#jojolion
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JoJolion has had too small of an amount of friends dying
then again DiU didn't have much either which this is basically the parallel of
we need a Shigechi counterpart in JoJolion 
you could say both protagonists died before the part even started
three protagonists if you count johnny
Yeah, seeing kira and josefumi in the vitamin c arc is still pretty tragic
Eff
Bro the saddest part was when Josefumi started crying
And wanted to betray
And then kira protected him


Why did kira protect him
OH YEAH MY HEART
Kira might've had motives for doing so but my gay heart just assumes Kira really cared for him
Because nothing was Josefumi's fault and he roped him into all that shit
joshu brings weed-

No.
NO.
Yes

He's beyond redemption

Tried to rape a girl
Joshu brings weed
into higashikata house
burning down the weed
Is Norisuke's wife based on part 4's Shinobu?
highly doubt it
She looks like her
if anything his wife is based on jolyene in design/origin
When araki references jojo in jojo

lmao someone was drawing crazy diamond during the Born This Way arc
jojo reference inside a jojo reference, INSIDE JOJO
The family tree chapter mentioning SBR race and Johnny was a very fun one
Yh until that point I thought Jojolion was itās own thing with no ties to SBR
no ties to SBR
literally one of the first shops we see is called SBR hats
birthmark on gappy not related to sbr
I mean if you think that part 8 is another AU or separate from jojo
we actually never saw johnny's birthmark tho
I thought we did
tbf we mever saw like 4 of the joestars birthmarks
maybe those all took place in AUs too 
We saw of everyone
still
means we seen it
!
we never saw johnnys
that doesn't mean
he isn't a joestar
there's no authorial intent in the anime
araki never drew the magic birthmark on josuke in diu
nothing in the manga would ever come from expecting readers to have seen the anime
i guess we are gonna get one for johnny
There is a joestar birthmark on Josukes body in a artbook. somewhere
i'd have to look through it again
Johnnys birthmark is more or less supposed to be his hat although he most likely has one
yeah but not during diu
cause its magic
birthmark
I kinda understand pucci getting one because he fused with that baby
and dio had one
but not why weather got one
Maybe cause they are related?
and the place of birthmark is inconsistent
I always took the birthmark for johnny as the ones on his hands when he shoots tusk
Or his hat.
I assume it's covered by his hair
But yeah the birthmark in some form appears on johnny
Or that
I know josuke has one in a art book IDK if johnny does though
Cause the last artbook by araki wasn't fully scanned
just a note, josukes birth mark is anime only
or you can just say araki forgot haha
Yeah we know
I gotta finish scanning the STAND booklet from jojo A gogo
still have all of part 5
Actually did the anime ever show the black flame except for the one in op 1?
no
Johnnys might even be in a artbook
for how accurate jojo fans try to be they miss out on a ton of material
Anime no
like the latest and largest artbook by araki hasnt been scanend yet
kek
like come on
Seeing araki's art slowly evolve is pretty easy to notice
God damn it I want this
araki really goes all out with his art books
hype
TONE
EAN
jojolion is the definition of gay
pt6 comes closer
part 6 is literally about 3 lesbians, a trans, a kid and a man with a weird hat fighting a gay priest
basically
Dat part 2

Literally no lesbians
And anassui isn't trans
Wdym, FF definitely wanted that sweet Jolyne ass
But he had tit when hr first appear
says who
Me neither
well, you're the one claiming that he isn't trans. if you have any proof i'd like to see it
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He even has male voice in games and araki worked together with the team in either asb or eoh
Joshu brings weed into higashikata house and gets everyone high
by burning it
everyone in jojo is trans
maybe
How do you guys actually pronounce it
I hear a lot of different pronunciations
Idk how to answer to that lmao
Idk how to type my way of pronouncing

JoJo lion best pronunciation
Sometimes I pronounce Morioh similar to the name Mariah
Jojo i pronounce as everyone else
but lion not like animal lion
just lion
Like Leon?
bruh
watch one of xforts videos about jojolion
thats how i pronounce it
I pronounce it "Jo Jolee an"
Some people say "Jo Jolee on"
the lion part apparently comes from a greek word
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Momo
Momo's bizarre adventure
Why does jojolion have so much nudity
It's seinen
what that
Fanservice 
How
because nudity makes everything better

It's like an M rating
araki is making the most of being in a seinen magazine
Oh
Before it was a T rating sorta
SBR made it an M
Oh yeah
So araki can draw hentai now


Daiya sex scene 
Lucy gets pregnant and is shown partially nude
Hmm
The bad thing is seinen only come out monthly
but the chapters are longer
Yeah
so it evens out
And the art is better
Like my pp when reading jojolion
Well, in JJL Araki doesn't draw actual female genitals
but just bare tits
Yeah
Couldāve sworn he drew a dick and ball once tho
araki's art was nice throughout all the shonen parts and it always surprised me since he did it on a weekly schedule
In part 3 polnareff had dick and balls shown when he got turned into a kid
How long do you guys think jojolion will last
1000 years
2 years, maybe a bit more
till ch 110
or 115
Well thatās around 24 chapters
longer than sbr in that case
89 in a few weeks
can't believe it's gonna be actually 89 in a few weeks
is Jojolion actually 89?
No main villain?
2 years also puts it in the same range of the anime debut of part 6
Iām barely through it
just read it
Araki is creating a whole new type of suspense by making me wonder just where the fuck everything is going and if it's gonna be good at the end
I bet theyāre gonna put animating sbr until jojolion is over
Jojolion is gonna end when part 6 airs
can you believe that Jojolion is actually 89?
you mean it will never end?
I wonder if there will be a year break after part 8 before araki starts part 9
if he even does a part 9
Probably gonna take a hiatus for 2 months or sometimes
Remember when we used to get hiatuses every month?
araki the type of guy that can't not write so he'll probably go on a trip or something
part 9 will have pillar men
without part 9 it would make an uneven number of parts
mark my words
3 sagas of parts would be nice
if part 9 exists, I'm looking forward to pillar men
Yeah he'll probably go on a vacation and see some famous monuments and shit, get some inspiration
mom i want pillar men
son we already have pillar men at home
rock humans
bruh pillar men were the pinnacle of fab
MORE
I wish we got some more history from them
We'll probably learn more from the HD fight
hd fight?
Head doctor
oh right
I think that fight is the first one since part 2 where the protagonist straight up abandoned the fight
i mean technically there's part 5 when the gang just gtfo'd
From the first king crimson reveal?
yeah
Eh, kinda
Gappy pulls out a Joseph and uses the secret technique
it still lives
The boss is the one that escaped
the boss wanted to kill bruno, so bruno got away through giorno's help and then alerted the gang so that diavolo wouldn't want to fight anymore tho
@whole field, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !
Gappy is pulling a joestar technique on the cops currently
you can't have more secret joestar techniques, araki's fanservice machine only squeezes out a tiny drop/month and we used it all on Giorno's DIO pose
Yeah but none of the squad "abandoned" the fight, bruno only sought to get backup and diavolo pussied out when he saw the others
In the HD chase they just say "fuck this" and give up
ah, in a total giving up sense, sure
Oh also, this was the first time a jojo pissed off the cops since part 2
in part 3 and 6 too
Jotaro pissed off cops by not wanting to get out
He scared them more like
Jolyne did that by escaping
It feels kinda strange having police be a thing again
None of the other parts had police investigating the protagonist after a stand fight
part 3 did
part 4 did with the confrontation against the convenience store robber
Ye but they didn't go after josuke
yes they did
Did they?
:v
they still detained him for a bit
in part 4 cops got Rohan stealing at a manga shop
no dignity
What i mean is they never get called after suspicious incidents
they probably do its just our protags are long gone
Like in the first josuke vs nijimura brothers, the whole house blew up from the inside at one point
You'd think the neighbours would call the cops
it mustve been the rain
How does okuyasu get money for his scholarship
he steals
that or he uses Shigechi's money
What about before he met shigechi
Josuke I guess
what scholarship
Uhh
High school education
Or whatever grade they're in
inb4 he doesn't pay for books, he never studied and that's why he is stupid
they go to a japanese school
Joshu Brings weed into higashikata house and gets everyone high
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Same @minor ore
You're on the wrong side
Joshu gets decapitated by Kaato accidentally
She has a mental breakdown from killing her kid
Unlocks d4c
Giorno joins with GER somehow
Pucci rides horse porn

Part 8 is just 1-7 battle royale
"Pucci rides horse porn"
-Gagi
pucci rides horse porn ans gets everyone high
From Joshu's weed
@minor ore, Your Stand Power is now level 20 !
And then burns it

Stoned Ocean

OH GOD
When Norisuke find weed sock 
Godamnit with the poop sock
Norisuke goes on Joshu's PC and sees "mom and son porn" in search history

The 2nd fight Josuke in part 4 had was a fight in which he got attacked by his future friend
The 2nd fight Josuke in part 8 had was a fight in which his new sister tried to have sex with him
Very nice.
Tried to forcefully rape him and take away his memories to turn him into a bdsm sex slave*
I mean, rape is still sex
and that's the reason we love jojolion
how fast is the colored team?
because im on the last colored volume
and they havent updated it since i added the manga to my phone 3 months ago
yikess
Yikes but to what
i miss how the old parts are normal
To my quote or to color releases š
Joshu brings the new breakfast menu items at McDonald's to the Higashikata house and gets everyone lovin' it, all your favorite items for 5 dollars or less now available on the breakfast menu at your local McDonald's restaurant.
Is this a Joshu discussion
Yes
Rape is always tangentially related to joshu
I want Daiya to erase all my memories and leave only her
Protect Daiya at all costs

erase my memories of part 4 so part 8 isnt werid

not jotaro + josuke + kira kira
Well it ain't gonna be legal once the McDonald's breakfast menu fleet comes and annexes japan
JJL Kira is an absolute chad
I love him
I want Joshu to use his Nut King Call and do cock and ball torture on me


JJL Kira is a bitch ngl
^
He's badass
^
Died like a bitch
He gave no shit to rock humans and blew up the pier
He also slowly bled out instead of going out in a blaze
If that blast was supposed to kill them then he did a pretty shitty job tbh
I like his speech to Damo
"You don't know shit. I'm gonna kill every last one of you and get all of your fruits"
He knew that aint happenin but still said it
"I'm gonna kill you"
Proceeds to die and leave all of the rock humans alive
What a badass
She was born this way
She looks like a dude
She looks like illuso
Joshu unscrews his dick and sends it to Yasuho
Joshu replaces yasuho's dildo with his unscrewed cock
She gets pregnant
Joshu Hirose Junior
black and white jojo is werid
At first
specially when you've read 62 chapters in color
Brudge moment
black and white superior gang
Joshu and Jobin smoke weed
Josuke enters and takes it away
They chase him
Joshu picks up brick
Throws at Gappy
Hits Yasuho
She dies
F
I had to read black and white way back in the damo arcs
Fat rip
Missed out on that badass red sky in the kira and josefumi deaths
i love the way jojos is colored in the anime but the shading on manga colored editions is so off putting
kinda reminds me of watercolor paintings
Is it samanta or only smanta
its like "santa" but with an m
Sounds like an extremely tired man saying "it's man time"
"S' man tahhh"
that's new
Just a quick little one for ya! Comment suggestions of what you want me to do next.
Who wants to do the honors?
Who wants to say the line?

Alright no one wants to say the shitty meme
I'll do it
Joshu brings the new breakfast menu items at McDonald's to the Higashikata house and gets everyone lovin' it, all your favorite items for 5 dollars or less now available on the breakfast menu at your local McDonald's restaurant.
And then burns it
Joshu brings weed into Higashikata house
Joshu doesnāt want any devil lettuce in his Christian home and sets his entire house on fire in the process
This is what Iāve been saying!
what year is i in jojolion?
february 2012 rn
bruh
wtf even is jojolion
I want a person to like read it out loud and explain it to me
it's pretty self-explanatory
I've heard that Joshu brings weed into Higashikata house and gets everyone high by burning it.
Because he smoked weed
I'm begging you to stop

No

Do anyone have the twe new volumes in color?
Joshu takes ketamine and destroys Gappy's balls
Yasuho discovers pornography


Now that Shuckmeister made that video talking about how Josuke is a lot like Giorno
It reminded me that Yashuo is a lot like later Trish
If there is a part 9 do you think it will be in this continuum
Noš ±e
Why nobe
Holly looks like Hot Pants
It's been couple of hours and nobody said the famous sentence yet? Shame.
Joshu Brings weed into Higashikata house and gets everyone high

Nah
It is the seed
What
Search "Joshu brings" in the chat
@minor ore, Your Stand Power is now level 9 !
its growing
30 results
thanks
Good meme
What no 89 is awesome
Itāll be over once the head doctor is revealed to be tsurugi
And the head doc prob used his ability to kill tom
I just hope we don't end up with everything being explained by an illusion
It's not far off "but it was just a dream"
There are a few tropes Araki hates but does anyway lul
Well,
I trust Him anyway it's not like He's new to manga or anything
Did part 8 end
I actually want an answer is that a no?
As the kids are saying today "hell no"
Oh okay
Seven and a half years of part 8 and still going.
Dude if you've not read part 8 don't ask
Lol k someone told me to ask here instead of you know answering my question
Youll understand soon, just keep reading
what is part 8 about finding lost indentity?
Aight
I don't want to spoil cus it's cool plot point
Josuke 8 has amnesia I think
Yeah, that's one of the rules, you can't spoil future parts in the chats of previous parts.
TBH there should be #anime_only_jojokes and #manga-jojokes
i might as well watch it in next 10 years so please dont spoil ill surely rembember it by the time well get there
Okay
who is the main villain now!!!!!!!!!!§ 
Still no villain.

Original universe Speedwagon from phantom blood got a stand called Speedweed
He's the villain
hiding stuff in a card deck what a lame ass stand
Bruh
So what counts as a cool stand to you
its like d4c but without going to other dimensions
honestly some stands are so op that if there wasnt plot armor it would be over in an instant
Highway to hell
but i tell you that dekc of fucking cards definetly isnt one of those
Thereās probably no limit to what she can store
araki could pretty easily expand the limits on it to make it much more powerful than it seemed initially
case in point tsurugi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2t3atOGH44 this is the best thing ever
This is a list of the worst characters from every Part of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
So is Paisley park like a hacking stand...
What was the whole "chose one" thing about
its kinda like hermit purple in how is a guidance stand
Itās an active guidance stand where hermit purple was a passive guidance stand
Joshu best jobro
He is g00d tho
Oh yeah
I just thought you were one of those people who mindlessly hate Joshu
nope lol
WHAT
Like a lot of people do
I love joshu
Me either
Im sorry but Gyro is one of the best Jobros but Joshu is good in his own right
no
Yes
Joshu is best Jobro
No
ye Joshu is g00d but not the best
Joshu has a fuck boy fade
Lmao what fade thats legit hairloss
stfu
@humble agate, Your Stand Power is now level 4 !
mad cause bad
like he waxed his sides
joshu is the real jojo
and then burns it
Lmaoo yeah man Gappy took his hoes
They were so hard over him that they blocked him
Joshu gonna get requiem
and save them all
from the main villain
who's stand ability better be unique and op as fuck
I unironically think Joshu will learn spin at one point
Joshu needs to get a fresh pair of wigs first and a little coochie before the arrow chooses him
nah his fade fresh
He will get requiem
And his stand revolves around spinning objects
yeah that usually means he gonna get requiem
no
something powerful then spin
maybe he'll get two requiem
nut king call requeim
joshu will learn kaiten
Joshu will learn flirting
Lmaoo
Joshu's requiem will be bringing anime girls to life
joshu uses hamon with his stand
cause he's a weeb
Aight boys place your bets what Jobro is gonna die
don't forget joshu like fish sausage
Joshu will be the hero of part 8
hes gonna defeat (villain)
He also doesnt belive in god
well jobin gonna die maybe
NO
Outstanding Move
PLEASE
jobin's wife too
he will believe in allah which will give him requiem
joshu's sister
Jobin either becomes main villain or dies
she can die as well
Nut King Call Requiem
joshu is gonna win by saying allah akbar
Legit if Jobin dies I'll just cry beetle man is perfect
pussy
yeet
this is how he dies, his beetle all dies at once, he lost his pride and dies
Jobin will be main villain either by doing a kira or requiem or just fucking dies
ungalo is alive tho
how would he get his hand on a requiem arrow
u didnt know that
Yeah he is but he lost
ungalo lost his will to live
yo
I cant wait for Django's stand: Piano man's time creation ability
oh wait mb
shouldn't have said shit
part 9 spoilers
Mamezuku looks more native american then sandman
django is dio's daughter?
Diego fucked warm trousers
and yadadada
his great grandson
django
im from the future btw
are they related though
read part 8
Yeah man read
oh he's talking about anime onlines
helios
duh 
send feet pics
wait can paisley park get feet pics for me? if so i want paisley park to be my stand
can someone have a stand that is the opposite gender of themselves?
Itās just that some peoples souls revolve around there masculinity and femininity more than others
hyro is male
is hermit purple male
So there stands take on more of a male or female appearance
magicians red is male
They donāt have actual genders
hermit purple is a bdsm stand
silver chariot is male
listen bro
the list can fucking go on
they have genders
"the psychical manifestation of their soul"
Yes
Exactly
therefore my soul is male
Gender isnāt a person
ik
listen up atheistismo
Atleast to our knowledge
but stands are real
allah is the true god
Show me a photo
stands dont show up in photos dumbass
I cant, its haram
are you a stand user
im a stand user
because a camera is not a stand user
If a stand user looks at a stand in a photo how do we know they wonāt see a stand
I'll show you my stand
are we all stand user because we're alive?
The mass is still there
therefore we have soul
because pictures are a physical object
maybe?
Itās still a thing
We are all weebs
they have ink
yeah we are weebs
there isnt secret stand ink only stand users can see
my stand:
A dad
why are you posting blanks
Oh god time to kill your fucking stand
Haha funniieee
this was meant for @viscid lintel
Aight
my balls itch
-Joshuu
bro dont say that name
Wuht
Imma cum
Why am I pinged
WOAH
As of now from Jojolion the only one Id imagine to be able to have an nwordpass would be Mamezuku
I still stand by that
you're gay
Sure
i think it depends on how we perceive 'soul' and what it means to us
Thatās also true
that's where a stand would materialize
Since there isnāt any physical evidence itās usually probably a user to user basis
cause thats how they fucking work now
@humble agate, Your Stand Power is now level 5 !
Also thatās a rly shitty argument
proof
listen man
Uh yeah, this would explain why stonefree looks quite masc
As in, its chest is drawn like Araki draws male presenting chests
stonefree has sunglasses
paisley park
stone free has boobs lol
He..can
He kinda did
Yeah
yeah at part 8
Spice Girls
debt collectir
cindererella doesn't count
Why not
yeah why
cause bruh its a princess
How does that make sense
that aint boobs
Either way Spie Girls
no
it's robotic?
Still before part 6
flat af
still
Its still chest
Why does that matter
ok, at what size would breast on a stand be considered as a female owned stand
stone free has chest then

Yeah, drawn in a masc presenting way
im this close to sending inflation jolyne
Cool
you can't do that
Enjoy getting banned
I have the stone free figure sitting next to me and it has boobs bruh
Doesnāt matter
just fat jolyne
Lmaoo are you from the Jewce server?
nah
The what
what is going on in this chat rn
is that a video game thing
Yeah my question
I donāt rly know tbh
Jolyne refers to Stone free as "her"
And? That doesnt really change the argument of stone free looking masculine
Looking masculine and being a man are two different things
tomboy
And a tomboy is also different than that
joshu wipes his ass by taking baths and sitting in the shit water
uh what
she refers it to female
stone free's figure look female
therefore she perceives her stand (soul) as female
stone four
he smells very bad
no he doesn't
he has an overwhelming presence
he smells good
Ye tbh imma have to side with SF being feminine in this argument
yasuho's secret crush is joshu
his presence calms people
he smells overwhelmingly neutral
he smells like the number 0
joshu has the ability to view NSFW material and public and have no one pay him any mind
they'd just dismiss it as joshu and not think anything of it
made it family friendly š³
Joshu bisexual confirmed
joshu's stand looks like a bunch of nuts and bolt therefore he's straight? i think?
joshu is the best jojo
As of now I've seen about 10 or so fanfics of Josuke getting railed by Jobin
no
(yeet)
Joshu > other jojo characters even speedwagon
NO SPEEDWAGON IS UNTOUCHABLE
Why even speedwagon?
Even DIO ascended fears him
Iām saying why is Speedwagon that popular of a character
cause memes bro
Im guessing just because he does weird shit and memes
ok gamer
always a kicker to hear about em
Every part 1 meme is literally the worst jojo meme
^
Except for speedwagon
Especially speedwagon
Probably the most worthless meme i ever laid eyes on


Hayato is kinda good
hayato
Hayato brings weed into the Kawajiri household and gets everyone high
NO ITS JOSHU

i'm scared of chapter 89 and the whole chasing akefu situation because akefu is heavily sus for main antag 

i have a question
can anyone anwser
answer
@minor ore
can answer me questoinn
?
Is that a reference to a series of Japanese origin created in 1987 by a man named Hirohiko Araki that follows the adventures of the descendants of the family known as Joestar in which the main character is known as Jojo and must use supernatural powers to defeat the villains of their respective parts with the first of said powers being the energy of the sun known as āThe rippleā or āHamonā that was used for the first two parts until part three āStardust Crusadersā where instead of Hamon the protagonists must use psychic embodiments of their fighting spirit called āStandsā because they stand beside you where the part three stands are named for Tarot cards and Egyptian gods but by part four āDiamond is Unbreakableā they have have a tendency to be named after songs as shown Josuke Higishikataās (Jojo) stand which is called Crazy Diamond in reference to the Pink Floyd song āShine on you crazy diamondā but eventually in part six āStone Oceanā the universe is reset and we enter the universe called the āSteel Ball runā Universe by fans because it is the universe where parts seven and eight āSteel ball runā and āJojolionā take place and is also the introduction of the āSpinā which is thought to be that universeās counterpart to Hamon?
answer pls
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