jojolion

[minor ore]

universe brain

[placid gyro]

Kaato fuses with Yasuho so Gappy can't kill her

[minor ore]

Gappy could fuck two women at once

what

[analog ether]

mom and yasuho

[minor ore]

do you fuck people with your balls

[void viper]

no he could not

[pastel adder]

fusion villain would work, just make it so the main antag keeps their conscience upon fusion, make it so they only drastically change appearance and abilities

[minor ore]

yeah, i think if araki played his cards right he could really make it work

[placid gyro]

Paisley Park fused with anything would be potentially broken tbh

[void viper]

Paisley park is already broken

but don't the stands remain unfused?

[minor ore]

huge mobility+combat potential=busted

I just want Joshu to be kind of relevant, he is a good character and I hope Araki doesn't leave him behind

[analog ether]

Paisley Park is an AI Stand

[void viper]

Jousuke got S and W but kira kept KQ

[minor ore]

josefumis stand changed slightly

[pastel adder]

all it does is open doors how is it busted

[minor ore]

im assuming if there was a villain fusion araki would make the change more drastic

just because

[analog ether]

"could it beee frashbacku man?????"

[pastel adder]

because of the new rokakaka, these things write themselves

[placid gyro]

BTW I wasn't completely joking when I suggested Kaato/Yasuho fusion. Ngl I could totes see that as a depressing finale

And even see it happening

[minor ore]

@placid gyro that would hurt so, so bad

like in a heartbreaking way

id cry

imagine if Yasuho actually dies

[pastel adder]

would be amazing though tbh

[placid gyro]

OK Fuck it

[minor ore]

i hope araki gives us a break after killing 90% of the sbr characters

[placid gyro]

I'm just gonna call it now

[minor ore]

but.. nobodys died yet and im scared

[analog ether]

Norisuke

[minor ore]

we dont know for sure but im guessing yeah he is dead

jojo characters get sstupidly gored and still live tho so who knows

inb4 90% of the main characters die in the final chapters fighting against 8 9

[placid gyro]

Kaato kidnaps Yasuho to fuse as a last resort, jojolion ends in the most miserable way possible. Remind me in 4 years when JJL reaches finale.

[minor ore]

im almost certain rai will die. ill surprised if he doesnt

[placid gyro]

I'm calling it early

[minor ore]

I think Rai might actually live

[placid gyro]

Araki will go full sadist mode

[minor ore]

dont get me wrong ill be happy if he does but nobody else right now is such a prime candidate for the donut

[analog ether]

Calling it now, everyone is going to die except Joshu.
Joshu pulls a Mr. Pink and just leaves with the Rokakaka fruits

[minor ore]

so far I think the ones that will die are
Yasuho
Joshu
Jobin
Kaato
Tooru

lmao mr pink got caught at the end

reservoir dog spoilers btw lol

[placid gyro]

@minor ore Joshu will get a god tier redemption arc then get donuted for it

[analog ether]

Nonono onnonono you did not just spoil reservoir dogs oml

[minor ore]

i think josuke could very well be on the chopping block especially since to save holly hed have to kill himself

[analog ether]

God, I hope not. Please no Joshu redemtpion arc. Keep him trashy.

[minor ore]

spoilt 90 year old movie

Joshu has a stand called NUT KING

he is a top tier chad

he will die

for sure

i, genuinely, genuinely, would be the happiest guy in the world if joshu didnt really redeem but got a kind of okuyasu save at the end

[placid gyro]

See I wouldn't mind cause Araki's idea of redemption isn't a complete 180

[minor ore]

like right before josuke gets punted whoever the villain gets their hand nutted off last second

cut to joshu

bada bing bada boom

[placid gyro]

The characters still retain their shitty attitudes

[minor ore]

what if Joshu gets a redemption arc and survives?

[placid gyro]

Like Abbachio and Annasui

[minor ore]

yknow @placid gyro despite almost killing an innocent in jjl i would consider johnnys change from the start of sbr a 180

though a very slow and good one

[placid gyro]

Abbachio still shits on Giorno's mouth for breakfast and Annasui would still sacrifice any faceless nameless fool for Jolyne

[analog ether]

Anasui did actually

[placid gyro]

Johnny did had a bit of a 180 but it was since the start

[analog ether]

in the C-Moon arc

[placid gyro]

And it was the point

[minor ore]

yeah for sure

[placid gyro]

Annasui still sacrificed others

That one stranger

[minor ore]

Abbacchio redeemed in the last seconds

[placid gyro]

He morphed to look like him

[minor ore]

when he helped the kids

[analog ether]

That was funky

[minor ore]

and that was what killed him

pour one out for abbachio

[placid gyro]

Araki's redemption writing are great because they're not so cheesy or cliche

He still keeps the character's traits

Just make them slightly better people

[minor ore]

Imo a character that gets a very good redemption arc is Rohan

during btd

[placid gyro]

Yeah

[minor ore]

rohan king

[analog ether]

I love the Rohan OVA theme

[placid gyro]

Rohan is still curious and has no regard for the privacy of others

[minor ore]

part 4 has a ton of neat redemptions. its very cute

[placid gyro]

But he starts thinking about others more

[minor ore]

i particularly like the biker guy's

[placid gyro]

Isn't Joshuu already less scummy anyways?

[minor ore]

yeah for sure

he has had some change since the start

[placid gyro]

Yeah sure he stripped his mom but she was a scum to begin with

Plus one could say he was being defensive over Daiya

[analog ether]

the biggest change was at the end of the milagro man arc

[minor ore]

if I had to see parallels between part 4 and 8 characters, I'd say:
Josuke=Gappy
Yasuho=Koichi (Duh)
Rai=Jotaro
Jobin=Rohan
Tsurugi=Yoshiteru
Joshu=Shigechi (this is bad since Joshu is a way better character but he might end up like Shigechi)

[placid gyro]

Then his tongue licking Hato's ear I daresay was Tsurugi's work and not Joshu cause he looked genuinely confused

[minor ore]

I definitely think gappy post fusion is his own thing

theres not really a counterpart since hes the fusion of two counterparts

jobin is like FV, there isnt really a counterpart to him either

[placid gyro]

Rai feels more Rohan than Jotaro

[minor ore]

yeah i agree

I really like how there is not an actual villain in JJL, just antagonists

id say the jotaro counterpart is kira

[pastel adder]

for sure

[minor ore]

although even that is a little bit of a stretch

[analog ether]

I don't like how we keep trying to find parallels between the new characters and the old ones tbh.
Even in Part 7, the vast majority of characters had no direct correlation to the OG characters. I think trying to find direct parallels is fruitless and kinda counterintuitave.

[minor ore]

im sure araki wasnt exactly designing each character in mind with counterparts

[placid gyro]

It's just the names

[minor ore]

yeah exactly @analog ether

[placid gyro]

These characters have nothing to do with their OG universe's

[minor ore]

I meant the roles they could have in the series

[placid gyro]

Rai does give Rohan vibes though

[minor ore]

idk

sbr has much less to do with correlating characters than it has to do with taking the themes of part 1 and flipping them

Rai seems more friendly than Rohan

[analog ether]

If your just talking roles that's fine

[minor ore]

for instance, diego, instead of being born evil, starts pure hearted and becomes good, while johnny "starts" impure and becomes a much better person

youve also got the themes of fatherhood that carry over

part 1 is very heavy handed with the idea of family

Gyro starts great and becomes a legend

[analog ether]

I just don't like how people go "Oh, this character is the AU version of THIS character." Or people trying to find it what character someone is "supposed to be". Hate that kinda thing

[minor ore]

no, i totally get what you mean

[placid gyro]

Gyro starts good and becomes dead

[pastel adder]

F

[placid gyro]

[minor ore]

im just saying that there is a lot carried over, just not in the way a lot of people interpret

no, no, LPC, I only meant the roles, I don't really see parallels between the characters

at any rate part 8 is even less connected to part 4 than part 7 is to part 1

its mostly just to pull a switcharoo on you with kira

[analog ether]

I know what you meant, it's fine

[placid gyro]

We shouldn't even call them AUs anyways this isn't some marvel crap

[minor ore]

where the reader has to second guess whether or not hes evil in this rendition

imagine part 8 opening with a dark version of Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town

[analog ether]

I don't have a problem with that

[minor ore]

yeah fuck marvel

[analog ether]

Honestly

[placid gyro]

Superhero comics can suck a dick

[analog ether]

I think we really need to stop referring to the SBRverse as a "verse"

[minor ore]

its just less confusing, i mean what else do you call it?

[analog ether]

It's more like an another continuity altogether

[minor ore]

the sbr continuity?

[analog ether]

Yes

[placid gyro]

Ehh

[minor ore]

that doesnt roll of the tongue quite as well 😦

[placid gyro]

SBRverse is easier to type

And more convenient

People don't have to mean what they write

[pastel adder]

kinda nitpicky tbh

[placid gyro]

Just get the message across

[minor ore]

most people know that sbr and ireneverse are separate continuities

[analog ether]

the verse thing is reason most people mix up and think that it's the pucciverse i feel

I think so, at least

[placid gyro]

The problem is

People will also have an issue transitioning

[minor ore]

i think thats just because it can get a little confusing considering all the reset stuff that happens at the end of part 6

[placid gyro]

From part 6 to 7

[minor ore]

but they usually get corrected and learn

[analog ether]

That's true

[placid gyro]

Yeah but I don't find anything wrong with saying SBRverse

It's more convenient

[analog ether]

Niether do I really

I just mean to say that calling it an AU isn't technically correct s'all

[placid gyro]

We don't need to make things more complex than they already are

Araki will do that himself

[minor ore]

Imagine not suddenly being completely irrelevant after being relevant for 3 1/2 parts
This post made by SBRverse Joseph Gang

joseph had his time in the sun

Jesusverse

The least he could do was

i think people worry too much about what gets carried over from the previous parts

Fucking exist

[placid gyro]

Do you all think part 9 will happen

[minor ore]

yes

[analog ether]

No tbh

[minor ore]

i sincerely hope so, but no

[placid gyro]

Then Jojo's would be a trilogy of trilogies

[minor ore]

[placid gyro]

Most likely gonna stop at 8 but

It would be ruin my OCD

[minor ore]

whatever 8 parts is even number

[placid gyro]

matter of speech I don't actually have it

Yeah but there were two trilogies before this

[minor ore]

I think part 9 will happen only if Araki doesn't keep going with JJL for like 5/6 more years

[placid gyro]

In any case on the off chance a part 9 will happen

[minor ore]

yeah if jjl gets a rush job and ends in 1 year its totally plausible

[placid gyro]

The MC has better have some kind of dumb headgear

Or the JoJo of that part

[minor ore]

I want a new female jojo

calling josukes headgear dumb get banned

[analog ether]

The Part 9 MC better be a fucking goof tbh

[minor ore]

yeah another woman protag would be awesome

[placid gyro]

We have the spiky hair DIO trilogy

The Holeyfuck hair children trilogy

[minor ore]

just to keep the tradition of female jojos ending their universe

[placid gyro]

The final should be the TF2 trilogy

[minor ore]

gappy is already a fucking goof tbh

[placid gyro]

HATS

[minor ore]

he's so weird

love him tho

[analog ether]

Geeeee, how come the universe ends when the WOMEN becomes the protag, hmmmm?

[minor ore]

women just cant be trusted with the fate of the universe smh

[analog ether]

no wonder she wasn't born with a stand

[placid gyro]

[minor ore]

not like Shin...oh, wait, he is already a pussy

wow get this shinji trashtalk outta here

[placid gyro]

Fuck Shinji

[analog ether]

We 3rd Impact now boys

[minor ore]

jk man, I like the boi

everytime someone says fuck shinji i shrink by 1 mm

[analog ether]

Nah, Araki would never be that depressing

[placid gyro]

I fucking hate him

I don't care if he's a kid

Fucking get bullied cunt

[minor ore]

i wouldnt expect any better from a fugo lover

god, imagine 3rd impact with JoJo's over dramatic narration

[placid gyro]

People who relate to Shinji needs to get castrated

[analog ether]

Bruh, Giorno was a kid, and he never had problem, I don't want to hear these fucking complaints that Shinji is to young

[placid gyro]

Fuck Eva anyways

Anno is just an edgelord

Not a genius

[minor ore]

whatever guys nge was good i promise

tbh if jojo has to end, I hope the finale is as much depressing as possible

yikes

[placid gyro]

Araki wrote golden wind when he was in dark times and it still is enjoyable and meaningful

[minor ore]

i think bittersweet is the best

[analog ether]

JoJo's endings were never that depressing at the very least. His are more bittersweet and not just bitter.

[minor ore]

inb4 everyone actually dies this time

part 4 and part 2 have happy endings, everything else is just bittersweet

[analog ether]

oh god oh no

[minor ore]

with Caesar-like deaths

[analog ether]

A bunch of rocks shaped like crosses fall and crush everyone

Wait a minute, is this EVA?

[placid gyro]

I don't get this whole rubbish of "NGE is not enjoyable but you still have to watch it"

Fuck outta here with that nonsense. Media entertainment is to entertain and if you fail to meet that criteria your show sucks the end

[minor ore]

my stand, the summon-rock-crosses-that-fall-on-people stand

[placid gyro]

NGE is trash, nobody try to change my mind

[minor ore]

I dont take that sentiment lol, i just like it

watch what u wanna watch man

[placid gyro]

Good

[analog ether]

Ok guys but please stare at this image for 90 seconds

[placid gyro]

God I hate the other NGE fans

[minor ore]

Rai---->Rei

anyways i think we can all agree that SAO is the best anime ever made

[placid gyro]

I'd rather watch SAO over NGE ngl

[analog ether]

yike

[placid gyro]

At least SAO can be entertaining with how nonsensical it is

[minor ore]

watch Cowboy Bebop

[analog ether]

The elevator scene was funny

[minor ore]

as someone whos had the pleasure of watching the most recent episodes, at this point its not even funny bad... its the dreaded boring bad

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Stand Power is now level 15 !

[minor ore]

cowboy bebop top 5 anime

[analog ether]

watch Kaiji nerds

real man's anime

[minor ore]

been meaning to

cowboy bebop 2 but Gyro joins the gang

[placid gyro]

I don't get how Asuka and Rei are even in Waifu wars they're so boring/unbearable

[minor ore]

also theyre kids lol

[placid gyro]

Johnny/Abbachio would fit cowboy bebop more

[minor ore]

theyre so angsty, it would work

Rei is a kuudere and Asuka is a tsundere

everyone loves kuuderes and tsunderes

[placid gyro]

@minor ore Wouldn't that make it worse, literally pedophilia Waifu wars?

[minor ore]

absolutely

[placid gyro]

People are already freaking out over Trish

[minor ore]

as long as they don't lewd our best girl Lucy it's fine

lucy's a king

how many non stand users in jojo have done so much

literally defeated one of the most powerful stands/stand users

[placid gyro]

The whole dere archetype needs to fuck off tbh

All of the deres

[sleek mason]

Lucy is amazing, using severed heads to kill her enemies before the punisher did so

[analog ether]

Lucy being called Lucy Pendleton was the biggest bait n switch in part 7 when Johnny just ended up not even getting with her.

[minor ore]

this man said FUCK yukako

[placid gyro]

Anime is so fucking unbearable because people put that in their female design

Also this doesn't count for Yukako because

Araki doesn't use the term Yandere

Moreso she's just a misery reference

[minor ore]

yeah i do think women in anime are generally fucking awful written

[analog ether]

Also, only recently realised that Johnny's wife was called Rina,
Rina, ERina, Erina.

[minor ore]

gotta sell those figurines...

[placid gyro]

Plus again with Yukako, Araki actually tried to write her

[minor ore]

wow, i did not make that connection @analog ether

neat

[sleek mason]

Feeling the need to plug FMA aagin

So good

[placid gyro]

Not just slap on a dumbass anime woman trope

[minor ore]

fma also top 5 anime woot

[analog ether]

I;m a dumbass anime woman and I feel insulted

[placid gyro]

Please do

Fuck anime women

[analog ether]

[placid gyro]

Both metaphorically and literally

[minor ore]

yikes

[placid gyro]

Because they're design to attract so as much as I hate them my pee pee will still be slightly raised sometimes

[minor ore]

yikes x2

[placid gyro]

Until they start talking that is

[void viper]

yikes xD....

[placid gyro]

Yikes x

[minor ore]

wdym, Faye Valentine is dope

[placid gyro]

Hell yeah

Because she isn't a fucking trope wamen

And an actual character

[minor ore]

faye valentine only valid dumbass anime women

god i love that show so much

also many girls from Monogatari are very valid

every single main cast member is wonderful and unique

chemistry there is supreme

[sleek mason]

Estelle from trails in the sky is great

[placid gyro]

I'm still doubtful about monogatari just cause it reeks of modern anime culture

[analog ether]

Man I gots to finish Cowboy Bebop

[minor ore]

monogatari i did not like..

too much harem

Smanta, I need to know something, I swear I never understood about Cowboy Bebop

[placid gyro]

And I really fucking hate modern anime culture

[minor ore]

ok sure

[analog ether]

rreeeeeeeeadddd berseeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrk

[minor ore]

thats like saying read got how could you read something you know in your heart will never get completed

[placid gyro]

Anything with a massive female character to male character ratio can go fuck off

[minor ore]

Is Ed a girl or a boy? I swear I never found out, at times they look and sound like a girl but they have a male name

[placid gyro]

Girl

[minor ore]

woah @placid gyro said fuck SO

[analog ether]

@placid gyro hates women cunfrimed?

[minor ore]

ed is a girl

[placid gyro]

She hackerman 9000 secret name

[minor ore]

whaaaaaaaaaaaa-

[placid gyro]

@minor ore SO has 3/4 female to male ratio

[analog ether]

Ed is a girl? No, he was definitely a guy

[minor ore]

LPC.. lol

eds a girl

[placid gyro]

Jotaro Emporio Weather and Annasui

Jolyne Hermes and FF

Still more males

[minor ore]

annasui... doesnt count

[analog ether]

https://tenor.com/view/ed-bed-no-blanket-gif-9536493

[minor ore]

this meme made by femsui gang

[placid gyro]

@analog ether yes modern anime culture women very BAD

They suck

[minor ore]

shit @analog ether i stand corrected

[placid gyro]

I'd call myself an anime misogynist because of modern anime culture

[minor ore]

@placid gyro I find many modern anime culture women great tbh

[analog ether]

I too like women of culture

[minor ore]

wow this is similar to the clash between dio and jonathan form the hit series "Jojo's Bizarre Adventure"

[placid gyro]

That said they have all chased me away from anime so I've only watched like 2-3 per year

Well good for you for being able to enjoy tra- stuff you like

[minor ore]

not to be that guy but like 2% of anime is worth watching

believe me, ive seen them all. all of them

[placid gyro]

@minor ore Agreed 100%

[minor ore]

this year has been an amazing year for anime

[placid gyro]

I've had the displeasure of having to keep up with some recent ones

[analog ether]

Wow, this moment, this dual right here, this battle, is reminiscent of one of MY favourite anime tv shows at the moment, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, by David Production, original script by Hirohiko Araki, and the dual between it's main protagonist Jonathan Joestar (that's jojo) and Dio Brando, the main character and the main villain.

[minor ore]

ive never heard of it. joke sucks

next time use a show that people know and care about

[placid gyro]

The last one I had the massive displeasure of keeping up with was that shield hero garbage

[analog ether]

it's your joke

nerd

i stole it

[placid gyro]

Shit was awful

[minor ore]

have you tried Demon Slayer and Vinland Saga?

those are pretty dope

[placid gyro]

Waiting for them to end

[minor ore]

wow, this is similar to the hit epic "Vento Aureo" wherein our hero "Giorno Giovanna" uses a frog to reflect damage back at his attacker, the late "Leaky Eyed Luciano"

[analog ether]

this channel reeally need to be renamed "Narancia Hates Anime" tbh

[placid gyro]

Along with Carol and Tuesday

[minor ore]

lmaooo

Attack on titan has some amazing females

thats wrong

[analog ether]

Are the titans

[minor ore]

have you seen whats her face

mikasa

[placid gyro]

See I like anime wamen soemtimeS!

[analog ether]

god I hope so

[minor ore]

Mikasa
mikasa sucks

thank you

she is the literal worst girl

im humbled that you agree

also theres that girl that like.. whats her gimmick? fuckin just, eating food

[placid gyro]

I did really enjoy Mob psycho 100 and Dororo last seasons

[analog ether]

Ayyyyyy, Mob Psycho was fun

[placid gyro]

One was better one punch man the other reminded me a bit of Johnny except far more crippled

OPM itself though

[minor ore]

fun fun fun could beat opm omegalul

[placid gyro]

Rip in JC staff

[minor ore]

didnt the animation get really bad though? i dont remember if thats what ur referring to

i havent seen it

[analog ether]

Oh yeah, it got rough

[placid gyro]

It was just poorly adapted

[minor ore]

dang, that really sucks

[analog ether]

Like, Imagine if JoJo got taken over by a much shittier studio

[placid gyro]

It had a lot to live up to

[analog ether]

That's the kinda nightmarish shit that should not be made into reality

[minor ore]

i do genuinely worry that dp will get taken over by a team that just doesnt care

[placid gyro]

OPM s2 had to come out when amazing adaptations were running amok and OPM's little brother Mob Psycho had a fucking stellar adaptation for season 2

[minor ore]

its not even that there budget is that big, dp just pours so much love and attention into jojo

no filler, changes that dont detract and make sense, etc etc

I'm talking about women like (manga AoT) read if you don't really care ||Gabi, that girl is a 12 years old soldier who had been brainwashed to kill her own race of people and forced to see them as devils since when she was a kid, her character development is amazing, she starts as a dick (kind of like Johnny) and starts understanding that this own world is the devil, it's a cage. And people are like birds forced to live inside a cage of ignorance||

[placid gyro]

AoT lost me on paths

Fuck that gay shit

[minor ore]

AoT became way better

ive heard that from most people

i do plan on watching it someday

probably when it finishes

it ends next year

ur lucky

[placid gyro]

Maybe cause I haven't seen the anime but the manga just annoyed me

Maybe with sound and animation it might be better

[minor ore]

narancia name one anime that you enjoyed

challenge

[placid gyro]

I said it already

[minor ore]

sounds and animation make the difference

trust me

[placid gyro]

@minor ore

[minor ore]

i know im just being a jerk

[placid gyro]

Outside of Jojo I'm a massive cynic so it's fine

There's a reason I'd suck Araki's dick in a Fugo outfit if he asked me to

Despite my pessimism Jojo just keeps providing me stuff I can barely hate

[minor ore]

araki only has eyes for r*han

[placid gyro]

In a rohan outfit then

The gayest looking one

[minor ore]

i enjoyed parts 1 to 6 and then 7-8 gave me an aneurysm and now im obsessed

The one with the pink scarf

[placid gyro]

That one was fine I was more talking about the dice game one

That one was mega gay

[minor ore]

Tbh I regret not having watched JoJo until like 2/3 years ago

[placid gyro]

Saaaaame

[minor ore]

i was kinda turned off at first bc all the (no offense) dumb memes

i assumed that it would just be a meme show

I got to know about it 5 years ago, when Gyro memes were the big thing

[placid gyro]

Honestly I can't even blame the obnoxious fans trying to force Jojo down everyone's throats sometimes

Unlike Eva JoJo fans know their show can be enjoyed by others and are just spreading happiness and not trying to show off their non existent intellect

[minor ore]

in fact I discovered it because a dude called Gyro_Zeppeli during a stream donated saying "nyoho"

speak for yourself, im a jojo fan working tirelessly to show off my non existent intellect

[lilac pumice]

^

[placid gyro]

Whay

Everyone knows JoJo fans are all galaxy brain

[analog ether]

some seem to think so

[lilac pumice]

Joshu is a great character

[placid gyro]

That is fucking cursed

That is not galaxy brain

[analog ether]

Epic but
👉 : : #manga-jojokes

[placid gyro]

That is atom size brain right there

[lilac pumice]

I needed to share it here

[minor ore]

jojokes quarantine site

Joshu is a great character

and everyone agrees

[analog ether]

🔩

[minor ore]

god its funny that jolyene and joshu get the same amount of emojis

tfw only 1 Gyro emote

[placid gyro]

[lilac pumice]

what is this heresy

[minor ore]

we need a nyoho emote

we dont need another gyro emote when we have this

[lilac pumice]

[minor ore]

nihilist cynicist pessimist quirky

quirk walk

[placid gyro]

Tear dispenser

[minor ore]

[analog ether]

[minor ore]

didnt know trish cried pee

[placid gyro]

Oh Fuck oh shit Narancia is drinking from the wrong end

[analog ether]

hey guys we got enough sip drinks

[lilac pumice]

No we dont

Gotta hydrate

[minor ore]

sorry out of sips

[placid gyro]

Manga Fugo hair was wild

[minor ore]

imagine if they actually use orange Gappy in the anime

wrong

smanta's pfp gappy or riot

jojolion

big if true

[placid gyro]

Anything but lime Johnny

[minor ore]

DELET GREEN GYRO PLS

[placid gyro]

Lime Johnny was

[minor ore]

@minor ore sorry i made it up jojolion is fakee

"he had F O U R B A L L S

that gappy also valid

yellow S&W looks weird

soft & wet is the best joestar stand

😳

hell yeah

i wanna get a tattoo of soft and wet not even kidding

i have to wait to confirm that the ending of jjl doesnt suck first tho

true, though T U S K A C T T H I C C is pretty cool

best design best ability

infinite A-pose

[pastel adder]

the only tattoo I'd ever want in my life is a star birthmark tbh, kinda cliché tho

[minor ore]

soft & wets ability captures the essence of jojo

its not that cliche, its nice and simple

creating a difficult situation and then a batshit insane way of getting out of it

one upping each other

for real people dont give s&w enough love

My sister wanted to get a tatoo like Jolyne's

extremely versatile even without plunder

so many crazy but grounded uses for his bubbles

also ORA ORA ARA ORA ARA is cool

[placid gyro]

For real not enough people even know Soft and Wet yet to give it love

[minor ore]

steal Yasuho's virginity

[placid gyro]

[analog ether]

canon

[pastel adder]

what's your favorite stand overall though, not just MC stands

[minor ore]

soft & wet

still

probably still s&w

ok

maybe

[pastel adder]

I have a lot of contenders

[minor ore]

non mc... idk maybe the hand

[placid gyro]

S U P E R F L Y

[pastel adder]

Kind Nothing is my favorite stand all around, catch the rainbow is mad close though

[minor ore]

actuallly ringo's and catch the rainbow are both extremely good too

i like Under World

from part 6

in terms of how fun they are

my favourite stand I guess is D4C or Catch the Rainbow

under world's design is fucking cool

super unappreciated

though Bohemian Rhapsody has one of the coolest stand abilities

[analog ether]

Za (under) Warudo

[pastel adder]

A3L is fucking sick too, if we get more of it it might become one of my favs

[minor ore]

i wish that all of Dio's kids had the World theme going on

i can think of a few substitutes

oh, right

hot take but all of the higashikata family have really sick stands, even hato

now im talking about Stone Ocean in the Jojolion channel

also the chad SCARY MONSTERS

[placid gyro]

I'd still probably go for king crimson just off design alone, but animal stands are slept upon heavily

[minor ore]

my bad

[analog ether]

it's fine we weren;t talking about jojolion either

[pastel adder]

walking heart reveal was a really cool moment

god the vitamin C fight was so good

[minor ore]

vitamin c best fight in the series? yes

(imo)

[placid gyro]

Or elemental stands

[minor ore]

speed kings colors need to be better

ngl I' d love to have Scary Monsters just to fuck around with mofo dinosaurs

speed king is a tier simply because it drove a car at one point

[placid gyro]

Magician's red would be so broken outside of part 3 writing IMO

[minor ore]

paisley park is one of the coolest designs

araki literally took him out of the part because it was too op even within sdc

highway star is also very cool looking but a bit too human

paisley park has one of the coolest stand reveals i gotta say. such a good buildup

yeah he had to get fucked Cream'd

despite how confusing it is i really like the "doors" explanation is

by vanilla ice

[placid gyro]

Aerosmith, stray cat, fool etc are stuff I also enjoy. Simple concept but very deadly

RHCP

[minor ore]

favourite stand tier:
1-D4C
2-Scary Monsters
3-Bohemian Rhapsody
4-Peasley Park
5-Catch the Rainbow/Soft and Wet

aerosmith is great because its a weak stand and a not too smart user, so all of narancias fights are truly underdog

Narancia is good at thinking when he has to fight

[placid gyro]

If Narancia wasn't a good boy he could slaughter so many people

[minor ore]

kraft werk has the best design for a minor antagonist stand

A r t s a n d c r a f t s

[placid gyro]

Kraft werk and man in the mirror abilities are borderline broken

[minor ore]

i think yotsuya has the best minor antagonist looks

genuinely hot

but holy shit "arts and crafts"

it is very funny to me how yotsuya is a rock person and his stand is just straight up "I am a rock"

[placid gyro]

Rereading part 6, Diver down is actually such a fun stand

[minor ore]

diver down is so fucking cool looking

i kinda had a hard time understanding what it actually does but yes it looks great

also yeah yotsuya died too soon

can't wait for part 8 anime to hear stuff like Peasley Garden, Squishy and wet, Bolt King Call, Fast King and Vitamin D

nut king call isnt based on anything at least

[placid gyro]

Soft and Moist

[minor ore]

quick king

at least, nothing that could be copyrighted

same for some of the other higashikata stands

it just sounds like nat king cole

just call it Nut King

yeah exactly

[placid gyro]

Speed Heirach

[minor ore]

speed man

Speed Monatch

Emperor Speed

[placid gyro]

Speed Emperor

[minor ore]

when i saw "zipper man" i actually grew sad

I laughed

a lot

[placid gyro]

Paisley Recreation Center

[minor ore]

it made my day a little bit worse

playful park

L I L B O M B E R

can we talk about how yasuho and josuke both have stands named after a prince song

lil' bomber and zipper man

that rocks

imagine if during SBR anime, Ball breaker gets called "Ball Destroyer"

that would be dope

ball buster

[placid gyro]

Emperor Void

Opposite of Johnny Heart

[minor ore]

what would Tusk's censored name be?

[placid gyro]

Gun

[minor ore]

i think they could get away with that, tusk is just a word

[placid gyro]

See

[minor ore]

CLAWS

[placid gyro]

We thought that

[minor ore]

though maybe something stupid like nails

[placid gyro]

But Echoes got localised

[minor ore]

ugh true

[placid gyro]

And so did Enigma

[minor ore]

Claws act 4 sounds nice

it reminds me too much of the santa claws

for.. some reason

then we'll get the true censored name

the best one

filthy acts at reasonable price

[placid gyro]

Horrifying incels

[minor ore]

Mandom becomes Femdom because yes

[analog ether]

oh god yes

[placid gyro]

Inb4 they make it more man

Maledom

[minor ore]

I swear SBR anime has to be the best anime ever

[placid gyro]

Warm trousers

[minor ore]

Wet Pants

[placid gyro]

Just rename In a Silent Way into reverb act 4

[minor ore]

In a Silent Way has a dope stand design

[placid gyro]

But recycled ability

[minor ore]

yeah

[placid gyro]

[minor ore]

Hey Ya becomea Ya Boi

[placid gyro]

Hey ya becomes Nae nae

[minor ore]

hello yeah

[placid gyro]

Love train becomes Sex car

[minor ore]

frisky locomotive

[stark fossil]

Train Man

[drowsy trout]

BJ on the Railway

[stark fossil]

Getting Railed on the Rails

[lilac pumice]

D4C will still be called D4C but the full name will be I aint gay but 20$ is 20$

[violet coral]

My stand, Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price, other wise known as D4C, can defeat you - The english dub

i'm calling it

[rain zephyr]

Bad but cheap

[pastel adder]

I hope they just call it D4C from the get-go in the dub

[void viper]

animated part 7

I will not get my hopes up yet

[pastel adder]

obviously this is years from now but it'll happen

[true fox]

[glass lily]

It's really sad that wait for part 8 to be animated will be so long

[true fox]

in the meantime

[kind owl]

@true fox, Your Stand Power is now level 13 !

[true fox]

try and become a multimillionaire

you can do it

i believe in you

👍

[untold galleon]

Is Jojolion almost over yet

[minor ore]

We don't even really know the main villain

[placid gyro]

We may not need a main villain

[minor ore]

joshu brings weed into higashikata house and gets everyone high

by burning it

🍁 🏚 🔥

[tidal ocean]

Ah yes

[tawny mist]

jobin in the main antagonist

I'm not going to say villain because he isn't really "evil"

[minor ore]

exactly

Joshu brings weed into higashikata house and gets everyone high

by burning it

[fast crow]

Joshua is fucking lit

I love him

He’s probably main antagonist

[minor ore]

[placid gyro]

Joshu will fuse with Araki in the finale

to become the ultimate Jojo character

[minor ore]

yes

[placid gyro]

however they still can't beat Fugo because Fugo escaped even Araki's wrath twice

[minor ore]

Joshua

[supple totem]

Josh

Drake and josh

[minor ore]

Josh Joestar

[supple totem]

That actually sounds pretty guud

[minor ore]

It sounds stupid

It's like a Mormon missionary or something

[burnt pagoda]

joshu brando

[minor ore]

[minor ore]

oH NO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LQVMRoglIo

I made a gappy edit of the picture in #diamond-is-unbreakable

No idea why

[true fox]

i hope Joshu dies

he won't be missed

[void viper]

:(

[analog ether]

I'd miss him

[true fox]

then you shall be thrown to the gulag

[analog ether]

no u

[tidal ocean]

"I hope Joshu dies"

We don't do that here.

Also I've got a thing to say

Joshu brings weed into Higashikata house then gets everyone high

[true fox]

Joshu wouldn't make a good main protag anyway

he's unfunny

a creep

and ugly af

no other jojo has such qualities

as such, he sucks and Bean boy is the true JoBro of part 8

[analog ether]

it's a good thing he's not the main protagonist then

[true fox]

exactly

[analog ether]

right. so those qualites don't matter since he's just a side characte

[true fox]

fair point

he's still trash though

[analog ether]

yeah but he's our trash

[minor ore]

Redeemable trash

He's on the path

And he's ready to bash

[stark fossil]

Less than 100% trash

[tidal ocean]

He is.. not that bad

[minor ore]

^

He is probably the character with most potential

In 8

[stark fossil]

Watch him never come back

[minor ore]

I think i found the influence for mamezuku's hair

Snoop dogg wore pigtails sometimes, makes sense why the plant appraiser also had em

[burnt kite]

His stand is named after a Snoop Dog album as well, so the connection is already there

[true fox]

glad there's actual hip hop namesakes in the series

[hoary sun]

Yeah California king bed is a great shout out

[glass lily]

I wonder how far away araki is from using names from every music genre

[fast crow]

@true fox reporting ur discord account

why would you say such a thing

Joshu is the perfect human

[true fox]

almost rapes Yasuho

ok buddy

[fast crow]

its his stand

also self defense

yasuho deserved it

she's a thotty

got fingered by that one guy

in highschool

[true fox]

at least that was consensual

[fast crow]

yea cause she a THOT

Jotaro slays thots

[minor ore]

Both of you are cringe

[fast crow]

Joshu takes after jotaro

shut up loser

[minor ore]

Fuck you

[fast crow]

no u

[minor ore]

Oof

[tidal ocean]

I'm gonna say the unthinkable.

Joshu>Jotaro

[void viper]

........................................

[tidal ocean]

Uses secret Joestar Technique

[minor ore]

It true

[void viper]

Joshu is more entertaining than jotaro

but not a better charicter

[minor ore]

I disagree

They're both fantastic characters

And very misunderstood by the majority of fans

[tidal ocean]

Jotaro worst jojo

[minor ore]

George worst Jojo

[crude iron]

Are there any chapters colored past 62?

[void viper]

I don't think so

[crude iron]

Oh well

[void viper]

B and W jojolion is cool too

araki's line art is super good

[minor ore]

There is wth

Just not translated

[void viper]

I assumed he wanted translated

[minor ore]

volume 16 and 17 are colored by shuehisha or w/e

[shy minnow]

Jotaro=Kira. Lore wise that is.

[minor ore]

Trendy

[plush jackal]

joshu brings despair

[minor ore]

Into the giogio server and gets everyone depressed

[plush jackal]

no he just brings despair

[minor ore]

You bring me despair

[void viper]

joe brings me despair

[minor ore]

holy shit joshu weed

I want to see a JoJolion chapter where nothing happens they just all sit around and get toked up 😳🍠

I want to see higashikatas at the vacation

[solid obsidian]

I found out a funny thing, if you put Norisuke's kanji into google translate the romanji reads "Tōhō Kensuke" but if you press on the Read Out Loud button it pronounces his name with the correct reading

[minor ore]

Weeb

If Jobin dies in jojolion i will break my kneecaps

If joshu dies i'll do the same

Joshu is probably gonna sacrifice himself for josuke in the end

Take one for the team

I wish he would fight someone seriously

Maybe another villain

Hidden rock human

He was well on his path to redemption

Then just stopped?

Araki done my man dirty

Yeah

Milagro Man was good arc

true because it's the joshu solo arc we need

[agile jacinth]

Oh sup abbachio

[minor ore]

I want more of Hato

She had sex with damo twice

Bruh

Heheh

[tidal plover]

didnt read the manga but who is the main villain

[knotty mango]

Joshu

[minor ore]

Josh

Jobin

biggest candidate

🤡 < People that say Kaato is

[void viper]

^incorrect

@tidal plover read the manga

[viscid lintel]

Just read the manga

[tidal ocean]

Eat za mango

no need to get spoiled

[placid gyro]

🤡 <- People who don't think Joshu will fuse with Johnny's Corpse and become Best Boy Requiem running around with the Rokakaka fruit while all parties try to chase him down only to lose to Diavolo who respawns in this world and break the death loop, effectively becoming the Crimson King of Morioh and then Araki sacrifices 5 dogs to unleash Danny Over Heaven onto The World
but alas Dr Wily is behind everything again

[tidal ocean]

I'm not gonna read that

seems too long

[placid gyro]

tl:dr Joshu is king of part 8

[tidal ocean]

Agreed

[placid gyro]

read it then

my theory is the only plausible one

[tidal ocean]

alright

I'll read it

but first

I've got a thing to say

[placid gyro]

I have done my research by spying on Araki's dog's behavior

I know all now

[tidal ocean]

Joshu brings weed into higashikata house and gets everyone high

[tidal plover]

let stone ocean and steel ball run be animated and read part 8 since not willing to wait until 2027, smart idea?

[tidal ocean]

I'd honestly wait until 2030 for part 9 to get animated

[tidal plover]

what if yasuho is villain?

[tidal ocean]

assuming we'll get a part 9

[viscid lintel]

Pffff

I’d give part 9 more time

I’d say part 8 will be animated near 2030

Y’all better just read the mango

Then watch the anime

It’s not like you can only have one

[tidal plover]

why is there character named kira yoshikage???????

[viscid lintel]

Bruh

Is u trying to be spoiled

[void viper]

jesus christ read the manga

it's the easiest way to answer every question you have

[viscid lintel]

^

[tidal ocean]

I don't get people who get spoiled, then rather than reading the manga they purposely spoil themselves more lmao

[tidal plover]

every time there is a new episode i skip to the end on purpose to see few seconds of drama happening so it gives hype

this is the same

[kind owl]

@tidal plover, Your Stand Power is now level 3 !

[viscid lintel]

?

I mean you do you I guess

Doesn’t seem enjoyable tho

[placid gyro]

there is some kind of appeal to that I guess

you get an answer and you wanna find out what the question was

[viscid lintel]

Doesn’t that ruin the mystery?

[minor ore]

i do that with books

scan the last few pages for suspense

but with anime? nah, dragging the cursor to the end is just silly

[grizzled pilot]

why do you people do this to yourself

[viscid lintel]

I don’t understand

Why would you wanna ruin any twists

[tidal ocean]

why not haha Idc about spoilers

[minor ore]

Ahhh I don’t wanna be spoiled ahhhh

[tidal ocean]

Cool

[minor ore]

Jesus Christ araki the nudity GOD

[supple totem]

@minor ore u r in danger. There are tons spoilers here

Just a friendly reminder that people are allowed to post spoilers here

[stark fossil]

Yasuho would be a dope villain in a different manga

Just tech doesn't matter so much in JoJo

[minor ore]

Kaato main villain!

Just wait 10 more chapters for her to do something

!

Trust me!

[tidal ocean]

[supple totem]

I don't want to trust u on dat

Kaato is a gud mother

[stark fossil]

I want Kaato to clap Joshu's head into her playing cards

[minor ore]

Kaato fanservice please

More of milf titties

agreed

we need more Kaato fanservice

[lone plover]

So do we know who Jojolion main antagonist is now?

[minor ore]

nope

but we have 3 possible candidates atm

Jobin most likely

Been estabilished as antagonist early on

Earlier than the other 2

Yotsuyu told Tsurugi to become head doctor so he can work with them to get rokakaka to heal his ilness and get them money

That's why they kept bumping into random stuff because of his illusions

[stark fossil]

If it's Jobin it'll be annoying:
-If Gappy just steals the heat away and hard counters him
-If Gappy doesn't steal the heat away and we'll be wondering why he doesn't

[minor ore]

Jobin also hurt Yasuho

Maybe he will fight Tooru too

[stark fossil]

When Jobin beats up Iwasuke I'll believe he's the main villain

[minor ore]

imagine if Tooru ends up being a jobro

[void viper]

I'd kaka my pant and die

[stark fossil]

Before or after the love triangle is resolved?

[void viper]

before would be funny

[stark fossil]

JoJo has had basically everything but I don't think it's had polyamory yet

[minor ore]

We need to resolve head doctor, harvest and tooru

and kaato's vendetta

[stark fossil]

We could end up with a "throuple"

[void viper]

Jousuke be like "don't talk to me or my wifes son ever again"

[minor ore]

Yasuho gets kidnapped by the main villain, the doctor. Joshu,Josuke and Tooru stop fighting over Yasuho and decide to join forces to fight the head doctor while Rai and someone else fight Kaato, Tsurugi and Jobin

that would be cool

[void viper]

WHERE IS KAATO ARAKI

WE GET OJIRO BUT NOT KAATO YOU HACK

[stark fossil]

Aw man if Yasuho could not be a damsel in distress that would be really good

[minor ore]

or Yasuho pulls out a Lucy and just fights too on another battlefield

against the doctor's minions

[stark fossil]

That'd be nice

[minor ore]

Tbh I think the Joshu, Tooru and Josuke squad could be AMAZING

[void viper]

YES

[stark fossil]

Soft Nut Teddy Gang

[void viper]

oh my god do I want that so much now

The chad, the ex and the incel

[minor ore]

that's my headcanon since I've seen the head doctor

[void viper]

I'm sure whatever araki will do will make me finally be able to write 8>4

perhaps even 8>6

[minor ore]

if 8 goes well, it might be my 2nd fav part right behind SBR

[stark fossil]

He will have to do quite a bit of work (and bring quite a few characters back) for me to say 8 > 7 but definitely possible

[void viper]

it's 100% possible for me too actually

but the ending has to be jaw-dropping

like, rivaling part 6 tier

[minor ore]

Araki has to take his time

Kyo will save Josuke

[stark fossil]

Implying it will end

[minor ore]

he just doesn't have to rush the ending

Rushed endings

[void viper]

yeah but I want part 9 :(

[minor ore]

Bleach

rushed endings

vento aureo

I mean if he wants to make part 9 then he can explain some stuff frmo jojolion in 9

like

wall eyes

[void viper]

technically part 6s ending was rushed

[minor ore]

just how stone masks were explained in 2

[stark fossil]

He should just open source JoJolion and let the community finish it while he starts part 9

[minor ore]

because Araki wanted to move on, still part 6 end was great @void viper

[void viper]

yeah exactly, that's my point

rushed endings don't have to be bad

[minor ore]

but part 6 didn't have so many unresolved subplots

[void viper]

mmm true

6 was very linear

[minor ore]

I think part 8 could easily end at ch 120/130

[void viper]

try chapter 110

it doesn't need that many

hell, maybe even 100

[minor ore]

I agree w speedwagon

[void viper]

it all depends how araki does things

[stark fossil]

That's like two more years

[minor ore]

It'll end within 15-20

[stark fossil]

I can't even comprehend

Such a time scale

[void viper]

SO anime starts at the same time as part 8 ends

[minor ore]

he could like explain all the unresolved plot things very well in 3 chapters and move on with the final arcs

[stark fossil]

Part 9 never

[minor ore]

What do u think of people that follow jojo from it's first chapter

back in part 1

damn

legends

[void viper]

they'd all be like

fuck

40 years old minimum

they're also fucking heros who need to be praised

god imagine the part 1->part 2 change

like "wait? there's MORE?"

[stark fossil]

Don't even talk to them you have nothing to say to them

They were there when it was written

Just silently respect them

[minor ore]

imagine if Joshu changes his haircut

and becomes bold

[stark fossil]

Mohawk Joshu
Mohawk Joshu

[minor ore]

Joshu is a milf hunter, he will die for sure

Okuyasu comes back with GER

I miss people getting Kakyoined tbh

[void viper]

Soon speedwagon