#š§¬ļø±bethezombie
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XboxBTW
oh, lol. I thought I typed that
Wtf?
Are u autism confirmed
Lol
Gregu = king.
boys.. Lol
Gregu btw
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Kyle crane vs Ada Wong wonder what would happen
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Uwu?
This is off topic
@honest gate
Invade me
Plz
I donāt HACC
Hardcore offtopic actually.
who is this guy with funny jokes
Fear's aim cousin named himself like that before
Good night boys. Tomorrow it will be ez roller coasters for most of the day.
he is missing some chromosomes
He keeps asking for someone to invade him š¤·

the game is dead
and boring
idk how ppl still play it
after 1-2 games of me invading i close the game
hunting is somewhat better but still full of modding cunts
I'll join easily as hunter but
Its usually against new people who hide in fucking safe zones.
not only that but most ppl dont even know the game
Easy solution, just invade me ez
Haha you think I actually know the game? I can't even tackle bolt slice
@stable mist that's something someone would say while getting clapped then dropout
me is king little noob
it never gets old
wait wtf I thought I pinned that
@brisk igloo you got that?
@honest gate Yeah you did, I guess someone unpinned it. I'll send it again.

King nub
fucking noob using ce
And modded data š
Xd
Xd
Xd
the game not dead yet ?
Definitely not, it's doing really well on Steam at least. Well, for a game that came out in 2015 haha š
Btz is dead. Game overall is doing fine.
@brisk igloo idk my friends get invaded all day, how is that dead ?
I mean getting invaded by clueless noobs its boring af
Not always, 2-3 then someone shows up knowing what he is doing
?
Thatās what u are
wha
š
right
lol
Xd
whatever you say
Main dying light again
never

i dont ever remember power invading me
said the guy who swings his 2handed weapon more than his pp
oh hold on then
lmao
if i could make "Learning to count with Power" i would make a counter will all the 2handed kills
crossbow + 2 hand swing
Crossbow + khopesh+dropkick
fear used to do that on me all the time and i was getting pissed
Iām the next fear stfu xd
well power is just a 2hand spammer
I donāt spam lul
fear can rape you in 200 unique ways
Did the hunter heavy spam you?
even majiin beats you
Yikes
ye dont say lies to me
ive seen screenshots from majiin where you talk shit
Also seeing a common trend of you leaving on the last nest/life if you start losing. Sucks that you fail to even abort properly.
Toxic.
Lol
Renfur ur garbage Litterly.
Better than you.
Lol
š
renfur is far superior
Ur actually fucking dogshit its insane u dogshit terrible bot a 80 yr old gamer is better then u
ur dogshit its insane u dogshit terrible
someone can translate that?
Yikes toxicity is insane.
Terrible bot...
The only toxic one I see is you.
yea lmao
talking shit and aborting games
facts dont care about your feelings
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@honest gate you start shit, you get owned
Lemme refraise that
Since thatās not the h1z1 terms.
Talk shit get hit...
Rephrase*
no
Why don't you invade wraith and taste some ? Lol
Is anyone here willing to give this man a free lesson on second grade english?
Cause I never can find him.
coz i never play
a free lessons*
Yikes.
Looks like u need help with ur English buddy.
@plain wave is a grammar nazi, he can fix it with duct tapes
Woah
wow just bc he added one more "s" it doesnt make you a professor and linguistics
have you seen your english in your DMs?
Yes.
Guys, I think we need to start speaking like a retard. Itāll help him understand us better.
it makes me wanna ripe out my eyes
XbowBTW.Last Wednesday at 10:37 PM
If I play with ppl that have dev menu and that oe shit does it affect me from having players join me in other words I can only play with people that has the menu after I play with Somone that has it?
Or does it not affect that side
Cause I swear I canāt get hunters at all and I feel like that could be a possibility or is that 0 possibilities
I feel like itās stupid to ask that
Dd
Xd
wtf did you smoke to write this?
I never said I'm a girl, did I?
yo wtf is going on
wanna fuck @honest gate ?
The one DM I have with Power consists of him mispelling my name. Itās Renfur, not āRenoirā btw.

Okay stop it all, and you @honest gate behave a little, being a retard won't get you no where
I got the @
I win
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Ah shit. I wanted to roast some more.
At this rate I can't tell the difference between banter and actual arguing
smh
Wtf is banter
Wtf is a brain
if you dont mind power dont fucking @ me for no god damn reasson this whole shit is pointless i got exams to study for
@honest gate "the playful and friendly exchange of teasing remarks."
Good luck with exams @quiet brook
Then stop
Running through vains.
thank ranfur
Ranfur
good thing calling yourself upon
Because this is seriously getting out of hand if it's not anything like banter
Like getting flawlessed and then aborting on last life.
Lul
@honest gate Ik who that is in ur pfp is it poki mane or some shit..
Figured it out.
Gang gang
Nah I just found it on google
before i leave the only thing i got to say power
well now you know
fuckhead am dyslexic

Ok no, @quiet brook @honest gate stop with the insults, no more bullshit.
But why
Itās fun.
We should have another channel called toxicity only.
Ez work
I second that channel being created
Yeah your hairline is scuffed like asian Andys xd
lolk
he thinks thats u in ur pfp nick
Did he get muted lol
^
Yes.
+rep
Wasn't me who muted him though.
yy
He's roasting himself by saying he got 0 brain cells lel
Well I had to swing the mute then the hammer
Let me swing next time if he tries to come back, wait couple mins, alt incoming
It was pretty efficient.
Elapsed like 3 minutes all in all.
Anyone who doesn't take the rules on a partnered Discord server seriously will be treated harshly in return.
Giving them a taste of their own medicine
We can joke and tease all we want, but as soon as that goes into toxicity the line has been met.
Yes and with that being said, back to regularly scheduled programming
You guys continue talking about... whatever you were talking about.
About how good of a gamemode BtZ is of course.
bruh @plain wave if you're a bad teammate i hate you
sorry but i have to block when i was uv spited you didnt uv me and thats toxic behavior
oh lol
Petition to clap Aussie and replace admin pls
I use opposite of infinite UV: infinite broken UV
i agree with rainfur

I was gonna say that
shots fired
Ren = anime name
furry = welp
yikes
Lmao why do you expose your sister?
When I was 12 I found a container of her drawings. It was furries doing sexual acts
not exactly the most prideful day of my life
Is she older than you?
Send her to the ranch
...okay I'll leave it there, have a good day everyone
adios
what
yes, nothing new
lol that pm/dm screenshot.... some people....
Wait.. NOO I forgot to screenshot when he said he got 0 brain cells, fuck
he actually said that
RIP
lmao
i mean its possible for an organism to live with no brain but plant life isnt my thing
Yeah in muted users channel, He said he can't understand what Aussie told him, I said you need brain cells to understand that and he said yes, I got 0 brain cells
Basically roasted himself
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like i've met a lot of questionable people from Dying Light
I think @remote pebble took screenshot, do you have it?
waste of time and waste of calories
Don't you need to waste calories tho?
yes
actually now that i think of it i kinda wanna add this libtard to my collection of EPIC quotes
i have like a list where i put retarded quotes from ppl
weird flex but i see a lot of things lately
@bronze patrol wtf I'm older than dad
did you modify your age?
4 messages up
literally right there for you to read cause ping highlight.. š
@honest gate To answer your previous thing. I think it's pretty dead. People can wait like an hour for a hunter. Your friend might get lucky and get a ton of invasions but there's a lot of people who don't.
I'm pretty sure you yourself have said before it's dead as well.
PS4 isn't the same as PC tho
It's the matchmaking, Why new people get a lot while experienced ones don't
hunters are bullies
Yeah, that's true. @plain wave
I am speaking for PC. Again, I don't know what it's like on console.
Well on console, once you win over 10 matches in row you won't get hunters, lose and lose and lose you will start getting them even if you are ultimate, it's about experience
or win rating I think
I don't, since I never lose lel
Well that's good I guess to an extent. That experienced people won't face beginners but at the same time it will just make it dead for those people.
Yeah but this is me playing solo as US
Aussie = best Ultimate Survivor.
There's no change you can not face an experienced player as a beginner, experienced players tend to join others since they don't get hunters
Soon Aussie will be the best Apex, isn't that right? @plain wave
Oh nice, close then.
I wanna derank to widow maker ;-;
I'd derank to Hunter.
Hunter incoming
rank hunter
techland 1000kIQ
I want to derank to walker
Lol, yeah. It's weird but idk, I still like it.
Hunter (Hunter)
change hunter incoming to Ah, shit here we go again
and matchmaking is a bit derpy also.. as it doesn't show everyone online for everyone, so peeps may not always get invaded or not get a moment to rest..
or you invade tons of peeps, or barely any.. >.<
Yes
Yeah, matchmaking is just dumb.
Honestly, leave telebombers we don't need fix for that, but make matchmaking better
Telebombers is part of the charm, amirite?
well matchmaking can totally work... it just depends on how it's set up, etc...
Yeah they are kinda but still unfair and not logical
Yeah
telebombers... they ain't bugs, they're features...
Lol
Can we at least agree that toxic spitting downed survivors is as annoying as DFA camping
ok
Lol
My Discord broke for a second.
Same
then stop dfa camping noob
I do that when they think they can dfa, just spit toxic under and ez
Only if itās ez to do
If you dfa camp in 2019 then you're like a runner ranked player.
Dfa camping isn't even good.
nub ranked
Only works in like 4v1.
They are ez, just bitch slap them then hold tackle and once you fall on the ground make them fleeeee
if your level of skill is trash you gotta do w/e to win and feel like you're doing something... cough like people cheating in order to win...
afk, kebab for dinner
Yeah but cheating is like beyond that level, lol.
Like cheating to spawn kill by insta snipe tackling into invisible spikes with teleportation
true... there's being a dirty š© who can't win without cheesing and then there's cheating...
That was so cancer to play against lol
anyway afk..
If you cheat to actually win and make yourself look good then like.. jesus you must be sad and insecure.
Some people cheat to just piss others off, it's more understandable.
But still scummy
Yeah
Anyone in game rn? check if looking back while spamming throwable patched or not
What way did people spam throwables lol
I will go in game on this laptop. Ez crashing when I start the game.
@plain wave on console, sick bombs, and spamming it with the glitch, it destroys the nests in 1 sec and you won't lose any hp and the zombies won't turn to virals, literally everyone uses it now on console, you respawn after dying and you see a full nest screwed in couple secs
Oh yeah sick bombs are š¤¢
Yeah it froze for me again
Twice now.
yeah that's too broken, it's just annoying that I haven't played btz since weeks now, and anyone I join as a survivor doing that I just teleport them because they deserve it
First thing was 2 handed with grapple, then bow glitch, now sick bombs
2h with grapple is still a thing tho
ik
Backslide is king though.
yes
When I see people backslide I š¤¢
I think that was the first thing Aussie complained about when I played against him.
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z
Yeah it was
yes
yes
tackle
I assume you just don't get in a position to be DK'd in the first place
Yeah but even then you can still DK if you time it right
I have the perfect solution. Dropkick the human and cancel his dropkick! 
Well if the hunter holding tackle, I don't think you can dk
Wait! I have a solution for heavy spammers, spam them with heavy too as a hunter, ez
yes
I'm thinking about the specific instance where the Hunter tackles a survivor and has a split small window to be DK'd
If if it's Ezgi it's gameover by default though.
If if
nh attacking you with heavy weapon, now that's balance
Oh great, I typed if twice. I have 200 iq

Yeah, fucking flexer.

XD
aussie enjoying being upside down
Aussie enjoying being a tank engine.
Guess I'll pay for nitro, test for a month
FUCKING DISCORD
FakeAussieGG
Fucking 4 times now.,
it's wraith's fault
.,
yes
cuz nick is lagging
nick is lagging
it's not freezing for me
Yeah, fuck you Wraith.
Keep telling yourself that.

Sure.
monkaS
@brisk igloo best part about being CH, I don't even mute or ban anyone, I just ping them and tell them to do that and they do as I command them
@remote pebble ban yourself
@remote pebble unban yourself.
In order to ban myself I'd need access to Aussie's discord account.
Which is a lengthy process
Wait, no fr, can you ban yourself ? š¤
try the bot, he can ban you lel
I don't think you can ban yourself if you're Aussie either.
No, They shouldn't hold that much power, especially Uncy
@brisk igloo I can ban Mmesek though, and he's got full admin perms.
It's just role hierarchy at that point.
Pyre should hold all power.
Yeah, I just mean that I don't think a person who can ban others can ban themselves.
Like it's not an option.
I meant ban the Fhilip account as Aussie
Well yeah, of course.
Yes, but can Aussie ban himself ? š¤
No
Shouldn't be able to.
He jsut has to leave or delete the server I guess.
What happens if he leaves even?
Can he leave while he's the owner?
Not sure, you might have to pass down ownership first.
Me and Gamermom fight in the thunderdome
two men enter, one man leaves
lol
Nah nah nah, I will get the ownership, naturally.
I don't think gamermom will take it, she's busy mostly, and besides, you are the 10billion IQ guy Fhilip, so yeah
But Gamermom is more active with DL stuff than Fhilip.
Both would do a good job of course.
I mean, I'd take it if I had to, but as long as there are other options I'd prefer them.
e.g. Gamermom
And 8ball.
8ball as a leader... big fail lmaooo
Server desolated in 3 hours.
Aussie reading this convo be like They are already plotting to get rid of me 

Aussie is dying lighting in Dying Light because he's a dying lighter so I don't think he is reading this atm.
That plan's already in action.
I've expertly been attempting to track him down.
So far I've figured out that Aussie is in... Europe
err
give me some more time
That plan's already in action.
I've expertly been attempting to track him down.
So far I've figured out that Aussie is in... Europe
err
give me some more time
That plan's already in action.
I've expertly been attempting to track him down.
So far I've figured out that Aussie is in... Europe
err
give me some more time
You trying to excute him? no wonder you want free nitro so bad
You know what they say, gotta crack a few eggs to cook an omelet.
lol
never heard of it
Well, you have now
ez
sense
@remote pebble Have you tried drinking some more tea? I'm sure that would help with your plan of finding him.
I've consumed potentially lethal quantities of tea and I still haven't been able to find him!
Though I haven't died yet either... so maybe not enough
Hm.. very strange.
What's with the tea story
I drink tea
I do too, so
Fhilip gains around 10 IQ per cup of tea he drinks.
I can assure you I'm able to tackle in midair while touching nothing
fhilip tea
It's around 9.86563 IQ, so bascially 10.
Philips
filip
lol
do a flip
Philippe
Discord broke again.
do a flip
Fhilippinos
nvm
ĻιλιĻĻĪæĻ
Fhilippines
It's so fucking bad right now.
Oh my god.. not again.
Gonna enjoy waiting 3 years for this message to arrive.
Okay, it's officially fucked.
Got like 10 messages waiting.
servers are down probably
Let's convert the DL discord server to a steam chat group.
Fortnite server is lagging the whole discord ok, they need to delete it
what
I blame Epic.
Fortnite server lel, 600k active users
Don't tell Fugana though.
the server shuts down sometimes
ĻιλιĻĻĪæĻ
slow-mode every channel even admin channels
600k chances Ninja will get stream sniped.
wait.. doesn't work for mods, hmmmm..
If they're at a point where they need to slowmode the mods it's just gone too far.
Shut it down. Put it out of its misery.
lol
Ahem.. money
Drown it in tea.
That's a waste of perfectly good tea
It would be impossible to drown Fhilip in tea. He would drink it all up and come out 100x smarter than he was before.
Use something like hydrofluoric acid instead.
Breaking Bad style.
Fhilip what's with you and beard story? all your previous pics had a long one, do you wish to grow one but you can't?
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All my previous pics have been male video game characters that also happened to have beards
I can grow a beard in real life
I don't but
Nah nah, it's Fhilip's face.
I'm able to
Can't fool me, Fhilip.
I thought you can't grow one so you flex on dem kids with fake ones
Bet Natte doesn't have a beard either lel
clean like a kid
Yeah I don't, ez
ok
beard + skills = bruhsoundeffect.mp3
bruh
bruhh
ok
cute girl picture + "comedy" = gay
Actually fucking broken.
omggg
Bruh
Fuck this shit.
yes, I'm out
bruh
braah
stfu
@wet latch ded nub
Happened to everyone
https://gyazo.com/60c42a5f52434aa50110fe3d1f8f771a my tantrum over it
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@honest gate you pvp?
Sometimes, on xbox. I don't do it so much anymore though.
Why do you ask?
What's your rank as survivor and hunter?
Sereia has a hard-on for BTZ and likes knowing people lol. Why you do this @honest gate
I nailed every good survivor on ps4, I heard there is salty people on xbox, gotta give them some taste of my salt too
Just face any of the PC guys here lol
Aussie has š a hard š on for š clapping š
@bronze patrol 
He doesnt want to get his cheeks clapped by the ultimate clapper known as Aussie
Sure, let me borrow your pc, I'll fight any spoiled brat
I struggle to maintain 45fps on my computer lol
Lel I don't get lower than 48fps, jokes on you, a console gets better fps than you
be ashamed
I get dont
How do you play when you don't get 60 or more? I don't get it.
ikr Nate
I came from Xbox where it had aids fps
oof
lol
ive never had below 60 fps. DL is aids without 60fps
That was the 2015 release and everything
you play on a laptop? bruh
I mean, I can understand if you get through vanilla without 60 but pvp without constant 60? ugh..
Canāt afford a desktop with me moving country or house every few weeks or months
AussieTravelGuy
Pyre is quietly crying in a corner after that statement Nate
Maybe god just has to nerf me in PVP because Iām just that good
Oh why do you move a lot?
Long story but itās just my lifestyle
Yeah but Pyre has 300 IQ spending like 500 hours with like 3 fps.
Yeah lmao
Iāve flown more on the plane as a toddler more than a businessman would do currently
lol
Aussie should buy me a plane ticket to UK yes?
Itās different now but itās still frequent
even my 1995 old laptop doesn't run DL at 11 fps, it's more like 25-26
Lol Iām back in Spain rn
Aussie's future profession = businessman confimed?
yes
Buy me plane ticket ):
Where from
US to UK
Buy me a 144hz monitor, Renfur. Then I will buy you a plane ticket.
Cheap long hauls are aids
Western Uk
Oh I'm buying 144hz monitor after September
Wtf, you don't even have a pc.
Lmfao
bruh
xD
You need 144hz to display the 30 frames that ps4 and xbox give you
I already play Rage 2 with 60fps
Nah you keep telling yourself that, its beautiful
Like you.
especially this motorcycle
Oi you better not piss me off or youāll be playing Rage 3 with me as the villain
wait
@plain wave kek
Hes not the beautiful onr Nate. Thats me smh
My clap is the Thanos snap
nippa that's a good nibba
XD
If Aussie is a villain in Rage 3 does that mean I can send my rat after him? š¤
I wonder what the devs thought when they named the motorcycle like that lul
Who is your rat? I'm guessing it's @pliant venture ?
Nvm, Cancer isn't that cute.
rip his ego
He's photoshooting his rat, is that cancerous?
I think it is.
ok
you love cancer don't you
Cancer loves to blow himself up by throwing his weapon on a canister.
@honest gate I'm waiting for the answer btw lol
I'll take that as a no.
I think he wants to go to North Korea. Isn't that right? @bronze patrol
what what
@fringe nimbus Keep telling yourself that btw.
i dont know how to communicate with myself :[
i swear if you say keep telling yourself that
@brisk igloo Hey! What's up brotherman?
Keep swearing to yourself that.

Woah.. it's almost 3am.. I'm going to bed boys. Good night my good brothermen.
im a lil sick
i havent slept the whole night
i slept like half the day so my sleep schedule is broken
yes @fringe nimbus
idk lol
western uk tho
and live there as a student for a few years until i can get citizenship
You'd prefer to live in the UK over the US?
yeah
Noice
I like the rainy weather more plus female british accents are š„
yeah lol
ive been living abroad for ages i cant wait to buy lucozade
@plain wave you have drank it before yes?
you must have seen it in asdas or tescos
Maybe once I found it disgusting
@honest gate I can't remember my hunter rank, I think it was Mauler. No idea about Survivor, sorry š
Whenever I play Dying Light now I just run about in the world and knock zombies down
Nothing wrong with that, in fact I believe that the majority of players don't even play BTZ
^ most people I join on Xbox are just messing around and blowing stuff up
Haven't met any new players for a while
add 5% more speed for the hunter, then let's see how they will handle 
Pro
For April fools they should, ha ha
Next year, there will be no next April fools for DL anyway, because DL2 
Aw I guess you're right
that makes me sad
There will be an event for DL2 maybe, let it get released first
chicken ninja returns in dl2
this time people actually complete the goal because the game is not dead
Hypermode in DL2 + Ezgi dropkicks the hunter to the moon = big oof
Natte be like : Dammmm gal
lol
@stable mist Alright, let's talk here.
Aussie thinks we are in offtopic.
I bet he won't see us here.
It seems Aussie has captured my guy.
@remote pebble We have to save 8ball.
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I see, I gotcha 8ball.
We're coming to rescue you. Just you wait.
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cough cough spam

Hey
hola
Whatās this
Oh nah Iām looking for ppl to play with ngl
ill bully
Wtf lol Iām to high Mann just wanna get my lvl up lol
Go to #566312664213487626
Don't ask in every channel please, only use lfg channels, if people don't respond then wait, most of the players have UK timezone so they are probably sleeping and have work to do in the morning, some, its 3am
yes, but I don't play pve :) I only destroy people then leave
Nah can I just play in your campaign lvl up get some weapon and shit no biggie
I don't play pve
lol at least he didn't leave
Lmao
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I just had one match and now I keep getting them, normal mode sucks š©
If I quit to main menu I'll stop getting hunters
brb
nvm he quitted after one slice
noice
Claw spammers my gosh I hate when this happens
you havent seen me spam tendril claw
https://youtu.be/8YSHL-Yy5WE here you ps4 pleb this is how you use claw
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also nab killjau dies in the video
not like that, I mean constantly clawing like a moron
literal madlad
bruh if you die from normal claws you're nab
bruh wtf
now stop spamming same crap over and over
wasn't that a little too much
Whiskey Tango Foxtrop
W T F
my gad
monkey
i was typing a nice essay
how fucking dare you
no idea why I have ping from here so.....
#āļø±general 
Ask @honest gate
he definitely must have a screenshot of the deleted messages like an admin with responsibility
or am I wrong?
betheofftopic
fix what
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GOOD NIGHT FELLOW ILLUMINATI MEMBER
Goodnight, you heathen.
Wtf
@plain wave you said that you were looking for gold plain plank, I'm looking for gold scythe lol
Donāt you need to play on TF for that?
Rip, now you got me wanting one too
Lol


