ez heart attack
#🧬︱bethezombie
fierce storm
coarse pilot
he plays VR after having a 3 shots
honest gate
birddo is chad vr
coarse pilot
play russian roulette in vr after having 5 shots of whiskey
but if u die, u will die irl
honest gate
sounds familiar.
coarse pilot
hexed kayak
Oh no don’t say EZ!!
honest gate
ez
hexed kayak
Before my ptsd kicks in
severe wave
Do you really think that is gorn-
hexed kayak
For a second there I thought u said p. Orn
severe wave
coarse pilot
Best wat to play VR is to not play it whilst under alcohol.
wat
coarse pilot
u r drunk
coarse pilot
birddo uses %100 of his brain
honest gate
BTW, I've been thinking of buying a new mic that would actually work.
coarse pilot
severe wave
Yes, please.
coarse pilot
severe wave
coarse pilot
we can hear voice
severe wave
finaly
coarse pilot
nephew
honest gate
hi guys im birddo hi r u
hexed kayak
honest gate
wdym i sound like 9
severe wave
hi guys im dad
honest gate
just vois underdeveloped
coarse pilot
no voice or dl
coarse pilot
honest gate
/s, of course.
honest gate
😳
hexed kayak
Tmi
honest gate
epic
severe wave
Go ahead, I'll be watching.
coarse pilot
honest gate
better close the certains then
coarse pilot
anton observes gorn
honest gate
mk11 ?
severe wave
yes my fetish is xhaleds feet
honest gate
🐾
coarse pilot
severe wave
drunk birbo is funnest
coarse pilot
as a emoji
severe wave
honest gate
Oh, by the way, happy birthday, ( Australian ) c u n t, Anton.
you see its funny because it means mate in ausrtalian
severe wave
is that a joke or are u serious ?
coarse pilot
G'day, cunt
severe wave
😳
honest gate
shut
coarse pilot
his serius is funi
honest gate
This is a joke, now.
severe wave
Thanks boye.
honest gate
okanton os btz now ?
coarse pilot
birday
honest gate
penguinday
coarse pilot
u should sleep
honest gate
I said I was thinking of getting a mic.
coarse pilot
ye
honest gate
Didn't get one yet.
honest gate
My man, I would sound like that Mexican kid in Battle Royale lobbies.
coarse pilot
tekirdag hospitals are
honest gate
coarse pilot
%80 chance of dying
severe wave
That's what I like. 
But DBH just downloaded and I will play that now.
The demo, I'm not rich.
honest gate
what
coarse pilot
honest gate
DBH ?
coarse pilot
wha
coarse pilot
anton is more drunk
honest gate
idk
honest gate
Detroit, Have Stuff.
coarse pilot
Become, Human Detroit.
honest gate
coarse pilot
haha funi bcs i changed the words
honest gate
okanton bye
honest gate
😳
coarse pilot
waers a gas mask irl
honest gate
" So, guys, we did it, we've reached a quarter of a million subscribers ".
You mean, ExtraFov(90) ?
severe wave
cringe
honest gate
ok i've finished jackin' off and ate the sandwich.
trail hollow
wtf
regal shore
Dona this is normal
honest gate
the sandwich i was making was good,
regal shore
Get used to it
honest gate
i don't eat seafood.
trail hollow
i see
severe wave
trail hollow
it was pretty low hanging fruit
honest gate
you are bad discord.
shoo.
it was a fried egg bologna grilled cheese sandwich tho. now i feel fat
xd
shy hearth
coarse pilot
pseudo badger
would it be better to play in the countryside if i'm new to BTZ since theres large open areas?
coarse pilot
old town
pseudo badger
what
honest gate
old town is easily the most jerked off map.
pseudo badger
bruh i get messed up there every time lol
pseudo badger
bruh
pseudo badger
even funner when you get tackles 60ft away
honest gate
eh
coarse pilot
its more funny when u die bcs of fall damage
and getting tackled from a rooftop
rq guaranteed
pseudo badger
serious man
coarse pilot
i will kill this man with tackles
pseudo badger
nah man like you literallyy graze the sprint button and you immediately get to send someone potentially across the whole map
it's annoying
pseudo badger
NYET!
coarse pilot
we have russian channels my son
pseudo badger
i don't speak russian lol
coarse pilot
and stop playing btz if youre going to say tackle is unbalanced
just, just delete the fucking game
pseudo badger
nah i like suffering
pseudo badger
?
regal shore
nah man like you literallyy graze the sprint button and you immediately get to send someone potentially across the whole map
@pseudo badger
regal shore
On pc maybe
coarse pilot
i will ping Fear. for that
regal shore
On console, no
coarse pilot
@pseudo badger you have a fucking spacebar ?
honest gate
Hello
coarse pilot
press it
pseudo badger
dude i play pc and you can get tackled like 3 times in a second sometimes it's funny sometimes
coarse pilot
kk press to space ba
pseudo badger
i'm bad with the whole tackle timing thing :/
pseudo badger
pft ok then
regal shore
Then... yeah
Just dodge
Aint hard
You know where the hunter is
Turn around
Spacebar
Ez
regal shore
Claw only ez
coarse pilot
delete gp too
80000000000000000000 meter
range
ok now balanced
delete claw too
best balanced shit
delete the nh
bailance
fierce storm
" oh no I'm bad at timing. That means the move is unbalanced"
no, my man, it means you ain't practised.
fierce storm
spend a good 500 hours training tackle dodges against Hunter rank, then come tell me it's unbalanced
Or. Orrr. Go back to playing minecraft.
¯_(ツ)_/¯
honest gate
pseudo badger
bro imagine having a hunter so bad they rely on killing your afk teammate to win
true story
from 2 inutes ago
he rage quit
pseudo badger
lol
dry trellis
is that possible for survivor to run 2x faster than hunter and got unlimited duration UV flashlight?
regal shore
No clue what that is
pseudo badger
def hacking/modding
regal shore
Yeah that aint cool
fierce storm
I dont see how those braindeads can enjoy the same undeserved kill anim a million times
regal shore
"Haha nub hunter so bad he keep getting dfa'd"
https://youtu.be/fT9SrwAQSD0 @fierce storm dude check this shit
fierce storm
What about it
dry trellis
1 shoot dead?
fierce storm
Simple enough.
That ain't modded gear tho, that's modded values
Well, not that either. Cant really detail it any.
I remember this raphael dude. Its been a hot minute since i faced him. I vaguely recall him not liking me
GEe i wOndEr Why
Umph, but yeah ive had a group of that sorta lackies before
All shit talky and "ooh go cry" when your one complaint is completely reasonable, namely that theyre using modded gear and every broken defense and speed booster under the skylight, on NORMAL
And ya say one word, all 3/4 of em go hivemind n start callin ya names like a pack of braindead karens
And god forbid their overconfidence gets one of them killed; thats when they start teleporting themselves out of the few hard earned kills ya scrounge together
honest gate
hey fanta stop spamming the jump key.
fierce storm
No man im vibing on this here space bar
fierce storm
What if i pro and i make a script to send a spacebar input everytime i press k. Then im not pressing the jump key
honest gate
but you are now spamming k key.
pseudo badger
so why do people hate normal mode invasions?
honest gate
the instant healing from medkits.
pseudo badger
i dont see whats wrong with it
regal shore
It's counter from getting tackled/gp'd/clawed
Compared to gradually recovering health on nightmare
junior tiger
Instant healing, less damage, killing zombies faster etc.. imagine story mode
hexed kayak
Tbh I see a slight difference when kill zombies on nightmare
junior tiger
Especially when you barely take any fall damage, story mode in Btz is dumb as shit, I don't know why they would that
regal shore
Story mode ez full health
junior tiger
Story mode= Cancer
regal shore
I hope not
hexed kayak
I can see why Normal mode gets hated but I don’t wanna imagine storymode
junior tiger
People actually play story mode and it makes me want to drop kick a baby, its painful going through heavy and just makes want to commit end game, it's annoying.
Makes me*. Tf is this auto correct
hexed kayak
We all wanted to dropkick a baby at one point it’s ok
junior tiger
If The night hunter had fall damage
final sphinx
My lord is this, legal
stable mist
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/577099808859357184/736472829914251344/unknown.png when the nh has hang anim
proof that he is klye crane!1 1
@raw sluice
trust
this is proof
he does same animat ion
final sphinx
What did you do
stable mist
nothing, really.
a little update basically made the game go absolutely monke if theres anything extra in the game files
this kind of bug only happens under my very personal circumstances
pliant venture
Bullshit its balance is , good game it is not
coarse pilot
umbral river
I thought only beginners play that
@hexed kayak aUsSiE iS a bEgInNeR tHeN
hexed kayak
Dayum
raw sluice
@stable mist 
honest gate
wtf confermed
raw sluice
Tenks fir wotcheng gaem teurie
honest gate
I barely made out what you meant to say.
quick loom
Poo
honest gate
but.
why?
just get a good pc smh
no money ?
just buy money smh
buy money?
i need money to buy money.
then buy the money that you need to buy money with ???
smh
stable mist
I played vanilla again and had to turn the remaining settings to low and render distance to shortest so I wouldnt have 40fps with instant replay running
fierce storm
zombie fall damage is a zombie levels n default levels issue OwO
hexed kayak
I was playing invasion and he kept missing all of his ground pound then continued to call me bad
This is what makes me have headaches
regal shore
Punishing a fuck up is considered being a bad player skill-wise?
That's all im getting from that
sweet jewelBOT
4. We do not allow any form of naming & shaming of other users whether in this server or not.
hexed kayak
I’ll cross out the name next time
honest gate
@stable mist Yea... but he is
stable mist
the cranes when they evolve acid proof skin
honest gate
tfw
honest gate
why you bully
stable mist
I played like 4 matches and surprisingly there were no chedar
honest gate
all that was left was the crumbs of the cheddar
stable mist
its probably because of the hellraid update
if u have any mod the game will make all animations go actual monke
honest gate
really?
stable mist
yes
honest gate
monke mode
stable mist
it somehow combines all the game's animations into one
honest gate
hol up
stable mist
nh has partial human anims and everything that is seen in 3rd person actually happens in 1st as well
honest gate
the walking animation
stable mist
with a little exception; you still have the 1st person anims
it's like
you feel like an npc
the way Rais' men move
acoustic hawk
the cranes when they evolve acid proof skin
@stable mist they shed
If they evolve they would know how to actually climb ledges
honest gate
the cranes already have acid proof skin. it's only a matter of time before they become spike-resistant.
acoustic hawk
Scp-682?
cerulean furnace
no
acoustic hawk
Of course it’s you who responds
I was thinking about you when writing that
Because of the million times I see the pop up of you playing scp on steam
acoustic hawk
serene marsh
acoustic hawk
stable mist
honest gate
honest gate
loadout: premium oriental khopesh, oar, toxic bolts, and a gun (for barrels)
Last Wish gun ?
:}
g u n
honest gate
a monke brain player
honest gate
basically he's telling me not to tendril sprint, tendril ground, or tendril backwards.
My man cannot spell continuous...
severe wave
plain wave
Imagine wasting all that time having to type on console keyboard
Just to rage at another player
Lmao
honest gate
i didn't do anything wrong but play aggressive.
he's on the countryside spamming two handed.
what game are you playing mate?
Well, you can GP after a missed tackle, so no 2 handed spam for him exploiting the vast countryside.
he tried
and he's still talking shit moments later.
stable mist
on ps4 u have the psn app which u can use for msg so raging is easier if u play on ps 
@plain wave
honest gate
when it knows
plain wave
Well this is on Xbox lol
stable mist
I know from experience because I raged at like 1% of all the shit teammates I got in bf1
honest gate
the biggest monke player
stable mist
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
@honest gate just wait until u get hakced and DDDOSED, say good bye to your inter net !!! 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
severe wave
What the actual fuck? Such salt.
honest gate
what did i do? all i did was beat his ass.
stable mist
on PC the flame is always "fucking moder"
honest gate
cheddar cheezit
men
he's still going. gonna mute him in a second tho.
and... muted.
I can't handle it....
THE CHIMPNESS.
he turn to c h i m p
my internet is suffering from a DDoS now
yes
he go monke mode
DL is chimp community.
xD
chimp
when man go to chimp mode in under 3 seconds
is it me or does the flute instrument sound funi
plain wave
plain wave
That guy be like
I AM HAVING A CHIMP EVENT I AM HAVING A CHIMP EVENT
I AM TURNING INTO A MONKEY I AM TURNING INTO A MONKEY
honest gate
ah yes
the mod trials
the sad chimp music
https://youtu.be/zTslBcFtYV0
first trial
become homosexual towards children
ok end to trials
officially discord mod
stable mist
honest gate
nu
hexed kayak
Oooo ahh ooo ahh
honest gate
@hexed kayak invasions?
severe wave
birddo irl p r o m ise
honest gate
haemser
honest gate
kekw
fierce storm
Wtf pro Ddosser
As if anyone who actually spent time and effort honing their skill would get that petty
gilded tulip
Should I?
severe wave
My guess is that you absolutely crushed him but instead of him being a mate and saying "gg" he acted up and got salty.
acoustic hawk
Played against that alduin guy this morning
eggnog, and heavy
and lag
mst retarded combo
but I didnt mind it much
plain wave
Alduin malding against the Dragonborn
stable mist
alduin is a turkish kaiyoo impersonator
acoustic hawk
turkish kaiyoo impersonator 
crystal pier
honest gate
Yes, can confirm.
acoustic hawk
G E Y O U E
gilded tulip
2 Tackles 2 GP and he still have half health ?
green wedge
Bruh moment
honest gate
Eggnog, possibly.
green wedge
I once ran into a guy hacking when i was a hunter he litteraly beat me in 0:00
green wedge
Wdym eggnog
green wedge
Oh ok
honest gate
wtf L eggnog spammer confirmed
acoustic hawk
if you pair it with night hunter booster, and pre medkit heal, you dont get damaged at all
wtf L eggnog spammer confirmed
@honest gate you cant spam eggnog
I like again at the morning played against alduin
guy was like at 25 or 15 hp
I kept spamming claw
it hit
but registered little damage
And then he proceeded to heavy
gilded tulip
eggnog.... i think it is not balance
honest gate
No shit, sherlock.
green wedge
Hey guys you ever switch pc's and not have the same progress?
gilded tulip
he can kill me with 2 hits in 2 handed wopen
green wedge
I play between 2 pc's and rn i have steam cloud on but I've done everything i can and my progress is gone
Including weapons i earned
acoustic hawk
Just download the save files from the pc your play on
with all your weapons
and then bring it to the other pc with a usb or some shit
green wedge
I can't access the pc i usually play in rn
I have my pc at home and one at my grandma's house
green wedge
Im online i verfied filea i restartes my pc and I'm inline
I lost ALOT of good weapons
Alot of which i traded for
green wedge
You mean uninstall and reinstall dying light?
green wedge
Ok I'll try
acoustic hawk
You should ask in #🧟︱dying-light-1
acoustic hawk
You go to windows search bar
type in Add or remove programs
and then you uninstall steam from there
the more games you installed, the longer it takes
green wedge
All I had was unturned Dying Light and Gmod
green wedge
@acoustic hawk i uninstalled steam ans everything reinstalled dying light and i still don't have my stuff
Well guess I'll just die
What's even worse is i lost alot of skill points
acoustic hawk
Yeah you have to contact techland on that one
green wedge
And levels
Screw it to much work
I think it has saved when i had my old file and i cant go back to my previous save now
forest holly
Hit me up and ping me for some epic nighthunter.
honest gate
fanta laughs
acoustic hawk
4 player china eggnog squad hivemind coordination spamming modded shield cancel heavy tribal axe ground pound spamming after animation animation abusing squad of chinese wong ching with 10000 ping somehow shows up in europe matchmaking mainland English illiterate private vac banned profiles squad going chimp mode monke mode on night hunter spamming drinking eggnog 10 chinese naked cowboys running killing night hunter in one shot and infinite ammo last wish on nest only last bullet spamming last wish on nest all 4 players squad killing nest last wish 10 seconds for 1 nest winning game and posting on steam feed saying xiaaoing pong me win game btz!!!
@stable mist
Just noticed this pin
amazing
honest gate
china wins again.
fierce storm
epic sub 100 hour NH
stable mist
imagine spending more than 100h in something like btz
holy fucking shit dude
I'd actually almost feel bad
I'm so sorry...
why would you do that to yourself?
😩
there are people who do self harm and then there is a worse level
its making yourself play btz
😔
those sorry souls...
severe wave
forest holly
Btz isn’t that bad
honest gate
but i can't because i get enjoyment out of entitled players
guess the tackle + tendril gp + double claw combo is too op
honest gate
well...
you get demoted.
lose too many games and you will go down a rank. there's also a weird glitch that happens rarely where you get your rank demoted back to prey for no reason. you also get demoted to prey if you complete the last mission in the following dlc.
regal shore
Oh then no wonder i got deranked from... what was it... i dunno but it was one of the higher ranks
halcyon ice
Holy shit the survivors in btz are so stubborn
safe marsh
monke
randoms dont like it when you play the game as intended
they want you to play like a pacifist in pvp
honest gate
aight fuck this i'm going back to monke.
but on a serious note: games are meant to be enjoyed by any player. if you aren't enjoying pvp, then uninstall.
fuc
honest gate
||Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.||
hexed kayak
shy hearth
Bruh
regal shore
Only 57?
acoustic hawk
its 68
hexed kayak
Well I’m not not an achievement hunter
raw sluice
Be the monke
acoustic hawk
more hours not mean pro
Kim has more hours than fanta
does that mean he is much more pro?
idk dont ask me
languid flint
Be the zombie is Kyle crane fighting the night hunter which is Kyle crane with other Kyle cranes
languid flint
yesnt
regal shore
Xhaled plenty pro
pastel knot
noone plays BTZ anymore and its derpessing
stable mist
It would be more depressing if people actually played it
pastel knot
but its also super meta because one of followins ending is crane becoming a zombie. fighting against (in the fanon theorey) other survivor games
languid flint
Also
pastel knot
@stable mist how so?
stable mist
pastel knot
well...
stable mist
stable mist
For the 1010384774rd time, Crane isn't the NH 
pastel knot
in your opinion 😄
stable mist
stable mist
My opinions are based on facts and evidence
pastel knot
from him,
stable mist
He's fucking dead, mate.
stable mist
Well whatever lets you sleep at night
stable mist
Just so you know it would be extremely illogical to find a letter from someone who died in a completely different country over 15 years ago
pastel knot
IK but video game logic dosent make sense
stable mist
In a quarantined city where nothing got out and nothing came in
Except airdrops
They came in
pastel knot
... you remember crane being outside the zone in vial ending?
you see a normal ish place
stone heron
Never played be the zombie but pee pee poo poo check
stable mist
Yea but he had just turned into a frikkin volatile
pastel knot
and when the sun comes up...
stable mist
And then he probably mauled the family to death
And got put the fuck down by the military and law enforcement
stable mist
We are probably going to get a reference
stone heron
Vilkki check general for me
hexed kayak
Honestly I think the real ending is where crane gets infected and turn spreading it outside harran idk
honest gate
ree
regal shore
No
trail hollow
we force a hipsters who likes smoke pot and look like a certain techland employee to drive for us.
hexed kayak
I’ve been playing other games because almost everytime I play invasion and I get 1 or 2 nest down they abort the match and get frustrated because it happens so frequently
green wedge
@honest gate don't disrespect the monkues like that by comparing them tonpeiole that think Kyle=night hunter
How else would kyle be fighting the night hunter then?
trail hollow
@acoustic hawk there is someone here who has more hours in the witcher than me the other day
acoustic hawk
You just left it open 
vague pier
honest gate
i think i might've scared him...
forest holly
who wants to play
acoustic hawk
@forest holly Which platform?
forest holly
nerd
forest holly
you’re the nerd now
honest gate
how so?
forest holly
You tell me
honest gate
nah nah you tell me why i'm a nerd.
forest holly
no
low prawn
pastel knot
I remember when I did that to a NH.
made a pun out of it :D,
it should still be up on my reddit post history...
honest gate
oof
languid flint
I ducking hate it when people camp in the water and on islands in the water and when I pounce them they leave
shy hearth
Not sure if it's just me but that vid is going 1 frame per hour
plain wave
its just u
quiet brook
trashcans
unique gulch
do u still insta heal with medkits in btz on normal? or did they patch it
plain wave
Story Mode / Normal difficulty
Otherwise it's still heal-over-time on Hard and Nightmare
quiet brook
Bruh
honest gate
hurB
dire cliff
Multiplayer anyone?
regal shore
I think im playing oinnacle cringe of DL BTZ community
Normal mode
2 handers
And nog
Ive gotten 2 straight pounces on him
HOLY FUCK
2h doing 120 on a 1v1 seems like too much
Yeah this is cringe
And all he fucking uses is 2h
What a mess of a match
raw sluice
Be THE monke
raw sluice
vague pier
hunter chalice
tender vine
Friendly psa: don't play btz with the following ever
Hunters bug the game out and you will be kicked back to slums for no reason
In the defense of the sweaty 2h user and nooby survivors like me, the pounce is pretty op. I know, uv flashlight but pounce just deletes noobs and you need 0 skill investment to get it RisitaS
tender vine
Oof
sharp light
I have like 90 of zaids flairs imma just use them in btz and become immortal
tender vine
I really hope it gets patched 
tender vine
regal shore
Sorajord, you have a friend who's on?
tender vine
I don't have anybody on
tender vine
I fixed my game by joining a game from a community
regal shore
Ah good
tender vine
A community.. that asks for modded items.
regal shore
Yeah...
tender vine
regal shore
It's all i hear about the ps4 community lol
regal shore
Straight damage values, probably not
tender vine
Btw does the button work in btz?
regal shore
But if they're modded to one shot the hunter or some bull like that, then ye
If you're in the following, it should
No reason why not
(Now i wanna try it)
tender vine
Imagine you go in for a pounce and miss and the dude just disappears miles away
regal shore
Secret room time!
sharp light
I shall use paper plane to protec me in BTZ
tender vine
halcyon ice
Everyone on console just leaves the game
Hard to rank up
And I'm a fucking walker, a new night hunter
honest gate
@honest gate you haven’t played hard?
@forest holly No, only nightmare for btz.
honest gate
I'm apex predator but it's hard find a match
languid flint
I bet the modded items don't even help in btz
@tender vine can confirm, they don’t,
maiden basin
There are set damages for NH
honest gate
Yes.
maiden basin
Different balances
honest gate
But, infinite grappling hooks are still giving you an advantage.
maiden basin
Even though if you have a weapon that has like 100k damage your still gonna do 60 damage in 1v1.
acoustic hawk
Even though if you have a weapon that has like 100k damage your still gonna do 60 damage in 1v1.
@maiden basin There are other weapons that have been modified to instantly kill the night hunter from what I heard
shy hearth
Le bruh
daring trout
Y'all still play console dl lol
daring trout
I basically gave up on that shit. Console is so ass lmao. Patches gave hope but techland is being retarded.
shy hearth
daring trout
Also
shy hearth
Also what
honest gate
also you're mum gay lmao XD XD
shy hearth
sharp light
trying to play BTZ as a human but nothings happening
cri cri
I'm on the following dlc atm
should I go to slums or something
but I want to use my car :pain:
honest gate
Eh, there are less hunters day by day.
I couldn't ever find a match, I just joined people.
Also, change your nickname, rule #18.
severe wave
But it's le fishe...
stable mist
if u ever wonder why people keep quitting its because one in 10 players is a cheater
sharp light
its easy to ping names like mine
just press on my name and copy and paste
but o k
wait you cant even evade as the zombies however humans can
cry
sharp light
ehh if you play smart it wont get you anywhere because of uv lights and flares
forest holly
playing smart means finding a way to surpass those obstacles
raw sluice
Be the monke
raw sluice
slate shadow
honest gate
be the val
hexed ridge
forest holly
be the gootecks
honest gate
be the aussie\
when it \s
be the birddo
be the chimp
oOO AAaA
oOo o Oo AA
Oo oo oO o oOAA A A A A a OO O oAoAOAO a
ehhhhh....
sure
be the chimp
epic
ocean laurel
Please dont start spamming here with Chimp noises.
forest holly
hexed kayak
Came across a fake apex and pooped on him
acoustic hawk
Uninstall
honest gate
