#jojolion
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Did you have a stroke?
If you fuck a girl like hours before she gives birth is it a threesome
we need a stand named back in black
someone slap this man on r/ihadastroke
Yes
It was autocorrect
hmm
@tidal mason, Your Stand Power is now level 16 !
What if it's sextuplets
well then
16 gang
I got level 16 for answering a threesome joke
Imagine giving birth to a pregnant baby
NO
more like getting level 16 for thinking about a threesome joke
STAP
we're reaching levels that are far beyond jojo
What's the youngest someone's gotten pregnant
head doctor is hazamada
Epic
Instant grandma
Wtf
youngest mother is 5 from the looks of it
we have ascended from jojoke
we need to get back to the jojokes
see ya
Bye
I still find it funny that Ojiro is turning out to be a threat in the latest chapters
see ya
I didn't expect ojirou to be ripped
I didn't either. The tanned skin really threw me off at first too. I could barely tell it was him at first
big tiddy goth gf has died
Even worse

The last one
@hidden smelt, Your Stand Power is now level 10 !
I hope DP makes Gyro's death hit as hard as Narancia's death with them adding stuff
Narancia was sad too
Because he was talking about going home
And it came out of nowhere
But those scenes they added with Fugo hit hard
Why they really need to animate PHF
I keep seeing that PHF was contradicted and I'm assuming it's with Fugo's backstory, but what else was contradicted?
I'm still reading it
But I can't think of any
Other than the narcotics team never being mentioned in Vento aureo I think
Huh. Maybe I should read it to see if I can find anything
I like thinking of character not in the jojo universe and giving them stands
Like Gru from despicable me
I never really think of that, but I do like the memes of people from other medias having Stands
I've definitely heard some great things about it
And any more Fugo content is fine by me
The stands are as unique as Arakis stands
What if Josefumi is a descendent of the zepelli’s
So Gappy is a joestar and a zepelli
Which is why his bubbles are spinning strings
And why he made up that song about french fries like gyro did about mozarella
Mozzarella*
Back again
That's a good theory
And they both have strange colored lips right?
Colored lips are kinda normal
Yeah, but I’m thinking about josuke doing the go go zepelli smile
and im seeing a resemblance
Oh
Does anyone have any theories about who the main villain is?
The head doctor
We don’t know if that’s even his stand
We don't know his stand
I think Tooru is protecting the head doctor
He’s the one that framed josuke to get to yashuo
I think after tooru is beaten there will be a romance between yashuo and josuke
I want Kaato to be the main villain
Cause her ability is slightly similar to Valentine's
Kaato can just store things can't she?
Yeah Isnt her ability to hide things in the cards?
Yeah
That's probably not all since we haven't seen much of it, like with the head doctor
And jobin's stand isnt final villain worthy either
That we know of
We don’t know it’s true power. Controlling heat isn’t it
He can definitely kill people even by accident
Have they revealed his stand stats?
Idk
Because its development potential might be high
Idk what it is
I looked it up but haven't found anything
Do they still use the old stand stats?
Ye
I think
I can't remember
I don't remember Stand stats being used in quite a while
There are none in jjl afaik
We haven’t seen a new stand in a bit
Last stand we got was lll Leaves
we just got a3l not long ago
And I love 3 leaves
There was a few in the beginning
3 leaves is great
A3L is sick
Yeah I think the stand stats just describe the abilities now
I also wonder how long jojolion is gonna be
@heavy grove, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !
If its gonna be longer like stone ocean or shorter like sbr
I think it's nearing the end
I’m thinking we only have fights with tooru, jobin, kaato, and the head doctor left
I’m back
I want more stands
SBR felt longer than stone ocean to me
I see you guys made it back to jojo
Yeah i had a theory that josefumi is a zepelli.
Good
cool jojo stuff
Yeah
Rodrick is my favorite jojo character
How would josefumi be related though @hoary sun
Gyro’s dad had another kid, or gyro had a kid we didn’t know about, like with the baron
Gyro did have sex alot
A bastard maybe
Or maybe a zepelli followed johnny to morioh because of his relationship with gyro
And settled down there like he did
I'm so angry
Why
I just got fucking spoiled hardcore
What spoiler
On Kira's death
Which kira
Like I'm scrolling through IG casually and I see Kira dying and I read the comments and all I see is "RIP" or 💔
Or to be more specific a manga panel
Part 8 kira?
So I'm assuming it's part 8 Kira
Yeah
Oh
Yeah
Jojolion chapter 88 Teaser ||https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/568631974533660672/600897643610243072/image0.png||
Is it translated yet?
I don’t really know
I don't even think its out yet
I think like he said its a teaser
unless you meant has the teaser been translated
Yeah
Oof
@true junco, Your Stand Power is now level 5 !
if only he could, but that glimpse into the future Araki gave us shows he won't
Honestly I think Jobin dying would be good, but I need to touch his Gucci before he dies
And then I will take his Gucci
When he dies
YEE
Jobin dying because of a noble cause would be beautiful
Yeah
Jobin is my Gucci boy
He needs to die right
The head doctors stand guys
Leaked image
the final boss, I knew it
The ultimate stand
actually is there a teaser or a leaked pic of ch 88?
Spenge uploaded at least an untranslated page of the next chapter
I bet the Head Doctor will be revealed in ch.89
Im so sad
Now when I read this part whenever I see Kira im just not gonna feel anything
Is this how it feels to get spoiled?

Whenever I see JoJo spoilers
it doesn't impact me much
is Jobin AU Yuya?
no one is really AU anyone
AU Bug-Eaten when


So next chapter is releasing on friday?
I'm finally up to date with JoJolion
Jou
bin
Besides I cant believe that the head doctor is 89 years old
Bruh you're high on the same stuff as mike
if jobin is the main villian he would be my favorite
Besides we still dont know that much about Speed king
Kira is so loved because we get to spend a big portion of time following him around, maybe if jobin gets the same treatment he might be better than kira
true
I dont think it would be nessecery with Joubin
So basically King Nothing is a mix of Highway Star and Moody Blues, or whatever, because it can get locate a person by a scent, and recreate things?
Pretty much
He's just sitting around scheming for half the series, you can't develop a bond with someone if you never watch them struggle
He did struggle
He played a small part in ozon baby
Remember Ozone baby fight?
What chapter is that
Not every jojo villain needs solo arcs
That wasn't really a great fight, he did some heating and speed king drove a car, woooo
I'm talking like a real 1v1
We still got some time untill the final arc
Jobin is the closest person to main antagonist, right?
The only villains people absolutely love are kira nad valentine, both of which had tons of solo arcs
This arcs with fun fun fun user returning seems like Joubin will do something
Kira and Funny Valentine are chads
Best villians ever
If jobin gets a solo arc where he reveals his ability he might get the chad title aswell
I'm not talking threat i'm talking likeability
Dio is not that liked, especially part 3 dio
Dude countless people like Dio
Jobin might be as same as Otoishi, we thought that Otoishi is main villian of part 4, but no he wasn't, maybe same will be with Jobin
Kars is not liked aswell
Kars wasnt as charismatic and iconic as DIO
people like dio because of part 1 where half the series was his solo arc
I never liked Dio that much honestly
And kars had almost no appearance till the very end
Wammu>Kars
Wammu is much better personality
People like villains based on how relatable and likable they are, and usually the more solo arcs the more a villain is loved
That's why jobin needs more solo arcs
How much solo arcs Valentine had?
I think 2 or 3
Depends on what we count solo arc
Nah Joubin feels like a hol horse type
Besides if not Jobin than who will be the main villain?
If he's the main villain all be shocked
Philadelphia, the Whitehouse and love train are all solo arcs
I honestly dunno who might be main villian of jojolion
@minor ore, Your Stand Power is now level 2 !
The head doctor ofc
^
Pffff
I think the head doctor isnt even real and its just some kind of illusion
Made by the ambushing stand
Having said that how will Araki build him up so late in the series
It will be interesting to see
Tbh i don't think there's a main villain at all, but if anyone is gonna have the "it was me all along!" Reveal it has to be HD
Come onnnn its Jobin
We know barely anything about his stand
Dude unless his stand evolves significantly how can Joubin stand up to Gappy
His stand is wack lets be real
He will evolve
isnt it stated that hes hiding his stands abilities?
Almost all jojo villains stand have evolved
Only Pucci and valentine
dio too
And kira just got a extra ability
and kira
Kars,Dio,Kira,Pucci,Valentine
Dio?
They all got power ups
yeah but they all got stronger in a sense
During the big fight
You talking how his timestop increased
dio did the succ on joseph and could stop time for 8 seconds then
or 9
Diavolo and dio had no powerups
True but thats not an evolution
Besides Speed King doesnt need power up
Love train and MIH are evolutions
diavolo was just op himself lmao
The big fight doesnt have to be 1 on 1
It has to be tho
Look at Kira vs Josuke
and we know they are technically not evolutions
Jobin is a pussy if he gets help during his final battle
In part 4
were talking about power ups
Well Kira cheated
^
And even then Josuke needed help
Using stray cat 
Using yoshihiro
for starters, kira had more experience with the stand
AND stray cat
and yoshihiro
We dont know about how much expierience Jobin has
We only know that he had his stand power since young age
jobin is probably jojolions equivalent of diego tbh
Jobin is the most experienced stand user yet
I'll have you know he used his stand to heat up frozen lasagnas at 2 am since childhood
could it also be that stands are partially instinct?
Gotta get that college student lifestyle when you're 10 years old
like josuke knew literally nothing at the beginning yet he used his stand like he always knew it
it also came out of his star
which had a big scar
that was weird
Remember bite marks?
those were a thing lmao
Kira's ghost got hungry and chowed down on some stank gappy shoulder
And yasuho feet
Joshu was so stoopid that he needed bite marks to use his stando
We are about to get our villain vs villain fight
And always in that sort of fights one of the fighters was the main villain
Paper moon king=king crimson
Since when
Or both @minor ore

Jobim gonna die?

Is that from June’s chapter? Or has the July chapter been released a little early?
@crystal patrol it's a sneak peek of the one of this month
Which should probably come on friday
Ooo aight
I found out how Daiya would work in a jojo game
If you attempt to attack her she will make you unable to use one of your abilities
she's a support character in eoh I think and she does something similar
And you have to get her to step in your shadow to get it back
But yeah that is how she would work
And king nothing would be the king of doing nothing in a fighter
I really hope KN gets some fighting ability at some point
i hope she just doesn't die
I wish she wouldn't die but I know she will so I want to get it over with
Since she's the jobro of the part
okuyasu isn't dead so
Part 5 and on is when araki started to kill off a lot of characters
i'd prefer josuk8 to die rather than yasuho
Yeah but he's the main character so
@heavy grove, Your Stand Power is now level 3 !
well it seems that he's willing to sacrifices himself for holy
preview for this month's chapter
What if kyo sacrifices herself for holly? Since im pretty sure they were really close
that would be a nice way to bring kyo back into relevancy
Yeah I wished araki did a lot more with the higashikata family
For now they're just kinda there
but yeah holy was her mom
yeah I hate how he just introduces really cool characters and then they don't do anything
Yeah like they dont do anything with their stands after the arc they appear in
That's one of the things I dont like about jojolion
wait is the chapter out already
2 more days
oh ok
I mean, Jonathan and Jolyne both die so it's not like it'd be out of place for Gappy to get axed.
DOES AREA 51 HAVE ROKAKAKA FRUIT?
it has the stone mask, the stand arrow, the holy corpse and the rokakaka
Area 51 valentine?
Does kaato's stand have a name yet?
Negative
No, not yet.
the guy with the worst stand ever gets to play another role
Hierophant Green
RETo Hottto Chilli PeppArs!
SOFTO ANDO WETTO
ZA FOORU
question time
Is Joshu autistic?
like that would kinda explain why he acts the way he does
another question, why did jobin change his eyebrow style after he shaved itoff
i liked his original curly eyebrows
I guess joubin wanted to try something new
Another question, Is there a translated version of chapter 88 preview?
Ok guys who do you think will die
In jojolion
I think it will be norisuke
And yasuho will be the 2nd jobro to survive
no shit
Maybe Yasuho dies
and in Part 9 the next JoJo is the grandson of Josuke and Daiya
Josuke better be quick before her assets shrink.
Yasuho dying is UNACCEPTABLE
norisuke is big dead
anyone else in the higashikata family is fair game
i think rei will probably die
Is part 8 the first part to not have a gun in it
thusfar
What about part 4?
terunosuke (enigma) used one
Damn I forgot
whats taking colored jojolion so long? like its been 5 months
They don't have a regular schedule (as far as we know) so they just come out whenever Shueisha feels like it
Also, Norisuke is 100% dead, either Gappy or Yasuho will die and I'm hoping it's Gappy but who knows
I don't think Rai will die, he's already almost died twice so why bother killing him
Norisuke was doomed from the start
he was too pure for this world 
there's no use to killing Josuke
he already lost so much
he lost his memories as Josefumi
Josefumi lost his best friend
trying to save Yoshikage just gave him parts of his body
and then he's trying to save Holy
he deserves a rest
but the only way to save holly is to sacrifice yourself and fuse with her
that's why Gappy is going to die, at least that's what i think makes most sense
the orchard fire was an inside job
the problem with josuke dying
is that he's gotta fuck at least once
or no part 9
I mean part 9 isnt guaranteed regardless
definitely in realm of possibility that he dies
well yeah but still
Part 9 isn’t guaranteed yes
But Araki writes in trilogies
Even if he doesn’t mean to
would still be very surprised if he did kill him though, considering the last time a main protag died in their part was part 1...
excluding jolyne pre-reset
josuke blew up but time reset
you talking bites the dust?
ya
hmm
plot twist, this is the anakiss/irene universe
just imagine
that would make emporio as a protag a possibility
irene was just someone with a weird, non-magic birthmark who happened to know people who looked similar to the stone ocean crew
complete coincidence that she met emporio in the new universe
oh that part yeah
It was fate
i'm memeing, irene is of course a "joestar"
thats "is it dios son or jonathans" all over again
Is anyone else finding the new chapters kinda slow and boring?
I mean maybe it's because now I've caught up on reading and can't binge it that it feels slow.
But I feel like the plot isn't going anywhere?
I mean I'm hyped for the Tsugiri stand changing because of her soul thing but it's kinda taking a while?
Isn’t Tsurugi a dude
oh shit i forgot
I haven't read it in a while.
I think I'm actually gonna wait a couple months before getting into reading it again. Might read a couple chapters before to refresh my memory.
Jojo lyooon
Im pretty sure this feeling of things dragging on is a by product of it being a monthly release
yeah and we know how SBR turned out in the end
I doubt jojolion will be as popular as SBR
It's a lot weirder and a lot less edgy
Which manga rating websites absolutely love
yeah true, personally depending on how Jojolion ends it might end up being my favorite part
but its the very niche things about it I like that not everyone would catch on if they are reading it casually
I'm just thankful something like jojolion even exists
Honestly we should be thankful araki exists
we don't deserve araki
How come it took 20 years to make part 8 and 7. But he could make part 1 to 6 in 20 years?
Jojo was created in 1980's
sbr and jojolion are released on a monthly basis while 1-6 were weekly
Is the reason it's not weekly anymore because there is more pages in jojolion and steelball run chapters?
I think it's cuz he switched from shonen jump to ultra jump
ultra jump is targeted towards people 18+ which is what parts 7 and 8 are and they typically have 40+ pages released monthly.
1-6 is targeted towards teenagers and typically have around 20 pages per chapter weekly.
yeah
Araki can also do stuff like show tiddies. Like with Lucy and the girl in the FunFunFun fight.
Well he technically did show a bit of trish nipples in the manga @minor ore
That scene in the car where fugo bumbs on trish's female organs
eh sure I guess. but it's still not like 7&8s nudity
Fugo’s fucking face
Iggy best doggo
coco jumbo best doggo
Hype yall
One more day
Chap 88 is almost guaranteed to have some crazy ass reveal imo
how long do translation usually take?
I'm fairly sure a day
oh nice
when will the new chapter be released?
It's already out in Japan so probably tomorrow we'll get the translation
Started reading jojolion today. Gotta say, it's pretty bizarre
It gets a lot weirder later on
bruh if schott key 1 puts his left hand on a guy’s head
then he puts his right hand inside some other guy’s head
im surprisec were getting info on that arc i assumed that this chapter would stick to tsurugi's
FINALLY
i guess this disproves that the old man is just someone elses stand
i still believe that hes not the main villain though
h y pe
the panels of Hato and Damo have been coloured for a while now.
Doggy Style looks nice though
if you want more
YESSS
this is the week of jojolion gang
Indeed 
@final hawk, Your Stand Power is now level 4 !
mamezuku's color scans 😬
He looks amazing
I need to see the raws
I can't fucking wait for the colored adventure translations
bruh
tfw you're quadraplegic
they made this guy look like a zombie lul
also now that we know the stand is Akefu's and not Tooru's I am very interested to see how Tooru plays out
wait are the new colored chapter out or are those leaks
Idk why but guerilla's design reminds me of the psychos from borderlands
It might be just me
well those screenshots are translated so I'd assume they're out for the japanese audience
doggystyle looks a lot better
Yes
at least rai using it
i think until poor tom
ok
They colored volume 16 and 17
i see
ozone baby is weird
nothing was affected other than people
the house was fine
even though it affects air pressure
increase pressure
it did affect objects though
when
aah yes
im trying to remember
I dont remember the exact details but I think so
Josukes threw out that bubble inside of a bubble thing
and it moved towards poor tom because of the increased pressure near him
ozon baby is a really cool stand but god do I hate tom
like he's so unsettling in general
yeeah
imagine if Josuke gets Soft and Wet Requiem
the wall eyes bite his balls off
wait thats the next chaptr
If you scroll up someone posted the stand page
wait in this most recent chapter?
Yepppp
GANG
YOOOOOO
HYPE
none of our theories were right
english comes out tomorrow right
i knew it all along
tooru is fucking useless
Yeah im super surprised old man wasnt toorus stand
i need to translate this akefu page
when does the translation come out
Ill be mad if he turns out to be an ally though i hate tooru
yeah josuke should get yasuho not tooru
tooru's only ability is to make Yasuho S O A K I N G W E T
sticky fingers
Boy can't wait for tomorrow
yess
when does the translation come out
tomorrow
@craggy belfry as for tooru stand
It's probably some sort of umbrella like thingy
i hate tooru
virgin josuke versus chad tooru
Shady?
kinda
hes kinda written that way, so im pretty certain hes a planned villain
And nosy?
Do you guys think Josefumi and Yoshikage were virgins?
Josefumi probably
Dunno about kira
I wouldn't blame Josefumi
@minor ore, Your Stand Power is now level 6 !
Karera cleans her feet at the dinner table
kira seems like the guy who gets girls even if he doesnt mean to
no class
wait when did she do that
3 people want yasuHO
yeah
Disappointing.
only one aircraft
#onlyoneaircraft
Hospital director
what if i copypaste PHF into google translate then use grammarly on it
Somehow really 89 really?
is he really 89?
i guess
THE Giorno
hes really old
bruh i can't wait for chapter 89 after this
ik
its hard to see
i want to check my face
I wouldnt be surprised if 3 oof

part 7 is still a bit better IMO but that can change
i like the charactes in this pat a lot
also hyped for next friday
It’s gonna be epic
i wonder how theyll do the death loop in the anime
Can’t wait to see scolippi
I hope they add more depth to the finale
cant wait for one last torture dance
I found it kinda undeveloped in the manga
what was his deal again? i dont remember
they better dance on diavolo
gorno govan
torishu
meesta
fugoo
i want to see fugoo
you mean diaboro
So "The wonder of you" is Akefu's stand?
Who knows
So I finished the first volume of jojolion and bro
This part is weird
But also interesting
It just gets weirder
Damn
2
Not yet
The raws are out though
yes
Yeah that's what I was asking thanks
booo
New Araki sketch
nice
Damn freaky
aaaah god colored rai looks really good
Kinda gay doe
yeah dude
actually true
facts
someone on 4chan said about this pic that
It says that its his stand
or they think its his stand
not entirely sure about the phrasing
sheet
not even the ability
and even says they are not sure if it's his stand
shheeeet
overhyped
overhyped?
I hope to God not
Not when we're nearing chapter 90 without any kind of main antagonist
i think head doctor would make for a weak antagonist
I wonder where this red herring would lead to
My guess is is that they defeat the head doctor and he reveals that hes not the one pulling the strings
so ideally after this fight we would know who the true part villain is
he has a weird stand
they are actively trying to figure out his stand
im getting steel ball run, vento auro and stardust crusaders vibes
they kinda do that with every stand fight though, no? especially the chase ones
like a significant part of the born this way fight is just josuke trying to figure out wtf is going on
its def realm of possibility though
you got a point there
but its stand user wasnt a person of interest
they found him, not other way around
theyI were actively searching for him
(them being the jojo team and him being head doctor)
there is a "who shot johnny joestary" level of intrigue to this arc
remember how they tried to figure out valentines stand?
and how johnny explained it to gyro with the getting between stuff?
im getting the exact same vibes from the plant appraiser with the "bumping into things" thing
I'm still rooting for caato being the main villain, solely because shes been shown to have a space manipulation stand and itd make a nice pattern
@supple totem, Your Stand Power is now level 9 !
the horrifying truth behind Caatos stand
[3:01 PM] Khris: jjca haven't done them yet [3:02 PM] Khris: they are just translators
jjca aren't translators they're just typesetters
Cursed
what is this and what have you done
He’s ascended to the next plane
is that the true power of the rokakaka? 
He fused with himself
higagih josusoj
nice one
@grizzled pilot oh good to know
Good lord, what is that image
Pain
“Maybe if I split one more time I can get 8 balls” -Josuke
Guys did Gappy ever mentioned Kyo being his sister after he found who he is
yeah not really
Biologically he is
Still
Kira's corpse was still there
Gappy has his balls
Does that mean they can have sex though
They do
Yeah but only a little bit
Well thing is Araki is dum and
He aslo have two tongues and half eyes
It said Gappy there was a 99% dna match with Kira's hair
Oh so gappy is half and half
Which doesn't make much sense to me
Yeah meaning that Kyo Kira is his sister
The fuse is still pretty confusing and inconsistent imo
Ok so josefumi fed one rokakaka into Kira, which healed him but josefumi was turning into rocks
Its either her or that wamen that left Josefumi to drown
@ocean mirage yeah I mean the outcome doesn't make much sense
Does the rokakaka know?
With the half eyes and tongues when Kira's face was still normal iirc
after the exchange
I think they mentioned that he wants the fruit to save Holy
Yo remember that Kyo also tries to get the fruit with her amazing stand
And the she just disapeared fron the story
She wanted to kill Josuke lol
Still the fact that Jojolion intriduces so many cool stands and doesnt even mentions them again is a crime
I'm still disappointed she didn't somehow join Josuke and the gang by this point
she knows that the walleye fuses things
Like where is California King Bed?
not yet, there's a lot of plot here guys
Kyo is not Josuke's sister
She is
And kiras dna
kira is dead
And fashion style
His dna matches 99%
i do believe that josuke is the new being but in fact he's a product of two people
Gappy is both of them, that's undeniable
doesn't make me my dad
The dna match was with the hair tho I think
Gappy isn't Kira.
Even if 75% of his body is Josefumi, he's still Kira too
He has his traits, but the soul of Yoshikage Kira is gone.
Hey your sister is still related to your father
so kira's body and josefumi's mind?
By that logic then Josefumi is gone too, he didn't retain neither of his memories
No, it's Josefumi's body and mind with pieces of Kira spliced.
It's Josefumi's body
Josuke is Kira and Josefumi
All you have to do is read the beginning of the volume
but josefumi was turning into stones
Soft & Wet has killer queens powers
No?
Partially
Kyo acknowledged that S&W has both Kira and Josefumi's ability, kind of
The twins also acknowladg it
Although that "plunder" part of Josefumi isn't used frequently
Anyway its just silly that she isnt helping his gang
now concede
Josuke is trying to save her mom after all
^^
Ok so if he isnt Kira
I don't see how it has kq's abilities
Than Josuke is the first jojo who has no direct connection with the Joestars
He is crying because of the dessert
Josefumi had the Joestar Birthmark.
Imposibile
maybe the kira's part of gappy hasn't awake yet
Read the manga.
I blame the wiki for spreading misinformation about Josefumi and Kira being "fused"
Equivalent Exchange doesn't work like that.
...and not Araki when he literally said they are a fusion?
He does
@minor ore Araki disagrees with you bud
So what is Josefumis dad Joseph Joestar?
oh shit
This is so bizzare
IDK when Araki said that but in the most recent volume it says this so
He must've changed his mind lmao







