jojolion

[spice crystal]

yeah there’s no way it’s a volume a month

humans don’t work at that pace

and this jojolion arc has been taking a long time for having been a volume a month

[white beacon]

a volume a month would be fitting for a weekly manga if it's volumes were only 4 chapters, though same page count per chapter

[spice crystal]

otherwise jojolion would only have been going for 2 years and we know that’s not true

[rocky charm]

Yeah it's one chapter a month

early SBR was a chapter a week, 4 chapters a volume, thus one volume a month

It's been 15 years since SBR started though

He may be thinking of the colored releasing a volume a month

[short sonnet]

wtf is even happening with this part anymore lmao

[foggy hazel]

It's like Part 4.

Josuke and co. are just fucking around Morioh.

[ionic locust]

not really

they’re trying to find the Rokakaka branch

you can sum up most of part 8 as “josuke and company fucking around in morioh” I guess

[mossy robin]

I'm just a little confused because why else would they all be grouped together like that on that page and others like it.

[short sonnet]

yeah it feels like its going nowhere rn

at least part 4 had a main villan that the characters knew about

we dont know shit in this part

[mossy robin]

But only like halfway through IIRC.

After Akira was dealt with.

[short sonnet]

kira 4 was introduced halfway iirc

[mossy robin]

Exactly.

[stark wagon]

what if we are halfway through in jojolion

[short sonnet]

we have zero idea who the main villan is

we are just as lost as the main characters

[mossy robin]

Rock Human man.

[stark wagon]

might just be a conflict of interests between jobin, kaato and josuke

[short sonnet]

hmmmm

[mossy robin]

Somebody learns Josuke's two names.
Bites the Dust is triggered and he rips in half.

[short sonnet]

araki is working at a pace of like 1 page per 1-2 days

[mossy robin]

Into two people.

[stark wagon]

Some people have moved on from it but I really think the final antagonists are gonna be Kaato and/or Jobin

Like we don't know their stand powers completely

And they have been introduced/built up for a while now

[mossy robin]

Speaking of Stand powers and introductions.

Awaking III Leaves is cool.

[stark wagon]

yeah

we'll probably never see it again though

[knotty moat]

Rip

[ionic locust]

Theory that the main villain is gonna be akira

because it’s opposite in this part

Kira introduced first then akira

[grizzled pilot]

akira otoishi?

[mossy robin]

Red Hot Chili Peppers.

[grizzled pilot]

hmm

[stark wagon]

Thinking about jojolion theories

My favorite one is that soft & wet is gonna evolve to have King in its name

[ionic locust]

that would be interesting

but only half of josuke is related to the higashikatas thru Kira and even then

But I do think he’ll probably learn how to use a killer queen kind of ability

killer king

[mossy robin]

I hope we'll get Soft & Wet with Killer Queen.

[ionic locust]

That would be so good

[mossy robin]

Where he basically just uses Stray Cat but more control.

[ionic locust]

like a jotaro time stop

[mossy robin]

The Jotaro Timestop wasn't good.

[stark wagon]

Well he made his bubbles explode plenty of times

that came from Kira

[ionic locust]

I just mean getting a new ability

[mossy robin]

Josuke gets Bites the Dust.

[ionic locust]

Wait he did?

The bubbles that explode I emean

[stark wagon]

yes

in the damo fight

[mossy robin]

No I meant like.
That would be a sick ability to see.

[stark wagon]

urban guerrila too

[ionic locust]

Oha

[stark wagon]

@ionic locust If you think about it Josuke is the only Higashikata that doesn't have King in their stand's name, even Mitsuba which is not a higashikata by blood has it. The reason I like the theory so much is that the King thing would amount to something and make complete sense.

Maybe after everyone accepts him in the family or something

[ionic locust]

ohh yea I could see that

[white beacon]

maybe mitsuba got hers after she married into the higashikatas

[ionic locust]

it kinda foreshadowed something like that in the nijimura fight

[knotty moat]

Yo I got a quick question

[ionic locust]

Ya

[knotty moat]

Does araki create one chapter per month or one volume per month?

[ionic locust]

one chapter

[knotty moat]

Oh

[white beacon]

one volume is too insane

[knotty moat]

I really like jojolion but I kinda hope it ends soon

[stark wagon]

I feel that if it ends soon it won't be that good

[ionic locust]

The problem with that is that we need to learn a lot about past events

exactly

[knotty moat]

True

[ionic locust]

I think jojolion is at it’s peak in quality right now

[knotty moat]

Well now that I think about it I think it could wait a while longer

[ionic locust]

The wu tomiki fight was really good, if not a little long

But I think there’s gonna be a lot of answers in the next chapter

[knotty moat]

I just hope by mid 2020 the final climax will be somewhat near

[kind owl]

@knotty moat, Your Gangstar cred is now level 13 !

[ionic locust]

I can see that

[knotty moat]

If araki can keep up the quality this will be one of my favorite fights

[ionic locust]

doctor wu?

[knotty moat]

*parts

I spaced out

[ionic locust]

Oh ye

[knotty moat]

Doctor wu was pretty good tho

[ionic locust]

yea it was one of my favorite part 8 fights

[stark wagon]

there are few arcs in jojolion that I actually don't like

[ionic locust]

blue Hawaii

[stark wagon]

maybe Milagro Man but that's because it's joshu

[ionic locust]

Oh

[knotty moat]

Is doctor uwu alive as cement or is he just dead?

[mossy robin]

I liked Milagro Man.

[ionic locust]

I thought milagro man was amazing

Doctor wu is basically out of commission

Basically dead

[stark wagon]

yeah I just don't like joshu

[ionic locust]

Ah

[knotty moat]

Is he like angelo?

[ionic locust]

I like him

it might be a reference to Angelo actually

[mossy robin]

I wish we got more Joshu because he's actually kind of funny sometimes.
Even though he's a shitbag.

[stark wagon]

one thing I didn't like about doctor wu's arc was that josuke came to save the day

instead of yasuho or mitsuba defeating him

but it was really cool nonetheless

[knotty moat]

Well yasuho did kinda defeat him with tape in the elevator but it didnt last

[ionic locust]

Yea

[knotty moat]

I'm hoping for a more plot heavy arc soon rather than another stand fight

I still really like stand fights but I'd also like some answers

[ionic locust]

I’m pretty sure that’s exactly what we’re gonna get

something like that

[knotty moat]

Yay

[stark wagon]

there's still another stand user in the hospital though right

[knotty moat]

Fuck

[ionic locust]

I don’t think so

Maybe it’s Yasuho’s ex

[knotty moat]

HOLY SHIT

I think you might be on to something

[mossy robin]

Who's this swiss roll fuck.

[ionic locust]

I like him so far

[knotty moat]

Ye I like her ex

[ionic locust]

He’s like a more confident joshu

But I personally think from here they’re all going to go back to the higashikata house and confront jobin

I think joshu might actually fight her ex

[mossy robin]

Joshu's Nut King Call is one of my favorite Stands and I want to see it more.

[stark wagon]

that would be so good

[mossy robin]

So I support that.

[ionic locust]

exactly

NKC is such an interesting stand

also I kinda hope joshu ends up with Yasuho

[knotty moat]

If his ex actually is an enemy stand user I hope that I'd be like cheap trick/superfly/enigma where theres multiple ahit going on at once

[ionic locust]

but I’d be fine with josuke and her being together

if not a little cliche

[mossy robin]

Bolt Jack Phone is scary in EoH.
Like, both powerful and actually kind of creepy with his dual heat attack.

[ionic locust]

but yeah her ex has a lot of potential to be really cool

I doubt he’s a rock human though

Because Yasuho is still alive

[knotty moat]

Ye

[stark wagon]

I just meant there was at least another ambulance guy

That tried to get the branch

[ionic locust]

And it mentioned them having sex

Oh yeah the goddamn ambulance people

[knotty moat]

The ex is probably just a jealous stand user who attacks yasuho at one point

[ionic locust]

There’s like 3 different groups of people all trying to get the rokakaka

[knotty moat]

What if the ex was in the ambulance?

[ionic locust]

Could’ve been

[mossy robin]

Doctor Wu was in the ambulance so now they just have two people.
Jobin and Van Man.

[ionic locust]

ooh but that gives me the idea that joshu and josuke will fight the ex together

Eoh style

[knotty moat]

Thatd be pretty neat

What would his stand be?

[mossy robin]

His Stand is Kidz Bop.

[ionic locust]

Hold on I gotta check something

[knotty moat]

Holy shit j need kidz bop to be a stand now

[mossy robin]

What it does is:

Copies the other person's Stand, but their color palette is shitty and neon and they have a sideways cap.
And it's weaker.

For instance, Star Platinum wouldn't be able to Stop time for nearly as long, and would just do normal human punches.

[knotty moat]

Holy shit that needs to be official

[mossy robin]

People are pushing for it.

[ionic locust]

are you fr

[knotty moat]

Wait really?

[mossy robin]

Last time I checked.

[ionic locust]

lmao

[knotty moat]

Watch it actuallly become a stand

[ionic locust]

also i checked and I’m pretty sure there’s gonna be a Rohan kinda fight

Like soon

[knotty moat]

Wdym

[ionic locust]

Like

how part 4 was laid out I think we might be at the part where Rohan was introduced

[knotty moat]

Jesus christ if that's true we have quite a while to go

[ionic locust]

Also I believe araki mentioned how he wanted another stand user that was a manga artist or something

Yeaa

[knotty moat]

That would actually be pretty cool

Wasnt rohan introduced at the halfway point?

[ionic locust]

Well like right after akira

[knotty moat]

FUCKKKK

I'm gonna be in my 30s when jojolion ends jesus christ

[ionic locust]

Lmao

[knotty moat]

I'm hoping that it's not corresponding to rohans introduction and it's just another mangaka stand user

[ionic locust]

That’s what I also was thinking

Maybe Yasuho’s ex has a heaven’s door kinda ability

[kind owl]

@ionic locust, Your Gangstar cred is now level 7 !

[knotty moat]

I complain about jojolions length a lot but I'm glad that araki is taking his time and not rushing things

[ionic locust]

Yea

I dont want another part 6

Is there a wikia page for Yasuho’s ex?

[stark wagon]

only in the minor characters section

http://jojo.wikia.com/wiki/Minor_Characters#Tooru

[ionic locust]

Ah ok

[white beacon]

for now

[green nacelle]

ooo

[ionic locust]

I was trying to remember what his name was

and if it meant anything

[gleaming peak]

Jojolion feels more calculated

It's like how part 7 is how he'd rewrite part 1 now with his less uh

nice guy writing

Jojolion is like parts 4 pushing bizarre to it's limits.

I like how instead of a battle for the arrow, a lot of the villains' stands are hereditary.

[spice crystal]

it’s just insanity

and I like that

[gleaming peak]

I've said it before but I genuinely want the rock humans to stay relevant.

Even if it's like in part 9 one character is a rock human.

They fascinate me so much.

[spice crystal]

You know what would be really EPIC

one of the main crew in 9 being a rock human

[gleaming peak]

Yeah that's something I'd be interested in seeing because a rock human's perspective on life is so much different from even a cold and calculating jojo like gappy.

wait isn't the stone disease curse they fight off by crossdressing just them evolving into rock humans?

[spice crystal]

no, their skin just turns like rock and then they die

[flat raft]

Do they only crossdress because of tradition?

Cause it doesn't seem to be working

[gleaming peak]

Did it not work for Tsurugi?

Hold on

I think something was wrong with Jobin's skin.

When he was a kid.

[spice crystal]

they cross dress to reduce the change

[flat raft]

Oh I thought it was a guarantee

[spice crystal]

chance*

[gleaming peak]

No

[spice crystal]

I think it is a guarantee,

but they just want to try

[gleaming peak]

It's like a 90%-ish gurantee.

[flat raft]

Alright

[spice crystal]

since there’s not been a lot of experimentation

[flat raft]

I guess anything's worth a try

[gleaming peak]

If I remember right

Jobin suffered from the disease

Despite dressing as a girl.

[stark wagon]

Jobin definitely had it

His mom killed that kid and transferred the disease to him

[gleaming peak]

So it's clearly not 100% foolproof.

But as far as we know Tsurugi never got the disease

Yet if he will at all.

[white beacon]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

maybe he will get it later

[gleaming peak]

Cuz uh let's see

It's IMPLIED Norisuke Josuke suffered from it too

[flat raft]

Tsurugi is still a couple years off right?

[gleaming peak]

Or no

[white beacon]

and now jobin will use it for tsurugi, and josuke will be faced with a moral problem to eitehr let tsurugi have it, or take it for himself

[gleaming peak]

Confirmed

And his mom took the burden

With women the disease isn't very clear.

Rina got it in her twenties if I remember right.

[stark wagon]

How have they cured the childs up until now without the new rokakaka

[flat raft]

Guys I just got a leak from the final chapter script!
"I used my soft & wet to 'take' that disease!"
"Wow thanks josuke 'the gappy' higashikata!"

[white beacon]

it just, you know, happens

and yeah, by burying them near that tree thing, i think

that's what kaato did for jobin

[gleaming peak]

Or you can be like Johnny

and transfer it to yourself and just die.

[white beacon]

and get finished off by a random rock

[gleaming peak]

I mean he was dying already

That was just overkill.

[flat raft]

It was anti-vax-level speed death

[gleaming peak]

Or maybe it's a multiversal constant for Jonathan Joestar to have his head damaged as he dies.

Like Molecule Man from Marvel.

[flat raft]

Oh I assume the answer is yes, but we can spoil past parts in these part channels right?

[gleaming peak]

Iunno about that one.

Maybe?

[flat raft]

@white beacon

[stark wagon]

@white beacon It's kind of weird since the rokakaka does the same thing as burying them would

[white beacon]

yes, it's in the rules

if you've read them

[stark wagon]

so why would they need the new rokakaka

[flat raft]

Sorry I haven't, I will

[white beacon]

i dunno, what if the neokakaka can heal em, but without a need of a sacrifice

[gleaming peak]

I think cuz the tree requires

A death.

Rokakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakakaka will probably like, take your boobs or something.

Unless you're Mitsuba's baby.

[white beacon]

that's the old rokakaka

what if the neokakaka doesn't take anything away. like, it was planted near ground in which, i assume, the saint corpse blessed. so it could be a miracle rokakakaka

[stark wagon]

I thought the new rokakaka would just take something outside of your body in return

so it would just be the same thing they have been doing

but idk how they have been doing it

[white beacon]

so like, a portable version of what they were already doing to transfer the rockman disease?

[stark wagon]

yeah it's supposed to do the same thing

like what kaato did to jobin and the kid

[white beacon]

but yeah, we don't really have all the details of what they've been doing before

[stark wagon]

is what the new rokakaka does

I feel like this is something Araki wanted the wall eyes to do but then changed to the new rokakaka and it's a mess now

[gleaming peak]

Oh Wu is feeding her old rokakaka?

I thought it was new, my bad.

I'm still kind of confused on the fusion into gappy.

Unless it's still up in the air.

Now the wall eyes did it, right?

[white beacon]

hm, that could work, so if jobin gave it to tsurugi, nothing in him would be exchanged, but instead it would go to someone else? that's what the new rokakaka is speculated to do?

honestly, a lot of shit in jojolion is up in the air

cuz we only either see it happen once, or that it isn't properly explained in the multiple happennings

[gleaming peak]

I'm just wondering like

It's still vague, right

Why they fused

But the wall eyes were a primary factor.

Or was it the rokakaka and wall eyes

I assume it's both together

[stark wagon]

I think it was both yeah

but they kind of do the same thing (??)

it's weird

old rokakaka vs. new is easy to understand

but then you add the rock disease and the wall eyes

it becomes confusing

[gleaming peak]

Yeah thinking about it rock disease seems more like

[kind owl]

@gleaming peak, Your Gangstar cred is now level 6 !

[gleaming peak]

less evolving into rock humans more uh

just dying due to some divine curse.

[stark wagon]

I really wanna reread to see if he explains some of this

cause it might just make jobin's motivations meaningless

[gleaming peak]

I mean

He's trying

Jobin is like super smart but also very dumb.

[white beacon]

i mean, the rock humans themselves seem to be near immortal, by just slumbering

so what if the rock disease just happens to regular people but they overthink it and think it's a problem for them because they just don't understand it

[gleaming peak]

I think the only way my theory about evolution could work is if it turns out people die because they aren't physically ready for the change.

Aka it's like a certain body or heart or something.

which josuke skin in the jojo fighting game has him have blotchy skin?

That's my favorite look for him.

[brave void]

My dick is soft and wet

[stark wagon]

I wish jojolion had more covers with Jobin

He's in two of them, one you can barely see

[ionic locust]

I wish we saw more speed king

I WANT MORE JOBINN

[stark wagon]

Same dude

[flat raft]

Me three

[gleaming peak]

wait what about

Joshuaa

[white beacon]

Who?

[gleaming peak]

My nickname for Joshuu

[olive fiber]

How dare you mention that forsaken character

[mossy robin]

He's not that bad.

Shut the up.

Also, remember when Soft & Wet used a shovel to cleave someone's head open.
Or when Speed King drove a car.

[olive fiber]

I don’t remember the second one

[mossy robin]

It was in the Ozone Baby arc.

When they needed to get back in the garage.

Tsurugi and him.

[olive fiber]

Yeah I remember the two of them together

I guess I didn’t realize he drove a car

I don’t actually think Joshuu is that bad just extremely annoying and a dick for no reason

[mossy robin]

He does have a reason.

He's the greedy son of a very, very rich family.

He likes being the center of attention.

[olive fiber]

You’re right

[mossy robin]

And he's pretty incompetent and manipulative.

But sometimes, like in Milagro Man, he pulls through.

Other times, he whines.

[olive fiber]

That was the only arc I liked him in

[mossy robin]

Can we have Joshu OVA.

[olive fiber]

It might be interesting

To see things from his point of view

[mossy robin]

"Fuck, this random dude who tried to steal my girl is sleeping in my room?"

"And that's how it all started..."

[olive fiber]

Real question is why he chose the haircut he has in the manga

[white beacon]

Why does anyone choose they're haircut at all

Norisuke has balls on his hair

Jobin has spikes on his

[mossy robin]

He didn't choose it.

[kind owl]

@mossy robin, Your Gangstar cred is now level 15 !

[mossy robin]

His hair just doesn't really grow on the sides of his head.

He got the short end of the DNA stick.

Because Daiya has like giant boobs at age 16.
Mentioned in the same page IIRC.

[olive fiber]

At least his mom looks normal

[mossy robin]

Yeah but she's basically walking around in undies.

[olive fiber]

That’s also true

[mossy robin]

Like it's not as bad as Flashback Jolyne's dress.

Diamond holes that directly show basically all of her skin.

But she also doesn't leave anything to the imagination.

[gleaming peak]

I think with Daiya though, they mentioned the girls' boobs shrink after 30

[mossy robin]

I think she said that 16 was the peak.
I'm not going to look it up though.

[gleaming peak]

Well either way

They might shrink or just stay there.

[spice crystal]

At least it’s not as bad as (insert awaking III leaves) user

she IS just in her undies

[mossy robin]

That's Joshu's mother.

[spice crystal]

forgot her name

[mossy robin]

I said she's basically in her underwear.

[stark wagon]

mitsuba

she has a skirt you can see through lmao

[spice crystal]

thank you

[gleaming peak]

Really it's awaking leaves?

[spice crystal]

awaking III leaves

yes

honestly if ur gonna wear clothes actually wear clothes

except if you’re annasui

[white beacon]

Mitsuba isn't joshuu's mon

[mossy robin]

Haato is.

[spice crystal]

you can get a pass

[mossy robin]

But I'm just really kind of confused on their family.

[olive fiber]

I can’t remember their names

[stark wagon]

I love this higashikata family

[spice crystal]

family is confusing in jojolion

[white beacon]

Haato is his sister

Kaato is his mom

[spice crystal]

this crazy noisy bizarre family

[gleaming peak]

Mitsuba is Tsurugi's mom

[spice crystal]

that’s the worst joke I’ve ever made

[olive fiber]

It hurt

[gleaming peak]

I kind of like how Mitsuba is a trophy wife type of woman.

[spice crystal]

what else could she be with that outfit on

[white beacon]

A slut

[olive fiber]

Jobin doesn’t seem to be like the person to have anyone challenge him

[white beacon]

That's what

[gleaming peak]

Jobin seems like he can be a family man but he also like

If you don't enable him he's quick to get upset.

[spice crystal]

yeah but slut and trophy wife are like Pokemon evolutions so

[olive fiber]

He seems to be fond of his son when he obeys him but otherwise to me he seems like a total control freak

Damb

[gleaming peak]

Well yeah like

He likes his dad but I don't think he loves his dad.

[spice crystal]

Jobin’s great

[gleaming peak]

Tsurugi to Jobin and Jobin to Norisuke IV

[olive fiber]

Ehh I think he loves his dad but recognizes he isn’t perfect all the time

[gleaming peak]

Which one?

Jobin

?

I don't think so.

[olive fiber]

Tsurugi

[gleaming peak]

I think his fear is getting in the way of the love.

[olive fiber]

He’s definitely afraid I’ll grant you that

I should reread Ozone Baby and see if I still feel the same

[spice crystal]

Ozone Baby’s good but I hate it because it made me think plant boy was dead

and that’s inexcusable

[olive fiber]

My favorite character

[spice crystal]

Mamezuku Rai more like Make me cry

[gleaming peak]

The Rohan of part 8.

[spice crystal]

except instead of hating the jojo he hates his girlfriend

kinda

Sometimes

[stark wagon]

I don't like Rai that much

[spice crystal]

I love him

[olive fiber]

[kind owl]

@olive fiber, Your Gangstar cred is now level 12 !

[gleaming peak]

I honestly just

[stark wagon]

Mainly because every other character is much more cooler but he has all the screentime

[gleaming peak]

I really want to know what is up with the Joestar family.

[spice crystal]

because he’s cool

he lives in a ski lift and his stand is a snoop dogg reference

[olive fiber]

I would also like to know more about Holly/Joestar family

[gleaming peak]

We've learned more about the family Johnny essentially married into than his own family.

[spice crystal]

and he’s already cooler than jolyne

[olive fiber]

He is cooler than Jolyne

[minor ore]

Who is most likely to be the villain right now?

[gleaming peak]

I honestly want to know like

How did Joseph grow up

[spice crystal]

jolyne didn’t do shit like a crossbow with a fork she’s nowhere near

[gleaming peak]

How did George II grow up

Did they have stands

Did Joseph have a better stand

[spice crystal]

either Jobin or Kaato @minor ore

[mossy robin]

Mamezuku is pretty cool, but so far I'm going to rank him on-par with Jolyne because he doesn't have a punch ghost.
He only has cool strings that he does amazing shit with.
But he can't stand up in hand to hand combat.

[gleaming peak]

How did George survive in japan despite being half foreigner in a crazy morioh

[spice crystal]

jolyne is probably a stronger stand user

[gleaming peak]

Well he's more like a part 7 stand, Rai.

[spice crystal]

But rai’s just cooler

[gleaming peak]

Where it's more like a utility than a ghost boi

[mossy robin]

He has a cool Ski thing house.

[olive fiber]

Ski house best house

[spice crystal]

the coolest thing jolyne did was a fucking science thing boring zzz I want arm crossbows

[mossy robin]

Well more like a math thing.

[gleaming peak]

I mean Jolyne was a huge pervert

Rai has... fruits on his clothes.

[mossy robin]

The figure 8, right?

Möbius Strip.

[spice crystal]

boring zzz

[mossy robin]

She also repeatedly caught and threw a ball like 1000 times.

[spice crystal]

give me fork launchers

[mossy robin]

At one person.

Went balls deep.

[olive fiber]

Rai can grow strawberries

Bet Jolyne couldn’t

[spice crystal]

balls deep

Jolyne would try to fuck the plant

that’s what she would do

[mossy robin]

Jolyne would fuck Rai.

[spice crystal]

fair

[stark wagon]

does doggystyle have sunglasses

[olive fiber]

This is epic

[gleaming peak]

Rai lost his arm

[stark wagon]

nope it doesn't

[gleaming peak]

Wait did he gain it back

[stark wagon]

stone free >

[gleaming peak]

Can he gain it back?

[mossy robin]

Guess what sex position she'd be in.
If she were fucking Rai.

[spice crystal]

but does stone free have a SNOOP DOGG REFERENCE

[olive fiber]

Stop

[mossy robin]

You'll never know.

[spice crystal]

no???

[gleaming peak]

Jolyne probably would hook up with Rai.

Maybe.

[spice crystal]

doggystyle >

[gleaming peak]

I'm not too sure what her type is really.

[mossy robin]

No, why would you think Doggystyle.

[spice crystal]

buff guys and snails

[mossy robin]

Yeesh.

Rai isn't all that buff but he probably knows a lot about snails.

[spice crystal]

He’s tall

[gleaming peak]

Is it buff dudes?

Cuz not a lot of dudes in part 6 were buff

[spice crystal]

and hangs out on ski lifts swinging along them, he’s probably got some upper body strength

[mossy robin]

Anasui was.

After the change.

[spice crystal]

from girl

[mossy robin]

Why/how did Anasui do that.

[olive fiber]

He wanted Jolyne that much

[mossy robin]

Understandable.

So this proves Jolyne doesn't like ladies.

Because otherwise he'd just stay that way.

[spice crystal]

because the publishers weren’t happy with a lesbian relationship in an already controversial and less popular part or bc jolyne isn’t gay either or

[gleaming peak]

Probably the former

[mossy robin]

Well that's the out-of-universe explanation.
In-universe it's probably that she's just not gay.

[gleaming peak]

They already had a priest having a breakdown over the idea of being gay for an old british bloke.

[mossy robin]

"Oh lordy DIO-sama's a fine piece of vampire. Praise Heyzues."

[spice crystal]

a fine piece of vampire head on a supremely buff British dude 120 years old

[mossy robin]

Given the past qualifications, he's technically Jolyne's type.

Imagine that.

[spice crystal]

that’s where you stop

[mossy robin]

Oh hey it's technically Jonathan.

I forget.

[spice crystal]

hey guys technically giorno is jolyne’s great great great grandfather

[mossy robin]

🤔

Holy shit that's right.

But can we talk about Johnny Part 8.

[short sonnet]

KINGO WETTO

[spice crystal]

Johnny part 8 was smart until he wasn’t

[short sonnet]

now hes just fucking around

looking for some branch

and yashuo is stealing the mc role

[gleaming peak]

I had to explain to someone that Josuke is Jotaro's uncle.

And they were like: No, Josuke's younger.

[short sonnet]

lmfaooooo

[spice crystal]

smart

[gleaming peak]

They got mad

[short sonnet]

tfw your uncle is a 15 year old delinquent and you're a 28 year old dolphin fucker

[gleaming peak]

Cuz I was like

“That isn’t how that works”

[spice crystal]

Angery

[short sonnet]

king crimson flashbacks

oh god

[gleaming peak]

It just works

Like how Soft and Wet makes bubbles by spinning really hard

[stark wagon]

oh I had forgotten that

we didn't get anything following it after urban guerrila

wonder if it will amount to something

[spice crystal]

it hopefully will

[mossy robin]

He has the spin energy.

[spice crystal]

it’s a cool detail

[fervent verge]

anyone know when the next chapter of JoJolion is gonna come out?

[stark wagon]

it's always around the 20th

[fervent verge]

👌🏻 thanks broski

[gleaming peak]

What is Wu gonna do

Hey Wu

Whatcha gonna do

[knotty moat]

Doctor uwu is kinda hot ngl

[olive fiber]

^

[gleaming peak]

Him and his corn cob hair

[knotty moat]

Dont bully him like that

Hes beautiful

[green nacelle]

He perfected the rokakaka healing treatment

I, Wu Tomoki have done this

[rich depot]

ngl I'd let him put his fragments inside me anyday 😜

[gleaming peak]

Not gonna lie I thought Mitsuba was going to say the same thing.

Like she was going to be revealed to be cheating on Jobin.

She wanted to fight the rock human x human statistic

Even if she was cheating on her husband.

[spice crystal]

she might be the 5%

[minor ore]

I guess that Araki wasn't done with Jobin's design at the beginning of the part

[keen coral]

at least he stayed the same gender

[minor ore]

Wtf was that Fun Fun Fun arc

So boring

[stark wagon]

eh it's whatever

it's a short arc and the mystery behind all the kira stuff makes it good

the stand sucks though

[minor ore]

The arc also sucks

My God dude if JoJolion is going to be this disappointment I think I'm going to stop reading

Please tell me what's good about JoJolion so I can continue reading

[stark wagon]

It has a really engaging mystery from the get go which was mostly solved already and it's really good

some of the most creative stands in the series and some pretty good fights

amazing art

I also love the main set of characters, mostly the higashikata family

[minor ore]

I too like the art

I also like the Soft and Wet

But that fight was garbage to introduce this stand

[stark wagon]

ye the fight itself is pretty meh

Jojolion is like part 4 that has tons of fights that are not really life and death situations, especially in the beginning

[minor ore]

I'm serious thinking about buying a Josuke8 uniform

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Gangstar cred is now level 3 !

[minor ore]

@stark wagon That's one off the reasons why i don't like part4 that much

Kira kind off "saved" that part

[stark wagon]

Around chapter 50 or so jojolion gets a lot more serious and is that way until now

but early jojolion can be very chill

still has that interesting mystery I said earlier

[minor ore]

Hell Yeah dude there's a fandub

Well if the future enemies don't possess garbage stands then okay

But since you're so much fan that have a photo of one of the characters i'm going to trust you

@stark wagon this "golden love" that you have for this part

[stark wagon]

ye I like it a lot

but then again I really love part 4 too and all the slice of life stuff in there

which might not be for everyone

[minor ore]

There's no JoJolion emote...

What a shame....

[stark wagon]

not on these server but these are good ones

[minor ore]

Mah boy Josike8

Where did you get?

[stark wagon]

I'll dm you the server

[minor ore]

Thanks but I'm going to be in this one

[stark wagon]

oh you don't have nitro right

mb

[minor ore]

I'm going to read part 8 now

But before that who's the boy in your picture?

[stark wagon]

he's a minor character further on

[topaz tusk]

is jojoion good? i havent really heard alot about it so i was just curious

[kind owl]

@topaz tusk, Your Gangstar cred is now level 3 !

[minor ore]

Can you tell the name please?

[stark wagon]

it's josefumi

can be a heavy spoiler if you go read on him

@topaz tusk I was just talking with Maskedity about that you can read what I wrote up there

[minor ore]

I want to wear his shirt

[topaz tusk]

Ah ok i see, thnx!

[minor ore]

I want to buy one!

Kay bye

[kind owl]

@minor ore, Your Gangstar cred is now level 4 !

[stark wagon]

Have a good read

[minor ore]

Thank you random boy

[gleaming peak]

Who is that cosplayer

I love him.

[minor ore]

I don't know :(

[sharp portal]

Just reverse google search the image ez

[minor ore]

@gleaming peak I founded

His name is: camui tooru

[gleaming peak]

Thanks dude

[gleaming peak]

Come on new jojos

I'm so sad Norisuke IV is Josuke.

It means that Crazy Diamond didn't make it to the new era.

[minor ore]

@gleaming peak F

[gleaming peak]

Or maybe it did

Norisuke's stand is still a mystery

Like he could be fibbing about not being a fighter.

[minor ore]

Still didn't get into that part dude

[sharp briar]

king nothing will turn into crazy diamond trust me

[minor ore]

I have to see his stand first to agree with you

I'm still at the California King Bed arc

[green nacelle]

More tsurugi

[gleaming peak]

I like Tsurugi's stand

[kind owl]

@gleaming peak, Your Gangstar cred is now level 7 !

[gleaming peak]

especially how it's sameface is caused by psychological issues

[mossy robin]

California King Bed who?
Nut King Call who?
King Nothing who?
These characters don't exist to Araki.

My only real problem with Part 8.

He basically tossed tons of side characters away.

Even ones with potential like Joshu, although he's treated the best.

[rocky charm]

In every Part we have Jojo, Jobro, and number 3

Jonathan, Zepelli, Speedwagon

Joseph, Caesar, Lisa Lisa

Jotaro, Kakyoin, Polnareff

Josuke, Okuyasu, Koichi

Giorno, Bruno, Mista

[minor ore]

@mossy robin this is the problem I see in dB super for example: great characters but are reduced to nothing

[rocky charm]

Jolyne, Hermes, FF

[minor ore]

They just appear and does abosolutely nothing

[rocky charm]

Johnny, Gyro, Hot Pants

Josuke, Yasuho, Joshuu

[minor ore]

Basically California King Bed has one arc and then that's it

[rocky charm]

Hey remember how for a few chapters Daiya continued to crush on Josuke?

[mossy robin]

Joshuu isn't really a Jobro.

[rocky charm]

And then she lost her ability to talk until Vitamin C

Yeah, that's why he's the number 3

[minor ore]

@mossy robin oh.....

:/

[mossy robin]

But everyone's favorite plant farmer exists.

As number three.

[rocky charm]

Do you mean Norisuke?

[minor ore]

[rocky charm]

Fun fact: the number 3 usually has a lot of character development

We've already seen joshuu go from a snivelling coward to being someone able to recognize a Stand and realize how to fight it

[mossy robin]

Let's develop this lad.

[minor ore]

Rolling down the street

[rocky charm]

Soon he's going to be able to fight on his own and realize that Jobin isn't the perfect big brother

Mark my words: Joshuu's gonna be big by the end

[mossy robin]

He goes Doggystyle.
Joshuu doesn't do that because he gets no ladies.

Rai OP please nerf.

[rocky charm]

He was nerfed

[minor ore]

Drinking gin and juice

[rocky charm]

Didn't he lose a hand?

[mossy robin]

I think he might've but then again he's a string man.

[minor ore]

Who would thought that Araki likes rap?

[mossy robin]

And you know how string man heals.

[minor ore]

Specially Snoop Dogg

[mossy robin]

Doctor Wu time.

[rocky charm]

???

We've known Araki likes rap since Part 5

Narancia's favorite artist is Snoop Dogg

[mossy robin]

Vocal percu- 🔫

[minor ore]

@rocky charm didn't know that

I skipped part 5 manga cause of the anime so...

@mossy robin Joshu is a virgin then

[mossy robin]

Yes.

[gleaming peak]

Wait so

Does that mean JoBro in this case wants to bang JoJo

[mossy robin]

The hell are you talking about.

[gleaming peak]

In every Part we have Jojo, Jobro, and number 3"

[mossy robin]

The Number 3 in Part 8 is Mamezuku Rai with Doggystyle.

And he doesn't really want to fuck Gappy.

[gleaming peak]

But Yasuho is the JoBro

Or no?

🤔

[mossy robin]

Yasuho is the JoBro, but attraction doesn't necessarily mean a need to fuck.

[gleaming peak]

True

Hmm

I hope Yasuho gets to do more soon

[mossy robin]

She's already doing more.

[minor ore]

Yasuho and Josuke could have babys

[mossy robin]

Josuke with his.

Four balls.

[gleaming peak]

What happens if they split

Who does she hook up with

[minor ore]

Yes dude @mossy robin

[gleaming peak]

Josefumi?

[minor ore]

@gleaming peak both

[gleaming peak]

Oh boy

One of those ships

[minor ore]

It's the triangle of love

I'd watch this fanfic

[gleaming peak]

Oh boy

[mossy robin]

Josuke uses Bites the Dust and he splits back.

[gleaming peak]

I just want Josefumi to have some kind of closure

Imagine if Soft and Wet used uh

[minor ore]

YATAZO!

[gleaming peak]

Killer Queen powers

[sharp briar]

what's josefumi's soft and wet stand ability anyway? able to stick thing together?

[rocky charm]

I feel like Yasuho would fit better with Kira than Josefmi

[gleaming peak]

That’d be scary

Take

And Gappy’s is absorb

Or maybe I got it backwards

[rocky charm]

Josefumi can take things out of things

[mossy robin]

Gappy's ability is "Plundering".

[gleaming peak]

Oh so I have it right

Kind of

[rocky charm]

We see him spill too much seasoning in his ramen and then put it all on the side

And he can also put things together

Like he did when grafting the rokakaka

[sharp briar]

then what's the different between him and gappy?

[gleaming peak]

Yeah but

Gappy’s is more potent

[rocky charm]

Gappy can use bubbles

At range

[sharp briar]

oh thats right

[mossy robin]

Wouldn't it be cool to see more PArt 8 characters in games.

[sharp briar]

cause kira queen

[gleaming peak]

Yeah the bubbles are from Kira

[rocky charm]

Josefumi had to touch things

[mossy robin]

Like Damo and Josefumi and such.

[gleaming peak]

Well they aren’t bubbles but yeah

Good ol Damo

[sharp briar]

it would be cool if Gappy learn how to just delete the bubbles

[gleaming peak]

I mean it’s spin strands

[mossy robin]

Damo would be really cool in a fighting game.

EoH Damo would kill everyone instantly.

[gleaming peak]

Spun strands excuse me

I mean you could use uh

Tusk to get out of there

[sharp briar]

yea, there's a lot of jojo's characters that aren't playable and would be cool

[minor ore]

Well a new game can resolve this

A new Eyes of heavem

[sharp briar]

I don't think there will be alot of character

[minor ore]

Eyes of Balls for example

[sharp briar]

oh I thought u talking about the battle royale

[gleaming peak]

I mean I wouldn’t mind an eyes of heaven not focused on making dio stronger

[mossy robin]

Eyes of Heaven's only real problem is the network.

[gleaming peak]

Didn’t he beat GE Requiem

[mossy robin]

Gameplay-wise.

Story-wise it was rather weak.

Yes, he beat him and Tusk ACT 4.

But Jotaro asspulled.

[sharp briar]

I don't like arena fighter that much, I want a new game to be like all star battle

[gleaming peak]

I want a game that is more like

free roam-y

[minor ore]

I want a JoJo GTA

[sharp briar]

so the royale battle is perfect for you

well other than having an actual open world jojo's game, that would be cool

[mossy robin]

If JoJo's was open-world, I'd want Highway Star.

[gleaming peak]

I wouldn’t mind a gta for like

Morioh

Part 4 or 8

[mossy robin]

Grand Theft Morioh.

[sharp briar]

u mean like that new one piece game but line of jojo

[rocky charm]

I'd want Born This Way

[gleaming peak]

Grand Theft Rokaka.

[sharp briar]

actually I would not mind lego jojo

[minor ore]

Grand theft Duwang

[sharp briar]

lol

[rocky charm]

Actually

In an open world free roam Jojo

[mossy robin]

Born This Way requires you to touch the user.

[minor ore]

What is Morioh? I only know Duwang

[rocky charm]

I'd steal 100 cars

That way, they wouldn't know which one to follow

[sharp briar]

cause that lego's games have shit tons of characters and locations, would play 10/10

[gleaming peak]

Nice

[mossy robin]

Lego JoJo.

[minor ore]

Lego games are boring

[rocky charm]

WRONG

[minor ore]

It's always the same thing

[sharp briar]

I last one I played is like marvel 1

IK

[mossy robin]

Lego Star Wars was hype.

[sharp briar]

but its jojo

[minor ore]

Construct this,switch character

Cutscene with no fun

[sharp briar]

I don't care dude, if its lego jojo

[minor ore]

Construct this,switch character,boss fight

[sharp briar]

lego star wars complete saga was lit

[minor ore]

Cutscene with no fun,well you get it

[sharp briar]

and the rule of 3 thing

[mossy robin]

Cutscenes were fun in Lego Star Wars 1/2.

[sharp briar]

yea i don't like voice over cutscene

[mossy robin]

Then they weren't after that.

Because they started to talk.

There was no visual comedy.

[sharp briar]

its good until batman 1 think

[mossy robin]

Batman 1 was the last good one IMO.

[minor ore]

There's also a Lego batman movie

[sharp briar]

no after, forgot batman 1 doesn't have voice over

[mossy robin]

Doesn't count.

[minor ore]

Batman was the first a played

Its cool

[sharp briar]

I would say that batman 2 is good

[rocky charm]

Lego games with voice acting make me feel like I'm just watching a fan recreation in Lego

[sharp briar]

its the first free roam lego

[rocky charm]

Instead of being their own twist of events

[white beacon]

#gaming

[sharp briar]

oof

[minor ore]

Yes Batman 2 is far superior in this case

I have been defeated

[sharp briar]

k lets change topic then lol

[minor ore]

Yes

[mossy robin]

Okay so remember Daiya's character arc?

Me neither.

[sharp briar]

lol

[minor ore]

When Jojolion going to be animated? My guess is: 2100

@mossy robin who?

[mossy robin]

My guess is around 2027.

[rocky charm]

2026ish, most likely

[sharp briar]

here's a better question, when will jojolion ended

[rocky charm]

2053

[minor ore]

@sharp briar 2050

[sharp briar]

lol

[minor ore]

Im pretty sure

[rocky charm]

Legit answer, probably 2020 or 2021

Although

[sharp briar]

@mossy robin u think it will end in this year?

[rocky charm]

The last fight in SBR was forever

[minor ore]

God I hope not

[mossy robin]

Maybe.
You never know.

[sharp briar]

I mean only 12 ch, that would be extremely rushed

[minor ore]

Yes

So I hope not

[sharp briar]

at least 2 more years

[minor ore]

Let Duwang leave

[sharp briar]

for me anyway

[minor ore]

At least 50 more years dude

[sharp briar]

lol

[minor ore]

AT LEAST

[rocky charm]

Seriously, from Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap Part 1 to Break My Heart Break Your Heart Part 2, the Valentine fight lasts 24 chapters

That's two years of publication

[minor ore]

[sharp briar]

there fight between tho

[rocky charm]

There's Chocolate Disco, which is two parts

[sharp briar]

chocolate disco chocolate disco

[rocky charm]

And Ticket to Ride, which is two parts

[sharp briar]

I hate chocolate disco fight

[rocky charm]

Everyone does

[minor ore]

If you are going to talk about SBR do it on the other chat

[rocky charm]

It's a shoehorned excuse for Gyro to not see Johnny get shot

ANyway

I'm just saying

Since the final fight in SBR was so long (not counting High Voltage)

JJL, even if we're almost at the end, may sill be another 2 or 3 years

[sharp briar]

who do you think will be jojolion's main antag?

the mom for me

[minor ore]

@sharp briar I think Funny Valentine

Or DIO I don't know

[rocky charm]

Someone related to Dio

Otherwise is it really Jojo?

[sharp briar]

related to diego

[minor ore]

@rocky charm like a gay black priest

[sharp briar]

lol

[rocky charm]

We have

Dio

Dio's makers

DIO

[sharp briar]

well diavalo isn't related to dio tho

[minor ore]

Without a gay British vampire this isn't JoJo

[rocky charm]

Guy whose father worked for DIO

Guy who sold the arrows to DIO

[minor ore]

Dio son's

[rocky charm]

DIO boyfriend and babbies

Dio but horse

[sharp briar]

dio but dinosaur

[minor ore]

Dio but president

[rocky charm]

So now we need rock DIO

[minor ore]

Dio but Higashikata IV

[sharp briar]

and dio from another world

[rocky charm]

I swear

[minor ore]

We need more DIO from another another world

[sharp briar]

the mom will be related to dio somehow

[rocky charm]

If that mysterious family tree comes back and says "By the way, Diego's kids are on this tree"

[minor ore]

@sharp briar the mother is actually DIO's mother

[sharp briar]

lol

[rocky charm]

I will not be surprised

[fathom mantle]

Hey guys it’s me, knack 3

[minor ore]

Sorry for the spoiler

[sharp briar]

the mom is a rock human, so she aged slowly

[fathom mantle]

How have you been

[sharp briar]

she actually lives

[minor ore]

The mother is vampire British but it's not gay

[rich depot]

Maybe the kiras could be descendants of Diego

[minor ore]

But gave birth to gay vampire who's birtush

[rich depot]

🤔 🤔 🤔

[minor ore]

Or

The Higashikata family (excluding Josuke) is actually

DIO

[rich depot]

Vro

[minor ore]

[rich depot]

That‘s groundbreaking

[minor ore]

Mind Blow dude

Not even Araki himself knew that

[rocky charm]

Jojo Part 9: Just DIO

[sharp briar]

the mom's real name is Dian Brando

[kind owl]

@sharp briar, Your Gangstar cred is now level 12 !

[rocky charm]

Everyone is DIO

Every Stand is The World

Fuck you

[minor ore]

[errant orbit]

Lmao

[sharp briar]

and one scary monster

[minor ore]

HINJAKU

[rich depot]

The scary monster Dio better be the leader

[errant orbit]

Dio appreciation multiplied with lizare

[rich depot]

Dinosaur > Time Stopping Scuba Divers

[minor ore]

USHAAAAAAAA

SCARY MONSTA

There also must have be a priest

[sharp briar]

human head on a dog is much more scary than scary monster could ever imagined

[rocky charm]

Yeah what the fuck was up with that shit

Dio just suddenly decided to make some chimeras

because 🤷 why not\

[sharp briar]

I don't even know how a vampire can do that shit

[minor ore]

Dude he's DIO

Don't question him

[sharp briar]

and pople complains about how dio heal pucci

its tame in comparison

[minor ore]

You don't understand you just accept

[errant orbit]

He's just having a little fun

[rich depot]

Anime Iggy will always scare me for that

[minor ore]

Is there anything this vampire can't do?

[rocky charm]

Have you accepted Dio as your lord and savior?

[rich depot]

Heccin human heads on dog bodies

Smh

[sharp briar]

yes

[minor ore]

He's presence is in 8 parts

Fucking 8 parts my dudes

[sharp briar]

not part 8 yet

[minor ore]

He's time and space himself

[errant orbit]

"Why Is It Not Advised To Drink Milk After Having Fish?"

[rocky charm]

7

[errant orbit]

Fuck weong channel

[rocky charm]

He's not in 8 yet

[minor ore]

@rocky charm yet

[sharp briar]

he will tho

[rocky charm]

I said yet

[minor ore]

You spelled that correctly

[sharp briar]

araki will try his very best to bring him in

[rich depot]

What about 2?

[sharp briar]

the mask

[rich depot]

[minor ore]

Gappy vs DIO

[rocky charm]

People constantly reference Dio and his effects in

[minor ore]

But this DIO can control Gappys balls

[rocky charm]

Part 2

[sharp briar]

Dio curbstop with zaworld

[minor ore]

DIo is the main villain of JoJolion

We have to trust Araki on this one

[rich depot]

With all these rock people, I think it‘s more likely that kars would come back

[minor ore]

Send him back to space