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Did you remember the play mat weapon for old TPD?
whatis TPD
Touhou Pixel Dungeon
TOO cruel PD?
Too cruel pd is TCPD, touhou pd is TPD
oh wait
acronym is smiliar
ight ghanks
between TPD and TCPD...
probably when I refer TPD, people may think TCPD because TCPD is more popular
So I need to discard TPD acronym...
toupd
... actually nvm let's go with yours xd
sounds like yourPD
Yes, I do, it was one of the weapons ever.
It honestly feels like I'm one of the only ones who actually played it...
Rogue loses his cloak.
Instead he gains a flask of invisibility.
The flask has 3 uses which will give the rogue 5 turns of invisibility.
The flask will not gain levels and can only be refilled via well of health using, imbuing it with a full waterskin, or imbuing it with a potion of health/invisibility/haste.
Can be upgraded with sou to increase charges and also lengthens invisibility duration.
Someone should create a pd mod with all the terrible ideas in game
Add succubus queen in demon halls
Succubus are actually resident evil characters
is this directed towards me
heresy
no nsfw
Not safe for warden
terrible idea: new challenge: locked boxes
remove all locked doors
a bunch of crystal chests spawn sometimes around the level with 1 crystal key
and iron keys spawn way more
but you use them to unlock normal chests
ngl i kinda like remixed
and in terms of sprouted
good-ish concept
bug riddled mess of a product
same for remixed tbh
minus the 5 million different bugs
Port pixel dungeon onto unreal engine
And I take that personally
Sprouted isn't terrible at all
Being back weapon/armour durability but instead of it lowering it's level, you lose some effectiveness like damage or accuracy.
You can use liquid metal to repair the weapons.
Terrible idea but not really? Idk tbh, may be hard to balance, or it may give the liquid metal more uses
Bring back watabou
Arcane resin for wands is questionable cuz how hard it is to get
Let, ankh are being curseable by cursing trap. When you have cursed ankh in your possession and die, instead, forcely crash the game and the game is shut down(same as cursed wand's game crash effect)
Armored guardians for guardian trap
No
Make you got banned to play for 1 hours
Limit movement speed to 1.5 tiles per turn and getting faster than that simply boosts accuracy and evasion for the "extra" turns of movement
Just delete the save lol.
Sends you back to main menu.
Cursed Ankh Error
Retry starts a new game
Abort crashes the game
Fail kills you
the window pops up again when you restart after choosing abort
Idea: projecting champ enemies with ranged attacks can shoot through walls
Melee projecting Champs can already do that.
warlocks' shadow bolt now can blind
Scorpions have crab movement speed
rats are immortal
Spinners apply corrosion
goo's magic attack works like a ranged attack (shoots a bolt at you)
Goo has no magic attack tho
goo doesnt have a magic attack
the pump up attack has triple accuracy iirc, and it can be reduced with normal defense
magic attacks have double accuracy and ignore armor
idk the lore thingy says they used magic or smth

Rats always move in packs.
on death
spawn a corpse
except for the ghosts
and lashers
you need to loot the corpse to get the loot
also theres no food
so enjoy roasted evil eyes
on death, become wraith.
nah, you are the wraith, go find your zombie corpse and fight it to get back into your body.
it is a terrible idea
ankh but with 1 hp and no items
it would eb cool to see a flight item
like an artifact
not just levi pots
remove the mage staff, Broken Seal, Invisibility cloak
those spaces could instead be used for a spirit bow
Idea: floor description
"Nothing interesting here" ->
"It's made out of floor"
Idea: chalice prick dmg change
3 x artifact level^2 ->
3 pricks of [0-2(AL-2)^2], [0-2(AL-1)^2], and [0-2AL^2] respectively.
On average, you receive 194 damage instead of 243 on the final prick, and you even have a chance of it dealing no damage at all!
||but if you want 100% chance of surviving it, you need to be able to withstand 388 damage||
couldnt read that scroll of recharge
Cause unidentified
Hmm yes the floor is made out of floor
Yes please remove seal
Remixed has you covered I believe.
Throwing a fully filled waterskin to mech-type enemies(for example dm-100) inflict slow and sp. ability is sealed because the machine is broken. If inflict succeed, waterskin loses all water.
Another terrible idea: when started ascension when you quit the game without finishing the ascend(or out of phone battery) your save is deleted and being treated as game over.
You must see the end without quitting when picked up the amulet, Oneshot!
Hey wait a minute I know what this is from
From where?
It's from Shiren 4/5
Water Pot
On some monster families it inflicts 3 stacks of Slow (which is usually pretty overkill) and Sealed
Idea: Anti-challenges
Friendly champions
Harmless bosses
Never hungry
Double armor slots
Pharmabonanza
Fire-resistant berry-filled vegetation
Monsters in-fighting
Beyond eyesight
More upgrades!
Further idea to make the game a bit more challenging again: you're harmless. You can't attack or throw stuff more than a tile away
Harmless bosses --> Kinder bosses
Never hungry --> Bulking up
Faith is my armor --> Faith in my armor
Pharmabonanza --> Pharmacophilia
Barren land --> Flowering land
Monsters in-fighting --> Mob mentality
Beyond eyesight --> Into enlightenment
More upgrades --> Runic boom
Better names for sure
Tcpd have mob infighting type challenge
Tho with a lil twist
They fight to determine the one champion
That will annihilate you on sight with his 3x flaming 5x giant 2x projecting 1x antimagic titles
I suppose they remain wounded afterwards
Full heal and champion title to the winner
Nah, unfair reality, return to monke
And he gets all champion titles of a loser
Immersion breaking
Nah, unfair is when they start getting elite champion titles
U really don't wanna see swarming citadel champion
They fight and shall have the aftermath from fighting
And if you enable Ascension, u will also get gods wandering around after those fights
So enemies can get healing and powers from defeating enemies... but we, the superior being in the dungeon, cannot ๐
Isn't that the one where it's a misplay to not click rat king class?
You're the rat king, clearly you are superior.
There is no rat king class in tcpd
Well, you are still friend to the rat king
It's only cuz I haven't added his boss form as a challenge yet

Assassin citadel group
I was thinking about him using ratmogrify at u, and u have to fight against him mentally or u will end up transformed into rat
You enter a room
You suddenly take a hit that deals half of your health
Then multiple enemies spawn
Iirc citadels have x0 atk
It's also one of the main reasons All Chal in TCPD is literally impossible
Turn 2 you either die painfully, get obliterated, or live a whole nother turn, there is no winning to be had here.
What? How is that even relevant to pd? So random smh
have you ever heard about duolingo PD
The reason allchal is impossible is cuz Racing the Daeath + Exhibitionist + AI
U spawn surrounded by 8 enemies
If u don't kill at least one of them in 3 turns, you die to the shadow
But I also have to take attacks from 8 enemies at once
Make goo more goo
What did exhibitionist and AI do?
Enemies will fill all empty tiles even in starting room
No
AI makes it so that there is an enemy in every available tile
Oh....
But like for some reason I always start in prison
On all chall
Cuz Headstart
Oh
Also
Ooh ok
Both of those chals are fine bey themselves
But no way I can balance them together
U can't
There is no grass to get seeds
U don't deal enough damage to pierce his armor
And u have too low accuracy to actually hit him
And he hits like a truck
No
Free
paid
F2p
144p
4k UHD
Challenge: Naked strength -
your Armor is deactivated during boss fights
have you heard of FIMA
No
And bosses gain whatever Armor benefits you would have had (before challenge modifiers)
yog with +23 plate
Yes
Add this to the game
daamn he buff
Yes of course the man
Hero name: hog rider
The hero cannot unequip the armor he have (the armor have 0-1 blocking but give you 20% evasion)
Start with 12 str, the hog rider can spawn a hog that he can ride, they have 2-10 damage, scaling with exp and str
The hog rider have a 2 small hammer weapon with 1-12 damage
When the hog is attacking enemy, the enemy will got knockbacked for 4 tiles, the hog have 2x speed
You can also dissemble 2-3 Armor to make the hog armor
you can insert wards and sentries in your eyes to see better
And do deathgaze
That I'd exactly what i said:/
and npc
Terrible idea: you can dismember dm 100 dm 200 dm 201 and dm 300 for metal and pay troll smith 100 dark gold for him to make you awesome weapon and armor from it
Oh and make him drink a potion of mastery so they are extra good
Add Joker class (he lives in a society)
maxibob class???!!
Sleeping by holding the wait button cannot be interrupted even if the hero is damaged.
Touching tall grass, trampled grass, or plants will reduce debuff effects, except Burning, for 1 turn.
Beer: Grants the following status effects in order, which can only be halved once by cleansing effects, except the well.
Effects that apply in all phases:
Damage is significantly increased for 75 turns.
Greatly reduces accuracy and attack speed for 100 turns.
Phase 1: Drunk (20 turns)
Vertigoes and blinds.
Phase 2: Knocked Out (30 turns)
Sleeps. If interrupted, Hangover damage and satiety rate reduction is increased.
Phase 3: Hangover (50 turns)
Reduces satiety rate.
Damages every 15 turns.
Enemy item?
Dwarf Warlocks now reduce the upgrade level of all your stuff by 1 per hit with magic, this can go to the negatives
Try to balance it so it doesn't just sound outlandish and can actually make people imagine it
Like,
[Dwarf warlock effect Rework]
It now stacks: at two stacks it has twice the effect, and at 3 it degrades your highest level equipped item by one level and you are no longer debuffed.
Magical items don't work since MAGIC DOESNT EXIST111!!1!1!1
Rat sprites are changed to 
alarm traps now make the emergency meeting sound effect
assassin makes the kill sound effect when assassinating
And explosive barrels to the game
there are in #๐ฟremixed
Companion which carries our backpack for us
who deleted my perfect idea >: (
i did
Add reverb and lofi music
this plays when outside the throne room
Dirty dungeon :
Every floor after floor 5, Goos spawn every floor
Starts at 2 goos/floor, increases by 1 for every 3 floors you go down
Did I hear this somewhere before? It sounds like it's from a video game...
mod of spd where the only available weapons are all different types of runic blades made in the other forum post
Caustic mimics that are immune to toxic gas and live in the toxic vent rooms
toxic mimics that call you a noob
add more pet like this in the demon hall
Add a reminder to the game that corellates with real life so that it gives you midgame stress attacks
Oh what the hell ifritdiezel
Strapping bombs to yourself for multiplied bomb damage at the risk of permanently maiming or killing your character
To sad ghost*
Tengu now drop armor ability from armor he have
Dk now drop subclass from crown he have
taking damage of any source reduces your max hp
so true
Why
amusing
Yeah but why
Cuz I pick ideas from here for TCPD
Cruel
indeed
TCPD or "too cruel pixel dungeon" is a PD mod adding challenges many of which are terribly unfair. "everything you say can and will be used against you" is a phrase originating from law and court process. this thread is for people to share terrible ideas for pixel dungeon so the developer of TCPD modifying and using the aforementioned phrase to suggest that those terrible ideas will be used to make challenges for the players is amusing
do you also want a chart or perhaps a helpful spreadsheet to better understand?
Too Cruel
well...
remove all healing effects (passive regen too) and kepp only heal pots
Could you make a 10 page long dissertation explaiing and elaborating on the concept?
Intoxicati9n exists and is worss than this iirc
depends on how much you pay
10 buvks
1.5 pages at best
-potions intoxicates you
- remove all ways of healing except potions
- the same thing *
100
Intoxicati9n builds up a debuff everytime u drink any potion iirc
Decays slowly
Its effects are t e r r o b l e
Ask in tcpd vhat tho i dont remember all the dets bout it
all TCPD effects are terrible and i propose one more terrible effect
Why did you even bother lol. He may go "ew, wall of text" and ignore it
Mushroom mode: all plants are now mushrooms
PVZ mushrooms lol
just place 5 wardens and 5 snipers and nobody will cross, at wave 2 add gladiators and assassins at end of lines
doomshroom ๐ฅ
scaredy shroom 
(add on a beat chal)
please make juh dont notice it
im some kind of beta tester and i will suffer
Wand of toxic gas: corrosion but worse
noita moment
Summon Taikasauva summons forth a flying wand to fight for you. The wand created is randomly generated, just like any other wand you find in the world. It behaves just like a charmed enemy and will retaliate if you shoot at it.
It will drop gold nuggets when defeated, as well as the wand itself for you to pick up.
It has a single charge.
literally just a wand
What does zapping it do?

It does wand things
Specify further
It zaps tiny wands that attack enemies
Damage dealt and scaling?
are you serious Mario
intoxitation on hit makes you unable to drink in combat
Add toilet in dungeon
Add global chat to daily runs
Dark souls?
- Deathgaze now pierce through all walls within a 6-tile radius
- Evil eyes always have mind vision on you, but you also always have mind vision on them
Transfusion wands are always cursed and cannot be un-cursed
Wand of Chaos: Always cursed and only activates uncommon or rarer cursed wand effects.
Add bed in pd
crash effect with this wand increased to 5% instead of 1%
Nah, that's just all very rare effects
Uncommon has a 70% chance, Rare has a 25% chance, and Very Rare has a 5% chance.
Nope, it's actually 0.25% normally
huh aight
Since you could instead get the Fire, Mimic, or Transmute effect instead of that if you do get a Very Rare
on second thought i think something like that already existed
wild majik
New terrible idea in THPD: Night/Day system. If you are not lighted, enemies only take 1 damage except hakkero attacks. A torch is provided for each floor from now on.
Currently planned for 1000 turns for rotating day/night
So S4/5 nighttime but even worse, got it
what's hakkero
A rename of wand.
Limited to a normal Torch duration and for usually around double the time it lasts in that series
I'm actually playing S5 right now btw
One upside at least, you won't get killed in one hit because of a limit broken monster from outside your FoV
Add the one piece
Real?
Idea: dungeon have weather- when raining there is chance of lightning
cvpd was supposed to have a "steam" floor modifier that would make water randomly condensate and steam randomly burst from the floor out of steam vents
Pov: you got hit by a deathgaze
What if you start in floor 26 and you may ascend to win
To make things possible, you start with 20 strength
@cinder lichen
If you want to suggest something and for me to see it then post in #๐too-cruel instead of pinging me here
I check this channelf or ideas occasionally
Ok
They did it in SpSPD
And let the bed explodes in demon halls
minecraft
It wands.
Touhou genso wanderer: LLR provides redo system
Also the name is forgot but a pixel dungeon mod also provides saves
yes i remember
its in the play store
Add lootboxes to the game
And in-game currency
And skins
Watch ads to get care packages
Most? Add beginners only package, anniversary sale package, kirakira set, happy box... etc ways to reach the most terrible p2w game
p2w in single player games are stupid, p2w in online is imbalance
you are in terrible ideas thread
What are you talking about
bang dream girls band party
Which one
Just a joke for suitable terrible thread. That mobile game sells terrible things. Yeah all of them.
Throwing any potion to an enemy inflicts bleeding because of its glass shards. The amount of bleeding is (current strength-10)
You can roll upgrade with spellbook
rattle bass
pattle rass
rassle patt
Could be a funni warrior ability
"It's bus-ramming time!"
Then he rams through a whole line of enemies and kills all of them
lmfao
Baddest Bosses
Goo:
-All tall grass is removed
-Goo's pump up attack range is increased by 1 tile, and deals significantly more damage (will likely one-shot you)
-A caustic slime spawns when Goo becomes enraged
Tengu:
-Every 5 turns, Tengu will attempt to throw a super shuriken, which ignites the player and deals massively increased damage, but will stop attacking for 3 turns if it misses
-Poison dart traps are now replaced with disintegration traps
-Tengu will now throw air strikes at the player (bombs in a row detonating one after the other)
-Upon death, Tengu will release a 7x7 nuke at his location which detonates in 3 turns
DM300:
-DM300 will now launch corrosive gas instead of toxic gas
-DM300 can now use rock fall traps in melee range
-DM300 moves at 3x speed when supercharged
-When DM300 breaks terrain, a rock fall will occur
Dwarf King:
-Life link is removed
-More waves of summons in phase 2
Wave 4: 4 Dwarf Ghouls, 4 Dwarf Monks (increased to 6 dwarf monks in BB)
Wave 5: 3 Golems, all of which are different champions (increased to 6 golems in BB)
-Dwarf King's deferred damage will not go above 50
Yog-Dweza:
-Health is increased to 1500
-Waves of fists happen at 1200/900/600/300 health
-4 new fists are introduced
Frost Fist
Has an aura of 2 tiles that chills the player for 5 turns
Can launch a frost bolt that will chill the player for 10 turns
Melee attacks have a 50% chance to freeze the player for 2 turns if they are in water
Lightning Fist
Moves twice as fast
Attacks twice as fast, but deals 66% damage, have a shocking enchantment which deals damage within 3 tiles
Cursed Fist
Attacks 3x as fast
All attacks are replaced with cursed wand effects
Holy Fist
Always spawns as a Champion
Every 8 times it takes damage, it will spawn a random enemy from demon halls
-Cursed and Holy Fists always spawn at the 300HP phase, and Yog will start its "final" phase, but increased enemy spawn rate will only occur when both fists die.
what if goo's pump up could roll grim on us ๐
better idea
goo becomes a cursed being
each attack has an 100% of applying a random enchantment
Gold mimmic will eat your gold key (if you have 1 in your inventory) if you fail to identify them, making it nolonger possible to unlock the other gold chest on the same level.
will try to steal your potions and then he will jump in a chasm
killing himself and breaking your potions
sounds funny doesnt it
!!!!
Add a mod workshop
For skins and sprites and such
Improve "modding community"
PD map maker for androidโข
like in terraria?
Maybe
Tengu's skuriken can ignite the hero on fire

How is yog's eye not hurt
๐ 
yog drank a potion of haste
It's like Atma Weapon from FF6: "I do not bleed, for I am strength given form."
And of course the eye is only an aspect of Yog's power
make it so this talent procs in every surprise attacks
Tried that, it was boring af
Also rogue was totally busted
it's terrible because it would be over powered
if t1 talents were stronger when metamorphosed, that would be cool and maybe worth the transmutation scroll
Make thieves able to steal your backpack
they can also use whatever they stole
ie: potion of healing, ankh, scroll of terror/retribution...
(I mean Terror doesn't actually do anything to the Hero)
hmmmm
use an enchantment stone to become a random champion
The Hero fell to level 25!
You've been Sealed!
Your movement slowed!
Add ring of polymorph and ring of polymorph control from nethack
Monster Meat
Now you can become a Necromancer and summon your own skeletons
Or bully things at range as a Shaman
or roleplay the dwarf vs demons war as dwarf king
Become effectively immortal as a Bat
Basically equip Summoning's Jjango as an Albino Rat
Add a talent that gets permanent upgrades after you kill certain amounts of enemies
Idea: make thieves be able to steal your weapon and armor
- Steal your grim weapon.
- Now I will kill you
- ?
or knocks away back your eq. weapon or your eq. amror if knocked away item is hit by another enemy, that equipment is vanished that enemy equips the equipment instead.
Jumping into the pit on floor 26 leads to a singular staircase tile and a pedestal w/ a special torch on it. Picking up torch item grants 5x5 "dim illumination" around the player, which they need to descend the next 3 floors (which consist of long, winding pathways of spine). Visibility down there is normally a 1x1 around the player unless they have the special torch. Reaching the bottom of these 3 levels presents another pedestal on which the special torch must be dropped to open up a locked boss door. Entering will spawn an immobile flesh prison, which has yog's lasers along with stationary minions that act like transfusion zaps if they aren't killed in time (shields). Killing flesh prison will give access to the floor below, where funny prime guy kicks the shit out of you until you eventually die (he's stupid hard).
adding a boss from an action game into a turn based roguelike
pinos would be a cool boss
crystal mimic too
Yep
Shattered pixel dungeon, but 3D
pixel dungeon battle royale
Looks kinda epic ngl
Pixel dungeon 1D when
5d with time travel
0D
-1 D
give runic sword more chances to trigger enchaments and allowing to upgrade without risking losing enchaments on it
Honestly, runic's description op
Makes people dump it early
Tricks them into dumping a scam
They may win more, but any enjoyment from the dumped thing is a lie
"give runic sword more chances to trigger enchaments"
yknow I've seen 3 people suggest that in https://discord.com/channels/296399356196552705/1013878318526910494
(I can't ping the channel cos Discord won't let me)
it just gets 1 more max damage with upgrades
awesome scaling !! !!!!!
Runic's poor damage and scaling is carried by the description making people use their SoU instead of dieing refusing to dump anything
a literal proof that placebos exist
dieyng* smh my head
whats a placebos
there is a potion named like that in #โชchancel pd
It's like if you're starving to death irl and don't want to buy anything unless it's on a discount
You see this huge package of 10 cereal boxes and assume it's more cost-effective than 10 cereal boxes... it's not, but you haven't bothered to check. You survive, but you could have boughten 11 individual cereal boxes...
When you believe so hard in something that isnt a truth so hard that it works
idea add cereal to the game
Ussually placebos are used im lab testing
and milk
ok thanks you Math
meth i mean sorry
myth
And im these cases it's basically a empty pill
Most placebos aren't pills
We probably go through hundreds of non-pill placebos a day
Re... rel... AHHH damn it no, I need to resist the urge
rel?
nothing
Placing the mouse back to a certain spot after moving it isn't "better", it's actually a waste of a fraction of a second just to have the commodity of less chances of slightly bumping it while typing. Wouldn't even change a letter from your sentence if you did in this "worst case scenario of not moving the mouse" for anyone who has that habit
Bye bye!
Goodnight

!!! bye everybone
Every bone in my body is wishing you a goodnight too
thanks
Why are there 5 upvotes lol
Add Jeff bezos
Add radiation poisoning
amongus
3.5k message...
exactly
A story mode
america based pd
Society pd
TCPD blackjack
There is actually no limitations to add a spirit gun
No need bullets
Just pew pew
LMFAO
If I had an m&m and told you it was a pill that would cure a headache, and you took it, then felt your headache go away, that's placebo
Microtransactions.
already in the game. doesnt give a competetive advantege
Remove developers and only players remain
add this rat to the game
its a rare variant of the albino rat, called marsupial ray
Add ores which can be mined
And pickaxes
Also add crimson and corruption
Maybe even a final moon themed boss
The ideas aren't terrible enough



this is moonlord from terraria

that's cheese
omelette du grenouille
frogmelette
sounds tasty
i never actually had frog legs 
does that mean im not a true frenchman
i assume you were born with human legs
no its dark gold(real)
mageroyal is cheese confirmed
what would gnolls eat
what if secret rooms could only befound with bombs
Zelda style
: ๐ฝ๏ธ 
From #casual,
Add player intense light flashbang effect on arcana ring dumped dazzling weapon hit (scaling with ring level)
Edit: on first proc, add an option to disable it and warning
Yes
Challenge that adds negative status effects depending on consumable used
psionic blast plays baby shark and nyan cat at the same time for 20 seconds
nyan cat is decent
also you canjust mute volume
scroll of rage makes you amok for 5 turns
where's the fun in that
you are forced to attack
That kills in real life
if you cant attack you wait
add potions of weakness as fake potions of strength
scroll of upgrade gives you degraded for 5 turns
they would give you 2 strwngth points
2 uwustrength points
and if you eat a golden apple after a potion of weakness you turn into a villager
what
scroll of lullaby makes you fall on the ground if you sleep while moving
Pov:you try tohou pd
why does that sound familiar !!?!?!?!
oof
Cuz minecraft
gee thanks for explaining the joke 
echcat
Is there some Echehard around here?
Like the well of transmutation in vanilla
explains everything !!
And this remembers me of more onlineworms art
whos gonna become
ehard
boby suggested it at an emoji vote as a joke and it was like in top 3 most voted emoji
the power of mems
Aaaaaaaand now it's a trend
tierraria cat (MOD)
hear me out
what if your phone got bricked if you touch grass
you will become a true gamer
I thought than popularizing it here wouldn't really work
but when I pinged everyone to vote for cat
they voted
Forget the second floor, am permenently on floor 3+ of buildings now
make pixel dungeon require root access
O no
i like the cat because youare cool ! !!
on desktop too
and then I lost @here privileges for an year and half or something
Make PixelDungeon available on ps5
that would accomplish nothing except open it to quite a few vulnerabilities
Beuh you just used it now
Squiggle going to turn in to sap asap... by having plant roots absorb you
Make pixel dungeon multiplayer
no
I asked Evan to restore them
imagine paralysis
We are in terrible ideas
its too terrible
And that is a terrible idea
make paralysis permanent
Better terrible idea:
Allow pvp intruders to come attack you in your instance of the dungeon when you are connected to the internet
Less bad idea: let them control an enemy ๐
the stone works actually
the only thing you fear is you
How do you flee yourself?
What If evil eyes are the eyes from wyyncraft
Where do you run?
I assume you're experienced
...now that's actually too terrible
Yep๐
Do they fear seeing themselves? What about just a reflection
Autophobes when they look at the mirror:

i'm summoning
Summon him, he's a ghost
I'm rkpd2
why would Evan add sucha thing to the game ๐ฟ ๐ฅน
i am the PIXEL DUNGEON
#0176
that one eye?
the big one that shoots the megalazors at you
That is called evil eye
oh sonot that one eye
Yes
I know both
One Is yog
i was talking abt the big guy
mindless
I like making them
Rip, they invaded my most frequent emojis now...
Starting at the bottom of the list

Amoghus
Add among us gamemode
It runs around the sewers minding its business. It's venting.
gime
how to get a virus 101
Can't rn I'm not home
Ask for file who is assassin out of enjoyment
||preparing da virus||
fair
No idea lol. Any autophobes here?
Bruh
I cant even code
I have a major skill issue
Script kiddies don't know coding either
thats what a malware developer would say
They go to google "Download virus" and download so they can later send their petty enemies they "hate" ๐
Proof I am touching grass
imagine lel (I have not touched grass for the past two months)
flesh fist
Touch your local spider
Grass is 1% spiders anyways
just fucking punches you
my house isnt old enough to warrant spiders
theres pigeons tho so maybe that counts?
Only their doodoo


i know how dirt pigeon plumes are theres no way in hell im touching bird shit
Bring thr old flashbang as an option pls
make BB tengu throw the wicked brew at you
Psonic blast scroll blows out your speakers, and if you're wearing headphones/earbuds it ruptures your ear drums
[blast away thin clothing effect] No reimbursements for damage caused offered*
Make cursed wands do random things from this page
And also
Trap of flaming:
When stepped on activates rtx on and 3d which burns your device
And flames you irl
Another bad idea
Wand of cursed
Ok nvm
Imma not post this one
I feel like I might get in trouble with mods
Radiant Enchantments and Glyphs: special enchants that replace a Curse after defeating 256 enemies with a cursed weapon or armor on. Other equips will simply be cleansed instead. The effects are generally the opposite of their curse, helping out the Hero. They cannot be transferred using the Warrior's Seal.
Sharpness: Has a 10% (+5% per level) chance per hit to inflict Bleeding equal to half of dealt damage. Derived from Sacrifical.
Marking: Has +50% (+10% per level) increased Accuracy for 10 turns after missing an enemy. Derived from Wayward.
Dispersing: Deals any overkill damage dealt to an enemy to another enemy nearby. Sleeping enemies will not be woken up by this damage. Derived from Displacing.
Distracting: 10% (+5% per level) chance to inflict a debuff that halves their accuracy for their next attack. Funny lines are also played. Derived from Annoying.
Augmented: Grants the positive effects of both augmentation types. Overrides any current augment. Derived from Polarizing.
Charming: 10% (+5% per level) chance to Charm the enemy for 5 turns. Derived from Friendly.
Blinding: 10% (+5% per level) chance to blind the target and all nearby enemies for 10 turns. Derived from Dazzling.
Smoking: Every 5 hits, cause a bomb explosion on the target. This doesn't damage you. Derived from Explosive.
Freezing: 10% (+5% per level) to Freeze the attacker for 5 turns. Derived from Anti-Entropy.
Acid: 10% chance (+5% per level) to inflict Ooze to the attacker. Derived from Corrosion.
Dodging: 5% (+2.5% per level) extra Evasion. Derived from Displacment.
Diet: Halves starvation rate. Derived from Metabolism.
Prisms: 10% chance on hit to summon a Mirror or Prismatic Image. Derived from Multiplicity.
Toxins: 10% chance (+5% per level) to inflict 10 (+1 per level) turns of Poison to the attacker. Derived from Stench.
Nature: Has a 5% (+2.5% per level) chance to activate a random good plant effect on being hit. These are affected by Warden's special effects and Barkskin, and can drop seeds if affected by a Lotus. Derived from Overgrowth.
Augmenting: Has the positive effects from both Augmentations. Removes current augment. Derived from Bulk.
How many times must we teach you this lesson, old man?!
It sounds ear torment spider from IWBTB
give sniper a sniper rifle
Add Chris Pratt
First time? lol. There are so many of them here
I just don't understand why some people sit there for 10-20 minutes typing a giant shitpost
Because it's funny
Add early-game nail bombs (they work like shrapnel bombs but are weaker)
Add molotovs
"how is it different from liquid fire?"
It burns on top of water
And also burns fire immune enemies
Same, but I am currently am at my grandparents who are like in the middle of nowhere in sardinia
Idea: give assassin a mafia gang that goes to kill enemies
It also has drugs
Rolls eyes in 360 degrees
I am going to yoink this and put it in my game
Omg i can hit after playing cookie clicker for various turns
!!!
Wha????
Nice
Idea: remove freerunner
Not even a terrible idea
At least, remake wands such that rogues stop abusing it
Poor game design
1 star
You mean kiting? Ex. at high movement speed, spam wands so not taking any damage
Yes
If they used thrown weapons
Ok
But wands?
Hell nah
They outclass mages even
again
Which is stupid
Evan said than this is not important because fast movement speed requires experience to be fully taken advantage
also
who doesn't allow mages to use ring of haste?
Well, that requires luck to find, and mages don't have an item that gives invisibility whenever they want either
There one ring of haste, there is many wands
Gameplay-wise, would anyone feel anything different if wands were nerfed for rogues anyway
Bar the rogue elitists ofc
Idea: wands are rechargeable only for mages.
For other classes, you need arcane resin
there is no case in Shattered for equipment being arbitrarily weakened
you are kind of late, I already added that into shutter at help from NeoSlav
Huh who woulda thought
So you totally don't like infinite rechargeable system in SPD right?
although in my version wands only recharge from scrolls and stones of recharge
it is debatable
Not really, i just think a single class having the highest skill ceiling (and payoff) for a type of weapon is stupid
Not to mention
Warrior exists
Now, casuals don't care because they don't play 6 chal and higher
And it don't really matter beyond that
It's just a feeling that I have anyways
A personal opinion
technically rogue doesn't have empowering scrolls, shield battery, warlock in general, recharge from any kind of shit
SPD is probably attracting casual-love players such as inf. recharge wand build, as an example.
But your opinion is also valid.
even YAPD doesn't limit wand charges
I guess I'm just upset that warrior doesn't have "no hit" gimmicks in higher challenges because almost all their speciality relies on tanking hits and doing melee attacks
And wands are so ubiquitous
And why use wand warrior when you can use wand rogue
how is that a problem
I'm just venting in #1016751363570548789 there is no deeper meaning
Actually, all debatable opinions go here.
Maybe when "Faith is my wand charges" is a thing then I'd be pleased
"Faith is my movement speed"
Hell, darkness is supposed to be the challenge that severely limits huntress but even then they get torches
Warrior just doesn't get anything in all chal
No challenge that limits wand charge or movement speed so rogues and mages kind of still have their gimmicks
What about this, you should kill enemies via a melee weapon(missile weapons are forbidden) to recharge wands, instead of naturally recharge.
Ehh wands are fine actually. It's just a combination of things that make them too reliable over other weapons in killing potential (and from a safe distance)
Armor + melee is perfectly fine for a no challenge run for example
but should he?
btw then you also don't like the games that have mp? (dcss, nethack) for dcss, you fully rest on a safe location, and spam magics. This is what you don't like perfectly.
For non-mp roguelike, play shiren.
I don't dislike those at all. I'm speaking from a shpd challenge point of view, that it feels unbalanced.
I enjoy tower defense and stuff
Ofc its fun to spam
If somehow all 4 classes are equally favourable in the perfect conditions for 9 challenges, that's what I would want, if it is at all possible
here is my take
I understand than not all classes are created equal
and we shouldn't demand for the opposite to happen
So that means.. buff warrior?
warrior is clearly intended as tutorial class
it has easy to understand concepts and simple yet effective skills
such as healing on eating, identifying equipment, dealing with several enemies at once
Now like some people have said, if berserker was actually a class that thrives without Armor, and generically does more damage as he is more near to death (and all other berserker tropes) maybe he might be more viable. As it is, it's all Armor play
Idk that sounds like too much work for a dev
For armor play, actually in this game, no variety of armors. I think adding more armors in SPD would be fun.
berserker is a terrible consequence of player's feedback
ever since initial warrior rework, his perk of dealing more damage with more hurt was proven to be very powerful yet very easy to take advantage off
yes pls remove him as well
1 hp gaming
that is more so me wanting to tbe a typical zerker than me genuinely having issues with warrior's design, at least on my part
warrior's design is fine bro
its a tutorial, beginner class
it deosnt need crazy things that let him no-hit the entire dungeon
nor does he need to have crazy potential for high chal
bcuz thats just not what the class is meant to be
That doesn't mean it has to remain that way

doesnt mean it should change either
Subclasses are supposed to introduce an element of complexity after all
it should stay this way ngl
the subs of a tutorial class would still be tutorial subs
and u already got complexity from em
zerker is the much easier to grasp sub
glad is the more complex one u move to once u are comfortable with the game
for 9 months (August 2017 - May 2018) Berserker was nerfed with each update to bring his power down
Nah that's a dumb philosophy
u then move on to the other heroes with different skill ceilings
Gotta take away trainer wheels at later stages
its the philosophy shattered's got so far so
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trainer wheels
wut
what trainer wheels
And who says it can't change
then Evan just gave up and embraced the phenomenon of people dumping armor on Berserker
theres no reason for it to be hyper buffed to be super good for high chal
if u want the trainer wheels taken away, u go glad
lol
or move to another class
or start messing around with more complicated build ideas siuch as tenacity bloodhorn for glad or zerker
warrior doesnt need to be buffed the way u think he does lol
his design is perfectly fine
filling his own niche quite well
We start with notes and guides on top of having a very basic class. This gets more complex as we learn alchemy and yadada. So naturally as the game progresses, we need to rely on more creative methods, even more so for high chal. That same idea could be applied to subclasses (especially warrior's). That's what I was trying to say
thankfully this already happens
bcuz both subs introduce more complexity to warrior
but not extreme amoutns of it such as idk warlock (i thinkw arlock is hard to play ight leave me alone)
so
whats the issue
it still follows the progression curve as u go further down teh dungeon by giving u more to chew on, but doesnt overwhelm newbies unliek say, being given higher movement speed or trying to make sniper work
Is doodoo on high chal
and the issue is?
and?
thats
thats not an issue
the game is balanced around 0chal
lol
How you think about SPD's wand inf. rechargeable system?
Doesn't mean skill ceiling could be improved (since it won't affect zero chal at all)
perfectly fine, no real issues behind it, but i find wands boring af

and wands are more fun than most weapons
and 10 times more fun than armor
so guess how i feel bout both those systems as well
why do u feel such a need to increase the high ceiling on him tho?
not everything has to have an enormously high skill ceiling
simpler classes have their place
plus there is a lot of wacky shti u can do with glad
Because he's my favorite
cue someone one shotting both rotting and rusty fists
thru a buncha farming combo
and?
whats the issue?
teh class is well designed
glad is fun
i dont talk bout zerker
but ppl like him as well
he's got neat talents too
liek lethal momentum is imo the best designed talent currently
enraged catalyst is fucking unique as hell
improved combo and cleave are oh so fun for glad
Well, he's limited by a single challenge. Maybe add wand charge or movement speed challenge. That way it will stop the stupid elitists
even teh new zerker rework seems to give him a bit more to chew on for active players
once again
whats the issue?
the game is balanced around 0chal
and u can win 9chal with warrior
by ur logic we also need to buff warden
bcuz barren land exists
(and no u dont need to buff warden she is pretty good already)
At 0 chal, this game reaches 99% winrates if expert.
Yes, and adding those challenges don't affect 0chal. But it does make me happy knowing rogues and mages will suffer as well
then those changes are built out of spite rather than a genuine desire to improve the game

i dont think this is a good philosophy to have
Infact, removing FIMA does not affect zero chal
Challenges are for tryharders anyway. It doesn't improve gameplay experience
It makes you uncomfortable
It's more of a test of tryhard skills
spite spite spite
challenges are for ppl who u know
like
a challenge
these ppl exist
what is going on
Why doesnt everyone play tcpd then lol
less challenges to stack for less pain
u do know this makes no sense with what i said right
i said chals are for ppl who like difficulty
not that EVERYONE lieks difficulty
why doesnt everyone play tcpd, bbcuz not everyone likes high difficulty
and not everyone likes the same lvl of difficulty
plenty of ppl play tcpd bcuz they enjoy how hard it is
plenty of ppl dont, and just stick to shattered high chal
tcpd is the one with 52476505794385794385743985 challenges right
bcuz they like that level of difficulty
It has 3 more
and plenty of ppl dont even bother with chals, bcuz they dont enjoy that level of difficulty
sooo whats the issue
yeah it has a TON more challenges
and modifiers
okay its the one i read about a while ago
like lots achals
then i shall say i like shpd's challenges but would never play tcpd
and allchal tcpd is impossible pretty much
The issue is that just because of those reasons, i don't feel it's justified that warrior is gimped at higher chal.
Yes i know he's supposed to be tutorial class but that's just injustice ahaha
shpd's challenges are for harder play, tcpd is for lunatic difficulty
hell im pretty sure leavint the starting room in tcpd allchal is impossible
and the issue is why does he needd to not be gimped
warden gets fucked over by barren quite a bit
All of these were started from "kiting debate"
so does mage imo with forbidden runes
whats the issues with that being the case
not all classes are created equal and they dont need be created equal so long as they are balanced for whatever the dev has their focus on, which is 0chal
It feels unfair when every other class does better than him.
It's just my opinion that I dislike imbalance when there's a skill ceiling. Maybe it's moba gamer mindset
while chals areoptional things to increase difficulty in specific ways, so ofc certain classes will get gimped over them more than others
u coudl argue glad has an easier time with swarm int
since crush is a great AoE skill
I know this is shpd so there isn't a balance patch every now and then
sooo we need to buff every other class yes?
imo warrior is the easiest class for beginners and worst for pros
so they get more AoE abilities to ciompare to glad in swarm int
thtas the kinda logic u got rn imo
theres always gonna be a class that does worse than the others
The reason is simple. "Potion of healing" spamming
lol
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