#jojolion

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knotty mango
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He just says this

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Lmao

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And look at norisukes face

dense spoke
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"ill kill you and then myself"

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my god hes dumber than patrick

minor ore
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LMAO

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His face

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I didnt notice it

brittle blade
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I really hope he can realise how awful he is

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I kinda see my past selg in him actually

knotty mango
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Wut

brittle blade
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Like he's awfully awkward and he just can't seem to realise that

white beacon
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it's gonna take a long time for joshu to realize he's such an asshat, considering the intensity of what he's already done, and he still hasn't realized it

knotty mango
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Jojolion looks like its hitting the halfway point

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So yeah

void viper
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Jojolion is way past the halfway point wtf

brittle blade
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this

white beacon
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araki said in an interview or something that it's gonna conclude after the hospital arc

dense spoke
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8 years
Halfway point

white beacon
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so like, an arc or so left

dense spoke
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Choose one

knotty mango
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It looks like its going to be going for quite a while

white beacon
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halfway point was like, Damo

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damn i miss damo

knotty mango
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He was around for 5 chapters

dense spoke
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Damo is 2015 right

white beacon
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i think

brittle blade
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nah we don't know his age @dense spoke

white beacon
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damo was cool to me cuz like, he was so threatening

dense spoke
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i was talking the year of the arc smh

white beacon
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his stand is sick and just, hella scary, and the way he just cuts norisuke hngggg

brittle blade
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a little about the rapey scene in the paper moon deception arc

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Yasuho because of the stand started making moves towards Joshu

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Noone in their right mind would think the thing that actually happened so it was understandable that he thought that what he's doing is consensual

dense spoke
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Nut king call is a cool stand name lmao

hybrid jacinth
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When is jojolion not kinda rapey

carmine quarry
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aight uhh i need some background info rq

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im not into part 8

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but is josuke like, the same josuke from part 4 or uhh

spice crystal
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no

carmine quarry
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of

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oof*

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cause my mind is becoming fucking mashed potatoes trying to think of why or how josuke from part 8 even exists tbh

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i know its a different timeline

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but i mean why does josefumi look scarily similar to part 4 josuke?

kind owlBOT
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@carmine quarry, Your Stand Power is now level 3 !

knotty mango
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Just read it

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Hard to explain

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Without spoilers

carmine quarry
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aight imma have some trouble doing so as i do not know how to read manga correctly (i know its from right to left but i mean im used to american literature or comic books)

knotty mango
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You should get used to it

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Jojo is the only manga i’ve read

carmine quarry
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ok

velvet heron
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my boy johnny just died

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damn

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i really hoped he would end up like joseph and just be allowed to live out the rest of his days

brittle blade
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something that got in my mind

carmine quarry
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aight spoilers are fine yeah sure thats ok you can just do that

brittle blade
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the paper moon deception arc was an Aphex Twin reference

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the entire thing

knotty mango
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Willem wtf

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You as

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Oh my god

carmine quarry
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i havent even gotten past 5 yet lmao

brittle blade
velvet heron
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wait what

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im also just reading it

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i thought i'd just pop in an say something about what's happening

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im sorry but we are both taking a risk here i didn't know someone who just started was talking here

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im sorry

carmine quarry
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kill me

knotty mango
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Thats fine i feel like spoiling deaths away takes away the emotinol impact

brittle blade
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a general rule

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don't read any part themed chat before being caught up

knotty mango
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The only death i wasnt spoiled understandable dont click on this ||gyro|| hit me like a truck

carmine quarry
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aight no idea who gyro is lmao

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but gyros taste good

knotty mango
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No

brittle blade
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dude

knotty mango
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Why did you click on it

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Lmao

velvet heron
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lmao

carmine quarry
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bruh who tf is gyro tho

velvet heron
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wait have you not read part 7?

carmine quarry
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also i cant resist

brittle blade
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if you haven't even started reading part 7 what are you even doing here?

pale moon
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what is goingo n here

carmine quarry
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i was asking how tf does part 8 josuke even exist

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like i know its a separate timeline

knotty mango
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We cant tell you without spoilers

pale moon
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uh

velvet heron
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he isn

carmine quarry
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and he was fused together with 2 others

pale moon
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pat 7 and 8 are the same universe

brittle blade
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convoluted plotpoints

knotty mango
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Gyro is jobro of part 7

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Sad

pale moon
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aight bois i have a quick question

velvet heron
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josuke isn't his real name im pretty sure

pale moon
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im still not caught up with part 8 but i jsut wanted to know

brittle blade
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I knew that gyro will die but it still hit me like a truck

white beacon
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josuke is the name yasuho gave him cuz he reminded her of her dog, josuke

pale moon
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is josuke basically half higashikata

minor ore
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Josuke is not his name

knotty mango
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Yasuho best girl

carmine quarry
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aight but who tf is josefumi kujo and why does he look like josuke from part 4

white beacon
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josuke is much much much much less higashikata

knotty mango
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read it

white beacon
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like, around 1/16 higashikata

knotty mango
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Stop asking read it

pale moon
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haha

minor ore
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he gets that name because he gets "adopted" by the Higashikata family

carmine quarry
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I CANT READ MANGA CORRECTLY

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IM SORRY

pale moon
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so joshu is more of a jojo than josuke

velvet heron
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just read 7 and then 8

knotty mango
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You get used to it

white beacon
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joshu isn't a jojo????

brittle blade
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Josuke is a fusion of Yoshikage Kira and Josefumi Kujo

knotty mango
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Read it

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Read 6 7 8 9

pale moon
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joshu is higashikata tho?

brittle blade
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nah Joshu is a jo..

carmine quarry
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aight ill try

knotty mango
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There is no 9

white beacon
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the second jo in josuke is from the suke

pale moon
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read part 9

brittle blade
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jo... jo

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he's a jo

minor ore
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sad

white beacon
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and not in the higashikata

pale moon
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oh

white beacon
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this is literally discussed in part 4, in josuke's debut

minor ore
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in japanese -suke can be read as jo

pale moon
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yeah i neevr paid attention to josuke's debut

minor ore
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iirc

velvet heron
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i can see how it is confushing

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if you are english

pale moon
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then

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is norisuke a jojo

velvet heron
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they say it once and the never even call him jojo again

pale moon
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since his real name is josuke

brittle blade
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there is only one jojo

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Josuke

pale moon
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but wasnt it mentioned that norisuke's birthname or something was josuke

kind owlBOT
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@pale moon, Your Stand Power is now level 5 !

brittle blade
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also y'all are sleepin on Jobin

pale moon
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but diff kanji i think

white beacon
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yes

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norisuke the 4th is a jojo

pale moon
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i see

minor ore
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josuke was the name of Yasuho' s dog iirc

pale moon
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aight

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no cock n ball torture?

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im headin out

brittle blade
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bye

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good reading

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be safe

pale moon
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thank you

knotty mango
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Change made in heaven bot to madein heaven

minor ore
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and he is cool

brittle blade
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why does he look like a pilotredsun character

minor ore
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Jobin is a chad

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he has the Lamborghini, that cool hair style and he T-poses on the virgin Joshu

brittle blade
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did he reallydo the t pose?

minor ore
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nah

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he doesn' t need it

brittle blade
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kono powa

scarlet viper
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Anyone else realise the prison Kaato went to was the Stone Ocean Prison?

void viper
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yo what

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is that confirmed?

daring lily
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Cant believe the doctor is 89

robust ibex
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89?

granite sedge
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I'm going to sound like a broken record here, but really? 89 years old?

knotty mango
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Stopppp

scarlet viper
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Honestly guys

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89

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And yeah it’s confirmed

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Fun little throwback I suppose

white beacon
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@void viper not in the sense that it's the exact same prison from SO, but it shares the name

minor ore
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SO's prison was named "Green Dolphin St Jail" tho

slender scroll
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The jobro of this part is the plant appraiser

kind owlBOT
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@slender scroll, Your Stand Power is now level 16 !

white beacon
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Oh what

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Coulda sworn it was gdst in jjl

spiral hemlock
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yasuho is the jobro

spice crystal
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yasuho is the jobro

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if you say otherwise you are the wrong

minor ore
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Yasuho is the jobro, Rai is a close 2nd Jobro

spiral hemlock
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daiya is the real jobro

minor ore
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jojolion stands for

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jonathan

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or

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joseph

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ora

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lion

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ion

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on

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n

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READ THE MANGA, DON' T TYPE HERE OR YOU WILL GET SPOILED

brittle blade
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I did it

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I found the jojolion

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But at what cost

white beacon
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first of all

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that belongs in #jojo-fanart with direct source to where the artist themself posted it

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and second of all

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those are tigers, or at least, not lions

brittle blade
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Oh shoite

fickle turret
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Would u rather have gold experience or soft and wet

minor ore
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hard choice

void viper
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I actually fully understand how GE works so I’d pick GE

minor ore
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I' d say the same

spiral hemlock
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can we ban furry jojo fan art

brittle blade
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No

spiral hemlock
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please im begging you

minor ore
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yes

brittle blade
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I have even more

spiral hemlock
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please no

fickle turret
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Also fun fact G.E hits harder than soft and wet

knotty mango
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How did you know?

brittle blade
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He tried it out for us

flat crypt
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What can you actually steal with soft and wet

crystal patrol
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Traits

kind owlBOT
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@crystal patrol, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !

crystal patrol
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Eyesight, friction...

white beacon
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yeah

crystal patrol
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Traits of things

white beacon
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and storing physical things in the bubbles, like a person, kinda falls under that ability

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you're ""stealing"" a whole person

crystal patrol
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Yeah

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And I don’t think G.E. is stronger than Soft & Wet. I wouldn’t rely on Stand stats to tell you that

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If it was a physically stronger Stand, Giorno would’ve had an easier time killing Ghiacchio or Cioccolata. Soft & Wet obliterates a guys skull and head completely with a single swing

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But uhh...

white beacon
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not to mention that that guy's head is technically rock, which i suspect is harder than bone

crystal patrol
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Between GE and Soft & Wet, I’d have to choose GE, just cause its ability is more convenient, although I do like Soft & Wet more

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Yeah

knotty mango
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Incorrect bones are harder than most rock

supple totem
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when next chapter out?Smugechi

minor ore
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19 April

supple totem
odd flume
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thats gonna be a longgg way to goooo

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like too long

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but i'll do anything to read jojo

minor ore
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Not that long

velvet heron
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i mean 20 or so days feels pretty long

ionic locust
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why would you ban furry art most of it is actually good Smugechi

crystal patrol
ionic locust
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?

spice crystal
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that depends if you have an instant reflex to get that shit off your screen or not

white beacon
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new jjl-related topic after this message please

minor ore
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Is Joshu a furry?

neat python
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Has he shown evidence of being one?

soft raptor
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GE is too busted

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Unless S&W turns into KC then all take that

umbral bough
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If ge vs s&w
GE will win

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Cause ge can recreate stolen part

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If in general s&w is an aggresive stand

spice crystal
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not if that stolen part is not physical

umbral bough
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He can make his stand body part

spice crystal
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uh

umbral bough
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BaByface member

spice crystal
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what

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????

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that has exactly 0 relevance

umbral bough
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The hand from bike part

spice crystal
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this is about things that are not physical

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he can recreate body parts

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i know

umbral bough
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Like whay

spice crystal
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uh

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eyesight

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friction

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hearing

umbral bough
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Owh those

spice crystal
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yes

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the main thing its used for

umbral bough
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Eyesight is dependant

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Friction and hearing is sure to be gone

knotty mango
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Go home you’re drunk

spice crystal
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eyesight is not dependant

minor ore
knotty mango
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s&w steals things that are not physical

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His eys still exist

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He just cant see out of them

umbral bough
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Joshu eye used to be gone...

knotty mango
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It wasnt gone

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It was just blacked

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His eyes didnt disapear lmao

umbral bough
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Maybe stand user pov and I'm just stoopif

primal grove
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he didn't steal joshu's eyes, just the vision itself

knotty mango
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^

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The only physical thing he steals ever is water

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Which isnt a living thing

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So GE couldnt create that

umbral bough
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So the solution is to forcefully remove the part and make a new part

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For ge to regain it again

spice crystal
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doesnt work like that

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it doesnt physically impair the body part

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it removes the capability of that action or that property

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not specific to that set of parts

knotty mango
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^

spice crystal
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and if anything, it would target his brain, not his eyes

umbral bough
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Man I am bad at jojolion stand

spice crystal
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which he cannot replace

knotty mango
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also

spice crystal
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because if you take out your brain

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you die!

knotty mango
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In two miliseconds

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Sorry

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Whatever the speed is that an electrical impulse takes to ravel to a hand

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Travel

umbral bough
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To the brain by the neuron impulse

knotty mango
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Unless GE is faster than light

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Which is impossible

umbral bough
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Yeah I don't know about it actually stealin the part of the brain

spice crystal
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it doesnt

umbral bough
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My bad on that need to. Relearn s&w

knotty mango
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Flaw in the big fight by the way

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BIG

cedar bramble
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What was the dad from the higashikata family's stand name again?

knotty mango
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King nothing?

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Also norisuke

cedar bramble
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Thancc

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Our god literally publishes these volumes like a month or so apart and || Norisuke is dead i believe at this point ||

sinful wave
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He became the king of nothing, big oof

pine pawn
old plover
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josuke

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has

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four

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balls

pine pawn
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yes he does

old plover
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ngl

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i do love the fact that josuke's a fusion

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of two people

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like wall eyes is a cool ass cocnept

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*concept

pine pawn
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yeah and its not just fusion of two people, its taking them apart and reforming them as two seperate entities that contain aspects from both

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I love it

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its so creative

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araki is a creative god

robust ibex
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imagine part 8 characters in part 6 artstyle

knotty mango
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No

robust ibex
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like with early part 7

spice crystal
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why would I imagine them in a worse art style

brittle blade
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Imagine any part in part 7s style

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Except for part 4 that goes in part 8 style

odd flume
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bois

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i found this

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on the internet

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THat

soft raptor
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I think the wall eyes are just the devil's palm of this part

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The soil around it is another question though

sinful wave
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I assumed it was an extension of the devils palm, from Jonny bringing the corpse, and if you think Jonny is a holy corpse now, then it’s his version of devil palms

spiral hemlock
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^

primal grove
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the issue with that is that johnny has been buried for pretty much a hundred years

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and nothing happened

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johnny was buried in 1901
the wall eyes only happened in 2011 (in universe)

minor ore
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Maybe they already existed underground but got brought to the surface by the earthquake?

soft raptor
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Hmmm possibly

quiet bear
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i have a feeling that the part 9 jojo will have a stand named XXXTentacion

white beacon
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I doubt it

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Araki's collection of songs probably goes up to 200s

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He'd need to run out of all of them first

quiet bear
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but damn is araki's music taste good though

white beacon
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Yeah, so jah songs defo won't be jojo

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Lmaooooo

quiet bear
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6IX9INE part 10 jojo stand

supple totem
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what about gummo instead?

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one of 6ix9ines songs

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or what about BILLY

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that's actually one of his songs

minor ore
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Yo, does anybody know if JoJolion is ending anytime soon?

kind owlBOT
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@minor ore, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !

minor ore
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We only have assumptions

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Because I want to get back on reading it once it's over

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@minor ore OK thx, I just wanted to know if Araki said something recently

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Nah

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He hasn't

summer tree
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like

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I forgot either the most recent song reference Araki made was either

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Born This Way

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or Doggystyle

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that I know of

spice crystal
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born this way was

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doggystyle is slightly older i believe

summer tree
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yeah I figured was just making sure

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I'm still not sure why that was even changed cause like

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it used to be an old music reference

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"Going Underground" was the name of the stand

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and then it was "Born This Way"

minor ore
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Yes

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Probably cause of Araki's daughter

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And he felt part 8 needed a more "modern" feel to it

soft raptor
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We need a 21 savage stand

grizzled pilot
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doggystyle is way older than born this way

sinful wave
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What 21 savage song would you want to be used

soft raptor
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Deportation

sinful wave
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Oof

limpid veldt
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Tfw you are probably an illusion and not the head doctor at all

knotty mango
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Speedwagon

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SPEEDwagon

limpid veldt
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Or old joseph

knotty mango
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Hm

limpid veldt
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About the same age

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Like almost exactly

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Its just three midgets in a coat

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I feel like torou is somehow causing them to see it. But that power is too similar to paper moon

minor ore
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"similar"

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inb4 Tooru is Tsurugi from the future

umbral bough
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That's too bizzare

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For something to work

exotic spade
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has it been confirmed that Jobin is the main villain or will it happen to be that guy Josuke saw in his vision against Fun! Fun! Fun!

kind owlBOT
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@exotic spade, Your Stand Power is now level 2 !

spice crystal
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neither.

soft raptor
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Shigechi III is the head doctors identity Smugechi

supple totem
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the guy josuke saw in the vision is too young

rich depot
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Yo I would nut if Shigechi was the head doctor

cosmic frost
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i thought parrallel universive shigechi is damo ?

grizzled pilot
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alt universe shigechi is shigechi

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he was in the steel ball run

slender scroll
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alt universe shigechi is god

minor ore
livid osprey
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does anyone else think even araki himself doesn't know what the plot of jojolion is going to be?

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it feels like whenever it starts making even a little bit more sense araki just says "fuck it" and goes crazy again

minor ore
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When did it not make sense lol

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It's Gappy getting his memories back/saving Holly, that's the plot

slender scroll
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i feel like araki probably came up with a really vague outline of where he wants to go but how he gets there is just whatever he comes up with

minor ore
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It's what most writers do, the difference being Araki releases a chapter every month instead of the whole story at once

minor ore
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Jobin fanboys when they find out that their precious character is only a minor villain

knotty mango
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I remember that

brittle blade
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I don't beleive in god

novel igloo
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cool joshu

minor ore
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He's no a minor villain hopefully

spice crystal
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he obviously is gonna be not the main villain

minor ore
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Ya

spice crystal
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so its about whether you define him as a side villain at this point or nah

minor ore
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Hopefully in final arc

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like high voltage

spice crystal
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jojolion is too unilinear to have a final arc like that imo

crystal patrol
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He may not be the main villain but I wouldn’t call him minor by any means

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He’s a pretty prominent antagonist. He has the Branch after all

minor ore
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Who cares lmao

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The branch will change to someone else's possession

crystal patrol
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I think Jobin’s gonna use one of the fruits before that happens

minor ore
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I see Jobin as a Diego 2.0

spice crystal
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SBR only had a final arc because there was an overarching story to finish which had been the setting of the main story

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JJL isn’t really capable of that as it stands

fast stirrup
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89 years old

hushed rover
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Jobin’s more involved in the story than Kato, so him being the main villain is the most likely outcome

spice crystal
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head doctor

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did people not read the last chapter?????????????????????????????????????

hushed rover
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He literally just showed up in the last couple of chapters

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And was never mentioned before

spice crystal
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and?

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hes by far the most likely

hushed rover
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It’s entirely possible he’ll be the main villain, but I’m just going off from what we have so far

spice crystal
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seems to have a time based ability, is the literal head of the organisation josuke and the gang have been fighting for half the part

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why would it NOT be him

grizzled pilot
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jojo can have new things

hushed rover
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So far, he seems more like a Risotto of the part to me

grizzled pilot
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he seems more like just another dude to fight

hushed rover
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Then again, Kira showed up out of nowhere and became the main antagonist

spice crystal
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im more inclined to believe that the head of the main evil organisation

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is gonna be their last enemy

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than jobin, who's flip flopped more than anybody else in jojo

livid osprey
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it's either the head doctor or kaato imo

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or jojolion will be like 50 volumes long and araki still hasn't even introduced the main villain group

grizzled pilot
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maybe they will not have a main antagonist

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at least, not in the typical jojo "big bad and really strong stand user at the end" sort of way

spice crystal
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jojolion hasnt exactly stuck to many formulas

minor ore
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Well Jobin's been here for most of the part and uhm you see he's evil and well you see the thing is well you might not get it but you see he has the branch and well he's involved with Caato you see

minor ore
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the thing is that Jobin is not evil

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Yes he is

rough ermine
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he's absolutely an ass

minor ore
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wtf, he is doing everything for Tsurugi and the Higashikata family

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how is a father who' s trying to save his son evil?

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it' s like Valentine, he can be considered good or evil because of the point of view

white beacon
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i think you mean his son

minor ore
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yeah

rough ermine
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i mean

minor ore
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god, I can' t believe I said that Tsurugi is a girljojopalm

rough ermine
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plenty of great villains have 'good' intentions

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doesn't make them good

minor ore
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"He is doing everything for Tsurugi and the higashikata family"

#

Terribly wrong

#

Did you even read part 8

rough ermine
#

well except ruining the business completely and causing shittons of harm

#

😄

minor ore
#

He's doing it for the sake of himself, his mom and Tsurugi

#

He couldnt care less about the others

#

I mean, the part of the family he cares about

#

Which is 3 people

#

2

#

I think he cares a bit about his wife too

#

No

#

Probably not

#

he is not such a dick

#

Yes he is lmao

#

He's the biggest dick after Joshu

bleak coral
#

I think Damo is probably the biggest ass

minor ore
#

^

#

But Damo did it all for the sake of the rock humans!

#

He's a good guy!

bleak coral
#

Yeah but he fights with a single dollar bill

#

and his Stand is named Vitamin C

#

and he kills Kira

minor ore
#

I think that the concepts of evil and good people here don' t really exist. Everyone has their own reasons but the actions and the ways they try obtaining what they want are good or bad

#

and though Jobin' s actions are bad, his goal is good for his point of view

#

he is a father who wants to save his son, period

bleak coral
#

Yeah but Damo is just unlikeable in my opinikn

minor ore
#

Damo' s goal is not bad but his actions are terrible

bleak coral
#

^

#

I think I may be a bit biased though because I just don't like the character

#

and his Stand feels a bit too good

pearl wave
#

Bit too gross 🤢

livid osprey
#

does anyone remember if the thing with norisuke asking gappy if he found the rock human's dick ever came to a conclusion?

minor ore
#

lol

pastel edge
#

I wanted to know If It was rock hard

sinful wave
#

What is ireneverse?

primal grove
#

We actually see a family tree from SBR to the current time period

livid osprey
#

the universe made by the ending of part 6 where jolyne is named irene

primal grove
#

And it conflicts directly with the previous universes

minor ore
#

Maybe you should read the series itself before trying to contradict what readers say

primal grove
#

^^

minor ore
#

Things can be homages and not be “connected” in-universe

#

Johnny Joestar is very obviously a homage to Jonathan Joestar, it doesn’t fuckin make him Jonathan reborn

#

Araki felt he had “completed” the original universe’s story. If you had read Part 6, you would know why.

sinful wave
#

Ok

primal grove
#

part 6 ends with jotaro and the rest of the crew from part 6
part 7-8 shows the family tree, there's still Joseph, Holy, even Yoshikage Kira is there, there's no jotaro

#

that itself already makes the whole "they're conected" invalid

minor ore
#

Please read the series yourself before asking these questions, it can only diminish the series for you as a whole

primal grove
#

considering we see Jotaro in part 6 universe, but he doesn't exist in part 7-8

sinful wave
#

I don’t see it as that big of a spoiler, because I don’t know how it got to that point

primal grove
#

not to mention, part 6 ends in 2011, part 8 starts in 2011

#

none of the characters are there

#

literally they're all different

#

how could it be the same universe or conected in anyway

#

Jolyne and Jotaro don't exist in part 8 in 2011, but they exist in part 6 ending in 2011

sinful wave
#

No I’m not saying it’s the same universe now

#

I was responding to todo’s comment about it diminishing the series for me

primal grove
#

i know, i'm just reinforcing the logic on how they literally can't be the same or conected

minor ore
#

Also, I wasn’t trying to come off as an ass, I genuinely think you should read before you ask these questions

#

because these are big questions

sinful wave
#

I understand

#

If I asked ( I don’t want you to answer ) how puchi reset the universe or how was he defeated, that would be a BIG question and it would make the part less enjoyable because I know how shit is gonna go down

soft raptor
#

It would be really cool once we reach part 7 onwards that david p reuse some of the older VA’s

#

Like part 1 Jonathan for Johnny and so on

summer tree
#

honestly, they'll all probably have different VAs except for Diego

#

cause the fighting games, among the alt universe characters, the only one that actually shared the same VA as their countpart

#

was Diego and DIO

rough ermine
#

Anyone got a good link for the textless cover art of jojolion?

minor ore
#

I hate how Araki doesnt see this shit

#

oh my god that makes me uncomfortable

robust ibex
#

phantolion?

#

is this part 9?

#

im jojoking

#

oh

#

i see now

#

april fools

minor ore
#

This part is nice, but when are we gonna see Dio though?

#

I mean it has been a long time

#

Just sayin'

#

I really hope Dio doesn't show up in this part in any sort of way

#

🤦

nimble pelican
#

You what's I've noticed,all the main villains stands can be likened to buttons on a remote.

#

The World : pause
Killer Queen Bites The Dust : rewind
King Crimson : skip forward
Made In Heaven : fast forward
D4C : change channel.

pearl wave
#

we've all noticed this, it's a meme at this point

slender scroll
#

so who is gonna be the ok/select button

minor ore
#

doesn't ok resume?

#

well there you go

ripe marlin
#

hermit purple because his stand is just ok

#

it aint good

#

it aint bad

#

just ok

#

or paisley park because it can select what items help itself out the most

patent merlin
#

yo guys

#

rememeber when four balled johnathan joestar talked to his friend annoying zeppeli

hushed hemlock
#

is this whole thing just the pillar men looking for the red stone of aja all over again?

grizzled pilot
#

what

hushed hemlock
#

well you got rocky boys

spice crystal
#

no

hushed hemlock
#

a red macguffin

spice crystal
#

it isn’t

hushed hemlock
#

and they want to basically rule the world via the red magfuggin

spice crystal
#

no

#

wtf

#

that’s like 7000 logical leaps in 3 sentences

late beacon
hushed hemlock
#

alright I guess you don't feel like spitballing in-theme but I'm going to keep believing

knotty mango
#

Joshu go fuck yourself

#

I hate this guy

spice crystal
#

I’m gonna go through what you said and deconstruct it

#

because yikes

hushed hemlock
#

is this a fucking no fun channel?

spice crystal
#
  1. no, they don’t want to rule the world with it. they want to make a fuckton of money
knotty mango
#

You

#

Do you think part 2s ending was bullshit

#

Do you

#

Oh wrong channel

#

But whatever

spice crystal
#

I mean

knotty mango
#

Do you

late beacon
kind owlBOT
#

@late beacon, Your Stand Power is now level 3 !

spice crystal
#

it’s bullshit at points

knotty mango
#

At which ones

spice crystal
#

the arm

hushed hemlock
#

take your logical deconstruction and shove it into deep space

knotty mango
#

That was just luck

minor ore
#

Joseph won because of pure luck

kind owlBOT
#

@minor ore, Your Stand Power is now level 17 !

knotty mango
#

Next

spice crystal
#

bullshit luck

knotty mango
#

Yes

#

Anymore

spice crystal
#

Joseph loving subconsciously to use the red stone

#

moving*

knotty mango
#

To every one that thinks that part 2’s ending was bullshit.

The average escape velocity from eaarth is 11 km/s and most rockets used by NASA in total weigh around 165,000 pounds Assuming they are going to exit velocity the kinetic energy required for this assuming that KE=1/2mv tranforming 11.2 km/s into 40320 km/h this would realese around 60835400000000 J of energy per hour to reach out of earths orbit we are not told were kars goes whether or not he stays in orbit or leaves orbit so i will assume low earth orbit which is 2000 km up. This would take 3 minutes at exit velocity so now the total force is 16898722222 j that would be released per second because kars would be travelling to low earth orbit (jorge joestar doesnt count) now multipling that by 60 and then by 3 would give you the energy needed to get to low earth orbit being 3041769999960 j
NOW can a volcano give off that amount of energy
The simple answer is yes.(by a GIGANTIC margin)
St helens released 24 megatons of TNT of thermal energy
100415999999998880 j is how much it released.
This can easily reach escape velocity which some debris did.

spice crystal
#

wtf

knotty mango
#

I wrote this

spice crystal
#

I read your essay

knotty mango
#

Oh

spice crystal
#

I wasn’t criticising the volcano boom for exactly that reason

knotty mango
#

No one said anyhting.

hushed hemlock
#

I like part 2's ending because I like bullshit endings as long as they're cool and satisfying

spice crystal
#

the arm and the ‘subconscious moving’ or whatever were the bullshit

#

I hate part 2’s ending

#

I can’t stand endings like that

knotty mango
#

My favourite ending will alawys be

#

4

#

Then 7

#

Then 5

spice crystal
#

mine is 7, 6, 5, 4, 1, 3, 2

hushed hemlock
#

yeah part 4's was pretty cool, although I'm still a little confused about what exactly happens

knotty mango
#

Oh fuck 6

#

Hm

#

I forgot

hushed hemlock
#

because I haven't seen it in some time

spice crystal
#

Kira hallucinates activating bites the dust

knotty mango
#

Its one the best for me.

spice crystal
#

but actually got his shit kicked in by star platinum

knotty mango
#

The whole town of morioh against a serail killer

spice crystal
#

he’s in the ghost alley because he’s a ghost

knotty mango
#

Like they were rooting out the weeds

#

#ghost_alley

#

Ahahah

spice crystal
#

and then reimi baits him into getting yoinked by the arms

rocky charm
#

Nah, fan

#

Not Ghost alley anymore

#

Jonathan time

hushed hemlock
#

I thought ghosts were immune to spoopy arms

knotty mango
#

Oh right

spice crystal
#

epic Jonathan man

#

no, they aren’t

knotty mango
#

Epic gamer time

#

That was never stated

#

Or even implied

hushed hemlock
#

I just kinda assumed since reimi's always there

#

just hangin out in ghost arm hell

kind owlBOT
#

@hushed hemlock, Your Stand Power is now level 3 !

knotty mango
#

Did you watch the same oart 4 as me?

#

Part 4?

spice crystal
#

doesn’t turn around bc she’s smart

knotty mango
#

Reimi only has to be careful about turn around if she steps past the dog shit.

hushed hemlock
#

I haven't watched it in a very
very
long time

knotty mango
#

Oh ok

hushed hemlock
#

I last saw it like a week after the finale

#

but I'm re-watching part 3 rn, so it'll all be clear pretty soon

radiant kettle
#

So um

#

He's 89??

knotty mango
#

Literally everyones reaction.

minor ore
#

are you serious? He can' t be 89

minor ore
#

Is this a fanta commercial

waxen crow
#

Fanta is tresh

brittle blade
#

I can't beleive that Jonathan is the main antagonist

minor ore
#

Wrong part

#

You're supposed to say i can't believe the main villain is [REDACTED]

hardy nacelle
#

My grandpa who is 87 and lives with us is still fairly active And can Walk and go up And down stairs by himself

#

89 isnt as much as a stretch as people make it Up to be

minor ore
#

But can he run faster than a group of in shape young men

#

Race him i dare ya

brittle blade
#

My grandpa died when he was 72

minor ore
#

Oof

#

My grandpa fought in ww2 and got captured in a concentration camp

#

Anyway the head doctor is totes the main baddy

#

Yasuho's boyfriend is an enemy and then he gets fucked up by the chad gappy

#

And then gappy gets a kiss

#

end part

void viper
#

best part ending

hushed rover
#

Then the next jojo for part 9 (if it’ll even happen) will have 8 balls

void viper
#

the chaddiest jojo

hushed rover
#

Steel balls

minor ore
#

You can't get more chad than gappy

#

He'll just steal your balls for himself

rich depot
#

r/OutOfTheLoop

#

Why is this Phantolion now?

granite pelican
#

because of today

white beacon
wicked saddle
#

because phantom blood is the best part

#

none could compare to phantom blood

minor ore
#

Because araki liked the stuff about religion like the forbidden fruit and stuff and name it after evangelion

wicked saddle
#

because religion

#

better question

#

why is part 6 called stone ocean

minor ore
#

Because the prison is made from stone and it's vast like an ocean

kind owlBOT
#

@minor ore, Your Stand Power is now level 8 !

white beacon
#

It's literally in stone free's in-lore namesake

#

"...something something this stand will help me escape this ocean of stone."

#

Also explains why she named it Stone Free

minor ore
#

Why is part 3 called stardust crusaders when it's not in space nor are they deus vulting

summer tree
#

I think Stardust comes from Star Platinum?

grizzled pilot
#

more of the whole tarot thing

minor ore
#

Thought it was from joestar but sure

rich depot
#

O I just noticed that all the other channels are phantom blood themed too

kind owlBOT
#

@rich depot, Your Stand Power is now level 5 !

rich depot
#

My b

minor ore
#

Finna bust a phantolion

dense spoke
#

Soft and wet with a shovel funniest shit in 8

minor ore
#

Man that arc was badass

#

Gappy gets brutal

rich depot
#

Josuke alt-Leaky Eye Lucca confirmed??????!??!?!!!???!??!!??

minor ore
#

Cock and ball torture but it's gappy instead

white beacon
#

no

minor ore
#

He'd break the machine

rich depot
#

He‘d just use Soft and Wet to remove its ability to break

#

could Soft and Wet remove your ability to die?

#

Imagine being mortally wounded by him and then made unable to die. It‘d be eternal pain

#

I haven‘t read the Rohan ova yet

#

I dunno maybe he does something like that

void viper
#

Not gonna point out that you can’t read an OVA

#

I don’t think he does if my memory serves me right though

rich depot
#

You have to read subs Smugechi

#

Checkmate Athiests

void viper
#

He’s right ohmygod

grizzled pilot
#

the subs aren't part of the ova

#

the ova is just the original video animation

minor ore
#

Lmao

cosmic frost
#

why is this called phantolion?

#

oh i seeee

minor ore
#

It's a fanta commercial

soft raptor
rich depot
#

What even is that perspective

soft raptor
#

Sexy couple naisu

minor ore
#

This is still in sbr era artstyle

#

So it's still shit happyjosuke

cosmic frost
#

damn yassuo is H O T

neat sierra
#

This is by far the best channel name change

minor ore
#

^

#

What about bloolion?

white beacon
#

Jobloodion

minor ore
#

JOJO LION

rich depot
#

B̔͗̊҉̸̢͝ĺ͗͌ó̈ͥoͣ͛ͦ҉̟͈͜dͨͥ̐ĺ̑̚ĭ͐͒oͩ͂̽n̎̃ͧ

minor ore
#

Jojo tiger

rich depot
#

Jonathan Joestar and Family's Bizarre Adventure: Jojo Large Predatory Feline From The African Savanna.

plain oak
#

Does someone know where I can find Jojolion scans ?

kind owlBOT
#

@plain oak, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !

rich depot
plain oak
#

Thx i'll check

hushed hemlock
#

I use hiwamatanoboru.com because it's the first place I found and it's simple and convenient

white beacon
#

Oh, that's the scanlators' website

hushed hemlock
#

I also used JJCAT but they're pretty behind

white beacon
#

I mean, that's cuz they're translating the coloured scans, right? And the coloured scans themselves are behind the manga

hushed hemlock
#

yeah I don't blame them for being slow

summer tree
#

so uh

#

I Am A Rock's user

#

how come he had plastic wrap in his eyes

#

is that just a

#

rock person thing

hushed hemlock
#

I don't remember a single thing about that dude

spice crystal
#

i like him

#

i am a rock is also a really cool stand

summer tree
#

yeah but he pulled plastic wrap

#

out of his eyes

#

and covered Yasuho in it

spice crystal
#

thats a yuya thing i think

dense spoke
#

Jonathan is a sailor now apparently

minor ore
#

Cool

#

She can ora ora too

#

This kids a badass

#

Damn it josuke

median granite
#

I can't believe Jonathan has two set of balls

rich depot
#

Wow Erina looks really different here

#

That's quite a trendy outfit for 1889

late beacon
minor ore
#

Pizza mozzarella or I like large fries?

late beacon
minor ore
#

WHICH SONG IS BETTER

late beacon
#

I LIKE LARGE FRIES

hushed hemlock
#

I could actually imagine how I Like Large Fries goes the first time I read it, so that's a big plus

grizzled pilot
#

i like it cause its like some commercial jingle josuke just thought of

minor ore
#

Pizza Mozzarella for meGyroSlep

#

it had success in Europe after allGyroSlep

pearl wave
#

While the pizza mozzarella song is a heartfelt ballad, Large fries is a hard hitting piece on the modern state of capitalism in japan

#

So I have to give this one to large fries

minor ore
#

👀

#

Nice stand design

late beacon
#

Love Love

minor ore
#

Deluxe

#

So far nut king call is my fav stand of pt 8

dense spoke
#

Worst user

#

Though

minor ore
#

OH MY GAH

grizzled pilot
#

squad

minor ore
#

THE REAL JOSUKE

#

He looks sooo nice here

#

So wholesome too

#

Idk i just love the way he looks here

grizzled pilot
#

he's good

minor ore
#

Kira, Josefumi and Karera

#

top tier squad

rich depot
#

Imo Norisuke would be the real Josuke. His birth name is Josuke, his last name is Higashikata, and his Mom's name is Tomoko

dense spoke
#

the never ending part

minor ore
#

Wrrrrrryyy

#

Awww josuke has a phone with his dad's name on it 😢

rich depot
#

It‘s cool to see all of this in color

#

Maybe I should reread Jojolion

minor ore
#

Amazing villain and a great arc

soft raptor
minor ore
#

This was honestly the peak of jojolion for me

#

the colors are also so good

soft raptor
#

First half was very strong

#

2nd half is finally picking up

minor ore
#

^

long flax
#

Kind of

#

Until I know how it ends the second half isnt that good

minor ore
#

It's really slow and u focused after damo, but it gets better after the plant appraiser

#

The tsurugi twist just exploded my hype levels to infinity tho

sacred totem
#

Omg I loved that fight

#

the fish torture was so creative and cool

granite sedge
#

My favorite arc so far was the Doctor Wu arc. It really felt like things were getting intense, and it was nice to see Yasuho be the star of a fight, even if she could've never won without Mitsuba.

sacred totem
#

oh I don't think I got to that yet

#

i only read up to the end of the colored volumes

#

is it past volume 15?

granite sedge
#

It's the most recent completed arc. I won't say anything further about it, but it's incredibly satisfying and they do some really interesting things.

sacred totem
#

ok

kind owlBOT
#

@sacred totem, Your Stand Power is now level 4 !

sacred totem
#

I just dont like the fact that I have to read it in black and white

#

but it's a good part

#

what chapter do the colored volumes end with?

#

oh it's 62 ok

#

ok where should I read it though?

minor ore
#

mangadex

sacred totem
#

ty

soft raptor
#

Doctor Wuu was kinda underwhelming imo

#

But we got some good info from that arc

pearl wave
#

I thought doctor wuu was neat

#

how do you kill someone who can't even be hit

#

Plus, the lore

minor ore
#

She kinda reminds me of jolyne

#

She also had stone ocean in the back of her jail clothes

#

Joshu is just a jackass honesty

#

Dumbass too

summer tree
#

no like

#

this is Joshu's greatest moment

#

he calls out the women he's been absent most of his life and then just decides she wants to be a part of it again

#

this woman is basically a stranger to him

#

like honestly I'm proud of Joshu here

#

@minor ore

minor ore
#

Yeah but why tf does he have to say shit like that

kind owlBOT
#

@minor ore, Your Stand Power is now level 6 !

minor ore
#

If only joshu got know why she was in jail

#

She's a great mom tbh

#

She sacrificed 15 years of her life so that jobin can have a good one

summer tree
#

yeah, but still Joshu is still great in this moment, I felt like he was just trying to stick up for his family
he didn't have the full context and honestly most people might be the same
I mean Norisuke decided to just pretend the whole thing didn't happen so it makes sense why there would be confusion and upset

minor ore
#

I mean joshuu had a reason to stand up against her coming back cuz he doesn't know any of that stuff ....but like. Ew, he really had to do that?

#

It felt outta place

#

Joshu was told things like "she left or she was dead" atleast ask your mom why she left or why dad told me you were dead instead of just going ham and shit

#

No one was mad at her

#

Just surpised and confused

#

Then joshu comes outta no where and starts messing around with her

summer tree
#

I mean she tried to act like nothing was wrong, and just tried to insert herself back in
idk I gotta give Joshu the point on this one

minor ore
#

I do agree she kinda did try to insert her self back in but this is just...

#

Araki went overboard with how his hostility manifested imo, which ends up just reflecting badly on joshuu

#

no matter if joshuu was right to be hostile or not (and I can see why he is)

summer tree
#

I mean as much as Joshu can be annoying, I appreciated this moment for some reason
idk maybe I just understood how he felt

minor ore
#

He should've said something like "who the hell do you think you are coming into my life like this?!"

#

Would've been fine like that

#

They don't explain how this guy became a rock humen

#

They just show him getting electrocuted

long flax
#

Rock shock

fringe harness
#

rocc shocc

minor ore
#

wasn't he already a rock human and just looked that fucked up because of the electrocution?

#

Thats a great answer

#

aren't they born rock humans?

#

Seems so

#

Im gonna guess that shes a rock humen too

#

never really said...

kind owlBOT
#

@minor ore, Your Stand Power is now level 1 !

minor ore
#

oh cool

#

but anyways, we can't really make that assumption. It could go either way.

minor ore
#

yo

#

why is tooru so damn

#

hot

#

like damn

white beacon
#

He just is, honestly

pearl wave
#

I already hate tooru

#

boy ripped off the ushanka

slender scroll
#

i got gappy being a fusion spoiled for me but not that he has 4 balls??? wtf is this world coming to

spice crystal
#

tooru is spicy

minor ore
#

Tooru is an asshole and the chad gappy is gonna cuck him next chapter

#

And about joshu, i'm sure he didn't mean it literally

#

He was defending his family from what he perceived is a threat

#

Say anything you want about joshu but he really cares for his family

rough ermine
#

He does, but he's still a creepy asshole

minor ore
#

Bullshit

#

Btw did araki ever explain why most stands in jjl have a thin robot look?

soft raptor
#

New style ig

#

Even most SBR stands looked robotic

brittle blade
#

Prolly cause it takes place in the 21st century

white beacon
#

SO also took place in the 21st century, as well as VA

#

lmao

#

and i guess araki's just going more robotic than orginaic in his designs for now, which he mentions he tries to mix the two

minor ore
#

Nice, i'm a big fan of the robotic stands rather than organic ones so i'm glad he's going in this direction, it also makes jjl stand out even more than it already does

#

Heheh "stand" out

summer tree
#

Always makes me wonder about stands
They look like robots despite existing in tims before robots existed
so did the people who invented the design of the robot base if off their own stands in the Jojoverse?

white beacon
#

probably, maybe that's also where myth gods come from

minor ore
#

Robots are based off of humans, when a stand user in the sbr era will see a robot design he would recognise it as just an ethereal looking man.
So no probably not.

cosmic frost
#

have yall seen this?

#

perfection

#

one of the best arcs in jojolion currently

summer tree
#

DAMO

primal grove
#

damo is daddy

cosmic frost
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i mean he had hato as his gf

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so i cant disagree

minor ore
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“Theory.

Tooru is the Head Doctor. His Stand lets him manipulate another person's memories, and he's been doing this to Yasuho ever since bumping into her during the Doctor Wu fight, making her believe that the two of them went out.

He's also been using his Stand on hospital staff such as the receptionist. The receptionist believes that the old man in the pimp coat is the Head Doctor because that's what Tooru wants him to believe. The old man in the pimp coat thinks he's the Head Doctor for the same reason, or is just some random old guy who's totally unaware of what's going on around him.

Pimp coat is a diversion and scapegoat.”

soft raptor
cosmic frost
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hmmm interesting

minor ore
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Then how did Tooru manage to make the HD illusion in the camera footage at Tsurugi's school?

minor ore
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Mitsuba said she knows the Head Doctor

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So it falls into water

primal grove
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and she was at the hospital literally the day before

steady sundial
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i like the robot stand looks anyways

pearl wave
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soft and wet is a cool looking stand

minor ore
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poop

kind owlBOT
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@minor ore, Your Stand Power is now level 3 !

pearl wave
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I still remember when people were posting early pictures of tooru from the newest chapter, I thought it was just jousuke in a weird get up

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Boi loooks super similar

minor ore
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Why does Josefumi have the Joestar mark again?

pine pawn
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I find part 8 pretty interesting. I think its the first part that doesn't have a very straight forward goal and primary boss to defeat. Part 1: defeat Dio +zombies. Part 2: defeat Kars + other pillarmen. Part 3: defeat DIO + the stand users he sends. Part 4: defeat the guy with the stand arrow + the stand users he creates > defeat Kira. Part 5: defeat Diavolo + whoever is sent after gang. Part 6: defeat Pucci + stand users he sends. Part 7: defeat the president + Diego + other stand users.

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Meanwhile in part 8, there was a group but they were defeated

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and we don't know if there is a head villain

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we only have a group of antagonists which aren't cohesive in that they are actually seperate groups

kind owlBOT
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@pine pawn, Your Stand Power is now level 11 !

pine pawn
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the main goal for part 8 is rather passive

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being to get memories back > get fruit

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though methods being more aggressive

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its cus of this that I have mixed feelings about part 8

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I love all the call backs to the original universe

minor ore
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Yeah, I can’t really pinpoint Part 8

pine pawn
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but I feel like we dont have a proper destination for the story

minor ore
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There are too many unanswered questions

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and it seems like some of them won’t get wrapped up

pine pawn
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exactly

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I dont really like the weird introduction of rock people

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but its jojo so I kinda just

minor ore
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Weren’t you Mr. Pineapple yesterday lmao

pine pawn
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go with it

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was correct3ed

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I am a ms

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chris changed it basically immediately

minor ore
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lol that’s funny

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but yeah

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part 8 is all over the place

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There really isn’t a goal that the viewer knows

pine pawn
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I want araki to state a proper goal

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like yeah ok get fruit

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but it feels like a goal that will never happen

minor ore
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As soon as we got into the arc with guerrilla warfare I sort of lost interest

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Joshu is great though

pine pawn
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lmfao