jojolion

[old marlin]

@soft raptor Wekapipo cant

[soft raptor]

You sure when mageta was there it seemed like he could perceive it

Also Gyro didnt have ball breaker for long so it doesnt make sense unless once you see stands you always see them no matter what

[old marlin]

He could perceive and understand him yes but he just wasnt able to see the slug design of 20th century boy

He specifically states that Magenta's "defensive stance" is unbeatable

[mossy robin]

Gyro can see Stands thanks to the corpse eye. Wekapipo cannot see Stands.

[viscid lintel]

Ha, loser

[old marlin]

Dont fucking bully him

[viscid lintel]

Your right I love his haircut

I want it so bad

Waffle cone is the new hot hairstyle

[old marlin]

I dont appreciate this ironic praise "tyrone"

[viscid lintel]

How is this ironic fool

You don’t have enough IQ to understand the complicities of his hairstyle

Look at this shit

You’re gonna act like you don’t want this?

[humble elk]

when is the last time part 8 book release

[kind owl]

@humble elk, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !

[pallid crest]

What?

[supple totem]

@humble elk well if you mean the latest chapter, it released 12 days ago

[hoary sun]

Wekapipo... i cri

[strong dew]

my man wekapipo out here with the honey glazed ham hair

[hoary sun]

I work in a deli this is true

[pallid crest]

im reading this chapter after the urban guerilla arc

about yasuhos past

this is dark

and weird

fucking evil hair clip

[minor ore]

weird? don't you mean drumroll

here it comes...

peculiar?

[old marlin]

Possibly

[pallid crest]

lol i love joshu, measuring fish sausages to see if its a scam

[viscid lintel]

Joshu best boy

Anyone who says otherwise is a twink

I will fight them

[old marlin]

Even if i was a twink you could never take me on

[rich depot]

I‘d be your twink any day bb

[viscid lintel]

😳

[novel igloo]

all yall fake friedns hating joshu

joshu a real one 🙏

[forest gulch]

[supple star]

[minor ore]

[cunning vapor]

[cinder nebula]

Unpopular opinion

[minor ore]

hi

[cinder nebula]

Araki new style is absolutely amazing at Art Exhibition but shit with action

[minor ore]

yeah it's a little weird

Idk if I'd say "shit" but yeah

[cinder nebula]

Yeah not shit I was exaggerating

But uncomfortable

Part 1-4 is the best artsyle when it comes to action

Parts 5-7 is ok to sometimes amazing

Jojolion is uncomfortable

[minor ore]

lmaooo

I love the style of 7

action and appearance

but 6 kind of confused me sometimes

[pallid crest]

joshu and josuke is like dio and Jonathan

[kind owl]

@pallid crest, Your Stand Power is now level 12 !

[pallid crest]

random dude comes and moves in his house

Tried to steal his girl

[minor ore]

😢😨

[coral pawn]

but joshu is a loser

only difference

[minor ore]

Joshu is like if Jonathan got fucking merked by puberty

Instead of moving through it as gracefully as he did

[tawny mist]

jobin and josuke is a better opposition tbh

they are complete opposites personality wise

[old marlin]

Omfg THANK YOU

ACTUAL GALAXY BRAIN

[raven crest]

Josuke doesn't like fried chicken while Jobin has enough of it to just throw it around

[minor ore]

I need to edit this emoji with his head

But i'm lazy

TriHard 7

[old marlin]

^^^ this is more evidence as to why Jobin is the main antagonist

[minor ore]

still a candidate

[pallid crest]

not kaato

bruh

[velvet heron]

kaato needs to do something in the upcoming 5 chapters or she just doesn't matter

[minor ore]

^^

Either Caato reappears for the Harvest or she's out

[old marlin]

5 chapters is a lot and rhat leads into 91

[velvet heron]

unless like jojolion is only at halfway point

and this is just the prologue

[minor ore]

Araki said we are nearing the climax so no

The Harvest has to mark the end of Jojolion

[green nacelle]

ripe fruit 🍒

[robust ibex]

but who will eat the fruit?

[inner gust]

The harvest will be the end lmao

but its gonna be a long one

[minor ore]

The harvest will be the beginning of the end

Like

Valentine getting on the train

[minor ore]

Araki is the main antagonist

[old marlin]

Fuck araki

[brittle blade]

did josuke actually stole joshus friction in the manga?

[minor ore]

I think so

I mean, I would

[brittle blade]

but it's not on screen

[old marlin]

No?

Where does that even come from

[minor ore]

EoH iirc

one of Joshu and Gappy' s team cutscenes shows Joshu running to the enemy and Gappy stealing friction to make him fall

[brittle blade]

and a super important question

[old marlin]

2 sets implies theyre stacked on eachother

[pallid crest]

Ojiro did nothing wrong

Also yasuho said he had “2x2” balls

[old marlin]

Not 1x4

[viscid lintel]

My theory is that it’s like a 4 leaf clover

The 4 balls surround his dick

[pallid crest]

mista is worried

[minor ore]

you know what (part) 8 divided by 2 is?

four

[old marlin]

Part 8 is nothing like part 2

[hoary sun]

Mmmmmmm idk

People made of rock

[grizzled pilot]

similarities end there

[hoary sun]

Well that’s not nothing

[pallid crest]

angelo crossed over to the au

and created rock humans

[old marlin]

Me and Your mum, thats all i gotta say

[old marlin]

Araki really outdid himself this part

He wrote a dog into the story and hasnt killed him

[old marlin]

Your mother

[minor ore]

[manic anvil]

[minor ore]

It's time to make that jobin emoji

[minor ore]

Well i failed

[craggy belfry]

you did your best

[green nacelle]

Best JoDad

[burnt kite]

when does the chapter drop?

[old marlin]

Bout 2 weeks

@burnt kite

[burnt kite]

nice, thank you

[kind owl]

@burnt kite, Your Stand Power is now level 7 !

[green nacelle]

Whoever is choosing the hex colors is a madman

[lusty steeple]

I dont understand the 4 balls thing

please explain

[void viper]

he has 4 balls

[lusty steeple]

wait

he really has 4 balls

[void viper]

yes

[lusty steeple]

oh wow.

[kind owl]

@lusty steeple, Your Stand Power is now level 6 !

[void viper]

specifically, 2x2 balls

as in 0 0
. 0 0

not

0 0 0 0

[lusty steeple]

bro.

what did araki smoke.

[void viper]

it's like the 4th page of the part

[old marlin]

@lusty steeple are you barely starting?

[rich hearth]

[old marlin]

In other words

[lusty steeple]

no, I just needed explaining from the elder gods.

[old marlin]

Idk why youd need explanation if ur caught up tho

[lusty steeple]

Im not lol.

I saw the whole 4 balls thing and wanted to know what it was

[grizzled pilot]

then catch up

[old marlin]

Oh so in other words

Youre barely starting

[void viper]

read the manga

[lusty steeple]

nice cameo.

[rich hearth]

Can’t believe they scalped Jotaro 😔

[lusty steeple]

I can't believe it either.

[old marlin]

Jotaro is FUCKING dead!

[lusty steeple]

Jojolion is lookin nice so far.

[old marlin]

Hell yeah it js

[minor ore]

Jotaro FUCKING DIES

[lusty steeple]

ok so, josuke has a square ass.

[minor ore]

more proof that gappy is spongebob in disguise

[lusty steeple]

what is with his ass on that image tho.

[old marlin]

All Jojo's got square asses tf

[lusty steeple]

OK WTF

WHY IS JOSUKE ALMOST FUCKING A 16 YEAR OLD

ok forget it its fine.

forget what I said.

[old marlin]

Daiya's a bitch

[lusty steeple]

also someone teach josuke how to use a bed lol

[old marlin]

He uses it fiiiine

[lusty steeple]

So I guess we are using it wrong

[old marlin]

Based Jousuke thinks in 4D so he knew how to use beds better than we could

[tidal mason]

Josuke sleeps under the mattress because he was born buried under rocks

[lusty steeple]

thats a dora moment.

[tidal mason]

Shine on

Just gonna leave this here

[kind owl]

@tidal mason, Your Stand Power is now level 5 !

[lusty steeple]

His hairstyle tho

[old marlin]

He looks way less fucked up without the shit on the side of his head

[tidal mason]

It is glorious

[old marlin]

His hairstyle kinda grew on me tbh

[tidal mason]

Yeah

[lusty steeple]

I dont wish to see him bald

[tidal mason]

It has this weird symmetry to it

[minor ore]

🙏

[old marlin]

I swear it has the golden rectangle thing over it

[tidal mason]

Joshu is the most blessed cursed character ever created

[lusty steeple]

wut ?

Araki: character design

[tidal mason]

It shows that he is an otaku

[lusty steeple]

hhhhhh, we can kinda see joshu bald

[tidal mason]

Joshu has a bowl cut but without the sides

It is a dorks Mohawk

[tidal mason]

XD

Why

[lusty steeple]

no

please no

[tidal mason]

Is this an emoji yet?

[minor ore]

(yeah okay mods I know #manga-jojokes 😡 but it was asked for in here 🙂 )

[tidal mason]

Anyway jojolion is super good

Is that egg man?

[minor ore]

yes.

[tidal mason]

Araki has something against people who go on long hiatus’s I guess

Joshu’s hair is perfect

[old marlin]

This is why Joshu will learn spin

[minor ore]

Jobin looking kinda...

[old marlin]

Main Villainish

[tidal mason]

The spin + Nut king call = thanos with infinity gauntlet level power

[old marlin]

Or Koichi with Dignity Level

That guy has no fucking dignity whatsoever

[tidal mason]

Wtf is wrong with jobin in that picture?

[old marlin]

He looks bad

Thats what

[tidal mason]

Josuk8 proves that he is not gay early on, Josuk4 is gay and I have no doubts on that

[minor ore]

Josuke 8 constantly touches another guys balls though. That might be one of the gayest things in jojo so far

[tidal mason]

Oof

Kira was straight

Josefumi was gay

Thus he is both

This is what happens with equivalent exchange

[minor ore]

that's what I was gonna say. yeet

[tidal mason]

Who else feels bad for the user of doobie-wah?

[old marlin]

Josefumi was not gay

He was a sad boy

[minor ore]

he literally killed himself to save Kira, just to he could put his balls on another guy.

full homo

[old marlin]

Because he respected his mom

Also no he didnt kill himself then loser did you even read the part???

He says hes been dead for years

[minor ore]

no I read the wiki.

[old marlin]

Fucking owned

[minor ore]

yes.

[minor ore]

true. Josuke 8 is the big gay

[old marlin]

No.....

[lusty steeple]

Nah J8 is big straight

Now J4 on the other hand.

[old marlin]

Jousuke get hard when a girl hugged him

Thats as straight as it gets

[lusty steeple]

Also he likes large fries.

That makes him 50% more straight.

He ALMOST made out with a 16 year old, which although is illegal, makes him more straight.

[old marlin]

Sorry to be that guy but

It wouldve been legal for him

[lusty steeple]

wait how old is josuke ?

19 ?

[old marlin]

Yes

[lusty steeple]

huh

wait im a bit confused, explain.

[minor ore]

in japan 16 is legal iirc

[lusty steeple]

ooooohhhhh

ok so its legal (in japan)

[minor ore]

I mean

in some shots Daya doesn' t look 16

at all

[lusty steeple]

true

like dude

she looks like she is in her 20s in some shots

[minor ore]

cough

[old marlin]

Dick Sucking Lips

[lusty steeple]

COUGH

[minor ore]

[lusty steeple]

THAT AINT A 16 YEARS OLDS BODY FAM

[minor ore]

isn't the aoc in Japan 13? So Josuke would have been fine

fuck you Araki, why do you draw such beautiful girls and then make them illegal?

[lusty steeple]

DAMN YOU ARAKI

[minor ore]

At least Jolyne was 18

[tidal mason]

Daiya is legal where I live

[minor ore]

same

[tidal mason]

Like on the dot

[minor ore]

but her being 16 feels weird

[tidal mason]

Seriously it is exactly 16 where I live

[minor ore]

where I live, Trish is legal

[tidal mason]

Boi

[lusty steeple]

Daiya is legal where I live. So is Trish.

[minor ore]

I think Lucy is legal here too

[minor ore]

but Lucy is just protecc material

[tidal mason]

Yeh

[minor ore]

on the other hand...Kaato is legal everywhere

[tidal mason]

lenny face

Yes I typed Lenny face

[old marlin]

I dont even find Trish attractive

[tidal mason]

I find her stand attractive

I’ll leave

[minor ore]

Trish

[old marlin]

That is exactly what i was going to say

[tidal mason]

gasp

[old marlin]

Trish:
Spice girl:

I deadass wrote Trish Girl i feel so embarrassed

[tidal mason]

Spice Girl is pretty damn thicc

[minor ore]

Spice Girl is

Trish is cute but that's it

[lusty steeple]

Spice Girl is like

[old marlin]

Goddamn

Baddy

[tidal mason]

It is pretty damn gud

Spice girl is 100/10

[minor ore]

Peasley Park is 100/10 too

[tidal mason]

Oh yeah

[minor ore]

[tidal mason]

I gotta find that image

Thicc

[lusty steeple]

Hella thicc.

[old marlin]

I just bit the fuck out of my lip

[old marlin]

Gross ass colors

[tidal mason]

joshu will remember this

[lusty steeple]

we out here like

''id fuck that spiritual form''

[old marlin]

I WOULD

[tidal mason]

If so had a spiritual form

I would fuck another spiritual form with my one

[lusty steeple]

so quad sex ?

[tidal mason]

F.F is the only one that ain’t a spiritual form

[lusty steeple]

stands do it and the users do it ?

[tidal mason]

But she must be protecc

Babyface: I can fuck

[old marlin]

Nah there are some stands that are tangible

SCR 👀

[tidal mason]

Hazamada: I can fuck my stand

[lusty steeple]

baby face: father, what is fucking.

[tidal mason]

Melone: ah

Melone: time to tell you

[lusty steeple]

baby face: why my pee pee hard.

[minor ore]

Mike I was arguing with someone that SCR is tangible but I couldn't find evidence. Is there actually evidence that it is?

To normal people

[tidal mason]

Yeah

Normal people can see it

So normal people can touch it

[minor ore]

When does anyone react to it?

[viscid lintel]

It seems Visible

[tidal mason]

I believe pol pol says that people without stands can see SCR

[viscid lintel]

True

Pol was a non stand user

And he could see it

[tidal mason]

Yeah

He no longer had a stand

[lusty steeple]

also the argument of ''the weirder you dress the more powerful you are'' is kinda existent in josuke8

[kind owl]

@lusty steeple, Your Stand Power is now level 7 !

[lusty steeple]

I mean he is full on sailor

[tidal mason]

Okay

[minor ore]

hmmmm. I'm not gonna count Polnareff cause he was a stand user. I can't remember any normal person touching or looking towards SCR.

[viscid lintel]

But he wasn’t

[tidal mason]

Yeah the user of Doobie-wah dresses weird

[viscid lintel]

That’s how he picked up the arrow

[tidal mason]

Well, could SCR come back and attack him if SCR was so far away already

[old marlin]

Yeah slothy

This is called Araki says

Its unbeatable

[tidal mason]

Also wouldn’t Diavolo impaling spice girl kill his host aswell?

[viscid lintel]

He got hurt

[tidal mason]

Both he and trish were in the same body

[viscid lintel]

He choked up some blood

[tidal mason]

He is just killing his host

[viscid lintel]

But I don’t think he did it deep enough

He would realize that

[tidal mason]

Diavolo I thought you were smarter than that

[old marlin]

Well

[tidal mason]

You found out how to beat SCR

[old marlin]

You know what jotaro said right

[tidal mason]

Then you go up and kill yourself

[old marlin]

The only reason you lost and shit like that

Well

Diavolo says she made him actually mad

So uh

Yeah thats probably why he didn't die

[tidal mason]

YOU HAVE GENUINELY ANGERED ME (jojo fans when Narancia died)

[kind owl]

@tidal mason, Your Stand Power is now level 6 !

[tidal mason]

Araki genuinely angered them fans

WHY MUST NARANCIA DIE!

Also who else really likes the user of Fun Fun Fun, Ojiro

So glad he came back into the fold

With a new look

And an even heavier tan

[minor ore]

The closest i got to my jobin emote is this

[old marlin]

[minor ore]

Dont click if u have epilepsy

Idk why did it

Be like that

[old marlin]

This is basically just a jojoke

[minor ore]

[rich hearth]

[lusty steeple]

haha remember when this was about jojolion

[chrome granite]

jesus christ

[grizzled pilot]

thats steel ball run

[minor ore]

Please make a U Turn

[old marlin]

make a u turn
walking
myballswhen.pdf

[minor ore]

Imagine making a U turn and a random biker wants to kill you

Quite bizarre

[azure yarrow]

be me
stag beetle
im gifted to some 19 year old with a 2x2
beetletendency.png
they glue stuff and use pheromones
mfw i die
feelsbadman

[minor ore]

ok

best music reference in Part 8 so far for y'all?

for me it's gotta be "Speed King"

[old marlin]

Did he join just to say that and leave

[minor ore]

answer me michael .

the answer to you're question is Yes

[old marlin]

S&W or Born this Way

[minor ore]

Soft and Wet a fucking banger

[old marlin]

I love the entire album of BtW

[minor ore]

Born This Way I like the album

but not the song really

Hair good
Judas good
Edge of Glory good

[old marlin]

Also p8 put me on Paisley Park

Banger as well

Nat King Cole is ok ig

OOO

DOCTOR WU SLAPS HARD

ARE YOU WITH MEEE DOCTOR WU

[minor ore]

Yes

Great song

Part8 made me revisit King Nothing

And realize
It's basically just
Enter Sandman but better

[primal grove]

smh big time

the best reference by far is

||doggy style||

[minor ore]

I used to be a huge Metallica fan

[primal grove]

dont @ me

[old marlin]

S&W

Snoop is

Decent

[minor ore]

Shit how did I fucking forget

That's one of my favorite albums

Soft and Wet
Born This Way as an album
King Nothing
Speed King
I Am a Rock
Doggystyle
All faves of mine

[steady sundial]

What do you think when in like a couple of years, the part 8 opening for the anime sound like?

[craggy belfry]

ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA, I can bet your ass I would never have imagined anything like Fighting Gold for the part 5 anime

but if I did had to take a guess, definitely something like 70's funk

[steady sundial]

Like a prince song?

[craggy belfry]

to me prince sounds like 80's pop, so no, something like Rollercoaster

*Love Rollercoaster

I forgot its full name

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjZbPA1cMIU

speaking of 70's funk I just realized for the love of money would fit well as an ED due to the Rokkaka trade

[minor ore]

I can't wait for jojolion anime

And vitamin c arc to be animated

[smoky maple]

Part 8 worth reading now or should I wait till it finish

[mossy robin]

Just read it now.

[minor ore]

I' d say ot would sound a bit like crazy noisy bizarre town

[old marlin]

They really said that like JJL was never worth reading

[knotty mango]

it sucks doe

[hoary sun]

Funny joke

[minor ore]

Soft and wet be like
AND YOU
YOU'RE LOSING
YOU'RE LOSING
YOU'RE LOSING
YOU'RE LOSING
YOUR friction

[old marlin]

Crazy bout your love

[minor ore]

Joshu when he buys fish sausages
AND YOU
YOU'RE LOSING
YOU'RE LOSING
YOU'RE LOSING
YOU'RE LOSING
YOUR 'weight' and 'length'

This is a 10/10 meme format i'm telling you

I came up with this song about a guy who gets a really bad spleen injury from overdosing on metg and then goes to the doctor who tells him to shove nose cream up his dickhole

Wanna hear it?

[knotty mango]

jobin likes chicken jousuke likes fries and joshu likes fish sausages

i like chicken

[old marlin]

Yasuho likes Elbows

And tooru

[knotty mango]

yasuho likes tooru

[old marlin]

He went atleast 3 knuckles deep

[knotty mango]

even doe he suck

[old marlin]

Waiting for the song swe

[minor ore]

It's a killer spleen
Came from methamphetamine
Dynamite with a nasal cream
Guaranteed to blow your nose?
Who knows

Ooooh recommended at the prick
Shove it right up your dick
buuum buuuum
Wanna tree?

The doctor is a tree salesman too, forgot to mention it

What would you rate it out of 100?

These emotes are so good they haunt my dreams

Which is a good thing honesty

[jaunty fog]

[lusty steeple]

Guys’ when the jojolion anime comes out in the next years, do you think josuke’s voice will be deep because you know.

4 Balls

[old marlin]

No

[grand otter]

It will be such a deep echo that it will give Jotaro a run for his money.

[minor ore]

It's funny cause in EOH is voice is pretty high pitched

[old marlin]

@minor ore so do you

[minor ore]

No shut up shut up shut up shut up

[hoary sun]

just remembered that dolomite might still be alive

[void viper]

@old marlin I don't mean to sound like a broken record but herobrine noises

[old marlin]

Sorry i cant pin jojokes

[hoary sun]

[void viper]

fuck...............................................................................

fuque.........

wait so, you can pin this?

[old marlin]

I didnt pin that

But its really funny

[void viper]

it is hilarious tbh

[minor ore]

that is quite Joycean

[hoary sun]

jobin's wiki page so heavily paints him in the light of being the main villain lol

[old marlin]

Cuz he IS

But still

The wiki fucking sucks

Oh wait no hes not main villain

Main Antagonist*

[hoary sun]

yeah

he's a red herring for main villain

[viscid lintel]

relying on Wiki for info not stand related in 2019

[hoary sun]

OH SHIT do you think we're gonna see more of speed king's powers in this arc

[old marlin]

Well

This is a bit of a crude term but

no shit

[hoary sun]

look im slow

[rich hearth]

[void viper]

yeah he can ||drive motorcycles|| as well

[hoary sun]

[old marlin]

I really hope

We get his actual ability

This arc

[hoary sun]

well no doubt jobin is going to kill ojiro for messing with his son

[old marlin]

Ojirou gets on a space ship after meticulously touching all 7+ billion people on earth

[hoary sun]

i hope ojiro has realized that he can just puppet people around to mimic his own movements instead of following them with fun fun fun

[mossy robin]

What if Ojiro turned Fun Fun Fun sideways?

[old marlin]

It might be a bit easier for people to attack him

[knotty mango]

I still think speed king can manipulate motion

It makes sense for the smaller ability

And the name

[old marlin]

Ok

I agree i just dont agree with you

[minor ore]

His actual ability is heat

[viscid lintel]

I have no clue what his true power is

[minor ore]

It is heat

[viscid lintel]

But I don’t think it’s motion

[void viper]

atomic manipulation

has araki gotten really into quantum theory at any point?

[old marlin]

No

[void viper]

damn

[minor ore]

Heat.

[void viper]

more OC ideas for me

[viscid lintel]

I wanna a quantum theory stand

Even though it’d be weird

Since no one understands quantum theory

Not even the people studying it

[minor ore]

Dumb theory

[void viper]

I mean I've sort of come up with one that uses it well

it's not a theory REEEEEEEE

[old marlin]

its heat
araki literally says its probably not heat

[minor ore]

According go someone here it was changed in the volumes

[viscid lintel]

I originally thought Johhnies stand would go into Quantum theory

Which would’ve been rly cool

[minor ore]

Implying anyone knows what quantum theory is

[viscid lintel]

True

Which is what I said

Poo head

[minor ore]

You, are dumb

[void viper]

I mean, I do

it's really not that hard

everything is a wave, that's it

[minor ore]

I've never learned it

And never will

[void viper]

now you have 🌞

[minor ore]

[viscid lintel]

I wanna learn it

Google time

[void viper]

all particles are waves of probabiltiy

boom, ez

[viscid lintel]

Ok

Then I wanna know what that means

Google time

[hoary sun]

he can control the vibration of particles?

[old marlin]

Who knows

[minor ore]

woo wee i need to catch up with part 8

ive need had such a struggle motivating myself to continue reading a manga

i'd rather read another novel in this period of my life than read part 8

[chrome granite]

oof i really wanna post my jojolion art specifically here

but whatever ILL PUT IT IN ART FINE

[old marlin]

Part 8's got like 2 years left in it

Ive seen alotta people commit to waiting for it to be over

[chrome granite]

lol

here ill make it relevent so i can post it

BEST JOJO SHIP

i love them together so much

[pallid crest]

I thought that was kakyoin

[chrome granite]

lmao

[tidal solstice]

Tsurugi and jolyne comparison:

[long cargo]

you know how jolyne cant unravel her self all the way

while mamesuke can

[tidal solstice]

Oof

[hearty dove]

Ik I'm still on part 7 so I shouldnt be here
But why is there a stand named Doggystyle

[long cargo]

a lot of people say that jolyne's stand is a bit more powerful than mamezuke's

i dont know

its honestly the other way because if jolyne unravels herself all the way then she could die

but during the fight with poor tom he was a able to save himself

[primal grove]

well, Stone Free has the advantage of the whole punching thing

Doggy Style is better for survival, Stone Free is better for attacking

[long cargo]

ohhhhh

that makes sense k

thx for that

[viscid lintel]

Wait survival?

Explain

[minor ore]

@hearty dove snoop dogg album

[primal grove]

Jolyne can only unravel 70% of her body, and can't unravel her heart

[hearty dove]

makes sense

[primal grove]

Doggy Style can unravel everything but teeths and eyes

[chrome granite]

sounds legit

[primal grove]

so he is by default, a better stand for surviving shit

[chrome granite]

i mean

[viscid lintel]

Wait how does that help him in survival

[chrome granite]

they are practically the same

[viscid lintel]

Not against you I’m just asking

[primal grove]

well, take for example the ozone baby fight

the only reason literally that Rai survived is because he turned 100% of his body

[viscid lintel]

Oh ok

I see what you mean

[primal grove]

jolyne would've died from the pressure thing

[minor ore]

Is Mamezuku officially the bro of this part?

Been a while since I read through.

[viscid lintel]

I’d say so

Some would disagree tho

[raven quail]

I mean, he's not much of a bro so far. He hasnt been around for that long, and we havent seen many fun/lighthearted interactions between him and gappy

[viscid lintel]

Then who is

Def not Joshu

[raven quail]

Gappy is his own jobro

bro\

he's 2 dudes

just 2 bros

sharing a body

[minor ore]

Part 8 is just a good vibe

I love it, it’s modern. It feels natural

[raven quail]

part 8 is weird, it doesnt feel like jojo

[minor ore]

Josuke is a bean, and josefumi and kira are fucking poggers

[raven quail]

how far into 8 are you?

@minor ore?

[kind owl]

@raven quail, Your Stand Power is now level 4 !

[soft raptor]

Mamezuku is like a less likeable Rohan without the charisma also

[minor ore]

Um I haven’t read in a week cause I’m lazy

Im almost caught up completely

[void viper]

I agree with music man tbh, this part feels the least like jojo’s out of all the parts

[raven quail]

oh, then whatre your thoughts on what the doctors stand will be? If hes gonna be the head villain it has to be something good, i doubt it's just bumping into stuff

[minor ore]

I had a crazy theory

Holy shit let me find it

That’s my theory @raven quail

[raven quail]

what about mamezuku's legs?

[minor ore]

Yeah that’s the only thing

Toorus stand did something

The one that randomly appeared out of nowhere

That has to be toorus stand

Same sun shape

[raven quail]

That's probably the case, i had completely forgotten about tooru

chapters take so long to come out

[void viper]

Araki takes time to make sure the art is good?
Grrrrrr. I HATE JOJOS, JUST FINOSH THE PATT YOU HACK GRAUGHD I DONT CARE ABOUT FUCKG “Breaks from drawing” and “time with family” JUST GET VACK TO MAKING JOJOLION KU HACK FRAUD GRRRRRR

[raven quail]

so if tooru/head doctor is the main villain, then what ability do you think it gained to make it final boss worthy? @minor ore

no, i think it's good he takes a month per chapter, i just wish that month went by faster

i need my jojo fix

[void viper]

Oh yeah that wasn’t a dig at you

Im just sort of smashing my keyboard

Also, on the topic of the head doctors stand

I personally think it creates misfortune for people who try and get to the head doctor

And it gets stronger the closer you get

[raven quail]

but what about the bumps turning into major injuries?

[minor ore]

Araki hack

[minor ore]

kaato or caato

Cutto

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcbE7WXcBjA'

(nameofsong)

BRO

I used to watch that

nice

They had a whole movie and everything too

ye

Old tv cartoons with grown up designs make me so nostalgic

I saw this song with grown up ed edd and eddy

Lemme grab a link

https://youtu.be/6kPLMZ-kv_I

i just figured out doremifasolati's name is a joke about music

k i l l me

What's your favorite music reference in jojolion?

There's a lot of good ones

[austere minnow]

King Nothing

[minor ore]

Nice, i kinda hate Metallica though

Selfish pricks

Not to mention metal gets kinda repetitive after awhile

[solid thicket]

WHERES UR CROWN KING NOTHING

[minor ore]

"It's actually in the closet over there, wanna see it?"

[minor ore]

Norisuje

Nourishment

Hey guys wanna know a fun fact about my culture which relates to joshu?

We have a live version of joshu on tv where i live

He's even more ugly than jojo joshu

[austere minnow]

Joshu? Ugly? In what universe?

[minor ore]

Don't ever talk shit on me or my son ever again.

Here he is

[minor ore]

[austere minnow]

why he do his hair like that

[minor ore]

Beats me

[austere minnow]

that's not even hair that's a joke

[minor ore]

The show was one big satire so that might be it

[austere minnow]

I hope the hair is fake then and he's actually bald cause I wouldn't want to walk in public like that

[minor ore]

No he actually shaved his head like that

The show was about very exaggerated village stereotypes

It was hilarious

Then they made one where they were all teleported to ancient egypt

It was even more hilarious

The joshu kid became the pharaoh

[austere minnow]

wait that's a KID or a small man?

[lunar mirage]

dp is gonna change it from soft and wet to pornhub.com

[minor ore]

I have no idea honestly

That guy never aged

He's been on tv for 12 years and never changed one bit

[austere minnow]

cause he looks 40

I hope he isn't a kid cause I would not want to look like that one bit, not even including how the hair looks

[minor ore]

I'm pretty sure he's still young

He sounds like a 7 year old

[minor ore]

🥜 👑 📞

i love how the stand based on nat king cole is called nut king call

ye

🇸 🇴 🇫 🇹 🇦 🇳 🇩 🇼 🇪 🇹

Peanut crown

🇹 🇭 🇪 🇳 〰 🇼 🇴 🇷 🇩

[minor ore]

Fianchetto did you mean that Speed King's evolved form is Crown King Nothing?

oh their comment was from yesterday

[minor ore]

@minor ore Im gonna support your theory with the fact that tsurugi likes yasuho i mean he pulled her in his room and touched her where he shoulnd't 👀

and tooru loves yasuho aswell

15 days till jojolion chapter

Days are truly flying

Nice

Fuck

Since jobin said he needs to think

They will probaby try and figure out his ability

The main focus of the chapter probably will be ojiro vs jobin

Tsurugi prolly won't fight

Perhaps 5 pages of what our main cast is doing

Or planning

Jobin hype

Yeah i actually

Want to see more of Speed King

There's no fucking way it's only heat

I was thinking if we'll get someone who can go back in time directly

especially like a villain

And they need to figure out

how to beat someone who can just go back in time

knowing their steps

It even has a stand rush

SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYAH

Uhm

Ringo

But doesn't it just rewind

I lllij

Or im challenged

[knotty mango]

i cannot think of anymore tine related abilitues

[minor ore]

Time slow

Lo

[knotty mango]

time speed up

hold on

mih

doe

[minor ore]

Lo

And tsurugi's stand is definitely out of contrl

The disease is kicking in

His mental is not stable

He's worried

Sure

what if Jobin can speed up particles which generates heat. And by Jojo logic he could also speed up his own bodily functions via touch, therefore accelerating cell growth and healing himself in his final fight

[knotty mango]

makes sense

[minor ore]

I wonder if the thing about josuke's bubbles being string spinning really fast

will be brought

and the fact that full cellular exchange takes 2 hours to complete

or 3

Testicle head

Someone will fuse again

100%

But the question is who

[buoyant summit]

Jobin and joshu

Then they're jojo

[hoary sun]

So how long was it between josefumi and kira fusing and yashuo finding jousuke

[analog ether]

3 Days

The timeline is confusing as fuck to work out, but it makes sense when you eventually do

[rich depot]

Bruh

corpse buried in wall eyes
3days

Gappy is literally the second coming of christ

[pallid crest]

joshu*

[slim socket]

isn't "brain storm" really strong?

just yeet living beings, and it's a ranged ability

few stands in jojo can do that much damage, and even then it's usually punch-triggered

[old marlin]

Purple Haze exists

Green Day exists

[slim socket]

green day is way more restrictive though

but yeah i was thinking about purple haze

[old marlin]

How tho

Green Day is tight

[slim socket]

without secco green day is basically useless

[old marlin]

Huh?

Bro did you even see that scene in the helicopter

[humble fiber]

Would you count MiH a ranged stand that Yeet humans?

[old marlin]

MiH doesnt do shit to bystanders

But anyways

Green Day couldve easily killed all of Rome on it's own

[mossy robin]

Duuude...

[humble fiber]

It sped up time for everyone

[old marlin]

Oasis need not apply

[mossy robin]

Made in Heaven deadass yote everybody into a new universe.

[slim socket]

green day can kill large amounts of innocents, if you're into that then yeah lmao

[old marlin]

You were talking about "yeeting" humans

How does the fact that theyre not stand users change that

[slim socket]

if you can't control it then it's pretty dumb though

[mossy robin]

And if you were;
In a moving vehicle.
Around a moving vehicle.
In an overly-cold area.
In an overly-hot area.
On any level other than ground level.
And so on.

You're fucking dead.

[humble fiber]

What does one mean by yeet?

[mossy robin]

When Made in Heaven activates.

[old marlin]

Idk

Doesnt matter anyways biggie, they all come back to the next universe anyways

[slim socket]

you don't technically have to loop

[mossy robin]

Unless Pucci says "No, they were someone else."

Then you don't.

[slim socket]

can't we just appreaciate the ability to make holes in people at a range dammit

with legos nonetheless.

[old marlin]

No! I can't! I hate everything!! Nobody can like things 😡

[minor ore]

Imagine liking things, lmao.

[old marlin]

^ but unironically

[slim socket]

[plush jackal]

bro you like and enjoy something? CRINGE

[pallid crest]

Cringe

[minor ore]

So kira and josuke are the same person?

it's not that simple

a basic answer would be no

Where are you so far @minor ore

[minor ore]

can we agree that blue hawaii sucks

[austere minnow]

ITS INCREDIBLY STUPID but it sure as hell doesn't suck imo

[minor ore]

ok yeah it doesn't really sucks but it's definitely the worst stand and arc in part 8

well so far

[minor ore]

blue hawaii is good

I actually like blue hawaii even though it's like a lidl highway star

really simple concept of just running in a straight line. Josuke yoinks some kids bike, Jobin action

Blue Hawaii was fun

[austere minnow]

I liked it more than California King Bed that's for sure

I like thinking about CKB arc but I don't like reading it very much, atleast the first part

[solid thicket]

no

[ionic locust]

Blue Hawaii went on for wayy too long, if it was shorter I would’ve liked it more

[minor ore]

Yup

same

Can we just talk about what Daiya tried to do to Josuke?

I mean she's pretty much a psychopath.

[old marlin]

She was basically Yukako but worse somehow

[minor ore]

Blue hawaii is a great fight

Gappy felt extremely brutal during it

[supple totem]

blue hawaii be like

WALK STRAIGHT VIRUS

[viscid lintel]

Jousuke:Goes upwards

Blue Hawaii:

[supple totem]

sad blue hawaii noises

[kind owl]

@supple totem, Your Stand Power is now level 8 !

[old marlin]

Blue Hawaii is one of the weaker arcs in jjl to me

[manic anvil]

For me not

It Made part 8 my favorite part

Little bit by vitamin c but it became rock solid by blue Hawaii

[minor ore]

^

It's like jojo gta

Gappy just wrecks shit and goes on a joyride

People get brutally murdered and run over

It was fun

[manic anvil]

And the shovel

[minor ore]

"GET OFF MY LAWN YOU DAMN KIDS"
-Soft and wet

[coral moss]

blue hawaii is cool

i had no idea what was happening during the arc when mamezuku was revealed

[tall idol]

I will suck the shit out of the author if He makes the main antagonist

[cosmic bone]

This is wack but it could be tsurugi

Mvs get the upgrade first

There are a lot of "YOU THOUGHT" in pt8

[minor ore]

"You thought there was going to be a main villain"

[cosmic bone]

That too

[minor ore]

Araki could do that

[cosmic bone]

The post fight of fun fun vs sk n pmk

[minor ore]

Would be really funny

[cosmic bone]

Could endup using ojiro to transfer the disease

And his task is done

[minor ore]

Well Jobin could have done that with anyone I'm sure

I think he's ready to kill someone to save his son

But

He wants to achieve something by getting the rokakaka

And finding a permanent cure

[cosmic bone]

He want that mula

[minor ore]

If he gets it to work he has a cure that can save the next generations with no more sacrifices required

[cosmic bone]

What did they do to norisuke again?

[minor ore]

Switched with his mom

[cosmic bone]

They bagged him right

No

[minor ore]

oh

Yeah

[cosmic bone]

Jobin and tsurugi

[minor ore]

Tsurugi was holding him

we only saw a shot

We don't know who initially did it

Maybe would happen after the head doctor defeat

after the fun fun fun arc too

[cosmic bone]

I mean nut knig call or waking hart would be a nice help here

I want joshu tohave development

[minor ore]

Are you talking about fun fun fun

[cosmic bone]

Yeah

[minor ore]

They're not in the house at the time

[cosmic bone]

Ik

Last we see of Joshi him being flushed in a sink right?

[minor ore]

But I don't think Jobin needs them

[cosmic bone]

Or did the money curse happen after that

[minor ore]

next fight should show more of Speed King's abilities

well last time we see Jobin is him licking his sister's ear

[cosmic bone]

Ah yeah

Poor tom

[minor ore]

that was the same chapter as Norisuke in a bag

[cosmic bone]

Oh

[minor ore]

Yeah

one sec

[cosmic bone]

Dam I'm remembering everything wrong

[minor ore]

I might be wrong not sure

[cosmic bone]

Nijimura is gon after vita c yeah

[minor ore]

It was during the poor tom arc

[cosmic bone]

That's what like 2 fights back

[minor ore]

Ok so that happened in countdown to the harvest

Chapter 83

[manic anvil]

I am a Rock (hard)

[old marlin]

Lucky

[soft raptor]

Lol

[viscid lintel]

😳

😳

[minor ore]

hot

[viscid lintel]

Crigg Sloth

[minor ore]

stop crinfing me plz

[austere minnow]

13 more days until next chapter?

[minor ore]

[manic anvil]

[chrome granite]

lord

[long flax]

Hopefully something big happens

I barely remember what happened last chapter lol

[old marlin]

Ojirou touched tsurgi

And now has his hand

[rain zephyr]

Stand secks

[minor ore]

Is there a regular schedule for chapter releases?

As in a certain day of the month?

yes 19th

[cosmic bone]

And ojitlro has become the trash man

[shadow oriole]

Hey uhh...

Idk if you guys have seen this

https://youtu.be/5jwo8O7PEQU

[minor ore]

pretty old theory

[shadow oriole]

Really eh?

So many part 8 david bowies in this server tho

You and me and the others

[minor ore]

a win

I used to have your pfp

[shadow oriole]

Hahaha

There aren't many kira part 8 fanarts

[minor ore]

Yeah

I started making a folder and collecting them tho

[shadow oriole]

Man...

There are many josefumi x kira fanarts tho

People are weird

[minor ore]

yeah lol

I always find that

[shadow oriole]

Kira and josefumi fused to create sasuke

Josuke*

That's all!

No homo involved

[minor ore]

well....

their nuts got to fuse

[proper pulsar]

Jojolion is the best part

[mossy robin]

Paper Moon King Crimson confirmed?

[old marlin]

@minor ore either 17th 18th or 19th of the month, although I have seen it be released on the 15th and 16th in past months

Late reply yeah ik

[mossy robin]

18th is the date we expect.

On rare occasions, it's earlier.

[shrewd vortex]

my girlfriend just said jobin looks like buzz lightyear

[minor ore]

i don't see any resemblance but ok

[hoary sun]

Josefumi and kira were boyfriends

In the same way tiziano and squalo were boyfriends

[grizzled pilot]

josefumi and kira

[hoary sun]

Yeah, exactly

[austere minnow]

the 2 gay hormones cancelled out to make an incredibly straight man

[grizzled pilot]

ascended

[hoary sun]

“I have four balls and you expect me to waste them on sodomy?”

[mossy robin]

Pfft.

[minor ore]

ozone baby user looks like a crack head

[void viper]

He probably is let’s be honest