#jojolion
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i still think they should make a list of them.
Yes if you contact a mod because maybe they missed that when it happened in jojokes
^ put it in rules or something
Mods don't be active all the time
God imagine trying to mod jojokes
ye
Yeah, in the rules, make it a link you click to a google doc or something, if they don't want to show them on the server. I got warned before for using a "banned word" even though it was completely innocent and out of context.
yes
i also said hierophant green was a good trap stand and got warned even though thats literally what the stand does best
they are working hard but they are very strict
jojo is adult themed and theres like every curse word in it
most of them are allowed but still no one is swearing at each other personally
if they do they are certainly going to get called out
The "r word" with ed at the end, I don't even know If that's allowed.
I remember when it just used to mean something is backwards.
You end up with people making personal attacks in different ways instead
I got a bit surprised when my lecturer said it
I remember when it used to mean “decelerating”
and calling narancia androgynous or okuyasu slow is all about the plot
I'd personally rather see someone just call the other person a bad word and get it out of the way, rather than being passive aggressive and condescending.
^
^
But I’d rather not get banned
Just go around tricking people into saying those words lol
Would be an epic lol and an epic troll
@void viper, Your Stand Power is now level 24 !
when the comments with banned words are deleted people just rewrite it with a synonim
Of course that’s my fucking level up message
Hey, who played Mr. Dawes JR in the new Mary Poppins movie? Does anyone know?
Excuse me?
It's not hard to find a less slurry synonym surely
Ridiculous is a good one
Like when people use that word they nearly always mean "stupid"
It's even less characters
“Dumb”
yeh
“Poopy”
I was gonna say "idiot" but on Twitch that's racist so
and "best girl" for male characters
“screaming”
"dumb" there you go, you've optimised insults
Can't ask a person If they're on the spectrum without it being considered an insult. lol
That's a +50% insult rate
Yeah that’s weird
In some contexts, yeah some people use it as an insult. In some other situations, It's just easier for everyone to establish things and make sense of certain conversations.
Thank god cause if swear words were banned I’d be gone on day one
Also did past 1?
*part
A woman ate her child
dog burning alive
Ok yeah dio kissing Erina was a bit too spicy 😳
borderline rape scenes
Unless you work in the Progeny Catering or Dog Burning industries
part 3 had this fucking orangutan
That’s me out
In which case Part 1 is not only SFW but instructional
and jotaro groping anne
well jotaro wasn't 18 yet
no it didnXt
part 4 got hayato and kira's funny bath time
Nonce jotaro
Nonce jotaro
everything
Part 6 had chapter 1
that's all fine as long as you remember not to use the r word, the n word, the t word, the g word, k word, d word and finally, the B word.
Part 8 has a naked woman in the first fight
and
aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAA
Isn't that the second fight
my toenail hurts
And a naked man before that
also we got the chocolates under skin bro
I mean the naked woman was the second fight of part 8
Jolyne in general
Oh god I forgot about the fucking KKK
part 2 had "german soldiers" too
And a “jojo pose” in it
Gio's haircut
valentine and lucy
basically everything involving Lucy
lucy and diego
poor girl
Also hot pants introduction
Diego’s brutal death
hitler was in part 2
Pocoloco staring a women’s breasts as well
God where do we even start with JJL
Part 8 has some scenes with Joshu in them
bruh
And that's harrowing
nsfw doesn't mean"violent or involving a woman"
I feel like everyone got sidetracked and forgot about the original discussion lol
thats too much
Also, Joshu in general
No one should have to see Joshu
what does it mean then
Gappys magnum chad dong
the series is violent and has lots of homoerotic scenes
Let's all look at this cool hat https://www.chapelhats.com/collections/mens/products/fiddler?variant=5253881790496
nice
Too neat at the back
Pretty cool hat
Abbachio's partner's hat
Looks comfy to wear

Get it chewed up by a Boston terrier then we'll talk
Yes
she's a tubby bitch
what is safe for work in jojo
That's ok. Adds character
I call her Cuntbear.
Sounds cute
back into my rant
None of JoJo is safe for work because it's too fun
Good jojo’s bizzare adventure: part 8 Jojolion discussion
this series is pretty nsfw,and if people just have to go around banned words for words with the same meaning, why ban it ?
And you will not be able to concentrate
because people care more about the words than their meaning
ye
@rain zephyr, Your Stand Power is now level 2 !
and here we go
DISPERSE
But yeah, that word is viewed as worst than "Dumb fucking prick" which is something I've seen get thrown around here a few times.
also "absolute fucking buffoon"
If you're gonna start censoring certain words, you might as well go for them all.
I thought it was only slurs that were not allowed
th*nos is a slur
Unless a characters named after one
then you can call people Guidos without repercussions
@rain zephyr No slurs please
You beautiful guidos, keep it going !
about NSFW in JoJo:
part 1: first scene of the manga: a woman whose breasts are exposed gets killed
part 2:Lisa lisa bath scene
part 3: Anne shower scene
part 4: Hayato and Kira bath
part 5: Trish' s right nipple
part 6: Jolyne masturbating in jail and rolling naked on the floor while showing guards her ass
part 7: mostly content about Lucy (like some where she is naked, the rape scene and the lesbian thing with Scarlet)
part 8: so far: naked woman in the bath in the first chapters, Yasuho' s butt scenes, Joshu trying to rape Yasuho and trying to suck his mom' s breasts
Part 8 has the most and that kinda annoys me
Araki can't help it if he wakes up feeling so horny.
as long as it' s not in every single page
Araki is a 50 year old man
So.
Ik ik it just feels scary and foreboding after watching isekai anime
Who dat
Araki doesn't die, he respawns.
What a gamer.
Zamasu is an immortal boi in DBS
Araki is a pillar man
He’s Speedwagon

who is telling us the story of his family
"Lol this is what happened to them all haha."
tbh I don' t care about fanservice anymore
monogatari made me realize how fanservice is not always bad
banned word?
was this a rant about the nword?
cuz I'm fucking tired of seeing white people ranting about that
after the toothbrush scene in Nisemonogatari, I think I've become desensitised to fanservice
Well I'm gay, imagine me seeing straight fan service all the time
well im straight and i cant keep a calm breathing everytime i see fan service
i cant focus my hamon with all of these fan services
i dont even mind fanservice
theres an extent to which its positive and good because it gives the fans recognition that the creators care and want to hear the things they make around the product
but then theres an extent to which its boring and mundane
is doggystyle literally just stone free? from what i can tell there's no difference between them
nope
stone free literally turns jolyne's body into extremely tough, not very malleable string
Stone Free also has those sweet shades
Doggystyle could never imitate that CHAD energy
yeah but doggystyle can also make mumuzukus body into a string like substance, just like stone free
@sacred magnet, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !
Still can't believe people dont admit Jobin's the main antagonist
I don't find much of it fanservicey, usually what's going on around the fanservice is too disturbing
Mamezuku doesn't get any extra strength from Doggystyle, and the further he extends the weaker his cord is
Also I don't know if Jolyne can pick up objects with a single string
Mamezuku almost definitely can't punch with "the force of a small meteor" either, and Araki's never confirmed if Doggy style smells of soap
You can have fan service and still have a great series if you do it well enough. Kill La Kill is a good example

Jobin isnt the main antag
he's a very important minor antagonist
think diego
or risotto
Bold to assume there's a main antagonist
@brittle blade No racism please
The head doctor's certainly the focus of attention for now
But I really like the theory that it's gonna be a showdown between a couple of factions
I wonder if the head doctor even exists at this point.
It reminds me of green baby where they can't catch up to him no matter what
But ya, a multiple faction fight makes sense. At this point, its safe to assume that Doctor Wu took over from Holly after she somehow consumed a fruit, right? If he was her ally, He wouldn't have let the equivalent exchange hit her brain
I don't know any reasons why Doctor Wu would ally with Holly
yeah so its likely they took over the entire hospital and could've even caused her brain to deteriorate.
I also suspect he's a mirage. Might explain why Mitsuba saw him as well as Josuke et al
Actually that's not really what you said
what?
Misread what you said dw
They could have pretty easily exchanged Holly's brain
Mixed the fruit into her food or something
But Holly must have had a problem for the exchange to happen. Maybe I forgot what it was
I figured Doctor Wu fed her one and forced the equivalent exchange to go to her brain
Sounds good to me
Well, horrible
But what was exchanged for Holly's brain
Or is that another mystery
Big mood
another part of the doggy style stone free debate, stone free can act as a close range power type stand on top of letting jolyne turn into string, doggy style cannot
He's like mandom, gives his user an ability without doing anything itself
theyre totally different substances
Isnt doggy style more like an apple being peeled than string?
Substances
So I've come here.
because this is the most revent jojo part
and I have a question concerning all the parts
how often, do BUFF characters pop up post Part 4?
Not much
Well
Most characters are considerably more buff than the average person
But I assume you mean Parts 1-3
Buff as in jotaro and the rest from part 3? Nope
I know some do
There's still some fit bois
right now I'm only up to part 5 and there's been some bigger lads
Tfw your joshu x gappy fanfic gets deleted
Some people just don't have an appreciation for art
Amen brother
why would you do that?
What are you talkong about fake mod
Just get something stuck between your teeth and let it widen up y
Imagine If they give Josuke a lisp once he's animated
"Watathi no Thtando: Thofuto ando Wetto"
His current voice actor is so good
But i feel like he fits with early gappy and not current gappy
you mean the VA from EoH, right?
I have a question, how do People believe the Head Doctor is alternative Universe Joseph Joestar? The Age is off
Do we even know the age of Joseph ?
yeah but that's not relevant to this. I mean in the SBR verse of JoJo
because If Joseph was still around in part 8, 89 would make plenty of sense as an age.
well the head doctor is suppose to be 89, but Joseph is 87 years old
if i remember correctly
Where does it say joseph is 87
what year does part 8 take place
2011 I'm 99% sure
The Family Tree
i remember the year 2011, so if joseph kept his part 2 birthday, he should be 91
best case scenario, depending on at what point of 2011 it is, he could be 88
but not 89
but where was that stated in the manga
I don't remember ever reading anything about Josephs age
Only one I ever saw with date of births on it was something made up by fans
just found it lol
Well, thats a shame Would've been cool If it being Joseph couldve been a thing
maybe it'll still happen anyways.
Araki forgot how ages work
Tbf
SDC: DIO died in 1987
DiU: DIO died in 1987
VA: Giorno's dad was a hell of a guy
SO: DIO died in 1989
the head doctor gave off a bit of a Part 4 Joseph vibe
Yeah. It gets difficult to tell the difference between what's something a fan put up because its his headcanon, and whats real.
I’m still pretty far from part 8
But I was wondering, due to the chapters being released monthly, are they any longer that when the chapters were released weekly?
Yes, almost double the page count
yeah, chapters get a lot longer after jojo became monthly @forest rock
They're around 40-50 pages long
Yes, the first quarter of SBR (IIRC) was weekly tho
and hard.
And soft

What, were you not expecting to hit the ground running with a naked 4-balled man immediately followed up with an arc where a woman's naked in the tub and there are bdsm pics of her?
Sounds hot
18th-20th of may
~19th
It'll be my first chapter since catching up too. Not being able to read JoJo hurts
Oh sweet. So about the 19th every month? Something to be excited for.
tbh I think the main enemy is the head doctor and Jobin is like Diego 2.0 but both of them are not 100% evil
just like Valentine and Diego
What if Araki's Stand allows him to see events in multiple timelines but each time he uses it, he forgets something.
From this timeline
When did the last colored jojolion release came out?
HD is pure evil tho
He's still gonna have some speech about morals
But let's face it every villain is a major dickhead
Calling him the Head Doctor.
Calling him Akefu.
Arefu
Or is it akefu?
Weird name
calling him head doctor
calling him akefu
calling him tooru
What if tsurugi was the main villain and the whole head doctor situation was just him fucking shit up with illusions
I don't think he has that much control over his stand. If that happened, It'd be really lame.
maybe his stand is the main villain?
Josuke is the main villain.
josuke (diu) is the main villain
inb4 kira comes back
or plot twist
there is no villain
just a bunch of good guys doing their thing and getting in eachothers way
that would be interesting
i dont see why not to catch up
i heard that it's not that good in a later part plus
@minor ore, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !
i've been reading steel ball run for the 4th time so XD
JJL is better than SBR
idk i've been enjoying SBR more xD
mainly because i liked the whole new idea of stands and golden spin theme
Jjl is even better imo, but they are extremely different
ik
JJL is one of the strangest jojo parts
i've read
if not the strangest
Can we talk about how much nightmare fuel is in this part?
It's the creepiest that's for sure
reminds me of that fun fun fun guy
legit when i first saw fun fun fun i thought araki was making a refrence to the kazoo kid trap remix song
same here 😂
F is for friends who do stuff together
U is for you and meeee
N is anywhere and anytime at all
Down in the deep blue sea
I like how jojolion break the standard of having a clear main villain
I mean there may be one but even being introduced this far of the beginning is surprising
(you can switch villain with antagonist)
jacksepiceye

tfw Jobin has a stone nose fetish
Yeah, the fuck was that. And why does he have a beetle wandering around with him
maybe it's a stone pet
rock pet
like doremifaso or the brooch
can I just say
all the Joshu hate meme circlejerk is starting to annoy me
I don't mind if people don't like the character, he's a prick
but people are harping on shit like "he tried to rape Yashuo" which is patently untrue
and honestly JoJo fans seem to be really, really bad with misconceptions and latching onto them
Probably because when we see something with some truth we latch onto it like a meme, in the literal sense of the word meaning a cultural unit
So then it just gets perpetuated without question
Just for the record btw I like Joshu a lot
like, it is not a good look for Joshu that he's used his powers for undressing women against their will multiple times
Kaato was sort of justifiable
but Valentine has actively tried to rape Lucy in a fit of evil gloating and I still see people that argue that he's the most sympathetic JoJo villain
Kaato was basically him just acting out
A stranger walks into your house uninvited and claims to be your mother, who is a convicted murder. You’re not gonna respect that person and went them gone
When was the other time actually?
Oh yeah I mean
Ehhhhhhh, same sort of situation
He didn’t realise he was doing anything wrong
like
Joshu is just the polnareff/okuyasu/narancia of the part
just considerably more of a dick
Nah yasuho is the jobro
I'd say he's more like some random asshole the main character would've beat up except we actually see his homelife
Ahh yeah
Neither Narancia nor Polnareff were the Jobros of their parts anyway
Then I agree
that would be Bruno and Kakyoin respectively
Kakyoin has the closest relationship to Jotaro
Jobros:
Speedwagon
Caesar
Kakyoin
Okuyasu
Bruno
Hermes
Gyro
Yashuo
though you could argue Will A. Zeppeli instead of Speedwagon
Could you not argue koichi instead of okuyasu
I wouldn't
And have okuyasu as the “comedic relief” role
Josuke spends waaaay more time with Okuyasu
Koichi is the second most major character after Josuke
possibly even most major
there can be more than 1 character who's close to the MC
he has his own arcs, own love interest
but Okuyasu spends waaaay more time around Josuke
I think the only time Okuyasu gets focus away from Josuke is during the Red Hot Chili Pepper stuff
I think that is correct
Yeah he’s with him in almost every arc
Highway star is the only exception that comes to mind
ironically the only thing I would say that sets Okuyasu apart from most Jobros
is that he doesn't die
except in that one Bites the Dust timeline
Speedwagon doesn't die either
I never actually noticed that
well, eventually of old age
Well he does eventually
but not in either of his parts
And if you consider will the jobro then he dies
part 4 is just a very non-dying part
Part 4 might have fewer deaths than Part 1
Shigetchi is the only character who dies
no
part 1 has 4
Shigechi
Josuke's Grandpa
Still a death
Remi was already dead
Counts ^
You said "non-dying" part, not "heroes survive" part
Yeah
because of all the zombies that die
Echoes act 0 😔
Since Bruford, Tarkus, lots of zombies against Straits
I think Kira is flat out the only villain who die
I think I went through and counted all of the Part 1 deaths at one point
in part 4
Didn’t enigma’s user die?
ah true
though whether he was a villain is debatable
but you are right
there's a bunch of long running theories on Cheap Trick
OK so Part 1 has 29 deaths plus boat passengers
He’s an enemy stand user at least
whether he was like Holly for instance
And zombies Tonpetti and Straits killed that didn't have names
Just an (enemy stand) user rather than an (enemy) stand user
heh
do you guys think jojolion is good?
yes
Of course
yes
No it sucks
Agreed.
Best one
Might be a top 3 part
i feel like the story is going at a continental speed, it's taking way too long for the rokakaka to go anywhere and the lack of a clear antagonist isn't helping
Was anyone else disappointed because of the rock human?
no not really
i don't think we have enough information about them to judge them, i think we should wait for more details about their origins before judging them
Eh, they just have a disappointing introduction
yeah
it did feel sort of anti-climactic
that i agree with
though king nothing was enik
bik
though underused
like the entire goddamn family
^
im following the colored so dont spoil pls
anyways i hope norisuke gets better
in the later xhapters
I mean when I heard in JoJolion that there was a race of mysterious humanoids I was thinking "oh hey Araki didn't forget our favorite Azt- who are these guys..."
nore used
rock humans might be this universes pillar men
prob
Cause it's more of a devolution then anything else.
they're disapointing compared to though
Araki has proved to us he can expand on concepts like Hamon becoming the spin and that was a huge improvement so why are Rock Humans so... disappointing?
again, we'll probably learn about their past near the end much like we did with the pillar men so i don't feel like its right to judge them yet, especially since they have great stands
i trust araki
i do like how in depth araki is going with their everyday lives
I feel right to say that their introduction is disappointing.
But in the long run we'll see.
there introduction is definitely bad, especially when compared to the pillar mens introduction
i do like how they aren't super powerful like the pillar men were, it makes them feel like another species rather then some sort of god like beings
Well Pillarmen weren't powerful, you could easily use the sun to kill them or Hamon,
@minor ore, Your Stand Power is now level 3 !
It's only when they become Ultimate Life Form when the ass pulls happen
they were still treated like powerful beings, rock humans are more like average stand users
@sacred magnet, Your Stand Power is now level 2 !
They woudln't be disappointing if not for the fact that people compare them to the Pillarmen
As someone who thinks Wammu is the only good thing in Part 2, I firmly believe the rock humans are a giant step up from wherever those naked wall guys were.
i just wish they had more of an importance to the story, right now it doesn't feel like rock humans contribute anything to it and nothing would change if all the rock humans were just regular people
That's almost their point. They blend into human society so seamlessly that you'd easily mistake one for a person.
At least, I think.
yeah but the fact that they're rock humans changes nothing, it doesn't feel like they have all that much of a reason to exist so it just feels like they're normal humans especially since only the first rock human battle actually did something with the fact that they're fighting rock humans, every other fight with them was just a regular stand battle
The whole reason Rock Humans are enemies is because they are a different species than humans, they want to be the superior race
I agree that some battles are just "normal stand battles" but i think it'd be worse if every single one is special
Urban Guerilla and Doctor Wu fights are really good because both are rock humans and use their different characteristics but not every fight has to be like that, imho
MILAGRO MAN
it's more similar to stone free then it is to o lonesome me
i might be wrong here but i'm pretty sure that everything that doggystyle has done up until now is something stone free could have done
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How long before SBR's end, did we know it was ending?
about 2 years
when D4C arc started for example people kinda knew it was the last arc or so
but that shit took 18 months to finish
I wonder how much more JJL we're gonna be getting
Stone free Möbius strip was fucking awesome though
it was
that was one of the only 2 good things jolyne did with one of the most potentially creative stands ever
What was the other thing
kevlar vest
why does nobody talk about the fact there is a stad called california king bed
she made a vest out of her strings to absorb a punch
Why does no one talk about how there's a stand named soft and wet
Because it’s a cool ass stand
Don’t judge a book by its cover
Everyone focuses on how cool it’s powers are
Like how it makes stuff soft and wet...
Wait why does no one talk about that
Soft and Wet is a memorable name
You won't remember The Lock as much as Soft and Wet
Question; what is the publishing schedule for Jojolion?
Is there even a consistent schedule?
every month on the 19th
Yeah but it's a strange name
Still tho
Best name and design by far
And the way gappy says it is just mmmm
I forget. Why did Yasuho eat a fruit when she was being kept in that cellar at the estate
@minor ore in eyes of heaven?
Yeah
Yes, very
He's got a sexy and deep nasaly voice if that makes sense
It fits extremely well
Also Rebelled i think it might have been some sort of sacrifice
Remember when tsurugi rapes yasuho
Remember when those kinky police hoes try to rape yasuho
I remember her eating the fruit but idk if anything ever came of it.
Fruit juice probably came out
Profound
I frankly love the odd writing of stands in jojolion
They are so different than the rest of the parts
Yet used in those exact circumstances to where they're frankly amazing and dangerous
Though Soft and Wet is so underutilized
The stealing abstract concepts part is kinda op tho
nut king call might be my favorite stand from that part
They never really described the complete capabilities of soft and wet
makes asspulls easier to pull off later on. lol
also wtf is string bubbles
why can't they just be bubbles
it better be important later
tru
Didn't Josuke also have a weakness early part that was kind of completely ignored later on. Where he could only create bubbles from his joestar birthmark. Forgive me if I'm wrong
Stands that need to appear again:
Walking Heart
Speed King
Nut King Call
Love x2 Deluxe
Ye
@minor ore, Your Stand Power is now level 14 !
I'd be surprised if 2love deluxe comes back cause it seems like a pretty one note stand
she seemed important to josuke's past
yeah the user might come back, but since that whole plot has sort of been resolved I don't see her re-appearing
hopefully she does
Yasuho with (forgot his name) and josuke with (forgot her name too, shit)
i have bad memory

seems like it
ngl I thought the corn hair doctor would have been the villain
Did joshu ever knew about tooru
then they introduced HD and Tooru
HD?
Head Doctor
I think camel Avdol is main villian
he is the main character
motorcycle stand but Camel Avdol
Is jojolion good? Because I’ve been thinking about reading it but didn’t know if it’s worth it
@sturdy cliff, Your Stand Power is now level 5 !
It’s really good. Just prepare for very long waits in you decide to read in color or black and white
im waiting till its done
That’s gonna be a while 
You sort of have to get used to b and w but it’s still a great part
Lmao
Are there pdfs for volumes 19 & 20 in Black & White yet?
I'm on volume 16 currently but I like to download them to read offline
Welcome to the club. We all get depressed around the 20th of each month but then it progressively gets better as we approach the 19th of the next month.
im hoping for a colored jojolion soon. its been months
"Part 5 is the most violent part"
boi
Lmao
boi
bruh ain't joshu like the most trustworthy one from the higashikatas ?
him and hato are the only ones who aren't hiding any secrets
daiya almost raped josuke,jobin is probably the main villain, tsurugi killed a kid and trapped josuke and yasuho in a nightmare, norisuke may be part of the fruit business, and his wife probably plays a big role along with jobin
hato was kind of dragged into this and joshu doesn't really know what is going on with the fruit or rock humans
isnt that kid tsurugi "killed" still alive and only has minor injuries?
Retired like Nukesaku
I believe Kaato is the main villain
Due to several factors like her role, her personality, her motivation
Her stand not having a name yet
Her stand being incredibly similar to D4C
It just makes too much sense
that's a really good theory. I never thought about that
You know what doesn't make sense?
I hope she yugiohs some people and stuff out of her cards. that'd be cool
Being in literally one arc
Was it ever explained how that wheelchair got compacted into Dr Wu's desk?
I think we were meant to think it was either a stand thing or it was a....
compact wheelchair maybe?
It looked kinda crushed in there, didn't it? I expected either the doctor, or jobins wifes stand to be related to that but nothing came of it
I mean it's either compact or another stand at work who knows
Kaato wasn’t really important until that arc but she seems to been given a strong character, a unique stand, and lots of potential
Jojolion is a pretty stark contrast in terms of its part 4 counterparts
The part 4 cast trusted and loved each other
Part 8 keeps a shit ton of secrets and carry out chaos
in part 8 you can' t trust anyone
except Rai, Yasuho and Josuke
though I still think Joshu is an asshole, I guess he could help Josuke in the end
by killing himself
Part 4: Kira is the least trustworthy person
Part 8: Kira is the most trustworthy person
in part 4 the community banded together to get rid of a threat that was harming people
in part 8 everyone tries to kill each other
now the community is the threat
Harrowing evidence that Kaato is the main villain is
Why was she released from jail?
She has yet to do anything
All of the flashback stuff
her jail time was over
also we got foreshadowing about the main villain since first chapters
Kato being the main villain would be real neat
So why did Araki choose to release her
it' s obviously the dude who cut Joshu' s hair like that
i'd like that the most i think

that was kaato too
kaato is jobins wife right?
No
norisukes wife
Mom
Mitsuba is Jobin's wife
jobins wife name is jobins wife
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i want to see more mitsuba
what was the whole deal with kira making that guy eat people
disclaimer tho if caato's stand turns out to have a stupid name i'm dropping this theory immediately
it was the guy with the stand that controls people that have been hit in their hands and feet
wonder what kind of name she could have for her stand
second villain who would have had their tits sucked
Space Cowboy could be a good standname for her
wait so yoshikage kira didnt make that guy eat people?
"Queen"
maybe 3. not sure about cars
What about Queen Nothing?
thats not a metallica song
To contrast the Higashikata family's pattern with King names
If she was the villain
The character OPPOSING everyone
how could jojo have bad stand names
"QUEEN" would be a good one
part 5 would fuckin blow if diavolo's stand was called fun fun fun
know what i'm saying
everyone: AHHHH
Wait a second....Fun Fun Fun is a Beach Boy song...
buccellati: hrhhhrhrhgh... i gotta kill... fun fun fun
translation: enjoyment
Pesci is destined to take down Diavolo confirmed
ok i see
king crimson is fun fun and epitaph is the third fun
FUN FUN FUN NO NORYOKU
wait
I need to know
what was the whole deal with the first stand battle where the user tortured a bunch of people and said kira made him eat people
and a naked woman in the bathroom
I don't recall him saying Kira made him eat people
Kira just berated the dude for being a surfer
He was like
"You're a surfer? Are you a man of the sea or land? You're a stupid fucker."
He just wanted revenege cause his feelings were hurt
he gatekeeping surf
You ever notice how Kaato's stand is just D4C but better
her stand is D4C meets Yugioh
we need tusk king call
Josuke's gonna spin his bubbles into golden rectangles and fuck her up
joshu is gonna fuse with johnny's corpse and that is a fact
Tuft & Wesk
can someone explain why they made Soft and wet bubbles strings?
why could they just be bubbles
string theory
idk
so that him pulling off a perfect spin with them and upgrading his power that way makes sense later on in the story
Part 7: Golden Spiral

what is string theory
Honestly my favorite part of the video I linked is the crackpot theory section
Which speculates that Kaato is a rock person and may have been a member of Valentine's cabinet
And that one of the government workers present at Johnny's death bares a resemblance to Kaato
sugar mountain looks exactly like the blind girl
daaya?
i think
wait why did yasuho eat the rokaka again?
When did Yasuho eat a rokakaka 
oh maybe she didn't
When she was being held at the estates by that architect
she was on the bed with the mostly eaten fruit. I don't remember if it specifically states that she ate it though
so she did eat one
@sacred totem, Your Stand Power is now level 14 !
or maybe not
fruit...
Maybe jobins rock nose fetish is because of his mom lol
Kaato Higashikata's Stand appears to take the form of a simple deck of playing cards. However, by placing an object between two cards of the deck, she can store that object in the deck itself as if nothing was there. She can store objects that are considerably larger than the deck, as seen when she brings forth a chair
yeah thats what ive been saying
she kills Josuke and sends him to the shadow realm
then the final fight happens in the "card world"
Imagine it
The real head doctor is hiding in her card deck
we'll see Avdol's arms floating around
😦
KAIBA!!!
im sorry I dont know much about yugioh other than that
though I would love to see Kaato as the first female villain, I think Tooru or HD will be the main villain

Honestly watch the video I posted
It has compelling evidence that it's her
During a time where the rokakaka trade would've been running and there's no way Jobin could be associated with it
Only SHE could be the one running it
Despite being in jail
So it’s like a Polpo situation where he still ran the mafia perfectly despite being in jail 
could you dm it to me
because it will prolly get lost in chat and I wannawatch it later
her cards would be really great for smuggling and moving something like the rokakaka around
The most compelling piece of evidence is that right out of jail she had a model of cellphone that she could not have owned if she did not have access to the outside world
As she was sent to jail in 1996
And she owns a flip phone
Not only that but the phone had a recent photo of Jobin in it
that's hard evidence... if it's intentional
i wanna believe that this isn't just a minor detail overlooked
caato main villain theory cmon
You see we keep coming to question what's intentional and what's not
But I wanna believe this is the same exact Araki made SBR
And I wanna believe all of these loose threads will be tied together
except for however the fuck Daiya healed herself with California King Bed how the fuck did she do that
CKB can also heal people
that doesn't make any SENSE
flip phones get smuggled into prisons a lot though
she could've gotten it smuggled in and hid it in her cards after
Yeah? That's kinda the point
She needs somebody to helo smuggle it in
Who better than those running the rokakaka trade
Because she's the ring leader
wait CKB can heal? how!?
Maybe. But I think anyone could've smuggled it in for her. So she likely implanted herself in the Higashikata family because of their curse?
i hope Araki actually explains all these things
Daiya wounds herself in one scene and suddenly heals prior to the CKB fight and there's no explanation, Row
Rebelled, take a look at the video I posted, then come back to me with your thoughts
god damn it that;s annoying
so do yall think sugar mountain and daiya might be related
i say they are related
Wait was Sugar Mountain blind
johnny nut in this coochie
ye
Sugar Mountain girl was cute
Oh, to live on Sugar Mountain.
@mossy robin, Your Stand Power is now level 20 !
Good.
sit on sugar mountain what


