
analog skiff
Like what the hell is that
minor ore
joshu cut
heavy grove
Ive heard lots of people talk about Catch the rainbow though
minor ore
its a top 3 sbr fight imo
analog skiff
Magenta Magenta is the most powerful JoJo character because both of the songs his name and stand reference are fucking amazing
karmic cloak
little reminder that The Chocolate Disco fight was basically just a game of Battleship
heavy grove
Ive seen a lot of people hate on chocolate disco
queen fox
Reminder that everyone knows that 
heavy grove
And I dont get it
analog skiff
User is kinda boring and stand is really weird is my best guess
karmic cloak
most people only care about dino brando and gyro not gonna lie
queen fox
Disco is a cool character design wise
heavy grove
And diego is best boy (in part 7)
analog skiff
Also chocolate disco is basically just
Run up and sock D I S C O before he can pull anything: the stand
queen fox
The concept was cool but in practice it’s useless almost
analog skiff
Yeah
queen fox
But I do like how guns don’t work on him basically
analog skiff
It's overly specialized on ranged fighters
queen fox
Johnny would’ve lost the fight
analog skiff
Talking about guns, I like how JoJo uses guns much more than other urban fantasy or whatever type serieses
Usually it's just like swords/melee only guns bad
minor ore
chocolate disco had potential as a fight but its just over way, way too quick
minor ore
same problem with ms robinson
analog skiff
What was mrs robinson again?
heavy grove
Can we move this convo to the sbr chat
analog skiff
Sure
minor ore
bug in eye stand that caused the cacti to shoot needles at johnny and gyro
heavy grove
Was it a stand?
analog skiff
No
heavy grove
I dont remember it being one
karmic cloak
btw oujirou is an underated milf hunter
coral cliff
The "Head Doctor's Stand" even though I think it's tooru's might be the most broken stand ever
It appears if anyone even thinks about going after the head doctor
Thats like Bites the Dust times 1000000
analog skiff
Yeah, but you can just stay in a car with no loose items inside to avoid it
heavy grove
I still dont think its toorus stand
I mean, theyve said its the head doctors stand too mamy times for it to be someoke elses
analog skiff
Maybe it will be a "twist"
heavy grove
Maybe
But we've never had that before
And again would probably save toorus stand for something relating to him
Tooru doesnt have any reason to have a stand that protects his identity
coral cliff
He's not trying to protect his identity
heavy grove
Then he wouldnt have that stand
coral cliff
He's trying to protect the identity of the Head Doctor
heavy grove
Why would his entire stand be protecting someone else
It just doesnt seem likely to me
coral cliff
Yeah youre right
night vortex
Does this part have a main bad guy yet?
heavy grove
Nope
coral cliff
Maybe the stand isn't as omnipotent as we think
heavy grove
It doessnt need a main villain either
minor ore
The closest you'll get is Jobin who has what our cast wants
coral cliff
Maybe the head doctor has to pick a target first
night vortex
Is there any chance it could be kira
heavy grove
No
viral plume
I am questioning who the doctor could be
minor ore
Kira here is a good guy
viral plume
No...not reaaaaaaally
coral cliff
I think the main villain is Kaato
heavy grove
No he died
coral cliff
But that's just my opinion
heavy grove
When the fusion happen
viral plume
Half of Kira is the main Jojo now
heavy grove
And then he was buried
analog skiff
Kira is a good guy anyways
heavy grove
With josuke
viral plume
Wait, you die when fusing?
heavy grove
No
viral plume
Oh, ok, I get it
heavy grove
He died then josefumi forced him to eat the rokakaka
analog skiff
the worst he did with it was self defense IIRC
heavy grove
With his bubbles
analog skiff
He outright finds a way to use killer queen as a doctor to save lives
coral cliff
If Giorno is the righteous version of Dio, then Gappy is the righteous version of Kira
analog skiff
which is pretty impressive
viral plume
What I remember is that he has Sheer Heart attack. Does he have any way to use the first bomb?
analog skiff
he fires bubbles
heavy grove
Yes
analog skiff
like stray cat fight but he can see them
viral plume
Werent bubbles from OG Soft & Wet?
heavy grove
Theyre from both
analog skiff
I like how he uses a stand based on explosions as a doctor
analog skiff
Not that we know of yet IIRC?
analog skiff
I admit, I saw some jojolion panels by accident during SBR and I thought Holy was an old hot pants
heavy grove
How did hot pants die,by the way?
kind owlBOT
@viral plume, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !
viral plume
Wait...that was supposed to sent when we were talking about Holly from part 8 nvm
rich hearth
@heavy grove Didn’t D4C stick a bunch of shit inside of her so she dies from impalement
viral plume
I dont remember how she died. Why?
minor ore
she died from lucy's stand and falling off the train
viral plume
Oh, ok
violet coral
There was a panel showing her death but there was like no confirmation saying anything about it
sleek mason
yeah hot pants got a bunch of stuff drawn into her from Love Train (D4C powered up by the Lucy/Holy Corpse fusion) and falling off the train
its was very anticlimatic and i had to check the wiki to verify her death lol
violet coral
I originally thought she survived cause there was no confirmation
minor ore
I thought you meant she had a bunch of stuff drawn on her, like d4c be doing some sketches on her skin
violet coral
D4C is rohan's second stand
Game theory when
sleek mason
well tbh yeah i coulda been more specific lol, i guess fused is a better word choice>
heavy grove
Couldnt rohan just invalidate all stand users by writing "cannot use stand" in their books?
tidal ocean
sleek mason
I mean probably, but it's not like Heavens Door was given any limitations so god knows what could be done with it
placid gyro
Yeah but he'd find that not fun
minor ore
kind sun
Saying that Jobin isnt the main antagonist cause he doesnt seem evil enough is so stupid
Like Gappy isnt heroic either
minor ore
Saying that Joshu isnt the main antagonist cause he doesnt seem evil enough is so stupid
Like Fish Sausages isnt heroic either
kind sun
All the joshu jokes are too overused to be funnt
analog skiff
Nut King Call is one of the best stands though
minor ore
they arent
we're not quite in ebic annasui said mickey mouse territory
Saying higashikata household isnt the main antagonist cause he isn't evil enough is so stupid
Like weed isn't even that heroic
kind sun
Due to the fact that not many people read part 8 people that dont read it use the same overused memes to act like they know that part
Like gappys balls
kind sun
Also people think that JoJolion has something to do with sailing
minor ore
And "joshu rapes yasuho and his mom" is also unfunny and overused to the point of people taking it as truth
kind sun
And expect kira it really doesnt
analog skiff
I remember back when I thought that Gappy was the main character of Stone Ocean and it took place on a boat
kind sun
bruh
minor ore
I remember when i thought gappy was the og universe josuke who became a mentor to a new gang, like jotaro
yeah before I knew about alt universe I figured that jousuke came back and was older, like how jotaro did in part 6
and was just the main again
analog skiff
I also saw one of those cover previews with Gappy and Damo and thought Damo was a main ally
analog skiff
TBH I was kinda disappointed when I saw he was a villain
minor ore
they look like buds here
sly turret
I also thought Damo was a supporting character at first
kind sun
Also can we talk about Kaato being older than Valentine
minor ore
I love how this is the only part where they wear actual sneakers
Literally every character before wore weird loafers
one of my favorite moments in the entire part is when josuke goes to a sneaker store to pick up the exact same shoes as he already had in the middle of a fight
Lmao
yeah shoes werent a fashion strong point pre part 8
analog skiff
So what the hell is poor tom's stand
minor ore
a lego model of the white house
kind sun
Ozone baby
minor ore
Lego house
sleek mason
both the above are correct
minor ore
https://www.amazon.com/LEGO-Architecture-White-House-21006/dp/B003U4A12U/ref=asc_df_B003U4A12U/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=198072497661&hvpos=1o2&hvnetw=g&hvrand=6242742828657828115&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9027602&hvtargid=pla-379496225971&psc=1 pin this to #merch
also idk why amazon links are four paragraphs long
I remember when people thought mamazookoo legit died there
I saw a tribute video for him
he probably should have, lol
analog skiff
What do y'all think of Urban?
kind sun
Yeah now im 100% sure he wont die
minor ore
lame user, cool fight
kind sun
Its either Yasuho or Gappy
kind sun
Or nobody
minor ore
yasuho cant die, she's the narrator
pin this ill give everyone in the channel 100 dollars if yasuho dies
placid gyro
Like how Johnny was the narrator of SBR
kind sun
thats what araki wants you to think
kind sun
yeah but like im almost certain that Jobin will die in some way
placid gyro
So that means Yasuho won't die in part 8 but she'll just destroyed in part 9 
icy bluff
Same here Urban is my favorite minor antag.
minor ore
yeah, yasuho's death will get relegated to a part 9 flashback
kind sun
Urban is jsut knock off Cioccolata
analog skiff
I like brain storm because it freaks me out
like seeing those little things crawl up the ski lift
placid gyro
Jobin and Josuke have a death flag on them purely because of equivalent exchange
And their goals
minor ore
kira already died... would kinda suck to die twice in the same part
kind sun
Everybody jokes about him or dislikes him but we all gonna cry
minor ore
people who dislike shigechi are small iq brain
placid gyro
Joshu gonna die and his corpse will combine with Johnny's
To become the new plot device
kind sun
I mean shigechi was a greddy little fella but he was just a kid
sleek mason
mans the deaths are gonna suck since i sympathize with both jobin's and gappy's sides right now
minor ore
exactly
analog skiff
I like how Kira in this part is a good guy
placid gyro
Part 8 third arc guys
sleek mason
and obviously someone's gonna end up dead and someone else is gonna fail
analog skiff
and a cooler person than 4shikage
kind sun
We are in the third arc
minor ore
how
this is the second arc
first was pre damo
hunt for identity to hunt for the rokkaka
^
kind sun
So Tooru is the last obstacle before the final fight
sleek mason
idk, feel like getting the fruit and using it is the endgame of this part, don't see how the plot would move on after the fruit is harvested and used
kind sun
Josukes whole motivation is that fruit
minor ore
Yeah it's like the part 5 arrow
sleek mason
yeah its the arrow, its the end goal everyone is building up to
analog skiff
Do we have an alternate universe Oingo Boingo yet?
sleek mason
i don't see a path for the plot past it?
analog skiff
I guess A.Phex?
minor ore
Actually, the structure of this whole part mirrors part 5
plucky widget
we dont have an au of everyone
kind sun
Not really?
analog skiff
I feel A.Phex guys are pretty similar to the two in multiple ways
sonic pecan
What happened to Kyo Nijimura
kind sun
She disapeared
minor ore
aphex guys are actually the polar opposite of oingo boingo
there could not be two more different sets of characters
araki forgot about kyo
kind sun
Au hol horse when
minor ore
or just didnt really see a use for her beyond the early on info dump
kind sun
Its really bizzare that Kyo didnt join Josukes team
analog skiff
Elder has a weird, seemingly very weak stand based around manipulating things and his body. Younger has a stand based on what's usually seen as a children's recreational activity which can backfire on the user.
Stretching I know
kind sun
And considering that one photo
minor ore
Investigating the identity of the boss and then hunting down the arrow
Investigating the identity of josuke and then hunting down the rokakaka
sleek mason
seriously, kira was her borther and hooly is her mom too
kind sun
Kinda?
minor ore
Yes
minor ore
And they go up against a criminal organization with a mysterious boss
kind sun
Its similar but different
kind sun
If Kyo is gone
minor ore
I definitely think theres a connection between the mob organization and part 5, just as theres a connection between part 7's journey and part 3's
Araki removed her from the photograph knowingly
kind sun
Who cooked the dinner
sonic pecan
Is kyo a Joestar tho
minor ore
Yes
kyo, josefumi, and kira are all joestars
well, maybe not joestars but at least jojos
Tfw josefumi x kira shippers condone incest
literally lol
kind sun
Fugone
sleek mason
i mean joseph in this au has a bunch of siblings so who knows
analog skiff
Who the fuck ships Jose and Kira?
kind sun
Hsi name is literaly Joseph-umi
minor ore
a surprising amount of people dude
its like a ship i see 3rd most often next to jotaro/kakyoin and mista/giorno
sonic pecan
Joshu Redemption arc when
minor ore
it already happened
It's the most popular part 8 ship, i think more than josuke x yasuho
kind sun
I wish jojo community was less gay
minor ore
who cares
analog skiff
Also I remember back before I knew much about Jojolion I saw all of the joshu jokes but misremembered it as josefumi and thought that josefumi would turn out to have been this giant asshole before he got fused with kira
kind sun
Thar sounded wrong
minor ore
i mean.. josefumi did want to leave kira in the dust lol
though thats a little less funny than just being a goofy prick
kind sun
The head doctor is either Tooru or au Speedwagon
analog skiff
89 years old
placid gyro
Am I gay...
kind sun
Like I wish there would be less yaoi stuff?
analog skiff
I'm not gay but the Yaoi is good
hazy crystal
yikes
kind sun
yeah but there is nor enough straight stuff
hazy crystal
kind sun
Especially in rule 34
hazy crystal
you all need yasuho x josuke
placid gyro
There's not enough girls in the early part to be straight about it
Unless you want gang bang every part
minor ore
this man goes to jojos r34
placid gyro
hazy crystal
kind sun
minor ore
reads manga with homoerotic poses and men wearing lipstick
"wish there was more straight stuff in jojo"
placid gyro
hazy crystal
homoerotic
i mean any posing is kinda gay
minor ore
Not really
kind sun
i dont wish for less gay stuff but more straight
minor ore
yeah you cant blame the community when 90% of jojos characters are hot guys
just saying
hazy crystal
I blame the rotten fujoshis
kind sun
I mean in later parts there are many potential waifus
minor ore
And many more potential husbandos...
sleek mason
later parts are a goldmine for bisexuals
analog skiff
And stand designs too if you're into that
sleek mason
part 8 has gappy and yasuho who are ridiculously cute and best mom mitsuba
hazy crystal
I haven't ever seen anyone I'd consider a waifu or husbando throughout JoJo
minor ore
What about L.A?
analog skiff
ewww fuck off
hazy crystal
Who does that stand for again?
kind sun
There are a lot of potential waifus
minor ore
LA boom boom
hazy crystal
oh god
minor ore
The redneck brothers with the magnet stand in early part 7
who i didnt know was a guy till my second read
hazy crystal
no jesus
minor ore
Please
hazy crystal
placid gyro
I swear the way Araki draws Lucy is basically asking us to thirst on her
hazy crystal
But she's only 14
kind sun
Who even thought that hot pants was a man lol
placid gyro
Ikr
hazy crystal
kind sun
But she's drawn
hazy crystal
the same people who thought hot pants was a man were the people who thought narancia was a girl
placid gyro
@analog skiff
analog skiff
What
minor ore
i did not know that johnny and gryo thought narancia was a girl
analog skiff
why'd you ping me
odd monolith
@hazy crystal I mean...
hazy crystal
say the line, bart
odd monolith
Vocal percussion on a whole nother level coming from my mind.
hazy crystal
analog skiff
If there's no mickey this shit ain't disney!
minor ore
lol, I never knew what he was saying @odd monolith
kind sun
Dr Ferdinand shouldve been a woman
hazy crystal
scary monsters was used for vore
odd monolith
@minor ore tbh actually think it's through my mind
analog skiff
Reminder that there's a guy called mrs robinson who's a man and literally nobody questions his name
minor ore
mr robinson
odd monolith
@kind sun Dr F shouldve been the guy from Jurassic Park
hazy crystal
I don't remember any of the minor antagonists of Part 7, they were so weird
even for JoJo
hazy crystal
I like the design of Pork Pie Hat Kid a lot but his stand blows
sonic pecan
Anasui transgender
placid gyro
Pork pie hat kid...
hazy crystal
how
placid gyro
Pork pie hat kid
analog skiff
Wired is cool
placid gyro
Oh god
analog skiff
just could have been used better
minor ore
pork pie hat kid
analog skiff
hazy crystal
analog skiff
So what was Pork Pie's personality?
hazy crystal
dumb kid
minor ore
bein a goofy dumb kid
analog skiff
Wired is a cool stand fite me eleven
minor ore
89 yrs old
analog skiff
wbbl?
minor ore
crazy
odd monolith
89???
Yeah, right...89...
I think it's funny how many times in JoJo characters say I know I sound like a broken record but
At least they're aware
minor ore
that 89 yr old man who’s 89 yrs old can’t really be 89 yrs old
odd monolith
He's far too fast for a man who's 89 years old. Someone who's 89 couldn't move that quickly. I mean, he's 89.
minor ore
You've killed the meme
minor ore
It was already on life support and you just had to pull the plug
All because you wanted to charge your iphone
odd monolith
@minor ore that's my stand power
Excuse me
Did you just refer to me as Apple scum
minor ore
ocean mirage
if you can mix two fruits, what would they be
placid gyro
Pineapple and pizza
odd monolith
A raspberry the size of a grapefruit
hazy crystal
cherries and plums to make, hopefully, giant cherries
minor ore
does this chat know what a fruit is
placid gyro
Yes
odd monolith
@minor ore 「fruit」
placid gyro
Mayonnaise
ocean mirage
pizza is fruit, according to school's guideline
placid gyro
Does this chat know what a 'fruit' is?
ocean mirage
i think
odd monolith
minor ore
nah, pizza is a vegetable according to school guidelines
Milk is animal fruit while meat is animal vegetables
ocean mirage
wat
hazy crystal
does this "chat" know what the concept of "gravity" is?
odd monolith
「Gra-
minor ore
' not "
odd monolith
Oh
hazy crystal
💬 ⏬
minor ore
So lately i've been measuring the precise 'weight' and 'length' of each sausage.
odd monolith
That's what she said
minor ore
💬 ⏬
ocean mirage
i love fish sausage
minor ore
💬 ⏬
placid gyro
minor ore
Trash SBR memes in my jojolion?
spin2win
if u know that ur a real one lol
"Jotaro what are you doing?"
" i'm spinning to winning "
This post was made by swedish death metal mushroom gang
ocean mirage
joshu looks like a mushroom
minor ore
All bowl cuts look like mushrooms
Puffy ones especially
joshu's is a little flat though
Yeah
talkin bout his hair not his other mushroom
We all know guys with bowl cuts are not hot
But what about girls with bowl cuts?
stop
ocean mirage
does bangs count as a half bowlcut