#🧬︱bethezombie
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cries in pounced crane 
By good, I mean people that don't make mistakes
how the fuck are you supposed to kill a uv spammer?
with your brain
uv spit
like literally dudes spammming 30 flares on nests
learn how to tendril gp @honest gate
teacher wraith 
Also if they're throwing more than 2 flares at a time they're probably cheating
But like
Spamming flares as survivor is just a weird way to cheat
yes at this point i feel like a grandpa
i mean i hated flares.. then i discovered howl-pounds.. problem solved
sometimes am in call with people who played since release and we will tell stories about DL retards
throws flare in oil puddle 
no like people like booya or cap
dude back in 2015-6 i used to be good frends with him
xddd
even back then he would call me a lagger
when he can't kill me > lagger
then at some point i became better than him and he would rage on me

dude literally threw 10 flares in the span of 10 seconds
impossible dumbass
oh so im to blame that hes doing it somehow?
Like I said, either they're cheating or you're mistaking 10 flares for 1 or 2
It is pretty common that people claim survivors are throwing 30-ish flares at once.
you're probably oversaturating
Overexaggerating not oversaturating lol
thanks men :D
Now you're also in grammar debt as well as your country's debt
:)))))
dude didnt get hit by horde spit while being in the middle of it
lag or hacks?
shield?
laughs in shield
Either lag, shield or there was an obstacle in the way
he doesnt have a shield
and it was on a mountain
no trees and stuff in the way
so lag?
the shield is like a split second thing you see.
also aussie it wasnt 1 or 2 because there were literally 4 in one spot and then 6 more around
Just wait until you invade someone that has a crossbow that fires poison and explosive darts like a machinegun
You can burst fire them if you have like 2 or 3 equipped at once
But sometimes people cheat it so they have a fully auto crossbow rip
i thought those full auto ones didnt work in btz
wait cheating is? like hacks or mods?
I'm talking about sustained burst. 100+
I haven't seen a full auto xbow in ages anyway, just seen videos of hunters playing and owning hackers with them
I fought someone with unlimited UV light a few days ago as well. It was brutal
uv spit and fair game xd
When their unlimited UV lasts through UV spit feelsbad
Well I've seen people's UV still work after their player model is covered in the UV spit and the icon above their heads is flashing purple
damn
@honest gate @trail hollow The second clip in this vid shows a glitched spit lol
404 horde spit not found
And that last clip
My brother was harassing what I wanted for food as I was tryharding against Natteee
Because my hunter is absolute trash
important #⭐︱general
@plain wave Peanuts, Thomas. Peanuts, would you like to have them?
aussie u tryharded againts a calculator?
Yeah I don't even know what was about lol
Yes
My human will beat my hunter 99 times out of 10 guaranteed
Because my hunter is SO bad
I can't even tendril GP
Howl Gp
wait ill whip out my custom pink calculator brb
And my hunter will beat my human 99 out of 10 guaranteed.
those are the easier things tho .-.

I thought you learned all of those things, Aussie.
But my GP game is weak
renfur tried to teach me one time and I was able to do them
Forgot now tho
That was like almost a year ago lol
I just don't play hunter enough to be interested in learning more
Fair enough.
i need more accuracy on my gp game.. i always hold the pound to quickly, or just am off by a meter or two.
so humans see it comming.
works good on fake outs tho
Jordan is father of Uncy confirmed

I am uncle of Uncy
me looking at 10 flares dropped by 1 dude: 
@plain wave Eggs or no eggs?
but for real.. most mvp thing you can do is block a spit for another suvivor. If you stand in-between him and the spit with a pulled shield.
most mvp thing is mistaking a nest for survivors
Most MVP thing is to play with no HUD and fail to res survivors because you can't see them
Isn't that right @brisk igloo ?
Lmao
Oh yeah, I've done that a few times.

and most pog thing is protecting the survivors from the explody zombies u spawned
That's like the main issue I have with no hud, it's just annoying to locate your mates unless they use glowing outfits.
I only do no hud for cool epic mlg edits with loud music to deafen my few viewers
I used to do no HUD for a long time, but I got tired of it and decided to go back to HUD.
can i see the level requirements for ranks somewhere?
PVP Ranks in DL
HUMAN:
-Prey
-Casualty
-Endangered
-Underdog
-Runner
-Contender
-Challenger
-Fighter
-Dominant
-Ruthless
-Indomitable
-Ultimate Survivor
HUNTER:
-Walker
-Runner
-Biter
-Bolter
-Stalker
-Beast
-Mauler
-Juggernaut
-Widow Maker
-Carnivore
-Hunter
-Apex Predator
From the pinned messages
But there's no "level requirement" that you can visibly see to rank up or down
Well
There is a requirement for one thing
And thats in humans
If you want gold tier weapons from winning matches, be an underdog or above
Yeah
Preferably at Underdog so you can get the juicy golden weapons like planks, pipes and oars 

🇫 👂
dont u steal my gameboy idea
im a fucking chicken smoking a fish smoking a cigarette
change da world
no fear
in Bad Blood Rebuild we added
- players
we need more servers than just china
secretly it's not p2p but it's just china servers
that is why it lags so much and every third player is chinese
yes
o

@brisk igloo And somehow my first game was a flawless ez lol
yo guys
Hullo
greetings

🇫 👂
cute
Ha, that's what you think.
no
Parrot says:
Release DLR
guys i habe bad news
Oh nu
kaiyoo uploaded fortshite


kaiyoo op

😂

Oh yeah, I remember that one, lol.
This is so sad, can we ban UV flashlights?
love or hate it
Let's start by banning Dying Light first.
Aight
natteee ur mom ok lol haha this joke so funny and really new it was funnier the first time
let’s actually start by banning techland
@stuck zephyr You gotta do your special one. "Natteee is gay like his mom".
"At least you resist a bit" lmfao
😂

also nate, nice prison speedrun

Thanks, but people have beaten my time.
alsoguys welcome tomy dying light spit giveaway where we vote for the best spits

lets bully bub
i can do faster easy

my problem is my lack of night hunter boosters because i’m complete ass at everything i do
Prison Heist Rebuild
oh sht
in PH we removed soldiers
in rebuild we added bozak heist
How the hell did you do it in 3 minutes
In rebuild, we added at least 300 more volatiles
@bitter scarab Just play some prison normally and aim for guru reward and start hoarding up NHBs.

shit u rite
in dlr we added the newly requested viral spit
yes
VIRAL SPIT
or make it so you can upgrade it and make it volatile spit 
WORLDS FASTEST BTZ MATCH NOT CLICKBAIT GUISNESS WORLD RECORDS
joins lobby
summoning volatiles would be great
aborts
Crash item exploit for BTZ%
then i wouldn’t get raped harder than a 6 year old locked in a dimly lit warehouse with a bunch of old people
Just invade @fringe nimbus, Apex Predator in three minutes.
@bitter scarab i like where this is going 

3 bars my ass

Sorry, Dok. I love you.
Can we change biterlul to zombienut
whats with people on this server and shitty sex jokes
😂

@quiet brook we cleanse the server with our secret weapon yes?
the ballsack horde cleaner
The ballsack horde new dlc for dl2
Best DLC.
we turned btz chat into a shitshow
it always was
Don't worry, that's how it used to be in the good old days.
its a shitshow
or its fucking dead
XP was even turned off in this channel because it got so off-topic.
I think Fear is very cool.
offtopic alert
banned
also u broke the rules
no u
naming and shaming
i think being the zombie is pretty cool
reminds me what true fear is
this server
be the zombie is the dying light experience that I want
Ah yes. Fear reminds me of true fear because he's very fearsome.
the capability of not knowing when you’ll be one shot
No, because I wasn't here then, Dok.
guys i like people with the current year in their name it makes me remember what year we are on
Or maybe I was, I don't know. I was on the server for a while before I started talking.
@stuck zephyr Some people put a dot in their name, can you imagine that? How silly.
Im so hyped my dooooood
yeah imagine
imagine being a viral
@bitter scarab Excuse me?
which part
2012
zawardo
Fear
reaf
When will you put jojo in dlr
fear with jojo references
Smh
my god
Make Jotaro outfit for crane
change the dying light
due to the universe resetting and speeding up
my final mod
gucci reset the world
i can make viral spit mod
demolisher spit

dios boyfriend got angery and said no universe
yes
please dont
the fear experience
telebombers are a feature
also you guys know that tower beside the actual Tower
yeah i got cheated out of a match because someone glitched into it
@raw sluice The answer is no.
guys i have a cereal question
Is there any possible way tocreplace models with others from other games, fear?
yes
what is the best dying light snack
Fear likes
ezgi
burger
Cheemsburger
i think i had the correct answer

Well, I'm sure @raw sluice would agree, no?
im sorry what
grandmas egg
you wanna run that by me again
If fear doesnt like ezgi he's hakkur nob
Alright, what about this my fellow brothermen. Ezgi but in the krampus outfit, how about that?
@fringe nimbus
TL cares about vanilla. RIP hunter claw dmg. DM me who wants to join us on DLR.
XD
Eggnog booster?
its so busted
:^
you will see in the future
dont worry new booster in christmas soon
people do all these speedruns in prison n shit
Yes
your fav

but how tf do they get speed stacks
pvp is forever fucking broken
like im sorry what the fuck
@bitter scarab Kuai Dagger + Night Hunter Booster
thank you aussie

Resistance in the NHB helps tho against the dudes with guns
yeah
Imagine being able to finish that bounty

imagine dl pve ing
actually does it with 0 like a boss
oh my
adept reward time
the egg nog has been found out
for speedrunning
btz is ded
oh and donatas
Imagine pveing only
idk if you know the other stuff
eggnog = 1/5 claw dam
Noobs
7 dmg
but my god
btz is like saying “ah yeah slam a hammer into my dick”
to be exact
eggnog + 100hp = claw much much you want but i regen faster than you can claw
eksdeee
No slav its
Nice one slav
Dl pvp: Crush my cock with a rock, I must
Endure maximum pain, I must
a ha
Lul
Scramble my testicles in a fruit blender i must
oh the inmate rifle
Endure the pain to defeat the night hunter i must
isnt it the same as the regular rifle?
no
HAHHAHA
its also busted
what iits buffed?
guys i just realized the most broken thing ever
i might get banned from dying light for this
anti gadoid gun vs night hunter
there i said it
fully auto police rifle with 35 mag
?
Cant relate
funny
there is a gadoid gun that shoots gas canisters
honestly, playing hunter is a fun experience
Sometimes you get some newer players and can just relax and mess around
Then other times you get sent to hell and brought back just to be sent back
Or are they 


you aren’t wrong fear
Fun? In btz?

Im going to need to stop you right there
im stopped
Okay now you can go
i think the main problem is how weak the night hunter is
Nornal dl can be fun
that statement is false
and how the uv flashlight lasts 30 years and recharges instantly
a game isnt a game without players
and has the range of a sniper rifle

your conditions have not been met
honestly, if techland just removes the uv flashlight i’ll be happy
?????
bruh what

do you just pounce the humans
Lmao
?
i bet it would make you happy if they removed flares too lol
i feel like your that hunter
Yeah me too slav it hurts my eyes

runs around then pounces only
the only way to damage hunter is to flare thus flare has no cooldown now
You have to hit the hunter with the flare as you throw it
Does as much damage as 2 handed
honestly, i just want the uv flashlight to take longer to recharge
You haven't played dl co op pvp with AB on your side
bro just make uv horde spit
Lights get drained
bombers that explode
Even in a 1v1 itll happen
Fruck yeah i just freaking leveled up motherlovers 
dok serious question
no
Demolisher in btz guys
if u had to choose between
inmate rifle & eggnog boostr or
kb spit
hmm
ban em all
i like that idea
go back to classic nighthunterbooster.exe
this is so sad can we ban north korea
aight im making that into dlr
why
u said it
oh shit
i didnt choose
actually no
seriosuly
kb spit is good
you can explode barrels as hunter
funnest thing
the kb spit can change the tide of battle
see, you say these abbreviations like i have the iq to know what it is
oh geo
imma check
thank you
inmate rifle

i only have 1 functioning braincell
too muchkvass
I guess we are in the same boat slav 
if only you could ban your own braincell you wouldnt be here
honestly
get your free datapak today at www.rebuildpro.com
yes

get your free amazon gift card at
www.notavirusiswear.com
and you can play like fiear
@fringe nimbus from which one do i craft? military or police?
yike

see, i would do rebuild if i wasn’t like, on console
police
Which console doe
ty
dok
uh, gaybox

yeah sorry its not gaystation


its a dlc
we need to spam them because otherwise they don't seem to have eyes
i totally wish i had cancer so i could speedrun through it
sorry mr fear
fear no tosic
do a glitch and skip straight to stage 4
bro i wish

yes?
im not skilled enough yet
tumor skip
you just need to apply radiation on the same spot each day
your tumor has gained 400xp
it's an advanced strategy

Fear is a tumor in human form
O no
wait what makes the inmate rifle so op? is it the 5 extra bullets? cuz it fires about the same as the full auto militarily rifle
commit heart fail treatment
guys
dont grind stuffed turtle or you’re cheating
what vid i have no vids
Lmao that comment was dumb
dude he has no vids

geyouie
better than khopesh
inferior to the plank.
Was that from last year or
yes lets expose more future content
😉
aäå
eggnog is enough
how the hell do you even get eggnogs
are they from the christmas event
you wait for christmas
But
oh I just didn't know what an eggnog was

now it's obvious
christmas potions looted from festive zombies yes
because Techland
I don't see how else you're going to get them
I want from the christmas event
u probably rite
Ezgi
That too
no effort like the usual standards
Dl2
I really don't
Mm yes
Ahhhh
(^:
:^)
more like a dropkick from halfway across the map

techlanding adding krampus outfiting into dyinglighting? pleases? add ouitfit 😡
Is that where he went after he drank the vile
So guys, we did it! We reached a quarter of a million subscribers
so guys we did it we patched all exploits now our game is dead because all the 🇨🇳 stopped playing
guys did u know that
didn’t need the commies anyways
every day
a minute in dying light passes
🇨🇳
bruh
there are data7's being send out to the world

i can feel the hunters dying already
hand it over. that thing, your adidas sweater. @bitter scarab


hand it over, your datapak.
for my lady's dying light
I've made this joke more dry than the blood of the dark soul
needs more estus flasks


Bruh
Good read

Big Brain
i dont need to play btz
playing agains @plain wave in run or die map its still the hardest challenge

why does everybody turn on night invasions and then hide in zones or quit?
like 3 people in a row quit and 1 before that stayed in a safe zone for too long
Scaredy cats are everywhere
wHOA there buckaroo
When you get invaded by a hacker who has infinite uv suppression
Vanilla BtZ
Zombie: misses tackle - “Oh n-n-no..”
DLR BtZ
Zombie: misses tackle - “HahahHAHAHAH”
Humor ahead
@quiet brook ur actually fucking retarded. 500h is starter? u can learn how the game goes in less than 4 hours
well then you cant play games like a normal person
if u cant learn a games mechanics in less than 6 hours youre either retarded or youre new to gaming
or the game is dark souls or smth
bruh who said i play btz?
Wraith is basically saying that there's a lot of mechanical exploits or tricks that takes many hours to even find out they exist in the first place.
Oh i dont know the fact that you talk in a btz chat
well u actually changed the theme to 500 hour starters and not me
also 4 hours is enough to find most of the tricks and exploits
The theme? Am talking about dl
Doubtful, I don't know anyone who's amazing at BTZ with less than 400 hours
youre not talking about btz tho
Starters in reference to BTZ
That's why Wraith said it doesn't matter if they're in OT or Slums, story progression shouldn't be a measure of BTZ experience
Legend neither
legend rank doesnt really matter its ez to lvl up
@honest gate ok i see that you struggle with understanding plain text and that you get easily offended but here's a fact you cant master a game with 6 hours as you said
Give me an example
ok what platform?
PC
too easy tbh
Give me an fps title then
multiplayer?
That has actual fucking pvp
u want a multiplayer fps?
Cant you read?
Even cod has a learning curve that takes more than 6 hours
never played cod lol
cod games are either overpriced for fps games or just look boring
but thats my opinion
yeah after 500hours you're still a beginner
you need 1000+ hours minimum to be somewhat decent
I have 14 hours as Hunter I am best Mauler rank yes
exploits are easy to learn. it's more about common sense.
or just know what to do and what not to do.
like dropkicking a hunter with uv spit.
while he has uv spit
shit like that
dude you are fukcign noob dlplayer I can sometimes kill the tutorial cranes
so i am better because i kill
usually I die to the tutorial cranen though
tutorial crane has uv hax
Here's the stereotypical hunters + survivors you get on console who get pissy over literally anything you do:
-
People with a dbz pfp
-
Edgy kids with a trash gang pfp (
) -
Anime pfp kek
Russians or Chinese that have characters that aren't readable in the DL text, and just appear as ▯▯▯▯▯▯
Lmao yee
range sucks by the way
and getting impaled on spikes by your own moves IS REALLY ANNOYING
Humans are crafty, I always think twice about uaing tackle if it's a cluttered area
https://tenor.com/view/shrek-donkey-gif-11543211
when your tackle gets dodged
Grapple stall DFA on Wraith 

Ikr
bro stop melee spamming
ok
ok
the "ok" joke is dead move on kids
hello
oh hey
ur profile picture just perfectly suits the "oh hey"
anyways
i can't seem to find anyone to invade
Oh shit am sorry
Ok ||and this is not the joke||
oh wait after like 40min i finally found someone!!
@quiet brook Sorry for what?
ez

Excuse shitty phone camera
Need to post this here so I can share it someplace else
Are you on console or sum? @turbid prairie
No I'm on a calculator
PS4 if you see the controls
H
I think
Its called the PEE ESS FORE
That lets you download your clips
Its surprising how many people don't know how to tendril claw
the 50mb upload limit is so nice praise all nitro boosters
fml just realized i misspelled seeking

Got the most amazing kill as night hunter
Basically this dude was camping on a water tower in countryside
And he was spamming uv flares
And he threw one on the ground that I decided to just kinda vibe in
And he jumps down, trying to get a drop kill on me ig
And I just walk out of the way and he falls
I once heard a rumor
That there was a 4th mutation for the night hunter
and it was gonna have fur
I thought it was gonna happen with the Following Release
no furries allowed
Trust me
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