terrible ideas

[grizzled flame]

Drinkimg a pot resets tbe counter

[azure garnet]

they are replaced with artifacts that roughly replicate the functionality of rings

[grizzled flame]

Ring of haste = boots of cheating

[shy mica]

ring of shadows

no way

[grizzled flame]

They instantly win u the gamr

[shy mica]

:O

[granite sundial]

Why ring of shadow removed in SHPD

[shy mica]

cloak

it got replaced by the free win artifact

[grizzled flame]

P much

[granite sundial]

Add ringofshadow back, but it's have debuff that make your vision reduced every 2 upgrade

[grizzled flame]

No

[azure garnet]

it still would be overpowered

[granite sundial]

That's how terrible ideas thread work

Dwarfen drone

Dwarfen drone zap lightning like DM-100 with 3-20 damage

Dwarfen drone spawn awake

When dwarfen drone see you, they will alert nearby dwarf

Dwarfen drone move 2x faster

[red oak]

more realistic patch

gnoll: because it is smart, it never fail to track the player
crab: inflicts a small amount of bleeding because of tongs
skeleton: split skuls block your sight, so when in its explosion sight, you are blinded
thief: after stealing, she reads a scroll of teleportation after 10 turns. that means she will gone
dm100: electric? you are paralyzed for some chance
necromancer: has a chance of summon hall demons
gnoll brute: has a chance to parry your melee attack(you only take damage)
dm200: when hit by a metal weapon, damage is reduced by 50%
dwarf warlock: "dark" bolt? also steal the light near the player
succubus: destroy armor, simple
evil eye: deathgaze completely disintergrates the hero(ankhs are useless)
scorpio: for each spike the hero stuck in, you take extra damage when moving
yog: you have 5 minutes in real life, when time is over, yog ascends and the world is over

[granite sundial]

So thief is she?

[red oak]

Idk

[ebon ingot]

How would Yog look like😳

[shy mica]

a shredded demon with 6 arms and an eye for a head

[ebon ingot]

He doesn't just summon fists

He summons whole arms

[grizzled flame]

Eye with a jojos level body

[ebon ingot]

Nice

[shy mica]

would look

[wintry tendon]

Scroll of teleportation rework: you can toggle the scroll to be able to teleport to any tile which has been explored, either via magic mapping or movement, after channeling without interrupting (blinds/stuns) for 3 turns

[grizzled flame]

Give me moderator status

[teal moss]

That's almost as bad as giving me mod

[wintry tendon]

Remove credits from all PD mods and make them seem like they were created by Watabou

[grizzled flame]

Well its terroble ideas so

Give me moderator role

[wintry tendon]

A lit torch now occupies a bag slot and can be thrown to ignite grasses

[dusk sky]

can't

[grizzled flame]

G i v e

[grizzled flame]

It burns scrolls in ur inventory every 3 turns u are holding it

[wintry tendon]

You have to equip a burning torch in your main hand

[grizzled flame]

No

It just burns

Catching on fire has a 50% chance to ignite bombs in ur inventory and make them instantly explode

[wintry tendon]

This kinda makes sense

[teal moss]

Heh heh. That's pretty funni

[wintry tendon]

Until you buy the magic holsters from shop that is

[dusk sky]

when warrior does a heroic leap all potions shatter and bombs explode

[teal moss]

lmao. Imagine he yells "YOLO" then leap directly at yog xD

[grizzled flame]

Huntress takes 25% less dmg from enemies bcuz they dont want to hit a woman very hard its rude

[dusk sky]

huntress takes 2x damage from everything for the exact same reason

you can jump in the cauldron and have a bath in strength potion

[azure garnet]

You can buy Scrolls of Upgrade and Potions of Strength from any merchant

[dusk sky]

lost backpack can be destroyed with explosions

[shy mica]

yapd called

[azure garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-just-fake-dwayne-johnson-seven-bucks-the-rock-thats-not-real-gif-20130199

[teal moss]

HAH. Nice troll

[azure garnet]

The scrolls are empty

And potions are plain water

[teal moss]

In other roguelikes those might have been useful heh

[azure garnet]

You still get scammed

[wintry tendon]

Challenge: All scrolls (except sou) are now identify scrolls

[tardy ingot]

buff warrior

[dusk sky]

he's already buff

[tardy ingot]

he's not enough buff

[grizzled flame]

Challenge: Time Dilation
Performimg an action consecutively slows down your speed for said action
Example: u move one tile in one turn. U move another in 1.25 turns. U move a third in 1.7. A fourth in 2.5 turns. Speed reduction scales quadratically
Doing any other action resets the speed reduction for the action that got interrupted.

[tardy ingot]

9challenge badge

[dusk sky]

10 challenge badge

[tardy ingot]

face challenge badge

[dusk sky]

moving between floors takes 6 turns, 3 spent on both the floor you came from and the floor you moved to

[tardy ingot]

scrolls of upgrade can burn

you cant store dew without full hp

[ebon ingot]

Scrolls of upgrade are prioritised when burning

[dusk sky]

fireblast only has a 50% chance to affect each tile in its aoe

if you get very unlucky it will never hit the tile you're aiming at

[ebon ingot]

Fireblast also affects the tile you are on for full damage

[dusk sky]

remove all buffs and debuffs

[dry canopy]

It's time to respect women twice as hard

[grizzled flame]

New final boss for huntress: the physical embodiment of the patriarchy's glass ceiling

[dusk sky]

cease

[grizzled flame]

Once she defeats him she ascends up the dungeon whildt levitating and claims that the opprrssed minorities can now prosper. Specially the most oppressed group of them all: gamers

[dusk sky]

neo no

[dry canopy]

Ah no the copy pasta meme

[grizzled flame]

Based huntress

[tardy ingot]

copypasta?

[dry canopy]

https://youtu.be/s-09gNDsPzQ

[tardy ingot]

mmmm ok

[gritty nova]

Hostile champions buff!!!!!!!

1/4 chance to spawn a champion, 1/12 to spawn a mutant
a mutant is a champion but with more buffs
blazing: enemy now deals 50% (from 25%) more damage, and has an aura of flame (similar to blazing fist) around it, burning everything it nears
projecting: enemy has increased vision range, gains mind vision of you if you are within 3 tiles of it
antimagic: completely immune to all negative effects as well as damage from wands, deals 25% more damage
giant: now has +2 attack range and can break terrain to reach you similar to dm300
blessed: 2x speed, has permanent mind vision of you
growing: gain stats every 2 turns instead of every 3 turns, and also increases speed by 1% every 3 turns

[sharp parcel]

Soyboy challenge: no strength pots and two un-upgraded rings of might (cursed)

Only potions of mastery can be used from strength pots

And you must play as warrior.

[grizzled flame]

Soy boy

[tardy ingot]

what is soy boy

[wintry tendon]

Make prisons enemies 20% more HP. Prison is too easy as it is

[ebon ingot]

Make cripple last until the guard dies

And give it a nice 20% dps reduction as well

[wintry tendon]

Make prison enemies always have a champion buff

[tardy ingot]

necromancers can give adrenaline even when their skeleton isnt at full healt

thiefs can steal bags, unique and upgraded items

skeletons ignore armor with their explosion

dms100 have a scorpio AI

guards apply slowness instead of cripple

[feral fractal]

If a thief steals a weapon they'll use it against you

[tardy ingot]

mobs use their items(warlocks drink/throw potions, crabs eat their own meat, etc.)

[grizzled flame]

ah yes

crab: "and for my next trick, ill waste the next 5 turns eating something, and have a good chance of catching on fire, becoming poisoned, or getting rooted in place afterwards"

the nerf we truly needed

[neon spindle]

Bats move at ×4 speed

[grizzled flame]

new cool game idea: add me into the game as a secret npc

I insta kill you if you try talking to me

[tardy ingot]

why would you kill players Neo

[grizzled flame]

its funny

[tardy ingot]

fair

[dry canopy]

Based

[granite sundial]

Hi

[grizzled flame]

https://tenor.com/view/anger-management-jack-nicholson-yes-duh-nods-gif-5222702

[verbal topaz]

Does this also work for yapd?

Yes I want to purely suicide

Fire elemental go boom

[shy mica]

the 5 bomb bundles in my backpack when i tilt my lantern

[dry canopy]

"My time has come"

[tall matrix]

It is a male with weak physical and mental fortitude

[shy mica]

you can now snort corpse dust/elemental embers

[tardy ingot]

ok thanks

[tardy ingot]

what is snort

[shy mica]

breathing violently

but with dust

it is often used with powder coke

[tardy ingot]

what is coke

[shy mica]

a drug

its like salt but illegal and also dangerous

and it doesnt taste like salt

[tardy ingot]

but corpose dust isnt a drug

[shy mica]

its dust

so

you technically can

[tardy ingot]

if youc ant use it like a drug it doesnt make it a drug

[shy mica]

why am i talking the snorting of dried corpses

[tardy ingot]

why not

[shy mica]

thats the point

corpse dust isnt a drug

you can just consume it be snorting

[tardy ingot]

i want to eat elemental embers

[teal moss]

Sounds like something viable you'd do in another roguelike to gain fire resistance or something lol

[tardy ingot]

🍽️

[tardy ingot]

in YAPD, you can eat firebloom herms to gain fire resistance

[teal moss]

You can literally eat any corpses raw in other roguelikes :D

[tardy ingot]

other herms give different types of resistances

[shy mica]

wyrmflower

what does wyrm meat do

[azure garnet]

I think it increases your health

[shy mica]

wyrmflower does

so yeah wyrmmeat should also

[tardy ingot]

gives more max hp than the wyrm herb itself, and also filld your hp like a potion of strength

[shy mica]

oh thats strong

[tardy ingot]

keep in mind that it takes 3 turns to eat

[shy mica]

yeah

[tardy ingot]

and needs a rare herb

[shy mica]

do you get healed after or b4 eating

i think before eating

[tardy ingot]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[shy mica]

you get the longer res buff before eating

so it should work for wormy meat

[wintry tendon]

Change english in PD to match Ye Ldzy's English

[teal moss]

Are you talking about English that looks like this? https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/butcherede.jpg

If so then urgh, gods no!. That's horrible!

[tardy ingot]

lmfao

[tardy ingot]

the sniper should have a gun instead of a bow

[teal moss]

I bet there's a mod out there which did that

[tardy ingot]

there are some mods with guns

like YAPD

[granite sundial]

Why

[wintry tendon]

🍽️

[granite sundial]

Why?

@granite sundial

Wait

How

[neon spindle]

[earnest moat]

Eating food now always make you stuffed

[maiden lily]

Ye Ldzy PD

[cinder lichen]

Magic is gone.
You breeze your way through sewers, some rat tried to bite you, but you stomped on it, they are tiny anyway.
5'th floor had some disgusting blob of filth, and you had to dig into it to find an exit key, ew
Prison is a bit more challenging, those guards pack quite a punch, but other than that you are pretty safe. Those lunatics carrying a bag of bones and trying to make a working skeleton out of them are just pitiful to watch...
On 10'th floor, you meet some kind of ninja, and he is actually dangerous with all those bombs he's throwing around, luckily shurikens can't even scratch your metal armor.
After you beat him, you descend into caves... Why are there so many gnolls dressed in armor or in shaman clothes? The person who did that to these poor doges must've been a real sadist.
After you're done freeing dogs from those rags, and making sure you won't get bit by those poisonous spiders, you get to floor 15.
On floor 15 you see that MASSIVE FREAKING BULLDOZER that's dead-set on killing you.
You try to run away, but it's faster. It just runs you over, and you are doomed to live the rest of your (very short) life as a pile of blood on a ground

Really, if magic doesn't exist, you can't levelup or upgrade equipment, so massive ass bulldozer robot just runs you over and u can do nothing

Red snake:
"Its ancestors were dragons, probably"
Can charge like an evil eye and then fire a fireblast at ya

[azure garnet]

Hold it!
If we could get pickaxe from blacksmith in caves, we could try to break the gate on level with bulldozer since he doesn't attack until you get close to pylons

[feral fractal]

So the game could still be possible

Now i want it to be a mod lol

[dry canopy]

Bare Fists should be fast weapons

[maiden lily]

Mage class

[tardy ingot]

lmfao

[maiden lily]

Wait

The huntress bow wouldn't even work since it's magical

And the rogue cloak

[cinder lichen]

he is magical troll, magic doesn't exists so is he

[tardy ingot]

could we use bombs to dig our way out

[verbal topaz]

hmmmm

but there would also be no dwarves to create dm300

[cinder lichen]

we assume magic just disappeared one day

gnolls are now doges in clothes

[verbal topaz]

buuut the blacksmith is not a thing cuz he is a troll

[cinder lichen]

dwarves are gone

but DM is pure tech

so he stays

[verbal topaz]

hmmmm

but where does he get the energy from

[azure garnet]

So the objective is breaking the gate by any means

[verbal topaz]

ye

wait a sec

BOMBS

[azure garnet]

Since DM doesn't attack unless provoked

We can spend any time there trying to do it

[cinder lichen]

if u break gates its smooth sailing forward

dwarves are gon

their golems can no longer teleport

[verbal topaz]

we cam just use bombs

[cinder lichen]

demon halls are a cakewalk

and then u pick up a pretty golden amulet, that's probably worth less than amount of gold in your pocket

[verbal topaz]

but there is no yendor amulet

exactlky

[dry canopy]

Hyenas

[dusk sky]

how about the opposite

everything other than magic is gone

science is no more

[cinder lichen]

u mean math is gone?

[dusk sky]

everything holds on faith

[cinder lichen]

universe immediately becomes the very weird place to live, laws of physics atre gone

speed of light is now random

everything devolve into absolute chaos of microparticles and mana

[dusk sky]

not random but determined by a strange unpredictable force

which can be consciously manipulated yet not explained

[verbal topaz]

a random int generator?

[dusk sky]

NOT random

[azure garnet]

Also

[verbal topaz]

hmm

[azure garnet]

All random generators are based on some kind of XOR math

[verbal topaz]

then its physics

[azure garnet]

So if math isn't real

[verbal topaz]

but like magical

[azure garnet]

Then random generators as we know them cannot be real too

[dusk sky]

you can rig any random generator by making a prayer or casting a magic spell or something

[verbal topaz]

i mean, just use a dice on the moon with a perfect polished cube made out of 100% of the same material

[dusk sky]

it is possible to detect patterns and write down laws of physics but they're unreliable

[verbal topaz]

actually no

cuz it would still be influenced by which side was the dice before you rolled it

this is getting interesting

how do pcs calculate smth random

[dusk sky]

they just do

[verbal topaz]

wow such a perfect explaination

[dusk sky]

you mean normally or in a world entirely composed of magic

[verbal topaz]

normally

[dusk sky]

they pick up entropy from unpredictable data like ambient temperature, cpu clock counter, a microphone, time

[verbal topaz]

wait seruiously?

[dusk sky]

all of it is mixed into an algorithm that's kind of like an array of unpredictable numbers

whenever a program needs a random number it pulls a number from the list

[verbal topaz]

that seems overlycomplicated

[dusk sky]

yeah it's just a lot of numbers mixed into one number

there isn't really a better way to do it

computers are predictable by definition, that's just how they work

so they just mix together numbers a human can't predict

random.org uses precise temperature numbers from sensors all over the earth

you could in theory predict what random number will be generated next

that's why computer rng is "pseudorandom" not "random"

but for that you need to have an incredible amount of information about the system at a very precise time so it's impossible to guess in practice

[cinder lichen]

this is a planned TCPD modifier

that allows you to see future RNG rolls

and second modifier that allows you to modify them

aka you can tell that "3'rd RNG roll from now on will return 0.4621"

[dusk sky]

"1981923729"
"ah so a +1 ring of furor and 2 misses against a gnoll"

[cinder lichen]

kida

but more like

0.3521
0.8219

Okay, my next hit will miss

[dusk sky]

doesn't the game make too many rng rolls for that to be useful

[cinder lichen]

during enemy turn - yes

[dusk sky]

all the pathfinding and spawning

[cinder lichen]

you will have the list go down by quite a lot

but during your turn, you have the power in yer hands

[tardy ingot]

this is a terrible discussion

[dusk sky]

yeah

[spiral thicket]

remove dreamweed to make pit rooms more annoying

[tardy ingot]

remove cleansing potions to make high chal and pit rooms more annoying

[shy mica]

add an :oiled: fist that covers you in brute petrol

[tardy ingot]

what would happen if we

🔥

[shy mica]

you know how i got buffed to have fire resistance

well :oiled: gets even stronger when on fire

[tardy ingot]

then what if

🧊

[shy mica]

it gets weaker

however since you are covered in oil you cant extinguish yourself without extensive measures

[earnest moat]

Bare fists now deal damage to the player and apply weakened debuff.

[shy mica]

depends

the slimes/wraiths wont do much damage

but imagine golems

or fire elementals

or elementals in general

[tardy ingot]

bring back the disarm mechanic of monks

if you don't have a a weapon equipped, monks will knock off your fists

[teal moss]

Brutal

[wintry tendon]

all enemies now have static hps that can be reduced one at a time, rats start at 3, gnolls at 5 etc. big weapons dont do extra damage anyone, everything is about speed

[gritty nova]

shuriken speed sniper

actually, unaugmented is probably better with enough shurikens

[tardy ingot]

and damage is better with lethal momentum

[sharp parcel]

If playing into darkness and you find a dark floor, becoming blinded reduces your range of vision to the tile you're standing in

[sharp parcel]

Based. Stamina potion is the Gatorade you need to outrun the bulldozer

[sharp parcel]

Cocaine

[sharp parcel]

Cruelty squad allows you to consume the corpses of people you've killed to get health

[tardy ingot]

demon halls floor + dark feeling + darkness challenge + blindness

[tardy ingot]

ok thanks

[teal moss]

That's like darker than the deepest pit of hell

[tardy ingot]

idea add caca cola to the game

[sharp parcel]

Give all caves an inert darkness feeling, and allow an extra modifier. Darkness feeling can compound with the inert darkness. It is a cave, after all , and there's no visible light sources

[sharp parcel]

All demon halls levels should have an inert chasm modifier. It's the innermost chambers of the dwarf king, and is crumbling after all

[tardy ingot]

like in yet another pixel dungeon

[sharp parcel]

It can stack with chasm modifier to either remove walls, or the walkways (it would give a hookshot that only lasts for the floor tho

[sharp parcel]

The OG level 21 was pretty cool from PD

Where it's a massive chasm with the start room, exit room, and the shop for the imp

[tardy ingot]

it is the start room -> shop room -> exit to the demon halls

yeah it was cool

[neon spindle]

Idea: Dwarf king is immortal after all
When his health is brought to 0 he gains 100000 shielding.

During this time his minions become much stronger, accurate and faster and Dk can roll a 100 damage. If you do not act fast Dk might find a way to revive himself

[teal moss]

What are you supposed to do exactly lol

[tardy ingot]

cry

drown him wth your tears till he dies fr

[grizzled flame]

U cast dispel magoc on him

Mag9c

[tardy ingot]

whats dispel

[grizzled flame]

Dnd spell

[tardy ingot]

👍thanks Neo

[spiral thicket]

golems now can rage like brutes do

and have more chance to spawn as projecting in challenges

[grizzled flame]

After dying, u can now play as luigi

[pastel pagoda]

warlocks can trickshot

[wintry tendon]

add a crystal ball which reveals the floor. All enemies will know your location and will aggro towards you for 50 turns each time it is used

[teal moss]

Sounds kinda like free infinite magic mapping for rogue

[wintry tendon]

They still follow you even if they cannot attack

[grizzled flame]

new enemy: banshee
very rare enemy that spawns from metro onwards.
he will always spawn immobile and sleeping
when woken up, he will spend a turn charging his ability, then unleash a horrifying scream foretelling of ur doom. If you have line of sight with the phantom when he does this, you permanently gain the doomed condition (make it so it doubles dmg BEFORE any DR effects or armor), and all enemies have mind vision of you that lasts forever. The phantom then fades away (dies)

[tardy ingot]

yapd

[teal moss]

You're telling me they can legit do that already in yapd??? Ouch

[pastel pagoda]

i only play spd so...

[teal moss]

Next you'll tell me they can shoot through grass

[pastel pagoda]

blind fire lol

[tardy ingot]

your character and enemies can trickshot by default

[tardy ingot]

levitating characters or flying enemies can see throught grass

[pastel pagoda]

golems teleport to you like succubus
instead of doing the reverse as of now

[tardy ingot]

which makes wraiths annoying if you lose them

[pastel pagoda]

evil eye just got more dangerous

he can be anywhere

sniping you

[tardy ingot]

evil eye is now a cave enemy, since it doesnt need to charge their deathgaze and are in the caves they deal less damage than in vanilla/shattered

[pastel pagoda]

deleter of grass/doors

[tardy ingot]

they dont disintegrate doors or grass

[pastel pagoda]

ohh

mb

[grizzled flame]

all enemies (and the hero) can auto trickshot in yapd

[grizzled flame]

flying enemies can since they can see u thru grass

[tardy ingot]

try it

its a cool mod

[grizzled flame]

mhm

super fun and good

[tardy ingot]

yea

[pastel pagoda]

ye well i haven't even git gud at spd yet

[grizzled flame]

u dont need to be good at spd for yapd

since they are wildly different

[pastel pagoda]

huh aight

[wintry tendon]

Homing Arrows (T3 huntress talent): Firing an arrow near an enemy will redirect to it if there are no walls or obstacles (grass does not count)
Tiers -
1: redirects within 3x3 square of enemies
2: redirects within 3x3 circle of enemies
3: redirects within 5x5 square of enemies, arrows fired directly onto an enemy cannot miss (even with any status effects or curses)

Allows for blind fire and hitting enemies that are farther away from corners and walls basically

[tardy ingot]

there is a similar sniper talent in RKA iirc

also replacing pointblank/seer shot with that isnt a bad idea

[teal moss]

Unironically not a bad idea? lol

[tardy ingot]

why would it be a bad idea

[teal moss]

#1016751363570548789

[wintry tendon]

1. Its made by me, yours truly
2. We in #1016751363570548789

[tardy ingot]

just because it was posted here and it was made by you

doesnt mean that its a bad idea

[wintry tendon]

Imagine a "Silent Shot" talent that does not wake enemies up/draw aggro if you are not visible to enemies

[tardy ingot]

would be funny

unlike seer shot and pointblank

and warden could use it too

[azure garnet]

Unfortunately it doesn't work with sniper specials

[wintry tendon]

could be implemenet even with damage penalty maybe

[azure garnet]

Becoming self-aware, huh?

[wintry tendon]

Loud Rush: Warrior moves 25%/40% faster but draws aggro from all enemies within 20 tiles.

[wintry tendon]

Well, this place is just perfect from my half-baked flawed ideas after all

Why think things through when you can just not

[tardy ingot]

option to kiss yog

[wintry tendon]

Eye of cthulhu

[tardy ingot]

👄

add this as the wall of flesh

[dusk sky]

NO NORMAL IDEAS IN TERRIBLE IDEAS THREAD

[wintry tendon]

is this normal enough to post in normal ideas thread then?

[dusk sky]

yes

[wintry tendon]

ight

[tardy ingot]

what if

Hrohlu and Ldzy combined their ideas

🧠💥

[wintry tendon]

what if, ldzy translated the game

[tardy ingot]

WARLOCK PIXEL DUNGON

[wintry tendon]

imagine changing numbers and making a """"mod""""

Buffed pixel dungeon

[tardy ingot]

Ldzy's english and Hrohlu's ideas

Terrible Pixel Dungeon

[wintry tendon]

for real though if i make any substantial change, i would buff iron stomach

[dusk sky]

and yapd update schedule

[wintry tendon]

make damage reduction when eating decay every turn instead of 100% for one turn

[granite sundial]

But

I'm still better than auto translate in shpd.

[tardy ingot]

n o

[teal moss]

Oh. You're Ye Ldzy. I see

[granite sundial]

"die to a scary trap"

[tardy ingot]

in spanish its scary too

[teal moss]

The word for "grim" and "scary" in spanish is the same?

[granite sundial]

But ingame it's "Jebakan maut" that means grim trap, but the trap name in bagdes is scary trap

[teal moss]

Someone should fix it

[granite sundial]

Is becoming translator free because i really hate it, the translate is bad

[teal moss]

It's um, all voluntary work, yes
...
(soz)

[azure garnet]

You should see Russian translation

[granite sundial]

It's really bad?

[dusk sky]

mostly not

[azure garnet]

Mostly the additions after 0.9.0

[sharp parcel]

The richoshot

[red oak]

Another 4th wall break idea: when you catch a fire, your phone's temperature gets hot just like as you run genshin impact on terrible performance phone and when you chilled your phone's temperature is cooled. Alright, EXPOSE BURN OUT! FAIL TO CONTROL BURNING STATUS? YOUR PHONE RIP, BECAUSE THIS IS NO GAME NO LIFE

[astral silo]

If you aren't wearing any armor you can have sex with enemies and npcs

[shy mica]

if you are wearing specific armors you can

[red oak]

New class: baseball pro pitcher

When throwing a missile weapon, you can choose the breaking ball what to throw.

Fastball: deal 20% more damage.
Curveball: calculate as enemies have -20% evasion.
Slider: when succeeded surprise attack, paralyze the enemy for X turns.
Changeup: push the enemy by 1 tiles.
Knuckleball: when the enemy is near a wall tile, your missile weapon attack always hits.
Cutter: rather than deal damage, instead cut the enemy's current health by half.(Does not work for mid or bosses)
Screwball: inflicts one random bad debuff(includes DOOM)

And more... what?

[granite sundial]

Bye

Oh hi

[shy mica]

i am have returned

[wintry tendon]

Intimidate (warrior talent): enemies have a chance to be inflicted with terrified for 1 turn when:

• you get within 1 tile of them for the first time
• you attack them
• they miss an attack on you
• you fully block their attack

[dusk sky]

make cursing trap swear when you step on it

[runic granite]

That's so cursed

[grizzled flame]

change for distortion trap: instead of doing literally nothing most of the time except be an easier summoning trap, stepping on one now permanently distorts (warps) your screen in teh shape of a spiral

the effect stacks with itself the more distortion traps u step on

gl tryna play

[dusk sky]

distortion trap permanently distorts your face

[tardy ingot]

i need it

[astral silo]

"You could always just go back to sleeping... With me "

[tardy ingot]

[maiden lily]

Wouldn't you melt away if you had sex with a fire element or Goo?

[dusk sky]

i'll make sure you melt away if you keep bringing that up

[maiden lily]

UwU

pls do

[tardy ingot]

bring back the stunning enchantment

[tardy ingot]

what

i have a ghost ping

[granite sundial]

It's

[maiden lily]

What

My idea :(

[granite sundial]

Ifritdiezel delete our chat

[maiden lily]

Ik

I think he deleted my idea because it was too good and didn't belong in #1016751363570548789

[tardy ingot]

what was you ridea

post it in #1017621268448673824

[maiden lily]

Um

Well

See.

Uhhh...

[granite sundial]

Dm

Use dm

To pixel dungeon

[maiden lily]

[tardy ingot]

[tardy ingot]

why

[maiden lily]

Idk why but it looks like DM300 is smoking

[tardy ingot]

idea: let our characters smoke with the fog potion

[granite sundial]

Make death mark kill the enemy because it's death

[maiden lily]

If the hero smokes too much, they die

Anti-smoking PSA

[tardy ingot]

wdym thats a good idea

😃

[maiden lily]

If any developers want to use my idea, go right ahead 👍

[granite sundial]

Spawn a grim reaper that invulnerable and attack enemy with the same weapon you use for 2 turns, then it's gone

Grim reaper attack ignore enemy armor, and make enemy vulnerable and disable enemy magic for 10 turns

[cinder lichen]

There should be some class that have access to special items of all other classes.
Maybe some kind of non-human creature, that is not hostile to the player in normal gameplay, but still lives in a dungeon.

Also give it access to all talents, cuz why not?

[earnest moat]

When killing a crab, have a 1/1000 chance of finding a +3 haste ring, +3 plate and +4 ring of evasion

[neon spindle]

That ain't terrible

[granite sundial]

Ideas from Not dwarf king:

The Cloak should have a low chance of spawning the dungeon, most likely cursed.

Since this artifact is cursed, it will alert enemies to your locations instead of invisibility. Also it seems to be able to give invisibility to enemies instead!

[granite sundial]

Most sane flat earthers caught on camera 😱

[grizzled flame]

idea: transmutable uniques

so warriro can transmute his worthless bloody seal into something good like bow or cloak

[granite sundial]

Rogue can

But don't

[gritty nova]

glad with huntress bow

[sharp parcel]

But the easy upgrading and rune transfer 😭😭p

[granite sundial]

But

Ranged gladiator is

Good

[wintry tendon]

Add the one shot kill scroll again

[granite sundial]

No

[granite sundial]

Warden can imbue bow with seeds she have
Just like dart

[teal moss]

Not a terrible idea

[granite sundial]

Ok

So i put it on #1017621268448673824

?

[teal moss]

Oh what I was just commenting bro

[granite sundial]

Wdym @teal moss

[teal moss]

Nothing

Hmmm... maybe like, firebloom seeds would turn her bow into a flame shotgun with 10 shots or something

[azure garnet]

that's actually the idea for nerf gun I had

inspired by certain banned fork

[sharp parcel]

Jumpscare talent for rogue:

Decloaking in front of an enemy gives them 2 turns of fear/paralysis (50/50 chance) and 5 turns of vertigo

The effect has no cooldown

[tall matrix]

What the second point does?

[shy mica]

what fork

[dusk sky]

8 pronged

[shy mica]

by god

[verbal topaz]

Finally we have gladiator but good

[azure garnet]

Bunch of them, but they all share the same feature and made by same person

[pearl girder]

Ring of Arcana gives even more phrases to the annoying weapon curse, resulting in personalized and subtle bad advice the player may fall for in different situations.
E.g. "Oh!, a piranha vault room. I hope you saved a levitation potion, I don't like piranhas!"

[tardy ingot]

sounds funny

i like it

[maiden lily]

That's a good idea, not a bad one

Get it out of here

[wintry tendon]

Can you name one pls. I'm curious what their mods are like

[azure garnet]

Lovecraft

[spiral thicket]

remove Assasin to not make us waste more time in picking Freerunner instead
-The Freerunner gang

[gritty nova]

remove rogue because who really mains rogue

[teal moss]

Quality crappost suggestion. "Remove assassin" chuckle

[spiral thicket]

yeah

true

just remove all classes except Huntress already

[gritty nova]

everyone just plays sniper/mage and tehn warrior for fun

[spiral thicket]

and remove warden too

Sniper gang

[runic granite]

Remove rogue

Waste of space that could be used for huntress

[tardy ingot]

#1017621268448673824

[teal moss]

Did you just minimod an actual mod? O.o
Damn. What a gigachad. Based

[wintry tendon]

Add warrior's fully fixed seal

No more broken one

Transfers 2 upgrades and can be attached to a weapon

[tardy ingot]

finally

warrior gets faith instead of armor

[wintry tendon]

Fima is the singular challenge at the moment which makes him useless in high challenges

[granite sundial]

Wthhrohlu

[wintry tendon]

Removes his one gimmick

[verbal topaz]

As you can see, this man has truly understood what terrible ideas meam

Mean

[granite sundial]

Shut the hell up assassin only do 2 hit to dm-300

[granite sundial]

Me

[teal moss]

You're lying

[granite sundial]

My first win is assassin

80% my game played is assassin

And rogue

[granite sundial]

Removes freerunner, add trapper subclass like moonshine instead

[teal moss]

sniff sniff
It smells like bull honkey in here. Must be the work of someone who's fond of lying

(I'll stop crapposting now xd)

[dusk sky]

there's no way you played assassin more than once and aren't dead of boredom

[granite sundial]

Look, my best run is rogue assassin

[granite sundial]

I'm bad at using wand of corrosion

[wintry tendon]

Add durability to wands because fuck wandrunner

In fact, rogues should get a passive -50% wand damage penalty just for being rogues

[teal moss]

Holy based and redpilled

[granite sundial]

If evil eye is paralyzed when building a deathgaze energy, they will make a very high damage when deathgaze, but the eyes will damaged for half hp

[shy mica]

you can fill empty bottles with water/blood water/lava to move water tiles

additionally

throwing potions inflicts bleed

[cinder lichen]

Drinking too many potions at once causes your bladder to explode

[granite sundial]

Just

Pee

At enemies

[verbal topaz]

what do you play then warrior?

[granite sundial]

Pee runner: will do nothing to hero or other mob, but will pee when they running

[shy mica]

the binding of isaac

[verbal topaz]

@tardy ingot do you agree that you bind things?

[gritty nova]

yeah, I play magic missile warrior

I refresh all my runs that I don't get a magic missile within first 5 floors

[verbal topaz]

(i cant understand if its sarcastic or not

[teal moss]

Poe's law moment
(Nah seriously tho, pretty sure it's sarcastic)

[spiral thicket]

oh you mean full Melee huntress?

the one without barskins buff?

yeah i tend to play him and try berserker

[tardy ingot]

the binding of warlock

[teal moss]

Rename well of health to well of wellness

[tardy ingot]

#1017621268448673824

[sharp parcel]

It's a t4 talent that when maxxed just causes enemies to suffer a heart attack and die on the spot

[spiral thicket]

crazy thieves should steal the amulet of yendor when you are ascending

[strong quartz]

Rot Lashers inflicting Paralysis instead of Cripple

[tardy ingot]

senior monks inflicting paralysis

[strong quartz]

Loser's Momentum: T1: Any non-lethal attack has a 66% chance to skip your next turn. T2: 100% chance to skip.

[spiral thicket]

remove crabs because they are op plz nerf

[wintry tendon]

Battlemage can imbue his staff onto another weapon cos why not

[tardy ingot]

finally food battlemage!@1!?!1!

good*

[spiral thicket]

battlemage with glaive

[teal moss]

Holy crap. Projecting staff + sword
Lightsaber

[tardy ingot]

projecting whip of disintegration with a dumped RoArcana

[teal moss]

Thunder staff + war hammer
Freaking Mjolnir

[strong quartz]

Lightning Staff + Greataxe = Stormbreaker

[maiden lily]

Remove rat king from the game

[strong quartz]

No, that's the one thing we can't remove

Our lord must remain.

[maiden lily]

I think I've suggested the worst idea ever

[spiral thicket]

Yes

Too worst and horrible even fir this thread

[red oak]

Suggestion: When you equipped high level's ring of wealth, chance of spawning rat king from distortion trap is increased.

[grizzled flame]

This is a good idea tho wtf

[cinder lichen]

Make Warden take psychological damage whenever she sees plant trampled

like, she is the one with nature

so seeing plants getting hurt makes her feel pain

[tardy ingot]

#🐹yet-another

[maiden lily]

Rat king isn't in that version?

[grizzled flame]

Lol

[grizzled flame]

No sadly

[maiden lily]

Who

I have to have a word with the creator

[neon spindle]

[maiden lily]

How dare they not include our lord and savior

[cinder lichen]

Or at least, make the game show you "plants trampled" amount after playing as a Warden, with "You monster!" message

[neon spindle]

Blacksmith makes you mine 100 gold ore to be able to reforge your weapon/armor/ring/wand

[tardy ingot]

no more reforge for thrown weapons?

🤢

[neon spindle]

Yea cause he's became evil

[spiral thicket]

make rippers also inflict crippled on you

why inot

make monks too

[cinder lichen]

Make all attacks have a chance to cripple you.

Oh, and cripple permanent until u use healing potion and sleep for 600 turns

[spiral thicket]

noice

also

new chamption

smol

it gives the enemy a +600% of evasion

like nearly a snake

i hope you learned from the sewers tutorial

[gritty nova]

New challenge: Deadly Abyss

some sort of.. otherworldly chaos has infiltrated these dungeons...

-3/4/5/6/7 more enemies naturally spawn per dungeon
-Each region has been altered

Sewers:
-Fetid Rat, Trickster Gnoll, and Great Crab all spawn on their respective floors as Champions
-The Ghost will grant its reward after defeating Goo
-5 Caustic Slimes are placed randomly throughout floor 5
-Goo wakes up immediately after entering floor 5

Prison:
-Upon entering a new floor, an alarm trap will be triggered
-Shockers, Smoke Bombs, and Fire will randomly spawn throughout the Prisons
-There is no delay between Tengu's phase 1 and 2
-An enemy will spawn every 2 times Tengu teleports

Caves:
-Default vision is 3 tiles, increased to 4 with a torch (1 tile -> 3 tiles if Into Darkness is enabled)
-Enemies move at 2x speed when not in your vision
-DM300 has 100 more health and 1 extra pylon must be destroyed
-Rocks will automatically fall from the ceiling every 4 turns (including when DM300 is supercharged), and will deal significant damage to the player

City:
-Dwarven Ghouls now move in triplets instead of pairs
-Elementals use their abilities twice as often and do not take any turns to use it
-Every 4th enemy spawned by the Dwarf King will be a Champion
-Dwarf King will have double HP in its final phase (100 HP normally, 200 HP with badder bosses)

Demon Halls:
-Demon Spawners have triple HP, and spawn ripper demons twice as fast
-Ripper demons have permanent mind vision on you
-Fists spawn in sets of twos (sets of threes in Badder Bosses, at 666HP and 333HP, which makes the final phase start at 333HP), and will recover after 5 turns at 25% HP if not all fists are defeated at once
-In floor 26, three deathgaze beams will attack the player each turn (with an indicator similar to Yog's fight), ankhs will not function on this floor

this challenge is a terrible idea because then people will start attempting 10chal which would be incredibly funny but also agonizing

[strong quartz]

Honestly though the only ones that sound like they'd be god-awful are both the first and last Caves changes

[gritty nova]

first caves challenge is actually not too bad unless you're huntress

last caves challenge is incredibly dumb but i love it

if i had to change it and make it actually good, then i'd make it so it doesnt trigger when dm300 is supercharged

but i really like the idea that paralysis from falling rocks is 3 turns, and if you get hit by one in this challenge, you have only 1 turn to react to the next set of rocks

[strong quartz]

Won't it just get nullified most of the time though?

[gritty nova]

wym?

[strong quartz]

You're going to be constantly hit

[gritty nova]

oh right

if you take damage from dm300 then the paralysis is shortened

hmm

I still think its fine though

putting it below 4 turns would allow for the possibility of getting hit by 2 rock falls which is some incredible levels of dumbness I am not willing to include into my ideas

or an infinite amount of rock falls if you are in a safe zone...

[strong quartz]

I have my own idea

But I can't think of a good name for it

[gritty nova]

whats the idea?

[strong quartz]

Basically it increases the floor count from 25F to 50F

[dusk sky]

finally an actually terrible idea

[gritty nova]

LOL

[strong quartz]

5 more chapters, only one SoU for chapters 6-10

No shops

New ridiculous enemies

[gritty nova]

abyss from rka:

[maiden lily]

Isn't the abyss endless in rka?

[strong quartz]

It's not even really the Abyss

[gritty nova]

Dungeons+

[gritty nova]

it is

but I'm talking about the enemies here lul

[strong quartz]

That's essentially an infinite chapter

[gritty nova]

imagine the abyss enemies into regular shattered pd

dragons would be incredibly funny

[strong quartz]

I'm not a completely cruel man, regular dragons will be a thing, but not to the insanity that are Abyssal Dragons

[dusk sky]

unless you're actually adding new chapters adding more floors turns the progression into tiring slog

[gritty nova]

new chapters would be really cool

but this is the terrible ideas thread so why not make each region 9 floors and a boss now instead of 4 and a boss

[strong quartz]

Because that would round to 75F

[gritty nova]

sous spawn in 1-3, 4-6, 7-9 of each region

strength potions spawn randomly in the floors

[strong quartz]

And that's not a common MD floor count

[gritty nova]

enemies give reduced exp

[strong quartz]

But what I said earlier about me not being cruel, well, that's partially true

Because I am sometimes evil

[gritty nova]

oh hey

imagine ascension with 50 floors

ehehe

[strong quartz]

There's a little enemy in Shiren called a Horrabbit, the level 3 version of Fearabbit.

[gritty nova]

having to go through 9 floors of god damn prisons lol

[gritty nova]

a demonic rabbit I'm guessing?

[strong quartz]

What they do is they attract you and up to two other enemies to them, sounds fine, right?

[gritty nova]

ye

[strong quartz]

How about it when their attraction range AFFECTS THE ENTIRE FLOOR.

[gritty nova]

so you have to focus the rabbit?

orr

[strong quartz]

You see, they bring you and two other random enemies, no matter where you or they are, right next to them.

[gritty nova]

oh.

[strong quartz]

On any turn as long as they're not in melee range.

You can see why this is one of the most hated enemies in the franchise, can't you?

[gritty nova]

yeeep

can't lethal momentum kill everything pretty easily though

[strong quartz]

And the Level 4 version? Don't get me started on them, they're even worse!

[gritty nova]

or is it not as simple as it sounds

[strong quartz]

Unless it can kill everything in one hit, then no.

[gritty nova]

ic

[strong quartz]

Now imagine that except in PD where CC options aren't common in the slightest

[sharp parcel]

pasty bomb that detonates after being on a "wet" tile for long enough

[dry canopy]

Add a monk class. Only good with fist weapons or bare hands, other weapons are usable but have high malus to hit. Rings of force make them gods, unlocking a combo system not unlike gladiator. Also, the cannot wear anything heavier than mail or they get a 2x movement penalty

[neon spindle]

What about being able to be focused?

[verbal topaz]

Too late

I already made this mod

[neon spindle]

Nice

[verbal topaz]

But like goo is also replaced by a giant snake

[neon spindle]

[dry canopy]

Perhaps. I can later add abilities... but then, that's just a new class. Not a terrible idea

[cinder lichen]

go post this in #🏆too-cruel

[cinder lichen]

TCPD have solved this issue by having like 80+ challenges

and beating 80chal is 100% impossible

mathematically

some challenges combo will 100% kill you without any RNG

[red oak]

That's why I reduced the max challenge list to 15 from 20 for TPD: reloaded

20 is too broken

[cinder lichen]

in TCPD I always emphasize that the goal is not to beat allchalls

but rather picking a combo that makes game interesting for ya

but most ppl go straight to T3, get rekt and then think mod is bad cuz too dumb hard

[red oak]

Inbachi cries

[cinder lichen]

?

[red oak]

Ah, was meant impossible, Inbachi is the boss which is nearly impossible boss from dodonpachi saidaioujou(STG game)

[wintry tendon]

Badge: "Dumbass" step on a trap after it is revealed by talisman of foresight

Challenge: "shared faith"
Enemies gain the amount of Armor, block and evasion that you have

[granite sundial]

Assassin

Ez

Or mage

And peerunner

[wintry tendon]

Bow can now be leveled with sou

[ebon ingot]

Imagine having a +21 grim bow

[shy mica]

but with curse infusion

hot

[tardy ingot]

add more spiders

[shy mica]

cute spiders

[tardy ingot]

no

spooky speediers

[shy mica]

oh so the hot ones

got it

[gritty nova]

new champion

Moves at 2/3x speed, cannot be killed, but still gives you xp when its hp is reduced to 0

[spiral thicket]

New challegene
Mutating magic

Pretty kuch increases the spawn rate of variant mobs like Acidic scorpions, senior monks, spectral necromancers, etc. By alot

Have fun with constant projecting Armored brutes on your 10 chal runs!

[red oak]

Already exist in TCPD

[teal moss]

Delete it then

||And then re-implement it 😀 ||

[cinder lichen]

In TCPD we have Projecting Citadel brutes

75% damage reduction

makes other mobs in its FOV invulnerable

[spiral thicket]

TCPD?

[cinder lichen]

and it's a fkin projecting brute

#🏆too-cruel

[spiral thicket]

ooh i see

[sharp parcel]

moves at half speed, breaks down doors, and is unkillable

[gritty nova]

that looks not that bad

2/3x speed would be funny in the rare case of a crab or bat

[maiden lily]

Annoying curse weapons should quote dead memes

[feral fractal]

"THERES AN ENEMY AMONG US"

[maiden lily]

"WHO TOUCHA MY SPAGHET"

[tardy ingot]

when you are fighting a skeleton:

"IS THAT SANS UDNERTALE !?11??"

[neon spindle]

Friendly curse should say like

"CHILL, NO FIGHTING ALLOWED!!"

[feral fractal]

this gives me a bad idea

stackable curses

friendly + annoying

[granite sundial]

Throwing blob of goo to the water where goo sleep will make a caustic slime

[wintry tendon]

Goo moves 25% slower normally and 2x speed on water

[gritty nova]

rat king room pog

[granite sundial]

Ripper demon drop mystery meat

[tardy ingot]

kiting time

🪁

[wintry tendon]

Scared monsters challenge: enemies move 1.5x speed but they get inflicted with terrified for 1 turn each time they are damaged, with a 3 turn cooldown (to prevent huntress spam)

[shy mica]

i have returned

you cannot stop me

also how is this thread the most active wth

[wintry tendon]

Because people can freely express their stupidness without the fear of backlash

And also because shitposting

[shy mica]

i think its just the shitposting

[wintry tendon]

And also actual ideas feel too "serious" and making a thread for big ideas really limits discussion out of said big idea

So there's that too

[shy mica]

this is basically the second coming of #PD matchmaking but less horny and more funny

[wintry tendon]

more funny

Debatable lmao

[ebon ingot]

Pitfall traps work in boss rooms.

[red oak]

Probably terrible: cast a cursing trap on yog promotes it to cursed yog, as a hidden boss.

Also a badge is granted when you kill cursed yog.

[shy mica]

every time you die to yog he gets stronger for that run

maxes out at +4 yog

who spawns 4 spawners every time he summons fists

[dusk sky]

absolutely not

[astral silo]

You're just saying that because you'll just corrosion it

[dusk sky]

yog restores demon spawners on previous floors just like DM-300 enables pylons

[wintry tendon]

Terrible badge idea: activate all traps which you have discovered in a single run and win

(trap rooms can be avoided)

Or just use disarming trap lel

[red oak]

New terrible gimmick, will introduce soon with 4 moods buffs(?). Here goes TPD version's dance dance-like challenge. Just hold on lol.

[wintry tendon]

Combine every pd mod into one

[teal moss]

Pretty sure that's not even possible due to conflicts xd

[red oak]

add sprouted+TCPD=?

[teal moss]

Now that's more reasonable tho

[cinder lichen]

How will they work?

[red oak]

It's fxxking complex.
You have 4 moods, which are powerful, cool, pure, and happy
Powerful is 0, cool is 1, pure is 2, and happy is 3.

Whenever you perform an action(there are many!), the counter increases or decreases.
For example, attacking once increases the counter by 1, Taking damage reduces the counter by 1. there are many actions that controls the counter such as reading a spellcard... firing a danmaku... throwing a tailsman... etc.
When counter becomes 4, 5, or 6, they become 0/1/2.
For negative numbers, When counter becomes -1, -2, or -3, they become 3/2/1.

when an enemy take melee damage, tha enemy also gain a random mood buff.

For between same moods chars, player cannot deal any damage for that enemy.

if your counter is 0, you also deal half damage to empty tile enemies, also if you hit an enemy with melee attack at full HP enemy, the enemy gain double rainbow, and cannot surprise attack, and active cards cannot be used.

if your counter is 1, you also deal half damage to water tile enemies, also if you hit an enemy with melee attack at non-full HP enemy, the enemy gain doublespeed, and your danmakus deal 0 damage, and your armor's DRmax treats as same DRmin.

if your counter is 2, you also deal half damage to grass tile enemies, also if you hit an enemy with melee attack at over than half HP enemy, the enemy gain hisou, and tailsmans do nothing, and your potion of healing does nothing with 1/2 chance.

if your counter is 3, you also deal zero damage to door tile enemies, also if you hit an enemy with melee attack at less than half HP enemy, you gain remilia's fate debuff, and you cannot drink a potion or reading a spellcard, and you movement speed is half.

This is the draft idea. more things will be added to this challenge to make this challenge more complex.

[cinder lichen]

Ah, okay, got it

Interesting concept

[wintry tendon]

Challenge: no weaknesses. If you deal less than 1 damage to an enemy, you die

Challenge: dead enemies summon a skeleton when they die after you pass tengu (skeletons don't count)

[teal moss]

Sounds more like a nuisance than a challenge smh
Terrible idea! >:(

[wintry tendon]

Ok, what if those skeletons don't explode when they die and deal 20% less damage

Also warrior with lethal momentum does short work with them

[unique holly]

Rework: make mage teleporting class armor turn you into a white entity with yellow glowing eyes

and make teleport ability cost 1% charge

those who have played the binding of isaac will understand

[shy mica]

we do not want delirium to be added

10k hp

tps everywhere

and also the unavoidable foot attack

[unique holly]

another terrible idea:

when you get revived by unblessed ankh you turn into lich from YAPD

for those who didnt play:

lich has magic power up

(which is basically stronger wands because shattered doesnt have a magic system like YAPD)

is immune to most physical debuffs

but when you turn into lich

you get -2 strength

[shy mica]

did we play the same YAPD

[grizzled flame]

lich isnt from yapd

[grizzled flame]

yapd doesnt have a magic system

[unique holly]

wait nvm

wrong mod

[grizzled flame]

u are thinking bout remixed

[unique holly]

i meant remixed pd

yeah

[grizzled flame]

bad mod

[unique holly]

i mean

after playing sprouted

they all seem like masterpieces tbh

[grizzled flame]

sprouted is ten times bettter than remixed lol

[unique holly]

i lost way too many 10 hour saves to save corruption to agree

[grizzled flame]

that is just a bug

remixed may have less bugs but way more shitty design

[unique holly]

i mean tbh

a pd mod that intends infinite farming is not good design

[grizzled flame]

and yet somehow is still better designed than remixed

[unique holly]

and also softlocks you at the final boss because he regens about 100 hp per tick

[grizzled flame]

wut the final boss isnt hard

[unique holly]

i just cant beat his regen

no matter how hard i try

on my best run i used a +426 tier 6 huntress melee

[grizzled flame]

honestly no idea what y are doing wrong

it isnt hard to kill zot

dolya is harder than zot

[unique holly]

i can bring him down to second phase somewhat consistently

but then im stuck

and yeah in terms of remixed pd

i dont really see what is so bad with the design (aside from spider caves level and gnoll character)

[grizzled flame]

Everything

Mfw curse scroll

Mfw upgrading consumables

Mfw the theater for gold

It perpetuates vanilla's design issues lol

[unique holly]

i mean lets be honest

vanilla is one big design issue

[grizzled flame]

Yeah so is remixed

Lol

[unique holly]

but yeah i played yapd too

i didnt rlly like it but im not gonna dump on it

it seems well designed

[shy mica]

yapd

i cant really like

judge it

because i dont have enough experience

but scholar is fun

[unique holly]

or well

[shy mica]

brigand dagger isalso fun

but the bosses

[unique holly]

there is 1 thing that brought me out of yapd

this mofo

[shy mica]

have you heard of

wands

[unique holly]

yeah but they can only go to +3

just dont do enough damage

[shy mica]

wh

only

ok i admit i play scholar only

but like

a good firebrand

and boom

[unique holly]

wand of firebrand and wand of acid spray both failed

[shy mica]

hell even acid spray

[unique holly]

at +3

[shy mica]

what class were you playing

if its brigand

[unique holly]

warrior equivalent if i remember correctly

(i forgot all the fancy class names)

[shy mica]

ok so i get why you hate them

because torment

its agony

[unique holly]

but yeah

we still gotta appreciate remixed pd for one thing

they had multiple random part yog before shattered made it cool

i mean yeah the design on some of them is questionable

but there were some good ones

[granite sundial]

Nah

The community is bad

Someone just said other pd is copy and remixed is Only real one

[grizzled flame]

pffft tell me uve never played yapd without telling me uve never played yapd

wands at +3 are preeetty strong

[unique holly]

i did play it

for about 20 minutes but still

[shy mica]

br

uh

if you want wand usage

play scholar

aka mage

warrior is imo worse than mage

[azure garnet]

can I introduce you to 1/4staff and rings of mysticism?

[shy mica]

and rings of

whats it called

th one that boosts magic power instead of attunement

[unique holly]

oh i didnt even know about that ring

just didnt find that specific ring ever

[grizzled flame]

probably ease

[grizzled flame]

and scholar

[grizzled flame]

thats mysticism

[shy mica]

wh

i swear thers a ring that boosts magic power

[grizzled flame]

yes

that ring is mysticism

[shy mica]

so whats the one that boosts attunement

the one that resists mind effects

[grizzled flame]

oh nvm my bad

mysticism is the attunement one

the magic power one is willpower

mb mb

[shy mica]

aaah

dwdw

[cinder lichen]

in tcpd there is a challenge that spawn Mirror Wraths when u kill enemies

Mirror wrath have 1 hp, no evasion, but any damage they take is also dealt to you

They perish automatically after 10 turns

higher challenge tier give them more HP and make them last longer, and take more damage

[granite sundial]

Tengu clan member (rare enemy in prison floor 9)

They throw shuriken at you, when hp they have reached half hp bar they will teleport and invisible for 50 turns

Damage
3-15
Throwable damage 2-10

They can throw a small smoke bomb at you that will do 5-20 damage

If they at low hp, they will run away from you with x2 walkspeed for 10 turns, but cannot use throwable

[spiral thicket]

remove the mage staff and make mage equip wands when he is battle mage

-Vanilla gang

[azure garnet]

that's what actually happened in summoning pd

[teal moss]

How horrible! Why did you do that???
(^ joke btw cos I can't be too careful)

[pearl girder]

Someone suggest some losing xp mechanic

[shy mica]

dying makes you lose xp

[stone marsh]

succubus kiss drains a level

hit from a prison guard drains a level

dwarven warlocks drain levels instead of degrading

[spiral thicket]

oh noice
I have to try summoning PD someday. sadly my gaming time has be reduced alot latelly, stupid university and responsibilities

[maiden lily]

Bruh

[tardy ingot]

seems like the purged the chat due to my traps idea !!

how sad

[ebon ingot]

Oof

[maiden lily]

We had a very formal and intellectual conversation

[ebon ingot]

Indeed

[grizzled flame]

uwu?

[tardy ingot]

Neo dont !!

🔫

[dusk sky]

(if you are reading this you are most likely on your last warning and will be banned for a while the next time you try to bring up an inappropriate topic)

[tardy ingot]

ok enough with these jokes 👍

[maiden lily]

:(

Ok

[ebon ingot]

😨

[grizzled flame]

wait who

wut happeend

[tardy ingot]

someone made another inappropriate shitpost idea !!

[dusk sky]

for like the 5th time

[grizzled flame]

bryg

[maiden lily]

Yeah that pretty much sums it up lol

[grizzled flame]

i only made one, so i find it funny that ppl keep making em

altho tbf i was the one who made the first and im proud of that

[maiden lily]

So what you're saying is

[tardy ingot]

proud of that

[maiden lily]

This is all your fault

[tardy ingot]

[grizzled flame]

in a way, yes

very funny

[ebon ingot]

Hilarious

[grizzled flame]

(no its not my fault since i didnt make any of yall that suggested inappropriate idas do so

i just made a very dumb one regarding the saxophone word as a one off

thats it

lol

[dusk sky]

everyone
"terrible" doesn't mean "profane"

[grizzled flame]

ahh

[teal moss]

My first and also last warning I see 😦

[verbal topaz]

owo

[tardy ingot]

idea: add as a rare variant for crabs

[spiral thicket]

it has 2 move speed, heals on attacks like bats and explodes on death like skeletons

[tardy ingot]

takes 0.25 turns to walk 1 tile, regens hp when attacking(even if its attacks did 0 dmg), has a ton of defense and will make an explosion that ignores armor when it dies

[wintry tendon]

Remove huntress bow from game. She can now throw any weapon as a thrown weapon which deals 2x damage

[strong quartz]

The ability to throw equips at enemies, destroying them while dealing damage equal to their stats plus the Hero's current level.

[maiden lily]

When reading a scroll, there's a 50% chance of getting a paper cut, dealing 100 damage to the reader

[sharp parcel]

*100 damage in bleed

[red oak]

Final commit for TPD's new challenge announced yesterday
I couldn't make it more complex because some of them seems like unable to play it because of confusion irl. Current is fine I think.

challenges.kokoro_mind_control=Kokoro's mind control
challenges.kokoro_mind_control_desc=Gensokyo dream! girls danmaku party!\n\n-

You have 4 moods, which are powerful, cool, pure, and happy. Whenever you perform an certain action, the counter increases by 1. It is powerful->cool->pure->happy->powerful. Also enemies gain a random mood. For between same mood characters, player cannot deal any damage for that enemy. Also there are some extra penalties among the moods, so check the mood buff if you don't know else you will be collapsed! To change the mood, there are many methods, wait 1 turn on door tiles, kill an enemy via you, equip an item, pick up golds, dismantle an item, cast a spellcard, pick up a key, drink a potion, fall to chasm, and step on a plant. However waiting on door tiles will inflict 40 turns of anti-heal debuff, so beware and try to change the mood with another method as you can.

actors.buffs.powerful.name=Powerful
actors.buffs.powerful.desc=You deal half damage to empty tile enemies, also if you hit an enemy with melee attack at less than half HP enemy, the enemy gain might, and you cannot do surprise attack, and you cannot gather power and values.

actors.buffs.cool.name=Cool
actors.buffs.cool.desc=You deal half damage to water tile enemies, also if you hit an enemy with melee attack at less than half HP enemy, the enemy gain hisou, and your danmaku deals 0 damage.

actors.buffs.pure.name=Pure
actors.buffs.pure.desc=You deal half damage to grass tile enemies, also if you hit an enemy with melee attack at less than half HP enemy, the enemy gain doublespeed, and tailsman does nothing.

actors.buffs.happy.name=Happy
actors.buffs.happy.desc=You deal zero damage to door tile enemies, also if you hit an enemy with melee attack at less than half HP enemy, the enemy gain double rainbow, and your movement speed is half, and whenever you zap a hakkero, you gain 10 turns of one damage debuff.

[maiden lily]

When going through a door, there's a 0.1% chance of stubbing your toe, instantly killing you, even if you have an ankh

[maiden lily]

Jeez, that wall of text