#🧬︱bethezombie
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@Fear.#8129 Dog poop

Dumbass discord

Don’t worry guys today I show how to ping fear
ok
Next decade I show how to ping wraith without him eating your ass or shitting on your shit
actually that would take more than a millennia


oh that.
👁️
Yea I mentioned something about him being megamind and he did that.
👁️👄👁️
yes
now you decide
Decide what?
MegaCock? Real Or Fake :BillsChannel
🥜©️

No.
for light?
Not incorrect
I type longer but in reality I think of the words before I type them but I forget what I am going to say before I do.
Sounds like a you problem, xhaled
typetypetype.type_type
Hang on real quick.
We have all night
ok so i watched someone throw a squirrel off a balcony and it survived.
As expected.
Yep Squirrels are one of the only animals who can survive a fall at terminal velocity
They just don’t take fall damage
Crane is one of those creatures too, provided he has a grappling hook. 
as long as he rolls
And as long as there is a poorly optimized to BtZ, unfair event going on.
I’m very good at stuff
epic
This event is just DFA heaven for some hunters that are unexperienced, AND :
Sometimes when you tackle slice a nest, it just dies in an instant.
ye
why not give the hunter a super speed boost to tendril or something
during the event >:C
Because that would take another line of code - an effort beyond their interest.
they only want humans to feel all powerful cuz that's where most of the casual playerbase be at
ez munny on dlc
I suppose so.
Infinite grapple hook and no fall damage while being able to easily deal with the biters guarding the nests is unfair.
No matter which way you look at it, the event shouldn't tamper with pvp. the grappling hook also has increased range as well so humans can reach your nests when you die
It gives the humans more advantage over a hunter.
Night hoomen
Anyways the Night Hunter can still win but tackling off a high spot won't kill them at all.
eh tackle toxic spit i suppose
it's fucked that hunters never get any boosts anymore.
Full-fledged hypermode was fun for both sides at least
now it's just humans become superheroes and the supposed-to-be scary night hunter is like a lil baby

unce developr
man btz updatee plis
xD
DFA requires a little bit more precision to connect one now.
what about 2 nh and 8 hooman
8v2?

Shortest UV light range for that would probably be only 3 meters 
I'm gonna go torture myself with expert difficulty on L4D2. Ciao!
Stop making these self-harm jokes, or you will become the boy who shouted " wolf ".


He can't even pick up medkits 
Grabbin' a shot
0 human lives but the game continues?
all the homies hate btz
hmm
I wanna throw it in the garbage, but even the garbage cant handle trash :((((((((((
btz
b = but why bother
mind blown
yes
human poop
Be the zebra shit

ım just asking
I meant that I play BtZ because I don't have any budget to buy games I will play on a long-term.
not a comment on your sentence

ı just asked ı didnt make a comment to your sentence
Well, you said that after I wrote an answer if your saying was regarding mine.
be the poop
be the poop - the gp spit / heavy spam experience.
be the gp spitter
be the ass
@honest gate remember the time a guy joined us and he didnt even take damage ?
and drain energy
Lag
nah it was some real hacking shit he didnt aborted and his pounces are not laggy
and 3 horde spit at the same time
wemod
refrain from posting discussions with cheating involved
that also includes the names of websites that lead to them
death sentence for him

@severe wave you served your country well
talk about a low buget flight
ah yes, the 20 big men
but ur steam ping is gay so ı cannot say anything for it
okpro birddo
yespro
BTZ went ape shit and destabilized into a glitch mess.
Ishaq theme intensifies
xd
No shit.
Also instead of the original sprint animation for the Night Hunter, it does the sprint animation when you play as crane. xd
Very weird. I am also trying to get that clip of the destabilized cutscene for the Night Hunter.
wait
what/
wrong one sorry
here
camera is positioned at an awkward angle.
Umm
We have some guys who teleports you when youre in the cutscene
And drops a flare
That's the camera facing left of where the Night Hunter should be. I didn't manage to get the night hunter jumping off the side of the building though.
Well, BTZ is broken, again.
Fear fix.
So now you know. There is an overlay black box that is visible to only one camera for the night hunter.
Bro is that xhaled voice
Are you surprised that I actually have a voice?
Of course i am
Not everyone is willing to share their voice to the internet like that
I could never do that
I did share my voice in some of my vids, but it’s very faint
So nobody will give a shit
pro vocal chords at least legend level 150

@stable mist
I might as well use it since it is counter-able.
Many people find it fair and neat.
Because they are fucking monke
And the type of people who still play this mode
Who said shield is bad
It fucking
Breaks the game
Bad as in unfair.
Well thats tarded
Usually bad would mean INEFFECTIVE
The only gamemode I'd ever allow shield in would be 1v1 but combined with the inevitable, terrible p2p lag of this fucking game, even in 1v1 it becomes so fucking absurd sometimes
People dodge a tackle while they are using the shield because they lag so fucking hard
Sometimes I hear the block sound but the human still gets spitted
???
Btz is trash
lol
it is back
@severe wave , remember this guy ?
Safe zone + 2 handed might be scummy.
But useful against people like him.
"ooops".

okbutbtz?
yespro
sei der Zombie
that crapmode is only better with friends
Well, I still find fun in it.
Btz ain't bad when you are being carried by birddo
Its complete garbage :D
Yeah when you throw it in a trash can
Do you main human or zombie?
Because i can agree being the zombie really isn't fun at all
200 on zombie

200 on human
Pro
I am better at zombie
Invade us
I beat birddo 3 times as hunter
but he's beaten me the same amount of times when he was hunter
Yeah but this time me and anton will be there as we
And we are barely any help at all
Especially me
Like mordhau can't be garbage?
Uncy would be right
Mordhau would be a fun casual game but its a terrible competitive game
And the game tries nothing but to be competitive
That's pretty much what I've understood
That's a pretty good explenation
Also the horses and catapults in the game need to be deleted
It is so god damn infuriating
I only play that game as a shitlord because thats about the only way to ave fun tbh
I beat birddo 3 times as hunter
@acoustic hawk Bruh.
I started playing as a human more often only a little while ago.
I beat you as a hunter enough to the extent of you wanting to uninstall the game.
By the way, does Geforce Now just stream your PC to another device that you are using ?
( and you can control that PC )
TFW you wait for hours to get a NH, and when you finally get one they think that because a melee weapon deals 1/3 of their health you are cheating.

By the way, does Geforce Now just stream your PC to another device that you are using ?
@honest gate No it streams the other high tier pc to mine
steam remote screen or some shit
Isn't there bad delay or some shit
1080
how many hrtz?
whenever anton and birddo are around
@severe wave @honest gate when are you both playing dl?
wtf and you didnt invite me wtf
Soon™

Where did you find this gif 
dog inshallah
Well, this is Arabic ( IIRC ), where S + H does not create a new sound, so it is arguably right.
nah turkish ppl use it most
its ''inshallh'' or something like that
in arabia
ان شاء الله
yems
this
"If allah allows"
yeah
dog inşallah

hm
most muslims get offended too easily
Today I learned how to turk
yes
Nasıl türk olunur
HVNDRIXX_ alphabet
its not turkish but similiar with turkish language

I hit ultimate survivor a week ago and now it say I’m a casualty even tho I didn’t lose any matches
Help
Have you done NG+ lately? It will reset your rank. Otherwise you have probably been unfortunate enough to run into a modder who messed with your rank.
I didn’t start a ng+
I didn’t start a new game plus at all now I’m down to prey after 2 months of grinding
I play on Xbox btw
alright i need to adress this
is it possible on ps4 to get a fucking hunter with the shittest wifi ever?
Yes.
Anything is possible with BTZ. 
xD
also i had the same gltich you had @honest gate
but the hunter was fucking infront of me walking
bet
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/438616857235292160/729125944211669045/So_BTZ_destabilized.mp4
When I say anything, I mean it.
so it just happens randomly?
Yes.
;/
Inconsistent bugs in btz would look something like that.
mhm i have the clip of the 1 fps hunter
but its on my ps4
;/
Consol gey
@honest gate Don't spam that copypasta
They're just annoying and have been shown like dozens of times
😮
really?
alright ill do it three times and thats it
Consol gey
@fierce storm And that's what it's all about. 😉
Woah there
I’m butthurt that my rank got reset for no reason
please consider butthurt cream
Nah ima let it get a rash
@cerulean furnace gay eyes best emote
Mmm yes
i rained death above a night hunter on the bridge which connects to atillas house,and it was rlly cool

and he was a apex hunter

if a nh gets in ur match,dont use the car
That makes no sense
When the nest is like 600 meters away + You get horde spitted in an open area
Only chance is to throw firecrackers or drink cloak potion
Or just start running
what if he glues a sipt to u
Yeah just
If it is a horde
Drink a cloak potion or just drink a nh booster to run quickly
If the nh is good he wont let you
So your dead
Survivor sense?
A uv light?
Just time a flare
Its so easy to get out of uv spits
Its just timing
welp,my friend gave me that tip
How long have you been playing
weeks
I see
he gave me that tip,and it looks good
Uhh
Basically not dying to uv spit
But sometimes
Crane wants to raise his hands canceling the flare
If it is a survivor sense
Who cares i dont use survivor sense
If it is not needed
I just find my self through the sound
And stuff
Also
No decent hunter will even use the survivor spit anymore
yeeea
Its just a waste
i guess that tip sucks
For old town and slums
Goes the same
But horde spit is easier to escape on those maps
So slums basically sucks for btz
jump flare
ez
but not really
cause I can't do shit
and he was a apex hunter
@cloud salmon most apex in consoles are boosted
I only know a couple of good ones, and thats from those who moved to pc
They get their friends for xp
oh
I only know dabroseph being a former ps4 nh
I just find my self through the sound
@maiden basin I have a one ear working headphones, so I can't track shit with sound
also,we got invaded by a youtuber,his name was Youtuber_Eric,me and my friends made him rq
@acoustic hawk That must be a nightmare.
Indeed
Especially for L4D and Dying Light where sound tracking is crucial for PvP.
It takes me out of the experience
I don't personally feel like I need more sound in dying light, however l4d is another case
yeah
I can imagine. You should hold off with Amnesia if that's the case. Your immersion will be ruined.
I plan to buy a brand new pair of headphones this week
Nice, which ones do you have in mind?
@acoustic hawk Yeah i only hear it from the left side too
Its just im used to cordinating shit wtih only 1 side
Honestly, I am still stuck on which I should buy
Its just im used to cordinating shit wtih only 1 side
same here
But I like having to hear on both sides
Yes
Its actually like
When the hunter does something
Its just less or high
To me
So i can guess its height and way
Almost pinpoint
In a few seconds
Brain is a good processor
Speaking of sound handicap, it's quite an interesting experience if you use headphones and plug them in the wrong way so you'll get the sound all twisted. Hearing the Night Hunter on the right just to get pounced from the left really serves as a good reminder to just how important sound is.
weeks
@cloud salmon
Not enough to give tips to people about stuff like that.
he was rlly good
And considering you played only weeks, he might not have.
If he played for full weeks, using every hour, he would have more hours than you birddo
1k hours is an entire month
@brisk igloo I have that experience but for every game
Randomly there’s a chance that on launch the sound is inverted
For every game
I have no idea why
So I have to relaunch
You all heard of heavy weapons being scummy, but have you heard of them being double ? 
Note, this is just a troll.
I don't play like that.
I hope not
:)
@honest gate I cant even do that on console wtf
Well,
A. A keyboard is always better.
B. If you are wondering how to do this : Heavy - Grapple - Grapple Cancel - Heavy.
@hexed kayak I've seen console players do some really crazy shit
tackle bolt slice aswell
That’s them
I can use a crossbow but I just don’t like it did some reason
Misspelling
Just switch to pc :D
I don’t have a good pc
and use GeForce now
I just do school work on mine
its cloud gaming
I don’t wanna get dying light on pc cuz. I won’t have my stuff I’ll have to restart
GPU sometimes is GTX 1080,other times RTX 2060
And you will have all of your stuff back and even more.
GPU sometimes is GTX 1080,other times RTX 2060
I assume the subscription price varies with the GPUs ?
If you buy founders you get RTX
If you dont you still get GTX 1080
but only 1 hour sessions
Neat.
on free tier
What's the priciest thing there ?
What about the Founders stuff ?
the founders is the only paid version
Founders get 6-8 hours of session time
And they get the priority access

so they get their pc faster than other free tier members
BTW, do I rely on the games that the other PC owns ?
No
Or can I log into my account and download stuff ?
you need to own the game on steam
yes
its your games
its not fucking stadia
where you have to buy them again
Unfortunately not many companies agreed on geforce now
GTX 960 isn't enough sometimes.
Unfortunately not many companies agreed on geforce now
Hm ?
What can they do to stop that ?
Ah, so they just inner angery.
Why don't they agree to Geforce Now ?
Greedy
they want geforce now users to buy the game again
on the geforce now platform
Thats why doom eternal and other shit is on stadia
because they are getting profit
from poor souls buying games again on stadia
By the way, rate this emote I have on another server.
Ah, just a server with Alp, Anton, and I, in which we create potential emotes.
But this won't get in because, well, it makes fun of a majority of people.
Ok invite me
Ubisoft and Epic games worked with geforce now
Does that mean that if Square Enix won't agree to Geforce Now, I will be able to get into the Epic Games store and get Just Cause ?
If.
No
If they wouldn't have agreed.
Ah.
pardon ze monki brein
but they are too rich
Wait, I am working on something glorious :
Ok invite me
@acoustic hawk Well, we don't really talk there, it is just emote testing.
If you have emotes to test, alright, I suppose.
fuck you
I will post the gifs of me spiking you if you really want
@honest gate @honest gate @honest gate
I will post the gifs of me spiking you if you really want
@acoustic hawk okpro
@acoustic hawk
You calm your ass down before i kaboom it to funky town

o shit o fuc
Is it bad that Ik how to dodge tackle majority of the time?
Why would that be bad?
Because people say I spam my rb and that’s not the case it’s literally me timing the attack
If someone says you spam evade they're kinda retarded
some do apparently
w h o f u c k i n g c a r e s
tips for being the zombie? is the charge attack even worth it? seems to just get me killed.
also I am new here, glad to meet yall
What charge I’m stupid so specify
When u hold down left m button and slam the ground with both arms
Ground pound
The key is to time it and not miss sometimes it can be frustrating but it’s easy to get the hang of
Im on pc
Oh right
Gp(ground pound) is generally used for spitting or finishing
Or getting away
After an anim
Tell that to console players
I cant spit, is there a condition i am missing? I am lvl 2 and unlocked it but it doesnt work when i press it
The first one, more tips for killing player
I’ve only seen a few consoles players who can utilize the night hunter in a good way like pc
Any way to avoid stun on charge attack?
GPs are useful if you know how to use them.
If not, you are just asking to get killed.
Gps?
GroundPoundsPerSecond
Ground pound, i use em to destroy flares and such
If you use them to destroy flares
Then u will die
Unless you hit something or someone
More tips then plz? I can stream
Tips for using uv shield(
Ok, for starters,
Don't use UV shield before a pounce; it may fool people at low levels, but not more experienced.
Am lvl 4 zombie
Use UV block when your energy is about to get fully drained.
If they're in flares, zone them out with horde spit and then move in for GP if they move back in their flare, or use UV spit
Or if they're on buggy, ground pound their buggy
Ez disable
H9w do u get off of buggy when jumped on?
Space
Jump off of it
I think, I haven't played as zombie in following as much lately
Any advice with tendrils? For like attacking? I noticed u can hold thr button down and it sucks u in
If they're in flares, zone them out with horde spit and then move in for GP if they move back in their flare, or use UV spit
@simple heart Shields are a thing, you know.
That'd just be wasting spits.
Best option is to confuse them with tackles, or land a lucky GP.
BUT, do that only if they are UV suppressed, otherwise, it'd be just wasting time to disable a flare, a thing which will not prove of any use after the act.
And, @dusk hamlet, do you mean tendril-claw ?
It is when you ( quickly ) click RMB - LMB then you wait for a second, and repeat the process.
The tempo has to be like a galloping horse.
funi
füni
Gey
is it posibble to invade a friend
No the gods wont allow it

Of course you can invade frens
Join em usin the handy doohickey on the right side of your pause screen, or head to the main menu, right click their name in the steam overlay n hit "join game"
can someone invade me i need the potion thing but i aint got it on pc
😔
i aint got frendz so that why i here
ruh roh
Wot
No, I don't think so.
dont think what
@honest gate help this fine person out

):
no fun when birddo is nh
Guy just gave up wtf
What
I shield ez
@fierce storm prorprorro



Imagine saying renfur hunter guide bad 
shut up nitro ched
:insertnitrothingsinhere:
Real men play bad blood
only man
No
:/
feelsbadman
I’m at Chuck E. Cheese
btz but u kill human
can someone invade and let me kill them i really need hunter tissue
u dont need to win for a tissue i guess
u r talking about hunter gland ?
@fiery pollen
yeah
u dont need to win then
i dont care about potions tho i just play btz for fun
but im pretty sure it gives
even you lose a btz match
btw @fiery pollen open invasions and wait u dont need to ask someone to invide you
i know but even then i never get invaded
bad blood is trash
i never tried it ):
but how do i do it
Its dead though so even then you wouldn't be trying it out
whats the code
You'd prob be in rhe lobby for mos of your time
bcs nobody plays it
how was i suppost to know i never played it
u never see a steam key ?
no
we r trying to say u need the code and youre saying i dont know i never played bad blood
nvm i figured it out
Enjoy the wasteland that is known as badblood
@fiery pollen good luck with the veganland then
fart
Btz 
rude
its twue
I Just let a Guy win he said ez :(((
4 years of well designed fun
They acknowledge the existence of BS in the game such as telebombers, but they don't fix it.
It is even a Goddamn emote in this server.
How long does it take to fix ?
Also poor optimization
@honest gate from what i know there’s a reason they cant fix it but i dont know deets so i cant properly explain it
All i know is that, the bombers code is tied with the virals code and virals can climb buildings, and if you delete that code, virals could no longer climb buildings and bombers wouldnt be teleporting everywhere
@hybrid moon can explain it MUCH better since he explained it to me
they still could fix optimization
did you hit your own gastank zombie?
Bro wtf with dfa range
Ye. No virals spawn pool on roof = no telebombers.
But why would they remove their own code to put virals/zombies on rooftops when it's apart of the game for the story/roaming around. Would make no sense unless they separated the code into two.
¯_(ツ)_/¯
Since bombers run at level 4 pursuit and in PvP, viral coding. :3 Techland probably didn't think it through when they tested the PvP themselves.

wtf
discord
my men
be deneraten't
" Fixed Problems "

The magnetism is just ioae;fdiaowj;fdoidfaiowdfo.
dlr wher
Alright, I will be playing this crap a little more since my VR hasn't arrived yet, @acoustic hawk , wanna join me ?
Any xbox players trying to have good time. Ya?
O god
:2080ti:
Then we coop there, yes ?

BTW, I actually have that game, and we can honestly play it together.
@wanton mirage sure, im down. Bored anyways
Then we coop there, yes ?
@honest gate Probably.

I was talking about the guy who got pinged, @ ImissMyDeadCat.
''got pinged''
O i didnt see the “got”
''the guy who got pinged''
I didnt see it okay!
Why do people have names like this ? To depress by-walkers ?
If they wanna talk about it, sure.
But Idk if having a name like this is really benefitting people who just come to flicker their eye on a conversation.
Brain go “windows 97 shut down noise”
pro
okhow
DL Be the Gay
yes
The event is shit its okay to vent
Ok so first of all they can do so much reskins of the game aswell as a broken baboon beta, but they can't add fucking hypermode to pvp, and to this I have lost to survivors a lot and now all my fucking prison runs are invalid because the fucking event is still fucking on in the runs, even when I checked the event thing was turned off. Its probably fun for pve players, but ffs is it frustrating for me and other pvp players. Although some of the venting here is probably my fault I will still do it anyways because this fucking event is just throw it in trash worthy. My first run is rejected due to some lame ass event popping up here. Seriously wtf is this game, why do I still play it? Ah yes because it has a loveable community that does shit for the tech devs (no hate just saying). I am just too fucking pissed rn that I can't bring up more than enough reasons to explain why this event is possibly the worst event I personally have ever faced.
There
I am done venting
I feel much better










who ping



