#🧬︱bethezombie
stable mist
stable mist
REE
brisk igloo
Seems like you guys have a nice and peaceful conversation here.
brisk igloo
@stable mist Keep telling yourself that.
fringe nimbus
its btz but people be tosic as a joke most the time
stable mist
😮
quiet brook
?
fringe nimbus
ok
honest gate
@stable mist countryside is simple, because you can freely run without getting stuck around corners or hit anywhere lol
honest gate
Come on, he needs to know that he shouldn't leave the victim when he tackles, just look on the ground ( not directly) and tendril sprint and claw gp them from back
ez
yes dok, stfu
quiet brook
@fringe nimbus if i get mad ill start calling everyone an nword
honest gate
stable mist
Jesus fuckin' christ
quiet brook
not in the discord you cumnut
honest gate
In btz chat yeyee?
quiet brook
in game ill call them nwords and tell them to smoke my pole
fringe nimbus
woah
brisk igloo
@fringe nimbus Btw, when I say "stfu" I don't mean it in a rude way.
honest gate
dok, stfu
fringe nimbus
:]
honest gate
Fhilip stfu
fringe nimbus
gets demoted
brisk igloo
Dragonboi, stfu.
brisk igloo
Aussie, stfu.
quiet brook
i remember yesterday i got madd at some laggy russians so i said "smoke my pole like your mother does" after that i was laughing
honest gate
Madded
brisk igloo
madded
brisk igloo
Dragonboi, stfu.
honest gate
boi
quiet brook
eat a dic you mongo
honest gate
madd
brisk igloo
Epic Gamer Moment.
honest gate
wraith madd
fringe nimbus
^
stable mist
@honest gate Let's replay the situation and this time let me say the circumstances before you go out saying LoL iTs Ez YoU jUsT cAnT dO iT
Like, you don't even know what kind of situation it is. 
🤷
honest gate
ok @stable mist come to #577099808859357184
quiet brook
wow congrads dude i have fucking dyslexia what i write is not what i have in mind always
you dont know what a pain in the ass it is to fucking write shit correctly
brisk igloo
"it hink"
quiet brook
no its not about reading
honest gate
I bipolar ok I have triple mental disorders, one is called nice, and second is called depression out of no where
brisk igloo
I think it's more about spelling.
brisk igloo
Fhilip, stfu.
fringe nimbus
honest gate
Yeah stfu
fringe nimbus
spelling yea
quiet brook
another friend of mine also has dyslexia and he cant write or speak very well sometimes he just speaking.exe stoped responding
brisk igloo
That friend is Fear.
fringe nimbus
one of my freinds finds trouble reading
quiet brook
no
brisk igloo
Keep telling yourself that.
fringe nimbus
wdym natteee
quiet brook
that friend is irl friend of mine that you dont even know
fringe nimbus
what
brisk igloo
I know all of your irl friends.
honest gate
Alright.. this conversation died
brisk igloo
I ride roller coasters with all of them.
honest gate
Renfur stfu
quiet brook
am curious to see what fhilip is typing all this time
honest gate
Lol
brisk igloo
Fhilip is gonna roast us all probably.
honest gate
He's trying an essay
brisk igloo
Or explain what dyslexia means.
remote pebble
I was typing random letters and deleting them to see if it got a reaction out of Sereia
bronze patrol
This is Sereia ok
quiet brook
essay?
brisk igloo
LOL
brisk igloo
@honest gate Get outplayed by king Fhilip.
honest gate
you keep lurking and stalking everyone
remote pebble
honest gate
imma 6000 clear this chat ok don't trigger me
bronze patrol
clear chat if gay
quiet brook
[R&C] Sereīa™Today at 4:14 PM
I bipolar ok I have triple mental disorders, one is called nice, and second is called depression out of no where
__
you srsly depressed or EDGY MAN DEPRESSION XD
honest gate
Do I look depressed lmao
bronze patrol
edgy
honest gate
Renfur joined Natte wtf
brisk igloo
@honest gate Yes
brisk igloo
OHH
quiet brook
yea ill agree with the calculator
brisk igloo
Renfur my good man.
bronze patrol
Brotherman Natee, we are one now. 
brisk igloo
@hybrid moon This is fucking lit. Now we are 3 and we are strong.
brisk igloo
Four was like the highest, then everyone betrayed me and left me to rot in the dirt. Deep story I know.
remote pebble
Indeed.
quiet brook
2016
"How can i join NM+?"
2019
"How can i join Calculator?"
brisk igloo
😎
honest gate
8ball typed an essay
brisk igloo
Keep telling yourself that.
honest gate
Yes Fhilip
quiet brook
nattee did you saw the booya screenshots?
brisk igloo
I'm pretty sure I did, yes.
bronze patrol
Supposedly wahkah is working with Techland to fix the online mods btw. Id love to see how that goes lol
brisk igloo
lol
bronze patrol
I mean even if they do fix the dll method, theres like 3 others way to mod online still lol
Although fixing dll would get rid of most people because dl community is 200iq
quiet brook
ik but i find the oe the easiest and most practical
engine_x64_rwdi.dll
So what i think happened some1 from tl leaked that file coz i dont understand how someone whos not from tl could get access to that file since its not in the DL files that we get
i cant tell if its from dead island files either coz i havent seen the files themeselves
plain wave
Fellas. I have to say that was one of the most pointless 250+ messages I missed out on
brisk igloo
I mean, isn't 99% of what is said in this channel pointless? 
bronze patrol
@quiet brook OE was originally built for Dead Island DE
hence dide mod
but I believe the reason it works for DL is because they run on the same engine.
hybrid moon
@brisk igloo pinging me while I was sleeping -_- 👏
honest gate
@hybrid moon
hybrid moon
Stfu. Need to go shower
plain wave
Ping while he's in shower
brisk igloo
@hybrid moon Oh, I'm so sorry my good brotherman.
honest gate
y e s @plain wave
quiet brook
@bronze patrol mostlikely yea in the engine file dsound is mentioned so i would say they would have to modify the engine to block oe's
bronze patrol
Patch that. Patch the DLC method and then patch the method with changing the server and ez. Almost all online mods go bye bye.
quiet brook
tbh i dont even care if they patch that coz a) idc about the game b)i dont care about the game c) i dong care about the game & d) less autistic ppl cheating
fringe nimbus
can you stop pinging
stable mist
@fringe nimbus sorry
fringe nimbus
wow your so funny
stable mist
bro you cant english?
quiet brook
@fringe nimbus no u
fringe nimbus
ok
quiet brook
@fringe nimbus how did your exams go ;D?
stable mist
they go bed 😎
quiet brook
how do you feel thou?
fringe nimbus
well for everything im negative and scared
quiet brook
am like last year of high school we give some really important exams and here i am playing ark
quiet brook
as you can see am so worried
fringe nimbus
i was playing resident evil and minecraft
stable mist
And firstly I don't even joke bully ppl for stuff like that 
quiet brook
we are doing analysis and its full of functions and shit that icant understand
plain wave
@fringe nimbus I’m coming online if you want to join
plain wave
DL
plain wave
You said u wanted to play lol
quiet brook
on steam?
plain wave
Ok we crash Wraith if he invades, yes?
fringe nimbus
yes
plain wave
I definitely know how to crash
plain wave
Ok good way to make Wraith not join is to play Slums
quiet brook
ah
plain wave
Everyone hates slums
quiet brook
slums or ot even the following ill put you down
fringe nimbus
im so rusty at btz now
plain wave
Bad Blood training map
brisk igloo
So many spikes in Slums.
quiet brook
if you want me to invade i can come over but if you dont ill stick with ark coz yes
fringe nimbus
invade if you want
plain wave
I don’t mind either way lol
quiet brook
i have to grow some wyverns and shit coz my last one tried to swim in lava
plain wave
@brisk igloo ikr if you walk in the wrong spot you’re gonna spike yourself
plain wave
Yeah like the buyers do
quiet brook
it was a suicide
plain wave
Biters*
brisk igloo
buyers
plain wave
Nono credit the player it’s 100% skill
brisk igloo
I have a clip when you spike yourself, Aussie.
quiet brook
quiet brook
have you also seen this?
plain wave
Ah yeah that’s gold
quiet brook
am thinking of putting that as "artwork" showcase in my profile
hybrid moon
lol
quiet brook
coz i have a bid dong ill try playing 2 games at the same time it worked with r6 + mc + Ace combat 7
native sorrel
Hey can anybody let me WIN a game just 1v1 you let me win??? need night hunter booster schem dm me if ye can thanks
honest gate
@native sorrel you can get night hunter boosters from prison aswell, crafting them requires stuff you also get from pvp, such as hunter gland
quiet brook
sure dude
fringe nimbus
:]
floral void
anyone wanna help me i didnt start long ago
brisk igloo
Help you with what?
floral void
like missions and stuff idk anyone wanna play is the question to ask
brisk igloo
If you're looking for partners to play with then check out the lfg channels. I don't know which platform you're on.
floral void
pc ok
pliant canopy
base game DL 2 wont have pvp btw
honest gate
only for deluxe and higher editions
brisk igloo
Unlock pvp through supply drops
honest gate
pvp made for higher editions only, so p2p it
tight star
Really? Dl2 no pvp?
honest gate
Nah they didnt say that
honest gate
we are just joking around
brisk igloo
But I'd say there is a good chance there won't be any.
honest gate
@weary parrot 10,000,000$ on your way yes
weary parrot
xd
honest gate
@brisk igloo well there will be pvp, but not btz obviously
brisk igloo
Well yeah.
honest gate
Man, these Last Hopes I have, I'm throwing it at faces like there's no hope for tomorrow 
brisk igloo
lol
honest gate
I love it, so good
brisk igloo
Have you gotten yourself a juicy dfa yet with it?
tight star
dfa?
brisk igloo
Death from above @tight star
brisk igloo
Some people call it different things though. Some say air assassination I believe.
tight star
Thnx for the info
honest gate
I call it ZA WARUDOOO
brisk igloo
I mean it's called drop attack in vanilla game but in btz the game says death from above so nobody says drop attack.
tight star
Trying to find a game as the Hunter and for some reason it fails to join
brisk igloo
Yeah, drop attack sounds pretty ugly. Death from above is much better.
stuck zephyr
Death from Below
digital vault
Death from above
fringe nimbus
@quiet brook this is so cool techland knows about king meme
king little noob revived
plain wave
If only momey was not banned so he could see this
quiet brook
why did he even got banned for?
plain wave
ill check
Oh lol, broke many rules and then asking to be banned because he was ignoring all of our warnings
quiet brook
lol incredible
honest gate
¯_(ツ)_/¯
honest gate
Anyone wanna 1v1 ME?
hybrid moon
ur steam name is what?
honest gate
Prielian
hybrid moon
looks familiar
honest gate
To?
honest gate
Hm
I dont remember playing against ypu
You
Anyways
Add me
Then join ne
1v1
Hunter joined me
So
hollow pewter
can someone let me win as the human so i can get that potion thing that ive read about
honest gate
xD
@hollow pewter you can get nh boosters from prison
Crafting them will also require hunter gland, which you get it from winning more matches
honest gate
So it's pretty rare to craft them, but prison got a lot in it
hollow pewter
oh yea, how do i go in the prison heist thing
honest gate
Oh, well if you don't know how to get in there, then I don't think you can handle it either
honest gate
Not about level, its speed running
vernal gull
craft a bunch of zaid flares, armor potions, buy ammor for the engraved shotgun and speedrun
ignore all enemies, kill the ppls with rifles while using armor potion
than speedrun again untill u go to the end
than pull off ur shotty and headshot the armored infected till you kill it
ez
hollow pewter
thx for the tip but i still dont know how or where i can start the prison heist
xd
vernal gull
its on a boat
honest gate
quests > scroll down > prison heist
vernal gull
yes
honest gate
There's also a poster in the tower that leads there
hollow pewter
xd
vernal gull
also poster in the tower yes
hollow pewter
aight thx
hollow pewter
~
hollow pewter
is there a way to make humans spawn in Be the zombie base lobby
honest gate
XD
brisk igloo
@hollow pewter No
brisk igloo
What is that you wanna practice?
hollow pewter
everything
brisk igloo
Things like gp spit you can practice on one of the immortal bots if you go to the tutorial beacon in the basketball courtyard area.
brisk igloo
They do, but they suck at aiming with it. The immortal bot has actual aimbot uv though, lol. Sometimes he doesn't use it though. I don't really know how it works. Sometimes I've gotten my spits without having to pounce him. If you pounce him he will start shining uv at you basically.
Otherwise just spam uv block.
honest gate
Jesus Crane
honest gate
A good memory that we will never forget
It will remind us to btz when we play DL2 with no pvp
brisk igloo
Say that to the people who won't even get the game because it doesn't have pvp.
honest gate
Fear, Wraith, good yes
brisk igloo
Yes
honest gate
Yes
honest gate
@brisk igloo when you start the immortal bot's tutorial(you need Mut3), don't pounce him, just GP spit him a lot of times using sense spit (you'll have sense and toxic spits only anyway) after a while you'll be able to use the other spits on him without having to spam UV shield. (and you can tackle him as well, but it will trigger his aimbot'ed UV to work)
brisk igloo
@honest gate Oh yeah right.. now I remember. That sense spit was the thing..
Thanks my good man Heller.
granite mountain
horde spit is good
you have to apply pressure and keep them on the ground though
@honest gate steam report?
honest gate
no
report
dying light
Cuz I met a hacker called Huntermehemet
he flys away
ad he has hyper mdoe
When I tackle him
he flies
s
and health regain
bronze patrol
apparently not liking nightcore makes me a fake renfur
bronze patrol
was talking to veggie
bronze patrol
open your game if its not open
hollow pewter
played with a pair of hackers
got them at last hp before they insta kill'd all of my 4 remaining nests
stuck zephyr
@bronze patrol noob not real human bcz no like NiGhTcOrE
brisk igloo
lol
hollow pewter
Is it common to get invaded nowadays?
brisk igloo
lol ^^
honest gate
Because you are fun to bully that why
plain wave
Funnily enough most of these biters know how to abort and that’s how most of my games end after I’m beating them
honest gate
yeyeyeyy
aborting is common
in every game
unless the devs take action like dbd thinking, ban for days
bronze patrol
@stuck zephyr Only the real Renfur likes nightcore mane
its not like he listens to hip hop, rap, and instrumental music in almost every single compilation he uploaded for a year. 
brisk igloo
Rufner
honest gate
He's a furry eww
brisk igloo
I didn't even think about that, lol.
bronze patrol
Smh. im disappointed.
brisk igloo
I'm sorry, brotherman Rufner.
honest gate
oof
bronze patrol
@brisk igloo you play dbd when?
honest gate
dbd nerds game
bronze patrol
Bad. Play it if ur not gay
brisk igloo
@bronze patrol But I am gay.
honest gate
oof
bronze patrol
fuck no
honest gate
Fuck yes
hybrid moon
xD
bronze patrol
I mean ive had gay guys come on to me in the past. Instant block though lol
Maybe i should send them to Sereia
or Nate
hybrid moon
lmfao
bronze patrol
Im sure you gays would enjoy the company kappa
honest gate
Send them to Natte, I'm not interested in dicks
bronze patrol
Keep telling yourself that 
honest gate
Keep telling your mom that
brisk igloo
@hybrid moon I think you're right.
hybrid moon
😂
bronze patrol
This is nate rn
To be fair though
its impossible for me to be gay, I always wear athlete outfit when I play DL
bronze patrol
Precisely brotherman (:
brisk igloo
🤔
brisk igloo
😡
brisk igloo
Nono, Heller is being sarcastic. Isn't that righ? @honest gate
honest gate
I'm pretty sure he complimented your voice
@brisk igloo Ok you voice reveal to me or ban
He really got a cute nice voice, too bad he's a cuck that can't voice reveal to everyone
Because he's a shy little girl
brisk igloo
😡
fringe nimbus
chris hansen where are you
honest gate
In heaven
honest gate
Apex predator right here
brisk igloo
👏
raw sluice
Mutation 0, 1, 2, and 3 Apex predator. ;)
bronze patrol
Ha. Your ranks and mutations mean nothing when I am the superior intellectual here. I uninstalled the game.
Get fricked.
brisk igloo
👏
raw sluice
F
bronze patrol
Us calculator bois are one step ahead in evolution. Right @brisk igloo ?
honest gate
I can end your whole calculator group in a snap
But aussie will demote me with a blink
bronze patrol
Aussie should demote anyways
honest gate
how about I make you a toad, he doesn't mind that
brisk igloo
@bronze patrol That's right. We are the big brain intellectuals of this server and this world. We are the future.
honest gate
||Natte being cringy as usual and embarrassing his night club too||
bronze patrol
Brotherman Natte is not cringy. He is very big intellectual. Youre just jealous because you are a peasant unlike us calculator intellectuals.
honest gate
Keep telling yourself that.
brisk igloo
Keep telling your virginity that.
honest gate
Jokes on you, I lost it by getting.. long story
brisk igloo
Ezgi?
hybrid moon
😂
honest gate
@honest gate exposed
@honest gate ?
So question
Excuse me?
🙏
@brisk igloo wdym
Did u start drama
And wtf is going on
honest gate
What brought Ezgi into the middle.-.
brisk igloo
Although it's reversed roles this time. 😎
honest gate
Reverse r... nvm
remote pebble
@honest gate They're both madly in love with Ezgi, basically.
brisk igloo
Keep telling yourself that.
remote pebble
Keep telling yourself that.
honest gate
I prefer Jade
Bannnnnn
BANNNN
Wow
!ban @remote pebble @brisk igloo
Ur gonna ban him
bot down nvm
brisk igloo
@honest gate Welcome to #🧬︱bethezombie
honest gate
Because he knows wat he’s talking about smh
And jade is fuckin ugly
This is btz, bullying, is usually here
Just like your mom
ez
She killed me
If u didn’t know u can get a tech acc
And get jade
stuck zephyr
yeah u can get free T-Bucks i heard
honest gate
I want b-bucks tho
brisk igloo
You can also unlock Half-Life 3 beta.
brisk igloo
Quick and reliable.
honest gate
ok I'm buying
brisk igloo
I'm buying you.
stuck zephyr
yes lets give mercy to the king of this game @brisk igloo
honest gate
No one:
brisk igloo
Yes
honest gate
Not a single soul:
stuck zephyr
The joke:
stuck zephyr
mg
stuck zephyr
????????
stuck zephyr
yeah no minecraft
honest gate
Adien. Sounds like crane
Yeah ik
Why
Aiden and Crane are different noobs
Aiden is voiced by Jonah Scott, and Crane is voiced by Roger Craig Smith
no lmo
Wait huh
Who said that
stuck zephyr
ha ha funny laughing at diseases bro 👀
honest gate
👀👀
lmo
The new fighting is dog shit
Pls fix
I want this game to be perfect?
Perfect your IQ first
That’s why u fell off 🤡
🤦
stuck zephyr
no he doesnt have the chromosomes todo that dont go too hard
honest gate
yes
honest gate
ye, channel dies now
honest gate
may 2020*
honest gate
Oof
If only I could sleep for decades like whales, would have been easier to wait for the game
honest gate
Just don’t think about it
honest gate
I mean if u don’t think about
It
It’s obviously gonna come fast
It's hard to stop thinking about it when Uncy is here to remind
ban time
stuck zephyr
how do u not think about something
honest gate
Hmm.. one way
stuck zephyr
sleep pills
honest gate
eternal sleep pills
stuck zephyr
the 1 year pill
honest gate
We don't enter coma when we want to 
stuck zephyr
honest gate
ok laters
bronze patrol
I think I just lost a solid 80% of my braincells from this conversation.
honest gate
That's the point, to toast your brain cells
brisk igloo
@bronze patrol 99 for me.
long hedge
Hello
waxen pagoda
Do someone here tried to play BtZ without grapple hook
honest gate
I did, stayed on the ground, but when nests are on roof, pretty torture
fringe nimbus
its modded
honest gate
yes
You really come with very intellectual questions quite often fam
Yes it is cheating, it adds charges to the grapple, unfair advantage
and it has a toxic blueprint
and its unlimated
so
k
I will remove it
fter
after
done
@honest gate hi
Yes
honest gate
@honest gate it depends on the item, there are UV flashlights with only their colour changed to gold and there are other ones with buffs like more duration which is an unfair advantage vs hunters = cheating
honest gate
Joined, left, joined,
stuck zephyr
smort
honest gate
@north forum btw congrats you're on top of all the noobs below
brisk igloo
Only cost him 10 bucks per month.
north forum
Boosters should be above everyone 
honest gate
Yes, you are above every member except mods, enjoy
brisk igloo
Is it because you're saving up for a new advanced calculator?
bronze patrol
No. I stole a really advanced calculator when I was in high school, am good on calculators for a while
Shhhh though, our little secret
brisk igloo
Of course, I won't tell anyone.
bronze patrol
Not a soul 
brisk igloo
Of course not. Only you and I will know.
bronze patrol
Its one of those calculators that is very expensive but has like everything you need. Even internet and I believe it has games on it and lets you store notes or smth
Like the thing costs as much as a phone lol
I dont care though I stole borrowed it from a stuck up kid
brisk igloo
But can you play Dying Light 2 on it?
bronze patrol
I can have 2 DL2 processes open on ultra gfx
brisk igloo
Fantastic. How many frames do you get?
bronze patrol
60 minimum
brisk igloo
Even better. Strange how people buy a console when you can just buy a calculator and get 10x the experience. Isn't that right, Renfur?
bronze patrol
yas
fluid gale
ANYONE WANNA INVADE Us!!! slums get gud and get lucky invde us
calm surge
fluid gale
i am autistic
stable mist
I
honest gate
n
stable mist
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fast phoenix
Who needs help getting their survivor rank up (PS4)?
honest gate
That's some hard bargain right there, you would suffer three days with me
stable mist
Sereia you can't just kidnap people and torture them for your arousal
for three days
honest gate
@stable mist shhh that's none of your concern ez ez
stable mist
fast phoenix
I just thought maybe I cant help some folks get to underdog and be gone lol but what r u planning? 😭😂
honest gate
Dude these pepe emojis have bad quality, Dan u succ
honest gate
bro? 
honest gate
Sis?
solemn patrol
sereia is a trap.
There's no he/she bro/sis
honest gate
that's what she said
stable mist
round 7
honest gate
yes
quiet brook
bruh he didnt even drew it correctly
stuck zephyr
honest gate
bruh, you so talented
honest gate
oh, wraith talented asf
stuck zephyr
quiet brook
┓┏┓┏┓┃
┛┗┛┗┛┃＼○／
┓┏┓┏┓┃ / HOLLY
┛┗┛┗┛┃ノ)
┓┏┓┏┓┃ SHIT
┛┗┛┗┛┃
┓┏┓┏┓┃
┛┗┛┗┛┃
┓┏┓┏┓┃
┃┃┃┃┃┃ DEPRESION
┻┻┻┻┻┻
verbal furnace
lmao
stable mist
depre Sion
stable mist
bestgamerali
stable mist
@stuck zephyr depres-Sion 
quiet brook
eat my dik
verbal furnace
XDD
honest gate
snowman
stuck zephyr
quiet brook
its a backslide
honest gate
Only if he can backslide like that
stable mist
this image ceases my will to live
shy halo
#🧬︱bethezombie should be renamed to
#fearandwraithpublicchat
brisk igloo
I used to call it hardcore off-topic.
honest gate
more like that yeah
tight star
Lol yeah
honest gate
Ah, those days in the countryside when players gotta trap you in a glitch to win
honest gate
Best part about countryside is throw some landmines around the buggy so they don't gp it when the horde is chasing you, ez
They used those to lure me in and trap me...
Lol, you lure them back there and gp them, they kill themselves, their lives are counted, yours is not soo.. bamboozle them
How am I supposed to do that when I'm trapped in the haunted house with bathtub with the dead lady in it?
Oh well. I'll know for next time 😄
Why do you even get in there? that's the question
I just saw em in a house, pounced them and then realised where I was
Expert hunter gameplay right there 👌🏼
lmao
But hey, they took pity on me and came back in to keep me company. I made sure to scrub behind the ears
honest gate
How do players instantly destroy two nests when I load in/
brisk igloo
@honest gate Cheats.
ocean laurel
Mindkinetic Power 👀 
honest gate
I don't understand these survivors that get pissed at me for doing my job and protecting my nests
Its pvp salt, it's common
brisk igloo
And it's usually hilarious.
honest gate
Lol it was. They kept begging me to let them win
Lol
pLs lEt mE wIn
sorry kid, gotta protect my children from filthy humans like you
Exactly!
brisk igloo
Or this,
Player Night Hunter has joined the session
Gets dropkicked on spikes
Player Night Hunter has left the session
honest gate
Nahhh
hunter joined the session
killed you three times
dropkicked on spikes once
hunter left the match
bruh like.. bitch wtf
plain wave
Or if the hunters gets DFA’d once
brisk igloo
@plain wave The Deadlead experience.
honest gate
You dfa him once and he rage quits? beautiful, moments like that should be recorded
brisk igloo
Quite impressive how much swearing he managed to fit in one sentence.
brisk igloo
Back when I had a 4 in my name. Yikes.
🤔
Keep telling yourself that. 
Oh well I think I am.
Alright, that's some good salt for now. Enjoy.
plain wave
Natteee is a heater
stable mist
noob heat
honest gate
Heated
bronze patrol
@brisk igloo the deadlead experience is getting telemommed while he jumps into water
brisk igloo
lol
honest gate
Oh boy that’s some good salt
I joined the same guys lobby after I invaded by accident and he was like NO!
honest gate
Welcome to btz, you haven't seen salt and ego yet
bronze patrol
There's nothing better than a huge ego with a side of 
@brisk igloo ever since I joined calculator, I have gained built in aimbot for AK when I play rust
stuck zephyr
ah thats so justified
honest gate
Last hackers I faced sucked so bad they barely used their uv
honest gate
Infinite health are the best ones, spike kills and horde
10 spike kills, what a glory
plain wave
Kinda sad that a lot of the time you see people cheat because others cheat. It all becomes a vicious circle where if someone who has the power to mod thinks that their opponent/s are cheating, they whip out their own mods to "balance" out the game.
honest gate
If you beat them without mods and they do turn out to be cheating it feels sooo goood
plain wave
^^
honest gate
@plain wave not me, if I see infinite health, best match for me I'll nail them then spam ez and for who got infinite UV and infinite health, there's a reason why UV spit exists and since they are dumb I'll tackle them over and over and over till they get nailed on spikes ezzzz
no matter how they cheat, they will always be modder noobs that will get nailed by experienced players lol
plain wave
How tf do you get people with infinite UV and health on console if they don't have some sort of cheat menu?
honest gate
And they still are nothing I nail them and mock them and they get triggered asf, bunch of amateurs xD
plain wave
What about the cheaters which spawnkill you by teleporting to insta tackle you. But it aint just any tackle, they literally tackle from 100m away at the speed of a telebomber and you get instantly killed from "spikes" even though you die middair.
What's the point of even playing like that it's basically a "win instantly" button.
I don't even understand how cheaters find that entertaining.
honest gate
It's like how some people find watching tv entertaining while others don't
They don't care about entertainment they just want the win
Oh here, don't cheat yes? lose, but then crash them, better idea
brisk igloo
@bronze patrol Of course you have. Calculators gives you inhuman powers.
plain wave
Why bother if you're already Apex, like have they got nothing else to do. Also that analogy makes no sense. At least when you watch TV you're meant to watch it lol. With advanced DL cheaters it's basically a point and click adventure, but literally doing the same thing over and over again.
honest gate
All you need to do, just drop something to their game and close it when they destroy nests instantly, ez
solemn patrol
Hp doesnt matter..damage is now scaled by percentage..for sure guns are absurdly weak meanwhile 2h melee are doing a lot of damage..
plain wave
probably modded ^^
hence the insta kill
I've seen people one punch the hunter because they cheated
hybrid moon
I got sniped with one bullet and died just because i was Canadian ok? @plain wave
plain wave
Lol
brisk igloo
The Canadian experience.
brisk igloo
@pliant venture Why do you hate him so much?
hybrid moon
lol
Only thing I don't like about Chinese is their lag.
They go in one spot, go to move, then is teleported behind you
gg
brisk igloo
You should dislike Dying Light for having p2p for pvp instead. 
hybrid moon
xD
pliant venture
bronze patrol
Chinese = aids
hybrid moon
^
bronze patrol
Lag + Whats a combo? We only know how to use heavy 100 times while hunter is locked in animation + Bow Kick Crouch spam after you get dropkicked.
hybrid moon
xd
honest gate
Common here too, 3, heavy, arrows spam, no skill
bronze patrol
I just dont understand how people like that can play like that and expect to fight good hunters.
That just makes me want to alt f4 because its so boring.
honest gate
Idk about PC, but on console, plug in k&m and they send love mails to you " 你他媽的一塊狗屎!@##%@%!! "
solemn patrol
ching chong 100
arctic turret
Howdy. 
I cannot join my sibling's game as a Zombie. It throws back an error stating that I cannot join as a zombie, but offers me the option to join as a co-op partner.
hybrid moon
He has invasions off
arctic turret
We've been trying for several hours. My sibling has already unlocked the ability for co-op and invasions and everthing
Nope. It's on
arctic turret
Oh, so I set it to Anytime
hybrid moon
yes
arctic turret
yeah we reloaded a few times
Full game reloads just in case something bugged out or something
hybrid moon
now Mr. Volunteer has to afk
arctic turret
ight
I also set it to Friends only and she invited me directly just in case
And that didn't seem to work.
Invasions are on and everything, set to unlimited & 'anytime'
She does appear in the tab at the pause menu, so I tried joining through there too.
Again, she was able to unlock invasions and coop from that one mission where you first see the Bolter
Really weird. I looked all over the internet and nothing seems to work.
Also, we don't use any mods or anything and our VAC state is both off. Not sure it being off is bad or whatever, but we both have it off.
She never completed the tutorial for BTZ, but that shouldn't matter as she unlocked it.. unless she needs to play it first, the tutorial, and it somehow triggers an event to allow invasions or smth, no clue what I am talking about haha, but it said she unlocked it and co-op as she can invite me. I co-opped with her for several hours and everything.
brisk igloo
I think you need to finish the BTZ tutorial before it allows you to join others. I recall a issue I had and I think that fixed it. I am not sure though. But you should try that first and see if it works.
brisk igloo
Whoever joins as the zombie.
honest gate
You gotta finish the tutorial first
stable mist
Everybody gangsta until the tutorial cranes start walking
honest gate
It's time to clap someone 👏