jojolion

[sly turret]

true

[minor ore]

I dunno why

But stands breaking apart are really nice to look at

[brittle blade]

this is cursed

[sly turret]

whats with eyes of heaven and green stuff

not even haato is immune

they got Johnny too

[pastel adder]

ewww

[real ferry]

Leave green where it belongs

Goddamn Stone Ocean

[brittle blade]

green lambo

is there any stand in part 8 that could heal daiya?

[sly turret]

no

[real ferry]

The Rokakaka could

[sly turret]

but the rokakaka could

[brittle blade]

Mitsuba got a rokakaka for her peely skin but daiya didn't for her literal blindness

[real ferry]

Considering Soft and Wet can plunder sight, can it gift it to someone else?

[sly turret]

I doubt it, especially since Araki seems to have retconned soft and wet's ability

kinda like with the thing where if you attack a thing giorno makes you get hit

[real ferry]

Yeah that was broken as all hell

[sly turret]

soft and wet now seems to just be able to make the bubbles explode, carry things, and shield him

[real ferry]

And be a cord

[sly turret]

which sucks because doing stuff like stealing friction was super cool

[pastel adder]

plunder was so fuckin unique, sad it isn't used

[real ferry]

I don't know if he removed it entirely, hoping we'll see more of it

[pastel adder]

literally gives so many options to use in fights, even in non-broken ways

still a sick stand either way tbh

[sly turret]

I think Araki just realized that Gappy could do the friction thing and sight thing to all his opponents and was like "shit this is busted" and changed it

[vale estuary]

yeah that wouldve been cool like

yeet the friction

so just instant trips them

[brittle blade]

maybe he could have used it against the head doctor

[sly turret]

steal friction from under him and make him slip

[brittle blade]

ye

[pastel adder]

JJL is such a great part, I hope araki concludes it well

[sly turret]

we can only hope

[pastel adder]

I mean the man already has his magnum opus in this part tbh

being vitamin C of course

[vale estuary]

depending on the ending its either this or part 7 as his best work

[hidden smelt]

I think Joshu will redeem himself by the end

[vale estuary]

i want him to

[minor ore]

Imagine Josuke steals friction from head doctor

[vale estuary]

eyesight

motor functions

[sly turret]

imagine josuke steals the heart from the head doctor

and then he just dies

[vale estuary]

you misspelled joker

haha funny joke right

[sly turret]

hah I get it

[pastel adder]

[minor ore]

[sly turret]

its like persona 5

[sly turret]

very funny, did laugh

[vale estuary]

oh shit he says that?

[pastel adder]

how much is eoh on psn

[brittle blade]

yup

[sly turret]

anybody got a spare ps4 and eoh lying around

[minor ore]

Eoh is on sale

[vale estuary]

were in the same boat man

[minor ore]

For $15

Sorry

[sly turret]

shit I wish I had a ps4 rn

[pastel adder]

mmm might have to get it

[minor ore]

Yea

[vale estuary]

i pirated the ps3 version

hehehe

[minor ore]

The second someone told me

I bought it

Ye its also on ps3

[vale estuary]

except i dont speak rice so i dont understand shit

[pastel adder]

Not having a ps4 in 2019 smh

[sly turret]

you think I can find someone on craigslist or something that would be willing to trade my xbox one for their ps4

[minor ore]

Perhaps

[vale estuary]

probably

[sly turret]

because I would do that in a heartbeat

[brittle blade]

get an xbox one s

*ps4 plus

or what is it's name

[sly turret]

My xbox one is literally just used for netflix and blu rays

[pastel adder]

pro?

[brittle blade]

that

thinking about it I don't have any device to play blu rays with

[vale estuary]

spaghetti

[sly turret]

@vale estuary do you remember where you downloaded the iso?

[vale estuary]

oh yeah ill DM you a link

[sly turret]

thank

[brittle blade]

stealing friction comes up fairly often in talks about soft and wet

but what else would be practical to steal in a fight?

[sly turret]

a stand

like a small stand

that would be funny

[real ferry]

He did pick up Yotsuyu and I Am A Rock

[sly turret]

oh yeah

what if he just never let them out

floated them into space

and them popped it

[brittle blade]

kars

[sly turret]

bam now you got kars 2

kars was a rock human all along

[real ferry]

Magenta Magenta is Kars 2

This would be Kars 3

And I Am A Rock was able to attract rocks to burst the bubble but I do wonder to what range Josuke can control his bubbles

[sly turret]

We've never seen it go super far

but I don't think soft and wet has stand stats for range

does it?

[minor ore]

he also immersed himself and rai in two bubbles

and the bubble was able to withstand some serious pressure

[brittle blade]

du du du dudu du du

[fading cove]

what if part 9 is battle tendency with rock humans

[brittle blade]

after part 8 there will be no more rock humans

[fading cove]

yeah

[minor ore]

what can you even use on them

now that you mention battle tendency

there a few parallels

the main villain wasnt revealed until the very end

[fading cove]

i love how we all know rock humans will go away in a few chapters

[minor ore]

there was a main villain-ish group

[fading cove]

kars was so fhe main villain

[minor ore]

yeah but it wasnt really obv until the end

he didnt really stand out as one

[fading cove]

yeah he did

[minor ore]

he was equal with wamuu and esidisi or whatever they are called

[fading cove]

he was like "whammu you have honor bc ur stupid"

kars looked like the villain

its the intro

he doesnt give the ring to Joseph

[minor ore]

with him standing out as one

i dont mean hints or foreshadowing

i said it before, he was equal to esidisi

[fading cove]

seems clear now

[minor ore]

he wasnt really presented as one

[fading cove]

it was one of the more subtle character development

🍴

🐦 🇮🇹 👨

[icy bluff]

Yes

[fading cove]

i love araki's writing pattern

[icy bluff]

Maybe the new rokakaka fruit will make a “rock human ultimate lifeform” or “nerf the rock human weaknesses”.

[fading cove]

its so crazy and real

what if the hamon clan sent kars to space

😮

[icy bluff]

No part 2 then.

[fading cove]

id like to see au joseph

[icy bluff]

To me Rai Mamezuku is AU Joseph.

[fading cove]

i think joseph lacks an iconic design

[sly turret]

why is rai joseph

[kind owl]

@sly turret, Your Stand Power is now level 13 !

[icy bluff]

Well he was based off Jonathan.

[fading cove]

jonathan has a iconic design

im thinking about the part 8 promo's araki has done

with all the jojos in part 8 style

[icy bluff]

@sly turret Rai seems similar to Joseph because the stands Doggystyle and hermit purple are similar. They’re both tendril-like. Also both characters are pretty smart and are introduced, doing something crazy illegal.

[kind owl]

@icy bluff, Your Stand Power is now level 7 !

[sly turret]

I don't see the stand thing

[fading cove]

the lack of power stands in part 8 is pretty cool

[sly turret]

its more like stone free

[fading cove]

no

stone free could punch

[sly turret]

I mean with the unraveling

[fading cove]

yeah

but you get less string per finger?

[sleek mason]

Doggy style, stone free and hierophant green areall cool string stands

[fading cove]

what about mountain tim

[icy bluff]

@sly turret You’re right. It’s just the “rope” aespect of their abilities. Joseph and Rai can grab things and swing with their stands.

[sly turret]

mountain tim didn't really unravel himself, it more like how sticky fingers separated bruno

[fading cove]

isnt mountain tim supposed to be au speedwagon

[icy bluff]

Not sure because speedwagon foundation was mentioned in SBR.

[fading cove]

when?

in an editors note

[icy bluff]

Give me a sec.

[sly turret]

yes

[fading cove]

the editors not about giorno in stone ocean peeves me

[sly turret]

SPW in steel ball run funded the race

[fading cove]

yeah mr steel and valentine

[icy bluff]

It’s actually Speedwagon oil Corp.

[fading cove]

he's alive!

[icy bluff]

And richer than god.

[fading cove]

likely be rockafeller

have so much money he gives huge amounts away

[icy bluff]

Speedwagon should be in the Men who built America documentary.

[fading cove]

at least he wasnt in the race

bc everyone but johnny died

its more like the steel ball Massacre

[icy bluff]

Steel ball conspiracy

[vast ermine]

I found another part 4 easter egg

Kishibe and Yoichi lol

Rohan spotted

[brittle blade]

*kishire

[vast ermine]

that looks like a b to me

Also Shotaro could be Jotaro i guess

[viscid mountain]

Sexy tac!

[vast ermine]

Thats Araki talking about me

Im a sexy tic tac

[fading cove]

part 7 and 8 are written by rohan

im telling you guys

[vast ermine]

Bro

BRO

[fading cove]

see

it all makes sense

[minor ore]

did discord crash

[fading cove]

final panel is just rohan drawing the final panel

[narrow grail]

Rohan would never make a manga with josuke as the protagonist~

[fading cove]

but he's nothing like part 4 josuke

part 4 josuke is like a real teenager

he's self-absorbed doesnt care to much about school

he's a realistic teenager

[narrow grail]

I know~

im just saying he would go for koichi instead of josuke

make the protagonist half josuke that he hates and half kira that is a serial killer (and killed him in bites the dust) is sorta of weird

but cool idea

[rich hearth]

I hope they bring this in the anime.

[viscid mountain]

And now is when bohemian rhapsody comes back and we get crazy diamond on part 8

[fading cove]

no joke crazy diamond would break part 8

he would restore the rock fruit

boom

plot over

[sly turret]

thats not how it works

they don't even have the fruit

they would need to have something to restore it

[queen fox]

Didn’t they have a handkerchief with the scent on it?

So technically ya

[sly turret]

but crazy diamond can't bring an object to it through scent

[queen fox]

How do we know that? Scent is part of something, meaning it lost the scent

So theoretically, it’s possible

[sly turret]

Can Crazy Diamond punch smells

[south fable]

hey gamers

hope people here are caught up with jojolion :O

[sly turret]

indeed we are

[narrow grail]

yeah that wouldn´t work like that awaken

[minor ore]

yeah

[minor ore]

i mean

araki could just make crazy diamond restore things through scents

it'd be on par with his usual asspulls

[west zealot]

Bruh Joshu almost raped Yasuho wtf

I was hoping there would be some point I would take a liking to Joshu but then that happened

[sly turret]

[icy bluff]

Lol Joshu is shit; you’ll see what I mean.

[west zealot]

Fair

[minor ore]

People say araki cant draw dogs

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Power is now level 4 !

[minor ore]

But they forget about Josuke

[west zealot]

In one of the chapters of pt 8 there's a lil advertisement for pt 3 manga that has a really good drawing of real dog Iggy

[fading cove]

https://youtu.be/l6hZfCl0n8g

i love this video

i at least thought it made sense

[winter musk]

caato rock human caato rock human

[west zealot]

Damn I thought Yotsuyu was about to get the 20th century boy treatment

[fading cove]

i didnt realize that part 8 is just a heros turn of part 8

and it spoilers the whole spoiler

[west zealot]

What is a heros turn

[fading cove]

he doesnt murder people

how kira murders the family guy and takes over his life with a new family

how gappy wakes up with no memoires and takes over his life with a new family

[west zealot]

I saw the word gappy and I don't know who that is yet so I stopped reading lol. I am new to Jojolion

[kind owl]

@west zealot, Your Stand Power is now level 8 !

[fading cove]

ah

i think im going to read some of part 4

reread*

[icy bluff]

I’m rereading part 6.

[fading cove]

part 6 and 3 have to be part 9 then

because part 2 would totally have to be reworked if it was used

but reusing certain german robots

||anyway the video ends with predicting kaato is the real villain and jobin is a pawn, oh yeah and king crimson comes back||

about that video^

||also kaato stand name is queen||

[sly turret]

@west zealot Gappy is just a community nickname for Josuke to differentiate him from part 4 Josuke. Its bc of the distinct gap in his front teeth

[west zealot]

oh really??? Lmao

Is the spelling "Jousuke" just a translation error then

[sly turret]

Yes

same with Caato being Kaato

but you don't know who that is yet

[west zealot]

I was about to say

[sly turret]

basically, Japanese is weird

[fading cove]

no

japanese isnt a mess

english is a mess

[sly turret]

ur not wrong

[minor ore]

japanese is just hard

[fading cove]

english is bad

prove me wrong

[minor ore]

umm ok then

[sly turret]

You don't have to memorize the gender of every object to make sure you use the correct form of the

thats a real pain to do with learning other languages

[minor ore]

it's not that hard

but i guess if you learn the language it is

[sly turret]

Yeah

Im learning French at my HS and it can be a real pain sometimes

[fading cove]

well japanese and english dont have common ground like euro languages

[sly turret]

true

[fading cove]

way easier

because roots sometimes are the same

[sly turret]

tbh I know jackshit about written Japanese

[minor ore]

learning kanji is hard

[fading cove]

yeah looks super hard

those moon runes have meaning?

[west zealot]

I did Chinese for a few years and that shit was not fun

Made my brain hurt

[sly turret]

Dude I took Chinese in first grade

I remember NONE of it

aside from that it was difficult as hell

[fading cove]

you where 6

[minor ore]

bruh in first grade we were learning the colors in english

not fucking chinese

[west zealot]

Lmfao

[fading cove]

i wish usa even sorta cared about other languages

[sly turret]

I went to a private school in first grade it was weird

[fading cove]

2 years of spanish and its terrible

[sly turret]

I'm going into my third of French

[minor ore]

here we have 4 years of either German or Russian

[sly turret]

where is that again?

[fading cove]

im a weeb so i would want japanese

i would have thought of doing more spanish

but

my teacher is fucking crazy

[minor ore]

japanese is a great language

I wish I knew it

[fading cove]

what will happen first

english steel ball run

or me l;earning japanese

[proud stag]

english sbr

[sly turret]

I would bet on the latter

[minor ore]

bruh imagine anime only's whining about having to wait 2 years

[fading cove]

imagine not supporting the manga because you cant read japanese

[proud stag]

what?

[sly turret]

Araki must feel weird if he ever meets american fans of the manga bc hes probably like "Thank you for pirating my manga bc viz is trash"

[fading cove]

thats really what it comes down to

[sly turret]

like every person that buys the jojo games on ps3 and ps4 is a pirate

[fading cove]

this is why you dont reprint a manga over 3 years

smh

[minor ore]

aren't the games official releases?

[fading cove]

yeah

but the people who play them are jojo fans

theres no official release of 4-7 maybe some of 8

the 1 volume for 4 doesnt count

[west zealot]

But I think the point is that the rest of pt 4 will be released?

[sly turret]

yeah but that still leaves 5 - 8

[fading cove]

yeah

viz has the rights for 4

so maybe

[sly turret]

in other words, any time somebody that doesn't speak Japanese talks about how much they like one of those parts, they pirated it

[fading cove]

this is not a problem for any other series

[west zealot]

You guys should try being Gundam fans. Then you'll understand that the fact that we even get pirated versions of these is a privilege

[sly turret]

I am a hardcore gundam fan, I've watched gundam the origin and thats it

[west zealot]

hardcore

[sly turret]

the most hardcore

[west zealot]

only watched the Origin

[sly turret]

Exactly

the biggest fan on earth right here

jokes aside, I wanna get into it but I need some spare cash to buy the movie trilogy first

[fading cove]

i want to save up for steel ball manga

😂

[sly turret]

good luck with that

[fading cove]

[minor ore]

lmao just buy the Japanese releases and learn japanese

[sly turret]

its that simple

[fading cove]

lmao just buy the dam rights and translate the manga

its that simple

[west zealot]

Make an appointment with Araki

it's that simple

[sly turret]

lmao Araki just finish the manga already

its that simple

[west zealot]

Okay maybe not that one

[fading cove]

araki just bring back diavolo in jojolion

its that simple

[sly turret]

have him die in the background of a panel

[minor ore]

I mean he knows what's gonna happen what's stopping him from releasing it rn lmao

[west zealot]

Well he has to draw it

[fading cove]

just do web comics

[minor ore]

it's that simple

[west zealot]

This is the reason we don't have anything past part 3

[fading cove]

just say soft and w- KING CRIMSON

but watch that video i linked

its super good

[west zealot]

Yeah when I'm caught up maybe

[sly turret]

the king crimson thing I kinda doubt though

[fading cove]

if it follows part 4 then

its going to have to

part 8 perfectly follows the kira arcs of part 4

[minor ore]

the king crimson theory is pretty far-fetched

[fading cove]

its the name

the only stands that have king in the name are the part 8 higashikata house king crimson and talking head

the gay guy that doesnt have cruch

[sly turret]

yes I know

I still doubt it

[fading cove]

it would be high voltage hyp

e

[sly turret]

Araki typically puts more thought into the stand names and their references

having king crimson just because king is in the name would undermine that

[fading cove]

4th gen has king first

5th gen has it 2nd

6th gen has it 3rd

[sly turret]

I don't care

It would still be dumb imo

I like the idea of Gappy getting a stand upgrade, but Araki should put more thought into it then just "oh this one has king in the name"

[fading cove]

gappy does have that giorno idea of being good

[sly turret]

yeah so they both have prince song names

that makes sense

[fading cove]

that doesnt mean anything

[sly turret]

I don't get king crimson though

[fading cove]

did you not get hyped for high voltage?

[sly turret]

high voltage?

[fading cove]

did you not read steel ball run?

[sly turret]

oh wait

[minor ore]

I feel like the concept of high voltage isn't something you should reuse

[sly turret]

was that when the world appeared

[fading cove]

yeah

[minor ore]

wait so that KC for josuke theory is still a thing

[sly turret]

apparently so

[minor ore]

y

[fading cove]

he's going to get a stand upgrade

that has to happen

[sly turret]

anyways that made sense in part 7 because it was alternate dio, Gappy is not alternate Diavolo

[minor ore]

most likely yeah but i doubt it’ll be something profound like that

[fading cove]

king crimson part is super far fetched though

[sly turret]

what weren't you just saying it was what you believed

[fading cove]

but tsurugi HAS TO get sick near the climax

[sly turret]

Tsurugi already started getting sick

[minor ore]

what would be an upgrade for s&w

[sly turret]

hard and hot

[fading cove]

there we go

[sly turret]

ok actually though uhhhhhhhh

idk

[fading cove]

but 🅱 ink 🅱 oyld

[minor ore]

the actual ability can't be upgraded much without spiraling into another direction

[fading cove]

^

[sly turret]

yeah

[fading cove]

thats what im talking about

fusion?

[sly turret]

We can't know for sure what it will be until we see the main villain

[fading cove]

either he'll heal tsurugi or eat the fruit and something will happen?

[sly turret]

if it gets an upgrade then it will most likely be a GER type thing where its used to defeat main antagonist

[minor ore]

what it there isn't a main villain

[fading cove]

kaato is the main villain

it all makes sense

she had a pretty nice phone for someone in prison

[sly turret]

if there isn't a main villain then he will just get one to help with the climax

[fading cove]

and she said she mangeded the farm for 15 years

while she was in prison

[sly turret]

I still think there will be a main antagonist though

[fading cove]

kaato

i think jobin is a pawn

because he doesnt have motivation

[sly turret]

if Kaato is the main villain then where has she been for the past like 40 chapters

[minor ore]

his motivation is to heal his son

[fading cove]

yeah

thats not a villain's motivation

to pure

[sly turret]

Valentines motive was to help america

[fading cove]

he end up doing what johnny did

the first one with the curse

omfg

is all of this johnny's fault?

[sly turret]

no, Johnny isn't jobins ancestor

different sides of the family tree

[fading cove]

ah

[sly turret]

johnny is kiras ancestor though

[fading cove]

didnt johnny's kid turn to stone?

why he shot himself 😭

[sly turret]

he started too but then Johnny took the curse onto himself

[fading cove]

that wasnt jesus shifting fortune

?

[icy bluff]

And got yeeted by leaves.

[fading cove]

arent the leaves ball breakers?

[sly turret]

no

[fading cove]

because thats where johnny died

well its connected

[sly turret]

Johnny didn't have ball breaker

[fading cove]

with act 4 tusk

he had the spin

[sly turret]

I mean I guess

[fading cove]

the perfect spin

[sly turret]

but thats a real stretch

the leaves weren't spinning though

im so confused

[vast ermine]

are t-there supposed to be similarities between Norisuke IV and Valentine

[minor ore]

for starters

[sly turret]

as far as I know no

[minor ore]

why you put t-there

[fading cove]

i heard a theory that kaato is a rock human too

[vast ermine]

Im scared

[minor ore]

^^

that’s the theory i saw

[fading cove]

id be so happy if jojo cared over

like

a sequal

[sly turret]

what

cared over

[sly turret]

what does that mean

[fading cove]

sequel

[vast ermine]

This is a valentine reskin change my mind

[fading cove]

its the hair

[vast ermine]

Yeah

[sly turret]

where are the spirals then

[minor ore]

except with an infinitely worse stand

[vast ermine]

And the Dojya~~~n!

But not quite

[fading cove]

ill miss jojolion when it ends

[vast ermine]

King nothing looks sick

[fading cove]

it is fun the talk about random shit

[sly turret]

Rip king nothing

[minor ore]

that is factual

[sly turret]

the whole like 2 chapters he was in were cool

[fading cove]

it really was

i wish that was moody blues design

then it would get used for 10 minutes

like you swap them

[vast ermine]

I wish moody blues would have some channel change glitch effect when he turned into a person and it would be quick

like changing the channel on an old satellite set

[fading cove]

the rock humans being 240 years old is such a weird fact to say

hold on

i got another crack pot theory

[cloud river]

whyyyy does eeever-y Jojoooliooon character taaa-aaalk like thi-
-iiiis?

[west zealot]

So I just read that stag beetle battle.......... epic

[fading cove]

this is also kaato

crack pot theorys

the hype is real

because this part is unpredictable

[fading cove]

guys

[cloud river]

i really really really like these images

[fading cove]

when has a stand name ever been secret?

like it was like diavolo's name

[cloud river]

king crimson

duh

[sly turret]

yeah we know Caato main villain bc no stand name

I could say the same for Holly though so like

[fading cove]

and she moves space

[vast ermine]

Can a card stand be cooler than all along the watchtower tho

[fading cove]

i think jobin is a bit twisted on who his allies are

[sly turret]

is that from a novel?

[vast ermine]

Yeah it is

PH Feedback

[sly turret]

ah

I still need to read that

[vast ermine]

Same

I just know about that stand

[fading cove]

ok

[vast ermine]

Genuinely one of my favs

[fading cove]

i just went to the wiki page for stands

are these memes?

wtf is this

[vast ermine]

I wanna check those out

[fading cove]

i do to

[sly turret]

there is no way made in heaven ultimate requiem is a real thing

like

what

[fading cove]

op is the wrong word

Bohemian Rhapsody is op

made in heaven ultimate requiem is fucking insane

[minor ore]

jorge joestar

[vast ermine]

Dark mirage is also broke

[minor ore]

bro tf is with Jorge joestar lmao

that story’s so weird

[fading cove]

im really into this now

[west zealot]

Is that the Jorge Joestar novel or something

[minor ore]

ye

[fading cove]

it sounds like part 1 3 5 4 and 7 all in one

[minor ore]

jorge joestar is REALLY weird

[sly turret]

it makes me wanna read it

[west zealot]

Lmao is Jorge Joestar the strongest jojo if he had to go up against that shit

[fading cove]

made in heaven ultimate requiem is to op

like

thats above meme level

and meme levl is high

ah

[west zealot]

Made in Heaven ultimate requiem is the kid on the playground who kept coming up with bullshit so he could win

[fading cove]

cioccolata is a terrorist

[winter musk]

made in heaven ultimate requiem OVER HEAVEN

[fading cove]

what would be made in heaven ultimate requiem ability?

made in heaven ultimate requiem OVER HEAVEN act 5

[west zealot]

Yeah I'll have to come back to this Jorge Joestar thing lol

[fading cove]

One version of Giorno Giovanna is now host to Diavolo as an alternate personality, as that Diavolo was a renegade Stand in similar vein to Anubis. As a result, the Doppio from that universe became a separate entity with his own Stand, one capable of transforming objects into telephones

wtf is this

this makes jojolion look like a down to earth romance

[west zealot]

The most ambitious crossover

[fading cove]

" and meets 36 versions of Kars, each from a different universe, one of which accompanies him back to Earth, all ending in a massive fistfight with Dio Brando as he attempts to become the Holy Corpse and gain unlimited power."

[minor ore]

what kind of acid trip type story am i reading

[fading cove]

this is like a crazy ass fan fiction

[sly turret]

alright say no more about the plot, I gotta experience this fever dream for myself

[fading cove]

half the wiki doesnt have summaries

but

[minor ore]

trust me it"s more than a fever dream

it's not that good tbh

it's just really weird

[sly turret]

clearly

alright its like 11 where I am rn so ima go bye

[west zealot]

Lmao if pt 8 ever gets to being animated, I can't wait for 45 straight seconds of stag beetles going at it

[fading cove]

what is whitesnake ultimate

and why isnt it a requiem

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

[minor ore]

that battle gonna be hype lowkey lmao

[fading cove]

whitesnake ultimate vs The Iron Ladies

bluerays vs bullets

[west zealot]

Bruh Araki 420blazesit confirmed

[crisp cove]

Hey kids want some Yukako fanart dump?

[minor ore]

#jojo-fanart

actually that last one is araki

also

that's not yukako lmfao

[kind sun]

And people say that Kyo is the superior waifu smh

[minor ore]

can’t go wrong with either one

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Power is now level 12 !

[minor ore]

sweet

[fading cove]

she is the parts blessing

[minor ore]

true

especially paired up with josuke

anyone got link to colored jojolion

[fading cove]

like when people say kira is a thot slayer but remi is not a thot

[sly turret]

https://mangadex.org/title/27151/jojo-s-bizarre-adventure-part-8-jojolion-official-colored

[fading cove]

this jorge joestar is insane

im watching a summary video

[minor ore]

just had someone say daiya looks like a hag

[minor ore]

what

how does she

ok

[minor ore]

Daiya is the only true waifu

[late beacon]

Yasuhoe

[tidal ocean]

no

[minor ore]

yasuho is not a hoe

yasuwholesome

[tidal ocean]

Yasuho? more like ||Play League of Legends||

[stark fossil]

About this time last year I was reading the I am a Rock fight

Getting real nostalgic over here

[minor ore]

around this time last year i didn’t even know what a jojo was

[violet coral]

Freshman year I had no idea of JoJo, then sophomore year came and look at me now

[slate moat]

I know I sound like a broken record but... JoJolion is 89 Chapters old ?

[violet coral]

[Laugh track]

[minor ore]

I know i sound like a broken record butt

[analog ether]

What if, they back the HD into a corner

And he reveals his face

And then he opens his mouth

And it's Wu

[minor ore]

You mean Wu comes sliding out of HD's mouth?

[analog ether]

Yeah

Peaking out of it

[heavy grove]

So, the new rokakaka doesn't grant or evolve stands right?

[minor ore]

I don't think so

well if two stand users combine their stands also combine

What

They don't lol

[heavy grove]

Yeah they so

Soft and wet is a fusion stand

[minor ore]

No it's not

it's killer queen and josfumi's s&w fused

They didn't fuse???

og s&w didn't have bubbles

[heavy grove]

Yes they did

[minor ore]

They did lol

[analog ether]

You are cring and wrong
Watch this

https://s1.mangadex.org/data/1982c0c8354578ffd469d7da730fd102/x31.png

[minor ore]

S&W is still S&W

[heavy grove]

With new abilities

[minor ore]

Wow it's not plunder anymore but "taking" something away

There's a very small difference between S&W of Gappy and S&W of Josefumi

[heavy grove]

A small difference is still a difference

[minor ore]

And no, gappy's s&w getting stars on bubbles doesn't make it a fusion

the difference is bubbles

It still looks the same

[heavy grove]

So

[minor ore]

It still works mostly same

[heavy grove]

It has different abilities

Kinda

[minor ore]

It combines stands but in a subtle way

[analog ether]

I literally just showed a manga panel were it said the ability changed

Enough

[minor ore]

But it isn't

[heavy grove]

Yes it did

Araki said so

[minor ore]

It does change but not in a major way

the ability is different

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Power is now level 21 !

[minor ore]

Like, s&w takes properties and kq has bubbles
The result is a stand with bubbles that take away properties

yes

If you combine the new s&w with nkc you'll get flying nuts

It just mixes shit

If kira survived he probably would have had some kinda new ability too

when it combines two people it also fuses their spirits, therefore combining the stands

You can't make a new stand with the neoroka but you can get new abilities

Which might aswell be a new stand tbh

1 stand at the cost of 2

Old S&W had bubbles too

"New form"

It still looks the same

They didn't work the same

it had bubbles, but wasn't able to use them in the same way

"Big brother's had bubbles that exploded upon contact and that's all"

🤡

Forgot about SHA's

It's also worth mentioning this was before josefumi's reveal

So the "stand took on a new form" part might be inaccurate

Since we know s&w's form is the exact same as josefumi's

Missed opportunity tbh

Tho we could see Gappy making the bubbles explode i think

Not like kira's

But they did

He could have used the scrapped s&w early appearance that was included in the very first chapter cover

For josefumi

And yeah gappy made exploding bubbles in the aphex twins fight

They weren't actual big ass explosions with clouds and shit

More like violently popping

so anyway

https://youtu.be/5kuI2OXSoJY

Bless

Zook

[fallen trellis]

What did early soft and wet look like

[minor ore]

It looked like naked slenderman with two eye holes

I can't pull up a picture because i have no browser

But it appeared in the very first chapter cover

[analog ether]

Oh god, I just found the announcement preview for part 8

This is very odd

[fallen trellis]

Doesn't look that different

Besides his ear things

[minor ore]

Not that one

That's the volume cover

I meant the chapter cover

The page right after this one

LPC found it

He looks very different, he looks more "human"

[queen fox]

I gotta read Jorge Joestar but it’s a fucking bible and I can’t do that man

[minor ore]

It's a formal shitpost bound by paper

imo

[polar whale]

Its a very confusing fanfiction

[queen fox]

The fact that is it almost 1000 pages long is just... wow

Remember, Araki read this entire thing and let it pass

And this was next to Purple Haze

[empty grove]

It's 600 pages long

[queen fox]

Is 760~

[minor ore]

lol Araki read it

[queen fox]

Araki is aware of 36 kars

Something I never thought he would

[minor ore]

Not really, probably skimmed through it

[queen fox]

(Meaning he could’ve probably skimmed purple haze feedback too)

The guy was like 40 then

He had all the time he needed to read it ngl

[minor ore]

I doubt he cared enough to read a 760 page fan novel about his characters

I wouldn't if i was in his shoes

yeah I doubt he actually read it

[rocky star]

Can jos8ke take cringe from one place and put it another

[minor ore]

If he can then he needs to use s&w on you asap

[rocky star]

o

[cyan viper]

i just caught up with jojolion,i wouldnt say i like it as much as sbr,but its still an awesome part

also,is it released monthly

[analog ether]

Yes

[minor ore]

Yes

[cyan viper]

oh,ok

[analog ether]

Every 18th of the month

[minor ore]

You probably didn't like it as much because it still hasn't finished

[cyan viper]

im kinda liking the old dude

[minor ore]

Head doctor?

[cyan viper]

even though we dont know much about him

yea

[minor ore]

He seems like a new diavolo tbh

[cyan viper]

and his stand design is nice

maybe

and i find it interesting that Araki hasnt killed off any major characters yet

maybe thats for the better,idk

[minor ore]

Norisuke looks dead af

[cyan viper]

xd

[minor ore]

He's probably dead

You don't just carry unconscious people in body bags

[cyan viper]

ikr

welp,before i wait until september 18th,imma read the jojo manga from part 1 to 5,because before i read so,i was an anime-only

[queen fox]

Never read part 4 lol

[cyan viper]

yup xd

i just read 6-8

but ik there are anime and manga diffrences

so

[queen fox]

I remember reading part 5 before the color scans were different

Updated*

[cyan viper]

i heard part 5 had bad translations

did it

[queen fox]

It did

Really bad

[cyan viper]

oof

duwang bad,or

[queen fox]

It was just hard to understand

[cyan viper]

oh,ok

[queen fox]

That’s why, it just works, is a thing

[cyan viper]

did the it just works meme come from them

oh,ok

[queen fox]

I read your mind

[cyan viper]

sugini,omea wa

xd

[queen fox]

I would recommend the color ones for part 1-2 tho

Wait

I meant black and white

[cyan viper]

is dead mans questions good

i heard araki made spin-offs

[queen fox]

It’s super different

[cyan viper]

like,when kira dies

the place he got sent to

[queen fox]

Really slow pacing lol

[cyan viper]

is the main point of it or something,idk

[queen fox]

Ya

[cyan viper]

alright

[queen fox]

Have you read gorgeous Irene?

[cyan viper]

nope

[queen fox]

It’s only 2 chapters

[cyan viper]

is thus spoke rohan good

[minor ore]

ya

[cyan viper]

ok

alright,i gtg,thx for the help gamers

bye

[queen fox]

Ya

[sly turret]

Norisuke is just a really heavy sleeper

And he was eating some mcdonalds before sleeping so he has ketchup on him

[minor ore]

dmq is nothing special

[hoary verge]

DMQ is a good story tho much like jorge

[rocky star]

Here were are the pictures of Jorge from on the wiki if its just a novel

[patent inlet]

HE IS SO FUCKING UGLY

Holy shoot this guy is ugly

What type of haircut

[soft lichen]

Heyy guys wanna go to the beach?

I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD

[heavy grove]

Dont make fun of joshu

He is beautiful

[soft lichen]

[patent inlet]

I am sorry joshu m’lord

I was blinded

[heavy grove]

Yes

[patent inlet]

;-;

[heavy grove]

You were

The church of joshu shall see to thine punishment

[patent inlet]

Oh god joshu

[heavy grove]

[sly turret]

respect our faith

Church of Joshu is the ultimate power

wait, it all makes sense now

JJL will end with joshu getting the corpse parts and becoming the ultimate being

[patent inlet]

Oh my god

I mean joshu

[heavy grove]

Who says he isnt already?

[sly turret]

true

[patent inlet]

Not god because god is joshu

[minor ore]

joshu is already the ultimate being

[sly turret]

Joshu Over Heaven

[patent inlet]

Joshu WAS the ultimate being

He has been since birth

[heavy grove]

Joshu IS heaven

[patent inlet]

Joshu IS everything

[heavy grove]

Baby boi

[sly turret]

Joshu Over Heaven Ultimate Requiem Love Train

[minor ore]

King Call

[patent inlet]

God as a child

[heavy grove]

Act 4*

[patent inlet]

Everyone saying Josuke is part 8 jojo

What is a jojo i only know of joshu

Joshu bizarre adventure

[sly turret]

Joshu is more of a jojo then Gappy

[heavy grove]

I have 1 brain cell and its directed solely at joshu worship

[sly turret]

good

its better that way

[minor ore]

i have 2 and one of them is directed to lockandload30

[sly turret]

MA MAN

[patent inlet]

What are braincells?

I have joshucells

[heavy grove]

[sly turret]

Every word in the english language slowly gets changed to joshu

[heavy grove]

If I ever find a genie

I'm going to wish that everyone worships joshu

[patent inlet]

You mean “ Joshu joshu joshu joshu joshu joshu joshu joshu joshu joshu” @sly turret

[sly turret]

Joshu

[patent inlet]

Joshu

[heavy grove]

Joshu joshu

[patent inlet]

Joshu joshu

[sly turret]

woah man no need for swearing

[heavy grove]

Jo

Shu

[patent inlet]

JOSHU JOSHU JOSHU

[sly turret]

JOSHU!

[heavy grove]

Joshu.

Joshu joshu joshu joshu joshu joshu joshu joshu? Joshu joshu joshu joshu joshu.

Joshu joshu

[patent inlet]

Joshu.......

[sly turret]

[heavy grove]

[patent inlet]

[grizzled pilot]

please no slurs in this chat

[polar whale]

What

[kind owl]

@polar whale, Your Stand Power is now level 3 !

[grizzled pilot]

j*shu isn't allowed in this discord

[sly turret]

joshu... joshu joshu

[heavy grove]

[polar whale]

You are not the boss

[patent inlet]

Jo shu

[grizzled pilot]

sure am

[minor ore]

don't do the boy dirty like that

[heavy grove]

Joshu joshu joshu

[patent inlet]

[heavy grove]

[grizzled pilot]

[sly turret]

[minor ore]

[heavy grove]

Hey

[sly turret]

If Joshu is God then is Gappy Satan

[heavy grove]

Dont do that

Fair enough

But dont send the devil in the chat

Gappy is something to be feared

Only joshu

[sly turret]

He stole our deity's girl

[patent inlet]

Adultery

[sly turret]

Heresy

[heavy grove]

What an unholy creature

>

[patent inlet]

Gappy is as bad as nothing because gappy is the wordt thing possible

⛔

[heavy grove]

Yasuho is equally baf

[sly turret]

We need more Joshu emotes

[heavy grove]

Because she doesnt like joshu

I have just the thing

[patent inlet]

[heavy grove]

[sly turret]

actually though if you get rid of the background then you should definitely submit that

[minor ore]

tooru is even worse than satan

[heavy grove]

I'll probably do that later

[sly turret]

look at this fucker

[heavy grove]

I'm in school rn

[sly turret]

he became 3d

[heavy grove]

Damn

What a bitch

Tooru doesnt deserve life

[minor ore]

bruh

tooru hate hours

[heavy grove]

What a stinky individual

[sly turret]

more like whoru

[polar whale]

Oh

[minor ore]

the only one who's allowed to perform the sex with yasuho is joshu

[heavy grove]

[sly turret]

you think incel boards on 4chan worship Joshu

[minor ore]

Thats where Joshu gets the rest of his money from

Barber shop he runs

[sly turret]

I need to book a flight to Chicago

[patent inlet]

I need me that

[fallen trellis]

Barber: Whatchu want
Me: Have u ever read Jojolion
Barber: Say no more

[hoary sun]

Tooru is no doubt a total ding dong

[minor ore]

Joshu objectively sucks

[supple totem]

everyone sucks in someway or another

[minor ore]

karera sucks

[hazy crystal]

joshu is pretty good

[patent inlet]

Pretty good?

He is god

[plucky widget]

joshu is so underrated

he gets so much undeserved trash

he didnt rape yasuho

[minor ore]

true

he thought that she gave consent

[sly turret]

I half feel bad for him bc of all the shit he gets both in the manga and in real life, but at the same time like

he stripped his mom and asked to suck on her tits

[plucky widget]

its hard to tell in the english translations but the way yasuho was saying josuke sounds a lot like joshu

i dont remember exactly how but it does and thats why the mistake happened

[sly turret]

he thought she said "Joshu Suke"

[plucky widget]

yeaa that was it

[minor ore]

yes

which means like "i love you joshu" or something

[plucky widget]

I like joshu because all of his scenes are memorable as well

even if he’s weird he’s a good character

araki wrote the higashikata family superbwell

[minor ore]

yeah

true

[plucky widget]

best writtencast of characters he’s done

[minor ore]

too bad he barely writes about them

[plucky widget]

well

they don’t have separate arcs

but they do have a lot of character interaction which shows off them really well

like the scene where they’re all in swimsuits and stuff isn’t really a whole arc

[kind owl]

@plucky widget, Your Stand Power is now level 2 !

[plucky widget]

but it’s still fun scenes with them

same for the thing in the last chapter with norisuke

[sly turret]

I like the smaller character moments he does with the family, or the seperate arcs like Milagro man

[plucky widget]

yea

[sly turret]

I just wish we got more of them

[plucky widget]

I love Milagro man

we do get a LOT

compared to other character groups

[sly turret]

bc we haven't seen King Nothing, Walking Heart, or Nut King Call in FOREVER

[minor ore]

just not enough