jojolion

[knotty mango]

Same

[rocky charm]

Araki said he wants villains to be OP

[knotty mango]

Then what about one that manipulates space

[rocky charm]

How do you get more powerful than temporal manipulation

[knotty mango]

We have had 1 so far

But we’ve already used

Pretty much every time ability

[rocky charm]

The real reason Araki won't finish Part 8

He's running out of time

[knotty mango]

A space stand like that adds space

[rich depot]

We could have a time stand that just straight up stops time forever

and everyone dies

[knotty mango]

Dio would have had

That

In a couple years time

[rich depot]

No not pausing time

[rocky charm]

How about consciousness transference?

[rich depot]

I mean time ceases to exist

[knotty mango]

Ohh

[rich depot]

Even the user is dead

JJBA: Apocalypse

[rocky charm]

A Stand which allows you to completely remove yourself from your body and move into somebody else

[knotty mango]

And dio and jotaro

[rocky charm]

Think like SCP 963

[knotty mango]

Have to find a way

To beat and kill the user in 5 seconds

Sounds like a fan fic

[rocky charm]

Pucci just starts speeding up time

but 0 times 1000 is still 0 so it doesn't work

[rich depot]

I know Silver Chariot Requiem messes with souls, but people were changing into aliens

I think Biological stands like that are still on the table

[knotty mango]

🦀norisuke is gone🦀

[minor ore]

fuck you part 8

part late

part 8 isn't part straight

[clear mountain]

Part 8 is part straight though

Straightest part

May as well just skip 7

I mean it is just the backstory to part 8

[knotty moat]

Kaato fucks with space with her stand

[stark wagon]

Main villain confirmed

[knotty mango]

@clear mountain part 7 is farrrr superior to part 8

[stark wagon]

Lies

[knotty mango]

Yes

Yes

Yes

Yes

OH MY GOD

[rich depot]

Hello, I bid thee tidings from the year 3567

In my humble opinion part 12 is the best

[knotty mango]

Uhuh

Part 15 wins

By a long shot

[rich depot]

15 blows

[knotty mango]

3non ononoo

Jorhhe

[rich depot]

Jim Jerstur is the best JiJe and you know iz

[knotty mango]

Joestar

Is best duh

[minor ore]

I really wanna see how did Tsurugi kill that girl

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Gangstar cred is now level 1 !

[minor ore]

Considering his stand doesn't have a classic humanoid form

[knotty mango]

His stand looks different

Or is that just me?

[minor ore]

Someone said how his stand will evolve

Considering he is a kid

[white beacon]

his stand has always been just origami stuffs

[minor ore]

Paper Moon King act 2

[white beacon]

or maybe he makes an origami person, and that does stuffs

[minor ore]

Yea

[buoyant summit]

He probably gained a new ability like kira

[clear mountain]

Imagine if it’s a different stand entirely

[minor ore]

It's not

We saw his origami last chapter

[crystal maple]

Jojolion needs to end already

[knotty mango]

Nah

[crystal maple]

yea it does

[mossy robin]

JoJolion is pretty great.

And it'll be at least another year or two before it ends.

[crystal maple]

idk i dont really like many of the stands, i like Soft and wet Nut king call, and a few other ones like Ozone baby

but i find the hole story kinda boring compared to the rest of the "stand parts"

they just chasing some magical fruit

[stark wagon]

You can simplify anything like that to make it seem dumb

[crystal maple]

yea but do it with other parts

and see the difference

[knotty mango]

Going to kill the president

[crystal maple]

see! sounds much more interesting than, "fruit chase"

[knotty mango]

Both sound especially bizzare

[crystal maple]

im not saying i hate it, i just want to move on already to the next part, You are right with the bizzare part. Cause part 8 is the most bizzare part but i just kkinda wanna move on already see the next part. I liked part 8 in the beginning and half way through but its so long now, I jsut want it to end already and see what part 9 has to offer

[knotty mango]

Wehavent even seen the main villian

[crystal maple]

and that's my problem

[stark wagon]

What if part 8 ends and there's no part 9

[crystal maple]

well shit than

[knotty mango]

Araki is pretty old

[crystal maple]

hold old is he? 40? or was i generous there

[knotty mango]

56

[crystal maple]

almost

[knotty mango]

He looks 20 though

[crystal maple]

Vampire nword

[clear mountain]

Part 8 being the final part would be okay

As long as it remains fantastic

I think it is personally

[spice crystal]

it wont be but i think it could be pretty good

araki wouldnt leave his trios off unless something forced him to

[clear mountain]

Maybe Gappy being two Jojo’s instead of one is a hint that this is it

On top of that

Jojolion is getting really long

I don’t know if he has it in him

[spice crystal]

i think he could

[white beacon]

araki's bringing up a new character this late into the game, one that has a direct connection to one of the main characters

he definitely still has it in him

[clear mountain]

I know he’s going to finish Jojolion

But another half a decade?

Idk man

[spice crystal]

he can pull it off

feels like a massive reach to say that 2 characters in one is a hint that no next part

[white beacon]

i mean, he did pull off 3 jojos in one part before

and that was part 4

which.. we actually also have 3 jojos here, albeit two of them are dead and flashbacked

[cursive patrol]

Alright

I’m mad at the stupidity of these characters

[spice crystal]

elaborate

[kind owl]

@spice crystal, Your Gangstar cred is now level 30 !

[clear mountain]

What stupidity, they don’t know

[cursive patrol]

So

Yashuo has helped Josuke multiple times

He know’s she valuable

And yet

[spice crystal]

mamezuku is more reliable

[cursive patrol]

Instead of going with the girl who’s Stand ability is literally leading you in the right direction

[knotty mango]

Chase

[cursive patrol]

He’s decided to run off and chase after this mystery man

[knotty mango]

Dont hurt e

[spice crystal]

not only does josuke need mamezuku to do anything, but mamezuku is telling exactly the same story josuke saw

[cursive patrol]

Ok I understand that

[spice crystal]

if he started pushing mamezuku away, he'd be more than fucked

[cursive patrol]

It’s just

She has the ability to go the right direction

[spice crystal]

he'd literally lose all his progress

shes not using her stand ability

if she proved it with her stand then of course josuke would follow

but like, she didnt

[clear mountain]

It’s kind of hard to mistrust your eyes

[cursive patrol]

Ok I always assumed that it was like an unconscious thing that the Stand was always leading her down the right path

[clear mountain]

When Jouske and Mamazuku saw the branch get taken

[cursive patrol]

Wait does he know what Paper Moon King does?

[clear mountain]

They don’t know, it’s ignorance, and it’s a bitter pill to swallow, but they’re not stupid for thinkining this way

[spice crystal]

josuke is very very not stupid

[cursive patrol]

Does he know what PMK does?

[spice crystal]

yeah i think so

[cursive patrol]

That’s my thing

It’s also my thing to read a story and immediately know what everyone can do to combat that

[spice crystal]

he has no reason to believe tsurugi would be getting in his way

[cursive patrol]

Ok that’s also a good point

Mostly I’m just mad that after everything she’s done to help him Josuke just throws Yashuo to the curb

[spice crystal]

mamezuku is more important right now

she's not a plant appraiser

[cursive patrol]

Ok

I am intrigued on what happened to Norisuke

When is the next chapter slated to be out

[cosmic frost]

next month

sadly

[spice crystal]

he's taking a hiatus

[cursive patrol]

Darn oh well

Thank you for listening I just wanted to chat about it

[minor ore]

Wait so it's actually in March?

Oh my fucking god what am i going to do untill then

[spice crystal]

wait

[clear mountain]

DMC5

[rich depot]

What if Araki forgets about something important during the haitus

Like Josuke comes back as Karl or something

[knotty mango]

What if he forgots about the rokkaka entirely

[mossy robin]

What if he remembers his side characters.

[minor ore]

The man in gappy's flashback

[knotty moat]

Jobin is hot

[minor ore]

True

[mossy robin]

Jobin is a cactus man with a cactus plan.

[hushed rover]

No more colored jojolionnscans after blue lagoon part 3?

[minor ore]

Hm?

Yea

[hushed rover]

Guess I’ll have to continue reading without colored scans then

Best pose in the entire series

[minor ore]

@hushed rover that or wait

I said i'd wait for colored scans

But i couldn't

[hushed rover]

Same

[knotty moat]

Same

The site I read some of the uncolored arcs on cut off a little bit of the page and it makes me mad but hey at least I can still read some jojo

[mossy robin]

Use Mangadex it's good.

[minor ore]

^

[hushed rover]

Inb4 the main villain is Diego and he managed to survive being obliterated out of existence for some reason

[minor ore]

FUN FUN FUN

[hushed rover]

A Rock!

[minor ore]

Doggy style

FUN FUN FUN BEST STAND

[hushed rover]

Azul Costa Rica!

California Queen Mattress

Pleasure! Pleasure! Pleasure!

[minor ore]

I'M ON THE RIGHT TRACK BABY I WAS BORN THIS WAY

[hushed rover]

Paper Satellite Emperor!

Emperor Void!

[minor ore]

EAT UR VITAMINS

SPEEDY KING

[hushed rover]

Fast Lord

[knotty moat]

Fast ruler

Canine technique

[minor ore]

HARD AND JUICY

PAPER SUN LORD

Doctor Wu

[knotty moat]

Individual is identified as a naturally occurring material characterized by a hard outer appearance

[minor ore]

IF I HAD A STAND IT WOULD BE NUT KING

I ALSO GOT LOVE LOVE DELUXE

AND A LARGE CALIFORNIA KING BED

[knotty moat]

A california king bed in blue hawaii

[unkempt blade]

d o g g y s t y l e

[minor ore]

Yotsuyu stopped thinking under the sea

Kars approves

BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN

[void viper]

guitar riff

[minor ore]

so basically JoJolion is "let' s find out who killed David Bowie"

[green nacelle]

we eating rokakaka sundaes for brunch

[knotty mango]

Wellll.

Not really

[minor ore]

Crazy Diamond won't be in part 8

Cuz then it would make rokakaka useless

[knotty mango]

Crazy diamond really is one of the best abilities to have

[mossy robin]

Superfly Part 8 when.

[white beacon]

isn't it Les Fuilles? aka shakedown road

[green nacelle]

hah

[mossy robin]

Shakedown Road doesn't trap you and do damage you did to it.
It's a Stand that does take a place though.

[white beacon]

there doesn't need to be a 1:1 ability copy of superfly, sometimes just having one shared aspect is enough

cuz like, it's a stand that takes the form of a place(tho les fuilles(or something) has actual stand thingies) and that a person/people have grown accustomed to

and the people still kinda do trap others who don't know about how it works

[mossy robin]

In that case, Star Platinum is literally just every Stand.
I think Superfly's main aspect is dishing back what you put out.
But I do see your point.

The trapping aspect is still there.
But instead of losing your life you lose all of your money.

[minor ore]

It's just that people guilt trip you into giving them money

[knotty moat]

Shakedown road = part 8 tamami

[robust ibex]

every higashikata stand has king somewhere in the name. conspiracy theory alert: final boss is king crimson

au king crimson

[stark fossil]

Final boss is Kaato

Her Stand is King Cardashian

[robust ibex]

the twist is kaato's stand is called king crimson

[minor ore]

There's been a theory about Josuke somehow using EE to get King Crimson

Since King Crimson can "take away time"

And S&W can take away stuff

I don't see it happening tho

[stark wagon]

I think Josuke's stand evolving to have King in the name is definetly a possibility

Since even people that aren't born a higashikata have it (by that I mean mitsuba)

[minor ore]

Yea

[stark wagon]

and he's 100% a higashikata family member

[stark fossil]

Killer King

[minor ore]

AwaKING 3 Leaves

[robust ibex]

walKING heart

[minor ore]

He will probably do it if he can't beat his opponent or whoever the main villain is

[stark fossil]

TalKING Head....................

[minor ore]

And eat the new rokakaka

And it will like trade or fuse S&W with someone's else stand

To create K Crimson

Or any other stand that has King in it

Who knows

[robust ibex]

also, i keep mispronouncing rokakaka as rokaka because it somehow makes sense to me more

[stark fossil]

I hope not King Crimson

[stark wagon]

maybe araki is able to explain it in jojolion

[minor ore]

Jobin is my candidate for main villain since his temperature ability is just a small thing

His full capability is still unknown

There's no way Kaato is with her stand ability

[stark fossil]

Kaato's ability is almost D4C from what we've seen

[minor ore]

It just stores stuff

Between cards

[stark fossil]

The closest Stand to Jobin's so far is the Stand from part 6 that boils water

[minor ore]

It doesn't even have a name

[stark fossil]

Why do you argue that Jobin's Stand is amazing and we haven't seen the extent of its power

But you deny that for Kaato

[minor ore]

Oh true

We seen her stand only once right?

My bad

[stark fossil]

...still think it will be called King Cardashian

[minor ore]

Kaato is such a nice milf

[robust ibex]

whats the point of a stand that can boil water anyway? cooking macaroni faster?

[kind owl]

@robust ibex, Your Gangstar cred is now level 3 !

[robust ibex]

oh god oh no do i hope i dont hit level 4

[stark fossil]

@robust ibex you say that like it's a bad thing

The macaroni not the level 4

It's on point if, like, it's raining on someone

Or you really dislike divers

So you boil the pool

[minor ore]

Who had the boiling stand

[stark fossil]

No one

[robust ibex]

ff for a while

[stark fossil]

Oh snap

[minor ore]

Oh ye

[robust ibex]

if i had a stand that could boil water, i'd use it to cook my macaroni faster

[stark fossil]

I feel like it's the Stand you get if you're angry about your high gas bill

suddenly soup is free

You'd feel like the king of the world

I demand a fanfic about the original owner of that Stand

[robust ibex]

same

[minor ore]

Man chapter 84 better be worth the wait

Entire chapter of Josuke shaving

[torn haven]

Did we ever have anyone from the kawajiri family in this time line?

[kind owl]

@torn haven, Your Gangstar cred is now level 1 !

[minor ore]

No

[minor ore]

Nope

[hushed rover]

When Josuke was being controlled by blue Hawaii, How did Paisley Park track him downbecause yasuho talked to him on the phone , even tho yasuho’s phone was crushed?

[stark fossil]

I'm not sure Paisley Park needs to have an electronic device to work

Lay it on me Septarr

[hushed rover]

Johnny uses the corpse to save his family like valentine wanted to for his country

No matter the sacrifice

[stark fossil]

I interpreted Johnny as always being in it for himself

[hushed rover]

Seemed like Johnny was affected by valentine’s ideals over the years imo

[stark fossil]

And yeah I think the Rokakaka thing is playing out the same way

[hushed rover]

After growing out of being a selfish prick

[stark fossil]

I dunno if it wasn't selfish

Cos he wouldn't have cared who got the rock disease as long as it wasn't his family

[hushed rover]

Yeah I didn’t mean to say that Johnny was selfish in doing that

i meant his sbr self

[stark wagon]

at least he died for his son, that was selfless

[hushed rover]

Like valentine did for his country, Johnny was willing to undergo the same

[stark fossil]

He had that going for him yeah

[hushed rover]

And at the end if sbr you saw Johnny wanting to believe in valentine

he was fuckin crying after he killed valentine

[stark fossil]

I guess he wanted Gyro back too

Wasn't that why he was crying

[hushed rover]

Most likely now that I think about it yeah

But Johnny also praised Valentine for being selfless

Also one of the government officials pursuing Johnny looks a lot like lucy

[minor ore]

Shit you're right

@stark fossil well he did say that would believe in the president,since he was talking about bringing Gyro back

[stark fossil]

I'm not sure what I'm really arguing here

I think on the whole Johnny's actions have some selfish component

[minor ore]

Pretty much

[knotty moat]

I view johnny as a selfish asshole who becomes less of a selfish asshole when he dies

Johnny is still my favorite jojo tho

[stark fossil]

Yeah I think he's a fricking sweet character

In the old universe you have the Joestar family as symbols of pure good, fighting against pure evil for the sake of everyone

Now you have the Joestar family pretty much just fighting for themselves or their family

[knotty moat]

Ye

[stark fossil]

Against people who believe they're doing what's right for society not just one family

It's great

[knotty moat]

True

If I didnt know the methods in which johnny/valentine tried to meet their goals, I wouldve assumed that johnny was the bad guy and valentine was the hero

[stark fossil]

I don't think I could call Valentine a hero for wanting to make America dominate over every other country in the world

But he's more heroic than Johnny the way I see it at least

[errant onyx]

hello everyone

[minor ore]

Hi

[stark fossil]

Howdy

[wise sleet]

dicke and ball and ball and ball and ball

[hushed rover]

What did soft and wet do here?

But damn this guy’s death was ultra satisfying. Gappy didn’t even have to quip back at him. Fucking brutal.

[stark fossil]

Ooooooo they coloured this bit

I thought Gappy just straight up decked him

[stark wagon]

Soft and wet punched really hard

[hushed rover]

Where’s the fist

Oh well. Spaghetti rock boy had it coming

[stark wagon]

Too fast to see I guess

It's in the next panel

[hushed rover]

Yeah lol

Ik

[spice crystal]

soft and wet is very strong

beheading people left and right

[minor ore]

And bashing people with a shovel

[stark fossil]

no chill

hard and dry best boi

[surreal comet]

i just started jojolion and how much fighting is there compared to the other parts

like

part 4 not much fighting and part 5 a ton of fighting

[void viper]

Id say a bit more than 4 but nowhere near 5

[kind owl]

@void viper, Your Gangstar cred is now level 5 !

[stark fossil]

It's pretty slice of lifey early on

[minor ore]

Tru

@hushed rover

My favorite shot of that arc

It's marked as spoiler for some reason

Myb cuz it has spoiler in it's name

And discord labeled it as a one cuz of it

Yeah

Some reason being I forgot to edit it

[surreal comet]

@stark fossil it stops being slice of lifey?

how drastic of a change is there?

[minor ore]

Not that drastic @surreal comet

The plot starts to thicken and shit gets real

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Gangstar cred is now level 17 !

[surreal comet]

honestly I don't like the fights that I can't follow

like the first fight with valentine

i hated that

are there a lot of hard to follow fights

[minor ore]

It just goes from fight > slice of life > plot > fight to fight > plot > fight > fight > plot > a bit of slice of life

[surreal comet]

ok

[minor ore]

Four Ball Run

[minor ore]

ORA

ARA

ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ARA ORA ORA

ORA!

Can't wait for part 8 anime

[minor ore]

Well you'll have to wait a lot

:^)

[weak tundra]

cant wait for new chap

[surreal comet]

what volume is jojolion on

the colored one is on 14 but I'm not sure if there's a long delay

[knotty mango]

83 rd chapter

[surreal comet]

what volume

[knotty mango]

Idk

[knotty moat]

if kaato isnt the main villaiin im eating my toes

[spice crystal]

better get chomping

[knotty mango]

It is very obviously jobin

[spice crystal]

it is very obviously whoever the hospital boss is

[knotty mango]

We saw him like once

[spice crystal]

we haven’t seen him ever

[knotty mango]

Flasback

Cya

[spice crystal]

no reason to believe that he’s 89

[knotty mango]

Im rather tired

[spice crystal]

he looks like 40

aight

[white beacon]

the one in the flashback probably isn't even connected at all

and instead is probably just the pre-design for someone like damo or jobin

araki has done this kind of thing before, albeit more subtly

with part 5's prosciutto debuting as just a dark figure alongside pesci before araki finalized on his design

or with diavolo who is assumed to wear a suit and has short hair and is instead revealed to look nothing like how he was in the silhouettes

[spice crystal]

and jobin himself

looked extremely different in the early panels

[white beacon]

mitsuba too like

damn

[knotty mango]

Uh

[white beacon]

mitsuba looked like some background extra character in her first appearance, then boom, massive design change

i mean sure, damo and jobin already happened and josuke didn't, like, connect them to the flashback guy

but damo's pretty much the closest direct connection to the flashback guy, within the context of both kira's and josephmi's memories

[faint rover]

Was it a 1 or 2 months hiatus?

[white beacon]

i thin 2 months

but someone said something about how ultra jump is published or something making it 1 month

idrk, but i'm going for 2

[hushed rover]

Jobin’s flashback was pretty sad tbh

Yiu get the cliche school bully but Araki kicks it up a notch by having him force jobi nto light someone on fire

wtf

[minor ore]

Isn't the new chapter supposed to relase in March

Anyways it will be good because colored version may catch up

[minor ore]

Jobin isn't the main villain

[spice crystal]

its one month

[minor ore]

Part 8 best part

[stark wagon]

Soon

[spice crystal]

cant be best when it doesnt even have a villain

[white beacon]

maybe, that's what makes it best

to not have a main villain

only have a main character, and his own self struggles

but that ain't this part so ya not best

[stark wagon]

it has tons of villains

[spice crystal]

so does every part

[hushed rover]

Damn the second rock human and dolomite have really tragic backstories

[knotty mango]

🦀Norisuke is gone🦀

[minor ore]

F for dolomite

[acoustic ocean]

Where can i read jojolion?

[spice crystal]

mangadex

[acoustic ocean]

Its not available for some reason

Gives me error or something

[stark wagon]

it's working fine for me

[green nacelle]

I miss Dolomite

[minor ore]

keep missin

I thought he was a human

T H I C C

[rich depot]

I read jojolion for the plot

[minor ore]

Was Daiya's original stand name "Strange Love"?

Because her arc is called "Daiya's Strange Love", at least where I'm rereading it

Uhh i don't think so

Maybe because she has a crush on hew new adopted brother

Whic kinda is strange in some way

Yeah, that makes sense

I guess a Depeche Mode reference would be too much to ask TwT

[minor ore]

Chu

I want to bang Daiya

Waifu material

I understand you @minor ore

Yes

And her lips are

And she only has 16

Legal in here

Which country are you talking?

Serbia

Her mom Kaato is also a very nice milf

[gleaming peak]

I just realized

George III could be a thing in jojolion

[minor ore]

must protect

[gleaming peak]

Because George II had another son besides Joseph

[minor ore]

i don't understand how can soft&wet cure him

[gleaming peak]

It takes his pain away

Like that song

[minor ore]

i guess that makes sense

what doesn't is norisuke talking about "gappy must not get his memories back" like he had anything to do with it

[gleaming peak]

I mostly just wanted to reference the song

Well he is related to Kira

Also it is implied that Norisuke seems to know a lot more than he lets on

[minor ore]

Yes, that's what Norisuke thought, it's just the way he says it in early Jojolion like he is working against Gappy

[gleaming peak]

You could argue everyone is working against Gappy

If you really wanted

[minor ore]

Not Holly/Yasuho at least

yet

[gleaming peak]

Well I think the only way Yasuho would is if Gappy lost focus

And Holly is so far gone let’s be real

She ate her own fingers

The notion that Holly could have a coherent thought is not probable right now.

[minor ore]

She's responsible for the Rokakaka Research Lab, I hope she will be relevant again in a meaningful way besides "oh now she dead"

[gleaming peak]

I doubt they’d kill her

At least not until she is able to function

That’s almost as silly as the fan theory that Kira used SHA on his mom’s brain

[minor ore]

It's already implied that they made her lost brain parts to make her useless tho, i don't see why they wouldn't kill her now that there's only one rock human left (from what we know)

[gleaming peak]

Well that is a part of this drug ring

Fruit ring

Fruit drug ring

In the description of rock humans it’s said many of them cling to family registries to survive

So it’s likely a lot are still around and just trying to live

[minor ore]

Yeah but we don't know if there are more affiliated with the university/hospital

Rokakaka Contrabandist's group aka Damo - is already dead
Rokakaka Research group - everyone except main head and Holly dead

The way Holly talked about Yasuho's stand being able to protect her son and that being fate makes me think that she was aware of what was happening to her and decided to let it happen

Maybe she knew that fighting against them alone would be useless and it would put her son and daughter in danger so she accepted her fate

[hushed rover]

protect these two

[minor ore]

I want them to have childrens

[minor ore]

Childrens

I ship

Same

What if Yasuho dies

And Rai sacrifices himself

For rokakaka

Bruh....

O filtered

Im dumb

I should slee0

Good night

Have a good night

Arigato, Gyro

Arigato

Gagi

It was truly a roundabout path @minor ore

[twin cedar]

@minor ore please don't use the r word

[hushed rover]

how the fuck can someone be able to take a shit like this without being afraid of falling off?

mamezuku is an absolute chad

[knotty moat]

true

[hardy hull]

i mean his stand literally turns him into living rope so i doubt he worries about falling off

[spice crystal]

this is true

[minor ore]

final move: Complete Golden Spin Beetle Energy!!!!

arigato...Joshu

[minor ore]

I still never understood the connection between Kira's symbol on arm and that on higashikata's house

Was that just forgotten about or i was the one who forgot

[minor ore]

It's the logo for the editorial that made the sbr book that has the family tree, it still makes zero sense

[minor ore]

Oh right the family tree

So both Josefumi and Kira had birthmarks

But Josefumi was not in the book

[gleaming peak]

Rest in Peace, Johnny.

[knotty moat]

I wish johnny didnt go out like a bitch

[knotty mango]

Lmao

[knotty moat]

Its true

He couldve died during the high voltage arc but no fucking leaves kill him

[spice crystal]

i like it

[knotty moat]

Like I think his death is written well but I just wish he couldve went out like a badass

[spice crystal]

he never was meant to be a solely badass character

he's the most human jojo and he dies doing a purely emotional thing

[knotty moat]

True

I guess it's a fitting death but still hes my favorite jojo and it sucked ass to see him get killed by a rock

[minor ore]

I'm glad Johnny got what he deserverd, a caesar-like death without the epicness

[spice crystal]

fitted him better than anything else

[knotty moat]

Ye

It fits him and its written very well but damn it hurt to see him get through so much only to die by a rock

[minor ore]

'Later he died of a cold'

[spice crystal]

everything's futile in the end

gyro's story is depressing!

[knotty moat]

I was so fucking upset when that boy gyro tried to save died like that

[minor ore]

Johnny could have died of old age so I'm glad Araki gave him a more meaningful death

[knotty moat]

True

[stark wagon]

Rock was the final blow but he was gonna die anyway

He killed himself to save his son idk why people just remember the rock

[minor ore]

I mean he would still die from rock disease

[stark wagon]

yeah he was dead at that point

johnny didn't die from a random rock

[minor ore]

Dying from the rock disease would've been miles better

[clear mountain]

splat

Will never cease to amuse

Same with Caesar

[minor ore]

totally forgot about this...

i guess this explains why he had the editorial's logo in his body?

Remember how Kyo went inside Higashikata house as a maid to investigate

But didn't really find anything

She was just forgotten about

And other characters too

It's not mentioned in the Vitamin C arc's flashbacks tho

One arc they are in and that's it

Maybe Kyo decided to pass unnoticed and leave the investigation to Gappy, still doesn't explain why she isn't helping him after Holly's disease got worse but maybe she doesn't know?

Araki forgot

I really want some stands to be used again

I'm actually hoping that Kyo reappears somewhat in the final arc

Most likely dying in the 7 days prior to the harvest

Who knows

Tsurugi probably has a new/evolved stand

Yeah, probably Caato and Jobin played a big part there

So he somehow managed to push the gates or whatever and kill that girl

At first I wasn't buying the idea of Tsurugi being able to use other people's stands because Joshu is a shit head but I read a theory about Tsurugi using Awaking III Leaves to kill the other kid

Interesting

I mean Tsurugi is a lewd guy and likes women

So he may used the tongue of Joshu to lick Hato's ear

If that's actually the case, I'm 100% sure that Araki will retcon it later; just like he retconed D4C's ability like 3 chapters after being explained

[clear mountain]

Most relatable guy in Jojolion

A cross dressing 9 year old

[minor ore]

And as Norisuke said ''Stands are like assholes, you don't go around and show your asshole to everynoe''

[clear mountain]

Wew

[torn haven]

How was 4DC retconned I forgot lol

[minor ore]

All that was retconned is that every Valentine had a D4C

Which made it giga op

D4C's first appearance: can mix multiple realities making them overlap

D4C three pages after: can teleport to another dimension by tiny space

[spice crystal]

no

you're wrong

its just a weird explanation

araki tries to sum up an extremely complex power in a sentence

[torn haven]

I remember taht weird thing wiht hwo everyone was seeing a different dimension before the whole train fiasco

which was never used again

[minor ore]

D4C could never overlap realities

[clear mountain]

So it could huh

[minor ore]

Yep

Oh i guess i was wrong

Anyway, I hope Kyo and Karera show up again and Tsurugi doesn't become the main villain

I want more of Walking Heart

[supple totem]

EXTENDS HEELS

[kind owl]

@supple totem, Your Gangstar cred is now level 5 !

[minor ore]

There is a theory that it can extend anything

It's just what she used at that time

[supple totem]

so just like luffy?

[minor ore]

I'm sure Araki will make everyone of the higashikata's have his moment to shine in the final arc

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Gangstar cred is now level 9 !

[minor ore]

Probably

Not Norisuke tho

F

[minor ore]

Inb4 Josuke gets Crazy Diamond and makes rokakaka useless

implying josuke will survive this part

Why wouldn't he

idk, i just feel like it'd be fitting for him to die

just a gut feeling

Eh who knows

Maybe he will

But someone will use rokakaka to heal him

And fuse again maybe

And then we start from square one

[supple totem]

3 people in one body

[minor ore]

six balls

[supple totem]

[minor ore]

Six Balls run

[spice crystal]

@minor ore i was in a strike so i couldnt follow up

but like

[knotty mango]

Mista doesnt like j2suke

[spice crystal]

it works perfectly for the ability

[supple totem]

i really hope reqiuem stands return

for the finalle

[spice crystal]

when he gets trapped between the objects, he allows the 2 universes to coexist right there

and he can go to either

or anyone else

[minor ore]

Inb4 we get GER in part 9 again

[supple totem]

[minor ore]

Soft & Wet ACT 2

Eh, I feel like that's stretched but who knows

[supple totem]

i would be happy if that happebd

[minor ore]

SOFTER & WETTER

[spice crystal]

its not stretched

[knotty mango]

Steals your life

Jojo is soft and wet

It stole my life

[minor ore]

Man who's gonna wait till March

[spice crystal]

me

[supple totem]

for wut?

[knotty mango]

Deaath

[spice crystal]

the chapter

[minor ore]

FUCK HIATUS

[supple totem]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOH

[minor ore]

Then we get Gappy's granddaughter and her stand: SOFTEST & WETTEST

[spice crystal]

good hiatus

[minor ore]

It better be worth the wait

[knotty mango]

Hiatus x haitus

[spice crystal]

creators taking needed breaks

makes me feel good

[minor ore]

Last year we got 4 hiatuses in the first half of the year so i'm hoping araki is well rested now

if we get another hiatus in march i'm cryogenizing myself until 2022

Same

I will cryogenize untill David Productions finishes all parts for anime

Then binge

[supple totem]

but then ur crunchyroll subscription will run out

[spice crystal]

you think i will run out

fool

[minor ore]

crunchy

[spice crystal]

yes

[minor ore]

Kissanime

by 2022 we'd be halfway done with stone ocean I hope

then in 2024 we can kill ourselves over cgi horses

[supple totem]

i wish the dudes who made jojo stardust crusaders OVA made more

the fight scenes are lit

[minor ore]

yeah but little things are well adapted

iirc enyaba was a really young lady in the ova

"then in 2024 we can kill ourselves over cgi horses"

I love this discord

dio's fight is completely changed except for the road roller da

inb4 we get 3 Rohan OVAs between SO ending and SBR confirmation

[supple totem]

yes and still epic

[minor ore]

All i wanna see from part 8 anime is the shovel scene and Daiya seducing Gappy

[supple totem]

rip old infected lady

[minor ore]

F

[supple totem]

F

[minor ore]

I want to see josuke's four testicles because i'm too curious about how it looks

sadly araki only draws naked girls

[supple totem]

we should be glad

[minor ore]

yasuho seemed really shocked

Double vagina

double bellybutton

[supple totem]

Double amnesia

[minor ore]

4 boobs

2 benis

[spice crystal]

hey guys this is a daily reminder that josuke saying 'shhhh... soft.. & wet' is going to be really cool

[minor ore]

FUN FUN FUN

[spice crystal]

im already excited and its a solid 5-6 years until it happens

[minor ore]

Risotto vs Doppio

forgot how much sorry i felt for Norisuke having to put up with this shit

[spice crystal]

norisuke best dad

[minor ore]

Tfw Daiya boobs bigger than Hato

[spice crystal]

outplayed

[supple totem]

why is so important about the hishgata secrects?

[minor ore]

?

[supple totem]

oh wait their family tree nvm

[minor ore]

also jobin's contrabandist group of rokakaka

Ye

Most of them died

Besides that one doctor

[supple totem]

but why is it called the higashkatas secrets when it's only Joubins secret

[minor ore]

because araki likes to be vague and misterious

[supple totem]

that actually makes sence knowing araki

[minor ore]

damn I forgot about this

the red stone of aja deserved a better fate than this

[minor ore]

I just noticed that Rina and her* brother Norisuke II both got the rock disease from his father

You mean her brother

Could it be that in the Higashikata bloodline it's the first born son the one that gets the disease while in the Joestar bloodline it's the first born daughter? That'd explain how Holly got the exact same condition

Oh yea u are indeed right

But Kyo isn't suffering

That'd mean Kyo is fated to get it too ;w;

It could be later in life, Rina got it very old

True

While the boys in Higashikata have it early

JUST HAVE FEMALE KIDS LOOOL

just have them cross-dress to trick the disease lol

[acoustic ocean]

Feels like ages till some major plot starts to develop in jojolion... It's hard being caught up when only 12 chapters come out yearly

[minor ore]

Works 10/10

Jojolion was kinda better at the beggining imo

But lately is getting better

Esp with tsurugi

And who's gonna eat the new rokakaka once it's harvested

Fun fun fun, california king bed and especially shakedown road are horribly long and draggy imho

[acoustic ocean]

We need a main villain announcment soon

[kind owl]

@acoustic ocean, Your Gangstar cred is now level 1 !

[minor ore]

Born this way is nice tho

CFK was only ok because we got to see Daiya

And shakedown road does pay off at the end with the johnny stuff

3F was interesting aswell

If you know what i mean

@acoustic ocean where you've been it's clear main doctor / dio / caato / tooru / jobin / Holly is the main villain

[acoustic ocean]

Wasn't SBR like 95chapters and JJL curently has 82chapters....which means its definetly going to be longer if not twice the size of SBR since we got no main villain and no major plot explanations

[minor ore]

Araki confirmed he is wrapping up jojolion

[acoustic ocean]

That's cool

Any specific date

[minor ore]

proof: https://jojo.fandom.com/wiki/Interview_Archive#Araki's Motivation (8/2018)

An interview before Doctor Wu's arc where he said that "after hospital arc i'm thinking of wrapping things up"

I hope he won't rush it

We finished Doctor Wu's arc + countdown to harvest so i'm guessing things are ending soon (aka 2 years)

So jojolion will have around 100 chapters by the end

*speculation

Yea

20~ more chapters should do it

[acoustic ocean]

That's not bad, but i am afraid it won't be rushed too

But why am i even doubting araki

Its araki... Every other jojo is masterpiece in its own way why would jojolion be different

[minor ore]

Yes

yeah, just stay optimistic

sometimes it feels different but it's just because we are reading as it is getting released

[acoustic ocean]

Yeah, a lot of things can be covered and explained in like 5 continues chapter tbh

Chapters themselves are long ish

Were SBRs twice as much or same as jojolion hmm i can't remember but if iirc i think it was usually around 70 pages per chapter

[minor ore]

It's around 40 pages just like Jojolion

oh boy here it comes

Comes what

Also nice Yasuho thighs

the baby every tinfoil hat theorist likes to talk about

I don't quite remember that baby

i've read theories about that baby being the main villain and stuff like that

because it's just mentioned in 3 pages by Yasuho

Wow

Maybe there won't be a main villain at all

He had jewels hmmmm

in a sense, Holly is the villain like Diavolo was the cause of part 3

Diavolo discovered the arrows and sold them to Dio
Holly researched the Rokakaka with the Rock humans

Ye

Just in that sense tho

Diavolo sold to Enya and Enya used it on Dio

Holly's research was found by the rock humans that started trafficking with Jobin's help

I mean Yotsuyu did say only Tsurugi was doing the right thing

And how Higashikata familly would be betrayed

how did he know that tho

I'd say Tsurugi was working with him

I think the two interacted at some point

Or Yotsuyu said something like "Come with us and we will cure you"

That's exactly what happen iirc

gappy referring to himself as 4 balls is really cute

[spice crystal]

i love him

[minor ore]

Ye

I kinda hate how we know little about Josefumi compared to Kira

But o well

huh I forgot about that strange room in the higashikata basement

that never got addressed, did it?

Where Tsu was isolated

Iirc only he knew about the room?

this one

Or sth like that

Tsurugi's room is another one in the same basement

That has Josuke's clothes in it

Hmmm

WAIT YASUHO HAS CONTACT LENSES

[stark wagon]

wasn't Yotsuyu living in that room or smth

[minor ore]

maybe but that's some strange things to have in there

[acoustic ocean]

You know what i find weird, whenever i leave joji for awhile then come back to read it again... Series must again go on hiatus

It happen a few times

[stark wagon]

this is my first jojolion hiatus feelsbadman

[minor ore]

Same

oh sweet summer children

i got 4 hiatuses in a row last year

you've suffered nothing

I thought JoJo was some girl anime

[acoustic ocean]

Lmao

[minor ore]

Then i saw a meme of giorno and dio

And i started watching

Caught up

Said fuck it

I will read the mango

I was blessed

[acoustic ocean]

Za mango is zamazing

[minor ore]

[stark wagon]

I thought jojo was a card game anime

cause I saw the d'arby episode randomly at some point

[minor ore]

wait, did josefumi/kira ever get near the higashikata's house?

aside from the aftermath of vitamin c

Hmmm

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Gangstar cred is now level 11 !

[hushed rover]

Yeah I thought it was weird that the flashbacks didn’t show Kira talking to norisuke, yet he knows about kira

And yeah what was the relevance of that baby?

[minor ore]

We don't know... yet

[hushed rover]

I was thinking it was josefumi and everything about the flashbacks seem to indicate that was him except for some details like his age

[minor ore]

It could be the main doctor except it would be 111 yo and not 89

[hushed rover]

Also i finished reading the urban guerilla arc

they’re basically alt universe chocolate and secco

[minor ore]

also, tsurugi disproved my theory about higashikata's first son and joestar's first daughter

[hushed rover]

But I don’t understand how urban guerilla’s caterpillar thing moves underground soil backwards and did the same with gappy’s bubbles the first time, but when gapped was underground with them, it worked

[minor ore]

I was confused too

[hushed rover]

The whole caterpillar thing was confusing

and I was confused on what the fuck Mameluke slinger at urban guerilla’s eyes

[minor ore]

Doremifasolati Do

[hushed rover]

Then I found out it was a fork and started asking where the fuck he got it from

[minor ore]

Mamezuku is weird

Idk why he dislikes Yasuho

[spice crystal]

he has a kitchen

and he fires a fork from an arm crossbow

[minor ore]

I hope he dies

[spice crystal]

because she got in the way in the urban guerilla fight

[minor ore]

same

[spice crystal]

NO

[hushed rover]

I guess he’s more indifferent to her, but when he pushed her off the lift, I knew the guy was a fucking prick

[spice crystal]

HOW DARE YOU

mamezuku is great

[minor ore]

GO EAT SHIT AND FALL OFF HORSE MAMEZUKU

Either Mamezuku or Yasuho will die

Maybe both

[spice crystal]

yasuho was only a liability in the urban geurilla fight

[hushed rover]

Mameluke has the face of someone who will die

same with norisuke

[spice crystal]

and thats his only experience with her

so

[minor ore]

Searching for the d4c thingy, i realized how much similarities are there between Weakapipo and Mamezuku

I don't really like Marmaduke cause he's a fucking jerk

[spice crystal]

i like him a lot

[minor ore]

But I like his character

Like, they both appeared near the end of the part, almost died, had their backstories

I hope Mamezuku dies just like Weakapipo had to

I like the plant appraiser living alone deal

[hushed rover]

Also I like how happy tells Mameluke not to kill urban guerilla right after he blows up

[spice crystal]

he doesnt deserve to die

[minor ore]

F for Weakapipo tho, I liked that character

F

His ability was cool

[hushed rover]

Alt universe chocolate and secoonwere cool

Damn is alt universe shigechi

Damo

Fuck I can’t type today

[minor ore]

[stark wagon]

Damo is way too cool to be alt universe shigechi tbh

[minor ore]

^^

He was kinds ugly

[hushed rover]

Weird hair, obsessed with money, short, manipulative bastard, it’s all in his file

[minor ore]

Idk how could Hato date him

Mark my words, main doctor is Chocolate Disco of this part

[hushed rover]

You mean COCOA GROOVE

[minor ore]

Caato is Valentine and Jobin is Diego AU

Main doctor is Kira Yoshikage himself

You thought he dead? syke he alive

Exactly

He pops out of Gappy's chest

Like in those alien movies

[stark wagon]

I had a good theory of main doctor being Holly's husband but he's dead and not the right age

Other than that I can't think of anyone

[minor ore]

Age is just a number

Suspects we have are:

• Tooru, somehow
• New character
• Caato
• Baby that appeared after Johnny's death

[hushed rover]

Alt universe roban when ffs

[minor ore]

Caato with her stand

Xd

Caato and her all powerful and all mighty stand

WALKING ON SUNSHINE

Who is tooru btw

@minor ore what baby

[stark wagon]

Caato would just be weird idk

If it's a new character I hope he's not the main villain

Tooru is yasuho's ex

[minor ore]

Caato needs to be the main villain

O

@stark wagon I know

[spice crystal]

Tooru sucks as main villain

[minor ore]

Oh

You were

Replying to

Gagi

[stark wagon]

yeye

[minor ore]

I'd say Caato is the most likely

@minor ore i posted the page about the baby a couple messages above

[keen furnace]

Wu Tomoki
looked a bit Rohan like

[stark wagon]

I want Kaato and Jobin to team up and then Jobin gets out later

[hushed rover]

What did they mean by this?

Is urban guerilla not kill?

[minor ore]

Caato/Jobin/Tsurugi are endgame enemies 100% sure

[hushed rover]

[minor ore]

I don't have proofs but neither doubts

@minor ore that baby was josefumi right?

[hushed rover]

It had to be

[minor ore]

IIRC no, but I'm rereading rn so i'll see

I thought it was him

All the time

[hushed rover]

bit he wasn’t a baby, which is the only conflicting detail

[minor ore]

The baby appeared on 1901 so it's not probable

[keen furnace]

Kars is going to be the ultimate rock human

[hushed rover]

Oh yeah and that

[minor ore]

Jojolion has the most unresolved plot points jesus christ

Maybe because it's not finished yet

[hushed rover]

I was thinking it was gappy’s life before he lost his memories and was thinking he was some immortal guy

[minor ore]

just a thought tho

I doubt araki will do something with most of them

[hushed rover]

Also remember when yukako acted like she knew who Kira was, when they never met?

[stark wagon]

I believe in araki monthly planning