#jojolion

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void viper
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soon the blood will flow

minor ore
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JoJolion has had too small of an amount of friends dying

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then again DiU didn't have much either which this is basically the parallel of

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we need a Shigechi counterpart in JoJolion shigechimenacing

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you could say both protagonists died before the part even started

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three protagonists if you count johnny

minor ore
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Yeah, seeing kira and josefumi in the vitamin c arc is still pretty tragic

supple totem
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Eff

minor ore
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Bro the saddest part was when Josefumi started crying

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And wanted to betray

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And then kira protected him

tidal ocean
supple totem
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Why did kira protect himtrishcry

minor ore
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OH YEAH MY HEART

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Kira might've had motives for doing so but my gay heart just assumes Kira really cared for him

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Because nothing was Josefumi's fault and he roped him into all that shit

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joshu brings weed-

soft raptor
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Let us start the cult of Joshuu

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šŸ° joshu

tidal ocean
manic anvil
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Oh yeah baby

minor ore
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I hope Joshu dies like NArancia did

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Random ass death

tidal ocean
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No.

manic anvil
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NO.

minor ore
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Yes

tidal ocean
minor ore
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He's beyond redemption

tidal ocean
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not really

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Joshu did nothing wrong

plush jackal
minor ore
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Tried to rape a girl

tidal ocean
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"a girl"

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šŸ‘€

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Nobody is just "a girl" in jojo Smugechi

minor ore
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Yasuho is actually a dude

minor ore
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Joshu brings weed

tidal ocean
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into higashikata house

minor ore
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then gets everyone high

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by burning it

plush jackal
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burning down the weed

upper knoll
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Is Norisuke's wife based on part 4's Shinobu?

minor ore
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highly doubt it

upper knoll
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She looks like her

minor ore
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if anything his wife is based on jolyene in design/origin

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When araki references jojo in jojo

violet coral
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lmao someone was drawing crazy diamond during the Born This Way arc

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jojo reference inside a jojo reference, INSIDE JOJO

soft raptor
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She wasn’t complaining until she saw he didn’t have 4 nuts

upper knoll
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The family tree chapter mentioning SBR race and Johnny was a very fun one

soft raptor
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Yh until that point I thought Jojolion was it’s own thing with no ties to SBR

minor ore
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no ties to SBR
literally one of the first shops we see is called SBR hats

soft raptor
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It was a reference shop

viscid lintel
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Is that not still a reference

minor ore
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birthmark on gappy not related to sbr

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I mean if you think that part 8 is another AU or separate from jojo

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we actually never saw johnny's birthmark tho

viscid lintel
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I thought we did

minor ore
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tbf we mever saw like 4 of the joestars birthmarks

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maybe those all took place in AUs too worry

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We saw of everyone

grizzled pilot
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we never saw josuke's

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(diu)

minor ore
grizzled pilot
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and we never saw jonathan's while he was alive

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anime added that

minor ore
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still

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means we seen it

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!

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we never saw johnnys

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that doesn't mean

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he isn't a joestar

grizzled pilot
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there's no authorial intent in the anime

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araki never drew the magic birthmark on josuke in diu

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nothing in the manga would ever come from expecting readers to have seen the anime

minor ore
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i guess we are gonna get one for johnny

inner gust
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There is a joestar birthmark on Josukes body in a artbook. somewhere

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i'd have to look through it again

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Johnnys birthmark is more or less supposed to be his hat although he most likely has one

grizzled pilot
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yeah but not during diu

inner gust
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Yeah basicly

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All of them are implied to have it. Weather report too for some reason

grizzled pilot
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cause its magic

minor ore
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birthmark

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I kinda understand pucci getting one because he fused with that baby

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and dio had one

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but not why weather got one

inner gust
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Maybe cause they are related?

minor ore
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and the place of birthmark is inconsistent

inner gust
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Like some weird abstract gravity thing

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Eh its a birthmark

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aslong as they have it

minor ore
inner gust
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I always took the birthmark for johnny as the ones on his hands when he shoots tusk

minor ore
inner gust
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Or that

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I know josuke has one in a art book IDK if johnny does though

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Cause the last artbook by araki wasn't fully scanned

grizzled pilot
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the birthmark is magic

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thats why weather report has it

minor ore
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just a note, josukes birth mark is anime only

tidal ocean
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or you can just say araki forgot haha

minor ore
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araki doesnt show it in the manga

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yup

inner gust
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Yeah we know

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I gotta finish scanning the STAND booklet from jojo A gogo

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still have all of part 5

grizzled pilot
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he has it in an artbook tho

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i'm... reasonably sure

minor ore
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Actually did the anime ever show the black flame except for the one in op 1?

inner gust
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@grizzled pilot Nah he does.

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idk

grizzled pilot
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no

inner gust
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Johnnys might even be in a artbook

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for how accurate jojo fans try to be they miss out on a ton of material

minor ore
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Anime no

inner gust
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like the latest and largest artbook by araki hasnt been scanend yet

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kek

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like come on

minor ore
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There was flaming eyes before part 7 why do people ignore that

inner gust
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Seeing araki's art slowly evolve is pretty easy to notice

glass lily
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araki really goes all out with his art books

fading cove
analog ether
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TONE
EAN

fading cove
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how to make a character the most hated character in fiction 101

analog ether
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Hey

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Gotta respect the grind

pastel turtle
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jojolion is the definition of gay

supple totem
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No! And i stole your hand @pastel turtle

versed ember
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pt6 comes closer

minor ore
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part 6 is literally about 3 lesbians, a trans, a kid and a man with a weird hat fighting a gay priest

tidal ocean
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basically

versed ember
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but what about bubble buddy ceasar

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caesar

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idk

supple totem
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Dat part 2

minor ore
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Literally no lesbians

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And anassui isn't trans

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Wdym, FF definitely wanted that sweet Jolyne ass

supple totem
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But he had tit when hr first appear

minor ore
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Araki changed him to a male?

supple totem
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Forced trans

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Im soz jk

minor ore
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^

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forced by dem Shonen Jump

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He's not trans

grizzled pilot
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says who

minor ore
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And who says hes a trans

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wow araki changed him frmo a girl to a guy trans!!!!!!!

supple totem
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Hol up

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We should be talking in stone ocean

minor ore
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@minor ore you know I wasn't serious, right?

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They were

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ĀÆ_(惄)_/ĀÆ

supple totem
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Me neither

grizzled pilot
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well, you're the one claiming that he isn't trans. if you have any proof i'd like to see it

minor ore
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🤔

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He even has male voice in games and araki worked together with the team in either asb or eoh

grizzled pilot
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yeah?

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people can have any sort of voice

minor ore
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Joshu brings weed into higashikata house and gets everyone high

tidal ocean
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by burning it

minor ore
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everyone in jojo is trans

grizzled pilot
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maybe

minor ore
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This part is a scam. JoJo doesn't actually have a lion in this

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0/10

tidal ocean
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what even is jojo

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lion>jojo

minor ore
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How do you guys actually pronounce it

tidal ocean
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Jojo.. lion?

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literally

minor ore
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I hear a lot of different pronunciations

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Idk how to answer to that lmao

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Idk how to type my way of pronouncing

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JoJo lion best pronunciation

tidal ocean
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Basically Jojo+Lion I pronounce it like that

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4Head Jojo Lion

minor ore
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Jojo lion?

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That's strange

tidal ocean
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Bizarre you mean

minor ore
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Sometimes I pronounce Morioh similar to the name Mariah

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Jojo i pronounce as everyone else

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but lion not like animal lion

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just lion

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Like Leon?

tidal ocean
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Jojo+ animal lion for me

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Though... now that I think about it it sounds weird lmao

minor ore
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bruh

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watch one of xforts videos about jojolion

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thats how i pronounce it

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I pronounce it "Jo Jolee an"

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Some people say "Jo Jolee on"

tidal ocean
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That's way better than my jojo+animal lion

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the first one

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lol

minor ore
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JoJo lion best

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That one is like a "Jojo lie on"

glass lily
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the lion part apparently comes from a greek word

minor ore
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peepojojo 🦁

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Momo

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Momo's bizarre adventure

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Why does jojolion have so much nudity

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It's seinen

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what that

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Fanservice Lick

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How

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because nudity makes everything better

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It's like an M rating

glass lily
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araki is making the most of being in a seinen magazine

minor ore
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Oh

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Before it was a T rating sorta

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SBR made it an M

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Oh yeah

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So araki can draw hentai now

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Daiya sex scene gachiBASS

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Lucy gets pregnant and is shown partially nude

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Hmm

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The bad thing is seinen only come out monthly

glass lily
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but the chapters are longer

minor ore
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Yeah

glass lily
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so it evens out

minor ore
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And the art is better

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Like my pp when reading jojolion

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Well, in JJL Araki doesn't draw actual female genitals

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but just bare tits

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Yeah

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Could’ve sworn he drew a dick and ball once tho

glass lily
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araki's art was nice throughout all the shonen parts and it always surprised me since he did it on a weekly schedule

minor ore
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In part 3 polnareff had dick and balls shown when he got turned into a kid

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How long do you guys think jojolion will last

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1000 years

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2 years, maybe a bit more

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till ch 110

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or 115

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Well that’s around 24 chapters

glass lily
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longer than sbr in that case

minor ore
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What are we at

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88

whole field
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89 in a few weeks

minor ore
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89

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Yeah 2 years seems realistic

whole field
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can't believe it's gonna be actually 89 in a few weeks

minor ore
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is Jojolion actually 89?

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No main villain?

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2 years also puts it in the same range of the anime debut of part 6

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I’m barely through it

grizzled pilot
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just read it

whole field
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Araki is creating a whole new type of suspense by making me wonder just where the fuck everything is going and if it's gonna be good at the end

minor ore
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I bet they’re gonna put animating sbr until jojolion is over

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Jojolion is gonna end when part 6 airs

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can you believe that Jojolion is actually 89?

tidal ocean
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you mean it will never end?

whole field
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i wonder if DP is going to work with another anime studio

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for SBR

glass lily
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I wonder if there will be a year break after part 8 before araki starts part 9

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if he even does a part 9

tidal ocean
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"before araki starts part 9"

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X to doubt

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X

minor ore
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Probably gonna take a hiatus for 2 months or sometimes

tidal ocean
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N0 part 9

minor ore
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Remember when we used to get hiatuses every month?

whole field
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araki the type of guy that can't not write so he'll probably go on a trip or something

minor ore
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part 9 will have pillar men

glass lily
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without part 9 it would make an uneven number of parts

minor ore
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mark my words

glass lily
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3 sagas of parts would be nice

tidal ocean
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if part 9 exists, I'm looking forward to pillar men

minor ore
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Yeah he'll probably go on a vacation and see some famous monuments and shit, get some inspiration

whole field
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mom i want pillar men

son we already have pillar men at home

rock humans

minor ore
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pillar men but fabulous

whole field
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bruh pillar men were the pinnacle of fab

minor ore
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MORE

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I wish we got some more history from them

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We'll probably learn more from the HD fight

whole field
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hd fight?

minor ore
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Head doctor

whole field
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oh right

minor ore
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I think that fight is the first one since part 2 where the protagonist straight up abandoned the fight

whole field
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i mean technically there's part 5 when the gang just gtfo'd

minor ore
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From the first king crimson reveal?

whole field
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yeah

minor ore
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Eh, kinda

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Gappy pulls out a Joseph and uses the secret technique

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it still lives

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The boss is the one that escaped

whole field
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the boss wanted to kill bruno, so bruno got away through giorno's help and then alerted the gang so that diavolo wouldn't want to fight anymore tho

kind owlBOT
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@whole field, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !

minor ore
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Gappy is pulling a joestar technique on the cops currently

whole field
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you can't have more secret joestar techniques, araki's fanservice machine only squeezes out a tiny drop/month and we used it all on Giorno's DIO pose

minor ore
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Yeah but none of the squad "abandoned" the fight, bruno only sought to get backup and diavolo pussied out when he saw the others

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In the HD chase they just say "fuck this" and give up

whole field
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ah, in a total giving up sense, sure

minor ore
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Oh also, this was the first time a jojo pissed off the cops since part 2

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in part 3 and 6 too

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Jotaro pissed off cops by not wanting to get out

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He scared them more like

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Jolyne did that by escaping

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It feels kinda strange having police be a thing again

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None of the other parts had police investigating the protagonist after a stand fight

grizzled pilot
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part 3 did

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part 4 did with the confrontation against the convenience store robber

minor ore
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Ye but they didn't go after josuke

grizzled pilot
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yes they did

minor ore
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Did they?

grizzled pilot
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:v

minor ore
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I remember he was tackled

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But they let him go because he saved the woman

grizzled pilot
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they still detained him for a bit

minor ore
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in part 4 cops got Rohan stealing at a manga shop

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no dignity

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What i mean is they never get called after suspicious incidents

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they probably do its just our protags are long gone

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Like in the first josuke vs nijimura brothers, the whole house blew up from the inside at one point

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You'd think the neighbours would call the cops

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it mustve been the rain

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How does okuyasu get money for his scholarship

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he steals

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that or he uses Shigechi's money

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What about before he met shigechi

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Josuke I guess

grizzled pilot
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what scholarship

minor ore
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Uhh

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High school education

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Or whatever grade they're in

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inb4 he doesn't pay for books, he never studied and that's why he is stupid

grizzled pilot
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they go to a japanese school

minor ore
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I thought it was Taiwanese, thank God.

tidal ocean
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Joshu Brings weed into higashikata house and gets everyone high

minor ore
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And then burns it

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im begging you guys to stop

tidal ocean
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lol

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It's Joshu's fault

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for existing

minor ore
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joshu šŸ

minor ore
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Same @minor ore

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You're on the wrong side

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Joshu gets decapitated by Kaato accidentally

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She has a mental breakdown from killing her kid

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Unlocks d4c

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Giorno joins with GER somehow

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Pucci rides horse porn

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Part 8 is just 1-7 battle royale

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"Pucci rides horse porn"
-Gagi

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pucci rides horse porn ans gets everyone high

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From Joshu's weed

kind owlBOT
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@minor ore, Your Stand Power is now level 20 !

minor ore
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And then burns it

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Stoned Ocean

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OH GOD

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When Norisuke find weed sock joshuWOW

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Godamnit with the poop sock

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Norisuke goes on Joshu's PC and sees "mom and son porn" in search history

upper knoll
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The 2nd fight Josuke in part 4 had was a fight in which he got attacked by his future friend

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The 2nd fight Josuke in part 8 had was a fight in which his new sister tried to have sex with him

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Very nice.

minor ore
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Tried to forcefully rape him and take away his memories to turn him into a bdsm sex slave*

upper knoll
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I mean, rape is still sex

obsidian radish
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and that's the reason we love jojolion

fading cove
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how fast is the colored team?

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because im on the last colored volume

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and they havent updated it since i added the manga to my phone 3 months ago

minor ore
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They're extremely slow

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Last colored release was after almost a year of waiting

fading cove
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yikess

upper knoll
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Yikes but to what

fading cove
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i miss how the old parts are normal

upper knoll
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To my quote or to color releases šŸ˜”

minor ore
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Joshu brings the new breakfast menu items at McDonald's to the Higashikata house and gets everyone lovin' it, all your favorite items for 5 dollars or less now available on the breakfast menu at your local McDonald's restaurant.

old marlin
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Is this a Joshu discussion

minor ore
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Yes

fading cove
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joshu needs to die

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end of discussion

minor ore
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Rape is always tangentially related to joshu

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I want Daiya to erase all my memories and leave only her

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Protect Daiya at all costs

fading cove
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erase my memories of part 4 so part 8 isnt werid

minor ore
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Daiya cute

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Daiya underaged

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Legal here

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legal here

fading cove
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she is underaged

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we need thot slayer kira back

minor ore
fading cove
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not jotaro + josuke + kira kira

minor ore
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Well it ain't gonna be legal once the McDonald's breakfast menu fleet comes and annexes japan

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JJL Kira is an absolute chad

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I love him

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I want Joshu to use his Nut King Call and do cock and ball torture on me

fading cove
old marlin
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JJL Kira is a bitch ngl

minor ore
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^

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He's badass

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^

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Died like a bitch

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He gave no shit to rock humans and blew up the pier

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He also slowly bled out instead of going out in a blaze

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If that blast was supposed to kill them then he did a pretty shitty job tbh

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I like his speech to Damo

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"You don't know shit. I'm gonna kill every last one of you and get all of your fruits"

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He knew that aint happenin but still said it

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"I'm gonna kill you"
Proceeds to die and leave all of the rock humans alive

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What a badass

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She was born this way

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She looks like a dude

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She looks like illuso

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Joshu unscrews his dick and sends it to Yasuho

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Joshu replaces yasuho's dildo with his unscrewed cock

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She gets pregnant

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Joshu Hirose Junior

fading cove
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black and white jojo is werid

minor ore
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At first

fading cove
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specially when you've read 62 chapters in color

supple totem
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Brudge moment

minor ore
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black and white superior gang

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Joshu and Jobin smoke weed

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Josuke enters and takes it away

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They chase him

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Joshu picks up brick

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Throws at Gappy

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Hits Yasuho

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She dies

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F

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I had to read black and white way back in the damo arcs

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Fat rip

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Missed out on that badass red sky in the kira and josefumi deaths

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i love the way jojos is colored in the anime but the shading on manga colored editions is so off putting

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kinda reminds me of watercolor paintings

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Is it samanta or only smanta

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its like "santa" but with an m

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Sounds like an extremely tired man saying "it's man time"

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"S' man tahhh"

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that's new

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Who wants to do the honors?

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Who wants to say the line?

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Alright no one wants to say the shitty meme

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I'll do it

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Joshu brings the new breakfast menu items at McDonald's to the Higashikata house and gets everyone lovin' it, all your favorite items for 5 dollars or less now available on the breakfast menu at your local McDonald's restaurant.

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And then burns it

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Joshu brings weed into Higashikata house

grizzled pilot
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and then burns it

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changed my mind this memes good

viscid lintel
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Joshu doesn’t want any devil lettuce in his Christian home and sets his entire house on fire in the process

minor ore
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i wonder...

hoary sun
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This is what I’ve been saying!

burnt pagoda
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what year is i in jojolion?

minor ore
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february 2012 rn

minor ore
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bruh

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wtf even is jojolion

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I want a person to like read it out loud and explain it to me

void viper
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it's pretty self-explanatory

tidal ocean
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I've heard that Joshu brings weed into Higashikata house and gets everyone high by burning it.

minor ore
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Joshu dies in the final arc

tidal ocean
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No u

minor ore
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Because he smoked weed

tidal ocean
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good pfp @minor ore

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šŸ”« šŸŒ

minor ore
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I'm begging you to stop

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No

brittle blade
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Do anyone have the twe new volumes in color?

minor ore
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Joshu takes ketamine and destroys Gappy's balls

upper knoll
tidal ocean
minor ore
old sleet
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So speed king is a counterpart of killer queen ?

slate moat
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Now that Shuckmeister made that video talking about how Josuke is a lot like Giorno

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It reminded me that Yashuo is a lot like later Trish

surreal island
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If there is a part 9 do you think it will be in this continuum

tidal ocean
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NošŸ…±e

surreal island
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Why nobe

tidal ocean
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Idk

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I feel like it

upper knoll
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Holly looks like Hot Pants

lusty steeple
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Am I the only one who says "Josuke-ight"

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to differentiate from Josuke4 ?

tidal ocean
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It's been couple of hours and nobody said the famous sentence yet? Shame.

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Joshu Brings weed into Higashikata house and gets everyone high

minor ore
minor ore
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Josuke4=Josuke4balls

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the message

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from Joshu weed

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not me but the other

old marlin
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Nah

minor ore
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It is the seed

old marlin
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What

minor ore
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Search "Joshu brings" in the chat

kind owlBOT
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@minor ore, Your Stand Power is now level 9 !

minor ore
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its growing

glass lily
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30 results

burnt pagoda
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thanks

minor ore
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Joshu brings Mcdonalds into italy and breaks the doppio

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By killing it

old marlin
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Good meme

supple totem
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When was the last timr josuke used his plunder ability?

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To steal properties?

whole field
minor ore
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The 89 meme is bad

rocky charm
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What no 89 is awesome

hoary sun
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It’ll be over once the head doctor is revealed to be tsurugi

minor ore
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8 9

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But the head doctor was at van during poor tom arc

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And tsurugi was at home

supple totem
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And the head doc prob used his ability to kill tom

stark fossil
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I just hope we don't end up with everything being explained by an illusion

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It's not far off "but it was just a dream"

analog ether
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Well, apparantly Araki hates that trope

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So I wouldn't worry too much about that

stark fossil
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There are a few tropes Araki hates but does anyway lul

analog ether
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Well,

stark fossil
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I trust Him anyway it's not like He's new to manga or anything

calm hatch
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Did part 8 end

analog ether
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It will never end

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It only ends when you read it avdolthink

calm hatch
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I actually want an answer is that a no?

analog ether
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No

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It's still going

stark fossil
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As the kids are saying today "hell no"

calm hatch
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Oh okay

dusky geyser
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Seven and a half years of part 8 and still going.

ivory dirge
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Isn't Norisuke Higashikata a part 8 char

analog ether
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Dude if you've not read part 8 don't ask

ivory dirge
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Lol k someone told me to ask here instead of you know answering my question

analog ether
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Youll understand soon, just keep reading

tidal plover
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what is part 8 about finding lost indentity?

ivory dirge
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Aight

analog ether
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I don't want to spoil cus it's cool plot point

ivory dirge
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Josuke 8 has amnesia I think

dusky geyser
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Yeah, that's one of the rules, you can't spoil future parts in the chats of previous parts.

ivory dirge
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TBH there should be #anime_only_jojokes and #manga-jojokes

tidal plover
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i might as well watch it in next 10 years so please dont spoil ill surely rembember it by the time well get there

ivory dirge
#

Okay

tidal plover
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who is the main villain now!!!!!!!!!!§ lathamrage

dusky geyser
#

Still no villain.

tidal plover
ivory dirge
#

Original universe Speedwagon from phantom blood got a stand called Speedweed

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He's the villain

tidal plover
#

how likely is the pink haired girl to turn out villain

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that would be cool

ivory dirge
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It's like d4c but he can just dimension leap infinitely

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instead of distant ones

glass lily
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the villain is pretty clear right now

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well in this case its most likely villains

tidal plover
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hiding stuff in a card deck what a lame ass stand

viscid lintel
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Bruh

tidal plover
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just take the deck from her and thats it we can wrap thing up and go into part 9

viscid lintel
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So what counts as a cool stand to you

glass lily
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its like d4c but without going to other dimensions

tidal plover
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honestly some stands are so op that if there wasnt plot armor it would be over in an instant

ivory dirge
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Highway to hell

tidal plover
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but i tell you that dekc of fucking cards definetly isnt one of those

analog ether
#

please

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no highway to hell

ivory dirge
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Fucking zapped, hung, caught on fire

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You are not surviving that.

hoary sun
#

There’s probably no limit to what she can store

minor ore
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araki could pretty easily expand the limits on it to make it much more powerful than it seemed initially

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case in point tsurugi

minor ore
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or do the exact opposite

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case in point speed king

merry crescent
minor ore
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Lmao

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Fuck you

amber hill
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So is Paisley park like a hacking stand...
What was the whole "chose one" thing about

viscid lintel
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It’s not a hacking stand

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More off helps and guides the user in any way it can

minor ore
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its kinda like hermit purple in how is a guidance stand

hoary sun
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It’s an active guidance stand where hermit purple was a passive guidance stand

humble agate
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Joshu best jobro

tidal ocean
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agreed

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not really

viscid lintel
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What u mean

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He is amazing

tidal ocean
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He is g00d tho

viscid lintel
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Oh yeah

humble agate
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he is best jobro

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better then gyro

viscid lintel
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I just thought you were one of those people who mindlessly hate Joshu

humble agate
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nope lol

minor ore
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WHAT

viscid lintel
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Like a lot of people do

humble agate
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I love joshu

tidal ocean
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why does people hate joshu

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idk

viscid lintel
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Me either

minor ore
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Im sorry but Gyro is one of the best Jobros but Joshu is good in his own right

humble agate
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no

minor ore
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Yes

humble agate
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Joshu is best Jobro

minor ore
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No

tidal ocean
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ye Joshu is g00d but not the best

humble agate
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Joshu has a fuck boy fade

minor ore
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Lmao what fade thats legit hairloss

humble agate
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stfu

kind owlBOT
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@humble agate, Your Stand Power is now level 4 !

humble agate
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mad cause bad

minor ore
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like he waxed his sides

humble agate
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he gets all the hoes

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until gappy

plush jackal
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joshu is the real jojo

grizzled pilot
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and then burns it

humble agate
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^

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stfu

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Cx

minor ore
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Lmaoo yeah man Gappy took his hoes

humble agate
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delete your shitty reply

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so I can agree with watichalk

minor ore
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They were so hard over him that they blocked him

humble agate
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Joshu gonna get requiem

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and save them all

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from the main villain

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who's stand ability better be unique and op as fuck

viscid lintel
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I unironically think Joshu will learn spin at one point

minor ore
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Joshu needs to get a fresh pair of wigs first and a little coochie before the arrow chooses him

humble agate
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nah his fade fresh

viscid lintel
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Like his stand has an A in development

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That’s usually means something

humble agate
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He will get requiem

viscid lintel
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And his stand revolves around spinning objects

ocean mirage
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yeah that usually means he gonna get requiem

grizzled pilot
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no

humble agate
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something powerful then spin

ocean mirage
#

maybe he'll get two requiem

patent merlin
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nut king call requeim

grizzled pilot
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joshu will learn kaiten

minor ore
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Joshu will learn flirting

patent merlin
minor ore
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Lmaoo

humble agate
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Joshu's requiem will be bringing anime girls to life

ocean mirage
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joshu uses hamon with his stand

humble agate
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cause he's a weeb

minor ore
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Aight boys place your bets what Jobro is gonna die

tidal ocean
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Joshu will make you have a bad time

ocean mirage
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don't forget joshu like fish sausage

humble agate
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Joshu will be the hero of part 8

patent merlin
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hes gonna defeat (villain)

minor ore
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He also doesnt belive in god

ocean mirage
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well jobin gonna die maybe

minor ore
#

NO

tidal ocean
#

Outstanding Move

minor ore
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PLEASE

ocean mirage
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jobin's wife too

humble agate
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he will believe in allah which will give him requiem

ocean mirage
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joshu's sister

humble agate
#

Jobin either becomes main villain or dies

ocean mirage
#

she can die as well

tidal ocean
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Nut King Call Requiem

patent merlin
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joshu is gonna win by saying allah akbar

minor ore
#

Legit if Jobin dies I'll just cry beetle man is perfect

humble agate
#

pussy

tidal ocean
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yeet

ocean mirage
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this is how he dies, his beetle all dies at once, he lost his pride and dies

tidal ocean
#

damn

minor ore
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Hes gonna perish like Ungalo

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aight

humble agate
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Jobin will be main villain either by doing a kira or requiem or just fucking dies

patent merlin
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ungalo is alive tho

ocean mirage
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how would he get his hand on a requiem arrow

patent merlin
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u didnt know that

minor ore
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Yeah he is but he lost

ocean mirage
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ungalo lost his will to live

humble agate
#

yo

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I cant wait for Django's stand: Piano man's time creation ability

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oh wait mb

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shouldn't have said shit

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part 9 spoilers

minor ore
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Mamezuku looks more native american then sandman

ocean mirage
#

django is dio's daughter?

humble agate
#

Diego fucked warm trousers

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and yadadada

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his great grandson

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django

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im from the future btw

minor ore
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guys people that are anime onlies are gonna think josuke is related to josuke WEIRD

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BRUH

humble agate
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wait fr?

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lmfao

ocean mirage
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are they related though

humble agate
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read part 8

minor ore
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Yeah man read

ocean mirage
#

oh he's talking about anime onlines

minor ore
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erm well, if part 7 and 8 are a completely new story

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no

humble agate
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helios

minor ore
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duh Clown

humble agate
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send feet pics

minor ore
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hm

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no

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maybe

ocean mirage
#

wait can paisley park get feet pics for me? if so i want paisley park to be my stand

humble agate
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she aint even hot

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hahaha jk

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unless....?

ocean mirage
#

can someone have a stand that is the opposite gender of themselves?

viscid lintel
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90% of stands don’t have a gender

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Actually all don’t

humble agate
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the world is male

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star platnium is male

viscid lintel
#

It’s just that some peoples souls revolve around there masculinity and femininity more than others

humble agate
#

hyro is male

ocean mirage
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is hermit purple male

viscid lintel
#

So there stands take on more of a male or female appearance

humble agate
#

magicians red is male

viscid lintel
#

They don’t have actual genders

humble agate
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hermit purple is a bdsm stand

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silver chariot is male

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listen bro

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the list can fucking go on

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they have genders

viscid lintel
#

Did You even read what I said

humble agate
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"the psychical manifestation of their soul"

viscid lintel
#

Yes

humble agate
#

therefore gender

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my soul is male

viscid lintel
#

That’s body

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Not soul

humble agate
#

therefore im male

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your soul is you

viscid lintel
#

Exactly

humble agate
#

therefore my soul is male

viscid lintel
#

Gender isn’t a person

humble agate
#

ik

viscid lintel
#

Either way we can’t rly argue legistics of souls

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Becuase they don’t exists

humble agate
#

listen up atheistismo

viscid lintel
#

Atleast to our knowledge

ocean mirage
#

but stands are real

humble agate
#

allah is the true god

viscid lintel
#

Show me a photo

grizzled pilot
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stands dont show up in photos dumbass

humble agate
#

I cant, its haram

viscid lintel
#

Only if you’re a stand user

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Also who says they don’t

ocean mirage
#

are you a stand user

humble agate
#

im a stand user

grizzled pilot
#

because a camera is not a stand user

viscid lintel
#

If a stand user looks at a stand in a photo how do we know they won’t see a stand

humble agate
#

I'll show you my stand

ocean mirage
#

are we all stand user because we're alive?

viscid lintel
#

The mass is still there

ocean mirage
#

therefore we have soul

grizzled pilot
#

because pictures are a physical object

ocean mirage
#

maybe?

viscid lintel
#

It’s still a thing

minor ore
#

We are all weebs

grizzled pilot
#

they have ink

ocean mirage
#

yeah we are weebs

grizzled pilot
#

there isnt secret stand ink only stand users can see

humble agate
minor ore
#

A dad

humble agate
#

no

#

a child predator

ocean mirage
#

why are you posting blanks

minor ore
#

Oh god time to kill your fucking stand

humble agate
#

wait dont

#

age is just a number

#

like genders aren't a person

minor ore
#

Haha funniieee

humble agate
#

this was meant for @viscid lintel

minor ore
#

Aight

humble agate
#

my balls itch

minor ore
#

-Joshuu

humble agate
#

bro dont say that name

viscid lintel
#

Wuht

humble agate
#

Imma cum

viscid lintel
#

Why am I pinged

ocean mirage
#

at this point joshu can say anything

#

and it would make little sense

humble agate
#

Joshu can say nigg

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obama

ocean mirage
#

WOAH

viscid lintel
#

Wow

#

Funny n word joke

#

Funny points to you

minor ore
#

As of now from Jojolion the only one Id imagine to be able to have an nwordpass would be Mamezuku

humble agate
#

hahha funny souls dont have gender

#

hahaha

viscid lintel
#

I still stand by that

humble agate
#

you're gay

viscid lintel
#

Sure

humble agate
#

hahah

#

u gay

ocean mirage
#

i think it depends on how we perceive 'soul' and what it means to us

viscid lintel
#

That’s also true

ocean mirage
#

that's where a stand would materialize

humble agate
#

my soul is female

#

bam my soul is now a hot anime girl

viscid lintel
#

Since there isn’t any physical evidence it’s usually probably a user to user basis

humble agate
#

cause thats how they fucking work now

kind owlBOT
#

@humble agate, Your Stand Power is now level 5 !

viscid lintel
#

Also that’s a rly shitty argument

humble agate
#

proof

viscid lintel
#

You said ā€œthat’s how it works nowā€

#

When that’s nowhere near what I said

humble agate
#

listen man

minor ore
#

Uh yeah, this would explain why stonefree looks quite masc

humble agate
#

stonefree is fucking female

#

looks like a lesbian

minor ore
#

As in, its chest is drawn like Araki draws male presenting chests

ocean mirage
#

stonefree has sunglasses

humble agate
#

araki cant draw tits

#

on a stand

ocean mirage
#

paisley park

tawny mist
#

stone free has boobs lol

minor ore
#

He..can

viscid lintel
#

He kinda did

minor ore
#

Yeah

humble agate
#

yeah at part 8

viscid lintel
#

Spice Girls

ocean mirage
#

jail house lock has boobs

#

wait does it?

humble agate
#

no

#

go look at google

viscid lintel
#

Or how about Ayas stand

#

Cinderella

ocean mirage
#

debt collectir

viscid lintel
#

That’s part 4

#

That’s much before SF

humble agate
#

cindererella doesn't count

viscid lintel
#

Why not

ocean mirage
#

yeah why

humble agate
#

cause bruh its a princess

minor ore
viscid lintel
#

How does that make sense

humble agate
#

that aint boobs

viscid lintel
#

Either way Spie Girls

humble agate
#

no

ocean mirage
#

it's robotic?

minor ore
viscid lintel
#

Still before part 6

humble agate
#

flat af

ocean mirage
#

still

minor ore
#

Its still chest

viscid lintel
#

Why does that matter

ocean mirage
#

ok, at what size would breast on a stand be considered as a female owned stand

humble agate
#

stone free has chest then

tidal ocean
minor ore
#

Yeah, drawn in a masc presenting way

humble agate
#

im this close to sending inflation jolyne

viscid lintel
#

Cool

ocean mirage
#

you can't do that

viscid lintel
#

Enjoy getting banned

tawny mist
#

I have the stone free figure sitting next to me and it has boobs bruh

humble agate
#

its not porn

#

no nudity

viscid lintel
#

Doesn’t matter

humble agate
#

just fat jolyne

minor ore
#

Lmaoo are you from the Jewce server?

humble agate
#

nah

viscid lintel
#

The what

humble agate
#

jewish juice

#

ig

tidal ocean
#

what is going on in this chat rn

ocean mirage
#

is that a video game thing

minor ore
#

Yeah my question

viscid lintel
#

I don’t rly know tbh

humble agate
#

Jolyne refers to Stone free as "her"

minor ore
#

And? That doesnt really change the argument of stone free looking masculine

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Looking masculine and being a man are two different things

humble agate
#

tomboy

minor ore
#

And a tomboy is also different than that

tidal ocean
minor ore
#

joshu wipes his ass by taking baths and sitting in the shit water

ocean mirage
#

uh what

humble agate
#

she refers it to female

minor ore
#

you heard me

#

I don't think there is any possible way I could make myself clearer

ocean mirage
#

stone free's figure look female

humble agate
#

therefore she perceives her stand (soul) as female

minor ore
#

stone four

humble agate
#

Joshu

#

I agree

minor ore
#

he smells very bad

humble agate
#

no he doesn't

minor ore
#

he has an overwhelming presence

humble agate
#

he smells good

viscid lintel
#

Ye tbh imma have to side with SF being feminine in this argument

ocean mirage
#

yasuho's secret crush is joshu

humble agate
#

his presence calms people

minor ore
#

he smells overwhelmingly neutral

#

he smells like the number 0

#

joshu has the ability to view NSFW material and public and have no one pay him any mind

#

they'd just dismiss it as joshu and not think anything of it

#

made it family friendly 😳

humble agate
#

Joshu likes trap

#

but thinks they're gay

#

while still being straight

minor ore
#

Joshu bisexual confirmed

humble agate
#

no

#

he's straight

#

100%

#

he removes any gay within him

ocean mirage
#

joshu's stand looks like a bunch of nuts and bolt therefore he's straight? i think?

viscid lintel
#

Jousuke is p straight

#

I’d say straightest JoJo

humble agate
#

joshu is the best jojo

minor ore
#

As of now I've seen about 10 or so fanfics of Josuke getting railed by Jobin

tidal ocean
#

Jousuke>Joshu

#

but Joshu>Josuke

humble agate
#

no

tidal ocean
#

(yeet)

humble agate
#

Joshu > other jojo characters even speedwagon

minor ore
#

NO SPEEDWAGON IS UNTOUCHABLE

viscid lintel
#

Why even speedwagon?

minor ore
#

Even DIO ascended fears him

humble agate
#

Joshu

#

is powerful then speedwagon

viscid lintel
#

I’m saying why is Speedwagon that popular of a character

humble agate
#

cause memes bro

viscid lintel
#

Im guessing just because he does weird shit and memes

humble agate
#

yeah pretty much

#

Sao is better then Jojo

ocean mirage
#

ok gamer

ashen wing
#

always a kicker to hear about em

minor ore
#

Every part 1 meme is literally the worst jojo meme

minor ore
#

^
Except for speedwagon

#

Especially speedwagon

#

Probably the most worthless meme i ever laid eyes on

supple totem
minor ore
#

Hayato is kinda good

supple totem
#

Hayato.. Hayato...

minor ore
#

hayato

#

Hayato brings weed into the Kawajiri household and gets everyone high

#

NO ITS JOSHU

minor ore
#

i'm scared of chapter 89 and the whole chasing akefu situation because akefu is heavily sus for main antag jotarosweat

pastel turtle
#

i have a question

#

can anyone anwser

#

answer

#

@minor ore

#

can answer me questoinn

minor ore
#

?

pastel turtle
#

Is that a reference to a series of Japanese origin created in 1987 by a man named Hirohiko Araki that follows the adventures of the descendants of the family known as Joestar in which the main character is known as Jojo and must use supernatural powers to defeat the villains of their respective parts with the first of said powers being the energy of the sun known as ā€˜The ripple’ or ā€˜Hamon’ that was used for the first two parts until part three ā€˜Stardust Crusaders’ where instead of Hamon the protagonists must use psychic embodiments of their fighting spirit called ā€˜Stands’ because they stand beside you where the part three stands are named for Tarot cards and Egyptian gods but by part four ā€˜Diamond is Unbreakable’ they have have a tendency to be named after songs as shown Josuke Higishikata’s (Jojo) stand which is called Crazy Diamond in reference to the Pink Floyd song ā€˜Shine on you crazy diamond’ but eventually in part six ā€˜Stone Ocean’ the universe is reset and we enter the universe called the ā€˜Steel Ball run’ Universe by fans because it is the universe where parts seven and eight ā€˜Steel ball run’ and ā€˜Jojolion’ take place and is also the introduction of the ā€˜Spin’ which is thought to be that universe’s counterpart to Hamon?

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answer pls

minor ore
#

perhaps

supple totem
#

Most of the shiz we post here is off topic ex dee

minor ore