#🧬︱bethezombie

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regal shore
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Dm’s

honest gate
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ok i got old town unlocked on my low level save

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:)

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and 125 hp is sorta of good. you get 35 hp when you get revived and ground pound and claw will only do 25.

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But insta-clawing is a thing.

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ĀÆ_(惄)_/ĀÆ

fierce storm
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..? Ive only ever got 25 hp on revive regardless of max

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That a console thinger?

plain wave
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Just console things I gues

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Another difference to add to the list

honest gate
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If you are the person with the most deaths, you officially have small weewee.

bleak ravineBOT
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Dr. Birddo#4888 has been warned

Reason: Mass mention

honest gate
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That was only one person.

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@severe wave .

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Come now.

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<@ 238694402678194177>

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I've been warned only to get your attention, so it must be worth it.

severe wave
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Jeff is retarded. Risitaslaugh

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I is here.

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Only for you. lovebruh

honest gate
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!unwarn @honest gate

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exploit

severe wave
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Imagine if you had 4 warns and got banned by that..

honest gate
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Wait, so 5 warnings = ban ?

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I thought it was 3.

severe wave
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I have 4.

honest gate
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:okhow:

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but really

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ok

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how

severe wave
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Mostly "derailing" discussions. peepokg

honest gate
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Could you enhance ?

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oknvm

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@severe wave
BtZ now yes ?

dire hemlock
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yes Btz

severe wave
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Soonā„¢ļø

honest gate
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That warning must be worth it.

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For your own good.

severe wave
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Can I put on clothes first, mister?

honest gate
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No, come to me like this.

tame thicket
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bruh

dusk hamlet
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I feel like i am trying to hard with something that is just broken in a bad way, i feel like the zombie is criminally underpowered

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Is the mode just pointless?

maiden basin
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Is that even an argue?

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The zombie is not underpowered

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If you know how to play

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You can win against everyone

fierce storm
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matchmaking sure is broken lmao

safe marsh
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matchmaking will forever be broken xdxd

stuck zephyr
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both sides too broken to even make a point

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who cares if matchmaking broken lol, it's not a competitive game

dusk hamlet
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@maiden basin its a big arguement, everything hunter can do can be countered.

fierce storm
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fear with the classic fear comment

maiden basin
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Lmao

maiden basin
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everything hunter do can be countered or else it would be overpowered

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the hunter would just spam everything

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And humans would be so weak then

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There is no balancing in this game

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Just stop wondering lol

regal shore
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That’s why gp spam lol

quiet brook
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what

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trashcans

honest gate
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ok

fierce storm
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cans of the trash kind

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but also what if I what if i what if I

honest gate
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8ball tnght ?

raw sluice
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I hear everyone say the hunter is underpowered but he really isn't

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He literally got a buff if we're being honest here.

honest gate
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Eh.
2 Handeds can't be countered, a GP spit can be.

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Just don't get tackled / GPd.

raw sluice
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Just don't get evaded

honest gate
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ok i will try once i invade you

coarse pilot
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Epik inBade

raw sluice
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Pogger

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s

fierce storm
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laggy GP spits tho

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ez

honest gate
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Idk, might be because of 2 Handed spammers.

coarse pilot
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Ebik

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Warped bois

honest gate
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Alright, @raw sluice , pc wehn ?

raw sluice
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When moni

honest gate
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but you monin't ?

coarse pilot
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Pcn't

prisma plover
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😳

maiden basin
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Balancedn't

honest gate
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^

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But we still play it for.... reasons.

maiden basin
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šŸ˜‚

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Yeah

honest gate
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My reason being that my VR is only going to arrive tomorrow, so I have to play it for little to no enjoyment.

maiden basin
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Oof

prisma plover
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i think i know why i haven’t got bored of all the bullshit in btZ

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i’m a console player..

honest gate
coarse pilot
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Having good friends in btz

honest gate
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@honest gate , another victim has come.

prisma plover
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but i will be getting a pc but is there any point to get dying light on it?

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ah fuck

coarse pilot
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One of the thing that you can't get off from btz

honest gate
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Well, not really.
Since it is probably going to be dead once your PC is done ( with the release of DL2 ).

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Better get THAT there.

prisma plover
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that is true

coarse pilot
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I don't think so

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40 ppl will play it

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Xd

prisma plover
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(if they do add btz in dl2) i wonder what they’re gonna actually change in it/or fix?

coarse pilot
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Or they gonna be dead

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No btz for dl2 pls

prisma plover
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i mean..

coarse pilot
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Even it Haves more big map it's pure hell

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Same thing with dl

prisma plover
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that is understandable

coarse pilot
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Nothing will change

prisma plover
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:/

coarse pilot
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5 nests 4 man 1 nh

prisma plover
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they’re probably going to add btZ in anyways-

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unless they’ll have something to replace it

coarse pilot
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I'm not going to play this im there

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It will be pure hell

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Nests 1km away from you

prisma plover
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i just don’t know why i still find amusement in btz

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i can tell that you guys are fkn sick of it

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and i understand why

coarse pilot
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It's trash

prisma plover
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yeah-

coarse pilot
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And unbalanced

prisma plover
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but for some reason i still put time into it

coarse pilot
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You hate 4v1? I hate

prisma plover
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4v1 i hate

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utter cancer

coarse pilot
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I play duo

prisma plover
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i honestly don’t care if it’s 3v1

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but 4?

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nah

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i mean shit i got banned for ā€œcheatingā€ on dying light just bc this kid lost 10 lives and killed 0 nests-

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the community can be shit

severe wave
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What?

coarse pilot
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There is no ban in dying light

severe wave
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That's impossible..

prisma plover
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xbox-

coarse pilot
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Bro it ain't got any hack or things

prisma plover
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ik

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but i still got banned

coarse pilot
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How can I get ban for no reason

prisma plover
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bc xbox is garbo

coarse pilot
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You*

prisma plover
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^

coarse pilot
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That's total bs

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I'm quitting dl

prisma plover
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: (

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honestly i was just ā€œtoo goodā€ but i don’t think i’m that good honestly he was just mad

coarse pilot
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That's total bs

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Hacking in Xbox is impossible unless u do something crazy

prisma plover
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that’s true

coarse pilot
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And ban ?

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How the hell

prisma plover
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permanent ban also

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no suspension

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no warning

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just a snap

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then boom

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banned and i’ve lost the account šŸ™‚

coarse pilot
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So you can't open dying light

prisma plover
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i have other accounts

coarse pilot
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On your dl account

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Or main

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Account

prisma plover
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just smurfs i play on

coarse pilot
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Idk but you can't open dying light ?

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Rn

prisma plover
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i’m on dying light

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on another account lol

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xbox can have other accounts you can sign into and play on

coarse pilot
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If it's permanent they ip ban

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That's bs too

prisma plover
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they ban one specific account due to the report only going to that one account

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so like

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imagine i ban you (on xbox) on the account you’re using

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you only get banned on THAT account

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no others

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it’s just how tf did i cheat on xbox wut .-.

fierce storm
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CursedGam report-only based bans are flawed af

prisma plover
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dude

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this is why i want a pc

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i’m honestly done with xbox.

fierce storm
prisma plover
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but how much does an actual good pc cost tho?flatflush

fierce storm
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Better question is how much does it cost to get skill

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Is it worth it?

prisma plover
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fuck

fierce storm
prisma plover
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idk bruh😳

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i mean i can get a pc bc it is way better than an xbox in a lot of ways

fierce storm
coarse pilot
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Imagine playing on console

fierce storm
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Naturally

coarse pilot
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This is why pc is good

fierce storm
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Slow af turn speed has always been gey

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Only ever played LoU1 and B:TS on console and i did not doubt to max out sensitivity cuz holy fuck thats slow

prisma plover
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can i like not get shit on for playing xbox?

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like damn i get it it’s shit😳

fierce storm
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Ah no, did I:SS too.

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I mean the stuff on there's fine n the button layout can be quite nice, but.. btz just aint the high speed exploity broken mess I love and hate it to be

prisma plover
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you’ve got a point

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but shit i need to move on from xbox anyways-

fierce storm
prisma plover
fierce storm
prisma plover
prisma plover
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rekt

honest gate
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Not rekt, jsut got unlucky.

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I get rekt when Fanta gets mad because of lag.

prisma plover
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okay

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uNlUcKy thenflatflush

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oh fuck i just realised that was you @honest gate

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i’m sorry

honest gate
fierce storm
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Birddo men i may hav lag fix

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If i cant hit your character ill hit your feels

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I nap then u inbathe

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Yes birddo

honest gate
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okpro

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when I invade

prisma plover
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can i show you how shitty console is?

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and how shit i am?

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rq?

fierce storm
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thenk i sleep billysleep

prisma plover
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bruh

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nvm i’m gonna get made fun ofsad

frail walrus
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@fierce storm invade my personal space

fierce storm
prisma plover
honest gate
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@fierce storm
no time for sleep
I have a sudden urge to get exploded

fierce storm
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Too bad

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Wait your match

prisma plover
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is it sad that i only play btz and not human since there is a lot of players that are good at both?

fierce storm
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F

prisma plover
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is it tho? : (

dire hemlock
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@prisma plover not really

prisma plover
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oh thank god

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i’d understand if it was tho

dire hemlock
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@prisma plover its more sad that im too lazy to even play btz when though i want to

prisma plover
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damn : (

dire hemlock
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well i say lazy but really its that Im afraid i will be awful at it

prisma plover
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give it a try šŸ˜„

dire hemlock
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hmmm i dont think im ready yet

prisma plover
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i wouldn’t say it’s worth it bc everyone is gonna come at me saying how the pvp is unbalanced when it is but it is fun

dire hemlock
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my machete would ruin all the fun

prisma plover
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it’ll just get tiring with the amount of bullshit you have to go through

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oh

dire hemlock
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34k damage and i didnt even know it was hacked.....until i looked at the upgrades

prisma plover
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but dude

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you should give it a try

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wait

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you’re on pc right?

honest gate
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Well, playing both is better.

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You get to understand the other side.

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You get to feel the...

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whisper
2 handed spam

prisma plover
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: (

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it just depends what he’s playing on since console is noobs

dire hemlock
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it has im on ps4 actually

prisma plover
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oh

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i’m on xbox

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when you start off you’ll most likely get into games with noobs-

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as you rank up you’ll get matched with better players

dire hemlock
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but i still dont get how my machete has telsa shield blueprint as an upgrade..guessing its hacked

honest gate
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That is just matchmaking.

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Nothing special.

prisma plover
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@honest gate pleaseflatflush

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they still update dl1 lol

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when dl2 comes out that’s going to change

coarse pilot
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Events are updates yes mhm

prisma plover
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well shit

fierce storm
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They still milk dl1*

coarse pilot
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Yes

honest gate
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when dl2 comes out that’s going to change
Not really.

coarse pilot
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Dl1 still gets his mom milk

honest gate
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Techland is divided to 2 halves.

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1 working on DL1 and the other on DL2.

prisma plover
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a legend 64 can only uv and hit..

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there’s a exp glitch for humans in this game right?

honest gate
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Probably.

coarse pilot
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We have xp glitch for hunters too

honest gate
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But your statement is not really logical, since he can do other things as well.

prisma plover
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most certainly since i’ve encountered a lot of 250 noobs

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wait what

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but like

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he hasn’t done anything else new for the past 6 lives he’s lost

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he placed his first uv flare

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and he has lost 10 lives

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now to say gg to make him feel better šŸ˜„

severe wave
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most certainly since i’ve encountered a lot of 250 noobs
Was one of them Birddo? fluSH

prisma plover
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oh my

coarse pilot
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Birddo pro

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Change my mind

prisma plover
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idk i would like to get a pc and get use to hunter and vs one if you guys..

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of*

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tf

severe wave
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He use 2hand spam exploit and blame it on testing. fLuSh /s

prisma plover
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oh

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nvm

coarse pilot
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@severe wave he landmines nests

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But zanatov Chad fucks it

severe wave
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That doesn't kill the nests though.

coarse pilot
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But it kills the nh

severe wave
dire hemlock
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wait..who spams 2h?

coarse pilot
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Pros

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Uhh

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I mean

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Birddo

prisma plover
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i don’t get it when it comes to a gp spammer

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i get called it a lot

dire hemlock
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that name makes me think of super mario sunshine Xd

severe wave
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It's just an excuse they use because you are better than them.

prisma plover
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but i only gp in tight situations or use it to my escape

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oh

dire hemlock
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whats gp?

prisma plover
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ground pound

severe wave
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Ground Pound.

dire hemlock
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oh

prisma plover
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how tf can you call someone a tackle spammer

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i’ve been called it before .-.

dire hemlock
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wait a minute...where did all my night hunter boosters come from?i havent seen these nor used these...dont you get night hunter glands from btz?

severe wave
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You do.

dire hemlock
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i literally just noticed that i had 79 night hunter boosters in my backpack how did I not notice that before?

prisma plover
dire hemlock
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well I want to know where the fuck those came from

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because i never played with invasions on

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or btz

prisma plover
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that really good feeling when you tendril sprint off a platform and hit a noclip tackle..AussieTankEngine

severe wave
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Maybe someone dropped them to you and you forgot about it?

dire hemlock
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probably

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that would explain why i have survivor packs also....

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only 5 of them tho

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now IM CONFUSED WITH MY INVENTORY?

severe wave
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Ye - don't mention those here.

dire hemlock
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wait....i think i do remember a random guy from reddit joining my game but i dont even remember what he gave me I was looking for the dragon breath bow at the time

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oh well

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now,where can i find a list of all the hunter's attacks?

prisma plover
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shit

dire hemlock
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shit what?the toilet?

prisma plover
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nah it’s just

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there’s no point

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the pvp is unbalanced and broken

dire hemlock
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just tell me and you will get a šŸ­

prisma plover
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bruhhflatflush

dire hemlock
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what?

prisma plover
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i can’t go through all of the moves

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too lazy

dire hemlock
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nah its fine i just looked on the wiki

prisma plover
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oh nice

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but like

dire hemlock
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thanks for trying to disappoint me

prisma plover
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wha-

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bruh

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trust me the pvp system is broken asf

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someone back me up on that?

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: (

honest gate
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Ofc.

prisma plover
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thank you

quiet brook
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Btz is shit

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Dying light shit

acoustic hawk
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Hit the nail right in the head

quiet brook
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Shitiest commuinity

acoustic hawk
quiet brook
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Full of doublefaced shitheads

stuck zephyr
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he's not wrong

prisma plover
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oh hey guys

honest gate
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Truer words haven't been said before.

prisma plover
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but yeah @quiet brook isn’t wrongflatflush

regal shore
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That’s one dangerous move

prisma plover
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i just can’t believe that i’m still playing this piece of shit

honest gate
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Why ping him ?

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You are dead.

prisma plover
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what?

regal shore
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Pinging wraith is a risky move

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And not one that anyone endorses

prisma plover
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oh fuck

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ima delete that rq

honest gate
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NO.

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NO NO NO NO NO.

regal shore
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He already has the ping

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Cant change that

honest gate
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THEN IT WILL COUNT AS A GHOST PING.

prisma plover
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oh no

honest gate
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A SIN FAR WORSE.

prisma plover
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what’s going to happen to me

regal shore
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And then his rage shall multiply. Many many fold

prisma plover
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am i dead already?

regal shore
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You will feel his rage

prisma plover
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oh no

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what have i done

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šŸ˜”

honest gate
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Wraith ze toxic.

regal shore
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A crime most unforgivable

prisma plover
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bruh i thought wraith was nice : (

honest gate
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Well, I got used to the toxicity.
Now I just see him as :

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Right, @ Wraith. ?

regal shore
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From what i hear he’s a kind guy when you get to know him

honest gate
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I might delete that space there.

prisma plover
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i’m fucked

regal shore
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deletes the space from the . And the ?

prisma plover
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im deadass scared of what wraith will do to me tf

devout ridge
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Is crane a night hunter

honest gate
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Is crane a night hunter
is this a joke cause Risitaslaugh its funny

pliant venture
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bad channel

severe wave
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@frail walrus @honest gate yes

frail walrus
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@severe wave @honest gate yes

severe wave
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Ah, Birddo is playing L4D2 with ze noobs.

honest gate
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Double ping.

frail walrus
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@honest gate how about a third one?

honest gate
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okblocked

frail walrus
honest gate
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JK.

frail walrus
severe wave
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Birddo, BtZ?

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(:

honest gate
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Perhaps.

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Let me flip a coin.

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Because I am tired, and tomorrow is the BIG day.

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BUT, I DO want something to do.

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Heads - I come.
Tails - No.

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The coin has spoken.

severe wave
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The coin is a lie.

honest gate
severe wave
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come

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(:

honest gate
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Sigh.... um....

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Huff....

acoustic hawk
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Fear noob join bad blood

honest gate
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Uh....

acoustic hawk
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@cerulean furnace Join

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Bad blood

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ez

cerulean furnace
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wrong chat

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you noob

honest gate
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There is no BB chat because it was underused.

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@severe wave @frail walrus
Eh, I will go sleep now.
Let's do that tomorrow.

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I really need to get back into schedule.

frail walrus
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okay

honest gate
frail walrus
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good night

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anton is being alone in vc

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probably talking to himself

honest gate
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Sad.

severe wave
acoustic hawk
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:o

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I played bad blood

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ok game

cerulean furnace
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L

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wtf

honest gate
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why do you force me to scroll up to find someone who pinged me?

stable mist
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oh wait wrong chat

honest gate
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You broke rule.

stable mist
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and nobody bats an eye

honest gate
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im witness

stable mist
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one witness means nothing

honest gate
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ye

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who's the victim birddo mentioned?

safe marsh
acoustic hawk
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dantipsfedora
@stable mist But 2 means something

cerulean furnace
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ASS

stable mist
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they mean something until they are gone, with two clicks

quiet brook
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ill come over to your house you 2 and send you to the ranch dimension

stable mist
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please

acoustic hawk
quiet brook
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fa

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ther

plain wave
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you are not

acoustic hawk
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yes

severe wave
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@frail walrus @honest gate Yes?

honest gate
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VR arrived.

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V- Virtual
R- BtZ no more

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Well, perhaps later.

severe wave
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sad

coarse pilot
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1 min silence for birddo
But he will have fun with VR so np

frail walrus
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the only reason he got a vr headset is so he can watch that vr porn

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it's a shame you choose porn over friendship

honest gate
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okwtf

coarse pilot
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No

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I will do my last BtZ match today and quit dying light for a while

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@honest gate salutes you

honest gate
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Salutesn't you because ping. /s

coarse pilot
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/s.

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You did good in that long timespan

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@honest gate I was a good human ?

plain wave
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digging up old screenshots

thorn niche
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"hes not OP, hes spammer"

honest gate
honest gate
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veri pro

coarse pilot
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veri spammre

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12 y/o or something like that ?

prisma plover
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probably

honest gate
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Yo

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I can be a hunter if you want

fierce storm
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I wonder if those dumbos actually think folks believe typing /whateverthefuck does whatever the fuck he did next

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And by whatever the fuck i mean "i know exactly what but i cant describe that here"

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Or if they just think theyre being all cool and cinematic and shit when in reality its just pretentious, over the top and completely unjustified

fringe nimbus
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/gamemode 1

fierce storm
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/give skill

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ĀÆ\_(惄)_/ĀÆ

raw sluice
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LMAO

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/hackson

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"You're done for kid peepocool "

pliant venture
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game i must

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i have 3 weeks to live

honest gate
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaapro

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sorry for bad vwrikting

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am writihg bfrom vr

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hd4lp

raw sluice
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Wut

trail hollow
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

dire hemlock
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guys why is the khopesh good for btz?
'

fringe nimbus
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long range and its fast

honest gate
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like aussie flatflush

tame thicket
brisk igloo
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Long like Aussie and fast like Aussie.

honest gate
hexed kayak
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The whole time we were playing he was spamming so I decided to do the same

honest gate
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ĀÆ_(惄)_/ĀÆ

hexed kayak
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šŸ¤·šŸ¾ā€ā™‚ļø

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Then has the audacity to post it like he wasn’t spamming the whole time to but ok

honest gate
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you probably pissed him off that bad xD

hexed kayak
#

Yes I did

#

Took the time out of his day to post about me

honest gate
#

blk storm le troll?

hexed kayak
#

I should change my name to that

honest gate
#

i don't know why calico was complaining about it. he was winning from what i could see.

hexed kayak
#

It was 2 nest left with on life

#

1

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I tried to clutch but guess not

honest gate
#

lost?

hexed kayak
#

Yes I lost

#

Says I’m the worst cancer but spammed gp the whole time we were playing not even good gps most of it was missing

#

Well I’m glad I pissed him off

honest gate
#

xd

#

yea i just heard about it and wanted to get your side of the story.

hexed kayak
#

Thanks bro

honest gate
#

anytime

stable mist
#

In current state of the game

#

There is absolutely no reason to complain about nh spamming something

#

Because it's so fucking punishable

#

But if we switch the perspective

#

There is less counterplay to a human spamming something

#

Or just being a prick in general

#

Anyone who plays btz on story/normal should uninstall

#

Seriously, I wonder what goes through people's heads when they say that shit. Is the nh supposed to stand there and wait for 5 seconds to do another attack?

#

It's exactly what separates good and bad nh gameplay

#

Bad hunters can't/don't keep a human pinned down

#

And the good ones leave no breathing room

#

And it IS balanced because even when the hunter is constantly at the survivor's throat, they have a dozen windows to swing at the hunter and deal some damage back. Or even shoot him

honest gate
#

xbox players: wat's dat

stable mist
#

And getting hit by a tackle is always the survivor's fault.

honest gate
#

imma ground pound spam you vilk until you grapple above me and make me miss flatflush

stable mist
#

And because dlr isnt out that would be a guaranteed dfa

honest gate
#

dfa hurts on the inside and out.

stable mist
#

I don't like speed as a requirement at all

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Not one bit

#

Because you don't need to be really high above the nh with a fucking eggnog

#

You can scale so much ground horizontally when you jump with a booster

hexed kayak
#

I feel stupid for not knowing what dfa means

stable mist
#

DFAs from a fucking 45° angle

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Fuck me...

honest gate
#

that's...

#

actually cancer.

stable mist
#

Like they are flying towards the hunter from the side cuz eggnog makes them so fast
Not actually dropping on him from directly above

#

And that still goes into a dfa anim

honest gate
#

Why complain about anything when I should be complaining about this shit?

regal shore
#

Ah yes, bullshit central with me, your second host, moose

stable mist
#

There is nothing to complain about

#

That's just the usual

#

Mega lag

honest gate
#

The usual Dying Light BTZ experience.

regal shore
#

Typical day in the life

honest gate
#

Typical PvP for DL.

hexed kayak
#

Hopefully they have something like bad blood in dl2 but 1v1

stable mist
#

Imagine if someone actually tried to make a pvp game with peer to peer connection

hexed kayak
#

Oh god

honest gate
#

Yes. Nothing to complain about peer-to-peer connection, the exploits, the glitches, the telebombers, the DLR, the game, the uninstall button, the refund. All of it is the usual.

stable mist
#

A game that involves quick time events, and has peer to peer connection

#

šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚

regal shore
#

I just had a hunter connect and leave all in the span of 2 seconds

hexed kayak
#

Why doesn’t techland update btz often?

honest gate
#

Because they are working on DL: BB

regal shore
#

Didnt get a chance to even turn to night😳

honest gate
hexed kayak
#

Sad

regal shore
#

JP can confirmflatflush

honest gate
#

i'm joking.

stable mist
#

Because their team for dl1 is small and they wouldnt update it anymore by themselves cuz the gamemode is fucking dead and a lost cause

#

The only reason they are adding dlr is because Fear literally fed it to them with a spoon

#

All the code changes are in one document

honest gate
#

Peanut butter spoon fed to techland?

stable mist
#

They're just taking really long to add those changes because they want to test them out so they dont break the game cough that's what we dlr playtesters were for

regal shore
#

Dude a spoon of pb would be so good rn

#

Fuck

stable mist
#

But that shouldn't take this long either

#

It's been months since the first patch

#

And there are like 10 left?

honest gate
#

Yea know what would've been good. If the gamemode was fixed before release, ya know?

#

Not after.

stable mist
#

Oh you know whats funnier imagine if the gamemode wasnt pre order exclusive at release

honest gate
hexed kayak
#

Lol

regal shore
#

No no, ultimate funny?

#

Announce the game mode

#

Never release it.

honest gate
#

what would you do if there was a btz player right in front of you

regal shore
#

No release? No issues.

hexed kayak
#

It will be cool if dl2 will have it

stable mist
#

Here is the ultimate funny

#

Lets make a gamemode that only rewards the survivors but still make the opponent player controlled

#

It's like asking who wants to not have fun, so others can have fun

regal shore
#

Bro damn vilk that's hilarious

#

Absolutely mad

honest gate
#

lol

regal shore
#

Just imagine if that was real

stable mist
#

This channel should be renamed to complaint and argument channel

hexed kayak
#

Aren’t u a admin

honest gate
#

yes

hexed kayak
#

Can’t he change

honest gate
#

you get +intellect

hexed kayak
stable mist
#

I could but I'm only joking of course

#

The new name would be more accurate nonetheless

acoustic hawk
#

Walk like an Egyptian

regal shore
#

But in all seriousness vilk.

acoustic hawk
#

Rewatched part 3 and can’t get the song out of my head

regal shore
#

Did you have any ideas that would genuinely benefit hunters to play btz instead of only benefitting humans? Or was it just a "this is stupid and should be changed" kinda thing?

acoustic hawk
#

Hm?

honest gate
#

moose is bad, he spam dfa.

regal shore
#

Lets make a gamemode that only rewards the survivors but still make the opponent player controlled

#

I no spam :c

stable mist
#

No I'm just stating the fact that I think the mode was made so dl players couls farm gold weapons from it

regal shore
#

Okay i getcha

stable mist
#

And the night hunter player would have to play while not really getting anything

acoustic hawk
#

It was a fucking bonus to play with friends

#

Not fucking bad blood

hexed kayak
#

I need a new headset badly I hate texting on Xbox party chat like a dipshit

regal shore
#

Xhaled invade me i need a hunter

honest gate
#

ok

#

do i get anything out of it...?

#

i already have the meta loadout.

stable mist
#

Playing btz online competitively with randoms is like walking into a torture chamber but playing it with friends is sometimes actually fun, then again because of the nature of the mode, it just manages to piss people off, even if it's a private game.

honest gate
#

...you have no idea.

regal shore
#

You get to be one step closer to being apex on new save

honest gate
#

are you going to invite me or not?

regal shore
#

That's what you shall receive as your reward \o/

#

As i fuckin invite you

#

Hunter joins

#

Gimme 20

honest gate
#

just... leave

regal shore
#

I wanna play them though

cerulean furnace
#

you are subjected to change

honest gate
#

ĀÆ_(惄)_/ĀÆ

#

i invade jp when?

cerulean furnace
#

never

honest gate
#

Soon.

#

Soon I will.

#

You will get invaded by me.

stable mist
#

Ranks may be a tiny bit cooler on console, because there isn't a modder in one of ten lobbies who's going to reset your rank back to 0. But they're still just a fucking word that changes depending how high your Win/Loss ratio is šŸ˜‚

#

Amazing display of skill that truly matters

acoustic hawk
#

Playing btz online competitively with randoms is like walking into a torture chamber but playing it with friends is sometimes actually fun, then again because of the nature of the mode, it just manages to piss people off, even if it's a private game.
@stable mist I find much joy in playing against friends

#

Randoms just piss me off

#

One of them trash talked me then aborted after 2 handing

stable mist
#

You know, most of the popular games that feature ranks... I find their ranked system and experience genuinely terrible

acoustic hawk
#

Yup

#

Mordhau is a clear example

#

It was intended for pvp

#

But the matchmaking is just WOW

hexed kayak
#

I wanna get back in to r6 I’m only a silver

stable mist
#

DL: rank is meaningless yet people care about it
MORDHAU: just doesn't work, too much cheese which makes the idea of competition pointless, and I guess the matchmaking balancing is bad
R6 Siege: You're really going to grind through all that sweat and salt and tryhard 3speed onetrick people just to get a shiny badge next to your name? A SHINY BADGE THAT RESETS EVERY COUPLE MONTHS Risitaslaugh

  • matchmaking is crap, victory is based on how the teams are balanced unless you actually have better aim than everyone else in the match.
    League of Le... yeah. No. It's all a joke. 150 completely different characters and the game tries to utilize "Rock, Paper, Scissors" type of counterplay rules? While every champion has to be bought individually by currency you earn from playing, and one player can make a whole team lose a game single handedly, while one player cannot carry a team single handedly? fLuSh
cerulean furnace
#

When it sucks

stable mist
#

Yes

#

Wisely said @cerulean furnace

cerulean furnace
hexed kayak
#

I don’t think r6 sucks

stable mist
#

It's a good game to play casually

#

And that's why unranked is the perfect gamemode

#

But oh boy is ranked pointless

#

Basically

#

Casual: trolls, you play it to troll.
Unranked: people dont troll because it works like ranked, without pressure over your rank.
Ranked: tryhards here, tryhards there. Oh, look, a smurf. Why did I get four coppers?

honest gate
#

Does this relate to BTZ again?

hexed kayak
#

Chill

stable mist
#

@honest gate

#

Of course

honest gate
#

nice

stable mist
#

You see

#

It suc

#

Btz suc

#

Easy.

honest gate
#

i already knew that

stable mist
honest gate
#

i'll still ground pound spam you until you dfa me flatflush

stable mist
#

When it spams

prisma plover
#

blk storm?

#

i swear

#

if i’ve encountered you before

#

i’m going

#

to

#

hang

#

myself

stable mist
prisma plover
#

he called me doodoo just bc i left to do something 😦

fierce storm
#

It's called projecting

prisma plover
#

ah

#

he’s gay i see

honest gate
#

you are the victim someone mentioned?

prisma plover
#

noflatflush

honest gate
#

you sure?

prisma plover
#

yeah

hexed kayak
#

ah
@prisma plover it makes me mad when someone leave 5mins in the game and counts as an abort and I get nothing out of it

#

Most night hunters do that

honest gate
prisma plover
#

that’s true

hexed kayak
#

And it constantly happens

honest gate
prisma plover
hexed kayak
#

@prisma plover sorry for being toxic

#

But it keeps happening

#

247

prisma plover
#

nono it’s okay

honest gate
#

darkryha is the victim today?

prisma plover
#

i understand you fully tho

honest gate
#

good.

prisma plover
#

no bruhhh

#

nooooflatflush

hexed kayak
#

Darky I’m sorry bro I’ll make u ice cream and sandwiches

#

And chicken

prisma plover
#

yo fr?

hexed kayak
#

Yes

prisma plover
#

: D

#

i’m happy now

stable mist
#

When it

#

wholesome

honest gate
#

@stable mist when the

hexed kayak
#

Vikki do u have a yt

honest gate
#

moon shines

prisma plover
#

just got killed by 2 hand spammersad

hexed kayak
#

Sad

prisma plover
#

depression

hexed kayak
#

Is it just me or does anybody hate the smell of alcohol

stable mist
#

Perhaps

hexed kayak
#

Oh my bad I’m off topic

stable mist
#

I dont care

honest gate
#

Perhaps.

stable mist
#

Its btz

#

This channel is dead anyway

prisma plover
regal shore
honest gate
#

perhaps vilkki

regal shore
#

Xhaled im gonna send it

#

And you cant stop me

hexed kayak
#

Xhaled=Charles

regal shore
#

Definitely lmao

honest gate
#

sure

stable mist
#

@hexed kayak I mean you're basically smelling spoiled juice

honest gate
#

Xhaled im gonna send it
@regal shore send what

hexed kayak
#

@hexed kayak I mean you're basically smelling spoiled juice
@stable mist ?

regal shore
#

This one @honest gate

stable mist
#

Is it just me or does anybody hate the smell of alcohol

hexed kayak
#

Ohhh

#

It smells bad to me

honest gate
#

you wouldn't say the same for gasoline.

hexed kayak
#

Only thing I can tolerate is beer

honest gate
#

@regal shore you're bad.

regal shore
#

Ew

ocean laurel
#

Yes beer is good

regal shore
#

No

ocean laurel
#

yes

regal shore
#

Beer suck

ocean laurel
#

ok

stable mist
#

Of course the german guy likes beer

ocean laurel
hexed kayak
#

Lol

ocean laurel
#

why not

hexed kayak
stable mist
#

Crex has oktoberfest every friday

honest gate
regal shore
#

@regal shore you're bad.
@honest gate bad enough to know when to take advantage when you make dumdum move

honest gate
#

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

#

my hunter climbed the building instead of tackling the dude next to me.

#

xd

prisma plover
#

fLuSh it be like that

hexed kayak
#

Tbh I’m getting bored of btz only reason why I play it because I’m wating for dl2 and it’s the one of the only pvp games I somewhat enjoy but I just might just stop playing games and be one of those guy who only go on Xbox to watch stuff

prisma plover
#

honestly

#

yeah

honest gate
#

i play btz because i rather enjoy hell than the lovely battlefield 1 or cod modern warfare

prisma plover
#

i don’t even know why i’m playing btz.

#

i just find it fun

#

somehow

honest gate
fierce storm
#

don't start what you can't finish this guy must think he's some kinda god cuz he hit a useless button

cerulean furnace
#

Furry

fierce storm
hexed kayak
#

I say $hit on Xbox but on ps4 u can pretty much getway with everything

honest gate
#

He tried to go to the Tower to sit inside but I shut that shit down real quick.

fierce storm
#

xhaled

#

lemme shut your ego down real quick get on pc

prisma plover
#

wait

hexed kayak
#

Charles

fierce storm
#

XD

cerulean furnace
#

Fanta

honest gate
#

sure

prisma plover
#

blk storm

cerulean furnace
#

y u no play VS with us?

hexed kayak
#

I’m scatting be on pc

fierce storm
#

Wanted ta but i didn't get the notif

hexed kayak
#

@prisma plover yea

prisma plover
#

you’ve went up against someone named Tarnesu right?

hexed kayak
#

Ducky boy

fierce storm
#

l4d2 vs ain't my strong suit I'll admit but gimme a ping next time

hexed kayak
#

Yes I gave that guy an advantage and he still ended up quitting

prisma plover
#

oh..

hexed kayak
#

He said he doesn’t like the slums

prisma plover
#

that was meflatflush

hexed kayak
#

He said let’s play old town

prisma plover
#

i got permanent banned from a false report

fierce storm
#

recked

hexed kayak
#

Yeesh

honest gate
#

ga-ban.

prisma plover
#

i still got destroyed on old town ik

hexed kayak
#

How do I get perma ban

#

U

honest gate
#

by getting perma-banned.

prisma plover
#

apparently i was ā€œcheatingā€

#

it was a false report. no evidence. just report and then boom i can’t log into the account anymore

hexed kayak
#

But it’s so hard to get perma ban usally Xbox puts a tag on your reputation

prisma plover
#

due to xbox being so garbage lmao

#

well the kid thought i was cheating lmao flatflush

fierce storm
#

Well. Was it true, to any level of degree?
Lotta folks nowadays take justice into their own hands, or grab stuff without checking if it's even legit.

There's soo many people claiming VAC on pc has banned for no reason but I don't believe 'em for a second.

honest gate
#

lemme shut your ego down real quick get on pc
@fierce storm you can't beat the meat, dad.

hexed kayak
#

I can’t cheat on Xbox

#

U

#

I meant got dam autocorrect

prisma plover
#

i know

fierce storm
#

So you're tellin' me Xbox legit just bans people on reports alone

prisma plover
#

yep

fierce storm
#

Sell and move on

prisma plover
#

it’s retarded

#

oh yep

#

i’m definitely moving to pc tho so

hexed kayak
#

I gotta get the series x

prisma plover
#

it doesn’t really matter

fierce storm
#

I'd rather go back to the WII age than touch that shit

hexed kayak
#

I’m getting a summer job

#

So I can save up to get a good pc

prisma plover
fierce storm
#

bet you're going prebuilt

hexed kayak
#

No

fierce storm
#

ok good on ya men

hexed kayak
#

My friend told me not to

honest gate
#

Xbox won't ban you right off the bat. They'll suspend you first. If you get too many suspensions, you will get banned.

fierce storm
#

good on your men

prisma plover
#

xhaled yes

fierce storm
#

xhaled the console master right here

prisma plover
#

but the other suspensions weren’t even to cheating they were messages

honest gate
#

PC runs off of console fuel.

#

Communication suspension?

fierce storm
#

sure bud

prisma plover
#

yeah

honest gate
#

yea that's the most common.

prisma plover
#

yep

honest gate
#

since you can't say fuck, dick, shit, or any other profane language that makes a player morph into a karen.

prisma plover
#

but only like two suspensions i got and then when i went up against this dude he reported me for cheatingfLuSh

fierce storm
#

nice free speech microsoft

honest gate
#

Free Speech? what's dat

fierce storm
#

speech that'll cost you nothing

#

You wouldn't understand, Microsoft

prisma plover
#

all i said was ā€œbruh stfuā€ and ā€œyou’re retardedā€ that’s literally what the bans were

fierce storm
#

no no no, gotta say "Bruh stapp" and "You're delusional"

#

like Dr. Phil

honest gate
#

so most players will just report you because they have emotions of a wet paper.

fierce storm
#

xhaled pls im emotional

hexed kayak
#

I’m not a clean man my self

honest gate
#

you said bad word. now you are gonna have to answer to mister clean, fanta.

prisma plover
#

oh i said ā€œretard lolā€

fierce storm
#

Mr. Proper, as the Germans call him

honest gate
#

i can't see anything

prisma plover
hexed kayak
#

The repeal system is dumb

prisma plover
#

yep

hexed kayak
#

Sad

prisma plover
#

my case review is going under review tho

hexed kayak
#

I actually forgot what I did in 2018

prisma plover
#

so i might actually get the acc back

#

you can press on reason for action

#

and it’ll tell you what message it was you’ve been suspended for

honest gate
#

microsoft is full-time Karen mode.

#

end of discussion.

hexed kayak
#

Ik what I did for this one

prisma plover
#

nudity/sexual content?flatflush

cerulean furnace
#

i was once called a Karen

prisma plover
#

they need to work on the false reporting shit tho

hexed kayak
#

Let’s just say there was a girl doing explicit stuff to a guy in my profile picture

cerulean furnace
#

Cuz i told some kids to stop posting unfunny roblox memes

prisma plover
#

i mean i don’t blame you grape

#

xbox: the type of console that if you’re good at a game, you’ll get a sore loser to report you for ā€œcheatingā€

#

well isn’t that every console?

hexed kayak
#

One of my friends got mass reported before and got a perma ban

prisma plover
#

mass reported?

#

like a lot

hexed kayak
#

Because a group of guys decided to report him for ā€œcheatingā€

prisma plover
#

oh god

hexed kayak
#

It happened in 2018

#

God I wish I could back to that year

prisma plover
#

i wish i could go back to the days when i’d just sit down, turn my xbox 360 on and play some good old minecraft

#

like

#

when it came out for the xbox 360flatflush sad

hexed kayak
#

2012 Mc was the best

prisma plover
#

yes

hexed kayak
#

To bad I forgot my Xbox 360 password

#

So I had to make a new one

#

Sad

prisma plover
hexed kayak
#

I remember it was cool to have a bunch of xs in you name

prisma plover
#

fr tho

cerulean furnace
#

Decline

hexed kayak
#

Yes

ocean laurel
#

This is not related to Btz.