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#jojolion
tall notch
minor ore
I hate this meme but i can't not love it
tall notch
Im pretty sure the first to die is joshu since no one likes him like shigechi
@minor ore
minor ore
Nah it's too late
The first to die is norisuke
That sets off a chain reaction of deaths
Ending with gappy
Who sacrifices his life for holly
And combines into a new jojo with her
summer tree
Holly's stand is literally Made in Heaven
minor ore
She's literally made in heaven
spiral hemlock
new chap is out
minor ore
In a thread about Tooru’s potential stand ability lol
hushed rover
New chapter straight up turned into a horror film
Tbh, tooru’s eerie voicemail creeped me out more than everything else in the chapter tho
minor ore
This was suspicious
I feel like he wouldn’t need to send a pic if he was talking to only Yasuho
I think he knew that Gappy had the phone
Yeah
He was watching
Yasuho said she saw him during the chase again
minor ore
Jobin is not gonna be the main villain
This isn't the first evil guy speech he did
He gave one to Tsurugi, multiple times kind of
In Beetle Tendency he kind of explained how he views society
Before Damo's group talked with him he had a disagreement with Norisuke
Tsurugi also explained Jobin's philosophy to Josuke
crystal patrol
I mean
white beacon
Jobin is... A talkative person
crystal patrol
I don’t think we should be so quick to rule Jobin out as a main villain, especially after what we just saw
spiral hemlock
he isnt a villain but he is an antagonist
kind owlBOT
@spiral hemlock, Your Stand Power is now level 6 !
storm temple
But I mean the head doctor has had such a big buildup now
Surely that means something
white beacon
Akefu has a huge buildup but like, we don't see his side of the story, or why he does what he did or stuff like that(though this all might/could happen in the next chaps) while jobin, we see his side, his ideals, his principles
And that's what main antagonists before do, they monologue about shit and we see their side of the equation
stark wagon
having a main villain introduce this late will fall flat unless we still have tons of chapters to go
I really don't like the head doctor main villain theory
The conflict in the higashikata family has always been the interesting part of jjl for me and I hope it ends with that
minor ore
I dunno i kinda like the idea of a 3 way fight, and by the end both josuke and jobin team up against the hd
storm temple
Personally I think the head doctor is going to be the main villain but I hope that it'll be Jobin
storm temple
Tooru for main villain
storm temple
Yes Joshu inherits the fruit parlor
stark wagon
part 9 jojo is joshu's son
storm temple
Stand name Nut King Call Over Heaven
hushed rover
Love how Joubin just leaves his beetle on his bed, while he’s about to fuck his wife
storm temple
And then proceedes to have a serious conversation with her
white beacon
The beetle is there to help 😉
minor ore
the doctor def has some sort of teleporting objects and people ability
idk if its time though, it could be
lul
storm temple
I like to think that it's more teleportation based
stark fossil
Hey have a terrible fan theory
Hato was able to stab Damo with her heels
Could infer that her Stand has the power to extend objects Hato is touching
Therefore if Hato went barefoot for a walk around Morioh, she could have caused the ground to rise up like that
cosmic frost
its a better fan theory than the theory that gappy could be a main villain in this part
stark fossil
oh god no
cosmic frost
he can make objects move into you
crystal maple
i thought it was something similar to king crimson, or memory manipulation but now i have no clue
storm temple
I love the teleportation idea
crystal maple
i can make objects move into you too
cosmic frost
it has something to do with the wounds josuke and jobin wife have
stark fossil
I think time travel is the best bet
stark fossil
Does Mitsuba see the head doctor at the same time as Josuke does?
If so time travel is the easiest explanation
crystal maple
i have no idea at this point, and i really hope that Yashuos ex isnt the actual main villian
cosmic frost
i hope jobin is
crystal maple
i hope the docs ability is something like teleportation, i like that idea too
cosmic frost
i think the head doctor is a red herring
or a false lead
or he is kaato
for no reason
crystal maple
idk, i just hope the doctor is actually someone we have known for long
like Giorno, or au speedwagon, or someone from the brando bloodline
cosmic frost
i dont know about that chief
au speedwagon was mountain tim and mr steel
and giorno hmmm i dont think so
storm temple
Either way I'm looking forward to the next chapter
minor ore
I’m still feeling the head doctor being Joseph
storm temple
Speedweed for sure
summer tree
I mean
but according to the SBR timeline
Joseph was born in 1924
and the head doctor has to have at least been born in 1921
spice crystal
he’s 89???
storm temple
Ikr, it's crazy!
minor ore
Where do yall read the manga
spice crystal
Mangadex
minor ore
Why does no one question how Yotsuyu could just straight up create a lid from his eyes
Rock powers
spice crystal
he’s just that cool
stark wagon
Why does no one question how the head boss is 89 years old
mossy robin
He's just 89 years old.
true junco
89 years old
hushed rover
I think I know what the head doctor’s actual stand is (if it’s his at all)
Since Mamezuku’s eyes glaze over before he bumps into the chair, the ability probably distorts people’s vision
pearl wave
then would the stored damage type ability be toorus?
noble zenith
i think his stand is that he's 89
crystal patrol
You all keep making jokes about Mamezuku saying he’s 89 over and over but we’re not gonna talk at all about how Jobin wants to be poked by Mitsuba’s rock nose?
minor ore
havent really read that much of jojolion
but that stand that appeared in chapter 84 has to be toorus
without a doubt
idk if this was touched on here yet
It has
especially with the stars matching
or suns whatever it is
steady ruin
thinking about it the head doctor doesnt have some sort of king crimson stand
even in erased time hes too old to move chairs around like that
minor ore
maybe it has to do with gravity
steady ruin
what if the head doctors stand is just actually something stupid like hermit purple and tooru is really the one doing all this shit
tall notch
I think he can decellerate or accelerate time
minor ore
what if tooru is the doctor
steady ruin
that is very unlikely but very funny
steady ruin
my guess is teleportation or something
steady ruin
hes dangerous in the sense that he maybe can teleport things into your body
metallica style
minor ore
I think its teleportation, time deceleration or acceleration (very little amount), or something with gravity
but i dont know how that can play into a main antagonist
Joshu makes me want to commit bathtub toaster
joshu doesnt really bother me too much
steady ruin
the fingernail breaking thing is weird though
probably some dumb araki fact that he found on the inside of a snapple lid
im guessing they were being attacked by both tooru and the head doctor
the hd can maybe affect luck and tooru is just more powerful black sabbath
shadow teleportation maybe
teleporting items through shadows
steady ruin
sweat probably because they were running
tall notch
steady ruin
his whole reveal feels very ominous and i feel like he can be one of the most powerful users in the series
we will probably get to understand his power in the next chapter
definitely by the june chapter
or maybe araki will go for the tooru fight first
rocky charm
I don't believe he's 89 years old
frozen frigate
I just got started on JoJolion. Kinda wondering if someone could answer a few questions for me?
grizzled pilot
sure but the answer is probably "keep reading"
frozen frigate
Most likely
steady ruin
is he really 89
frozen frigate
So does JoJolion take place in Morio?
frozen frigate
Yeah of course
And the main characters name is Josuke Higashikata just like old Josuke? Is that just coincidence? Or is it they just share the name?
grizzled pilot
they do not share a name
it's pronounced the same
and it's spelled the same
but only in english
it is a coincidence
but since it's an alternate universe, i guess it's only sort of a coincidence
frozen frigate
Oooh ok. And is Killer Queen back? But its not the same as before?
fleet pier
"back" is arguable
grizzled pilot
keep reading
frozen frigate
Alright lmao
crystal patrol
Yee we cant say a lot without spoiling
frozen frigate
Tbh yall can say what ever. I dont mind spoilers.
grizzled pilot
nah we won't
i find a lot of people end up finding JJL more interesting cause spoilers for it don't circulate as much, aside from the big one
rocky charm
*the big 4
minor ore
there’s like ten “big ones” in this goddamn part
white beacon
Think of all the returning names and characters as more of,coincidences, in this universe
Concidences in context that they share a name with someone from parts 1-6
frozen frigate
Yeah. It seems this Killer Queen has the Sheer Heart Attack and the Cat bubble bombs.
But not Bomb Transmutation.
mental quartz
hey guys
kind owlBOT
@mental quartz, Your Stand Power is now level 2 !
mental quartz
did you know the Head Doctor is 89 years old?
summer tree
you know here's the thing
from Parts 4-7
Jojo has been super good about duality between the protagonist and the villain
(well in Parts 6's case it's one of the side characters and the villain but that's besides the point)
I can't help but feel that has to be the case for Gappy too
and I can't help but wonder if that could help us clue in on a villain
white beacon
it's jobin cuz he owes his life to his mom and is a vital part to him, like josuke who's kinda getting the fruit for holly
white beacon
I think you mean son
summer tree
don't worry, everybody accidentally calls Tsurugi a girl at some point
rocky charm
It's because of that school chapter where everyone called him a girl
fleet pier
and also Tsurugi is just a feminine sounding name
white beacon
I think it's after 5 days from jobin and mitsuba's talk... I think
grizzled pilot
the big one that everyone who tries to spoil themself knows, that ||josuke is a fusion of josefumi and kira||. i'd say it's the thing people get spoiled on the most if they try
spice crystal
same
grizzled pilot
i knew a few JJL things but this wasn't one of them
spice crystal
I was spoiled mostly on part 7, because I typed in ‘gyro zeppeli’ on google and one of the autocomplete options was ‘death’ so like
wasn’t happy about that one
grizzled pilot
i read all of part 7 in a day i din't have time for that shit :v
spice crystal
you did what
grizzled pilot
i'm a guy with a lot of free time
well the first 8 or so chapters i read the day before actually
it's been a while. i don't really remember
spice crystal
how much fucking caffeine did you inject directly into your bloodstream
grizzled pilot
i don't sleep very much
spice crystal
fair
It took me like 4 days to read part 5 and about a week to read 7
I read all of 5-8 in about a month, and then read 1-4 slightly slower
grizzled pilot
read all of jojo in a week cause i wanted to read JJL :v
spice crystal
I just wanted to know the plot of 5, because I had a friend that was a manga reader who got me into jojo properly at the start of the part 5 anime and I couldn’t bear to wait months and months to have a plot resolution
but then I got really into the manga and decided to just slam it all out
grizzled pilot
all my anime friends talked about JJL all the time and i figured i should catch up and find out what the hell thry were talking about and why these characters seemingly had metallica-themed powers
grizzled pilot
King Nothing ye
white beacon
Woaaaa no way
brittle blade
It really do be like that sometimes
minor ore
The heat doctor is a red herring
kind owlBOT
@minor ore, Your Stand Power is now level 22 !
minor ore
He can't be the main villain
brittle blade
the head doctor is a character we already know
minor ore
Kaato?
Haven't really seen her since like uhh
The fucking blue lagoon arc
I think?
novel igloo
i still think the head doctor is tooru
hidden cargo
Guys where can I read Jojolion online? Mangarock only goes up to chapter 62
novel igloo
mangadex
minor ore
@hidden cargo colored I think only goes to 62
But if you are wanting to look at black and white it goes to 85
hidden cargo
Yeah I'm reading it in black and white now, I'm on chapter 68
kind owlBOT
@hidden cargo, Your Stand Power is now level 3 !
brittle blade
colored ends at blue lagoon part 4
hushed rover
storm temple
Very true
sturdy falcon
so tooru is like definitely a stone human right
hexed obsidian
wait. what ?
rocky charm
Kira Yoshikage
The son of Holly Joestar-Kira and Kira Yoshiteru
That's how it goes down in this universe
hexed obsidian
lmaooo
rocky charm
The true main villain of Jojolion
His Stand, Sono Chi no Sadame, allows him to make anything he draws real
The Rock Humans are all his creations
rocky charm
Jojolion is actually a documentary
minor ore
I don't get it
sturdy falcon
i thought jojolion in a nutshell was just a symbol that vaguely represents a question mark
minor ore
JoJolion in a nutshell is a copy of the bourne identity bundled with farming simulator 2019
tall notch
minor ore
Also i think i didn't word the question right
There's many generations of norisukes
My question was when does a newborn get naned norisuke
rocky charm
Age 10, I'd assume
hexed obsidian
so...
4 balls
4 eyeballs
2 tongues
rocky charm
Yes
rocky charm
The eyes and tongue are split
But, from what we can tell, since Yasuho probably wasn't looking at exact details, he actually has 4 testicles
Rather than 2 which are each split halfway
hexed obsidian
i think 4 testicles
kind owlBOT
@hexed obsidian, Your Stand Power is now level 2 !
hexed obsidian
but how is that arranged
minor ore
Horizontally of course
minor ore
4 on a horizontal plane
rocky charm
I think it's a square
They're all at roughly the same height
2 in front, 2 in back
minor ore
Imagining what it would look like is really weid honestly
hexed obsidian
no bc it's for science
sturdy falcon
do you think it’s uncomfortable
hexed obsidian
i think yes @sturdy falcon
minor ore
If it's a horizontal plane it wouldn't be that bad
rocky charm
2 are uncomfortable when they get hung up wrong
minor ore
Just needs more manspreading
rocky charm
4 wouldn't always be uncomfortable
hexed obsidian
lmaoo
rocky charm
Every part of your body is fine when you get used to it
minor ore
Yeah
rocky charm
But obviously, he would have moments where his boxers would ride up wrong
Assuming he doesn't go commando,, of course
minor ore
You guys are imagining big busty balls
sturdy falcon
poor gappy
minor ore
Imagine regular nut sizes
That's like 3cm³
Or less
It's not that bad the nuts are small
Gappy doesn't wear underwear
sturdy falcon
can’t believe yasuho only commented on the number of testicles and not the size/girth
shit writing on araki’s part tbh
rocky charm
I'd assume they shrink
To make room for more
I guess the no underwear seems logical, with the "it's hitting me" scene
minor ore
imagine being yasuho and u just see someone with 4 balls
rocky charm
And you feel more aroused than you knew was possible
minor ore
thats after love love deluxe
sturdy falcon
it was in that moment that yasuho knew tooru wasn’t shit
kind owlBOT
@sturdy falcon, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !
sturdy falcon
only 2 balls? sad.
minor ore
imagine being kira and being so gay that your balls get transferred to another dude
gappy: exists
satoru akefu: d i e
sturdy falcon
also
couldn’t paisley park override whatever stand is attacking them
at least so they don’t walk into shit lol
brittle blade
no?
brittle blade
Paisley Park is just a very advanced data crawler
minor ore
Can't defend them unless they're being hacked to death
sturdy falcon
oh I was just thinking back to born this way
brittle blade
You could actually write a code that would do the same stuff
that makes even less sense with born this way
sturdy falcon
i gotta reread lol
minor ore
The reveal of Paisley park was eerily similar to the reveal of spice girl
rocky charm
Yasuho is hotter than Trish
brittle blade
that's a hard fact
pearl wave
very true
brazen niche
or is it a soft & wet fact?
brittle blade
Yasuho is best johoe
grizzled pilot
this
grizzled pilot
i could almost accept the other ones but that's just going way too far
knotty mango
Bruh
late beacon
Yahoo!
minor ore
hey guys
about the head doctor
there was a detail in the last chapter that seems very weird
void viper
Your next line is “he’s 89 years old”
stark wagon
really? 89?
minor ore
@minor ore what detail
rocky charm
The detail of him being 89 years old
brazen niche
No. Everyones just joking.
late beacon
89?
minor ore
@ me when the part is over so I can read it
brazen niche
!remindme 4 years
minor ore
Oh god
rich hearth
sturdy falcon
Man went from wanting to get poked by a stone nose to monologuing about the strong and the weak
minor ore
spice crystal
primal grove
he already did that kind of speech before
that is pretty much the possessed kakyoin argument
kakyoin says that whoever loses is the evil
jobin says that whoever wins is "in the right"
which obviously means
||jobin is AU kakyoin||
rich hearth
A new hunter has joined the league
rocky charm
Jobin was trying to have sex with a MILF in the latest chapter
rich hearth
fast moth
Hey
I have question
Where can I find good jojolion engsub on the internet
Like good scan
And please no kissmanga cause that place is horrible
minor ore
Mangadex @fast moth
storm temple
Inb4 there's no actual main villain
stark wagon
The main villain was the friends we made along the way
minor ore
the main villain is the number 89
spice crystal
every character turns out to be AU mista, and is actually just terrified of the number 89
acoustic ocean
Ok this was a great chapter and this is going in a good direction
Plot is moving forward, but who can wait a whole month for next chapter
Anyhow, i can see Gappy going there and meeting with Tooru, which is obviously telling us that he is working with head doctor(or maybe he is a head doctor, and that thing with hat is his stand(but then which stand is that other one) (what if stands had stands 🤔)
minor ore
How did Norisuke's mom equivalent exchange with him when he was a kid without the fruit or the corpse
In theory the holy corpse created the anomaly that makes people get exchanged underground like, a hundred years ago, so that's how
It's stated that the Higashikata used that since the very first case of rock disease
They just bury the child with one of his parents
Fair enough. Makes sense to me.
How do Wall Eyes create stands?
I guess no one truly knows
acoustic ocean
Wait wait wait
kind owlBOT
@acoustic ocean, Your Stand Power is now level 3 !
acoustic ocean
But if two people are buried
Arent they going to end up like Josefumi and Kira
Doesnt that mean that... Norisuke is half himself and half his mother?
storm temple
It's been a while but I have it in my memory that Norisuke's mother went with him to a certain place to get the equivalent exchange done, and it wasn't random like with the wall eyes? Don't quote me on this
minor ore
Can someone check chapter 47 to see if they mention Sadafumi by name
kind owlBOT
@minor ore, Your Stand Power is now level 2 !
minor ore
I can’t access it right now
acoustic ocean
Who is sadafumi again?
white beacon
Josefumi's mom's ex-husband
white beacon
Chapter 47 I forgot what page
I'm not sure if actually mentioned or was in the divorce papers
acoustic ocean
Probably was just hinted
Well josefumi is a jojo i am sure
Cause both him and kira had a birthmark so
white beacon
What does josefumi being a jojo have to do with sadafumi?
acoustic ocean
Maybe sadafumi is descendant of johnny
I don't remember anyone mentioning that his mother is related to joestar blood line
And i dont think he is adopted
white beacon
Maybe it's kiyomi, josefumi's mom? And you just said sadafumi is johnny's ancestor
acoustic ocean
I meant descendant
I always swap these two
His mother is most likely to be a jojo now
white beacon
There's no mention of either of them being part of the bloodline so it could be either of them really
And how can "Kiyomi Kujo" be a jojo?? Her name doesn't form it at all
acoustic ocean
I meant part of the Joestar family line, but so i don't have to write it all i just say JoJo
Like Holly Kujo
She is Joseph's daughter
white beacon
But... Holly already exists..? And she's joseph's daughter..? And yoshikage's mom??
acoustic ocean
But how is josefumi a joestar descedant is he adopted? Are his mother and Kira's mother sisters?
white beacon
As I just said, we don't know because it's never mentioned
minor ore
I beleive the head doctor is connected to higashikatas in some way
minor ore
I bet Joseph cheated on Suzie Q in this alt universe too. And somehow Josefumi happened
kind owlBOT
@minor ore, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !
minor ore
We never see Kira with the Joestar birthmark but his sister has one and Josefumi also has one some how
We do
Post screens? I might have not gotten that far.
Oh dope
Must have missed it
Happens
white beacon
Smug wall eye
brittle blade
How much time will pass between the end of part 8 and the start of part 9?
grizzled pilot
maybe 12 years or so
grizzled pilot
viking jojo
brittle blade
I meant in real time
grizzled pilot
jöjö
brittle blade
Estimatedly on previus parts transition times
brittle blade
I'd say 3 months
grizzled pilot
just a month
brittle blade
Or even less
grizzled pilot
assuming they don't switch magazines again
stark wagon
Araki pretty much never stopped writing jojo
Biggest break was still less than a year
knotty mango
I like how hxh and beserk share the boats
minor ore
the idea of a new chapter is too distant for me
grizzled pilot
new... chapter? i don't understand...
supple totem
Ba.. Bakana
white beacon
They talkin about hxh or berserk I think, I dunno
supple totem
I n a j o jo chat?! 
minor ore
Mamezuku is just a punching bag
brazen niche
Mangarock just told me there was a new JoJo chapter uploaded today what
storm temple
They only do the coloured versions
So maybe part 8 is catching up
They're only on like 64 or smth
brazen niche
no. its not a new coloured chapter. those are separate from the main JoJo manga
I'm not caught up so Idk if there's something new that got added or if its an error
brazen niche
Chapter 932, right?
storm temple
I wouldn't know
late beacon
I sometimes forget that Josuke has hair
storm temple
Ikr
crystal patrol
Araki loves Italy
crystal patrol
He’s written a lot of Italian characters and even based a whole part in it
It’s not far fetched, I’d say he will
minor ore
He did america, which I think he likes
Back to his homeland
Maybe alt universe parts are his final goodbyes to his favorite countries
For jojo
brazen niche
He could do both Italy and Greece in one part
wouldn't mind some parts being at sea, traveling around isles
brazen niche
"This is my stando powah, ZEUS!"
minor ore
I fuck with it
brazen niche
let's you transform into animals and it'll be full of beastiality.
brazen niche
while throwing lightning
stark wagon
I'd like italy but I want to see something different
pearl wave
I'm actually hoping he doesn't do italy again
greece would be cool though
or I guess rome if he was going to do the god themed stands thing
would be cool if janus was a stand, instead of controlling time he can just swap between two different time periods at will like that one mission in titanfall 2
brittle blade
I want a sci fi/space part
brazen niche
Same Gods. It's why I think Italy & Greece would both work
pearl wave
janus didn't have a greek equivalent though, so now I'm hoping it'd be rome instead
brittle blade
or a part in a desolate rain forest or something
brazen niche
Shit. I thought I was 30ish chapters away from catching up but its actually 6
minor ore
read slowly
brazen niche
I like to skim through.
late beacon
Mexico
brittle blade
I always try to keep up a pace but still slow enough to read and understand every word on screen
I read like 2 third of stone ocean in a single day
minor ore
oof
when rereading i like to read very slowly, especially during phantom blood
i always skim through dragons dream tho
crystal patrol
Dragons dream is the worst fight in Jojo and nothing necessary comes out of it
brittle blade
That fight was pure fucking chaos
brittle blade
yet it was still chaotic
minor ore
WELL ACTCHUALLY HE IS USING FEGN SHUI. HERE IS HOW IT WORKS AGAIN. THE DRAGON IS CHILL THOUGH. I REPEAT, HE GOES TO LUCKY SPOTS AND ATTACKS THE UNLUCKY SPOTS. AND HE CAN MAKE U DROWN.
everytime he does anything this exact same thing appears
way to ruin a fight
brittle blade
ah yes my favorite jojolion fight
minor ore
oof
brittle blade
head out to stone ocean chat k?
minor ore
k buddy
brittle blade
I don't believe in god
white beacon
Reminder that yotsuyu yagiyama is fuckin hot
And aishou too if he would dress better
rapid hill
Reminder that Dolomite is fuckin hot
delicate cedar
storm temple
I can see that happening
minor ore
Does anyone know why Josuke had bite marks around his birthmark yet
spice crystal
nobody
minor ore
I bet he's gonna throw that plot point away
rigid fern
I remember a zombie jesus theory being popular here like 2 years back
minor ore
Why is Nijimura still chilling at the Higashikata house
Why is she there again
She had a cool stand
rough ermine
minor ore
She cleans gappy's dirty, dirty underwear
white beacon
Do y'all have some pics of yotsuyu? Might wanna draw him later
cosmic frost
maybe ist kaatos card stand
crystal patrol
Beautiful
minor ore
The art in general here skyrocketed
I was always told sbr was the peak
Turns out it's just the beginning
Who's yotsuyu again?
higashikata house architect
and part of the rokakaka smuggling organization
Ooooooh
I remember
Lemme look up a few pictures
white beacon
The what
rich depot
white beacon
@swe coo I'm not sure if a mod has told you this before, but this server doesn't allow the use of the word "trap" when referring to a person, especially when how they look isn't done on purpose to trick people
Actually, no thanks for the pics. Shoulda known I shoulda just went looking for them on my own
minor ore
Oof sorry for that
brazen niche
It is hard keeping track of what word means what now
minor ore
You need to be more hip with the kids...
grandpa
brazen niche
Or people can use already existing words instead of associating old ones with new things. Like how "thick" now means someone is attractive. It's confusing. lol
brazen niche
Sadly, they do.
minor ore
Also who cares tho
it’s just lingo
Oof
Using internet words irl is...
How do i say this...
brazen niche
I remember when the cringiest thing was someone saying "lol" In real life. Now that's nothing
minor ore
This might be overused but,
It's C R I N G E
Also i hate how cringe is a forbidden word now
brazen niche
It is?
minor ore
Yeah, if you use it everyone immediately says it's overused and your point is nullified because of it
Man fuck that shit
It's an actual word
If something is cringe it's cringe
brazen niche
That's what I dislike about all that internet lingo. At some point words are gonna lose their meaning. Not right away, but in time, yeah. Then you'll have different generations thinking certain words mean different things. It's always been like that but the internets gonna make it 100x worse
white beacon
"Thicc" just means you're somewhat plump or literally 'thick' it doesn't necessarily mean attractive. You can be thicc but also, you know, not that easy on the eyes
minor ore
Fat
brazen niche
If it means the same thing.. why change the spelling of it? Some people were in here the other day discussing how Hermes, FF & Jolyne are "thicc". So to them, it means something different already.
white beacon
They meant how their asses are drawn extra booty
minor ore
Thicc generally means that they pack a giant uhh bottom
white beacon
So like, you know, thicker
fleet pier
pretty sure "thicc" just derived from spelling the word "thick" stupidly
minor ore
I think it came from the grammar that ghetto gangster types use in texts
minor ore
Please don't use the word "thicc" ever again
brazen niche
if the word trap can't be used to describe characters, the same should apply to "thicc".
brazen niche
how is trap a slur? I don't get it. what does it even mean now
minor ore
It means people who look like girls, but are actually guys. It is commonly used in a derogatory way. Therefore it’s banned here
You can say thick
Just don't say thicc
It's old as hell
but she isn't thicc
she swol
Also how does someone use the internet and not know what trap means
brazen niche
Because I don't hang out in the areas of it where shit like that is prevalent. Never saw anyone here use those words until that new wave of people showed up recently.
minor ore
It's used pretty much everywhere
brazen niche
Well, you should find better places to hang out at then, Frost.
crystal patrol
I mean
I crossdress and I call myself a ‘trap’, I don’t really see it used in a derogatory way
As far as ‘thicc’ goes, I see no problem
Just thick but without the k and an extra c
sacred totem
Very riveting stuff here
minor ore
and narancia is a reference to a song about a dude that looks like a lady
so its kind of the point sometimes
his stand, [Lil Bomber] is also a reference to trap music
crystal patrol
I think the localization name theory you got there is a stretch but aight
It’s called Aerosmith
crystal patrol
And Aerosmith made the song ‘Dude (Looks like a lady)’
sacred totem
Also have any new@chapters come out recently?
brazen niche
3 days ago was the last one
crystal patrol
^
brazen niche
Is weeb also considered a slur here, then?
night urchin
One thing that's really bothering me
About the last two chapters
Is how it kind of feels like he's got a teleportation stand
But aside from the Mitsuba side of things we never see anything like that
minor ore
btw what about the dude near pinnochio's house ?
night urchin
I feel like if one of the trio actually saw him jump then they'd have pointed it out
night urchin
You say that but I'm one of the delusional idiots who actually thinks Gappy is gonna get King Crimson
storm temple
There's no reason for hat Josuke to get King Crimson wtf
I don't think Araki is going to reuse stands for protagonists/villains, even if we're in an alternate universe
night urchin
Protagonist stand, so it's not unlikely for it to evolve
Every higashikata have a stand with "King" in the name, except Josuke, even Mitsuba who's not related by bloo
Soft and Wet already removes abstract concepts from things, so "stealing time" isn't too crazy
kind owlBOT
@night urchin, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !
night urchin
Also, both him and the boss are two people in one body
Not by theory but I just think it'd be fun if true
sacred totem
Holy shit
storm temple
Also about what I said I am aware that Kira Yoshikage has Killer Queen, but that's why Josefumi came in and altered it greatly so that now Soft and Wet has barely any resemblance to Killer Queen
night urchin
I do think it is cool how Killer Queen altered it a bit.
Like, Soft and Wet's bubbles now have offensive capabilities via blowing up, which can hurt someone or launch things inside it was projectiles
storm temple
Yeah
minor ore
jobin is the main villain and speed king will evolve into king crimson
im araki trust me
storm temple
But Soft and Wet is such a great stand as it is, I'd go so far as to say I'd be disappointed if it evolves into King Crimson
sacred totem
Damn araki is in chat
night urchin
I'd imagine it'd be like, King Crimson but with bubbles
minor ore
jordan joestar
sacred totem
What’s up I am a rock e
night urchin
Alternate evolution: Soft and Wet: Bites the Dust
minor ore
soft and wet: the world
storm temple
And Speed King is even more different than King Crimson, I can't see Speed King evolving into that either. Besides, it already has the "king" in it
minor ore
its ability?
brazen niche
and then Josephs gonna show up with hermit purple, and we'll find out that hollys stand lets her see the future very clearly, and that Josefumi is actually her brother.
minor ore
erases time and then just loops the erased time
flat crypt
so is josefumi and kira fusing a reference to Dio and Johnathan fusing
night urchin
I also don't think that Speed King is going to reveal some crazy reality altering power like some people have guessed
I think it's a bit stronger than we've seen but not by much
minor ore
i think the main villain will be giorno from the og universe
flat crypt
giorno goes no u
minor ore
he just traveled to the new universe
brazen niche
main villain is gonna be Joseph
storm temple
I still think the main villain will be the Head Doctor but I hope it's Jobin
minor ore
and is looking to take over the yakuza now
night urchin
My two ideas for what final villains will be is the head doctor eating a new rokakaka (It's established that the rokakaka works differently on stone people, as said by urban guerilla) which gives him some super stand
Or Tsurugi fusing with kaato to cure his rock disease and get Paper Moon King act II
Or
minor ore
if jojolion continues the trend of main villain stands then he'll get some space-dimension stand
night urchin
Act III since I think it's already evolved once as of chapter 83
minor ore
za hando is the main villain's stand
night urchin
I say Kaato since she also has a paper based stand
brazen niche
Vampire Joseph with hermit purple
minor ore
cripple polnareff and cripple johnny fusion
storm temple
I hope it's a teleportation stand idk why I just love that idea
minor ore
a stand that teleports any item in the user's field of view to any location he wants
that could also explain the chairs and shit that teleported last chapter
night urchin
I actually think it's tooru who's causing the obstacles to move into their path
storm temple
Yeah
night urchin
I mean
First off, that didn't happen till Tooru showed up
Chapter 84 has none of that
storm temple
I think it's possible that Tooru and the Doctor are the same person actually
night urchin
I think it's very unlikely
storm temple
Maybe not likely but it might be cool
minor ore
head doctor is just an illusion and tooru is the main villain
he's a random person that tooru is teleporting
night urchin
Tooru is likely a lacky that is carefully designed to become as punchable as possible by the end of his arc so that Josuke can beat his shit in
storm temple
I mean what would someone with a position like him really have to do with the Head Doctor, such an ominous figure. I definitely think that they're at least working together
minor ore
exploding head ver.2????
night urchin
My main issue with that is we see the head doctor on his own elsewhere
But
I guess Tooru could be in the background
Well, okay
That's not my main issue
minor ore
Dumb
night urchin
My main issue is that Tooru is most likely not a rock human
minor ore
tooru is an obsidian human
storm temple
I don't think he is either
night urchin
I mean
kind owlBOT
@night urchin, Your Stand Power is now level 2 !
minor ore
you need a diamond pickaxe to kill him
night urchin
He went to Yasuho's highschool
Clearly he's aging at a normal rate
So
For Tooru's stand
Whenever something gets in their way
It injures them more than makes sense
Josuke banged his hand against a glass door and got a cut on it
Rai, well...... we saw
storm temple
Tbh I'm unclear on whether it was the same stand that moved around the objects which also did the thing to Rai
night urchin
I think it's likely
Like I said, there was a connection between running into something and getting an otherwise unexplained injury
fleet pier
we don't know if it was just moving things around tho
storm temple
^
fleet pier
one theory i saw a while back was that it was rotation based
night urchin
Urine intensifies
flat crypt
does that mean that when he punches them, they will fly to space
night urchin
I'm not sure it's strong enough to do that
flat crypt
does it even have limits?
night urchin
I hope so
storm temple
No concrete ones but I don't think it's strong enough to do that either
flat crypt
i dont remember reading about soft and wet having limits
he can steal friction
its almost the same thing
🤔
brazen niche
Can he extract urine & feces from himself & others?
night urchin
There are some serious differences
Most likely yes
That seems to be within his powers
brazen niche
he's got my vote
night urchin
So
Since it's very likely Johnny is a saint now (since he's done two miracles)
Who else thinks that's how Gappy is gonna get his stand upgrade
flat crypt
he eats johnny jerky
flat crypt
imagine if josuke could steal stands with his bubbles
night urchin
I think he's responsible for Jobin losing his rock disease
And I think he created the new rokakaka since it was grafted onto right above his burial site
What if the fight with Tooru and the doctor takes them there and then Josuke unlocks his new evolution
flat crypt
i like the idea that doctor is like Kars and Josuke will send him to space
storm temple
That's another fan theory I dislike
storm temple
I love JoJo because it's stupid and a masterpiece at the same time
But that theory is not a masterpiece
brazen niche
my favorite part is how he keeps gushing food/sweets out of his gap because he's not used to having it
storm temple
Yes
night urchin
The first ever Jo-ho
Joking aside I like how Gappy is like
This deconstruction of harem protagonists
He has all the girls flocking to him but if it aint Yasuho then he wants nothing to do with it
minor ore
blind loli ? pass
female biker jotaro ? nah
waifu abbachio ? lmao no
female koichi ? seriously ? this just took a turn into the awesome
storm temple
I hate remembering that she's female Koichi
night urchin
Also I love how
storm temple
Because I don't like Koichi
night urchin
In Love Love Deluxe it was just
The idea that he could have been dating this chick instead of Yasuho was just unbelievable to him
Called instant bullshit
God can you imagine Paisley Park act II
kind owlBOT
@night urchin, Your Stand Power is now level 3 !
storm temple
Paisley Park is such a cool stand I'd love act II but I don't know if we'll get one
night urchin
All I want for christmas is for PP to do the choice thing again
minor ore
Thighs
night urchin
For real though
One thing I really liked about Koichi is that he started out as a wimp but grew into a fucking gangster
I really wanna see that from her
She's making strides
But she needs a good 1v1 stand fight where she pummels ass
minor ore
well she doesn't have offensive capabilities
night urchin
She just needs to get creative
Paisley Park has good reach and can apply force to important areas to manipulate the environment, like when she crashed the car
night urchin
Combine that with its pseudo omniscience
Imagine
Tooru picks off Josuke and Rai 1 by 1 and captures them, leaving Yasuho alone so she's none the wiser and he can take her as a prize later. Is taunting Josuke about it wherever he's keeping him
Yasuho managed to track them down and then 1v1's Tooru
night urchin
Jobin is amazing and if he dies we riot
minor ore
Yes
jobin is just shigechi
with the spikes on his head
What no
and the army of little shits (beatles)
storm temple
Do not compare sexy Jobin to fucking Shigechi
minor ore
beetles*
hey fuck you shigechi was a great dude
I'm still waiting for full reveal of his stand
storm temple
Well fuck you, Jobin is even greater
minor ore
speed king - can put wax inside things
night urchin
Eurobeat Intensifies
brazen niche
Imagine being rich enough to afford letting your beetles fight like that
tall notch
I think tooru is the main villian
brazen niche
nah its joseph
Then you wonder why you've got no friends
@flat cave Can you do something about this? Thanks.
tall notch
Am i doing somthing wrong
@brazen niche
I was ironic but i dont think its joseph
@brazen niche
finite citrus
Does anyone think a part 9 would happening?
tall notch
Yes