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ok i got old town unlocked on my low level save
:)
and 125 hp is sorta of good. you get 35 hp when you get revived and ground pound and claw will only do 25.
But insta-clawing is a thing.
ĀÆ_(ć)_/ĀÆ
If you are the person with the most deaths, you officially have small weewee.
Reason: Mass mention
That was only one person.

@severe wave .
Come now.
<@ 238694402678194177>
I've been warned only to get your attention, so it must be worth it.
Imagine if you had 4 warns and got banned by that..
Mostly "derailing" discussions. 
yes Btz
Can I put on clothes first, mister?
bruh
I feel like i am trying to hard with something that is just broken in a bad way, i feel like the zombie is criminally underpowered
Is the mode just pointless?
Is that even an argue?
The zombie is not underpowered
If you know how to play
You can win against everyone
matchmaking sure is broken 
matchmaking will forever be broken 
both sides too broken to even make a point
who cares if matchmaking broken lol, it's not a competitive game
@maiden basin its a big arguement, everything hunter can do can be countered.
Lmao
everything hunter do can be countered or else it would be overpowered
the hunter would just spam everything
And humans would be so weak then
There is no balancing in this game
Just stop wondering lol
Thatās why gp spam lol
ok
8ball tnght ?
I hear everyone say the hunter is underpowered but he really isn't
He literally got a buff if we're being honest here.
Epik inBade
Alright, @raw sluice , pc wehn ?
When moni
š³
Balancedn't
My reason being that my VR is only going to arrive tomorrow, so I have to play it for little to no enjoyment.
Oof
i think i know why i havenāt got bored of all the bullshit in btZ
iām a console player..

Having good friends in btz
@honest gate , another victim has come.
but i will be getting a pc but is there any point to get dying light on it?
ah fuck
One of the thing that you can't get off from btz
Well, not really.
Since it is probably going to be dead once your PC is done ( with the release of DL2 ).
Better get THAT there.
that is true
(if they do add btz in dl2) i wonder what theyāre gonna actually change in it/or fix?
i mean..
that is understandable
Nothing will change
:/
5 nests 4 man 1 nh
theyāre probably going to add btZ in anyways-
unless theyāll have something to replace it
i just donāt know why i still find amusement in btz
i can tell that you guys are fkn sick of it
and i understand why
It's trash
yeah-
And unbalanced
but for some reason i still put time into it
You hate 4v1? I hate
I play duo
i honestly donāt care if itās 3v1
but 4?
nah
i mean shit i got banned for ācheatingā on dying light just bc this kid lost 10 lives and killed 0 nests-
the community can be shit
What?
There is no ban in dying light
That's impossible..
xbox-
Bro it ain't got any hack or things
How can I get ban for no reason
bc xbox is garbo
You*
^
: (
honestly i was just ātoo goodā but i donāt think iām that good honestly he was just mad
thatās true
permanent ban also
no suspension
no warning
just a snap
then boom
banned and iāve lost the account š
So you can't open dying light
i have other accounts
just smurfs i play on
iām on dying light
on another account lol
xbox can have other accounts you can sign into and play on
they ban one specific account due to the report only going to that one account
so like
imagine i ban you (on xbox) on the account youāre using
you only get banned on THAT account
no others
itās just how tf did i cheat on xbox wut .-.
report-only based bans are flawed af

but how much does an actual good pc cost tho?
fuck

idk bruhš³
i mean i can get a pc bc it is way better than an xbox in a lot of ways

Imagine playing on console
Naturally
This is why pc is good
Slow af turn speed has always been gey
Only ever played LoU1 and B:TS on console and i did not doubt to max out sensitivity cuz holy fuck thats slow

Ah no, did I:SS too.
I mean the stuff on there's fine n the button layout can be quite nice, but.. btz just aint the high speed exploity broken mess I love and hate it to be





rekt
okay
uNlUcKy then
oh fuck i just realised that was you @honest gate
iām sorry

Birddo men i may hav lag fix

If i cant hit your character ill hit your feels

I nap then u inbathe
Yes birddo
i sleep 
@fierce storm invade my personal space

@fierce storm
no time for sleep
I have a sudden urge to get exploded
is it sad that i only play btz and not human since there is a lot of players that are good at both?
F
is it tho? : (
@prisma plover not really
@prisma plover its more sad that im too lazy to even play btz when though i want to
damn : (
well i say lazy but really its that Im afraid i will be awful at it
give it a try š
hmmm i dont think im ready yet
i wouldnāt say itās worth it bc everyone is gonna come at me saying how the pvp is unbalanced when it is but it is fun
my machete would ruin all the fun
34k damage and i didnt even know it was hacked.....until i looked at the upgrades
Well, playing both is better.
You get to understand the other side.
You get to feel the...
whisper
2 handed spam
it has im on ps4 actually
oh
iām on xbox
when you start off youāll most likely get into games with noobs-
as you rank up youāll get matched with better players
but i still dont get how my machete has telsa shield blueprint as an upgrade..guessing its hacked
@honest gate please
they still update dl1 lol
when dl2 comes out thatās going to change
Events are updates yes mhm
well shit
They still milk dl1*
Yes
when dl2 comes out thatās going to change
Not really.
Dl1 still gets his mom milk
a legend 64 can only uv and hit..
thereās a exp glitch for humans in this game right?
Probably.
We have xp glitch for hunters too
But your statement is not really logical, since he can do other things as well.
most certainly since iāve encountered a lot of 250 noobs
wait what
but like
he hasnāt done anything else new for the past 6 lives heās lost
he placed his first uv flare
and he has lost 10 lives
now to say gg to make him feel better š
most certainly since iāve encountered a lot of 250 noobs
Was one of them Birddo?
idk i would like to get a pc and get use to hunter and vs one if you guys..
of*
tf
He use 2hand spam exploit and blame it on testing.
/s
That doesn't kill the nests though.
But it kills the nh

wait..who spams 2h?
that name makes me think of super mario sunshine Xd
It's just an excuse they use because you are better than them.
whats gp?
ground pound
Ground Pound.
oh
wait a minute...where did all my night hunter boosters come from?i havent seen these nor used these...dont you get night hunter glands from btz?
You do.
i literally just noticed that i had 79 night hunter boosters in my backpack how did I not notice that before?

well I want to know where the fuck those came from
because i never played with invasions on
or btz
that really good feeling when you tendril sprint off a platform and hit a noclip tackle..
Maybe someone dropped them to you and you forgot about it?
probably
that would explain why i have survivor packs also....
only 5 of them tho
now IM CONFUSED WITH MY INVENTORY?
wait....i think i do remember a random guy from reddit joining my game but i dont even remember what he gave me I was looking for the dragon breath bow at the time
oh well
now,where can i find a list of all the hunter's attacks?
shit
shit what?the toilet?
just tell me and you will get a š
bruhh
what?
nah its fine i just looked on the wiki
thanks for trying to disappoint me
wha-
bruh
trust me the pvp system is broken asf
someone back me up on that?
: (
Ofc.
thank you
Hit the nail right in the head
Shitiest commuinity

Full of doublefaced shitheads
he's not wrong
oh hey guys
Truer words haven't been said before.
but yeah @quiet brook isnāt wrong
Thatās one dangerous move
i just canāt believe that iām still playing this piece of shit
what?
THEN IT WILL COUNT AS A GHOST PING.
oh no
A SIN FAR WORSE.
whatās going to happen to me
And then his rage shall multiply. Many many fold
am i dead already?
You will feel his rage
A crime most unforgivable
bruh i thought wraith was nice : (
From what i hear heās a kind guy when you get to know him
iām fucked
im deadass scared of what wraith will do to me tf
Is crane a night hunter
Is crane a night hunter
is this a joke causeits funny
bad channel
@frail walrus @honest gate yes
@severe wave @honest gate yes
Ah, Birddo is playing L4D2 with ze noobs.
@honest gate how about a third one?
okblocked


Perhaps.
Let me flip a coin.
Because I am tired, and tomorrow is the BIG day.
BUT, I DO want something to do.
Heads - I come.
Tails - No.
The coin has spoken.
The coin is a lie.

Fear noob join bad blood
Uh....
There is no BB chat because it was underused.

@severe wave @frail walrus
Eh, I will go sleep now.
Let's do that tomorrow.
I really need to get back into schedule.
okay

Sad.

why do you force me to scroll up to find someone who pinged me?
oh wait wrong chat
im witness

@stable mist But 2 means something
ASS
ill come over to your house you 2 and send you to the ranch dimension
please

you are not
yes
sad
1 min silence for birddo
But he will have fun with VR so np
the only reason he got a vr headset is so he can watch that vr porn
it's a shame you choose porn over friendship
okwtf

No
I will do my last BtZ match today and quit dying light for a while
@honest gate salutes you
Salutesn't you because ping. /s
"hes not OP, hes spammer"

veri pro
probably
I wonder if those dumbos actually think folks believe typing /whateverthefuck does whatever the fuck he did next
And by whatever the fuck i mean "i know exactly what but i cant describe that here"
Or if they just think theyre being all cool and cinematic and shit when in reality its just pretentious, over the top and completely unjustified
/gamemode 1
Wut
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
guys why is the khopesh good for btz?
'
long range and its fast
like aussie 

Long like Aussie and fast like Aussie.
@hexed kayak calico don't like you very much xd
The whole time we were playing he was spamming so I decided to do the same
ĀÆ_(ć)_/ĀÆ
š¤·š¾āāļø
Then has the audacity to post it like he wasnāt spamming the whole time to but ok
you probably pissed him off that bad xD
blk storm le troll?
I should change my name to that
i don't know why calico was complaining about it. he was winning from what i could see.
lost?
Yes I lost
Says Iām the worst cancer but spammed gp the whole time we were playing not even good gps most of it was missing
Well Iām glad I pissed him off
Thanks bro
anytime
In current state of the game
There is absolutely no reason to complain about nh spamming something
Because it's so fucking punishable
But if we switch the perspective
There is less counterplay to a human spamming something
Or just being a prick in general
Anyone who plays btz on story/normal should uninstall
Seriously, I wonder what goes through people's heads when they say that shit. Is the nh supposed to stand there and wait for 5 seconds to do another attack?

It's exactly what separates good and bad nh gameplay
Bad hunters can't/don't keep a human pinned down
And the good ones leave no breathing room
And it IS balanced because even when the hunter is constantly at the survivor's throat, they have a dozen windows to swing at the hunter and deal some damage back. Or even shoot him
xbox players: wat's dat
And getting hit by a tackle is always the survivor's fault.
imma ground pound spam you vilk until you grapple above me and make me miss 
And because dlr isnt out that would be a guaranteed dfa
dfa hurts on the inside and out.
I don't like speed as a requirement at all
Not one bit
Because you don't need to be really high above the nh with a fucking eggnog
You can scale so much ground horizontally when you jump with a booster
I feel stupid for not knowing what dfa means
Like they are flying towards the hunter from the side cuz eggnog makes them so fast
Not actually dropping on him from directly above
And that still goes into a dfa anim
Vilkki8, stop it. Get some help. Eat some Cheetos Puffs or something.
Why complain about anything when I should be complaining about this shit?
Ah yes, bullshit central with me, your second host, moose
Typical day in the life
Typical PvP for DL.
Hopefully they have something like bad blood in dl2 but 1v1
Imagine if someone actually tried to make a pvp game with peer to peer connection
Oh god
Yes. Nothing to complain about peer-to-peer connection, the exploits, the glitches, the telebombers, the DLR, the game, the uninstall button, the refund. All of it is the usual.
A game that involves quick time events, and has peer to peer connection
š š š š š š š š š š š š
I just had a hunter connect and leave all in the span of 2 seconds
Why doesnāt techland update btz often?
Because they are working on DL: BB
Didnt get a chance to even turn to nightš³

Sad
JP can confirm
i'm joking.
Because their team for dl1 is small and they wouldnt update it anymore by themselves cuz the gamemode is fucking dead and a lost cause
The only reason they are adding dlr is because Fear literally fed it to them with a spoon
All the code changes are in one document
They're just taking really long to add those changes because they want to test them out so they dont break the game cough that's what we dlr playtesters were for
But that shouldn't take this long either
It's been months since the first patch
And there are like 10 left?

Yea know what would've been good. If the gamemode was fixed before release, ya know?
Not after.
Oh you know whats funnier imagine if the gamemode wasnt pre order exclusive at release

Lol
what would you do if there was a btz player right in front of you
No release? No issues.
It will be cool if dl2 will have it
Here is the ultimate funny
Lets make a gamemode that only rewards the survivors but still make the opponent player controlled
It's like asking who wants to not have fun, so others can have fun
lol
Just imagine if that was real
Arenāt u a admin
yes
Canāt he change
you get +intellect

I could but I'm only joking of course
The new name would be more accurate nonetheless
Walk like an Egyptian
But in all seriousness vilk.
Rewatched part 3 and canāt get the song out of my head
Did you have any ideas that would genuinely benefit hunters to play btz instead of only benefitting humans? Or was it just a "this is stupid and should be changed" kinda thing?
Hm?
moose is bad, he spam dfa.
Lets make a gamemode that only rewards the survivors but still make the opponent player controlled
I no spam :c
No I'm just stating the fact that I think the mode was made so dl players couls farm gold weapons from it
Okay i getcha
And the night hunter player would have to play while not really getting anything
I need a new headset badly I hate texting on Xbox party chat like a dipshit
Xhaled invade me i need a hunter
Playing btz online competitively with randoms is like walking into a torture chamber but playing it with friends is sometimes actually fun, then again because of the nature of the mode, it just manages to piss people off, even if it's a private game.

...you have no idea.
You get to be one step closer to being apex on new save
are you going to invite me or not?
That's what you shall receive as your reward \o/
As i fuckin invite you
Hunter joins
Gimme 20
just... leave
I wanna play them though
you are subjected to change
never
Ranks may be a tiny bit cooler on console, because there isn't a modder in one of ten lobbies who's going to reset your rank back to 0. But they're still just a fucking word that changes depending how high your Win/Loss ratio is š
Amazing display of skill that truly matters
Playing btz online competitively with randoms is like walking into a torture chamber but playing it with friends is sometimes actually fun, then again because of the nature of the mode, it just manages to piss people off, even if it's a private game.
@stable mist I find much joy in playing against friends
Randoms just piss me off
One of them trash talked me then aborted after 2 handing
You know, most of the popular games that feature ranks... I find their ranked system and experience genuinely terrible
Yup
Mordhau is a clear example
It was intended for pvp
But the matchmaking is just WOW
I wanna get back in to r6 Iām only a silver
DL: rank is meaningless yet people care about it
MORDHAU: just doesn't work, too much cheese which makes the idea of competition pointless, and I guess the matchmaking balancing is bad
R6 Siege: You're really going to grind through all that sweat and salt and tryhard 3speed onetrick people just to get a shiny badge next to your name? A SHINY BADGE THAT RESETS EVERY COUPLE MONTHS 
- matchmaking is crap, victory is based on how the teams are balanced unless you actually have better aim than everyone else in the match.
League of Le... yeah. No. It's all a joke. 150 completely different characters and the game tries to utilize "Rock, Paper, Scissors" type of counterplay rules? While every champion has to be bought individually by currency you earn from playing, and one player can make a whole team lose a game single handedly, while one player cannot carry a team single handedly?
When it sucks

I donāt think r6 sucks
It's a good game to play casually
And that's why unranked is the perfect gamemode
But oh boy is ranked pointless
Basically
Casual: trolls, you play it to troll.
Unranked: people dont troll because it works like ranked, without pressure over your rank.
Ranked: tryhards here, tryhards there. Oh, look, a smurf. Why did I get four coppers?
Does this relate to BTZ again?
Chill
nice
i already knew that

i'll still ground pound spam you until you dfa me 
When it spams
blk storm?
i swear
if iāve encountered you before
iām going
to
hang
myself

he called me doodoo just bc i left to do something š¦
you sure?
yeah
ah
@prisma plover it makes me mad when someone leave 5mins in the game and counts as an abort and I get nothing out of it
Most night hunters do that
thatās true
And it constantly happens


nono itās okay
darkryha is the victim today?
i understand you fully tho
good.
yo fr?
Yes
@stable mist when the
Vikki do u have a yt
moon shines
just got killed by 2 hand spammer
Sad
depression
Is it just me or does anybody hate the smell of alcohol
Perhaps
Oh my bad Iām off topic
I dont care
Perhaps.


perhaps vilkki
Definitely lmao
sure
@hexed kayak I mean you're basically smelling spoiled juice
Xhaled im gonna send it
@regal shore send what
@hexed kayak I mean you're basically smelling spoiled juice
@stable mist ?
Is it just me or does anybody hate the smell of alcohol
you wouldn't say the same for gasoline.
Only thing I can tolerate is beer
@regal shore you're bad.
Ew
Yes beer is good
No
yes
Beer suck
ok
Of course the german guy likes beer

Lol
why not

Crex has oktoberfest every friday

@regal shore you're bad.
@honest gate bad enough to know when to take advantage when you make dumdum move
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
my hunter climbed the building instead of tackling the dude next to me.
xd
it be like that
Tbh Iām getting bored of btz only reason why I play it because Iām wating for dl2 and itās the one of the only pvp games I somewhat enjoy but I just might just stop playing games and be one of those guy who only go on Xbox to watch stuff
i play btz because i rather enjoy hell than the lovely battlefield 1 or cod modern warfare
don't start what you can't finish this guy must think he's some kinda god cuz he hit a useless button

Furry

I say $hit on Xbox but on ps4 u can pretty much getway with everything
He tried to go to the Tower to sit inside but I shut that shit down real quick.
wait
Charles
XD
Fanta
sure
blk storm
y u no play VS with us?
Iām scatting be on pc
Wanted ta but i didn't get the notif
@prisma plover yea
youāve went up against someone named Tarnesu right?
Ducky boy
l4d2 vs ain't my strong suit I'll admit but gimme a ping next time
Yes I gave that guy an advantage and he still ended up quitting
He said he doesnāt like the slums
that was me
He said letās play old town
i got permanent banned from a false report
recked
Yeesh
ga-ban.
i still got destroyed on old town ik
by getting perma-banned.
apparently i was ācheatingā
it was a false report. no evidence. just report and then boom i canāt log into the account anymore
But itās so hard to get perma ban usally Xbox puts a tag on your reputation
Well. Was it true, to any level of degree?
Lotta folks nowadays take justice into their own hands, or grab stuff without checking if it's even legit.
There's soo many people claiming VAC on pc has banned for no reason but I don't believe 'em for a second.
lemme shut your ego down real quick get on pc
@fierce storm you can't beat the meat, dad.
i know
So you're tellin' me Xbox legit just bans people on reports alone
yep
Sell and move on
I gotta get the series x
it doesnāt really matter
I'd rather go back to the WII age than touch that shit

No
ok good on ya men
My friend told me not to
Xbox won't ban you right off the bat. They'll suspend you first. If you get too many suspensions, you will get banned.
good on your men
xhaled yes
xhaled the console master right here
but the other suspensions werenāt even to cheating they were messages
sure bud
yeah
yea that's the most common.
yep
since you can't say fuck, dick, shit, or any other profane language that makes a player morph into a karen.
but only like two suspensions i got and then when i went up against this dude he reported me for cheating
nice free speech microsoft
Free Speech? what's dat
all i said was ābruh stfuā and āyouāre retardedā thatās literally what the bans were
so most players will just report you because they have emotions of a wet paper.
xhaled pls im emotional
you said bad word. now you are gonna have to answer to mister clean, fanta.
Mr. Proper, as the Germans call him
i can't see anything
we then have this one 
The repeal system is dumb
yep
Sad
my case review is going under review tho
I actually forgot what I did in 2018
so i might actually get the acc back
you can press on reason for action
and itāll tell you what message it was youāve been suspended for
nudity/sexual content?
i was once called a Karen
they need to work on the false reporting shit tho
Letās just say there was a girl doing explicit stuff to a guy in my profile picture
Cuz i told some kids to stop posting unfunny roblox memes
i mean i donāt blame you grape
xbox: the type of console that if youāre good at a game, youāll get a sore loser to report you for ācheatingā
well isnāt that every console?
One of my friends got mass reported before and got a perma ban
Because a group of guys decided to report him for ācheatingā
oh god
i wish i could go back to the days when iād just sit down, turn my xbox 360 on and play some good old minecraft
like
when it came out for the xbox 360

2012 Mc was the best
yes

I remember it was cool to have a bunch of xs in you name
fr tho
Decline
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