#š§¬ļø±bethezombie
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yes but actually no
nah

never saying bye to uv heal
trust
only use melee pls i cant play night hunter if you use ranged and i am at my weakest and must uninstall if i die to it.

@honest gate i might not be good but i made a guy quit few minutes ago
hold my eggnog
That was normal speed booster
ik
ye
eh...
I know I was stuck in the drop kick animation just with my feet in his face
And he died because I swung my heavy at him
Yeah he probs just lagged out super hard
Because it was def him
Iām just sad I didnāt get rewards
Eh, rewards are meh anyways
yes welcome to the Hellraid is broken club
Eh
Nothing tl has cranked out in the past few months has been worth it
They coulda rolled back the hr update when it became clear this stuff broke
They didnt even do That

Be the zombie is pretty broken
As a night hunter, you donāt stand a chance against a team of 2 level 250s
That's just the biggest bullshit I've heard
2v1 actually gives YOU the advantage
With more resistance and more souls to kill
Dude, they have modded flares
Half the games I join have that
But half don't do they?
Doesnāt quitting make you lose XP though?
So what the fuck is it, do you want cheaters or non cheaters?
You care so much more about the xp than a legitimate game which can earn you more then you lost?
can you recommend tactics on how to defeat cheaters or flare spammers?
can you teach me the ways @stuck zephyr
Tendril ground pound 
Or use "super claw"
Don't even make them go near the nest
Keep them distracted
Bruh they can be easy to defeat if you got the proper mindset
You must be a runner or bolter to get cheaters aren't you
I've never encountered a cheater in so long
@halcyon ice matchmaking bad. i get pros with a hunter on stalker rank and more nobs on my apex.

can you teach me the ways @stuck zephyr
@drowsy shale Cheaters are most likely vulnerable to death from above or spikes.
Stand in front of spikes, as soon as you think he pounces, flash UV, then he gets impaled ez
As for āflare spammersā which arent even a thing, you just tendril ground pound the flares with them
The organised belgian
@shy hearth nah.
Wait 2 handed insta the hunter in a 1v1?
Good to know, time to be toxic in countryside
Yes
You throw it in 1v1 and hit something its an insta-kill.
I thought you knew that.

throwing is not that toxic
nah
its worse if u only gp after tackle evade
that rng of when it misses

its random because they either go a little too high or they don't.
I thought you knew that.
@honest gate I'm not a good survivor man
And I've never seen anyone do that
When I miss ground pound or smth they instantly go for tackle heavy
Literally a twohanded throw insta-kills a uv healing hunter

epik denial to your uv heal.
LOL
I'm widow maker mutation 2 don't got uv heal yet
But now I know not to keep spamming ground like always
Thanks man
ok just because you don't uv heal doesn't mean they can't hit you.
also laggy game ^
latency is bad today

It's ok man I know the feeling of laggy ass hands
Games
I have good connection and sometimes when I pounce someone it acts as if they uv me before I even got on them
hm
Probably on the other guy's ends I'm guessing
My sickest hunter clip https://www.reddit.com/r/dyinglight/comments/iyd5ze/probably_my_coolest_night_hunter_moment_ever_such/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
bad game
hahah tilt much?
bad game
bad game
2. If you are found to be cheating, glitching, or using exploits / mods in Dying Light, you will be banned.
volatile juice be like steroid juice
Volatile Juice
damn he got banned
Looking for some fresh meat to eat today (PC
imagine devs invade cheaters inf uv, mod menu
Yes
they will actually see it with their own eyes
and not hear it from the community

What???
Heās calling aim assist a exploit and a crutch
Even tho I beat him with eight lives
Aim assist do be kinda crutch tho ngl. But did that fool just call max sensitivity an exploit 
Got my shit kicked in by a hunter but still got a hunter gland?
Can't complain I guess.
pople stere
they're random rewards, not necessarily for beating them.
perhaps the amount of nests you destroy.. or just dumb luck.
ĀÆ_(ć)_/ĀÆ
it does say to destroy the nests for rewards.
I didn't even reach the nests 
I never paid much attention to the semantics of it all.
Just got pounced 8 times.
Soyeah looks like that's a low chance for a reward totally random.
it is real it is now
btz 
my teammate got tackled and died because I couldn't use the power of my eggnog to get to them after the dfa animation was done.
rip teammate
All these pro moves makes me regret keeping Invasions off for so long.
Now I get curbstomped in 1v1 matches vs veteran hunters
On the other hand, I have this steadily growing pile of medkits and flares.
All these pro moves makes me regret keeping Invasions off for so long.
@cursive wyvern trust me you did the right thing
lmao both fell to death at the end
@plain wave yeah I didnāt expect him to jump down after but he got the game like two days ago so

hey you guys are smart can a level 25 hunter be an Apex Predator
@low prawn Oh dear. Your friend looks like he does observe correctly but you give poor demonstrations on how to approach and finish a Night Hunter by falling to your doom.
I mean can go as Night Hunter and teach him basic things like tracking, positioning, teamwork, how to counter and punish NHs, etc. Just a suggestion that is interesting to me, but he'll have to learn the rest on his own.
also uv light/flares in case he doesn't know what those do. 
I have taught him what to do heās just a baby
And he needs to learn most things with time
Mostly stuff you canāt really tell him
Plus it was just one dumb clip
evade tackle he can
are you sure?
sure you are?
so if i were to invade, he will evade it? 
What? Ew. No. I am just a causal player on a dying game for more than 2000 hours.
That's all.

yes
thats something to consider
is comp
The discord DL god
@low prawn
10000 hours is god


Iām sorry but
Killajay has 6k lmao
Heās like the only good person on Xbox
3k are AFK
Also Vijay has like 5k
most og dl btz players went to dbd 
wtf
or Modern Warfare
i didnt mean all
a lot of btz players i've seen have switched to dbd 
dbd has crossplay so yes
Jay and some others
Iām goated at dbd
and Jay??
@trail hollow insert scream here
alot of DL players
@trail hollow and some other players who I dont know the names of
Guess they arent OG then

okokok so i invade you and your friend when
He will learn first hand on the true horrors of btz.
i will download 2 games and give superior lag.
speaking of matches with friends, I only ever had one match with Don lol
You can't hide your little friend for long. It was settled the moment you suggested it. I changed my mind.
Xhaled
you never mentioned that at all.
It be like that :~)



Anything so my baby boy wonāt be tortured by you

Ok. It's more fun if you target me because I will pick the countryside and do cancerous exploits.


L invade me on the countryside while I drink eggnog at the start and if i die while the eggnog effect is still there, i'll chug a drunken pumpkin, if i die with those 2, down goes a night hunter booster for maximum resistance.
you on pc now
wait no. no i am not. shh
you are deceive.

@low prawn How about all 3 combined. Eggnog, NH booster, Drunken Pumpkin with the kuai dagger to speedrun to the nest from 125m and manage to kill the nest before the night hunter arrives. 
I just have to drink one before the countdown timer for the match begins, drink a drunken pumpkin when the match starts, kill myself and drink a night hunter booster, and use a kuai dagger to zoom.
I will just be fast xhaled ez
Are you down to play with my friend xhaled?
And you be able to bully me more
Sure
Like I said
Nothing to my baby boy
He is pure to this toxic world
And I donāt wanna lose him because of it
Not another
mmm
Which one?
The one who jumped to his death with you?
Because if he gets mad easily, that'll be more enjoyment for me.

Well
Yes the one who jumped to his death
Well he doesnāt get mad
He just acts like it
But dosent really get mad
k
believe it or not @honest gate there is such a point where you're too fast for your own good
yes
yes.
how much damage resistance does eggnug and nh booster have when combined with each other
i mean eggnog adds a 80% damage resistance specifically to hunter claw damage. once again-- that was specifically coded there
while the nhb does 50%
depending on how the game calculates it..
I mean I remember having a 100hp match with all of them on for lol's sake and the claw did like 2 dmg
or 4 or something
even tendril claw could not deal more damage than I'd heal if i had a medkit on at that point

@honest gate would you like to fight ?
@low prawn get on

@low prawn or don't.
yes
Ok
We are getting on DL
no delay trust
like ya cut g
What.
WHAT?
I was at 1 more kill left.
Then the credits started.
Then I go booted to the main screen.
And it says I completed the campaign.

All the games I'm finding are either Prison running or stuffing the turtle 
stuff my turtle 
when
Stuff my turtle.
i dont want to stuff your turtle
ok
stuff my drops into the turtle

@low prawn I await for the next invasion where I can clip you killing yourself with your own car alarm... 
But I still felt bad when you gave up completely and told me to just finish it. 
yes
when
xhaled when
when pc
when

xhaled pounce the bite of 87?
when
when
when monke clips
when will you farm me for more moonke clips
when can i post monkeclip



xhaled thinks he's big smart when he flicks left and right
no
wait 'til he fights me and the very act of passing by me gets him spiked
when he do spinny move
xD
i can't even see where i'm going when i get full sped 

xhaled monke confirm??? ? /
yes
just aim for the tendril. hunters can hardly avoid going either straight FOR the tendril, or above them given they're within a certain range
due to cooldown
too bad.
so unless hoonter is super duper smort level
i know exactly where you're going for a critical 2 seconds

or 1, if you count from 0
given your aim is on point that's more than enough time to prep for an intercept DK
or intercept tackle slice
zig zag movement?
I mean. i'll gladly let you disorient yourself and just dodge back to allow myself more margin of error..
i'm not dumb enough to approach a zigzagging hunter
til he inevitably spins himself out, that is.
vr pvp experience as night hunter
or.. i wanna get hit. š

bamboozle plays 100
ree
no
sure
same
i will def be survivor
ill be a mix
ew nobs to babysit
ill see how easier the hunter is in pc

or.. harder?
well with that attitude maybe i wont
oh
then thats easier for me
i know about a certain move which seems like pc only
backwards tendril i think it was
i saw a guy use it once to trick a guy to tackle him
I think you'll really just end up in the same predicament in a different jacket
but yeah you can bug out the anim by flick tendrilling.
though the same can be done using a grappling hook.

nah man im used to high sensitivitiy is the thing so
on pc
im probably gonna be a tiny bit better
since idk how to control my sensitivity in the ps4
unless you've already been playin' a buncha pc games you're gonna have to sit out how to stabilise your aim. I mean, mouse can be more precise in the long run, but short term you'll have some trouble hitting your target at all.
@low prawn @fierce storm i like ya cut g

xhaled i post meme in here yes?
no.
oh
it's like the NH upgrade scheme! trade it all in so you increase your skill ceiling
ĀÆ_(ć)_/ĀÆ
and then remember that still requires you actually live up to that potential.
and cry.
what? no!
yes

mmmhmmm
vote fanta
sometimes
your acts of terror have come back to bite you, you traitor!
pc dying light i mean sory
im not traitor.
prove
i didn't.
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nob?
fanta is xbox nob
oh
no u nob
L invad in l4d


Ez

I just joined the emot list via ur emot, even beter
fanta i invade you when
nob
you bought dl?
nope
he lie
It's so annoying when I'm a level 10 biter and I get paired up with a trio of level 250's
Probably because you are a level 10 biter.
Lower ranks get more pros than ones with high ranks.
matchmaking is terrible.

god that dude was bad
If you are a low level, have a low rank, or both: You'll get more experienced players.
If you are a high level, have a high rank, or both: You'll get less experienced players that will most likely back out or are absolutely clueless.
I test. trust.
mut0 stalker gets me more pros than my mut3 apex.

god that dude was bad
@trail hollow Don't say mean things about @low prawn. He is his own special little snowflake. He just got chris brown'd by a random zombie, thus saving my ass and giving me a free kill.


People sho mean
Trust yes

I invade you when 
I'll repeat what fanta said about positioning but using this: https://discordapp.com/channels/289739584546275339/438616857235292160/756332273049010266
Yes I do this sometimes
Except for the fucking hard spots
Where I just canāt go anywhere
Yes.
Especially in slums
But do you track good/
Iām decent yes
I am not gonna lie, I baited you a couple times when you were the Hunter. 
Yea
You aren't bad, you just make too many mistakes because you are used to nob hunters standing still on a rooftop with 30 hp.
Because I am pepega hunter obviously
Kinda true yes
I am not very used too the apex predators
There's a handful of pro apex predators.
On console, on PC give me those sweaty matches.
Yes but I usually donāt face those
I usually face fake apexs
Or just outright nobs
No worries though. My aim is potato.
Iām sure I will get better over time fighting you
Same
Xhaled personal trainer now

Iām ok at dodging attacks
I just tend to freeze up or get caught sliipin
When using like a flare or medkit
I get surprised when I kill you on accident or when it was just plain retarded.
Because me and
go good together
Just stop dying to dumb shit. It legit makes me question your mindset when I fight you.

That's the only thing I wanted to see.
Like what
My mindset is monke
You should know this by now
And will always be monke
;m btz
4 player china eggnog squad hivemind coordination spamming modded shield cancel heavy tribal axe ground pound spamming after animation animation abusing squad of chinese wong ching with 10000 ping somehow shows up in europe matchmaking mainland English illiterate private vac banned profiles squad going chimp mode monke mode on night hunter spamming drinking eggnog 10 chinese naked cowboys running killing night hunter in one shot and infinite ammo last wish on nest only last bullet spamming last wish on nest all 4 players squad killing nest last wish 10 seconds for 1 nest winning game and posting on steam feed saying xiaaoing pong me win game btz!!!
;m monkeys
I don't understand the Dying Light community's obsession with primates. I just don't fucking get it. Every single time I open up the discord server some retard posts a gif or a webm of some monkey doing mundane shit. Like, I understand the monkey getting a haircut and stuff but every single day I'm absolutely bombarded with just monkeys being monkeys. Is there something perverse about it? Even the fuckin admins do it, no, they support it. I can't scroll up for five seconds without seeing that stupid fucking chimp banging on that door or a monkey in the bath. What is the point? Is this what Dying Light 2 is? A bunch of ape loving freaks who can't have a conversation without saying "based" or "oh uncy". You guys are jokes. Then you go bully some community manager on techland's stream? Don't even get me started on your cringe little release date predictions and shit. Or the fucking kyle crane memes. It's not funny, I just want to fucking play the game but you idiots just drool all over your keyboards and consider it """humor""". Just delete your fucking discord, christ on a crutch....


Lmaoooo
@low prawn but don't make retarded plays like put yourself in a bad spot
very simple, very easy to understand. also no more monke teammate next time.

;m monkeys
;m calculator
sucks
Pog

;m monkeys
I don't understand the Dying Light community's obsession with primates. I just don't fucking get it. Every single time I open up the discord server some retard posts a gif or a webm of some monkey doing mundane shit. Like, I understand the monkey getting a haircut and stuff but every single day I'm absolutely bombarded with just monkeys being monkeys. Is there something perverse about it? Even the fuckin admins do it, no, they support it. I can't scroll up for five seconds without seeing that stupid fucking chimp banging on that door or a monkey in the bath. What is the point? Is this what Dying Light 2 is? A bunch of ape loving freaks who can't have a conversation without saying "based" or "oh uncy". You guys are jokes. Then you go bully some community manager on techland's stream? Don't even get me started on your cringe little release date predictions and shit. Or the fucking kyle crane memes. It's not funny, I just want to fucking play the game but you idiots just drool all over your keyboards and consider it """humor""". Just delete your fucking discord, christ on a crutch....

"""humour"""
I said today or tomorrow
ok
Wait
He dosent wanna
Do NH
He wants to do some sorry NH
Sorry
Story
And then once we are finished he wants to
ok 1v1 it is
Bruh
or rando
Rando plz
ok invade rando
1v1 me
ok
It will be in slums
ok.
Because I like pain
hm.
I donāt
Farming monke clips 
no.
Yes
no
2
yea
Okie
wtf monk

Iām your wife 
Should we delete BTZ?
Never
Always and forever 
PogU
How many flares do you get on death?
I run into a lot of players that camp on top of lightpoles and never seem to run out of flares.
Bruh just claw them
Clawing someone makes them move a bit which will result in the camper falling
Or just wait them out or chuck a spit at them
I can wait. I can always wait. As long as you sit there in that area and don't attack the nest for 5 minutes, I can win.
about how that motherfucker pulled out an oar
he was a fake level 250, glitched
could tell by the stats
had like 15 power or some shit
but max survivor and legend
and you could tell he was bad cause no 2 handed to the darn hunter
lol
i go for the ground pound and miserably miss
THEN HE LITERALLY PULLS OUT A DAMN OAR OTTA HIS POCKET
There are some fake night hunters
mods?
not him
yeah he duplicated but
lets not talk about that
bruh that oar caught me by surprise
i didnt expect him to literally pull that shid out
For me itās easier to play be the zombie on a keyboard and mouse
idk about that since i never tried it keyboard mouse
I canāt navigate my gadgets
CHAD
I had to hold down the dpad for 2 sec which a night hunter can pounce me
just spam click it 
lol this one time i pissed off a biter with my shield
we were in a party
the big problem is
and he kept spamming shit spits at me
i kept blocking them with shield if i couldnt dodge
he was like "OH I GOT YOU" and then i just straight up uv him 
he was so pissed off by that
Thereās no servers
I waited for a night hunter for fricking 5 hours
Itās peer to peer
Fuck

now you're gonna be made fun of for a whole server year
shouldnt have said that @stoic jolt
Iām gonna delete that message like nothing happened
LOOOOOOOO
and take it easy
then a mod pulls the logs and just straight up fucks you over
anyways
only cheater id go up against is that trash ass 1 hit flare mothafucka that is scared of me
he either aborts
or tries to hit the nest
lol
he literally has NO LITERAL SKILL
cant uv me properly
sometimes he does get the uv
but yeah
i just spit on him
I suck at be the zombie tho
nice
me too
if only you saw me play the literal shit
idk how i have like widow maker
I canāt even tackle lol
I know
Once I played against a camper
He was hiding in a safe zone
Some how i pounced him
unless you get fucked in the ass and they manage to uv you
you can kill ppl in safe zone
and then died
i just use toxic spit since i have it
i used to pounce them
and they wouldnt know i can so they straight up didnt use uv
but now i use toxic since have
Nice
hey i did meet this one legitimate player so i know hes the best imo
but kinda
i befriended 2 apex 
how do you fake apex
especially when they RQ
im pretty sure you can rank up or down with your friends by joining them
like when you join a inv
rank still matters
so they just farm
boosting
?
Nah
im pretty sure you can rank up or down with your friends by joining them
@low prawn So they get boosted to apex rank
ew
@honest gate invade me yes?
you want me to invade you rn?
If you can yes
when im literally sitting in bed with a cup of warm tea and a bowl of chocolate cake?
yes.
in a bit.
It has been about an entire fucking hour and we have gotten 2 NHs that both RQ
yes. you have been abandoned... like I have when my dad saw my mom go for her set and she pulled out an alimony card when he tried to use FLEE. 
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Come here for some luving bitch
Sometimes
I ask myself
"What's wrong with me?"


cuz in reality he ate 3 pizzas
spedrun tips when
Now

But Aussie is monke always
is it just me or am i having problems where i can spit smash in tutorial but not in multiplayer itself?
only got uv and horde š

ive started playing again and i just want to get to evolve my zomb
not even stage 1 yet
Pog
Iām still M1
I just donāt feel like leveling up again and starting from scratch even though I should
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