#jojolion

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verbal lily
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I still believe its gonna be someone that messes with time or some abstract concept again

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Its used every time but i love it

minor ore
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He is an antagonist wth

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Not the main villain but still one

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He literally screwed Yasuho to stop josuke's search for blue hawaii user

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Even said he would kill her but it'd raise suspicion

minor ore
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D4C could't manipulate time so why would jobin need to

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He manipulates heat so already an abstract concept enough

heavy grove
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Guys I just realized why joshu got his stand

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He just really wanted to nut on yasuho, so his ability revolves all around nuts

minor ore
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thank you i can never unsee that even again

heavy grove
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You're very welcome

minor ore
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but usually, stand abilities arent exactly related to the user's life details, right?

heavy grove
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But since stand are a physical representation of a person's willpower why does joshu have nut king call

proper ether
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they are

heavy grove
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Exactly

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All joshu wants to do is nut

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Its confirmed

proper ether
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stand abilities are VERY affected by the users life

minor ore
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what if he wants to take apart

heavy grove
minor ore
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That rule doesn't apply to every stand

proud stag
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I wanna know what kind of problems Cheap Trick's user had by that reasoning

proper ether
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extreme social anxiety probably

fallen trellis
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It could be because of the way he got his Stand and how little time he had with it

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Like many others in 4, Kinoto got his Stand unnaturally and most likely against his will or without his knowledge

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The best example of such a thing is Koichi, as he was straight-up supposed to die from the Arrow, but instead got a useless stand that he then had to develop oh the form of Echoes Act 0

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I honestly believe that if Kinoto had time to actually use his Stand he’d be able to control it

heavy grove
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Wait can josuke fuse with someone else again?

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Since he has already fused before

void viper
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anyone can fuse with anyone if they use the wall eyes

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I think

lilac pumice
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its not really fusion

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Its more of taking dna of your dead best friend and mixing it with your own

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and yes

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he can

old marlin
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So fusion

long wasp
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how to define fusion 101

old marlin
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Literally

void viper
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UhHh aCtualLly MixInG anD fuSiOn ArE dIfFeRNet

long wasp
grizzled pilot
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they're more grafted

supple totem
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Hmm

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What is the diffrence between them

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The difrence i found is that
Fusion: is when two entities come together. Example two humans called kira and josephumi.
Mix: is when two masses or substances come together. Such as sauce and pasta.

kind owlBOT
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@supple totem, Your Stand Power is now level 11 !

proud stag
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I mean fusion usually makes people think of that in DBZ which isn't really the case here.

supple totem
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Guku

minor ore
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He has Kira's balls

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Eyes

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Tongue

proud stag
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and a a bit of stand attributes

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Karera is a weird one to easily recognize Josuke as Josefumi

minor ore
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Since Mitsuba knows about new rokakak and where Jobin stored it, i wonder if she'll tell Yasuho about it since she helped Mitsuba to defeat Wu and save her unborn baby

supple totem
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Ok i got it. Fusion is when two similar things come together

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Mix is diffrent things coming together

void viper
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mix is liquids, fusion is solids

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that's like

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fuck It i'm googling this

solid obsidian
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I like that it's a huge plot point in jojolion that the lemon and orange fruits were fused because of the magic dirt but citrus fruits really do be like that

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Citrus fruits are the breediest of any plant you'll see in an orchard

minor ore
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It really do be like that

pallid crest
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Isn’t citrus a hentai name also

violet coral
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well how would you know that, unlessssssss?

minor ore
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Not hentai just yuri romance

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Between step sis

solid obsidian
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Citrus fruit fucks

heavy grove
soft raptor
minor ore
kind owlBOT
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@minor ore, Your Stand Power is now level 17 !

plush jackal
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gofer is an animal

minor ore
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WAIT IT IS?

plush jackal
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yes

minor ore
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Aw shit

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What type of animal?

plush jackal
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gofer

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well it's gopher

minor ore
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Bruh Im not a native english speaker so Imma Google

plush jackal
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im not either

minor ore
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TASCHENRATTE

tawny mist
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a person who runs errands, especially on a movie set or in an office.
"he had worked his way from a gofer in the front office to general manager"

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guess that's what it means

minor ore
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Okay its a Taschenratte
Also thats even more confusing I liked my misinformed and ignorant first interpretation

minor ore
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Gofers make spicy gofs

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Simple as that

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Wait they explained what gofer means in the same speech bubble

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It doesn't really line up with the definition @ GameSux#5633 gave

steep lodge
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@minor ore I think the most fitting german translation of gopher, in this case at least, would be "Laufbursche"

minor ore
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I hope the final arc with the climax of Soft & Wet vs Speed King will be named ''A Song of Ice and Fire'' as easter egg

kind owlBOT
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@minor ore, Your Stand Power is now level 13 !

minor ore
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@steep lodge I was more refering to the animal as Taschenratte since someone said the manga was refering to the animal but what you said would make sense and actually play into Jobins role in the Jojoverse

inner yew
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In English a gopher is like an errand boy

kind owlBOT
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@inner yew, Your Stand Power is now level 5 !

inner yew
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They’re something you use to get odd jobs done, do the dirty work

minor ore
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Me when

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Joseph, Caesar, and Lisa Lisa don’t exist

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;v;

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Joseph and caesar have equivalents

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Rip lisa lisa though

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There was a Joseph in the joestar family tree iirc, and gyro's real name is caesar

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Joseph dead already??

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Probably

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He'd be in his late 80s if he was alive in jojolion

steep lodge
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87

minor ore
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89 years old?!

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But he’s my favorite

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;m;

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Rip

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We'll most likely never see him in the new universe, even if we do he's too old to do anything

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But you never know if we'll get a prequel or something

steep lodge
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and au lisa lisa also exists

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more or less

minor ore
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Then everyone exists

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And lived normal lives

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(Except caesar who got shot)

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Rip

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So whats Joseph's name?

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Just Joseph

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Jonathan still exists

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Rina is Lisa Lisa?

steep lodge
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no

minor ore
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Oh fug

steep lodge
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elizabeth

minor ore
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Oh

steep lodge
minor ore
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Oh fuck

kind owlBOT
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@minor ore, Your Stand Power is now level 4 !

minor ore
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Josuke doesn’t exist

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F

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He does

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In the og universe he was a bastard child, so if he exists in the new universe he wouldn't be on the official family tree

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Ohhhhh

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Yeah ok

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(Plus the main protagonist is already called josuke)

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It would be pretty confusing having 2 josukes in the same part

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Josefumi is joestar related

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He has birthmark

supple totem
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ya seems that goerge and elizabeth had more than one child

sleek mason
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Yeah alt Joseph I think has two sisters and one brother

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Maybe one of them got killed by the stone surse

minor ore
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Disease affects only males

minor ore
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Sexist diseases

rigid fern
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I headcanon that part 2 happened in the sbr universe almost exactly the same

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Battle tendency 2]

minor ore
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part 3 also happened in sbr universe, and dio's death was similarly retconned

rocky charm
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I don't see how Part 2 could happen in the SBR-verse, since we don't really see any indication of Vampires being a thing.

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Or Hamon

minor ore
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i just think its a funny idea

rigid fern
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Sure but thered nothing saying they dont exist

void viper
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Hamon is just a shared stand

dusk stone
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Maybe Part 2, but replace Hamon and Vampires with the Spin and Rock People?

supple totem
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Ultimate rock

minor folio
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I heard that somehow part 2 always happens

ripe marlin
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No that's just Jorge joestar

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In Jorge joestar the universe eventually ends, and when it ends the big bang happens again, and the universe completely loops, having the exact same events as the last

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Part 2 always happens in that 1 universe

minor ore
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36 Kars on Mars

hazy crystal
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jorge joestar has some good stands

minor ore
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Made in Heaven Ultimate Requiem

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Iron Ladies

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Stepmom

sleek mason
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Wait no, I think stone disease affects first kid regardless of who it is, it's JSUT that firstborn boys have it at a fixed age while the girls are more random

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See Rina higashikata and Holly joestar

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P sure their disease is the weird stone thing

placid gyro
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What about Mitsuba

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I forgot is she suffering from stone disease too

minor ore
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Yeah the stone desease just affects all first born of the newest generation regardless of gender

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that wouldnt make sense.. mitsuba married into the family

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she doesnt have the disease she just wanted to get cosmetic surgery essentially and the rokaka made other parts of her body crumble

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so not related to the rock disease

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pretty sure its solely the males of the family

robust ibex
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imagine a rock human who is an ally of josuke

steep lodge
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iirc holly isn't suffering from the stone disease
she's in the hospital because some parts of her brain and parts of other organs were missing

kind owlBOT
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@steep lodge, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !

sleek mason
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Huh what's up with Rina then?

kind owlBOT
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@sleek mason, Your Stand Power is now level 5 !

steep lodge
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and the doctors mention that there are no signs of any previous operation that could have led to her having some missing parts

sleek mason
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If that stuff wasnt the stone disease

steep lodge
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my guess is that she had parts of her organs exchanged by a rokakaka

minor ore
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i wonder if thats gonna end up being one of those small things that will never get acknowledged again

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like the bite marks

steep lodge
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holly is pretty important to the story tho, being one of josuke's main motivations
and the bite marks are probably just an excuse to give the characters a stand

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so I think that the thing with holly will be adressed in future chapters

minor ore
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im sure that she'll be addressed, just maybe not the context of how she got injured in the first place

sleek mason
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No I'm saying didn't Rina in the backstory get the stone disease too?

minor ore
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yeah im pretty sure she did

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although its not explicit

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aside from her shes the only female higashikata to naturally get the rock disease, though

steep lodge
minor ore
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Wasnt it equivalent exchange tho?

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idk what was exchanged but idk

steep lodge
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johnny used the corpse parts to heal her

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and george, their son, got the rock disease bc of that

violet coral
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and then johnny used tusk on george

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to which he got the disease and was promptly killed by a boulder

minor ore
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galactic brain take... that boulder was a rock human

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screenshot this

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its gonna happen

steep lodge
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so johnny died because of facesitting from a rock human

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rip

plush jackal
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... no

minor ore
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That death was hilarious tbh

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My headcanon is it was the US government

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They were on his tail for what he did to valentine and for the corpse part

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Killed him in a way that won't incriminate them

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And those US agents had same hairstyle as Valentine

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Well those things at the end

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Also didn't Kyo also want rokakaka ?

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I forget

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She just hated the higashikatas probably

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Kira is alive and someone used rokakaka to transfer holly's brain parts to him to revive him

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Please araki

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Also it weird that she bit her fingers off

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Kinda like ojiro did

steep lodge
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yeah but she ate them because she thought that her fingers were food

kind owlBOT
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@steep lodge, Your Stand Power is now level 2 !

steep lodge
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kinda reminds me of paper moon king's ability

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with the "not being able to distinguish things"

hoary sun
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Did josefumi use plunder on holy

minor ore
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Holy

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Bless

verbal lily
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@hoary sun my boy the nut king

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it can lock and unlock practically anything and has A in potential

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what if joshu literally masters nkc so hard that he can attach nuts and bolts to stuff like the planet and abstract concepts like the earth's rotation

fading cove
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i read 6 chapters

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im not sure if i should read more

violet coral
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and what causes this?

fading cove
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i understand the memes about "i dont even know about jojolion"

plush jackal
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what

verbal lily
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jojolion is really really good

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keep reading

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trust me

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it keeps getting better

glass lily
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one of the best mystery stories in manga

verbal lily
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

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i like how over the course of the story, everything falls into place

ripe marlin
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Shout out to rock dog who is still bleeding out in the dog house and hasnt been seen since ozone baby

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fading cove
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is this what you call a "jobro"?

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we traded god tier gyro for this

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smh

brittle blade
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If jojolion was an anime right now how many episodes would be left?

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also Rai is the Jobro

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what is so hard to get on this

minor ore
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fuckk

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yasuhos backstory made me cry

brittle blade
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the hairclip flashback?

minor ore
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yes

inner yew
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Rai is mean but at least like that he’s such a fucker, he’s a really believable character

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The way he discounts Yasuho at every turn is so realistic if you’ve ever met people like that

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and I like the current drama between, Gappy, Yasuho and Tooru

minor ore
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yasho is the real jobro of part 8

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it's weird though, it seems araki was setting up joshu to be the jobro early on but then forgot about it

fading cove
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how would he met suzie q

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and the siblings

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hope this doesnt get retconned for part 9

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but jesus coming back in 1970 and the whole norisuke in the race is all pretty planned out

steep lodge
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Joseph and suzie q probably just met because of fate or something

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I don't see why this would be retconned

fading cove
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well i dont want to be spoiled so i wont ask the next question

light oracle
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I wanna see Part 8 Joseph

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Hell, I wanna see the whole P8 p2

minor ore
grizzled pilot
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all of part 2 happened pretty much panel-for-panel in SBRverse too it's just equally relevant as it was in jolyneverse

supple totem
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I want to see everyone part 8

rich hearth
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Oh god oh fuck is that a part of the Requiem arrow josukEEH

supple totem
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Beetle boner

minor ore
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kabutomushi

violet coral
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Jobin: gets sexually aroused by his wife's nose because it's pointy like his beetles

void viper
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And people say joshu is the degenerate

supple totem
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I want morioh cho radio in part 8

violet coral
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moni moni moni MORIOH O CHO RADIIOOOO!

supple totem
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We love morioh cho

minor ore
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When the anime hits probably

tawny mist
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See ya in 30 years then

topaz vale
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ok what the fuck
i hate the fact that this theory actually makes sense on some level

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it's so batshit insane that it's exactly what araki would do

supple totem
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No

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Stop with king crimson theory

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Reeee

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Plz

minor ore
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this theory is utter bs

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lmao

manic anvil
void viper
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oh my god stop making me hyped for stuff araki would never do

manic anvil
fallen trellis
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Can the Rokakaka even exchange non-physical things like memories

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Calling it now: Josuke will lose one of his pairs of balls in exchange for Soft and Wet Requiem

old marlin
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@fallen trellis well Jousuke didnt have any memories and never gained any back so it's safe to assume it's only a physical exchange

steep lodge
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maybe not "memories" per se, but the parts of the brain that store them

old marlin
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I thought of that as well

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I'm unsure of how Brains store memories but if it's as simple as "brain keep this here" then maybe that's transfering memories

steep lodge
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holly has parts of her brain missing (maybe because of the rokakaka)
and the parts missing are responsible for perception and processing of information

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thats probably why she thinks her fingers are food

dawn pond
grizzled pilot
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yo dude... where you at right now

old marlin
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Please say sike right now

dawn pond
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It’s called the Ohio Buckeye

old marlin
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Please say sike

grizzled pilot
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brb sending my rock human squad out there. you're fucked

void viper
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me and the rock humans on our way to fucking kill people with conkers

minor ore
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That's just gappy's sack after exchanging one nut for requiem

verbal lily
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jojo is a real

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@dawn pond how many balls u got

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we gotta check

dawn pond
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Lemme check

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1

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2

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3???

verbal lily
supple totem
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4?!!

verbal lily
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5̷͏̟

minor ore
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i think we're really glad that mista isnt in this AU

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hed be scared of josuke

fading cove
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why cant jonny have a good ending 😭

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breaks my heart 😦

burnt kite
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He died saving his son, that's an honorable death

fading cove
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💔

supple totem
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Dang.

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That was must have been a difficult dicision to make for Johnny

minor ore
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eh

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id say he made it pretty quickly, considering his attitude

cosmic marten
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i'm doing a jojo rpg set in 1910 and i was really excited to make johnny joestar show up at some point and then i started reading part 8

kind owlBOT
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@cosmic marten, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !

tawdry sigil
void viper
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dude don't post Soft and wet requiem araki doesn't want us to know about that yet 😳

minor ore
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It kinda looks like he's holding an oversized stand arrow ngl

tiny anvil
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Hey, i just caught up with part 8. Is there a specific day when the next chapter comes out?

proud stag
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I dunno chief, maybe you blind joshu

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19th

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as for Japan.

tiny anvil
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Okay

hoary sun
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Johnny survived d4c love train and got killed by les feuilles. Life be like that sometimes

violet coral
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Jotaro beat DIO but lost to a rat. Life be like that sometimes

minor ore
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Okay

proud stag
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not funny. Didn't laugh

minor ore
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Okay

void viper
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Not funny, didn't laugh

minor ore
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is there some kind of way to read part 8 on mobile?

grizzled pilot
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download it

minor ore
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mangadex

minor ore
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||a friend of mine made these around when chapter 60 came out and it's been an inside joke since... top tier foreshadowing??||

grizzled pilot
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why did your friend make these

minor ore
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he's an oracle

minor ore
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what if jojolion just ended next month

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axed

vapid bear
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Soft and Wet? Malleable and Moist.

kind owlBOT
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@vapid bear, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !

dawn pond
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Bro wtf @proud stag

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Hi

echo sun
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King Nothing is a great song

graceful sedge
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@minor ore manga rock

minor ore
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👌 thanks

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Mangadex too

fallen trellis
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Mangadex doesn't have an app tho

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I use Manga storm to pull from Dec's website

minor ore
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@echo sun YES

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it's like Enter Sandman

but better

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yes king nothing > enter sandman

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it's like they just made Enter Sandman way better

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❤

echo sun
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Spitting the facts

supple totem
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Mr sandman

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Bring me a dream

minor ore
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I probably would agree if i didn't get overburned on both songs

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King nothing sounds more badass than sandman so sure

minor ore
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tachiyomi is the best manga app imo but is android only

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@minor ore

rocky charm
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Oh so it's the best app but only on the best devices

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seems like a win-win

violet coral
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Hey so this might just be an araki forgot, but since it is confirmed that holly kira is a stand user, what do you guys think her stand is?

rocky charm
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Every Rose Has Its Thorn

supple totem
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It would be cool if the stand could like put people at ease

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Like calm them down and feel safe

violet coral
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I was surprised that she was able to see paisly park, and I guess araki felt the need to make holly a stand user.

minor ore
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or araki forgot that she wasnt so she developed a stand rq

fallen trellis
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i still wonder what part 3 holly's stand would have done if she could control it

rocky charm
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Holly: sees Paisley Park
Fanbase: Oh my god is she a Stand User?

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Araki: oh fuck

kind sun
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Ok guys do you think part 8 will have a really sad scenes?

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Because i do

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I bet that Norisuke and Yasuho will die

left iris
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are you caught up with the part

minor ore
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It can turn dark

fallen trellis
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someone is getting sacrificed to save tsurugi because i doubt araki would kill off such a young kid (unless i'm forgetting someone)

kind sun
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And Jobin will die

fallen trellis
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Most likely

left iris
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tsurugi dying would be painful

kind sun
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It needs to be someone we are attached to

minor ore
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Jobin no death

left iris
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shigechi was a kid but tbf he had like

minor ore
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Jobin slay everyone

kind sun
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Yasuho will most likley die

void viper
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no

fallen trellis
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Oh right, him

kind sun
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She is a jobro

void viper
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I'm sueing araki if yasuho dies

kind sun
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They always die

fallen trellis
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Sometimes I forget Shigechi was only supposed to be like 12

left iris
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3 episodes? less than 30 chapters

void viper
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okuyasu

kind sun
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Okuyasu died

void viper
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hermes

kind sun
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He returend from death tho

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Herems died

void viper
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yeah but not really

kind sun
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No she really did

void viper
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yeah but then she didn't

left iris
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speedwagon....

kind sun
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She did

left iris
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i dont think yasuho will die

void viper
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yeah, but then she didn't

kind sun
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If not Yasuho then who?

left iris
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itd be like killing koichi

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uhhhh joshu yeah he dies

kind sun
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It needs to be sad

minor ore
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i think Joshu, Jobin and Rai will die

kind sun
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JoJolion had 0 sad moments

left iris
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mamezuku probably wont die

minor ore
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JoJolion had 0 sad moments

wrong

kind sun
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Rai wont die

minor ore
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Kira's death

kind sun
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He already had near death expiereince

left iris
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he had his fakeout already soooo

void viper
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Mamezuku will die

rocky charm
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I think Josuke, Yasuho, Joshuu, Jobin, Tsurugi, Haato, Kaato, Norisuke, Daiya, and Mitsuba will die

left iris
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nahhhh

kind sun
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Yasuho will die

left iris
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what about kyo

kind sun
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Jobin will probably kill her

left iris
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kyo will die for sure i say she has like 10 chapters left at most

kind sun
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That amount of deaths is impossibile

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There are like 3 treats left

left iris
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hato, joshu and daiya are going to survive

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bc theyre not relevant lol

void viper
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Joshu is always relevant

grizzled pilot
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josuke will live

left iris
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ok but joshu is too good

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literally cant die

kind sun
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The final battle will be between Jobin and Josuke fighting over who will get the fruit

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And who will save their family member

left iris
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kyo (even if more irrelevant than joshu and his sisters) at least has her relationship w holly and kira so shes probably getting killed off within the next 10 chapters

kind sun
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Kyo isnt even relevant to the story

left iris
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plus she wasnt in chapter 83s family photo so i call paper moon king bullshit just like in ozon baby and ojiro again

kind owlBOT
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@left iris, Your Stand Power is now level 4 !

steep lodge
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also someone has to eat the new rokakaka to heal holly

rocky charm
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Oh I forgot Kyo existed

left iris
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dont worry araki did too thats why shes not in chapter 83

kind sun
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Yeah im 100% sure Jobin will die

left iris
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i still call pmk tho

kind sun
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He is the maim villain after all and they always die

rocky charm
#

What's pmk?

left iris
#

paper moon

rocky charm
#

@kind sun Dio didn't die in Part 1

kind sun
#

He still died

rocky charm
#

Also I don't know if Jobin's the main villain

#

He doesn't have a Fate Stand

left iris
#

nah i say tsurugis the main villain

kind sun
#

The latest chapter basically confirms its him

rocky charm
#

And every villain from 4-7 has had a Fate Stand

kind sun
#

And Speed king will get a powerup

hidden smelt
#

What do you mean fate stand

kind sun
#

Every main villain needs to fuck with time and space

hidden smelt
#

Oh

kind sun
#

Thats always how it works

left iris
#

vampire that can stop time and wants to rule over the world
a child whos about to die

kind sun
#

Tsurugi cant be the main villain

left iris
#

bet

kind sun
#

He is 9

#

It cant be him

#

Its Jobin

left iris
#

yeah and kars is like 5000 tf is your point

kind sun
#

Its cant be Tsurugi

#

No way

left iris
#

im kidding btw BUT tsurugi being a major antagonist would be metal as fuck

rocky charm
#

Guys what if Jojolion just stops

#

Like next month Araki just starts writing Part 9

left iris
#

as in a major fight vs josuke

pastel adder
#

tsurugi fuses with norisuke and is main villain change my mind

kind sun
#

Impossibile

minor ore
#

no we have to get 89...

kind sun
#

JoJolion will soon end

left iris
#

chapter 89 is skipped

kind sun
#

We will have the fight witn Yasuho ex boyfriend

#

And we will see the final battle

hidden smelt
#

Tsurugi will probably be forced to fight but most likely not the main villain

steep lodge
pastel adder
#

there's more than just tooru then final fight lmao

rocky charm
#

I'll never get over Battle Tendency being t9 chapters

left iris
#

oh shit its poor tom

kind sun
#

Tsurugi took the apearence of the head doctor

minor ore
#

Tsurugi using yellow temperance

left iris
#

but yeah i think kyos gonna die

kind sun
#

There will be sad death

rocky charm
#

Who will die?

kind sun
#

And Araki knows that our favourite character is Yasuho

#

So...

rocky charm
#

I don't know any "Kyo Nijimura"

#

Who are you talking about

kind sun
#

Kyo Kira*

#

Or Kyo Joestar

left iris
#

imagine if norisukes death was an accident like norisuke stepped on the origami without knowing and he died and tsurugi goes to check on him and hes like oh no

analog ether
rocky charm
#

Kyostar

kind sun
#

Oh fuck i killed grandpa

#

What now

left iris
#

tsurugi uses norisukes computer to google "how to hide a body"

analog ether
#

"Body bags for sale"

#

I guess they had a few spare lying around

rocky charm
#

They work in the fruit industry

#

Sometimes you gotta dispose of some bodies

analog ether
#

the most cuthroat business
japanese fruit parlor business

kind sun
#

But really i wasnt able to believe the head doctor was 89 years old

#

Like really 89 years old?

left iris
#

yeah the fact that hes 89 years old caught me off guard

#

like is araki genuinely expecting us to believe that the head doctor is 89 years old

steep lodge
#

what if he isn't 89 years old

analog ether
#

rock human ages are all made up and fake in the first place

left iris
#

yeah hes probably like 200 lol

analog ether
#

that'd probably make him even older tho

rocky charm
#

Are we sure he's 89 years old?

kind sun
#

Yeah being 89 years old is so bizzare.

rocky charm
#

It just sounds so out there

#

If he were 88, I'd get it

kind sun
#

For real 89?

#

88 yeah

rocky charm
#

If he were 90, it'd still make sense

kind sun
#

90 hell yeah

#

But 89?

rocky charm
#

But 89, really?

kind sun
#

Wtf

rocky charm
#

No dignity, Araki

#

At least try to make your story somewhat believable

left iris
#

hes speedwagon you guys

rocky charm
#

(btw this is my favorite Part 8 meme it's just so silly)

kind sun
#

This conversation was proably what Rai thinked during the doctor wu arc

left iris
#

i loved the head doctor arc bc nothing happened at all

#

...until rais leg happened

#

it was just "hes 89" "hes 89" "wtf is he really 89"

steep lodge
#

and tooru slidin' into yasuhos dms

left iris
#

that too

#

i really wanna know whats up w him

kind sun
#

Keep in mind that Speedwagon ws 89 years old when he died

steep lodge
#

idk i think he is a red herring

kind owlBOT
#

@steep lodge, Your Stand Power is now level 3 !

kind sun
#

And the head doctor looks like him

#

So head doctor can be au speedweed

left iris
#

satoru "speedwagon" akefu and his stand, kars

hidden smelt
#

I've said this before but I think toorus ability is to manipulate your memories and he never knew yasuho

analog ether
#

oo that would be some kooky stuff

pastel adder
#

head doctor is AU joeseph don't @ me

rocky charm
#

*kinky stuff

left iris
#

what about the pic he sent though

rocky charm
#

shopped

analog ether
#

fake bro

rocky charm
#

It's 2011, people can do that

kind sun
#

Yo thats lit

left iris
#

its paper moon king

kind sun
#

Manipulating memories makes snese

analog ether
#

it's the 21st century we got smarthpones in that

rocky charm
#

Remember when Yasuho said she'd "nnever seen a man naked"

hidden smelt
#

Ahh that's hot

kind sun
#

Liek california king bed but it doesnt suck

rocky charm
#

But then Tooru comes in and is like "I used to get you so wet, Yasuho"

kind sun
#

@rocky charm YOOOOO

rocky charm
#

And Yasuho's like "don't talk about that"

kind sun
#

Holy shit

#

This is either Araki forgot

left iris
#

itd be great

kind sun
#

Or you are a genius

rocky charm
#

Not me

left iris
#

nahhh i dont think hes forgotten stuff like that or kyos existence

rocky charm
#

Everyone's been bringing that up

kind sun
#

Holy shit this blew my mind

rocky charm
#

And PregoSauce is the one who suggested memory manipulation

pastel adder
#

It would make sense I suppose

rocky charm
#

It makes an awful lot of sense

left iris
#

ill never shut up about kyo dying okay

kind sun
#

Holy moly

pastel adder
#

please show me tooru next chapter araki

kind sun
#

This is big brain time

rocky charm
#

Guys

#

Remember when Part 8 started with naked Jousuke

#

And then we had naked bath girl and BDSM pics

kind sun
#

Yes

rocky charm
#

And we STILL haven't gotten naked Yasuho?

hidden smelt
#

The only other memory based stand jailhouse lock I think

rocky charm
#

Like, what's up with tthat?

hidden smelt
#

I want naked yasuho

rocky charm
#

We all want naked Yasuho

#

Can we start a petition for Araki to publish an official doujin?

kind sun
#

Like Araki putted all the nsfw stuff in tje first 20 chapters

#

And he is now satisifed

hidden smelt
#

Actually I want naked yasuho with naked josuke

rocky charm
#

It wasn't even 20

#

It was like 4

#

First volume: "Watch out, boys, this is an ADULT series NOW"

#

Rest of JJL: nvm it's just more Jojo

kind sun
#

Yeah pretty much

#

If not those first moments JoJolion could count as shonen

left iris
#

poor tom was doin it during the ozon baby arc

hidden smelt
#

The only hot thing in jojolion is speed king and joshu

left iris
#

nothing was shown but its still worth a mention

kind sun
#

Valenitne almost raped Lucy

#

And it was shonen

rocky charm
#

No, I'm pretty sure it was Seinen

hidden smelt
#

Valentine's wife also almost raped lucy

rocky charm
#

He moved to a new magazine, right?

#

Gangan or some shit

#

idk

kind sun
#

Remember those bath scenes with Polnareff and Hayato

#

That was shonen

rocky charm
#

And Anne

#

Can't forget orapeutang

pastel adder
#

SBR started in jump and moved to ultra jump

rocky charm
#

Ultra Jump

#

That's it

pastel adder
#

so all that was while in a seinen mag

kind sun
#

I reread thw chapter 1

#

I didnt notice that Yasuho said thay she never saw a man naked

#

She said she doesnt know much about it

#

Which still is really suspicious

void viper
#

tooru that prick

#

grrrrrrrrrrrr

minor ore
#

Hey what's going on?

#

I'm talking about P8 btw

void viper
#

well if you've uhh read it you'd know?

#

like, do you want a full plot synopsis?

#

I'm confused

minor ore
#

Me too

void viper
#

sane :/

hidden smelt
#

It just works

plush jackal
#

Remember when Part 8 started with naked Jousuke
And then we had naked bath girl and BDSM pics

And we STILL haven't gotten naked Joshu?

hidden smelt
#

Exactly

#

And you already know Joshu has that big dick energy

analog ether
#

I want to see Joshu's Nuts N' Bolts

minor ore
#

Is Joshu a power bottom?

kind owlBOT
#

@minor ore, Your Stand Power is now level 3 !

minor ore
#

I'm glad this brought me to lvl 3

minor ore
#

Nah, Joshu's a passive bottom

burnt kite
#

Joshu is an omega bottom

minor ore
#

Gappy has 4 Balls

thick helm
#

Jobin can warm balls

minor ore
#

Did everyone see that Kyo was mentioned in volume 20?

minor ore
#

when was that?

crisp apex
#

Favourite jojolion character?

old marlin
#

Jousuke

crisp apex
#

Josefumi is nice

minor ore
#

Kira or Jobin

#

Kyo

kind owlBOT
#

@minor ore, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !

fallen trellis
#

Yasuho

grim arch
#

Why doesn't Gappy just use Soft and Wet to remove the blood from people

minor ore
#

because plot

#

or he could plunder other people's noses

scarlet viper
#

Wait I just realised that this is the first time that jojo airs on the same day for Americans and Australians

#

I think

#

Oops wrong chat

minor ore
#

ive been thinking about the blood

#

and i think the general answer is "because his bubbles are too small" but i know its a bad answer

minor ore
#

Got this video suggested

Reminds me of Part 8 SHA

inner yew
#

Plunder could be an instant win, that’s why they’re always fighting remote chase/flee stands.

minor ore
#

tru

#

Still really disappointing that it becomes useless now

slate moat
#

Next Jojo friday will be Jojolion in June next year

violet coral
#

See you in 2080

frozen quiver
#

jojolion colored part 5 never??

true fox
#

Does anyone have the slightest clue how the head doctor's stand works?

grizzled pilot
#

not yet

true fox
#

It seems to me to be just cockblocking anyone who pursues him with highly damaging objects.

violet coral
#

It an anti chase stand

#

as long as you go after the head doctor, you will encounter stuff that will hinder you one way or another

true fox
#

Yeah I figured.

#

I like the ability though, it's pretty fresh imo.

violet coral
#

It's not main villain stand tier but it's still powerful

true fox
#

Yeah, exactly.

#

A little more of Speed King's ability got revealed too, which is hype. Still don't know its full capabilities though.

violet coral
#

if there was a main villain stand, Speed King would be it

minor ore
#

What do you mean @true fox that was its full capabilities

#

unless it gets a powerup ofc

true fox
#

Idk, I just feel there's more to Speed King than we currently know.

grizzled pilot
#

could be the case

fallen trellis
#

If Jobin ends up being the main villain, he's probably going to be revealed to have some power over space like Valentine

#

I think he can change the speed of particles or something like that, which explains his heat ability, but i don't know if that's Main Antagonist worthy

minor ore
#

i like the idea of caato being the main villain, since she already has a stand that can control space

true fox
#

Yeah, her stand still doesn't have a name yet.

minor ore
#

We already know Speed Kings full capability so

true fox
#

Or stats.

#

In fact, most of part 8's stands don't have confirmed stats

minor ore
#

stand stats are worthless anyhow

violet coral
#

KiSs Is BuStEd

#

D4C iS bUsTeD sInCe iT hAs StAr PlAtInUm StAtS

minor ore
#

the emperor's lowest stat being precision when that's almost entirely the point of the stand lul

toxic narwhal
#

Of course d4c is busted

#

It makes you kinda imortal

cosmic marten
#

Unless you meet some neapolitan guy

toxic narwhal
#

But not any napolitan guy

#

It must be the napolitan guy with steel balls

cosmic marten
#

The main villains of JoJolion are Gyro's younger brothers

toxic narwhal
#

Balls so great people start walking again

#

Wouldnt they be dead by now

#

?

#

Unless araki brings back vampires

cosmic marten
#

Vampiric spin

#

They can fire their fangs

violet coral
#

from an objective view: Valentine is the hero

cosmic marten
#

Pfp checks out

toxic narwhal
#

YOU SPUN FOR IT FOOL, GOLDEN SPIN BALL ATTACK

cosmic marten
#

Valentine committed a hate crime against a disabled person

toxic narwhal
#

He can do it. My boy funny is the goddamn president

soft raptor
#

And he killed a foreigner who wasnt mexican

violet coral
#

he also yeeted his own guard because he was sick on the job

toxic narwhal
#

It was still a foreigner. Gotta keep america american

#

Also, that guy wanted to take jesus away from the country

violet coral
#

yeah how dare the cripple do that

toxic narwhal
#

my man funny aint gonna let some magic ball dudes take away christ from the americans

hollow kayak
#

Hey I just finished the Dainenjiyama fight

#

Where he got hit by joubin bus

#

And I was wondering why he turned into stone when he got hit by the bus

minor ore
#

its something that happens to all the rock humans when they die

#

its not that they turn into stone, its just that theyre already stone and kinda crumble

hollow kayak
#

I see

#

Thanks

#

So are they always stone and they just look like flesh?

sleek mason
#

Yeah I think so

hollow kayak
#

Aight

burnt pagoda
#

I cant deicide if jojolion has weaker stands compared previous parts or not

#

at least for minor antagonists and some jo bros

toxic narwhal
#

Well, it has doobie wah

#

Its pretty powerful

crisp cove
#

So is Awaking III Leaves

heavy grove
#

Okay so who is the jobro of the part

#

Yasuho or rai

#

I've see both called the jobro

void viper
#

Yasuho

#

rai is the rohan

heavy grove
#

I figured but I've still seen people think Rai is the jobro

void viper
#

people are wrong :)

#

although, it does kinda make sense

#

but what other jobro was introduced 2/3rds of the way through

heavy grove
#

When was ff introduced?

left iris
#

ff was like chapter 27

#

and even then its hermes lol

heavy grove
#

Hermes has even less screentime than FF though

#

I think

void viper
#

isn't hermes there for like, all the scenes where FF is in?

left iris
#

nah shes not in the punishment ward arcs at all

#

but dont a lot of people say kakyoin is the jobro of part 3

minor ore
#

yeah

kind owlBOT
#

@minor ore, Your Stand Power is now level 5 !

void viper
#

yeah kakyoin is probably the jobro of 3

#

I still say pol is tho ........ :/

left iris
#

yeah i believe its pol

heavy grove
#

No because pol lived

#

All jobros gotta die

left iris
#

say what you will but kakyoin wasnt the one who tried to save jotaro from dio and his stop sign

heavy grove
#

Caesar, William, bruno, whoever is part 6 jobro, gyro

#

All dead

left iris
#

okuyasu....

heavy grove
#

And yasuho probably soon

#

Okuyasu was a special case

minor ore
#

i think Rai will die not Yasuho

#

Nah

#

Rai is like the mista of this part

#

Always getting the worst injuries

#

So he'll survive just like mista

stark fossil
#

Rai seems to have not healed from his injuries

#

Like his fingers

#

I bet he won't die but he'll end up as a spaghetti on the floor that can't move

minor ore
#

what’s y’all take on Tooru

#

that’s how you spell it right

stark fossil
#

Ja

grizzled pilot
#

that's fine

stark fossil
#

I could see him sacrificing himself for Yasuho just to flex on Josuke one last time

#

He's definitely a Stand user but I have no idea what his agenda is

minor ore
#

Imagine if Tooru ends up becoming a jobro

void viper
stark fossil
#

More likely to end becoming a corpse

void viper
minor ore
#

josuke finna end that man with his own 7 page rush attack

#

12 page ora

#

part 8 needs more ora ora moments.

#

it's pretty boring without them tbh

#

inb4 20 page ora

void viper
#

speed king last chapter was a pretty ora ora moment

#

but it was more of a "tssssssssssss AAAAAAAAAA" moment

stark fossil
#

I always saw Oras as a kind of "this means I have won the fight"

#

So I don't really miss them

minor ore
#

I just sont see the value in them

grizzled pilot
#

theyre cool

#

they win the fight. now you get to see this douche get the shit beat out of him

#

what more could you want

minor ore
#

i really like vitamin c's single punch punishment

#

had a lot more "oomph" to it

#

same for aphex twins get taunted before exploding into flames

#

oras are a little generic at this point

true fox
#

Agreed.

left iris
#

id say they have more value now since theyre practically absent from sbr and jjl

#

if we get ora ora stuff in the next chapters its gonna be against the baddest of bads

minor ore
#

thats true. did sbr have a single ora?

left iris
#

act 4 vs d4c

#

i also remember gyro shouting "ora" every now and then after throwing a steel ball

wispy gorge
#

Hey is there gonna be more color chapters then 62

heavy grove
#

Yeah it just takes a while

wispy gorge
#

Oh thank you

heavy grove
#

No problem

minor ore
#

They already colored up until chapter 70

true fox
#

I kinda liked the return of Fun Fun Fun and its apparent buff, but was sad to see it and Ojirou get BTFO by Speed King so easily.

heavy grove
#

Fun Fun Fun didnt really get a buff but yeah

#

And speed kings ability reveal was great

wispy gorge
#

Oh

#

How do you read it @minor ore

heavy grove
minor ore
#

B&W, but Jojo's Colored Adventure translates the colored ones

wispy gorge
#

Oh

heavy grove
#

Wait I dont think I have the colored link brb

#

Here @wispy gorge

wispy gorge
#

Thank you

heavy grove
#

No problem

wispy gorge
#

Is there an app on phone?

true fox
#

I'm pretty sure it did, Ojirou had to hurt someone first before he could mark them. He marked Tsurugi without the boy having any visible wounds.

heavy grove
#

I dont think so

#

I think it's just Google or safari

wispy gorge
#

Oh

heavy grove
#

You might be right @true fox , I'll have to reread the chapters to be sure

#

I thought I saw somewhere when tsurugi got hurt but I might be wrong

true fox
#

Yeah when Ojirou showed up to the estate Tsurugi got immediately marked iirc

heavy grove
#

Yeah but maybe he got injured when they first met

#

At the cliff

#

He might have gotten it then

true fox
#

True

#

Wait no, I don't think he did at the cliff. Ojirou has to be directly above someone for his ability to work I thought?

heavy grove
#

He has to be above them to control them

#

They can still get injured and have the mark

#

@true fox

true fox
#

Ah ok

heavy grove
#

I'll have to reread to be 100% sure but that's what I think happened

analog ether
slow talon
#

Late to the talk but Ojirou was above them, he was on the roof.

#

You can see it after he takes the phone from tsurugi

loud jay
#

@wispy gorge

#

Manga rock is on phones and has all of JoJo colourised

true fox
#

@slow talon Yeah I thought so.

ivory dirge
#

I haven't read Jojolion yet but I'm here to say josuke and kira are hot

#

That is all

proud stag
#

ok

void viper
#

@ivory dirge read the manga

ivory dirge
#

I need to read the rest of 6 and start 7 first

void viper
#

Understandable

tidal ocean
#

understandable, have a great day

#

SBR>Jojolion

true fox
#

I'd wait till P8 ends before comparing it to the other parts.

void viper
#

too late!!!!!!!!!!

#

I've already done it!

burnt pagoda
#

who is currently the most morraly ve?

#

-ve

#

i mean bad

void viper
#

johnny

true fox
#

I am enjoying Jojolion thoroughly though.

burnt pagoda
#

cant think of anyone whos evil and alive in jojolion rn

glass lily
#

I already had the feeling part 8 would become my favourite even before reading it just because of how josuke looks

burnt pagoda
#

joubin dose kill an innosent

#

woman

true fox
#

Kaato might be evil too

burnt pagoda
#

yeah but shes been so irlevent

#

post intro

glass lily
#

Being an antagonist in jojolion doesn't hold much meaning

kind owlBOT
#

@glass lily, Your Stand Power is now level 17 !

burnt pagoda
#

could it be that by the end the higashikata line is iradicated?

true fox
#

Who knows.

#

We know Norisuke got killed though.

burnt pagoda
#

its being bought up that that the family is in or gonna get in masive trouble

#

and pt 8 has some parallels to pt 6

#

not as much as 4 and 5 though

#

if we s had a main vllan fights a bad guy

#

there might be 2 more fights till the last streach

#

which would be head doctor and toru

#

which would have to happen during two days

pine walrus
#

jobin and kaato main villain duo question mark

true fox
#

I don't think Tooru's a bad guy though.

burnt pagoda
#

unless all conflits are resolved before harvest

true fox
#

He always just seems to be at the wrong place at the wrong time.

burnt pagoda
#

mhmm

kind owlBOT
#

@burnt pagoda, Your Stand Power is now level 7 !

pine walrus
#

Joshu's barber is the real main villain of jojolion

burnt pagoda
#

pucci makes 1 half of the baby to grow old

void viper
#

that isn't like a link at all

burnt pagoda
#

yeah

#

ishould delet that

void viper
#

well you don't have to delete it

burnt pagoda
#

i did

#

im just grasping at straws to link pt 5 and 6 to 8

void viper
#

there probably isn't much of a link to 6

burnt pagoda
#

yes

void viper
#

but 5: they're going after a mysterious head of a shady illegal operation

#

in both parts

burnt pagoda
#

head is hiding identity

#

and we got urbangoullia and

#

doremi

void viper
#

yeah they're obviously secco and cicollotta

true fox
#

I wanna see Kyo again.

#

Her stand is awesome.

burnt kite
#

Question: what are y'all's favorite Stands of Part 8 so far?

void viper
#

Speed king, uhhhh

#

Soft and wet

#

That’s it I’m not really a fan of any of the other ones

left iris
#

ozon baby and speed king are great

grizzled pilot
#

vitamin c

#

king nothing

#

soft and wet

#

eh i think i'll leave it as a top three

#

i like a lot of JJL stands

void viper
#

vitamin C as an arc, yes

#

as a stand, no

grizzled pilot
#

vitamin c is such a cool stand

#

mostly its design i love

#

but also the power and effect

minor ore
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Every stand tbh

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Top tier designs this time

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But abilities are a bit ehhhh

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Nut king call is probably my favorite

void viper
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I love plunder as an ability

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shame it's never going to be used ever again

pastel adder
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Plunder would allow for such unique and fun fights but Araki never uses it :((

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so many possibilities

void viper
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that's just how I view most of part 8

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wasted

minor ore
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Remember those exploding bubbles?

cyan viper
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part 8 ending never

minor ore
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Araki was pushing that as josuke's new ability for awhile

cyan viper
void viper
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I do not recall those exploding bubbles

minor ore
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They were used in vitamin c and aphex twins

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Just those two though

void viper
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that'll probably be why I don't recall them tbh

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because vitamin C is memorable for other reasons and the aphex twins aren't memorable at all

minor ore
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They are

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But for the josuke fist fight

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Every josuke fist fight moment is memorable

void viper
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I legitmately can't remember that fight at all

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I can't even remember if yashuo was there or not

minor ore
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Yasuho was not there

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It was karera

void viper
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and tbh you could've said it takes place just after fun fun fun or right before doctor wu and I wouldn't even bat an eye

minor ore
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Gappy does some legit street fighting

void viper
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yeah I know karera was there but I didn't know if yashuo was there also

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I have to re-read jojolion at somepoint

minor ore
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Don't

void viper
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:(

thick helm
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ah c'mon JJL ain't that bad

minor ore
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imagine not knowing that JJL is the best part

stoic charm
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Why everyone calls Josuk8 Gappy

grizzled pilot
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gap in his front teeth

stoic charm
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Ah.

left iris
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jjl is great

minor ore
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jjl is best

tawny mist
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Calling him gappy is also just less confusing

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So we dont have to say Josuke 8 or something like that

void viper
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Jousuke

knotty mango
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JJL isnt worth a reread

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It isnt that good

tawny mist
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It keeps the plot going besides the one arc of milagro man

minor ore
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It’s the most interesting part

wispy gorge
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@loud jay thank you

loud jay
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<3

thick helm
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It's one of the coolest parts tbh

void viper
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It’s a pretty cool part

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Just very forgetful for me for some reason

minor ore
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jjl has such different stands tbh

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they work in concepts

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like "im above you and you are injured so i can control you"

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or "i increase pressure and can lock off an area"

void viper
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I don’t like the stands for the most part tbh

minor ore
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or whatever

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comparing that to part 3 or 4 stands where they were literally evil spirits

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"i am a ghost and i am strong"

void viper
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Yeah part 3 stands were shit too

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Imo part 5 and 7 just nailed stands so well

wispy gorge
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@loud jay does it stop at 62?

loud jay
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Oh yeah it might not be completely translated, I haven’t read JoJolion yet