#🧬︱bethezombie

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honest gate
brisk igloo
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XboxBTW

honest gate
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XBOW u dumb fuck

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šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

brisk igloo
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oh, lol. I thought I typed that

honest gate
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Wtf?

brisk igloo
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Idk

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Brain cancer or something.

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the no u spam dropped my IQ from 200 to about 24.

honest gate
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Are u autism confirmed

brisk igloo
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no u

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Okay, stfu.

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No more no u spam.

honest gate
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Lol

brisk igloo
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Gregu = king.

honest gate
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boys.. Lol

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Gregu btw

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🤨🤣

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Kyle crane vs Ada Wong wonder what would happen

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🄰🄰🄰

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Uwu?

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This is off topic

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@honest gate

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Invade me

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Plz

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I don’t HACC

brisk igloo
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Hardcore offtopic actually.

shy halo
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who is this guy with funny jokes

honest gate
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Fear's aim cousin named himself like that before

brisk igloo
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Good night boys. Tomorrow it will be ez roller coasters for most of the day.

shy halo
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oh so original guy.png

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thanks for clearing it up

quiet brook
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he is missing some chromosomes

honest gate
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He keeps asking for someone to invade him 🤷

bronze patrol
raw sluice
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Imagine asking to be invaded but not taking the clear message that no one wants to?

quiet brook
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the game is dead

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and boring

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idk how ppl still play it

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after 1-2 games of me invading i close the game

bronze patrol
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same

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If i dont get a hunter after 10 mins of waiting ill alt f4

quiet brook
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hunting is somewhat better but still full of modding cunts

raw sluice
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I'll join easily as hunter but

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Its usually against new people who hide in fucking safe zones.

quiet brook
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not only that but most ppl dont even know the game

plain wave
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Easy solution, just invade me ez

quiet brook
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sure whenever you want

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ill give you the mention pass

plain wave
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Haha you think I actually know the game? I can't even tackle bolt slice

quiet brook
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not that tackle bolt slice is the easiest shit to do

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its mostly situational

stable mist
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nioob u dont know game lol lol

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XD

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X

honest gate
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@stable mist that's something someone would say while getting clapped then dropout

stable mist
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your dont know game even xd xd xd xd

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that moment when

honest gate
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me is king little noob

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it never gets old

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wait wtf I thought I pinned that

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@brisk igloo you got that?

stable mist
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thing

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that I need

quiet brook
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anyone want to be invaded?

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:D

brisk igloo
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@honest gate Yeah you did, I guess someone unpinned it. I'll send it again.

honest gate
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NO ONE UNPINS THIS

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it's gold

brisk igloo
honest gate
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goooold

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I love it xD, it's perfect

honest gate
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King nub

quiet brook
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PowerGetsBanned

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not clickbait

honest gate
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True dat

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RIP my main acc @quiet brook

quiet brook
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fucking noob using ce

honest gate
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And modded data šŸ˜‚

quiet brook
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nibba you not only lack braincells

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but also chromosomes

honest gate
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Xd

shy halo
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Xd

quiet brook
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Xd

waxen compass
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the game not dead yet ?

honest gate
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Definitely not, it's doing really well on Steam at least. Well, for a game that came out in 2015 haha šŸ˜…

brisk igloo
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Btz is dead. Game overall is doing fine.

honest gate
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@brisk igloo idk my friends get invaded all day, how is that dead ?

quiet brook
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I mean getting invaded by clueless noobs its boring af

honest gate
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Not always, 2-3 then someone shows up knowing what he is doing

quiet brook
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Yea right

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šŸ˜‚

honest gate
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šŸ—‘ @quiet brook

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šŸ˜‰

quiet brook
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?

honest gate
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That’s what u are

quiet brook
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wha

honest gate
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šŸ—‘

quiet brook
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right

bronze patrol
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lol

honest gate
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Xd

quiet brook
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whatever you say

honest gate
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Why do u never invade me anymore

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Is it because it’s 5-2?

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šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤Ø

quiet brook
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coz i play diffrent games

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hello?

honest gate
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Main dying light again

quiet brook
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never

honest gate
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U know u want to

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Tbh

bronze patrol
quiet brook
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i dont ever remember power invading me

honest gate
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Yeah that’s because of alpha.

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He was 2 hand spamming

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Imagine 2 handing in 2019.

quiet brook
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said the guy who swings his 2handed weapon more than his pp

bronze patrol
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oh hold on then

honest gate
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I’ve never swung the 2 handler much @quiet brook

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U lie.

quiet brook
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lmao

honest gate
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night hunter rage quit

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I use Khopesh 2 crossbows 1 military rifle

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U lie

quiet brook
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if i could make "Learning to count with Power" i would make a counter will all the 2handed kills

honest gate
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crossbow is worst than two handed, not really

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No u

quiet brook
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crossbow + 2 hand swing

honest gate
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Crossbow + khopesh+dropkick

quiet brook
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fear used to do that on me all the time and i was getting pissed

honest gate
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I’m the next fear stfu xd

quiet brook
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no

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not even close

honest gate
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šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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crossbow + 2handed? no wonder he's called fear

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annoying

quiet brook
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well power is just a 2hand spammer

honest gate
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I don’t spam lul

quiet brook
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fear can rape you in 200 unique ways

bronze patrol
honest gate
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Really?

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U really think

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That he can destroy me in 200 ways

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I’ve played fear..

quiet brook
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even majiin beats you

bronze patrol
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Yikes

honest gate
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Majiin?

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Dafuq is that

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Yikers

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Stfu trap xd

quiet brook
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ye dont say lies to me

honest gate
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Ahem, manners @honest gate

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Trap ez

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Yikers

quiet brook
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ive seen screenshots from majiin where you talk shit

honest gate
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Maybe tell him not to gp spam next time.

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Where he got salty?

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show, worth a pin

bronze patrol
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Also seeing a common trend of you leaving on the last nest/life if you start losing. Sucks that you fail to even abort properly.

honest gate
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Toxic.

quiet brook
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Lol

honest gate
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Renfur ur garbage Litterly.

bronze patrol
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Better than you.

honest gate
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Lol

bronze patrol
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šŸ˜‰

quiet brook
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renfur is far superior

honest gate
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Ur actually fucking dogshit its insane u dogshit terrible bot a 80 yr old gamer is better then u

quiet brook
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he doesnt spam 2handed

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wo

honest gate
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ur dogshit its insane u dogshit terrible

someone can translate that?

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Yikes toxicity is insane.

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Terrible bot...

bronze patrol
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The only toxic one I see is you.

quiet brook
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yea lmao

bronze patrol
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talking shit and aborting games

quiet brook
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facts dont care about your feelings

honest gate
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šŸ˜‚

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@honest gate you start shit, you get owned

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Lemme refraise that

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Since that’s not the h1z1 terms.

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Talk shit get hit...

bronze patrol
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Rephrase*

honest gate
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Yikes

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Hit me up with the apex invasions plz.

quiet brook
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no

honest gate
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Why don't you invade wraith and taste some ? Lol

bronze patrol
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Is anyone here willing to give this man a free lesson on second grade english?

honest gate
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Cause I never can find him.

quiet brook
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coz i never play

honest gate
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a free lessons*

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Yikes.

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Looks like u need help with ur English buddy.

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@plain wave is a grammar nazi, he can fix it with duct tapes

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Woah

quiet brook
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wow just bc he added one more "s" it doesnt make you a professor and linguistics

honest gate
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Don’t bring hitler into this.

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That’s to toxic

quiet brook
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have you seen your english in your DMs?

honest gate
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Yes.

bronze patrol
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Guys, I think we need to start speaking like a retard. It’ll help him understand us better.

quiet brook
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it makes me wanna ripe out my eyes

honest gate
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Pls do 😃

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Ripe*

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Yikere

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Yikers

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@honest gate change ur pfp.

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Stop catfishing

quiet brook
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XbowBTW.Last Wednesday at 10:37 PM
If I play with ppl that have dev menu and that oe shit does it affect me from having players join me in other words I can only play with people that has the menu after I play with Somone that has it?
Or does it not affect that side
Cause I swear I can’t get hunters at all and I feel like that could be a possibility or is that 0 possibilities
I feel like it’s stupid to ask that
Dd
Xd

wtf did you smoke to write this?

honest gate
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I never said I'm a girl, did I?

plain wave
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yo wtf is going on

honest gate
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Ur a boi

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I'm a guy, yes

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so?

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Change the pfp

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Stop catfish.

quiet brook
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wanna fuck @honest gate ?

honest gate
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Yikere

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Yikers

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None of your business what I use?

bronze patrol
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The one DM I have with Power consists of him mispelling my name. It’s Renfur, not ā€œRenoirā€ btw.

honest gate
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Sereia will say yes.

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And wraith will say Xbox record that.

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I’m dead

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šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

quiet brook
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xbox record that

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thats a reference to spidergamez

honest gate
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No

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U

bronze patrol
honest gate
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Okay stop it all, and you @honest gate behave a little, being a retard won't get you no where

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I got the @

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I win

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😃

bronze patrol
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Ah shit. I wanted to roast some more.

plain wave
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At this rate I can't tell the difference between banter and actual arguing

bronze patrol
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smh

honest gate
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Wtf is banter

bronze patrol
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Wtf is a brain

quiet brook
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if you dont mind power dont fucking @ me for no god damn reasson this whole shit is pointless i got exams to study for

stuck zephyr
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oh damn u made a spelling mistake make sure to sue him for bad english

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stupid

honest gate
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FPS counter is here.

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20 FPS bte

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Btw

plain wave
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@honest gate "the playful and friendly exchange of teasing remarks."

bronze patrol
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Good luck with exams @quiet brook

honest gate
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This isnt playful

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This is pure aids

plain wave
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Then stop

honest gate
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Running through vains.

quiet brook
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thank ranfur

honest gate
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Ranfur

stuck zephyr
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good thing calling yourself upon

honest gate
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Dead

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FPS counter show me the true fps

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1000

plain wave
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Because this is seriously getting out of hand if it's not anything like banter

honest gate
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Th

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Tty

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Btz is not banter

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It’s aids.

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Like the auto balance.

stuck zephyr
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or dont give it attention simple

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@plain wave

bronze patrol
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Like getting flawlessed and then aborting on last life.

honest gate
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Lul

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@honest gate Ik who that is in ur pfp is it poki mane or some shit..

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Figured it out.

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Gang gang

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Nah I just found it on google

quiet brook
honest gate
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Ty

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I was wondering where that was

quiet brook
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well now you know

honest gate
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Know you knw

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Know

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😃

quiet brook
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fuckhead am dyslexic

honest gate
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Lmao

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šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

bronze patrol
plain wave
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Ok no, @quiet brook @honest gate stop with the insults, no more bullshit.

honest gate
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But why

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It’s fun.

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We should have another channel called toxicity only.

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Ez work

bronze patrol
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I second that channel being created

honest gate
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@plain wave

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This is wraith

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Btw

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He is mad man

quiet brook
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no 1st of all i dont have such bad hair

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neither do i have such bad beard

honest gate
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Yeah your hairline is scuffed like asian Andys xd

quiet brook
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lolk

honest gate
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@honest gate stop, 5 seconds

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5

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4

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3

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2

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1

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0

stuck zephyr
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he thinks thats u in ur pfp nick

honest gate
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Nothing happen?

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enjoy lel

quiet brook
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yea right

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xd

bronze patrol
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Did he get muted lol

stuck zephyr
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^

remote pebble
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Yes.

bronze patrol
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+rep

stuck zephyr
remote pebble
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Wasn't me who muted him though.

stuck zephyr
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yy

bronze patrol
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+rep whoever muted

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unspoken hero

quiet brook
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such an achievement am jealous

honest gate
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He's roasting himself by saying he got 0 brain cells lel

quiet brook
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idk whats wrong with ths guy

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lmao

honest gate
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Stroke

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and ban, baiiii

plain wave
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Well I had to swing the mute then the hammer

honest gate
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Let me swing next time if he tries to come back, wait couple mins, alt incoming

remote pebble
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It was pretty efficient.
Elapsed like 3 minutes all in all.

plain wave
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Anyone who doesn't take the rules on a partnered Discord server seriously will be treated harshly in return.

honest gate
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Giving them a taste of their own medicine

plain wave
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We can joke and tease all we want, but as soon as that goes into toxicity the line has been met.

remote pebble
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Yes and with that being said, back to regularly scheduled programming
You guys continue talking about... whatever you were talking about.
About how good of a gamemode BtZ is of course.

honest gate
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is that a mock of how filled with chaos is the game mode?

quiet brook
plain wave
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hm?

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If I played with him I didn't know lol

quiet brook
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sorry but i have to block when i was uv spited you didnt uv me and thats toxic behavior

plain wave
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oh lol

bronze patrol
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Imagine not being able to uv when ur stuck with uv spit

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frickin plebs

quiet brook
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see thats why aussie is a bad admin coz he never uv's

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like wtf

bronze patrol
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Petition to clap Aussie and replace admin pls

plain wave
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I use opposite of infinite UV: infinite broken UV

quiet brook
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i agree with rainfur

plain wave
bronze patrol
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Its renoir

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if you ask Power

honest gate
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Ren

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easier to call

plain wave
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Renfurry

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#original

honest gate
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I was gonna say that

quiet brook
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shots fired

bronze patrol
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Im not a furry ffs

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my sister is tho

honest gate
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Ren = anime name
furry = welp

quiet brook
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yikes

honest gate
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Lmao why do you expose your sister?

bronze patrol
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When I was 12 I found a container of her drawings. It was furries doing sexual acts

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not exactly the most prideful day of my life

honest gate
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Is she older than you?

bronze patrol
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10 years older ye

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Shes 28 now

honest gate
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Send her to the ranch

bronze patrol
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she cant do physical work

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she has a heart condition

honest gate
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...okay I'll leave it there, have a good day everyone

bronze patrol
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adios

stable mist
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what

honest gate
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@stable mist a nub got salty and got banned, ez

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shortcut for the story

stable mist
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oh

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the usual

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oh

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oh

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oh

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oh

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the usual

honest gate
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yes, nothing new

lime delta
honest gate
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Wait.. NOO I forgot to screenshot when he said he got 0 brain cells, fuck

quiet brook
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he actually said that

lime delta
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RIP

quiet brook
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lmao

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i mean its possible for an organism to live with no brain but plant life isnt my thing

honest gate
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Yeah in muted users channel, He said he can't understand what Aussie told him, I said you need brain cells to understand that and he said yes, I got 0 brain cells

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Basically roasted himself

lime delta
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šŸ˜‚

quiet brook
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like i've met a lot of questionable people from Dying Light

honest gate
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I think @remote pebble took screenshot, do you have it?

quiet brook
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its nothing new for me

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šŸ˜‚

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nah

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no point

honest gate
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Send me where he said he got 0 brain cells

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Gotta make memes out of it

quiet brook
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waste of time and waste of calories

honest gate
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Don't you need to waste calories tho?

quiet brook
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yes

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actually now that i think of it i kinda wanna add this libtard to my collection of EPIC quotes

honest gate
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yes I have 0 brain cells
???

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Lol

quiet brook
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i have like a list where i put retarded quotes from ppl

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weird flex but i see a lot of things lately

plain wave
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@bronze patrol wtf I'm older than dad

quiet brook
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did you modify your age?

plain wave
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Yeah I used data3 pak on my birth certificate

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I immediately aged 10 years

bronze patrol
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wat

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why was i tagged

plain wave
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4 messages up

lime delta
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literally right there for you to read cause ping highlight.. šŸ˜‚

brisk igloo
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@honest gate To answer your previous thing. I think it's pretty dead. People can wait like an hour for a hunter. Your friend might get lucky and get a ton of invasions but there's a lot of people who don't.

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I'm pretty sure you yourself have said before it's dead as well.

plain wave
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PS4 isn't the same as PC tho

honest gate
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It's the matchmaking, Why new people get a lot while experienced ones don't

white basin
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hunters are bullies

brisk igloo
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Yeah, that's true. @plain wave

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I am speaking for PC. Again, I don't know what it's like on console.

honest gate
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Well on console, once you win over 10 matches in row you won't get hunters, lose and lose and lose you will start getting them even if you are ultimate, it's about experience

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or win rating I think

plain wave
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I still get biters on PC tho

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I actually haven’t gotten a walker in ages tbh

honest gate
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I don't, since I never lose lel

brisk igloo
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Well that's good I guess to an extent. That experienced people won't face beginners but at the same time it will just make it dead for those people.

plain wave
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Yeah but this is me playing solo as US

brisk igloo
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Aussie = best Ultimate Survivor.

honest gate
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There's no change you can not face an experienced player as a beginner, experienced players tend to join others since they don't get hunters

brisk igloo
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Soon Aussie will be the best Apex, isn't that right? @plain wave

plain wave
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Yes of course

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Right now I’m best carnivore

brisk igloo
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Oh nice, close then.

honest gate
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I wanna derank to widow maker ;-;

brisk igloo
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I'd derank to Hunter.

honest gate
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Hunter incoming
rank hunter

techland 1000kIQ

plain wave
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I want to derank to walker

brisk igloo
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Lol, yeah. It's weird but idk, I still like it.

plain wave
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Hunter (Hunter)

brisk igloo
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Hunter times Hunter = Hunter^2

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Quick maths.

honest gate
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change hunter incoming to Ah, shit here we go again

lime delta
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and matchmaking is a bit derpy also.. as it doesn't show everyone online for everyone, so peeps may not always get invaded or not get a moment to rest..
or you invade tons of peeps, or barely any.. >.<

honest gate
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Yes

brisk igloo
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Yeah, matchmaking is just dumb.

honest gate
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Honestly, leave telebombers we don't need fix for that, but make matchmaking better

brisk igloo
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Telebombers is part of the charm, amirite?

lime delta
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well matchmaking can totally work... it just depends on how it's set up, etc...

brisk igloo
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They kind of are to be honest.

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Maybe don't have p2p pvp, lol.

honest gate
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Yeah they are kinda but still unfair and not logical

brisk igloo
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Yeah

lime delta
honest gate
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Lol

plain wave
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Can we at least agree that toxic spitting downed survivors is as annoying as DFA camping

brisk igloo
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ok

honest gate
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Lol

brisk igloo
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My Discord broke for a second.

plain wave
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Same

honest gate
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then stop dfa camping noob

plain wave
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I don’t do either lol

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I suck at dfa so I don’t even try that often

honest gate
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I do that when they think they can dfa, just spit toxic under and ez

plain wave
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Only if it’s ez to do

brisk igloo
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If you dfa camp in 2019 then you're like a runner ranked player.

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Dfa camping isn't even good.

honest gate
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nub ranked

brisk igloo
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Only works in like 4v1.

honest gate
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They are ez, just bitch slap them then hold tackle and once you fall on the ground make them fleeeee

lime delta
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if your level of skill is trash you gotta do w/e to win and feel like you're doing something... cough like people cheating in order to win...

brisk igloo
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Yeah but cheating is like beyond that level, lol.

plain wave
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Like cheating to spawn kill by insta snipe tackling into invisible spikes with teleportation

lime delta
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true... there's being a dirty šŸ’© who can't win without cheesing and then there's cheating...

plain wave
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That was so cancer to play against lol

lime delta
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anyway afk..

brisk igloo
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If you cheat to actually win and make yourself look good then like.. jesus you must be sad and insecure.

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Some people cheat to just piss others off, it's more understandable.

plain wave
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But still scummy

brisk igloo
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Of course

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But it's not as pathetic as the other one if you ask me.

plain wave
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Yeah

honest gate
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Anyone in game rn? check if looking back while spamming throwable patched or not

plain wave
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What way did people spam throwables lol

brisk igloo
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I will go in game on this laptop. Ez crashing when I start the game.

honest gate
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@plain wave on console, sick bombs, and spamming it with the glitch, it destroys the nests in 1 sec and you won't lose any hp and the zombies won't turn to virals, literally everyone uses it now on console, you respawn after dying and you see a full nest screwed in couple secs

plain wave
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Oh yeah sick bombs are 🤢

brisk igloo
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That seems pretty broken, yikes.

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Fuckin Discord breaking.

plain wave
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Yeah it froze for me again

brisk igloo
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Twice now.

honest gate
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yeah that's too broken, it's just annoying that I haven't played btz since weeks now, and anyone I join as a survivor doing that I just teleport them because they deserve it

brisk igloo
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lol

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Vengeance is mine sayeth Dragonboi.

honest gate
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First thing was 2 handed with grapple, then bow glitch, now sick bombs

plain wave
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2h with grapple is still a thing tho

honest gate
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ik

brisk igloo
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Backslide is king though.

honest gate
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yes

plain wave
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When I see people backslide I 🤢

brisk igloo
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I think that was the first thing Aussie complained about when I played against him.

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e

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z

plain wave
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Yeah it was

brisk igloo
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Oh my fucking god.

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Discord keeps breaking.

quiet brook
brisk igloo
#

yes

honest gate
#

yes

plain wave
#

Evade a DK?

#

Like stop the animation somehow or what lol

honest gate
#

tackle

plain wave
#

I assume you just don't get in a position to be DK'd in the first place

#

Yeah but even then you can still DK if you time it right

brisk igloo
#

I have the perfect solution. Dropkick the human and cancel his dropkick! GWqlabsThisIsFine

honest gate
#

Well if the hunter holding tackle, I don't think you can dk

#

Wait! I have a solution for heavy spammers, spam them with heavy too as a hunter, ez

brisk igloo
#

yes

plain wave
#

I'm thinking about the specific instance where the Hunter tackles a survivor and has a split small window to be DK'd

brisk igloo
#

If if it's Ezgi it's gameover by default though.

plain wave
#

If if

honest gate
#

nh attacking you with heavy weapon, now that's balance

brisk igloo
#

Oh great, I typed if twice. I have 200 iq

plain wave
honest gate
#

Aussie enjoying free nitro

#

lul

brisk igloo
#

Yeah, fucking flexer.

plain wave
honest gate
#

XD

shy halo
#

aussie enjoying being upside down

brisk igloo
#

Aussie enjoying being a tank engine.

honest gate
#

Guess I'll pay for nitro, test for a month

brisk igloo
#

FUCKING DISCORD

quiet brook
#

FakeAussieGG

plain wave
#

Yeah discord freezing for a few seconds wtf

#

FakesieGG

brisk igloo
#

Fucking 4 times now.,

shy halo
#

it's wraith's fault

plain wave
#

.,

quiet brook
#

yes

shy halo
#

cuz nick is lagging

quiet brook
#

nick is lagging

honest gate
#

it's not freezing for me

brisk igloo
#

Yeah, fuck you Wraith.

quiet brook
#

i made a macro for that

brisk igloo
#

Keep telling yourself that.

quiet brook
#

so i can use it for special occasions

#

:(

#

wtf

#

natteee

#

man

#

toxic

brisk igloo
honest gate
#

tosic natte

#

ban

remote pebble
#

Sure.

brisk igloo
#

monkaS

honest gate
#

@brisk igloo best part about being CH, I don't even mute or ban anyone, I just ping them and tell them to do that and they do as I command them

#

@remote pebble ban yourself

brisk igloo
#

@remote pebble unban yourself.

remote pebble
#

In order to ban myself I'd need access to Aussie's discord account.

#

Which is a lengthy process

brisk igloo
#

It's fine. Me and Fhilip will hack Aussie soon.

#

With the help of Dan.

honest gate
#

Wait, no fr, can you ban yourself ? šŸ¤”

honest gate
#

try the bot, he can ban you lel

brisk igloo
#

I don't think you can ban yourself if you're Aussie either.

remote pebble
#

Actually I think a Techland member can ban me

#

If they have the perm

honest gate
#

No, They shouldn't hold that much power, especially Uncy

brisk igloo
#

lol

remote pebble
#

@brisk igloo I can ban Mmesek though, and he's got full admin perms.

#

It's just role hierarchy at that point.

brisk igloo
#

Pyre should hold all power.

honest gate
#

Natteee pyre alt

#

ban fr

brisk igloo
#

Yeah, I just mean that I don't think a person who can ban others can ban themselves.

#

Like it's not an option.

remote pebble
#

I meant ban the Fhilip account as Aussie

brisk igloo
#

Well yeah, of course.

honest gate
#

Yes, but can Aussie ban himself ? šŸ¤”

remote pebble
#

No

brisk igloo
#

Shouldn't be able to.

remote pebble
#

But he could delete the server

#

Which in essence...

brisk igloo
#

He jsut has to leave or delete the server I guess.

remote pebble
#

What happens if he leaves even?
Can he leave while he's the owner?

brisk igloo
#

Not sure, you might have to pass down ownership first.

honest gate
#

I think? You will he the owner then

#

Fhilip next king after Aussie drops the mic

remote pebble
#

Me and Gamermom fight in the thunderdome
two men enter, one man leaves

honest gate
#

lol

brisk igloo
#

Nah nah nah, I will get the ownership, naturally.

honest gate
#

I don't think gamermom will take it, she's busy mostly, and besides, you are the 10billion IQ guy Fhilip, so yeah

remote pebble
#

nono I don't want owner

#

too much responsibility lol

brisk igloo
#

But Gamermom is more active with DL stuff than Fhilip.

honest gate
#

then we can just pass it to vilkki

#

lol

brisk igloo
#

Both would do a good job of course.

remote pebble
#

I mean, I'd take it if I had to, but as long as there are other options I'd prefer them.
e.g. Gamermom

brisk igloo
#

And 8ball.

honest gate
#

8ball as a leader... big fail lmaooo

brisk igloo
#

Server desolated in 3 hours.

honest gate
#

Aussie reading this convo be like They are already plotting to get rid of me GWczeAngryCry

brisk igloo
#

Aussie is dying lighting in Dying Light because he's a dying lighter so I don't think he is reading this atm.

remote pebble
#

That plan's already in action.
I've expertly been attempting to track him down.
So far I've figured out that Aussie is in... Europe
err
give me some more time

#

That plan's already in action.
I've expertly been attempting to track him down.
So far I've figured out that Aussie is in... Europe
err
give me some more time

#

That plan's already in action.
I've expertly been attempting to track him down.
So far I've figured out that Aussie is in... Europe
err
give me some more time

honest gate
#

You trying to excute him? no wonder you want free nitro so bad

remote pebble
#

You know what they say, gotta crack a few eggs to cook an omelet.

brisk igloo
#

lol

honest gate
#

never heard of it

remote pebble
#

Well, you have now

brisk igloo
#

ez

honest gate
#

sense

brisk igloo
#

@remote pebble Have you tried drinking some more tea? I'm sure that would help with your plan of finding him.

remote pebble
#

I've consumed potentially lethal quantities of tea and I still haven't been able to find him!
Though I haven't died yet either... so maybe not enough

brisk igloo
#

Hm.. very strange.

honest gate
#

What's with the tea story

remote pebble
#

I drink tea

honest gate
#

I do too, so

brisk igloo
#

Fhilip gains around 10 IQ per cup of tea he drinks.

honest gate
#

I can assure you I'm able to tackle in midair while touching nothing

shy halo
#

fhilip tea

brisk igloo
#

It's around 9.86563 IQ, so bascially 10.

quiet brook
#

Philips

shy halo
#

filip

brisk igloo
#

lol

quiet brook
#

do a flip

honest gate
#

Philippe

brisk igloo
#

Discord broke again.

quiet brook
#

do a flip

brisk igloo
#

Testing

#

testing

honest gate
#

Fhilippinos

brisk igloo
#

nvm

honest gate
#

Ok discord lagging for me too wtf

#

DISCORD

quiet brook
#

φιλιππος

remote pebble
#

Fhilippines

brisk igloo
#

It's so fucking bad right now.

#

Oh my god.. not again.

#

Gonna enjoy waiting 3 years for this message to arrive.

#

Okay, it's officially fucked.

#

Got like 10 messages waiting.

honest gate
#

servers are down probably

remote pebble
#

Let's convert the DL discord server to a steam chat group.

brisk igloo
honest gate
#

Fortnite server is lagging the whole discord ok, they need to delete it

remote pebble
#

what

brisk igloo
#

I blame Epic.

honest gate
#

Fortnite server lel, 600k active users

brisk igloo
#

Don't tell Fugana though.

honest gate
#

the server shuts down sometimes

remote pebble
#

600K active?

#

christ

quiet brook
#

φιλιππος

honest gate
#

slow-mode every channel even admin channels

brisk igloo
#

600k chances Ninja will get stream sniped.

quiet brook
#

omfg

#

it took 3m to send that

#

wtf

honest gate
#

wait.. doesn't work for mods, hmmmm..

remote pebble
#

If they're at a point where they need to slowmode the mods it's just gone too far.
Shut it down. Put it out of its misery.

brisk igloo
#

lol

honest gate
#

Ahem.. money

brisk igloo
#

Drown it in tea.

remote pebble
#

That's a waste of perfectly good tea

brisk igloo
#

It would be impossible to drown Fhilip in tea. He would drink it all up and come out 100x smarter than he was before.

remote pebble
#

Use something like hydrofluoric acid instead.

brisk igloo
#

Breaking Bad style.

honest gate
#

Fhilip what's with you and beard story? all your previous pics had a long one, do you wish to grow one but you can't?

remote pebble
#

šŸ¤”

brisk igloo
remote pebble
#

All my previous pics have been male video game characters that also happened to have beards

#

I can grow a beard in real life

#

I don't but

brisk igloo
#

Nah nah, it's Fhilip's face.

remote pebble
#

I'm able to

brisk igloo
#

Can't fool me, Fhilip.

honest gate
#

I thought you can't grow one so you flex on dem kids with fake ones

#

Bet Natte doesn't have a beard either lel

#

clean like a kid

brisk igloo
#

Yeah I don't, ez

honest gate
#

lul

#

u noob if u don't have beard ok

brisk igloo
#

ok

honest gate
#

beard + skills = bruhsoundeffect.mp3

brisk igloo
#

bruh

honest gate
#

bruhh

brisk igloo
#

bruhhh

#

Discord broke again.

honest gate
#

lag

#

omg

brisk igloo
#

ok

honest gate
#

send the message

#

bitch discord

quiet brook
#

cute girl picture + "comedy" = gay

brisk igloo
#

Actually fucking broken.

honest gate
#

omggg

brisk igloo
honest gate
#

lag

#

omgggg

#

šŸ‘ šŸ‘ discord got clapped

brisk igloo
#

Fuck this shit.

honest gate
#

yes, I'm out

shy halo
#

bruh

brisk igloo
#

bruh

#

Great, it's working now. Good job Discord.

quiet brook
#

braah

brisk igloo
#

stfu

honest gate
#

@wet latch ded nub

stable mist
#

@brisk igloo same shit happened to me

#

couldn't send messages

remote pebble
#

Happened to everyone

stable mist
honest gate
#

šŸ˜“

honest gate
#

@honest gate you pvp?

#

Sometimes, on xbox. I don't do it so much anymore though.

#

Why do you ask?

#

What's your rank as survivor and hunter?

plain wave
#

Sereia has a hard-on for BTZ and likes knowing people lol. Why you do this @honest gate

honest gate
#

I nailed every good survivor on ps4, I heard there is salty people on xbox, gotta give them some taste of my salt too

plain wave
#

Just face any of the PC guys here lol

bronze patrol
#

Aussie has šŸ‘ a hard šŸ‘ on for šŸ‘ clapping šŸ‘

plain wave
#

@bronze patrol cranefire

bronze patrol
#

He doesnt want to get his cheeks clapped by the ultimate clapper known as Aussie

honest gate
#

Sure, let me borrow your pc, I'll fight any spoiled brat

plain wave
#

I struggle to maintain 45fps on my computer lol

honest gate
#

Lel I don't get lower than 48fps, jokes on you, a console gets better fps than you

#

be ashamed

bronze patrol
#

I get dont

brisk igloo
#

How do you play when you don't get 60 or more? I don't get it.

bronze patrol
#

ikr Nate

plain wave
#

I came from Xbox where it had aids fps

honest gate
#

oof

brisk igloo
#

lol

bronze patrol
#

ive never had below 60 fps. DL is aids without 60fps

plain wave
#

That was the 2015 release and everything

honest gate
#

you play on a laptop? bruh

brisk igloo
#

I mean, I can understand if you get through vanilla without 60 but pvp without constant 60? ugh..

plain wave
#

Can’t afford a desktop with me moving country or house every few weeks or months

brisk igloo
#

AussieTravelGuy

bronze patrol
#

Pyre is quietly crying in a corner after that statement Nate

plain wave
#

Maybe god just has to nerf me in PVP because I’m just that good

honest gate
#

Oh why do you move a lot?

plain wave
#

Long story but it’s just my lifestyle

brisk igloo
#

Yeah but Pyre has 300 IQ spending like 500 hours with like 3 fps.

bronze patrol
#

Yeah lmao

honest gate
#

11 fps

#

wtf

plain wave
#

I’ve flown more on the plane as a toddler more than a businessman would do currently

brisk igloo
#

lol

bronze patrol
#

Aussie should buy me a plane ticket to UK yes?

plain wave
#

It’s different now but it’s still frequent

honest gate
#

even my 1995 old laptop doesn't run DL at 11 fps, it's more like 25-26

plain wave
#

Lol I’m back in Spain rn

brisk igloo
#

Aussie's future profession = businessman confimed?

honest gate
#

yes

bronze patrol
#

Buy me plane ticket ):

plain wave
#

Where from

bronze patrol
#

US to UK

plain wave
#

And where in UK to

#

Oof

brisk igloo
#

Buy me a 144hz monitor, Renfur. Then I will buy you a plane ticket.

plain wave
#

Cheap long hauls are aids

bronze patrol
#

Western Uk

honest gate
#

Oh I'm buying 144hz monitor after September

brisk igloo
#

Wtf, you don't even have a pc.

honest gate
#

Just to flex on Natte

#

lel

plain wave
#

Lmfao

brisk igloo
#

bruh

honest gate
#

xD

brisk igloo
#

Back to rudest.

bronze patrol
#

You need 144hz to display the 30 frames that ps4 and xbox give you

brisk igloo
#

lol

#

144hz without g sync.

honest gate
#

I already play Rage 2 with 60fps

brisk igloo
#

10/10

#

Keep telling yourself that.

honest gate
#

Nah you keep telling yourself that, its beautiful

brisk igloo
#

Like you.

honest gate
#

especially this motorcycle

plain wave
#

Oi you better not piss me off or you’ll be playing Rage 3 with me as the villain

honest gate
#

wait

brisk igloo
#

@plain wave kek

bronze patrol
#

Hes not the beautiful onr Nate. Thats me smh

brisk igloo
#

Rage 3 Aussie's main power is clapping.

#

Clap no jutsu

plain wave
#

My clap is the Thanos snap

honest gate
#

nippa

brisk igloo
#

nippa that's a good nibba

plain wave
#

XD

bronze patrol
#

If Aussie is a villain in Rage 3 does that mean I can send my rat after him? šŸ¤”

honest gate
#

I wonder what the devs thought when they named the motorcycle like that lul

brisk igloo
#

Who is your rat? I'm guessing it's @pliant venture ?

bronze patrol
brisk igloo
#

Nvm, Cancer isn't that cute.

bronze patrol
#

rip his ego

honest gate
#

He's photoshooting his rat, is that cancerous?

brisk igloo
#

I think it is.

bronze patrol
honest gate
#

ok

bronze patrol
honest gate
#

you love cancer don't you

brisk igloo
#

Cancer loves to blow himself up by throwing his weapon on a canister.

honest gate
#

@honest gate I'm waiting for the answer btw lol

fringe nimbus
#

@bronze patrol want to go uk?

#

hmm

brisk igloo
#

I'll take that as a no.

fringe nimbus
#

he is

#

afk

brisk igloo
#

I think he wants to go to North Korea. Isn't that right? @bronze patrol

fringe nimbus
#

what what

brisk igloo
#

@fringe nimbus Keep telling yourself that btw.

fringe nimbus
#

i dont know how to communicate with myself :[

#

i swear if you say keep telling yourself that

brisk igloo
#

@brisk igloo Hey! What's up brotherman?

plain wave
#

Keep swearing to yourself that.

brisk igloo
#

@brisk igloo Ah I'm good man, what about yourself?

#

That's how you do it.

fringe nimbus
brisk igloo
#

@fringe nimbus Hey wanna see something funny?

#

Keep telling yourself that.

fringe nimbus
brisk igloo
#

Woah.. it's almost 3am.. I'm going to bed boys. Good night my good brothermen.

fringe nimbus
#

im a lil sick

#

i havent slept the whole night

#

i slept like half the day so my sleep schedule is broken

bronze patrol
#

yes @fringe nimbus

fringe nimbus
#

hmm

#

how much is ticket for 1 gentlemen

#

where in the UK do you want to go

bronze patrol
#

idk lol

#

western uk tho

#

and live there as a student for a few years until i can get citizenship

plain wave
#

You'd prefer to live in the UK over the US?

bronze patrol
#

yeah

plain wave
#

Noice

bronze patrol
#

I like the rainy weather more plus female british accents are šŸ”„

fringe nimbus
#

oh yeah

#

that

#

i remember your pinned msg on your discord

bronze patrol
#

yeah lol

fringe nimbus
#

western Uk hmm

#

i live near like manchester

#

a place called oldham

bronze patrol
#

ye ik

#

told me before

fringe nimbus
#

ive been living abroad for ages i cant wait to buy lucozade

#

@plain wave you have drank it before yes?

#

you must have seen it in asdas or tescos

plain wave
#

Maybe once I found it disgusting

fringe nimbus
#

:[

#

orange flavour is good

honest gate
#

@honest gate I can't remember my hunter rank, I think it was Mauler. No idea about Survivor, sorry 😁

#

Whenever I play Dying Light now I just run about in the world and knock zombies down

plain wave
#

Nothing wrong with that, in fact I believe that the majority of players don't even play BTZ

honest gate
#

^ most people I join on Xbox are just messing around and blowing stuff up

#

Haven't met any new players for a while

honest gate
#

add 5% more speed for the hunter, then let's see how they will handle GWqlabsMingLUL

pliant venture
#

Pro

honest gate
#

For April fools they should, ha ha

#

Next year, there will be no next April fools for DL anyway, because DL2 GWspcKya

#

Aw I guess you're right

#

that makes me sad

#

There will be an event for DL2 maybe, let it get released first

stable mist
#

chicken ninja returns in dl2

#

this time people actually complete the goal because the game is not dead

brisk igloo
#

lol

#

Just give us hyper mode and we'll do anything, ez.

honest gate
#

Hypermode in DL2 + Ezgi dropkicks the hunter to the moon = big oof

#

Natte be like : Dammmm gal

brisk igloo
#

lol

#

@stable mist Alright, let's talk here.

#

Aussie thinks we are in offtopic.

#

I bet he won't see us here.

#

It seems Aussie has captured my guy.

#

@remote pebble We have to save 8ball.

stable mist
#

.... . .-.. .--. / -. .- - - . . / .- -. -.. / ..-. .... .. .-.. .. .--. .-.-.- / .. / .... .- ...- . / . -. -.-. --- -.. . -.. / - .... .. ... / -- . ... ... .- --. . / ... --- / -.-- --- ..- / -- .- -.-- / ... .- ...- . / -- . / ..-. .-. --- -- / .- ..- ... ... .. . .----. ... / .-.. .- .. .-. .-.-.-

brisk igloo
#

I don't know which code this is.

stable mist
#

... --- ...

brisk igloo
#

I see, I gotcha 8ball.

#

We're coming to rescue you. Just you wait.

#

.. .-- .. .-.. .-.. ... .- ...- . -.-- --- ..-

stable mist
#

.. -. / --- .-. -.. . .-. / - --- / ... .- ...- . / -- . / -.-- --- ..- / -- ..- ... - / -.-. --- -- . / .. -. / .... . .-. . / .... - - .--. ... ---... -..-. -..-. -.. .. ... -.-. --- .-. -.. .-.-.- --. --. -..-. ....- / -... .. --. / .- / ... -- .- .-.. .-.. / .--- / -... .. --. / -..- / ... -- .- .-.. .-.. / ... / -... .. --. / .

brisk igloo
#

.-.. --- .-..

vernal gull
#

cough cough spam

brisk igloo
honest gate
#

hello

#

Hi

brisk igloo
#

Hey

bronze patrol
#

hola

midnight lion
#

What’s this

honest gate
#

be the victim

#

@midnight lion

#

basically

#

be the bullied

#

by @bronze patrol

midnight lion
#

Oh nah I’m looking for ppl to play with ngl

bronze patrol
#

ill bully

honest gate
#

@bronze patrol bully yourself

#

@midnight lion this channel is for pvp, not pve

midnight lion
#

Wtf lol I’m to high Mann just wanna get my lvl up lol

honest gate
midnight lion
#

I’m on there too

#

But it’s dead rn

honest gate
#

Don't ask in every channel please, only use lfg channels, if people don't respond then wait, most of the players have UK timezone so they are probably sleeping and have work to do in the morning, some, its 3am

midnight lion
#

It’s 1 am man and nah just asked in 3

#

You got PS4 ?

honest gate
#

yes, but I don't play pve :) I only destroy people then leave

midnight lion
#

Nah can I just play in your campaign lvl up get some weapon and shit no biggie

honest gate
#

I don't play pve

midnight lion
#

Why thou just help a guy out not yet thou just watching gof

#

?

honest gate
#

lol at least he didn't leave

brisk igloo
#

Lmao

honest gate
#

🤦

raw sluice
#

If you're high

#

Don't send messages.

honest gate
#

Fact

#

ez

#

r/lifeprotips

raw sluice
#

r/iusereddit

shy halo
#

excuse me it's

#

r/ihavereddit

honest gate
#

r/yesidoanditisOKtomakereferencestothe4thlargestwebsiteintheworld

stable mist
#

r/

brisk igloo
#

r/bruh

honest gate
#

r/Iwasgonnasaythat

remote pebble
#

r/thisisthesuperiorformofcommunication

honest gate
#

r/ok

raw sluice
#

r/whyarewedoingthis

stable mist
#

r

honest gate
#

I just had one match and now I keep getting them, normal mode sucks 😩

#

If I quit to main menu I'll stop getting hunters

#

brb

#

nvm he quitted after one slice

#

noice

honest gate
quiet brook
#

you havent seen me spam tendril claw

stable mist
#

😧

quiet brook
#

also nab killjau dies in the video

honest gate
#

not like that, I mean constantly clawing like a moron

quiet brook
#

this is more than just constant claws

#

this is a heresy we are talking about

honest gate
#

Curse

#

ok noice

stable mist
#

literal madlad

quiet brook
#

bruh if you die from normal claws you're nab

stable mist
#

bruh wtf

honest gate
#

now stop spamming same crap over and over

stable mist
#

wasn't that a little too much

quiet brook
#

Whiskey Tango Foxtrop
W T F

#

my gad

#

monkey

#

i was typing a nice essay

#

how fucking dare you

stable mist
#

Oscar Oscar Foxtrot @quiet brook

#

Romeo India Papa

jovial garden
stable mist
#

Ask @honest gate

#

he definitely must have a screenshot of the deleted messages like an admin with responsibility

#

or am I wrong?

quiet brook
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betheofftopic

jovial garden
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done

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make sure someone will fix that later tho

honest gate
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fix what

quiet brook
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did you realise already?

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about our 200 India Quebec communications

jovial garden
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India Liquor India Katana Egypt Yankees Offtopic Uruguay Rookie Communication

quiet brook
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Tango Hotel Alpha November Kilo Yankee Oscar Uniform Sierra Mike India Lima Echo Yankee Foxtrop Alpha Charlie Echo

jovial garden
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Whiskey India November Kilo

quiet brook
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Golf Oscar Oscar Delta November India Golf Hotel Tango Foxtrot Echo Lima Lima Oscar Whiskey India Lima Lima Uniform Mike India November Alpha Tango India Mike Echo Mike Bravo Echo Romeo

honest gate
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GOOD NIGHT FELLOW ILLUMINATI MEMBER

raw sluice
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Goodnight, you heathen.

brisk igloo
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Wtf

honest gate
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@plain wave you said that you were looking for gold plain plank, I'm looking for gold scythe lol

plain wave
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Don’t you need to play on TF for that?

honest gate
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Yes

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But I never got it ;-;

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Maybe it just doesn't exist

plain wave
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Rip, now you got me wanting one too

honest gate
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Lol