Yashuo could get their info
#jojolion
tidal solstice
Norisuke with that info can get their scent
Then track them down
Sen daiya as bait
In a public square or somethin
Have her trip cuz she blind
copper jay
Lol
kind owlBOT
@copper jay, Your Stand Power is now level 6 !
tidal solstice
Make the enemy sympathetic to daiya
copper jay
Poor daiya
tidal solstice
Which activates her stand
tidal solstice
And she could go for hours on end of pity train
Like
"Can i go back to your place?"
Until she eventually gets an important memory
Like how the enemy's stand works
Daiya could dip out
And while the enemy begins to chase her
They step on one of tsurugi's origami
Since we've had hours of daiya stalling
tidal solstice
The brawlers come in
Jobin, Joshu, Hato, Josuke, Mitsuba
1 punch from joshu diconnects
1 finger from jobin melts away the flesh
Josuke can ora ora or steal with bubbles
Mitsuba can send the bubbles and jobin's fire closer and faster
Hato can do serious damage with walking heart
copper jay
Sounds like a nice family bonding activity
tidal solstice
During the chaos of 5 brawlers
Kyo runs up and touches their foot or butt and runs away
And does the pen trick
Or she could do it the night before
copper jay
Wait can born this way appear if you open your mouth?
copper jay
Ok just making sure
tidal solstice
It didn't work when josuke opened his eyes
Kyo touches then at night and runs out
copper jay
So opening something not living
tidal solstice
Daiya goes back to bed with the seduced enemy
And then the whole family is waiting for the enemy to open something
And that will be the trigger for the 5 brawlers to attack
While Born this way's immense power and durability stalls the enemy
This gives the other 5 time to close in and attack
copper jay
Forget movie night, you want a real family bonding experience, ya got this
copper jay
Oof got em
copper jay
We dont talk about thots here
tidal solstice
What if jojolion is just a really long harem manga with stands
Josuke is just surrounded by thots and only likes 1
copper jay
That man is loyal af
tidal solstice
If we got sex scenes from parts 5-8 i'm pretty sure yashuo and josuke r gonna fuck at the end of part 8, or just show the aftermath of it like in part 7.
kind owlBOT
@tidal solstice, Your Stand Power is now level 8 !
copper jay
The look on joshu’s face if that happens im gonna die laughing
tidal solstice
Good
copper jay
Good to me dying ?
copper jay
Everyone in his family thinks him an yasuho are dating and it hurts me inside
copper jay
Isnt that the name of the eldest daughter
minor ore
gappy likes none
tidal solstice
She brought DAMO TAMAKI into their house
THE NUKE
THE MAN
THE MYTH
THE LEGEND
THE ROCK
DAMO
copper jay
I loved it when joshu melted and went down a sink
tidal solstice
Props to Hato for fucking the god damo tamaki
copper jay
TWICE
copper jay
He got stabbed in the face twice by walking heart and still survived until josuke blew his head off
copper jay
Giorno’s face says it all
tidal solstice
Giorno inherited jonathan's screaming voice
DIOOOOOO!!!!!!
MIIISSSTAAAAGGGHHHHH!
breaks arm by slamming into ice somehow
somehow splurts blood like 20 meters
tidal solstice
So why didn't the blood freeze in midair
If it froze the blood in mista's body within seconds
grizzled pilot
needs contact. remember phantom blood?
tidal solstice
waxen token
Ewww, Mitsuba with her nose
old marlin
Stupid nosuba
old marlin
The REAL family
Hmmm
If i made this really compressed and chucked it into anime discussion would it be a spoiler
grizzled pilot
hey, we're the mods
old marlin
Part 6 spoilers
grizzled pilot
part 6
old marlin
Hey, we're the mods
grizzled pilot
to be fair if i were a mod, i'd delete it
old marlin
Yeah id delete it too, its part 6 spoilers after all
grizzled pilot
i'm janitor
viscid lintel
Oh
grizzled pilot
me in real life
minor ore
minor ore
Mitsuba's nose is beautiful and she deserves to be appreciated.
old marlin
Her nose was worth as much as a baby apparently
tidal solstice
Does anybody actually understand how people in jojolion get stands anymore?
Yashuo and the higashikatas got them from the wall eyes
grizzled pilot
wall eyes
tidal solstice
But what about...the rest
karmic saffron
poo eyes ojiro cringe
summer dove
Funny
tidal solstice
Karera got her hair stand from eating garbage over the years
minor ore
Isn't she just recently homeless?
I think she said something about running away from home since Josefumi and Kira disappeared
tidal solstice
Its a joke
spiral grove
jojoke*
minor ore
I havn't been reading recent jojolion lately is it finally going somewhere?
viscid lintel
Not rly
But we get to see Ojiro
And some shit with the old man
And Tsurugi
So I guess things did happen
minor ore
where are you up to? Recently Ojiro came back for some fun fun fun with Jobin... Jobin still has the fruit, some guy who is 89 shows up, they follow him for like 3 chapters.
||Tsurugi looks like he has heavily injured Norisuke but we still don't know||
old marlin
hasn't read jojolion
asks spoilers
"dont spoil tho!!!"
stark fossil
Is he really 89 years old tho 
hidden ruin
When it comes to soft and wet evolving in ability I don't believe the whole king crimson thing because that's stupid, and besides just plunder getting better I can maybe see soft and wet getting sheer heart attack but with soft and wets ability incorporated into it someway
manic anvil
he would be op with it
minor ore
jojolion is a alternate universe
kind owlBOT
@minor ore, Your Stand Power is now level 7 !
minor ore
It is? Does it play after the events of stone ocean?
My lips are sealed
Read SBR
Is all i will say
Bruh I shoulda finishd SBR before going into Jojolion then
It's alright, i wanted to go straight to jojolion too, but you need to read SBR if you want a better experience
minor ore
Yea
void viper
stop skipping parts
minor ore
Part 8 spoils part 7
minor ore
Yeah but you dont miss that much if you read part 8 without SBR
copper jay
But why would you want to skip part 7
old marlin
Becauze its baAd pArT zomg!
minor ore
People prefer different things, a big ass western horse race with the president in SBR might not seem as appealing as the LSD fueled fever dream mysteries of jojolion
Why would you skip the best part to get to the unfinished one
Because it's more interesting
I only read SBR first because i was told i had to
void viper
🗿
minor ore
I can understand skipping earlier parts but why would you skip any part after 5
Imagine skipping part 6 and going into part 7 without any context
void viper
Part 7 has no context
minor ore
Bro i keep repeating the same point, some people just don't find them as interesting
minor ore
Btw, every part is made to be a good jumping on point, even jojolion
You think every SBR reader has read part 6?
Well consider that part 6 sold very poorly
I mean, no, but if you don't know that it's a new universe/a different continuity then you'll realize that you just skipped the "ending" of Jojo
grizzled pilot
no it didn't
kind owlBOT
@grizzled pilot, Your Stand Power is now level 39 !
minor ore
That's not the point, it's to show that not every SBR reader has read part 6
Part skipping is perfectly fine, you people just took a meme too seriously
you can skip parts
but it ruins your experience
Not really, you can go back and re-read just fine
part skipping is bad when you get spoiled
Spoilers are bad in general, not just for part skippers
Well duh
I meant that when you skip parts of the same universe you know that you're gonna spoil yourself which is pretty bad
Hmm, not really
Except for jojolion
For the og universe there's no spoiling when skipping parts, except maybe polnareff
Parts are usually self contained and almost never relate to a previous part in a spoilery way
void viper
“Let’s just skip the first half of this movie, it’s boring”
minor ore
Logical extreme
More like "let me choose the most interesting books from this collection of short stories"
void viper
"let's just skip the second book in this trilogy, it's worse than the others"
void viper
part 7 and part 8 relate to one another
minor ore
Yeah, that's the only case though, and even then jojolion only shows one character dying from sbr
The main one
void viper
yeah, the main character, no one important
minor ore
No one cares about johnny anyway
grizzled pilot
this tbh
void viper
🗿 I care about johnny
minor ore
And besides, jojolion takes place in 2011, is it really a surprise a guy from the 1800s died?
void viper
yeah actually cause you know it was what started the whole rock curse thing?
that might have a bit of a role in JJL?
mossy robin
I fucking hate Part 2 but I'd never skip it first go.
grizzled pilot
i would lol
void viper
same but with part 3
minor ore
Part 2 was the first part i watched
void viper
🗿
grizzled pilot
what relevance does part 2 actually have to anything
void viper
jorge
grizzled pilot
aside from joseph loses his hand and speedwagon gets rich off screen
grizzled pilot
this unironically
void viper
but but muh arrows
minor ore
They're in part 4
void viper
but but muh arrow back story
minor ore
Fan theory time
old marlin
But....but....
minor ore
Butt
old marlin
Your mom!😡😡😡
minor ore
Your best lad!🤠 🤠 🤠
mossy robin
old marlin
I kinda like how this is a popular emote
minor ore
Joshu? I rarely see him used
minor ore
Pfff, i wouldn't know
minor ore
Yeah i got Paypal duties to do, i don't have time to scour the channels for () uses
And yes the pope is the CEO of Paypal
That's how they got the name
old marlin
mossy robin
Joshu...
old marlin
Like 2
velvet heron
its just not the best experience
you can technically skip 1-6 if you are just going to 7
starting with 5 also wouldn't be that bad
or 4 even
2, 3, 6 and 8 are the worst places to start
but 1 is still easily the most optimal choice
novel patio
3 is not a bad place to start tbh
velvet heron
2 isn't horrible it's just that quite alot of its story relates to 1
minor ore
It's a pretty boring part
old marlin
I started on 3 i think by accident
velvet heron
you can start there sure
old marlin
Watched like 1 episode
velvet heron
but it will definitely make the experience worse since the stories are connected pretty largely
novel patio
Does it? I think the only relation 3 has to previous parts is Joseph, and DIO being from PB, but it's explained really well imo
velvet heron
1 and 2 have the relation of 3 characters and the stone masks and how they were created
if you watch 3 first you get introduced to joseph in part 3 and mainly DIO of course
DIO is made alot more interesting if you watched part 1
you can start wherever you want im just saying i think these are the worst places
novel patio
The worst parts to start with are SO and JoJolion imo
velvet heron
part 2 and 3 might not be as bad since they only spoil part 1 which for most people wont matter anyway
velvet heron
but 6 is the final part and spoils some stuff of multiple parts
novel patio
SO is so far into the story you will probably get lost, and in JoJolion is too much stuff happening for people who didn't have any contact with JoJo before
old marlin
I think its better to skip to 8 rather than to skip to 7
old marlin
Because part 8 has like 1 or 2 connections to the entire series as a whole
And imo its one of the best reads so far
novel patio
Part 7 has like none connections though
novel patio
Only some references as like jokes I guess
velvet heron
and understanding stands
manic anvil
steady sundial
spiral grove
Four leaf clover dick
remote tree
just started reading jojolion and what the fuck
why does whoever tha main joestar is have two sets of balls
minor ore
You'll have to wait for the answer 
minor ore
The male audience that reads jojo got triggered that there wasn't the correct jojo parts/main jojos testicles ratio. Therefore to appease the massive uproar of fans he gave the part 8 jojo 4 balls.
Now we have 2+2+2+2+2+0+2+4 which compensates for Jolyne. 2 balls per part. All is right. Thank you Araki.
craggy belfry
if you told me jolyne had balls I'd believe you anyway
old marlin
Jolyne Fused with Annasui is something i wouldnt mind seeing
craggy belfry
nah I just mean jolyne has enough testosterone she grew a pair cause you know
bitch got balls
pallid crest
i just finished the shakedown road arc, joshu wasnt that bad in it
cant wait to lose all respect for him next chapter
old marlin
Lol
minor ore
😡
old marlin
Dont 😡 me you silly man
minor ore
not you. I'm just sick of this Joshu hate 😡
old marlin
😡
old marlin
Youre gonna start an explosion
viscid lintel
You rly are
minor ore
Joshu>>Rai
strange cape
Question, how much of jojolion is done
minor ore
Like 85/90%
We are entering/in the climax rn so it shouldn't take more than 20 chapters for it to end
old marlin
Imagine unironically thinking Jojolion wouldnt end within the next 2 years at most
minor ore
If we are so close to ending, then where is the main villain?
minor ore
unironically thinking Caato isn't the main villain
old marlin
hey guys caato has d4c 
pallid crest
ojiro is the main villain
kind owlBOT
@pallid crest, Your Stand Power is now level 6 !
viscid lintel
I like Mikes ideo for the Head Doctors stand
minor ore
Caato's last name is Valentine
viscid lintel
It seems cool
pallid crest
idk who caato is but is she related to valentine
minor ore
As far as we know, no
old marlin
Damn took me like an entire month to read all of D4C
Then like a day and a half to finish SBR
minor ore
I read all of D4C in a day and regretted it because I had to endure Hot Pants, Diego and Gyro's death 
minor ore
knotty mango
Z
old marlin
Idk what it is but Yotsuyu is simultaneously the most forgettable person in part 8 while also being one of the coolest
minor ore
I really liked I am a rock.
old marlin
I am a Rock is like the most Obtuse stand but it's also one of the most fucking interesting its so weird
minor ore
the fight also had Norisuke so that was kewl.
Since then all he has done is died though :/
Most forgettable people that I can remember are the guys with a football and a hand that could move stuff. Phix brothers(?) And their stand was called schnoot key #1 and #2
finite ridge
Araki: Ok so what if we had a Rock Human who's stand is called "I am a rock"
finite ridge
Hes dead
old marlin
Please tell me he isnt dead 
minor ore
see rock song and rock character are genius character writing. 5Head 🍷
Maybe he isn't dead since Araki teased it. But someone has to die soon
finite ridge
I really liked the Vitamin C arc
finite ridge
I feel like part 8 stands only have one ability then thats it
minor ore
Paper Moon King laughing in the distance
versed mango
Paisley Park literally has no boundaries to what it can do at this point
minor ore
Paisley Park's ability is simple
Yet extremely broad
It's just hacking
What about the choosing stuff thing
Hacking reality
Hacking reality?
Oh
Yes
Yeah I buy that
She can manipulate events too
rich hearth
“It just works” part 2
minor ore
So shit goes her way
Soft & Wet is more 'It Just Works' than Paisley Park tho
I wonder if Araki's going anywhere with that "actually it's not bubbles but string" thing
rich hearth
Soft and Wet can literally do anything with no limit at this point 
minor ore
^
rich hearth
Why have Tusk 4 when you can have S&W
versed mango
Soft and Wet could probably take vital organs and stuff like that away from people and just kill em easily
minor ore
People memed KC a lot but I genuinely feel like S&W is more confusing and inconsistent
Part 8 gang have the most broken stands
minor ore
I mean the main 3
rich hearth
minor ore
It kinda makes you invincible
It's more useful than Stone Free tho
Remember when Mamezuku became a bunch of strings
And survived
Although he can't attack with its physical form
knotty mango
Thats such bullshit
minor ore
Remember when Rai basically delayed the story for multiple months
versed mango
My problem with 8 is that right up until the recent chapters, it’s been going nowhere
It felt like it was going nowhere
rich hearth
Imagine getting a stand but you get Schott Key 1 instead
versed mango
At first we had the mystery of the Higashikata family and rock humans, next it was focused on Holly-San, then it changed into the “illegal” fruit trades
kind owlBOT
@versed mango, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !
minor ore
The first half was about Josuke recovering his memories and now it's about Josuke's goal to heal Holly
It's a simple story with complex storytelling
rich hearth
I want Jesus back to just karate chop the Head Doctor so Jojolions done 
viscid lintel
Someone dislikes part 8 😳😳😳
versed mango
I know this is an old thought but, Yasuho and Josuke 8 is just fab service for the sickos who ship Josuke 4 and Koichi
rich hearth
Ships 
old marlin
I ship Sucy with Giorno because theyre both bland
minor ore
whomst is Sucy
versed mango
Lucy
rich hearth
Y u gotta be like that 
versed mango
From P7
old marlin
minor ore
Sucy means what just to be sure or was that a typo?
versed mango
I prefer Jolene and Trish or Hermès, but that’s my preference
rich hearth
That’s my Discord name 
minor ore
awhhh
Why even compare Lucy to a main jojo when she's the Hayato/Emporio type character
rich hearth
versed mango
If there’s one character I hate it’s Emporio
minor ore
I was talking about silverchariot34's comment
viscid lintel
I think you misspelled Hayato
versed mango
Why couldn’t Jolene use Weathers disc and not the little useless shit Emporio
minor ore
Emporio's the most useful stand user in the SO Cast
pallid crest
"Jolene" ew
minor ore
emporio is cringe
pallid crest
when theres no full grown hayato in part 6
minor ore
when hayato doesn't join passione
pallid crest
when hayato dies
versed mango
When Rohan dies
pallid crest
when polnareff dies 
versed mango
Turtle time
minor ore
saddest moment in part 5 be like
donut
oh wait
there's 3 donuts and a pack of donuts
versed mango
My big tiddie goth gf became donut
rich hearth
Araki is so kind to bring some for everyone 😃
minor ore
i saw a video about araki apologising for killing off so much characters but now i can't find it
versed mango
Rip Danny
kind owlBOT
@versed mango, Your Stand Power is now level 2 !
rich hearth
He apologizing for his sins pepehands
pallid crest
bruh paper moon kings ability is to make people ugly in someones eyes
versed mango
It’s origami time
minor ore
tsurugi is creepy
pallid crest
yep
the higashikata family is creepy in general
from where i am at least
they just all seem like dicks
minor ore
except for in part 4
versed mango
what chapter skips?
minor ore
part 4 higashikata family is cool
versed mango
True
minor ore
imagine if every character in part 8 was a higashikata
pallid crest
that wanna make him and yasuhos life a living hell
minor ore
like he does with literally any main character that's the biggest priority sidekick of the main jojo
rich hearth
The donut gang awaits
pallid crest
joshu is getting donuted
versed mango
Hopefully
pallid crest
heat donuted
minor ore
joshu is gonna get the shigechi treatment tbh
he's an unlikeable character but he does something really respectable before he dies
versed mango
his stand is good but he’s a shit character
viscid lintel
Joshu
shit character
pallid crest
nvm
viscid lintel
Those words do not align
old marlin
Woah
Someone actually read that scene?
I thought it was impossible not to judge him out of context
inner gust
minor ore
oh shit Joshu AU Shigechi?
pallid crest
hMMMMmm
minor ore
not even naivety I don't think, Yasuho was literally like "IM SO FUCKING WET BATHROOM NOW NOW" right
pallid crest
she was like
as soon as i called you i was wet
lets go somewhere alone
bruh moment
minor ore
ah yes
that is a bruh moment
Joshu was like eeeEEEEEEEeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
in that Joshu voice
I loved his VA in EOH
perfect for the role
so annoying 😂
old marlin
ur momma
minor ore
^
old marlin
I wish zipperman was funny......
minor ore
I'm Not Trying Tu Be Funny I'm Just Trying To Insult Your fucking Mom Dude
also Yo-Yo Ma doesn't grant wishes, dummi
formal blaze
What I don't understand about the last issue
Is doesn't Fun Fun Fun have to be directly above you to control you?
So how the hell does Sasame catch up to Tsurugi and somehow make his way directly above him to control his arm and make him hold the phone
How the hell does he even get on the roof of the Higashikata house
Does no one, like, see him climb ontop the fucking building
versed mango
Do not question Fun Fun Fun, it just works
viscid lintel
Sounds
formal blaze
He was hanging off a cliff
versed mango
Because Fun Fun Fun is the strongest stand known to man, it has all powers imaginable
It’s stronger than DIO
formal blaze
I was kinda wondering if Sasame was gonna become a neutral/ally character
But I think it's obvious Jobin/Tsurugi are gonna kill him in this chapter
Like, one of them is about to kill him
This is a pretty standard minor villain fight setup
Which is a bummer, because Fun Fun Fun isn't threatening in the least
And I can't take Sasame seriously. He's not menacing he's just kind of a dick
minor ore
maybe now we'll see what Speed King does
for real this time
so far it can heat stuff up really really hot
and also drive a car
it's got something else up its sleeve 👀 I feel it
formal blaze
And, I mean
Sasame's a dick, yeah
But I also kinda just feel bad for him
I mean Kira basically bullied him into biting his fingers off
minor ore
i still don't get that shit
what was Kira's problem 😂
he saw Ojiro one day and was like HEY YOU SURFER FUCK YOU
but ad nauseum
formal blaze
I hope Araki, like
Does something new and inventive w Fun Fun Fun this chapter
To make it seem actually threatening or cool
I'm also kinda holding out that they don't kill him
Though I've read enough Jojo to know Ojiro's bout to get murked
Ojiro: Tell me the secret of the Rokakakas Trees, Job-
Jobin: Don't talk to me or my son ever again SUPEEDO KINGU!
old marlin
@formal blaze if anything i'm really hoping Ojirou brings out the worse in Jobin since right now Ojirou is targetting Tsurgi, one of the things Jobin is trying his hardest to fix. When Ojirou inevitably loses to either Tsurugi's new upgrade or the TRUE ability of Speedu King then i hope to see Jobin cementing his beliefs of being more worthy than anyone else
Maybe finally taking his main antagonist role much more seriously in the process but who knooooooooows
minor ore
^
craggy belfry
there are only 2 types of people on this planet
old marlin
Kek and Cringe
craggy belfry
"It's 2019 and Jojolion still has no main antagonist"
"It's 2019 and people still think Jojolion is gonna have a main antagonist"
formal blaze
There are only 2 types of people in this planet
Those who are chosen, and those who die
You have no other path to follow
🏹 face your destiny
old marlin
I would obtain my STANDU....... [FLASHING LIGHSTU]
Its ability....... PRODUCES A STROBE LIGHT EFFECT THAT DISRUPTS YOUR ABILITY TO SEE COLOR
minor ore
so like Wrecking Ball and Paper Moon King had a baby and it's just really bad
old marlin
Nonono thats not how you critique a stand on this server
Well actually it is but theres a more common thing to say
"So no fighting capabilities? Shit stand"
minor ore
"so no fighting capabilities? ite den im' head out"
if it can't ORA ORA then who even cares.
old marlin
Ill ora ora you....
minor ore
kisama...
craggy belfry
bro moody blues only has a C in fighting in capability? shit stand. Who cares if it can prove whether Jesus was resurrected or not and figure out the origin of every religion in existence
minor ore
Moody Blues is fuckin cool homie
minor ore
Well Abbacchio would probably get killed cause it would take to long.
Actual poo poo stand
craggy belfry
doo doo dingle berry
minor ore
Moody Blues can ORA bitch!!! Man in Za Mirror fight!!
craggy belfry
one punch
old marlin
Fucking awful stand
minor ore
no!!! he punch rush stupid idiot stupid moronic stupid dumb idiot stupid idiotic idiot
craggy belfry
the goth man smacked weak michael jackson, no kono powa involved
old marlin
Yeah but do he got an A in destrcutive powrr doe
minor ore
bites za dusto has A in development ? best stando
old marlin
No A in destructive power? Alright imma head out
minor ore
🚪 🚶
minor ore
for "idiot stupid moron idiot"
holy shit
great minds
im sorry but i think part 8 is kinda boring
are you up to date
craggy belfry
THEN KEEP SCROLLING
minor ore
o shit
im not up to date no, i stopped reading at like chapter 15 lol
ill probably continue reading
but i think its kind of boring compared to sbr
bro
I thought the exact same thing
until I hit the Vitamin C arc
then everything started RAMPING up
idk if you're there yet
no you def aren't
no point reading something you don't enjoy. I liked the start. There is like 1 fight I dislike in part 8 and it's Brain Storm.
I thought Born This Way was cool retroactively
at the time I was kind of confused
however I assure you, I was bored as well when I started reading it
and someone told me "wait until the Vitamin C arc and you'll likely enjoy it WAY more from then on" and they were totally right
idk if the same will apply to you but there you go
im at this arc where like, they do something but they dont remember doing it then they get scammed by everybody in sight lmao
kind owlBOT
@minor ore, Your Stand Power is now level 10 !
minor ore
ah Shakedown Road
that one's...less interesting imo however it features Joshu's stand a little so that's nice
i hate joshu
old marlin
Shakdown road is so good
minor ore
hes like sheen but not rambunctious
SHEEN
💖
but i like josuke
lmfaoooo
yes he is so much like Sheen actually
i like how josuke is literally autistic lol
why his stand not named Ultralord
wtf lmao how
idk he just gives that vibe to me
fair
I read him as more "confused" than autistic tho
that's really his entire personality to me
just
"confused"
i think it's the way he talks to people
he doesnt show emotion but he has a distinct personality compared to the other jojos
like he never explains what hes doing
and its kind of weird how he just casually uses his stand like its nothing
also why does every girl in morioh want to fuck him
because he's a Joestar
why does every girl in Japan want to fuck Jotaro when all he does is scream at them
nah but like these girls really cross the line
he gets adopted and immediately gets all felt up up by his adoptive sister
well to be fair it wasn't until recently in JoJo did sexual stuff even get brought up as far as I can remember
but yeah that was weird
maybe he has that quattro-balled energy
double the testosterone and women can't resist
what if Josuke fucks Yasuho's mom
cosmic bone
Now that I think about it soft and wet and white snake are pretty similar
mossy robin
"It wasn't until recently in JoJo did sexual stuff even get brought up..."
Jolyne saying she masturbated and got caught.
Narancia thinking Giorno sucked off Mista.
Maybe even Joseph looking at his mom in the bath through the keyhole.
craggy belfry
Yasuho's mom is the gamer mom and that's reserved for Kakyoin
cosmic bone
O
craggy belfry
Ok I'll agree with the Jolyne thing but those other 2 examples were jokes for the sake of jokes, the daiaya example is a lot more explicit and less joking
but SBR and SO (like you said) also touched on explicit sexual themes so I still have to disagree with Daiya being the first example
cosmic bone
Jonny bugbire fetish
mossy robin
Not sexual, but there was the nude woman in the very beginning of the Phantom Blood manga.
minor ore
agreed on both of those @craggy belfry
until part 6 there wasn't really sexual themes like that
not like part 7 where Scarlet fucks Lucy or all the stuff in part 8 😂
cosmic bone
His whole thing was a sexual thing
minor ore
or Yasuho almost succ Joshu
or or Joshu takes Caato's top off
etc
idk how to explain but it doesn't feel the same to me
craggy belfry
yeah a JOKE
remote tree
aye
old marlin
Araki's gone on record saying Gold Experience is a stand based off of sexual appearance
tawny mist
have you seen how sexual Giorno's poses with it are
brittle blade
cosmic bone
Going off on Jojo tropes tsurugi might me the main villan
Or the head doctor is doppioing tsurugi which kinda wouldn't make sense
Unless the guy the main group is chasing is a phoney
Also tsurugi maybe villan cuz villains usually get a piwerip first
velvet heron
tsurugi it semt like didn't actually kill anyone
graceful sedge
minor ore
We know that Tsurugi's stand is evolving so yes
versed mango
I feel like the speculation on the head doctor is going into the wrong direction
It could be Holly-San because we haven’t seen Holly for awhile and with the way her character is, she could’ve just forgotten about all of this
Or it’s Joseph
minor ore
Holly created the research lab but I think the rock humans already got "rid" of her
old marlin
Win win
raven fractal
part 1- who would win: buffed up sunlight breathing powers man with the help of random characters and speedwagon-sama vs one stone mask boi
part 2: Jondiana Jones and his Italian boyfriend with the help of the friendliest Nazi start fighting Aztec Gods of Fitness who want the period stone
part 3- Boss_Rush.mp4
part 4 - gay boys fight a hand fetish
part 5 -
part 6- lesbian prisoners vs gay priest
part 7- Jesus is a joestar.
part 8- w h o a m i
part 9- JoJo Joestar
old marlin
This would be more of a #jojo-overall-discussion shitpost but thanks for sharing
raven fractal
np lol
pallid crest
part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 6
velvet heron
2nd best part
old marlin
Or number one
minor ore
^
tawny mist
It would have to be finished for me to give it a proper rating
velvet heron
same tbh
velvet heron
wait did josefumi have the joestar birthmark
?
he does i googled it
but we don't know where he fits in to the family
it only shows that kira is related to johnny
pallid crest
wtf why does the dog look like that
tawny mist
its not a normal dog
pallid crest
the real part 5 villain
old marlin
Inb4 Iwasuke becomes relevant again next chapter
formal blaze
Y'all wanna listen to Secco Mode or Moss Bamba
old marlin
I wanna listen to the lovely sounds of Bruno Bucciarti putting me to sleep with his stand cry
"Ariariariariari....arrivederci....sleep well"
mental quartz
Iwasuke most definitely has a stand
In before he gets a well drawn version like Iggy did
ripe marlin
@pallid crest its rock dog you poor soul
Rock dog is beautiful
He has a full name I just forget it
pallid crest
Iwasuke
minor ore
Wasn't the name Rocky?
old marlin
No
hoary sun
That’s the JJCA name
minor ore
craggy belfry
you got me excited for a minute thinking that was a server emote
actually
can you submit that one?
I think saucy might accept it
@minor ore
minor ore
Rip
Ur avatar is epic tho
someone submitted that iirc
The file was called naiss. I remember trying to crop it
minor ore
: /
remote tree
kind owlBOT
@remote tree, Your Stand Power is now level 5 !
indigo plank
yes way you cringe
supple totem
iwasuku the dog right?
odd flume
bois
wtf
yes
hey bois remember when yasuho could have use paisley park to find out the head doctor's indentity by hacking files instead of searching the the fking face
tawny sentinel
araki forgot about that
grizzled pilot
jo bro isn't a real thing
velvet heron
i'd say rai or yasuho
grizzled pilot
if i had to pick someone it'd be yasuho
minor ore
But she needs base for something to search for
There was no data for him
Nor any info in hospital about him
grizzled pilot
damn what did she ever do to you smh
velvet heron
😡
minor ore
josuke has 4 balls
grizzled pilot
source?
minor ore
lul
minor ore
what files would paisley park hack you dummies
placid gyro
minor ore
Yes, apparently
hoary sun
After his moment with mitsuba a few chapters ago, I actually have a harder time believing he’s the big villain. An anti hero, at most. Deuteragonist at least.
velvet heron
No way a deuteragonist but he does seem important
rich depot
Because he‘s a creep
green solar
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
minor ore
Tsurugi need cume
minor ore
literally 9
copper jay
I felt bad for yasuho because tsurugi and paper moon king
crimson sluice
oh my god
craggy belfry
beautiful
indigo plank
so long jojo
hushed rover
you know what'd be really jojolike?
if araki decided to make the tradition of characters being donutted go full circle and have someone turn into an actual donut in part 8
minor ore
Tsurugi could disguise everyone as a donut
odd flume
anybody ever noticed rai looks the same to wamuu when he has his doggy style using wires
minor ore
Can tsurugi fold a human?
old marlin
He only folds inanimate objects so no
lone plover
Is Jojolion the best part?
grizzled pilot
hell yeah
lunar mirage
david bowie memory mystery
viscid lintel
nice Jello copypasta
lunar mirage
a man of culture i see
grizzled pilot
worlds funniest post
minor ore
And it also kind of feels like the Josuke show lately, which sucks because the side characters are pretty interesting.
Same, Kirby.
lunar mirage
horse race with jesus AND bring back the family with he highest mortality rate, sign me up. Not to mention trump dinosaur
minor ore
Aside from Kira and arguably Josefumi, has any cast member died so far in Jojolion? Obviously excluding villains.
old marlin
@grizzled pilot unironically the world's funniest post
grizzled pilot
really really good post
minor ore
jobin is best boy
old marlin
Antagonist*
minor ore
good joke Mike
dusk stone
The Doobie Wah fight didn't end the way I expected but holy fuck was it funny
"Oh look, there's Jobin!"
"Lmao bet"
When part 8 is animated, the bus is gonna become the new roadroller or ambulance
rose vortex
minor ore
I don't understand why it's funny but it is, good job Mike
minor ore
There's Jobin
and There's Jobin
and THERE'S Jobin too
minor ore
manic anvil
minor ore
One of my favorite (and I think underrated) fights of JJLN was the fight against the twins, since Josuke just straight up fistfought them for the majority of it.
old marlin
Antagonist*
minor ore
oh shit
old marlin
Good edit doe
minor ore
apparently dis a real phenomenon bro
soft raptor
void viper
hero!
minor ore
That's Alpha as fuck
pallid crest
thats joseph as fuck
minor ore
yea
pallid crest
wait so by where i am
minor ore
Dolomite so far is cool
pallid crest
josuke basically has his memories right
and now the plot is about the rokakaka shit
minor ore
good arc. Honestly the only arc I dislike in part 8 is the brain storm arc. It sucks
pallid crest
is josukes soft and wet literally just josefumis soft and wet
and kira did nothing to make it different
minor ore
idk if Josuke can still do this
Josukes stand's ability is theft tho
He can steal concepts or something like that, like any noises from a light switch or a wall
Or friction or idl
minor ore
yeah but can he half steal something.
like maybe Josefumis ability was weaker. who knows
old marlin
Since when the fuck was Plunder called Theft
old marlin
🙄
minor ore
so now i'm on b&w pages
minor ore
lol
pallid crest
@minor ore what do you think about jjl so far
old marlin
Its bad throw it out
pallid crest
@old marlin theft
old marlin
Ok
pallid crest
minor ore
jjl's pretty fucking good
minor ore
👀
Green Day has the thicc mold butt
but Brainstorm is like
wew
Brainstorm don't give a fuck about altitude either
only water
mossy robin
Give it the succ so it can hydrate.
minor ore
^
old marlin
Who needed more water? Brainstorm, Civil War, or Hoe Fighters
pallid crest
ho-
minor ore
HOW DARE YOU CALL PART 6'S BEST GIRL A HOE
kind owlBOT
@minor ore, Your Stand Power is now level 18 !
pallid crest
literally the best plankton in the entire series
viscid lintel
We can do what we please
🤠we’re gangstars
Plus we were talking about part 5 and 7 too
viscid lintel
We can’t talk about it all at once in here?
soft raptor
Guys this might be a dumb question
But how come Gyro and Wekapipo can see stands I still don’t get it
Unless I missed something
sullen rune
Gyro has ball breaker
minor ore
ultimate spin temporarily grants a stand i think
coral pawn
ah