#🧬︱bethezombie
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Ok so I invade now ?
My mousepad is bigger than my monitor
lies
deception
Alpvia has seen
ez
My mousepad is still not here.
My mäp

Well, I had the same situation a while ago.
@hybrid moon ok
I bought a similar one, Vilkki.
I just cut it in half.
Anyways, I will go now, pretty late.
See you, Birddo.
Later, pals.
wtf

mousepad.
I will never complain about space again
Lmao
i'd be like... "i thought my phone was there." "i guess im passing through extra space that i magically never had"
Its perfect because I dont have to actually position my hand anywhere
Cuz the whole that side of the table
Is just
p a d
so?
Your keyboard isn't tilted? 
Oh, you mean like that.
cheap keyboard kek
xd
I lost them in travel
travel to where?
Between college dorm and home, or from mom's home to dad's home
oof
Lol I know the feeling on the sleep issue
Not long ago I was up for 2 weeks straight
.>
like
that's really bad
espec. with my health
Nanomachines, son.
My epilepsy
They're in my sleep
And my meds kinda require sleep to work proper
anyways this is quite offtopic...
i die now


A A e i o u
Fear dont loot tree
Fear, I got one more question for ya... It will be in dm
are you single
"Why doesn't Techland ban modders?"
Hello dyibg light moderation team today i would like to report: hacke
Lol vilk
1 out of 10 Ayo messages
he use teporlter aend inftien uv
Please ban him.
I'd say something in this topic but I have to refrain from doing so
Kek
alternative counter against cheater; pull plug
I hope Crane wins xD. I’m a human main and he’s just so fun!! People get so trolled by the flares, and his voice lines are so cute like when the goddamn district went down LOL! He’s super random but also smarter than he looks, just like me xD
vilk
copypasta
shut
LMAO
xd
Is steam down completely?
Not completely, just.. kinda.
Like it kicked me out, I go to restart steam cuz I thought it bugged out after it signed me back into friends thingy and I just can't open steam now
Kek
Crane is such a cool character xD he is badass and really good at parkour like me xD he knows how to shoot a bow with perfect accuracy too xD die night zombie! xD if there was zombies in real life i would be like crane and slay them with knife xD also crane is funny genius and I can relate to that xD
Lmao wtf
xD relatable
Kyle Crane is one of my favourite game characters, LOL!!! He's such a witty and smart character, so funny at times! xD I wish I could meet him in real life! :DDDD it would be so cool!!I also like Gazi, he's such a dummy! In a cute way though xD and her mom of course!! I wish that they would remove that DUMB NIHT hunter from the game, right guys? :D it's completely ruining the game, people just keep invaidng me! By the way, Crane did NOT die! he survivde the nuclear bomb cuz of his strenght! xD
get the xd's right and it will be good

i wish kale crine was real : D
Cran ecan be angle☺️ 😊 😇 😁 😌 😋 🤪 🥰 😏 😳 🥵
Or de mon 😤 😠 😡 🤬 🤯 😈 👿 💀 ☠️ 😼
Yes and no
wat
Same
Mind if we join as well?
that response

I am not
train to busan
good movie
actually yes altho it had some of ypur avg cliche in it
aka standing still when theres a zombie RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU
what am i looking at?
I would love to know how he messed up... He could've kept me on the ground -_-
Like he knew what he was doing... He was just on a new save.
True...
some brainlets wanted to do the countryside because they couldn't backslide and heavy spam in old town. i refused the offer
good

Virgin
no you
👍
Mordhau palyer
mordhau great gam 
okpro
You are just still ashamed that I got that awkward tackle in that time I invaded kekw.
ok
i could go higher if i actually tried but no point spending time on DL1
with modders around every corner
@fringe nimbus
Eh, I don't meet them too often nowadays.
oh shit crazi callouts happening here
Could you give an example ?
Simply saying what you said has a lot of grey area.
example i modified some value where i changed the dropkick range and play with it (+ 0.5m - 1m distance) and start playing with it
no one can accuse that
because the dropkick in the first place is already big range + latency


Well, I am talking about more major cheats, that is.
yes ofcourse
you see it here folks
who the fuck uses cheats that make it obvious
Fear modder nob
^^^
I'd love if textbin was non oe
just stay away from DL if you looking for a fair pvp game
Fanta, spill the beanz.
but gay
yes take cancer advice
oh no i love this shitfest of a game
Yes and play LoL.
it's exactly my thing

It is not an achievement to be better than Dying Light.
That coffee I wanted to drink, but a fly kamikaze-d into it is better than DL, sometimes.

i loot diamonds only
there is diamonds too
@fringe nimbus are u on pc
well yes
but actually no
@stuck zephyr why you askin though
ok
I find it funny how Fear, a moderator, ( arguably ) spams.
3 words is barely spam
XDD
Sometimes you write long sentences in that way, I find it to be a "the funni".
like
this
do
you
understand me
And then just speak that way, the irony in that is just 903812÷×]‘÷בُ×÷ً\‘ُ÷×בٌلإً\×÷ٌ×لإٌ‘×÷ًٌ.
hol up you boys know when there is mushroom to collect but it says inventory full
woah
wraith
M
??
But fear nov modrator who spama
Oh yes

Hello guys, I joined DL discord with a hope that I will find more people to play with. I like Be The Zombie mod, especially as a zombie. But so far I can see mostly spams there, is there something wrong? 🙃
The BtZ chat is perhaps not the most serious chat we have. If you're looking for partners I'd highly recommend paying #🎮︱lfg-dl1 a visit.
Thx man 🙃
@pliant venture coop in mordhau? 
I have the game but I played like 4h before installing new windows
I know you primate
Cancer likes to say ok coop when he is talking about literally any game
it sounded like you never knew there was coop

ok
yes
Is that turk man?
It is the Turkish Chad, yes.
Birddo using my GIFs.
Birddo using my GIFs.
I am your successor.
turk man muy stronk
Do you want a "credits : Alpvia" after every GIF I send that is yours ?
Nah
.

Everyday I find a person, that just joins the server, writes : "
", and leaves.
And that confuses me to the extent of :
seriously how

If you don't agree, that is haram.
i was playing with a low level save and trying to get a legend level while staying at 125 hp, but apparently hunters do not like that for some reason.
I always think I have seen the most degenerate person, and then Xhaled proves me wrong by showing me the DMs he is getting.
Poor guy, honestly.
look at this shit
this hunter makes 100 iq play
Badaled, stop killing nests.
i need some of cancers emote's
by leaving twice
i can't describe the laughing face

i didn't rematch him at all after he decided to leave on a save with no legend level and a save with legend 250.
guess i can't achieve a 250 legend level save that only has 125 hp without a hunter sending shit like this ^ 
sereia would get a kick out of this if he was still here.
rip 
Find his @ and friend him
Find sereia’s @
that's too bad. he blocked me. 
Wait serious? Why tf
¯_(ツ)_/¯

The toxic messages are from my low level save. Is there something wrong about being a low level?
apexs are very salty ig

aight guess i can't play invasions on my low level save guys
Xhaled just garbo xd
Hehehehehhe.
crane's dummy thiccness made climbing a pain to get away from the horde.
Can confirm.
Try climbing without the freerunning adapt skill, it's an amazing experience.
Grappling hook + climb = gae ( sometimes ).
Xhaled just garbo xd
@regal shore who are you to accuse me?
👀

I can't help that an apex can easily kill me with the horde.
yes xhaled why
idfk
hm
farm stuff turtle to get grappling hook by switching difficulty from normal to nightmare, ez.
Just use menu.

ez
/s

so i can't get 125 hp?
:okhow:

how?
well what are you trying to do
With what purpose?
The medkit heals at the same percentile speed at all hp levels. Only critical heal does it faster.
by claw and gp i meant
Anyway like im saying, only the critical heal til 95 is faster then medkit
But ONLY if youre not also using a medkit at the same time.
so basically crane is like a lizard now?
Basically
S why i suggest to either go 100 or just stick with yer otherwise favourite hp
Might as well take all the benefits if youre gonna accept the higher ai damage
125 seems a little better tho
State your reasoning
cause i have a better chance at surviving night walkers.
that 95 regen doesn't seem too far off tho
You gotta take no dmg for 4 seconds before that kicks in
eh but it would leave me with only 30 health missing.
You wont survive gp or claw on revive this way, thats for sure
ye
Loger camo tho. Good for you

tip
dont fucking use it
since its getting patched anyway making you a even worse player than you were using it :D
Heh.
cancer cry
grind out skill trees at night, farm stuff turtle and turn in drops on nightmare difficulty.
ok
mk
donny squad with me 
but wouldn't that make it harder for new players?
playing some gta 
there is an actual game out there thats worse than DL
how does legend level have any relation to being a new player
meant the damage percentage from the hunter
any advantage to you is a disadvantage to most others
sooo.. isn't that kinda the point
if it wasnt percentage it would be even harder for this 100hp to be abused
like what
XD
notes are being taken
claw and gp damage?
both %
so still the same?
@honest gate Rabbits foot like I said
Click different text channel and come back
ha
discord buggy
jay bad
You would have still lost.
idc if lost
still a rabbits foot
i was right ontop
you can't deny that is a rabbits foot
ez huntress soundmod
Birddo that isn't a rabbits foot. you made a mistake and went out of the flare
ok sorry coming
@hybrid moon i'd be playing mirrors edge doe o:
okpro
haven't played it
but donuts
did u watch the clip i put
?
You can't tell me that wasn't a rabbits foot
dunno what to say more
still not smart flare usage tbh
@raw sluice I mean i've done that usage before and hunter doesn't always get both when they land on same spot
¯_(ツ)_/¯
guess i didn't put it far back enough to the wall that time
but either way
i was right ontop
bad game
what in the even does "RU Moderator" mean
it means Russian mod
my other fave thing is infinite health but they keep failing to stop pounces
I love when they still die to spikes too and quit bc of it
probably think your modding or just feel too stupid
ego 100
Should just make some sausages instead of waiting for nub hunters
Matchmaking looks for the closest few ranks first. Unfortunately that includes apexes and biters. and all the apexes know and hate me

ok time to piss off a russian modder and start new
@pliant venture I stream BTZ later today yes?

Like an hour and a half from now

Fanta streamsnipe 
got a question. does ground pound knockback increase the range of the ground pound or is it still the same?
its the same range @honest gate
if it feels like its extended, probs latency on the hunter end
ok
@severe wave I was going to invade while you were with Aussie.
Game took too long to open and someone else invaded, rip.
And god damn, I really need to play NH more. 
That would've been fun lol, my first time playing as Human. I'm surprised I got some nest kills
Sure, how many hours you got on nh anyways?
Not that much.
I don't remember the exact number, but probably 20 something.
Thus the sign of me being
.
that or less
that or less
that or less
I ran into a guy once who had cheats and it was like he had perma eggnog
every claw= 4dmg
15min match
i'll have to put a stopwatch on when i drink eggnog next time
every claw= 4dmg
i'll have to put a stopwatch on when i drink eggnog next time
curiosity


mid-air DK's*
I never liked the idea of boosters in btz to begin with
especially if it just makes your stats better in most ways
doesnt even give you anything special just fucking buffs your base stats
what is this crap
makes every other booster not worth using
but only in vanilla 
@severe wave ,
You started playing BTZ ? Neat.
ok when i invade
finally got mutation 3 now i just need some boys to level off of again

Probably never lol, I just wanted to try it out once 
Maybe sometime when i feel up for it, you gotta go easy on me though 
:okhow:
😄
:okhowevolved:

Shut up, nitro chad.

why are all chinese players cheaters? 
just met a guy who could instakill anything across the map
Slay all nests topkek
k
those are some pretty hard cheats tho
suprised that even a shitty anticheat like vac didnt detect it
lul
fear. completely gave up on btz.
I bet he is already making a LoL PVP mod right now.

lol
DLR for pve
fear volatile op remov spit or mak spit duration less smh volatle op unbalansd geim pls fix
volatile has spit aimbot
ez projectile vomit
if a volatile spits at u spit back and he gon give up
nooo! u cant just spit 40 damage at me from 100 miles away!
haha, acid spit goes sploosh
such pro
huh what?
just add new line ez
btz is ez on xbox so i am going to challenge myself by turning off hud and show dot crosshair
bad part is i can't see anyone through walls when i howl.
wait
i can
im dumb
anyhow im going to try online
Pro
gamer
xhaled quit playing gey console and invade uwu
Ultimate survivor be like: Biters biters biters runner
Prey be like : Instant Skilled Apex
Most accurate message
Gp spit more like Op spit
ezezezezezezezezez
You inbade when I say you inbade
ok but when you say i inbade
wait first off al
are you real L
or fake imposter
because L has big youtube channel
and many fake L becauz of it
Speaking in a degenerate language is making me lose braincells, the entertainment better be worth it.
I am real L
okpro
okyes
okhow
okbro

okbye
oksorry
okwake
okIn🅱️ade
oksure

okalpvia
okjoin
okthe
okok
okcult
ok wait
okrude
I can't tell if you guys really forgot about L or if you're just joking around.

I mean, I got background information about L from Alpvia.
I am not sure if everyone here knows.
Not talking about you, but I'm pretty sure Fanta was in the server when L was around.
Fanta has short-term memory loss, don't mind him. /s
okIhunter
okpro
Which is why non-messed up fanta is best soda

oh yay look, it's another irrelevant event
Better go praise TL :3
I bet there'll be another bozak's pet reskin outfit for 3 bucks soon
with a knife that randomly pulverizes a single zombie every 20 hits or something
half hunter damage of course.
with a knife that randomly pulverizes a single zombie every 20 hits or something
Accurate Description
I can't wait for another reskin of the exact same loadout
Anyone wanna 1v1?
Name your platform
Ps4

U on pc?
PC/Xbox
Ok
xbox gay
:whatyousay:
I am so close to being a Demolisher... time to spam...
Kuzco's poison.
The poison for Kuzco.
The poison specifically created for Kuzco.
To kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison.
there is such a thing as inaccuracy
crosshair may have been on point, but as you can see by the crosshair's outer dots being spread wider, the crossbow isnt dead accurate when moving.
is why people usually get hits in without moving forward or backward.
but i had to reach him so i figured i'd do it on the move.
it's fine since I didn't expect it to hit anyway
It's just, in case he did survive the battle, he'd have to either waste a UV heal or be off my ass considerably longer due to poison
anyway birddo, it's really hard to see, but i captured a frame of the bolt flying. it most certainly missed.
lemme just quickly put a circle on it
@honest gate
you'll recognize it by the tiny green dot.
okpro epic
Later, I unplugged and plugged in my headphones and now they don't work for some reason.

ok
ikr
ok i inbade as a way of gratitude
wo
oknice
Someone send a clip of Fear getting pounced.
That clip doesn't exist
^
No, as in tryna tackle Crane as he is falling, magically dodges
is th esecond patch out yet
Gotta love those glitches
huh
Gotta love visual bugs
😦
okok
I WAS PLAYING ON CAMPAIGN MODE
Campaign mode?
@pseudo crane we told you
That's how people do it lol
They grapple cancel to evade midair.
Also doubt you did a mutation in a day. Unless you mean just ONE mutation then yea, thats possible
with a mutation i meant that I grinded throught the entire mutation 2 within a day
because of the double xp weekend
@honest gate heavy spam wtf
I wasn't the one with the heavy, Zana was.
Because someone is teleporting...
?
And I don't wanna point fingers...
Me?
But your internet connection is 
Or it is another p2p moment.
epic game friz
omg now i know u r real l
yes I am real L

next vid
nah i have migrine or some shit
my heads hurting like hell
could barely keep my eyes open playing
ok go sljeepy
okIsleep
sleep sleep


yes
ok i add you
@honest gate See I have pro internet
@acoustic hawk 




bruh im supposed to have 150down 15up but i get half that
ill find a way to fix it soon
Yea
Move to a diff country
Meanwhile me the chad i have 200mbs
Fear can smd he is the lagger
@honest gate See I have pro internet
@acoustic hawk Then it was a p2p moment.
Dude no matter how fast your shit is
You cant have less than 100ms from between eu players
WTF
just met a cheater that rolled the credits on me
which made me leave
like
da hell
Nope, not a cheater.
It is a bug, so if he DID cause that, he would be called an exploiter.
That bug could be caused by itself.
Yep. and he's still not cheating.
What is it with people and always assuming everything is intended, full fledged hacking, cheating, modding and whatever not
This. Game. Is. Broken.
Get used to it
Like you tackle slice slice OMG RAITHE FKING HEAKING
OMG CHETWR FUCKING NOKB
Fanta thows mines while dying must be cheater
oh good
Just invade me when you need salt for your fries then
I'll do you one better, how about crossbow 2h instant kill combo
2h-grappleslice maybe
Or invade fear
Nofunallowed
well yeah invade fear if you want die
and the occasional chance at Fearpounce
bruh thats not fearpounce
this is fearpounce
damn
I usually hit the night hunter they try to tackle I evade and switch to a heavy quickly and hit them into a insta kill
is there any difference between a sledgehammer, pickaxe or axe?
I cannot notice it, if there is one.
Perhaps only the message after a kill; "Sliced" or the other thing I forgot how to spell because I am an illiterate moron.
But if I recall correctly, the Heavy Tribal Axe is the best for some reason.




















