#jojolion

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ripe marlin
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but theyw ere short and weekly

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each ultra jump chapter is like 3 shounen jump chapters long

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2-3

short sonnet
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ooooh boi

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this is gonna take years

old marlin
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jojolion has been around 25-40 pages so far

short sonnet
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thats the problem

kind delta
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at least its almost never on hiatus

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not long ones at least

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my other favourite manga are berserk and hxh

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and they leave for like either many many months or years

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plus ever since araki moved to Ultra Jump the writing and art has surged in quality

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no complaints here whatsoever :3

lapis relic
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does that mean this is goimg to be the longest part ever

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we're already at chapter 70 something and know barely anything, havent even seen main villain

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i just want to know if josuke impregnates yasuho is it gonna come from kiras sperm cell or josefumis

leaden forum
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wtf

short sonnet
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he has a point

stuck quarry
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oh I read the last part, I was wonder why klavin said "wtf"

old marlin
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most likely josefumi's since he takes the most after him

cedar palm
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I think it's 50/50

frozen sinew
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Im really confused about josefumis original stand power btw Can anyone explain?

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Blz

kind owlBOT
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@frozen sinew, you just advanced to level 5 !

kind delta
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ugh, this is why i should reread part 8 soon i think its fundamentally the same as the soft and wet we see Gappy using

white beacon
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Josefumi's Soft/Wet is pretty much the same as Josuke's whose main ability is to plunder things/qualities

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But he can also use his bubbles to fuse things together, such as grafting a branch to another tree

kind delta
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^

frozen sinew
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But he still uses bubbles right?

loud thunder
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Oof

frozen sinew
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So like what part of Kira’s ability came over to new soft and wet? Wasn’t it like supposed to be a merge of their abilities or something?

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Wait on the wiki it said that Kira uses bubbles and that is what fuses with Josefumis soft and wet

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But I tought Kira used mini sheer heart attacks

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Am I forgetting something?

old marlin
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I think what it is

kind owlBOT
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@old marlin, you just advanced to level 26 !

old marlin
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Im going off pure speculation since im very tired atm

frozen sinew
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Go for it

old marlin
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Kira’s ability of using many versions of the same thing (i.e. Sheer Heart Attacks) mixed with the plundering bubbles of Josefumi

frozen sinew
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What

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Oh

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Ok

old marlin
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So basically Kira just made it possible for Josefumi to use more than one bubble at a time

frozen sinew
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I don’t think so?

old marlin
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Im pretty sure thats not true but it’s what i got for now

frozen sinew
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Don’t we see multiple bubbles when the branch is grafted?

old marlin
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Probably

frozen sinew
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He uses multiple bubbles when fending of football boy before merging with kira

ripe marlin
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Id say he gained further co trol of the bubbles

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Before hand it was verry close range

frozen sinew
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That makes sense

ripe marlin
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Plus they couldnt do as much damage

frozen sinew
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So he just gained more control over soft and wet?

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In the fucking wiki it says that all he gets is the stars from Kira’s bubbles but a. Kira doesn’t use bubbles (at least if I remember correct) and b. He has the stars on the bubbles pre merge!

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Or are those Kira’s bubbles that he planted there before death and Josefumi just used them to his advantage

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I don’t remember the entire story arc correctly just found this one page

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What the fack

old marlin
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Kira did have Contact bubble bombs

frozen sinew
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He did?

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I mean part 4 Kira used stray cat to get bubble bombs I remember

old marlin
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That was This kira’s new 1st bomb

frozen sinew
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oh i tought part 8 only had one bomb

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wait are new killer queen bubbles as big as old?

kind delta
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for anyone who wants a gappy pfp

surreal harbor
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Gappy my son00

supple totem
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How many chapters have been colored in part 8?

minor ore
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iirc, there’s nine volumes with color

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But I’m not completely sure

main cedar
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IN THE NAVY

lapis relic
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theres like 30 colored

loud thunder
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How do I get the mangas

ripe marlin
grand zodiac
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When my main man Magenta Magenta gonna woke the fuck up and smack Josuke

gray dove
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well im about to start jojolion

kind delta
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lol bonks

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ay enjoy goji!

ripe marlin
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Best stand fight in part 8, go

stuck quarry
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hmmmm

old marlin
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^^

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my favorite fight was the beetle fight which was inadvertently a stand fight

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does that count

bold swallow
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the first one in the apartment

vivid patio
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Yeah

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I really like that one as well

ripe marlin
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Beetle tendency counts

old marlin
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nice

astral lynx
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WHAT EVEN IS THIS DISCORD

loud thunder
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Jojo

surreal harbor
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ascension

white beacon
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i liked the damo fight cuz damo deserved the hell out of it

kind delta
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i loved the california king bed arc

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it felt like an improved or more interesting version of jail house rock from part 6, what with the implementation of daiya's eroticism and love for josuke and how she tried to get him to love her back

leaden forum
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She looks so much like sugar mountain

ripe marlin
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she do

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but sugar mountain is like 13

old marlin
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And Daiya is 100 times more adorable

ripe marlin
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absolutely

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also

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WAIT

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BOTH ARE BLIND TOO

old marlin
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Oh shit

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You’re right

ripe marlin
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oooooooooooooooh

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coinkydink

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i think not

old marlin
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Possibly

surreal harbor
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California king bed was scary af

ripe marlin
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Paper moon king was also scary af

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Probably one of my favorite part 8 stands

leaden forum
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Vitamin C is pretty freaky

grand zodiac
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Nut King Call can get freaky

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On me that is

lapis relic
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daiya is thick

old marlin
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Nutto Kingu Carru
Natto Kingu Corru

ripe marlin
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Nut king call GWsetmyxPeepoWeird

gaunt meteor
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N U T

stuck quarry
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n U t

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Paper moon is interesting

kind delta
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i think paper moon was fantastic

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very creative

surreal harbor
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Jojolion is too spooky for me

old marlin
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isss naht sp0000ky

lapis relic
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whats spooky about it

west ruin
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josuke is two people

old marlin
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yeah

subtle brook
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Jojolion is confusing

slate moat
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is this ^ the single best comment about Jojolion

old marlin
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I’d disagrre

kind delta
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ive never shipped a couple in manga so hard in my life

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josuke and yasuho ❤

old marlin
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I don’t find jojolion too confusing rather just convoluted

kind delta
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elaborate?

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intricate.

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im rereading it now and as long as you read thoroughly its not confusing

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especially if u read in japanese

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goml

lapis relic
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if youre not shipping josefumi x kira youre doing it wrong bro

old marlin
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I mean they’re the only canon ship so far

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Araki himself made fan art of their kid and then made a whole fan fiction about that kid

lapis relic
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araki was like im not letting anyone call this one gay

old marlin
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Is it gay if they share bodies tho

lapis relic
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its incredibly gay, their balls are right next to each other now

kind delta
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im tired of "i wish" ships

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yasuho and gappy is one of the best canon ships to ever happen

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i get so giddy thinking about them both

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UwU

lapis relic
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inb4 daiya cucks yasuho

old marlin
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Daiya is best Jojolion girl

lapis relic
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shes the thickest thats for sure

old marlin
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Woah there pardner

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That’s facts but come on

kind delta
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daiya’s proportions of thiccness is fantastic

white beacon
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she gets here genes from her mom

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heck, all the higashikata ladies get their genes from their mom

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jobin gets his genes from norisuke

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joshu is adopted

old marlin
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Joshu is fuckin ugly

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Atleast Norisuke got that Dilf look to him

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Joshu just looks like a toilet seat

white beacon
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joshu's hair, when looked from the side, is a toilet seet

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the ones where it isn't a closed ring

old marlin
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Tsurgi is pretty ugly tho lets be real

white beacon
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tsurugi's a kid, he gets a pass

old marlin
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Maybe if his hair was shorter he’d look normal

lapis relic
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tsurugi has a really punchable face

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i dont condone hitting children btw

old marlin
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I do

lapis relic
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hes really smart for a kid, he can be the exception

kind owlBOT
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@lapis relic, you just advanced to level 4 !

lapis relic
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isnt he like 11 and he already wants to fuck yasuho

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like bro go through puberty first

old marlin
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He almost raped her like 3 times

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Indirectly yes but it still happened

kind delta
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tryna touch my yasuho

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😠

surreal harbor
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Can we talk about the fact that daiya almost raped josuke

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And then josukes just like whatever

frigid lake
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Part 8 in general is kinda just rape central

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I mean, even tsurugi gropped yasuho's breasts pulling her into his under ground lair

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Which was followed by an arc of Joshu nearly raping her and her almost being raped by people she thought was the police

kind owlBOT
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@frigid lake, you just advanced to level 1 !

frigid lake
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That's pretty rad

kind delta
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yeah araki upped the sexual levels in jojolion phew boy

old marlin
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It's not supposed to be shounen anymore he can do it if he wanted to

kind delta
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yeah i never discouraged it

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as a dude i love it

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he also explicitly stated that he wanted to explore eroticism in Manga and Theory and Practice

white beacon
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araki is exploring everythign he can

kind delta
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yes he is

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he also says that several times in the book

white beacon
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oh he did? hmm

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but either way, i guess jjl gets the proper "mature" tag

kind delta
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mhm

old marlin
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Is poor tom supposed to be like Shigechi?

ripe marlin
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nah I think poor tom is just u2

old marlin
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idk

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the wikia said something along the lines of "..He speaks in a familiar tone"

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and i noticed the spikes on his head

white beacon
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mike, everyone has spikes on their head

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legit, almost everyone part of the smuggling corp has spikes on their head

old marlin
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come on man

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you cant tell me shigechi doesnt resemble poor tom

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it's uncanny

supple totem
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i saw a youtube vidio that explained that part 7 and 8 isnt in the same universe in part 1,2,4,5 and 6 wich is a parallel universe. But isn't part 7 and 8 a little bit conected to all the other previos parts

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im at like chapter 25 to 30 in sbr but if they dont have any connections with previos parts i might consider to stop reading jojo

old marlin
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Part 7 and 8 arent connected to 1-6 in any way

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7-8 is an Alternate Universe counterpart of 1-6

supple totem
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will they get connected to eachother later in the series?

white beacon
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they have references, but they aren't connected at all

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and they never will

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or as araki has stated

supple totem
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but part 7 and 8 are connected right?

old marlin
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yes

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they're in the same Universe

supple totem
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nice

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thx

kind delta
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at first the fact that part 7 and 8 is in another universe baffled me

ripe marlin
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how so?

kind delta
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but it opened another floodgate of creativity for araki

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idk, the fact that the original timeline of jojo was literally stopped by pucci, then araki continuing something that wasnt based on those events

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im talking 4 years ago

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when i finished part 6 and started 7

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and i was like "wait..." hahah

oblique wolf
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I agree, from the mangaka stand point I think of part 7 and 8s different universe setting also allowing it to transition from his “shonen” style to his “seinen” style without being detrimental to part 1-6 if the transition wasn’t accepted well.

old marlin
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I mean pucci didnt really stop the original timeline

kind delta
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i mean im completely used to it now

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but the first few weeks it was quite a strange thing to accept

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its like taking jojos generational aspect and taking it one step further

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universal, if you will

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he didnt literally stop the timeline mike i know

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i shouldve said jojo storyline or legacy

proper jewel
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yo is it new chapter day boys

oblique wolf
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Ayy

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@proper jewel you got a link bro?

proper jewel
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i was asking if it was

stuck quarry
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new chapter 👀

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lemme see if there is

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so therell be a new release soon

minor ore
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who has a better sailor outfit josuke or kira

old marlin
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It’s the same outfit

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Yasuhoe

kind delta
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both

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they both look great

oblique wolf
kind owlBOT
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@oblique wolf, you just advanced to level 1 !

oblique wolf
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I would add this to my closest if I could find it

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So how long yall think this part is gonna be?

ripe marlin
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Longer than part 7

oblique wolf
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Yeah I thought that was a given tho, its like 20 chapters to catching up and it still don’t feel like they half way in

solid kelp
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part 9 never

neat python
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Part 8 main villain never*

inland tree
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ye

kind owlBOT
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@inland tree, you just advanced to level 1 !

inland tree
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lol

lapis relic
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inb4 main villain was yasuho the whole time

kind delta
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yes

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and josuke might have 4 balls, but yasuho has 3 buttcheeks

old marlin
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Yeah

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They’re perfect for eachother

waxen hollow
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When does next chapter release?

stuck quarry
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very soon

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like within the next few days i believe

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according to my friend h says a new chapter comes out every 17th or 18th

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and translation follows

stuck quarry
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from #vento-aureo speaking of reading, the next chapter comes out soon

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wow i literally just said that

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still, itll come out tomorrow or in 2 days

tribal atlas
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I like large fries

stuck quarry
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New chapter soon yeeee

deft river
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Hype

old marlin
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Yeah

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Im excited to get the reveal of Jobin being the fuckin villain already

oblique wolf
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It’s obviously gonna be dio

kind delta
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hell yeahhhh

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excite

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still gonna hold to my speculation that jobin is NOT the antagonist

minor ore
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Isn't Joubin already the main antagonist?

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I kinda look at him like that now.

kind delta
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maybe in terms of story structure it can be argued that he is the antagonist

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villain* is probably the better word hehe

ripe marlin
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What if, not every story needs a main antagonist?

kind delta
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ive read plenty of stories with no main antagonist

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and thats actually my speculation which i still uphold

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that there is no central antagonist in jojolion

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ive talked about it before usu

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uwu

ripe marlin
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Yeah, its a free for all between everyone

kind delta
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^^^^

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hey

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i like you

ripe marlin
stuck quarry
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yea, the main villain keeps changing in jjl

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Once u think u know who it is, suddenly another arrives

old marlin
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What if

stuck quarry
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long message

old marlin
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you're all just really oblivious and araki is gonna flip the script on us and have Joubin continue to be the most antagonistic character in Jojolion leading to a satisfying and neat conclusion that no other Jojo part has had so far

stuck quarry
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hopefully he has a good ending like sbr

white beacon
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X to doubt

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but i like the idea

stuck quarry
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i was gonna say something else in here but forgot when i read mikes theory

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oh yea, is the new chapter out

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lemme ask my friend brb

old marlin
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i dont fink so

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atleast

white beacon
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where are the leaks?

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probably hidden by paper moon king

old marlin
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god what if jojolion was just an illusion created by Paper Moon King and this whole part was just araki redrawing part 4 but it looked completely different

white beacon
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bamboozled yet again

old marlin
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actually

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i wanna see that

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Araki redrawing his earlier mangas

white beacon
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yeah, would be cool to see the whole of pb, same story and characters, but new art

ripe marlin
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THATS WHY EVERYONE HAS SAME FACE DISEASE IN PART 8

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ITS BEING AFFECTED BY PAPER MOON KING

old marlin
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Lmao

stuck quarry
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thatd be interesting, redrawing part 1 like the new art style

old marlin
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Maybe if araki is done with jojo after part 8 he can release his redraws at the age of like 120

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by then he'll probably have like, one wrinkle on his right cheek

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but he'd look the same

white beacon
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maybe that will be part 9, a true re-telling of phantom blood

old marlin
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part 9 will be EoH with the characters of Baoh

stuck quarry
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my friend says new chapter should be out either tonight or tomorrow

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we'll see if its true

old marlin
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im pretty sure we have another months wait

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The wikia said the new chapter will be in the august edition of ultra jump

stuck quarry
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alright

fierce night
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has the preview page been posted here yet?

old marlin
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nope

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because it dont exst

stuck quarry
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rip

fierce night
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lol rlly?

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idk found this on 4chan

stuck quarry
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nani

fierce night
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is it from a previous chapter?

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am i crazy

stuck quarry
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idk, someone confirm if its a preview or not before i go posting it everywhere

fierce night
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ok

old marlin
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if that is true

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then fuck yes

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Joubin got his shit found out

fierce night
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JoJolion #77 preview page is up. The chapter is called ‘Equivalent Exchange and the University Hospital, Part 1’. Looks like the plot is about to take a quantum leap forward and we’re gonna finally see what the Rock Humans are using the hospital as a front for. Post your predictions before the chapter releases.

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thats the 4chan post

stuck quarry
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so it is

old marlin
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Uh oh

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looks like uhhh

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im gonna assume Tsurugi is finally gonna be cucked by his disease

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or Josuke is gonna do something about Holly's condition?

fierce night
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more info

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apparently this is a google translation from araki's website

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"JoJolion" 77th episode posted! Equivalent exchange and university hospital 
New branchaka branch was robbed from the fire orchard! In case
Jobin and Tsurugi that are upset by the eyewitness testimony of the assistance that an occupant of an ambulance carried away a branch.
Meanwhile, Jobin’s wife and mother of Tsurugi, Mitsuba, was visiting a hospital complaining of a symptom.

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lol "branchaka branch"

rotund haven
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Everyone looks really thicc in that preview page

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Daiya looking like she got stung by bees

stuck quarry
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i wonder if the hiatus is still in effect since theres a preview

cedar palm
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When does the chapter publish exactly?

stuck quarry
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either tonight or tomorrow

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its usually on every 17th or 18th of each month

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but mike said that theres still a hiatus so idk

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i guess we'll find out in the next couple days

supple coyote
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Could josuke steal all of a banks money by poppin a bubble

kind delta
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dont think its that simple haha

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he could definitely attempt a heist with Soft and Wet, however

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i can think of several

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things he could do

supple coyote
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It would probably be a bit more complicated I get what you mean

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Like getting to the safe and taking it maybe

kind delta
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yeah

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he could slide the safe across the floor by removing its friction and stuff haha

stuck quarry
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yea lol

hexed raft
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Tooth gap

kind delta
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love this family pic 😍

white beacon
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tsurugi: photos make me look uglier

kind delta
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hahahah

white beacon
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i love it though

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they even included iwasuke

stuck quarry
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lol

stuck quarry
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new chapter when angry

kind delta
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^

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i might go out and get ultra jump

stuck quarry
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real sh

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they got the wiki page set up

kind delta
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all ready all set

white beacon
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924th

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damn imagine if araki kept the weekly pace and jojo still ran to this day

kind delta
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we wouldnt have had the brilliantly written parts known as SBR and Jojolion today

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:<

white beacon
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yeah true, instead we'd get the longest manga series ever written with the story quality that's already very stale

kind delta
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yeah i cant imagine a weekly jojo that couldve topped the latter parts that are 5 and 6

stuck quarry
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Definitely worth quality over quantity

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I'd wait a month for each chapter as long as the artstyle looks awesome

hexed raft
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Quantity over quality

old marlin
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so

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where's the chapter

drowsy spindle
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I've never read Jojolion. Is it good? I'm fine with spoilers btw

old marlin
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It's pretty good

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but all of Jojo is fairly good so

drowsy spindle
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True

old marlin
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just depends on what kind of stuff you like

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Jojolion is kinda different from the rest of jojo

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but not by that much

drowsy spindle
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What's the general storyline?

old marlin
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A boy wakes up in a place and he's an amnesiac

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a girl finds him and they become really close

drowsy spindle
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Josuke right?

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Or anoyher boy

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another*

old marlin
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she says she'll help him get his memories back

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he's named josuke by the girl

drowsy spindle
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Oh
Storyline's a bit cliché but otherwise sounds interesting

kind owlBOT
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@drowsy spindle, Your Gangstar cred is now level 1 !

old marlin
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i actually like how this is one of the most cliche sounding parts in jojo

pastel kestrel
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so next chapter tomorrow?

old marlin
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but it's actually the complete opposite

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i wouldnt count on it

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but maybe

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or today

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but i think there's still another months wait

drowsy spindle
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What time period is jojolion set in?

pastel kestrel
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2011

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i think

drowsy spindle
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Oof
They're gonna run out of time for things like new generations and stuff
Might be a while before another part after Jojolion

ripe marlin
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or jojolion is the last part

old marlin
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maybe

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hopefully

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i want those Part redraws

old marlin
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this Josuke is undoubtedly Hetero

fierce night
kind owlBOT
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@fierce night, Your Gangstar cred is now level 1 !

fierce night
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yay

old marlin
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The only truly hetero jojo besides maybe Jonathan

cedar palm
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Jotaro has a child

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He hetero

white beacon
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nah he gay for kak but like, you know what happened to kak, so jotaro just went for the next best thing

cedar palm
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Lmao

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Kakyoin had that hole tho

old marlin
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too big

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Jotaro small

cedar palm
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There's no too big

old marlin
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jotaro small

cedar palm
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That's why he has platinum fingers

old marlin
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those are small

cedar palm
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Thats why he has platinum fist

old marlin
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still small

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that was a big hole

cedar palm
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That's why he has platinum Head

ripe marlin
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Platinum torso

stuck quarry
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wjh

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did the new chapter come out or something

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suddenly theres a lot of messages

fierce night
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no

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afaik

stuck quarry
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rip

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another month wait for next chapter

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hit with that 2 month hiatus 😂

kind delta
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really

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damn fam

ripe marlin
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good thing Im already 2 months behind

kind delta
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technically its a one month hiatus

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because the other month is when he is due to be writing it, under ultra jump standards

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ARAKI SAN

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ONEGAI

old marlin
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This is why

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You guys should listen to me

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I am always right

high prism
old marlin
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Smh

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You just had to gamer me Yev

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I THINK NORISUKE IS PIECING IT TOGETHER!!!?????

stuck quarry
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NANI

old marlin
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MAMEZUKI WHAT THE FUCK

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HOW DID HE FIGURE IT OUT SO FAST

cursive patrol
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Not Highway Star 2.00

old marlin
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Mitsuba?

#

What the fuck

#

Why is joubin’s wife showing up all of a sudden

stuck quarry
#

shes the real villian

old marlin
#

Hmmmmm

#

Fuck she has some kind of rock disease

#

Is this doctor guy gonna be a rock human?

#

I think he knows about the rokakaka?

stuck quarry
#

i havent readthe chapter yet so i should stay outta here lol

old marlin
#

OH FUCKKKK

#

AH THE ENDING GAVE ME SOME HYPE

#

KSJSKSKKSKSKKSK

#

Yo shit is about to fuckin go down in the next chapters

#

If anything im almost 100% confident Jobin is gonna be painted as the main antagonist

#

A tag team of antagonists like Doppio and Diavolo would be cool

#

Kaato and Jobin seem like a decent duo, i mean they have already killed a kid

cursive patrol
#

This doc looks like Green Day’s user

old marlin
#

He’s probably anotha rock hooman

minor ore
#

Oh, RIP legs

old marlin
#

Rip character we know nothing about’s legs

minor ore
#

Yep but

#

HER LEGS AGH

old marlin
#

They were unseasoned and unsauced hot wings

stuck quarry
#

o

ripe marlin
#

YO IM STILL 2 CHAPTERS BEHIND BUT ACCORDING TO EVERYONE ELSE JOJOLION BOUTTA HIT THE FAN IN LIKE A YEAR AND A HALF

hollow raven
#

With the pace it’s going I wouldn’t be surprised

old marlin
#

Yeah

#

Shit’s gonna get real in like 4 chapters

ripe marlin
#

cant wait for december

old marlin
#

Aaaaaaaaaaa

proper jewel
#

WHY ISNT THE NEW CHAPTER ON MANGADEX YET

#

wait nvm it is

old marlin
#

Lol

proper jewel
#

okay so then, is the doctor guy a stand user

short thistle
#

my favorite anime includes strong men fighting with magic breathing, ancient egyptian gods creating masks that turn people into vampires, body swapping, nazi cyborgs, shift-shaping aliens, otherworldly abilities allowing people to summon ghosts to fight for them, time manipulation, parallel universes, and shooting bullets out of your fingernails. so how's your day?

proper jewel
#

yknow uh

#

that should go in jojokes i think

short thistle
#

i wanted to post it somewhere funny but not spoil anyone unaware

#

is spoiling allowed in jojokes?

proper jewel
#

yes

short thistle
#

ohokty

proper jewel
#

np broh

ripe marlin
stuck quarry
kind delta
#

@short thistle you forgot "... and there are strange fruits which do weird things"

short thistle
#

boi tbh i shouldn't even be in this chat, i haven't started part 5 (and at this point i'm just gonna wait for the anime)

#

so i don't get the fruit reference

#

i'll find out in time

kind delta
#

OH SNAP

#

alright fam hahah

#

in due time

cedar palm
#

I feel like having a coma for 5 months

kind owlBOT
#

@cedar palm, Your Gangstar cred is now level 1 !

cedar palm
#

That would be great

#

So i don't actually have to wait for the chapters

old marlin
#

Nice

granite pelican
#

DID THE NEW CHAPTER COME?!

kind delta
#

im gonna wish i had a coma during vento aureos airing

stuck quarry
#

yes @granite pelican

granite pelican
#

OK

#

THANKS FOR TELLING ME!

stuck quarry
#

yev posted the link ill repost it for u

stuck quarry
#

doctor doctor

white beacon
#

i love this guy's hair too much

kind owlBOT
#

@white beacon, Your Gangstar cred is now level 6 !

white beacon
#

it's like, half-actual hair, half-pebbles

stuck quarry
#

oof

#

the mom is turning into a rock human

kind delta
#

mann

#

jojolion is getting exciting

slate moat
#

I've never related to a character so much

surreal harbor
#

Oof

#

U know whats weird

#

Josuke is dressed like a sailor all the time

#

Has he ever been on a boat?

stuck quarry
#

the kira side of josuke was a ship doctor

white beacon
#

i think dirg meant of josuke himself being on a boat during his whole story

stuck quarry
#

oh yea prob not

#

atleast not yet

#

he wears the clothes cuz they "feel normal to him" or something

kind delta
#

inb4 part 8 climax battle on a boat

stuck quarry
#

but josuke himself, no, but the "half" of him has

white beacon
#

omg imagine the climax on a boat but! josuke isn't wearing his sailor uniform during it

kind delta
#

yeaaah hahaha

#

would actually be sick

surreal harbor
#

Are you dar suggesting that josuke would change his outfit

white beacon
#

yes

#

i just realized none of the jojos change their outfits except for like, jonathan and joseph and jolyne

frozen sinew
#

I just finished the Ozon Baby fight, but what was up with Josukes bubble near the end

#

The multilayered one

fierce night
#

i think it was just a distraction

#

its been quite a while since i read it tho

#

monthly chapters kinda suck, but the quality improved a lot so im ok with it

frozen sinew
#

Yeahh

white beacon
#

because bubbles move slowly, and i think even slower with an item inside, the multi-layered bubble pops one at a time to keep on moving itself towards tom

#

and yeah i think that was just a total bluff for tom to deactivate ozon baby

old marlin
#

the bubble popped because of the air pressure, it was a huge bluff to scare P Tom into deactivating Ozon Baby's pressure because like everyone else P Tom was scared of what could've been inside those bubbles

white beacon
#

pretty damn good bluff tho and even using tom's ability against him

minor ore
#

I don't think the main villian is going to be Joubin

#

Because Araki said in a previous interview that the main villain for JJLN would be revealed right at the very end

old marlin
#

lame

#

araki doesnt know

minor ore
#

Also did anyone really remember who Mistuba was after all this time?

white beacon
#

ehh those kinds of villains are pretty not-my-taste, like diavolo

minor ore
#

When I saw Mitsuba I had completely forgotten who she was

kind owlBOT
#

@minor ore, Your Gangstar cred is now level 1 !

white beacon
#

i'll admit, i forgot about her but damn did she get a makeover

old marlin
#

If it's not jobin i'll riot

#

i didnt really forget about her

minor ore
#

It's probably not Joubin

old marlin
#

i was kind of suprised she didnt turn out to be bad

#

it probably is joubin with another person

fierce night
#

i did because of the family photo someone sent here

minor ore
#

I kinda want it to be Jobin, but part of me wants it to be completely different person

#

also, you can rule out any character with facial hair, no villain of a part has ever had any

#

Pucci?

kind owlBOT
#

@minor ore, Your Gangstar cred is now level 3 !

minor ore
#

Pucci has facial hair

#

Kinda

old marlin
#

not really

minor ore
#

hmm

fierce night
#

i think its going to be kaato

#

idk

old marlin
#

you cant call unwashed dried cum a beard

minor ore
#

kaato's ability kinda looks underwhelming

fierce night
#

maybe, we havent seen much of it

minor ore
#

What is it anyway?

#

Does it even have a name?

fierce night
#

Apparently she can store things between a deck of cards

white beacon
#

she can store things between playing cards, and it's unnamed

fierce night
#

not named yet afaik

minor ore
#

her cards can store objects (maybe people idk) within them

white beacon
#

oh wait, it'd make sense for it to be kaato

minor ore
#

So Enigma 2.0?

white beacon
#

since i assume the sbr-verse main anatagonists's abilities are space-based

fierce night
#

all of the first universe villains have time based stands

#

if the second universe are space based

white beacon
#

nah pol, think sticky fingers

old marlin
#

Clean Acts Accomplished Pretty Expensively, that's her stand name

fierce night
#

then yeah it makes sense

kind owlBOT
#

@fierce night, Your Gangstar cred is now level 2 !

white beacon
#

Caape

fierce night
#

wohoo

minor ore
#

The ambulance helped the protagonist in part 4

#

Now it's helping the antagonist

#

it'll be a boat this time

#

kaato just gets run over by a runaway boat

white beacon
#

it'll be a boat and it suddenly crashes onto a glacier

minor ore
#

Imagine Diego somehow being involved in this

old marlin
#

What if

#

Kaato is a descendant of Diego

white beacon
#

Kaato: Oh what's this between my playing cards? DIEGO BRANDO!!

minor ore
#

YOU CAN NEVER ESCAPE HIM

old marlin
#

Okay but serious talk

#

Joubin is the main villain

fierce night
#

if shes diegos descendant then tecnically most of the higashikatas are

old marlin
#

araki isnt pulling wool over my eyes

minor ore
#

I hope not

white beacon
#

i hope it is joubin, and after he eats the new rokakaka Speed King then evolves

old marlin
#

Higashikatas being Brandos would be so cool

minor ore
#

SPEED KING: SCENE 2

old marlin
#

it'd be like Giovanna's being brandos

#

but faster

fierce night
#

tsurugi is the main villain and he will kill anyone between him and the rokakaka

old marlin
#

also unrelated to everything but i hate how the original josuke was never mentioned or even brought back after part 4

minor ore
#

me too

old marlin
#

I fucking hate tsurugi more and more

fierce night
#

yeah

minor ore
#

imagine jotaro calling him up during stone ocean

old marlin
#

every chapter he becomes more slimy and disgusting

minor ore
#

I forgot he was a boy

fierce night
#

lol

old marlin
#

Xforts having a love for Tsurugi proves he is a degenerate

minor ore
#

Not joking

white beacon
#

tsurugi betray's joubin to join with josuke then betrays josuke to be with joubin

minor ore
#

damn why'd you do xforts like that

white beacon
#

he did it to himself!

ripe marlin
#

tsurugi is great though

#

the excuse of being a child actually works for him

minor ore
#

Since this is the last jojo part, Araki would probably do something like kill everyone

old marlin
#

He almost raped the same girl

#

3 times

ripe marlin
#

because hes a scared kid that thinks he's going to die by the end of the year

old marlin
#

i hate him for that

ripe marlin
#

hey he didnt know what that was

#

also that dude in the tree

#

that wasnt tsurugi

#

idfk who that was

fierce night
#

lol yeah i forgot that

ripe marlin
#

some wierd shti that was

old marlin
#

When he was grabbing her thighs

#

when he constantly stares at her cleavage

ripe marlin
#

you think a 7 year old knows what that implies

#

nah hes just a kid

minor ore
#

I mean he'a still a kid

ripe marlin
#

alright

white beacon
#

isn't he 10?

minor ore
#

9

kind owlBOT
#

@minor ore, Your Gangstar cred is now level 2 !

fierce night
#

9

old marlin
#

he's a bitch

fierce night
#

10 is the age he will get sick

#

i think

ripe marlin
#

that sounds right

minor ore
#

alright all jokes aside I hope yasuho doesn't die by the end

old marlin
#

im sorry i just have no respect for tsurugi

ripe marlin
#

same

#

I dont want anyone to die t bh

#

but if someone has to die so rock dog will live, then anyone can die tbh

minor ore
#

someone's going to, it's jojo

old marlin
#

Yasuho is the single most fleshed out character in Jojolion

fierce night
#

i hope araki decides what is paisley park's ability

old marlin
#

Josuke is right behind her

ripe marlin
#

he did though

#

paislye park has 2 abilities

#

both involve guidance

old marlin
#

Her ability is pretty concrete

minor ore
#

Paisley is more complicated than kc

old marlin
#

it really isnt

fierce night
#

uhh idk

old marlin
#

KC isnt complicated either

ripe marlin
#

paisly parks ability is to help someone get to the best fate possible

minor ore
#

before I red part 8, people made Paisley Park sound complicated, but it's pretty simple

ripe marlin
#

its entire point is to help you out

minor ore
#

Oh

fierce night
#

i know, but like the way it does it keeps changing

ripe marlin
#

the way its explained is that oyu have a series of doors

old marlin
#

I think what makes people the most confused is the fact that they think she's a bound stand only to phones

ripe marlin
#

most of the doors kill you

minor ore
#

I thought it some hacking shit

ripe marlin
#

you dont know which door is the safe one

old marlin
#

what

ripe marlin
#

paisly parks ability is to guide you to the door that wont kill you

#

it gives you the items or the directions needed to take the best path in life possible

fierce night
#

but like

#

oh ok

#

that sounds right

minor ore
#

It's basically deus ex machina

ripe marlin
#

pretty much

#

dues ex stand

minor ore
#

how would you guys feel about Joshu dying

fierce night
#

sad

ripe marlin
#

I'd be sad

minor ore
#

Don't care

old marlin
#

It was more of the doors are all similar and there's an endless amount of them, you cant distinguish them alone but PP's job is to open those doors over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again to guide you through the right one

ripe marlin
#

joshu is great

fierce night
#

i like to hate him

old marlin
#

Joshu is okay

ripe marlin
#

yeah mike did it better

fierce night
#

i love his stand

ripe marlin
#

I just tried to simplify paisley park

#

but mikes is the proper explanation

minor ore
#

I mean I don't really hate Joshu

ripe marlin
#

I love him

minor ore
#

I've seen Meti's video on him

ripe marlin
#

hes an asshole with reasoning

fierce night
#

yep

ripe marlin
#

every shitty thing he does has an explanation that makes sense in his mind

old marlin
#

meti gets on my nerves

#

so does xforts

#

and kaleb

ripe marlin
#

how so?

minor ore
#

He's kind of better than Josuke

ripe marlin
#

I can see why, I mainly watch them for their perspectives

old marlin
#

basically every jojo centrict youtuber gets on my nerves

ripe marlin
#

Ive had my thoughts on joshu since before meti or anyone covered him

fierce night
#

why tho

white beacon
#

i watch xforts cuz i like his voice

old marlin
#

HeY gUyS xFOrTS hEr -deep breath-

ripe marlin
#

Jojo youtubers tend to make a sort of hivemind of opinion

old marlin
#

he talks so disjointed

ripe marlin
#

everyone watches them so everyone thinks the same

#

I like metis style though

old marlin
#

exactly

fierce night
#

youre not wrong

old marlin
#

Meti uses to much anime girls

tired rapids
#

xforts is nice but yes there is a hive mind opinon

old marlin
#

and i mean like

#

the young ones

#

it just sets a weird vibe when uses imagery like that

tired rapids
#

Meti is good i enjoy his content

ripe marlin
#

its cuz you dont watch enough shimoneta

fierce night
#

ughh

ripe marlin
#

shimoneta actually is good though, just dont watch it around family

tired rapids
#

true

old marlin
#

my mother has cancer.... ALSO GUYS DONT FORGET TO CHECK OUT SHIMONETA: A BORING WORLD WHERE THE CONCEPT OF DIRTY JOKES DONTE XIST

ripe marlin
#

its on youtube for some reason?

fierce night
#

im not saying its bad

ripe marlin
#

like funimation uploaded all of season 1 themselves

#

it wasnt a pirated upload

fierce night
#

its just that meti advertises it every video

ripe marlin
#

because he likes it

tired rapids
#

It's his gag

ripe marlin
#

also its an ongoing joke now

white beacon
#

should we keep this topic up here or...?

old marlin
#

okay guys thanks for watching my coming out video, this was really hard to do.... ALSO GUYS DONT FORGET TO CHECK OUT SHIMONETA: A BORING WORLD WHERE THE CONCEPT OF DIRTY JOKES DONT EXIST

fierce night
#

^^^^

ripe marlin
#

yeah pm

#

thats the gag

old marlin
#

the fact that all jojo youtubers with any relevance use the word "guys" gets on my nerves so much

#

the jojo youtube scene is really divided right now

minor ore
#

I mean what are you going to refer to your audience as?

white beacon
#

stand users

old marlin
#

you're either a shitposting meme account or you're a basic, clickbaiting, unoriginal explanation channel

fierce night
#

fellow kids

kind owlBOT
#

@fierce night, Your Gangstar cred is now level 3 !

tired rapids
#

hello my fellow stand users

fierce night
#

yay

minor ore
#

"Guys" is like the most common way to refer to someone

ripe marlin
#

yeah

#

I use guys all the time

#

could be an entire crowd of females and Id use guys tbh

old marlin
#

"hello guys today im going to be going IN D E P T H with my explanation: the beauty behind Carne and his stand, Notorious B.I.G."

#

"kono dio da times 40"

fierce night
#

uhh so

#

about jojolion

old marlin
#

what about it

fierce night
#

why does the higashikata grounds fuse things

minor ore
#

something to do with the wall eyes or something

fierce night
#

ohh yeah i forgot about those

minor ore
#

Also Araki completely forgot about the bite marks

fierce night
#

what are the wall eyes

old marlin
#

That's kind of a weird thing

white beacon
#

because it's blessed by jesus?

fierce night
#

there are a lot of questions

old marlin
#

The Walls Eyes were those protrusions that came out of the ground that came after the earthquake

fierce night
#

yeah

#

and it says somewhere that it looks like its protecting morioh from something

minor ore
#

The area around the Wall Eyes is where Johnny used Jesus

fierce night
#

something like that

#

could be

old marlin
#

The weird thing is the higashikata grounds fused the lemon and tangerine but the rokakaka is what was said to have fused kira and josefumi

fierce night
#

yeah

#

araki forgot...?

old marlin
#

maybe

#

but think about it

minor ore
#

Rokakaka x Wall Eyes

#

That's what happened

old marlin
#

Joubin and damo thought that the rokakaka mutated and was now able to do that

#

but what if

#

that's just not the case

minor ore
#

Their powers combined somehow

old marlin
#

what if the reason everyone wants the rokakaka isnt even the rokakaka's doing?

fierce night
#

ohh that makes sense

minor ore
#

What if it's the placebo effect?

fierce night
#

lol

old marlin
#

the rokakak being placebo?

#

idk how that could be explained

minor ore
#

Imagine Araki pulling out some scientific bs that's not even correct to prove how the rokakaka works

#

Like how he did with Heavy Weather

white beacon
#

i mean, he did that with SO so it's a legit strat

#

what i don't get is how the rokakaka judges "equivalent exchange" since i doubt mitsuba's ear is equal to her two legs

old marlin
#

wasnt it her tits and her teeth

minor ore
#

Yeah that too

fierce night
#

questions still unanswered:
what are the wall eyes
what are the bite marks
whats the rock disease

#

i hope araki eventually answer those

#

plz araki

minor ore
#

I mean legs have much more value than one ear

white beacon
#

nah her tits were naturally bad so the doc gave her shit in exhange for her teeth, then another same stuff in exchange for her ear

#

and now the legs

minor ore
#

Equivalent exchange my ass

fierce night
#

its not only the ear tho

kind owlBOT
#

@minor ore, Your Gangstar cred is now level 4 !

minor ore
#

The area around the ear

fierce night
#

maybe its the entire left side of her face

#

idk

#

but both legs seems exaggerated

minor ore
#

Yes

white beacon
#

yeah

#

kinda like that baseball player where in exchange for his one shoulder it's his whole mouth

old marlin
#

jaw

fierce night
#

BUT dr. doctor said he was testing something new, maybe thats why?

#

maybe he fixed her ear and more

minor ore
#

Well that's one way to refer to the doctor

#

Dr.Doctor nice to meet you

old marlin
#

well he does have two doctor name tags

fierce night
#

lol

white beacon
#

he has 3

minor ore
#

What

fierce night
#

he has one more on his back

white beacon
#

two tags on the front, one on the back

minor ore
#

Holy shit

white beacon
#

i like how araki made this so damn funny though

minor ore
#

Oh shit he does

#

WAIT HE HAS FOUR

white beacon
#

like, he's already obvious enough with the context and his doctor's clothing but i guess he wanted it to be even more obvious

fierce night
#

wtf

minor ore
#

TWO ON THE FRONT

white beacon
#

wat

minor ore
#

ONE ON THE SHOULDER

#

ONE BEHIND

fierce night
#

the ultimate doc

white beacon
#

in any angle, he is a doctor

old marlin
#

the ultimate believe me im a doctor hahaha im not evil or suspicious

#

not at all nope nope not me look ima doctor

#

seeeeee

minor ore
#

Wait no he has 3

white beacon
#

boi rocking that pineapple hair tho

kind owlBOT
#

@white beacon, Your Gangstar cred is now level 7 !

minor ore
#

The one on his shoulder is the one behind

fierce night
#

oh ok

#

still weird

#

but... less weird

minor ore
#

Also what was he eating?

#

It looked like a giant chocolate bar

fierce night
#

no idea

white beacon
#

i think it's giant seaweed

minor ore
#

Is he also a rock human?

fierce night
#

probably

#

maybe he is the ambulance guy?

minor ore
#

Seaweed don't make a crunch noise

white beacon
#

it does, actually

#

well, some form of it

minor ore
#

Oh

old marlin
#

yeah it does

fierce night
#

is he cioccolata's sbrverse counterpart?

old marlin
#

probably not

#

can we make a list of whose counter part is whose

fierce night
#

:(

minor ore
#

No that's the Brain Storm guy

fierce night
#

uhh

minor ore
#

The guy with Doremifasolatido

fierce night
#

johnny-jonathan

#

diego-dio

old marlin
#

Josuke is Josuke
Yasuho is Koichi
Kyo is Oku and Jotaro

minor ore
#

Gyro-Will/Ceaser

fierce night
#

oh from part 8

minor ore
#

Kira is Kira

white beacon
#

i mean, we can't make a concrete one because everyone's traits are all jumbled up with new traits

#

but you guys do you

old marlin
#

Josefumi is joseph

fierce night
#

kira is kira, josefumi is kinda josuke too

minor ore
#

Yeah he has his hairstyle

fierce night
#

@white beacon yeah

#

holly is holly

minor ore
#

Blue Hawaii is Highway Star but shittier

#

Urban Guerrila is probably Cioccolata

#

With his Stand and the fight

fierce night
#

urban guerilla

#

which one is that?

#

oooh ok i remember it

minor ore
#

The one with a rock pet

#

That attacked Yasuho, Gappy and Rai

coarse walrus
#

man that was a good fight

#

I'm wondering, how did Mitsuba manage to eat multiple rokakakas without jobin noticing, they cost 200 million yen a pop

#

also jobin smuggles that stuff for crying out loud

old marlin
#

im

#

i dont think

#

well

#

idk

#

if you think about

#

it

#

i dont think she's been eating rokakaka?

coarse walrus
#

yeah she got it via the hospital right

#

for her breasts, teeth and head respectively

old marlin
#

because when Dr.Doctor Doctor says he has a solution that costs a lot it sounds like it's her first time hearing of it

#

why would you give someone rokakaka without them knowing beforehand

coarse walrus
#

but then why does she have rock disease problems on her head, or would a boobjob make her have bad teeth

old marlin
#

if it's such a commodity

#

Unknown at this point

#

im just saying

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it doesnt sound like she's been getting rokakaka before if the rokakaka option is such a heavy barter

coarse walrus
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@coarse walrus, Your Gangstar cred is now level 1 !

old marlin
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i understand that

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but why would the solution that the Doctor lays out sound like it'd be her one and only use of rokakaka

coarse walrus
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yeah fair

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I can't wait for next month now, what a good cliffhanger

old marlin
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unless araki plans to introduce something more potent than rokakaka this late into the story it seems like an odd wording choice

coarse walrus
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yeah I just read over it again

old marlin
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i dont see why some random hospital would be secretly giving rokakaka to it's patients but then out of the blue suddenly offer it for money when the effects clearly arent for them

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rokakaka has been shown to be a serious commodity and a highly expensive one at that

coarse walrus
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i think the hospital might be more involved than originally thought

old marlin
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so much so that they heavily monitor the plant the fruit comes off of to make sure it's not given away

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it doesnt make sense

coarse walrus
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what if the hospital is supplied by a different group of smugglers than jobin's group

old marlin
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that'd complicate things even more

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definitely possible

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but it just seems so contrived at this point to introduce more people who use the rokakaka for a different reason

coarse walrus
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Yeah we're pretty far in too

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Although... The rokakaka that was grafted was special right

old marlin
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im not too sure

coarse walrus
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Because it was the one that fused josefumi and kira

old marlin
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i mean

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maybe

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that seems like what araki is doing

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it also seems like the wall eyes fused them

coarse walrus
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That would make sense why the hospital would want to steal it, they have a motive for improving their care and making money with it

old marlin
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but that has probably been dropped as a story element

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Unless araki's whole point about jojolion is "nothing is as simple as it seems" i guess he really did just forget

coarse walrus
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I think the wall eyes were just a reason to give the higashikatas stands lol

old marlin
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the thing is tho

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they specifically say the wall eyes could fuse objects together

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and that's where both Kira's body and Josuke were found

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and it's where Josefumi and Kira died

coarse walrus
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I'm so confused now

old marlin
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It's just strange

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i personally believe the rokakaka cannot fuse people

coarse walrus
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But then why did araki make a big deal about rokakaka fusing them

old marlin
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and the whole point is people think it can

coarse walrus
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Oh

old marlin
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and that's a driving force

coarse walrus
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That makes sense

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That the new rokakaka isn't special and it's just the eyes

old marlin
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i think another huge point was only kyo knew about the fusing part of the wall eyes

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so if only she knows of the fusing part

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and everyone else doesnt know

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the most important object in this story was there when they were fused at the wall eyes

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so anyone with a brain cell would say "okay so, this new rokakaka is fucking op"

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it makes sense