#looking-to-play
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Sure
Uhhh... What
@static zephyr sure
U can unscrew a lightbulb
@static zephyr n I c e
Thank you
@jovial wave iM TRYING TO SLEEP 
but its okay
@jovial wave sorry and im curently giving someone therapy
@jovial wave me too
gn.
@jovial wave oh good night
Does anyone wanna hear a joke
Yeah

what
What
The more you play with them the harder they get
nice
What's the difference between your wife and your job
They both sont give you enough money
No after five years your job will still suck
πππ
Yes
How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex
how
How
You call her and tell her about it
Whatβs six inches long slightly pink and makes your girlfriend scream when you put it in her mouth
What
Her miscarriaged fetus
What
You play with em both
They were both originally made for kids but daddies end up playing with them
hi
LoL
Lol
True doe
How do you embarrass and archeologist
How
You give them a tampon and ask what period it came from
Why donβt Jews shower
Why
They ainβt falling for that one twice
π
That's...uhh...dark.
yo
but still funny
Thank you
Whats the difference between a hooker and a drug deeler
What?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again
What
They r both thinking "oh shit my moms gonna kill me"
Ahahahah
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What's the last thing a tickle me Elmo gets before leaving the factory
What
Two test-tickles
What's the similarities between cabbage and anal
What
Idk what?
What
Chances are if you were forced to have it as a kid you will hate it as an adult
πππ
loL
Who was the world's first carpenter
Who>
Eve because she made Adams banana stand
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working
What and why
No mine first
Yea you first
You punch her in the face and remind her of her duties
Ahahahhaha What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito

Hookers suck your dick mosquitos suck your blood
No
no shit
When you slap a mosquito they stop sucking
That was way better
Nah
Yours was
Ok
How do you know when a black person is nearby
You hear sirens
What do tofu and a dildo have in common
They are a substitute for real meat
Yeah
What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl
What
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Hi
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it
omfg
Need one for coolmath games
How many
Oof can I get a rip in the chat
None feminists can't change anything
Woah
oof
Nword
my skin is paper, cut it.
my face is a mask, cover it.
my size is a book, judge it.
my life is a film, end it. i really am ugly!!!!β‘
ME!!!!!!^^^^^^^^
i know
Furrys don't have emotions
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people give a fuck. just not here
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you stop
No one fucking cares
just ignore it
It's bullshit self promotion
We were having fun with telling jokes before your ass came here @livid root
Because that's where most accidents happen
Fuck off
i know right
Fuck off
Fuck off
Whoβs there cunt
Your actual cancer@livid root
hehehehehe
not possible mate
It is
I went out dressed like a chicken last night and I met a girl dressed as an egg one thing led to another turns out the answer is: the chicken
Just need a really long and flexible penis
what you tried or some shit π
@livid root possibly
Oiii both of you shut the fuck up
@static zephyr nice
fucking weirdo π
It's joke time
na
i think we have turned the looking to play channel into a second general
Yh like 500 Mexicans died
na you aint the penguin bloke has
ba dum tiss
@livid root nah you did with your cancerous self promotions
fair
Unexpected sex is a great way to wake up
Why
Unless your In prison
Jesus Christ @livid root
hey i mean if you wake up thats a win right?
Haha
@livid root nah we were telling jokes
thats not following the channel name
Then you came along with your self promos
anyone down for some cs?
no
Hey errrm wingless_dove you there
@livid root well it wasn't even my idea
i would be down for some cs
i came along looking to play
so why you telling pointless jokes
anyone else?
So I joined in
na im good yat
Ye I started it
@hardy oak don't have PC
Sorry yat not today
peasent
Or tonight
@livid root Jesus Christ
Asshole
Your one of them
yep im one of them
Who thinks their superior
Anyone pubg?
Honestly I don't really care about how good the power is or the graphics
I just wanna play with my friends
anyone else like to play some cs?
And Spider-Man
And grand tourismo
boooom
@livid root wow
#roasted
You really got me there
yep i did
nice spelling
Yh i knw
and again
I don't knw wat yor on about
@livid root your actually such a cunt
ik right
Oof
Like I don't use that word often but Jesus Christ
you alrwady said "jesus christ" about 20 times already
Wll I don't really give one
do you give 2 or 3 or even 4
Nope
5?
only if they mean you fucking off
Seriously just fuck off you cunt
A man with a mask on walks into a bank and goes to the desk. He pulls out a gun and points it at the lady at the desk. He says,'Open the vault skank'. The woman says, 'Sir, this is a sperm bank. We dont have any money here'. The man says, 'Open the vault right now or im going to blow your fucking head off'. She opens the vault and turns back to the man and he said, 'Take out one of those jars'. The woman said, 'please sir, i promise you we dont have any money here. This is a sperm bank'. The man said, 'Take out one of those jars right now or ill blow your fucking head off'. The women turns, grabs the jar and looks back to the man and he said, 'Take lid off and swallow it'. She looks at him in disgust and pleads to him saying, 'Sir, this is sperm. Please, im not drinking sperm. We dont have any money here. Please leave'. The man says, 'Take the lid off and drink it or ill blow your fucking head off'. So the womans takes off the lid and kicks it back real quick and swallows it with little to no problem then turns to look back at the man and to her amazment he took off the mask and it was her husband. He looked at her and said, 'See! It's not that fucking difficult is it'.
ahhh just no
Like legit
Quit being a troll we just trying to have fun
im hillarious
what you mean
im not a troll
or a gnoblin
im a gnome
hahahahahahaha
Your comebacks legit sound like they come from a 2 year old
I don't understand what is happening @knotty root
@livid root would make sense
@livid root your not a troll just a Ebola cell
@knotty root what is happening
very original
Hello
could of done somethig better
@static zephyr Tommy's being a cunt
LOL
cause he knows naughty words
Pedo??
And I'm not 12
please tell another story @static zephyr
Why
your at least close
Have you met are Lord and save yer
@hardy oak why
@livid root are you like mid 50s then
nope
60s
no
70s
bit higher
Mate just stop
mate just no
Both of you shit heads shut the fuck up
ooohhhhh someones getting angry
@livid root your just not funny
If you were you would come up with something original
I don't see anyone laughing
Seriously
The only thing I see people laughing about is your life @livid root
No you couldn't
kinda diappointed
If you could you would of
bet i could
That's what your mum said
Like your life
Try better
@livid root were your born on a motorway
try again
@static zephyr SOOOOOOO about that story
no i wasnt born cause im god
@hardy oak yes
Cause that's where most accidents happen
Can we just ignore him?
@static zephyr pls tell more
Which one
im not gonna insult my self mate
Your so dumb
ik right
any kiwis wanna come to america
If your a god than I'm an atheist
LOL
You are not a god just cause you say you are
seeeeeeeee
someone laughed
Your worse than KSI
big up yaty
i read it to the guys im playing with
@hardy oak A woman is on one of those funeral cruises where the ashes of loved ones may be dumped into the sea. She had been married to a real cheapskate, who after 30 years of marriage finally died. The lady had her husband cremated, at his wishes, because he felt a plot would cost too much. After the memorial services, she went to the railing and poured his ashes out into her hands and started talking to him. "Henry," she said, "you know that mink cape I wanted all my life? Well your company sold for so much that now I have bought myself a beautiful full length mink coat." "And Henry," she said, "you know that trip to the Caribbean I always wanted to take? Well, I took a world cruise for 90 days and it was wonderful!" "And Henry," she continued, "you know that big blue Cadillac I had been hoping for the last 5 years? Well I bought a Rolls Royce instead and it drives like a dream." "Oh, and Henry," she said, "you know that blow job you always wanted?" and she blew the ashes out of her hands into the sea . . .
yat my good friend you are going to heaven
we need people to play CAH
yh we really do
yo can you slide into my dms w them?
sure
@hardy oak who
@ornate trellis where you go
Still here
@hardy oak
ahhahahahahahhahaha
anyone on csgo that want to play
im fujcking dead
i will resorect you
@hardy oak who u wanting to slide into yo dms
π’
he is back
@livid root please don't erect me
Sure
That's probably pedophilic
Yh fair enough
yh
You know what
yh
Can we like stop
@static zephyr can you send me some too
Yh
I can't be bothered
Just call it quits
Yes go onto general
like friends
Yes
ok buddy
Pal
Matey
Let's go
@livid root it's not gonna work
General is to crowded@livid root
yh
@ornate trellis you betrayed us
Hello
Iβm playing Fortnite
im playing roblox
@knotty root dont to to my bestfriend like that
Yes
Anyone want to play pubg mobile
@winter garnet dont play with yourself whilst talking to me god
@broken terrace fuck roblox play minecraft
yh
Otherwise we will have you deported
back to jamaica
am sad
why
am looking for zaddy
Who
who zaddy
who here plays kerbal space preogram
@heavy hawk gods don't play that game
be scared of my huge muscles
It is only for mere mortals
Anyone want to play siege in skittle but
):
Anyone want to play kick the buddy oh wait a minute
yh and then chuck it at you face
Night bitches
hope you dream of the devil
π
Always
good
I am the devil
na
π
@static zephyr yh well we are the gods
@hardy oak we need a women in our ranks
As gods
Anyone know how to get fortnite on Android
you are now a god
Why
bc were losing
You forgot the yeeeeeet part
I am still ze devil
Try me bitch
Oh neez
Yh we will tell your mummy on you
go the fuck to bed
Ok
Yes listen to the gods with the big muscles
csgo anyone?
we have room for one?
im alone
kk

username? @hardy oak
cs wingman?
Who wants to play with a wolf
wat\
need two more fortniters
wack
k
Need more League buddies
Add me @ Lenova20
I play one
Anyone have CSGO
same here
?rank
yout gay
a lol support player ??? silver/gold???
Hey
anyone up for some cs go?
Anyone want head
Yo
Oh yeah yeah
Anyone down for a game of LEGO Star Wars
Anyone wanna help out in some sky factory
Anyone down for PUBG mobile or ark
Anyone up for rainbow on Xbox
Call of duty on Xbox
league of legends
barbie horse adventure
cooking mama
your mom
someone play with me
anyone play rust??
yes
There is many people like you
what
Fortnite anyone?
Is anyone willing to teach me the ways of csgo?
yes
Rly!?
yes im only decent but ive got good game sense
Ok
im bad
Your ign your name?
i only used to play fortnite cause of the jiggle physics but that got removed
Anyone up to play rainbow six siege?
IM FUCKING BORED
Who can I piss off to cue with in CS. I'm getting angry at myself.
who wants to play scribbl.io
@brazen jacinth yeah fuck it why not
whos on steam
@brazen jacinth send me a invite to your game
Fortnite anyone
Add me keithsorrellsIN
who wanna play cs??
@jovial wave
yuh
wuh
does anyone want to play skribbl.io
yeah ill play i already have a lobby started
ooh
ill send you the link
okk
launching fortnite rn
invite me Rorink
@jovial wave ill join you guys
@autumn dirge ight
SO YALL LIKE PORN
Duh
why so many fortnite updates
anyone wanna play some solid gold?
@solemn delta why not
yeet
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
whats going on bro
@narrow furnace because i have to update it all the time

skribbl.io anyone



Anybody wanna play siege on xbox 1 if so put ur gt down and ill inv u
ANYONE SKRIBBL.IO
Is it on mobile
I mean, you could use mobile but you have to use the link
!rank

i want play seige with someone xbox one or pc
hmm
Fortnite anybody?

hmm
hmmmmmm
hmmmmmmmm
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

dam csgo has a lot of moderder
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmh
hhhhhs

what games do you play
Your mom
?

um
no w
Fortnite???
me
lol i do to
ok
going out for a smoke then im down for a play sesh. any one else??
whos playing csgo invite pls i need to get nova3

downloading csgo now...
to csgo if ur intrested
on
Anyone trying to play pubg mobile
on its not ok
Fuck me sideways and call me Ben Shapiro
is i just me or is anyone else having trouble loading into fortnite
Adults have broken in Epic Games and have cried on the servers
lol
the world is ending π
No Iβm just kidding they sliced a kid open and used his blood to fuck up the servers
but actually
Thatβs true
No one wants to play pubg mobile
yeh it got ruined by android
No it got eaten by Fortnite
I'm just trying to play with someone who speaks english
help me i get stuck on the plane screen every time i try to load in heellppp
lol honestly theyre all mexicanos
A prime example of the good of a competitive market for you
Epic Games is a good studio
What's that supposed to mean
They actually invest a lot of time and resources into having Fortnite being good
no the game hasnt really changed drastically
Its esthetic and reputation has it considered a child game which is fair enough
Thatβs from what Iβve heard
anyone wanna play overwatch]
theyve only added new maps and guns but nothing big has changed which is why its going to die soon
Iβve never played the game myself and am just repeating what Iβve heard from people that have played
Fair enough
Idc I just want to play with someone who speaks english

Star Wars Battlefront II multiplayer maybe
I put it in so I play with people from north America and I play with Indian people
Nah not only dead but shit too
COD AW
I played AWβs campaign
Can someone at least tell me how to play with people who talk English
Itβs a big 3/10
honestly i liked it
The whole of modern CODs doesnβt go over 5/10
but the fanbase just turned it shit
I preferred Infinite Warfare
imo everycampaign after AW was terrible
Because space
It was bad for cod yes
overwatch anyone???
But okay for a game
yeah i like space, it just doesn't fit cod all that well
Debatable
Gn
hello guys i back
Anyone want to play pubg mobile
can u play on phone and on pc in same game?
csgo
what
Anyone tryna play terraria
who wanna play roblox?
Anyone wanna hit a vape with me
anyone wanna play roblox
Trying to find a spot in the internet cafe to play cs go
lets rob a bank together (payday 2)
HOXTON WE NEED A MEDIC BAG
cs go?
dont have it
okayyyyyyyy
helloo
hello
fuck off
who wanna play cssv34 with hack or suger rush
call 911
what who
911 whats your emergency
hi
hi
hows ur day
SOMEONES BREAKING INTO MY HOME
boring
wait its just a dog
hi
fuck
no
HAHAHA
im gonna say the n word
hi
NO
NIIIII
what no
GGER
lmao yeet
who
yeet that n.igger
no dats gay
no fuck off
not a single shit is given
me?????
Penelope not vanellope thatβs not even a name
see my youtube
no faggot
Anyone wanna play pixelmon with me
css have
css?
fitz im fucking pregnant why didnt you wear a condom
minecraft or pubg anyone??
So I just want to say something I would like to make a vote π for more csgo videos orβ οΈ for more videos of misfits
Hold up this was an accident I meant to post this in media
Who has rainbow 6 for PS4?
me and tre friends. but we never use the ps4 any more
Do u have time to or nrn
anyone up for fortnite
Fortnite for gay babies
IS THAT A GIRL GAMER?
chill guys
(everyone freak out). HOLY SHIT
so what do u play besides fortnite??
..
I donβt play fortnite
mc, just started pubg
I play rainbow
roblox
anyoine got csgo and gold nova 1?
wish i had rain 6 on pc tho
I wish I had a pc
and more
well your a gamer girl
u just listed the most gamer girls game
Lol true π
-_-
soryy but u did xD
played black cops a few times
only have black ops
splatoon one and 2
3
She has a Nintendo switch
yeah
mario party!!
OMG YASS4
we get oure friends over and eat pizza while playing party
yea omg XD
but yeah i play alot of video games
same
oh and a shit ton of pokemon XD
trying to make youtube vids. but nothing like fits and the gang xD
what do u post?
cool
ooga booga whats for din din
Anyone Xbox
some vlogs
where do u live like what contry dont need a adress xD
Ayyy
wow gonna go there in juli
Canada gang
AYEEE
norway
oh wow nice!
XD
yeah but why norway??
Well I guess no Xbox people in the looking to play area
sorry
Nope sorry
dont have one evymore
ok ima finish my solos game 10 left eh cya later ig
I wanna get rid of my Xbox and maybe my acc too
guys how to use steam
you use youre mouse and click on it
oof roblox anyone?

looks like I am playing alone again 
