🧬︱bethezombie

[quiet brook]

i used the power of my mindd

[pliant venture]

Natteee gay like his mom

[honest gate]

@brisk igloo I'm sure your accent is just like any other swedish person

a meme

Russian accent best meme 👏

[brisk igloo]

@honest gate I don't have a Swedish accent fortunately.

[honest gate]

prove it

[brisk igloo]

Fuck no, lol.

[honest gate]

send me a record

[brisk igloo]

I lost my Swedish accent years ago.

No voice reveal for you.

[honest gate]

then nobody can believe you

you got a meme accent 👏 👏

you are a meme yourself anyway

[brisk igloo]

🤦

[honest gate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/489054797761347594/578231573002977304/2d6679664a56b926ae1f1b35028be705.png

@honest gate

I didn't post it shhhh

yes

haters gonna hate

[brisk igloo]

@honest gate @vernal gull Reviews are pretty bad for Rage 2 on Steam though.

[honest gate]

People complain always dude, don't listen to them, go check the gameplay, watch the first 40mins playthrough, decide for yourself if you like it or not, I enjoy it, and Fugana likes it too, If you are into insanity gameplay and big ass guns and super powers and mutants, cyborgs, ninjas, fucking weird ass gangs, smug cliffs, buffaloes, you will enjoy the game ok?

[brisk igloo]

Sure

[hybrid moon]

Nani?!

[honest gate]

raped how would that sound like if you were facing a female player

[hybrid moon]

Ghost claws and apparently it's a script

Yes Prince, I'm trying to figure another word

Lol

BESIDES CLAWED

[honest gate]

rekt

[hybrid moon]

no that's for shooting

[honest gate]

oh that's claw kill? then clapped

[hybrid moon]

aye yes

good

ima change now

[honest gate]

you clapped this noob

[brisk igloo]

@hybrid moon Calculator scripts.

[hybrid moon]

xD

[vernal gull]

@brisk igloo and this is why i say steam is a complete garbage, everyone can review bomb amazing and fun games just beccouse they are not 90% made of cinematics
F steam reviews the game is hella fun

[honest gate]

^ as he said

bub writing a novel

[hybrid moon]

Bub typing an essay

[brisk igloo]

Well yeah, but at least people can say whatever they want, ez.

[honest gate]

omg

[north forum]

Theres no coop in Rage 2 so its not worth of our time. Lets stick with Generation 0, brotherman @brisk igloo

[brisk igloo]

didn't type an essay

[hybrid moon]

Ssh

Took him how long to type that

[brisk igloo]

@north forum Hell yeah daddy.

Gen 0 tonight?

[honest gate]

Imo well if you want multiplayer then this game is not for you

so stfu

[hybrid moon]

lmfao

[north forum]

[brisk igloo]

no u stfu

[honest gate]

nub nattee

[hybrid moon]

I have Gen 0 but it's ummm not bought

[brisk igloo]

Me and Bub are the real men playing Swedish coop games.

[north forum]

Best game ever made

[hybrid moon]

Yes

[honest gate]

Jayy on cracks

[hybrid moon]

Nibba sssh it has MP

xD

[brisk igloo]

Gen 0 is 1000x better than Half-Life 2.

[hybrid moon]

Thing is my fps aint good in it

[brisk igloo]

Gen 0 is the real masterpiece of a game we all needed.

[hybrid moon]

I get like 45 fps plus drops in certain areas/fights

[brisk igloo]

@hybrid moon I'll send you a calculator script that will quadruple your fps, no worries, mate.

[hybrid moon]

xD

[north forum]

download more ram to your lousy casio

[hybrid moon]

Let me change my Calculator script real quick for Dying Light

[vernal gull]

Witcher series doesnt have multiplayer so they are trash i quess

[north forum]

Exactly.

[vernal gull]

lets review bomb them

[brisk igloo]

Personally my calculator is powered by 10 petabytes of RAM.

@hybrid moon Did you get water cooling for your calculator?

[hybrid moon]

@honest gate Good yes?
HUDMessage_BTZDeath_Killer_Hunter_Punch1=You clapped %s
HUDMessage_BTZDeath_Observer_Hunter_Punch1=%s clapped %s
HUDMessage_BTZDeath_Victim_Hunter_Punch1=%s clapped you

No brother

[brisk igloo]

10/10 yes?

[vernal gull]

also if anyone wants to buy Rage 2 buy it on bethesda's own launcher

steam version is coming with the greatest DRM cancer currently known

[brisk igloo]

nonononon, Steam all day baby.

Can't play a game if it's not via Steam. 👌

[worthy elk]

Hey, would anyone like some free weapons and loot?

[hybrid moon]

^

[north forum]

If you buy it from Steam you still gotta use bethesdas launcher?

[vernal gull]

no

[north forum]

Thats great

[vernal gull]

steam version have the cancer denuvo while bethesda doesnt

[brisk igloo]

@worthy elk Yes, give me some batteries for my calculator.

[worthy elk]

If you help me with recovering some loot I can give you guys some golden weapons

[hybrid moon]

#474168573233856514

[north forum]

I have solar panel on my calcu so ez pz

[worthy elk]

plus you can loot too

[hybrid moon]

Haunted... #474168573233856514

[brisk igloo]

@north forum Fucking noob. I have a nuclear reactor in mine.

[worthy elk]

yeah jay noone is reacting there

[hybrid moon]

Just wait

Lol

[worthy elk]

but I'm a very impatient person

[hybrid moon]

Too bad

This is btz/meme of ppl

and shit

not items

[worthy elk]

also what is bad blood

[brisk igloo]

Fukushima was actually caused by a lad accidentally blowing up his calculator.

@worthy elk A bad game.

Literally has bad in it.

[hybrid moon]

Lol

[worthy elk]

Is it fucking battle royale in it

[hybrid moon]

yes

[brisk igloo]

Yes.

[north forum]

I have water power generator in my water cooling loop so it charges itself to the infinity nub @brisk igloo

[brisk igloo]

And like 3 people play it.

[worthy elk]

that was a bad sentence what the hell

oh wow

[brisk igloo]

@north forum Not stronger than my nuclear reactor though. Maybe safer but fuck safety. Real men don't care about safety.

[hybrid moon]

@brisk igloo Kinda funny cuz they put a lot of effort as far as i know into it

[worthy elk]

Well I don't want to brag but I'm a fucking parkour god so maybe I'd be good at it

But if it sucks I'ma skip

[north forum]

Wdym dead

[brisk igloo]

@hybrid moon It's too bad yes.

[worthy elk]

so does anyone want to play?

[north forum]

theres like 7 players, its alive af

[brisk igloo]

But to be fair I haven't played it since the alpha.

So idk if it's much better now.

[hybrid moon]

@north forum 😂 😂

[worthy elk]

I never played it

[brisk igloo]

If I throw my calculator at @honest gate's hunter I automatically win the match.

[hybrid moon]

LOL

[brisk igloo]

Powerful exploit, I know..

@north forum Gen0 coop tonight with Cancer and then we kill him, yes?

[north forum]

Nah I play Hentai shooter 3D with Fhilip today

maybe tomorrow

[brisk igloo]

Ah.. dammit.

I heard they added esports to it.

You're gonna become the best player in the game?

[north forum]

Yeah I shoot all waifus faster than your calculator solves 1+1

[brisk igloo]

Keep telling yourself that.

I bend time and space with my calculator. I'll enter the 4th dimension and then dab on you from behind.

[north forum]

[hybrid moon]

@brisk igloo 20/10, yes?
HUDMessage_BTZDeath_Killer_Hunter_Punch1=You clapped noob %s
HUDMessage_BTZDeath_Observer_Hunter_Punch1=%s clapped noob %s
HUDMessage_BTZDeath_Victim_Hunter_Punch1=%s clapped you noob

[brisk igloo]

I still don't even know what that is but yes, 10000/10.

[hybrid moon]

Kill text

[brisk igloo]

ah

[hybrid moon]

it's claw kill text

[brisk igloo]

ah

[hybrid moon]

rn pounce i have it as executed/execution

execution being the interrupt

but good ide

idea*

i change the pounce

[brisk igloo]

@north forum Gen 0 is at like 45% now, ez.

[north forum]

45% what

[brisk igloo]

ratings

[north forum]

i bet its review bombing because ppl hate Sweden

[brisk igloo]

@honest gate Jumping off a building and then dying to a bomber and saying:
"lucky"
"my character falled by wtf"
is the best kill.

@north forum Yeah, I'm review bombing it right now because fuck Sweden.

But remember, we still got better coasters than you will ever have.

[hybrid moon]

I have my death text as "Nani?!"

10/10 yes?

[brisk igloo]

lol

9/11 if you ask me.

[hybrid moon]

oof

[brisk igloo]

Bush didn't do 9/11 btw, it was another calculator similar to mine used for bad things.

Ay, everyone's favourite clapper guy is on.

👏

[hybrid moon]

xD

[north forum]

bush divided 80085 by zero

[hybrid moon]

@plain wave Just for you mate.
HUDMessage_BTZDeath_Killer_Hunter_Punch1=You clapped noob %s
HUDMessage_BTZDeath_Observer_Hunter_Punch1=%s clapped noob %s
HUDMessage_BTZDeath_Victim_Hunter_Punch1=%s clapped you noob

😂

[plain wave]

lol

[brisk igloo]

Player AussieGG has left the session

[honest gate]

@hybrid moon 10/10

@worthy elk this is btz channel if you haven't noticed

[hybrid moon]

@brisk igloo Perfect yes?
For the pounce kill:
HUDMessage_BTZDeath_Killer_Hunter_Highrage=You Visceral pounced %s
HUDMessage_BTZDeath_Observer_Hunter_Highrage=%s Visceral pounced %s
HUDMessage_BTZDeath_Victim_Hunter_Highrage=%s Visceral pounced you

For punche "interrupts":
Attacker_AdditionalInterrupt=%s interrupted your Visceral pounce on %s
Attacker_SelfInterrupt=%s interrupted your Visceral pounce
Interrupter_AdditionalInterrupt=You interrupted %s Visceral pounce on %s
Observer_AdditionalInterrupt=%s interrupted %s Visceral pounce on %s
Observer_SelfInterrupt=%s interrupted %s Visceral pounce on them
Vicitm_AdditionalInterrupt=%s interrupted %s Visceral pounce on you
Victim_SelfInterrupt=You interrupted %s Visceral pounce on you

i should shorten that

[honest gate]

yes, that's considered spam

[hybrid moon]

stfu

[honest gate]

I'm not joking with you kid

kid

[brisk igloo]

@hybrid moon P e r f e c t i o n

[hybrid moon]

xd

there

better

😄

[honest gate]

yes

[brisk igloo]

Dragonboi will never get satisfied.

[honest gate]

satisfaction in my dictionary is spelled as chaos

so go a head

[hybrid moon]

xD

[brisk igloo]

lel

[hybrid moon]

Just updated it in my pak

time to clap ppl

xD

[brisk igloo]

👏

Can't go to hospital like AussieGG if you clap in game, ez.

[hybrid moon]

xd

[honest gate]

Clap 👏 Like 👏 Aussie 👏

[brisk igloo]

And 👏 Hurt 👏 Your 👏 Hands 👏 Like 👏 Aussie

[honest gate]

@plain wave will clap for me when I graduate 👏 👏

[bronze patrol]

And 👏 clap 👏 @brisk igloo 👏 cheeks 👏 like 👏 aussie 👏

[honest gate]

wut

[bronze patrol]

There

[honest gate]

oh

yes I will clap him

@bronze patrol let me borrow your PC first

[bronze patrol]

No can do buckeroo

[honest gate]

O

my feelings

[bronze patrol]

I have a 7 page essay due in like 6 hours xd cant share pc

Gonna play a few games of fortnut first tho

[honest gate]

I was gonna say good luck but since you mentioned forknife then I hope you fail

[bronze patrol]

Ha

Jokes on you

Everytime i wait till last second for essays i get over 90%

When i actually try i get 85% or less.

[honest gate]

nerd

dbd nerd

you are actually playing fortnite? I thought it was a joke LMAO

how old are you?

-1?

pfft he's almost a nh and you still volatile Imo

keep telling yourself that.

because if you don't care you could have left this when you got mad Imo

so sensitive you are 👏

that made no sense Imo

sliced*

dead island?

[brisk igloo]

True.

He's not a meme expert like us @honest gate

[honest gate]

I l

which is L and which is I

I'm not a memester true

what about it

[brisk igloo]

It makes you a big noobie. Real intellectuals are meme masters and as we all know intellectuals are the superior people.

[honest gate]

I did say I'm a noob survivor before so?

[brisk igloo]

For gods sake.. I see this giant face every fucking time I open Steam.

[honest gate]

Enjoy it

[brisk igloo]

Dude, that's literally the face.

[honest gate]

ok so?

that goon is the most annoying tbh

blow her up

with finger snap

ka-boom

30meters in the sky, ground slam!

[brisk igloo]

No worries brotherman. I'll throw my calculator on her. She won't even know what hit her.

[honest gate]

Get the game first

Oh I forgot you are multiplayer nazi

nvm

@brisk igloo fr the game is really amazing I know its offline but there's so much in it

[brisk igloo]

I'm not, lol.

Dude, I'm literally a singleplayer type of person.

[honest gate]

I mean how much time you spent on DL without people? half of the hours you have in stats right now?

[brisk igloo]

90% of my favourite games are singleplayer games.

My stats have been reset many times so I don't know.

Like I said earlier. I play solo a lot and sometimes co-op as well. I like both but I prefer solo the first times I do something. Then co-op helps to bring more replayability to something.

[honest gate]

ah, multiplayer most times is frustrating with hard grind because there's always that one god that just ruins the game for people lol

oh wait, I forgot you can't afford a nitro to afford a new game

oh.my.god lolololol

[brisk igloo]

lol

[honest gate]

sorry if that offended your situation with.. life, money

[brisk igloo]

Yeah, I never felt so hurt in my life. I'm gonna go and cry to Aussie now and get you banned.

[honest gate]

lel

funny

laters swedish meme

[brisk igloo]

Later, my good brotherman.

[hybrid moon]

Lol

Fantazilite says: I disagree..." after i say gg

xD

@brisk igloo Best calculator score right there brother, yes?

[bronze patrol]

@honest gate stop bullying momey. Smh. And no i wasnt joking about fortnite. I have some friends who play it and i want to git gud. Currently remapping my keybinds cuz am bad.

Also momey is right. Other servers > this one

[honest gate]

fortnite gay

just like you and your mom

[hybrid moon]

No u

[brisk igloo]

@hybrid moon Hell yeah brotherman. Looking very litty.

Fanta is just a big noob btw.

[hybrid moon]

He needs mines to win

ez

[brisk igloo]

lol

[hybrid moon]

That's the first two deaths I got on them. He placed mines and I tackled a guy named Doctor and it killed him then i get uv spit on Fanta cuz he a bully then I pounce him

ez

calculator wins

[brisk igloo]

Wtf? I'm not a crazy scientist.

And yes, Jayy. Calculator shits on everyone. No chance, just fucking git gud ez.

Not even that, might as well forfeit immediately.

[hybrid moon]

xD

[bronze patrol]

I dont understand how you guys can play DL daily. I get so bored playing, theres hardly anyone good who plays anymore

[brisk igloo]

@honest gate Oh yeah right.. I'm a gamer girl now.

@bronze patrol I don't play it at all, my guy.

[hybrid moon]

I mean, I find decent players at night

[bronze patrol]

Im not talking about you nate lol

[brisk igloo]

😭

[hybrid moon]

Brb making lunch

[bronze patrol]

Like ill hop on after 2 or 3 weeks of playing and theres nobody on except a decent hunter every now and again and they still get their booty cheeks clapped

[stuck zephyr]

there's nothing to strive for

[bronze patrol]

exactly

[brisk igloo]

@bronze patrol I'm here to eat you :) raww

[bronze patrol]

i fkin hate hunters like that

its not a rp game ffs

[brisk igloo]

It's just fucking cringe.

[bronze patrol]

hunters that go rawr xd imma eat you = survivor mains on dbd who name themselves "fuck me daddy myers"

[brisk igloo]

lmao

[bronze patrol]

hag = best

[stuck zephyr]

bro can u let me kill you i need xp

[brisk igloo]

Yes, sir. You want to come and farm some herbs with me as well?

[stuck zephyr]

bro look this APEX can destroy humans its op (like if the rank matters)

[bronze patrol]

Bro look he dropkicked me once

hes haccer

[stuck zephyr]

like the 3.3 meter dk doesnt handicap you enough

[brisk igloo]

Bruh, MrEdxwx is the best hunter. Not even Calculator clan can take him down!!1

Because he's an APEX PREDATOR!

[bronze patrol]

I dont eat subscribers

[hybrid moon]

@stuck zephyr I hate handicaps so i lowered to 2.8 lel

[stuck zephyr]

2.9*

[hybrid moon]

no i did 2.8

[bronze patrol]

just play 1v1 with 2v1 dmg values if you want to be handicapped

I cant enjoy 1v1 with normal values unless its a really good player tbh

[stuck zephyr]

u mean not handicapped

cuz thats actually fair

lol

[hybrid moon]

xd

[bronze patrol]

w.e.

[stuck zephyr]

2v1 dmg in 1v1

[bronze patrol]

same difference

[brisk igloo]

It's faer.

[stuck zephyr]

60 damage is balanced in 1v1 bro

[hybrid moon]

lel

[stuck zephyr]

i mean it wouldnt be a issue if cough insta was a thing

[bronze patrol]

100hp in a 1v1 with 60 dmg slices and 3s draining hunter from full to empty is balanced 😄

[stuck zephyr]

autobalance is balanced

like the name displays

[brisk igloo]

lol

[hybrid moon]

xd actually it's 4 seconds @bronze patrol

[bronze patrol]

doesnt change the fact that it takes 1 tackle evade to drain from full to empty

[hybrid moon]

tru

[stuck zephyr]

cuz thats f a i r

[bronze patrol]

Its fair that you can heavy and then instantly tackle to kill hunter after a tackle

[stuck zephyr]

bro hunter is too fast pls nerf forums

[hybrid moon]

lol it's kinda why i uv block mid animation sometimes and 180 spit stick after

[bronze patrol]

Jay casually dies from heavy grapple tackle

nice 180 spit stick bruv

[hybrid moon]

ssssh

2h spammer xd

[bronze patrol]

They couldve easily fixed the heavy issue by just increasing the range the hunter is sent flying after a tackle evade

[hybrid moon]

that or put the heavy damage back to like in 3v1 it takes 2 heavy plus 1 slice to kill

[bronze patrol]

at that point there would be no point in using heavy tho

cuz 1h would be stronger

[stuck zephyr]

making heavy lower damage is breaking the game

[bronze patrol]

ye

[stuck zephyr]

or solve all the other issues with insta

[hybrid moon]

well if ur alone and trying to fend off till teammate comes then yes 2h would be good still

kinda reduces 2h spam

[bronze patrol]

Increasing the distance after evade would be a better fix imo. You wouldnt be able to heavy after tackle except in certain circumstances where a hunter bumps into an object or its a weird angle

[hybrid moon]

or

move character further to follow and 2h gp

ez

[stuck zephyr]

just make another penalty for dodging the hunters tackle

[bronze patrol]

just delete dodging

[stuck zephyr]

yeah lol

[hybrid moon]

xd

[stuck zephyr]

i bet hunter would still die

[honest gate]

Just delete pvp

Ez fix

Xd

[bronze patrol]

haha gUyS lOOk aT mE!! i CaNN taKle SLiC3

[stuck zephyr]

tackle slice is exploit shut UP men

[hybrid moon]

i mean so many ppl hit you alot while in animation or they wait for the grace time to stop then 2h u

[stuck zephyr]

it is ABUSE of animat

[honest gate]

It’s not a exploit

Ram tackle is perfectly fine.

Or sry

Ram slice

Ffs

[bronze patrol]

We got a smart one here bois

[honest gate]

No u

🤔

Imo

[stuck zephyr]

yeah

i can tell

[bronze patrol]

There is one way to easily fix all DL issues and bugs btw

Just delete Techland 😄

[hybrid moon]

LOL

[stuck zephyr]

no delete dead world

[hybrid moon]

nuke techland. better than delete yes?

[honest gate]

Nuke your mom

Uwu

[bronze patrol]

Someone call Thanos pls

[hybrid moon]

funny

mom ded already

[honest gate]

Uwu

Anyone wanna 2v1

Bored af

[hybrid moon]

eating atm otherwise i would

[honest gate]

curb your meme

[brisk igloo]

Dafuq did I come back to?

[hybrid moon]

brb

[bronze patrol]

Brain dead conversation

as always

[honest gate]

Ez

Ez

@royal panther is fear hacc?

[royal panther]

Ill let you choke me.

[honest gate]

😂

[bronze patrol]

@stuck zephyr make DLR 4 hunters vs 1 survivor

thats true balance

[stuck zephyr]

right

[brisk igloo]

@royal panther cant win lag

[royal panther]

Win from humans.

[honest gate]

.^.

[brisk igloo]

@royal panther me is king little noob.

[honest gate]

Imo

[royal panther]

Lol.

[brisk igloo]

Oh yeah..

Forgot that's how he responds to that shit.

[bronze patrol]

@royal panther Momey is king

[royal panther]

Okay.

[honest gate]

@royal panther renfur is gay, yes or no?

[royal panther]

Do I win??

[honest gate]

@royal panther yes you win, say yes

[royal panther]

Now know me because you love me.

[honest gate]

bruh

[royal panther]

I know I didn't.

[honest gate]

his data from dating servers, disgusting me omg

[royal panther]

Hey.

[brisk igloo]

lmao

[bronze patrol]

suck my cock pls

[brisk igloo]

I already am.

[bronze patrol]

yikeeees

[royal panther]

May: Surrender to my control.

No from Slender mansion.

[honest gate]

I got a hunter Imo, k abuse time

[brisk igloo]

@honest gate He's gonna abort on you.

[honest gate]

he just did xD, I sliced him when he missed gp he didnt quit, they usually do, next I smacked him with my hammer and he quited

oh and best excuse he just sent me? I have to go to work

10/10

I will just stop fighting noobs, there's no point of it, they abort quickly

[brisk igloo]

lul

Didn't know people were so active with messages on PS4.

I bet you have one of those gay keyboards you put on your controller.

[bronze patrol]

Didnt know @honest gate wasnt a noob on ps4 🤔

[brisk igloo]

He is a noob.

[honest gate]

no I use my phone

and yes I'm a noob survivor

[brisk igloo]

I mean keyboards for the game, not for Discord.

[bronze patrol]

Nate, the man said he uses his phone, shhh

[honest gate]

I use the app, you shmunk

[bronze patrol]

Hes an epic gamer

[brisk igloo]

Oh

Well, idk how console fucking works.

Like wtf is this shit?

[bronze patrol]

disgusting

[honest gate]

lmfao that's the most gay thing I have ever seen in my life

[brisk igloo]

Told you.

[honest gate]

who ever does that, their life should extinct

fucking use the app

[brisk igloo]

lul

[honest gate]

@brisk igloo I have beaten almost every good survivor on console, except for one, he slices once the hunter is close which most don't do, they all just spam dodge

[plain wave]

he uses companion app to play btz on phone

[honest gate]

bruh

[vernal gull]

i had this bad boi, loved it so much but it broke after like 3 years : \

[brisk igloo]

My calculator bought the companion app so now my clan owns it.

[honest gate]

!mute Aussie for bullying me

[brisk igloo]

Ban Aussie.

[bronze patrol]

@plain wave stop bully, at least he doesnt sustain injuries from clapping

[brisk igloo]

That's right, brotherman Renfur pointing out the facts here.

[honest gate]

I don't clap, I teabag on your dead body

[plain wave]

now who's the one bullying

[honest gate]

no emojis? ok

[brisk igloo]

That would be me, sir.

[bronze patrol]

am not bully

am protecting the victim

[brisk igloo]

lmao

[honest gate]

I don't need protection thank you, now go away

[brisk igloo]

Keep telling yourself that console pleb.

[bronze patrol]

^

[honest gate]

cac

I'll gag you nattee

turn you into a toad first

[brisk igloo]

When a PC player attacks you then you stand no chance. Can you see 30 fps winning over 144 fps? I certainly can't now stfu once again.

[honest gate]

platform wars

[brisk igloo]

Nah, it's not a war. PC won the war ages ago.

[honest gate]

PC > ps4 > xbox

calculator comes at number 12

[brisk igloo]

Calculator > PC > PS4 > XBOX Isn't that right? @hybrid moon

[hybrid moon]

Yes

[bronze patrol]

PC > Calc > Wii > Xbox > Ps4

[hybrid moon]

Mp

No*

Calculator goes first

[plain wave]

Calculator > Companion Phone App > PC > PS4 > XBOX

[brisk igloo]

Clapping your hands till you die > everything else

[hybrid moon]

xD

[plain wave]

...

[brisk igloo]

Player AussieGG has left the session

[plain wave]

User has left your channel

[brisk igloo]

Teamspeak > Discord

kappa

Solomute > Teamspeak

[plain wave]

DL ingame vc > everything

[brisk igloo]

lol

My Calculator now has a vc feature and it's excellent.

I've been speaking to @hybrid moon for like an hour now with it and it's really good.

I'll be nice to you @plain wave. Once my Calculator takes over the vc industry I'll put this Discord server on the calculator so it doesn't die out.

[plain wave]

ah so you've voice revealed to killagay too, yes?

[brisk igloo]

Yes, did it an hour ago.

[plain wave]

ezzzzzzzz

[honest gate]

lagggg

[brisk igloo]

@honest gate cant win lag

Fun fact, on Calculator there is no lag.

[plain wave]

you said that when i invaded you and i actually got a few kills on you cus of lag lol

[honest gate]

well I joined in middle of match, 1 life left I dfa'ed him twice and he quited, bruh you got 1 life to take wtf

[brisk igloo]

He's probably on his period, give him a break would you?

[honest gate]

Break = mercy?
nobody taught me that

whether they are a noob or pro, I don't care how bad they feel about it lol

[brisk igloo]

Dragonboi = coldblooded, yes?

[honest gate]

I'm just training myself, and if I have mercy, how will I become better? obviously never

[brisk igloo]

What's up my good man Fhilip?

[remote pebble]

@honest gate You know, empathy is one of the few things along with sentience that separates the human from the animal.

[honest gate]

I'm dragonboi as Nattee says, Imo

[brisk igloo]

Fhilip slides in just to say something intellectual.

[plain wave]

Cus he has big brain

[brisk igloo]

Yes, biggest brain on this server.

[remote pebble]

Yes, I have big boy big brain thinking.

[brisk igloo]

Ah yes

[honest gate]

big boy big brain thinking that was.. smart

[brisk igloo]

Of course, it's to be expected by an Aussie.

[honest gate]

Sense, all these hunters failing to join, I should kick out someone

[brisk igloo]

I think you should kick yourself in the face.

[remote pebble]

https://gyazo.com/2eaee6d1c8b5aa9472ec0c5512b71376
Is that what this does?

[honest gate]

nvm got one

[brisk igloo]

@remote pebble That's a good question. You should try it out, it might be useful.

[remote pebble]

Yeah, never hurts to try, right?

[brisk igloo]

As we all know the most intellectual way of thinking and living your life is by the philosophy "you'll never know until you try"

[remote pebble]

Yes, especially applies to hardcore drugs.

[brisk igloo]

And dangerous things with like high death risk.

[remote pebble]

||Like doing hardcore drugs while moderating a server and attempting to hide it from Aussie?||

You saw nothing

[brisk igloo]

Hell yeah, dude.

That should do it, no way he'll see that now.

Not like it stands out more.

ez

[remote pebble]

Ah I know, I'll put a spoiler tag on it

[brisk igloo]

How do you even do that? I am so bad with codes in Discord.

The crossover thing that is.

[stuck zephyr]

./spoiler

[remote pebble]

~~test~~

Two of that ~ on either side

[brisk igloo]

Hello everybody, it's me, gaylord69 back with another Calculator tutorial for you all!

Didn't work.

[remote pebble]

Two on each side

There you go

[brisk igloo]

Dafuq, why didn't it do it to your message then?

[remote pebble]

I put a backslash before it

*test*

[brisk igloo]

Oh, ez smort boy Fhilip.

Big boy big brain thinking.

This sure is a very intellectual way of typing I must say.

[remote pebble]

For spoilers you can either do /.spoiler as Fear said (without the dot, obviously) or two of the | absolute value sign on either side

[brisk igloo]

I know that, I just didn't know this crossover one.

[remote pebble]

Ah, ok

[brisk igloo]

||that's right Fhilip, now let's have some tea shall we?||

[remote pebble]

||yes||

[brisk igloo]

||Let's talk shit about Aussie here and how we'll take over the server. No way he'll ever find out right?||

[remote pebble]

||Well he probably has the setting turned on that automatically unblocks the spoilers since he's a moderator so..||

I have it too, and it's probably going to result in me accidentally spoiling something to myself someday. Oh well.

[stable mist]

||ooh aah I like orange juicde||

[honest gate]

and he aborted at the last nest ofc what a potato

[stable mist]

P

[brisk igloo]

||Didn't think about that, that's too bad.||

[honest gate]

he was playing well god damn it

[brisk igloo]

@honest gate Just like your console.

[honest gate]

???

[brisk igloo]

🥔

[honest gate]

I could just mute you rn not in the mood for jokes

[brisk igloo]

Seems like mod abuse to me.

[honest gate]

fuck off

[remote pebble]

It does to me too

Okay guys, calm down.

Well guys I guess.

[brisk igloo]

I'm calm, ez.

[remote pebble]

Yeah, singular.

[stable mist]

@brisk igloo lol????are you stupid ?! Calvulator cant even play games. Idiot. Play station 4 is obviously more powerful how dumbed can u be to think calculatoe is better wtf.

Wtf...... lol!

You are cringe bro

Vro

vro, wtf

[brisk igloo]

@stable mist That's fucking it. Enjoy the bully hunters you muppet.

[remote pebble]

I did say I was only half kidding about the whole banning thing 🤔

[stable mist]

Lmao (laugh out loud) noob. lol.

😂

[remote pebble]

But I can't ban Vilkki with a clear conscience, he adds so much...

[brisk igloo]

Stfu noob.

[remote pebble]

spice to conversations.

[stable mist]

I'm losing IQ score if I keep doing this

@brisk igloo vro wtf.. yourr mother was cringw when she was born. Noob lol. XD !

[remote pebble]

Dude I'm already in the negatives and I can tell you it only gets better once you hit rock bottom

[brisk igloo]

@stable mist Now you listen to me you fucktard. Calculator is better than anything else, PS4 is an ant compared to it. It stomps everything okay.

[stable mist]

@brisk igloo i stop your mothe

[brisk igloo]

Likely story.

[stable mist]

XDDDDDDD

[brisk igloo]

Do you kiss your mom with those XDs?`

[stable mist]

@brisk igloo no i kis you're mom

TFW (that face when) natteee is noob 😂

[brisk igloo]

Are we going to descend to bad grammar now? Wow, let's do it then.

haha no uezezezeez

[stable mist]

That's sounds pretty casuals noobie

[remote pebble]

Oh no.

That's not a good sign of things to come.

[stable mist]

😂 😂 😂

[brisk igloo]

me think are sound intellectual know stfu noob u wish ur moma spoken england as good as me

I can't fucking do this shit.

What the fuck.

[stable mist]

@brisk igloo your seweden is only stupider snd stupid not even pro your only are noobs 😂 😂 when i did mom you were noon

😂 lol 😂 xD

xD!

Rolf (roll out laughing)

[brisk igloo]

ur cuntry are liek swedan wannabee xd u wish u live here nob

[stable mist]

@brisk igloo lol i wish u had mom XD

When nate say xd but he has no mother cause she my in bed 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[brisk igloo]

What the fuck do I even say to this, lol? @remote pebble

lmao

[stable mist]

Dude, I've been hearing this shit my whole life on the internet so I'm the actual master

[brisk igloo]

I can't fucking do it.

It's hard af.

[stable mist]

[brisk igloo]

Some people can meme English well. 8ball, Gaygu and so on.

[remote pebble]

I mean, I was half expecting both of you to go fully out of control and start screaming obscenities in your respective mother tounges, but that hasn't happened yet so I'm just counting my lucky stars.

[stable mist]

English is the most spoken but also a pretty fucking bad language

[remote pebble]

Maybe I should not have written that paragraph

[brisk igloo]

@remote pebble AHAHA yes mayube yoiu shoyndnt have ;DD ;)

lol

[stable mist]

Even natives are having a hard time understanding each other

Finns never had that problem

[brisk igloo]

Finns just suicide in their sauna.

[stable mist]

No but really tho, a swedish guy died along with 1 Finn in a sauna competition

Their brain went oof

Like an egg

On the frying pan

[brisk igloo]

I know, that's like 100000/10 IQ.

[stable mist]

Bruh our sauna has 80°c and I keep it at that or lower

[remote pebble]

I think it's natural selection at that point.

[stable mist]

There is

Just

[brisk igloo]

bruh my calculator has 420 c

[stable mist]

Too much natural selection

[honest gate]

ez clap zero lives 14 kills 👏

[brisk igloo]

🥇

[stable mist]

I've seen so many vids where some guy grabs a power line or some shit

Fucking hell

[brisk igloo]

.
🎩

🥇
👖
👟

ok

[stable mist]

I don't even wanna know how many gun deaths are accidents

Ok kids let's look in the barrel together

[brisk igloo]

People have big boy big brain thinking.

[stable mist]

And take a selfie with my dad's handgun

Big boy brain thinking aussiegg 2019

[brisk igloo]

yes ez

[stable mist]

Oofmoment I checked another channel

And then wrote in the non-offtopic one

Some people just don't realize; a gun. Is always loaded.

It's a principle

#🧬︱bethezombie = #⭐︱general2

[brisk igloo]

h4rdcoreofftopic.

[raw sluice]

Be the Zub

[brisk igloo]

Be the Bub.

[raw sluice]

Bub the Bub

[brisk igloo]

@honest gate lol

You'd love that wouldn't you?

[honest gate]

1v1 irl

[north forum]

1v1 in math battle

Strongest calculator wins

[honest gate]

you will win obv, I don't do math

[north forum]

I do math salts sometimes

[brisk igloo]

I will win over all of you. I could go and sleep and my Calculator would have my back and annihilate and shut down any competition.

[bronze patrol]

@stable mist youre wrong

btz =//= offtopic2

btz = SuperiorOfftopic

[bronze patrol]

somebody wanna invade me?

[hybrid moon]

@plain wave

[plain wave]

XD

I swear at least half the kills you were going for claws just for that

[hybrid moon]

xD

[plain wave]

I was like “he has me, why isn’t he just pouncing”

[hybrid moon]

lol

pouncing is boring tbh

xD

[plain wave]

Claw is king

[hybrid moon]

ez

wait

no

clap is king*

ez

[plain wave]

@hybrid moon you know who this is? We had a good game before he aborted out of the blue. We both said gl hf at the start and everything.

[honest gate]

Maybe he got disconnected?

[plain wave]

Aborted soon after the most recent kill

Idk maybe that could've happened

[honest gate]

Ah, well the difference between getting disconnected and aborting on purpose is, when you see him repeating the same action and you attack but nothing happens that's getting disconnected, but aborting on purpose it's pretty quick like dropping out

[hybrid moon]

That's Death Veggie @plain wave

[plain wave]

Probably went for a ciggy break like he usually does lol

[honest gate]

noice

[plain wave]

Haven't played him in a while, he raped me back then

[honest gate]

that happens on console too, I just roast them, come on beat me if you can XD

[plain wave]

Not sure if it was me getting better or he wasn't playing well at all

[honest gate]

me anytime when someone annoys me

claps them as a hunter, teabags on their corpses after last life

[plain wave]

Hey at least I clapped veggie a bit after I got clapped myself by jay lol

[honest gate]

lmao

I'm dominating as a hunter, well there's pilot, he's stronger, son of the bitch he plays on both consoles how retarted can you be just stick to xbox ffs

[plain wave]

Salty just cus he's better than you ezezezez

[honest gate]

That's a true story btw

cringe

I have fucked all the bullies side ways, and I still do it when I see a new moron showing off how good he is lol

any survivor on ps4 < me

ez

@honest gate yes? I'll beat you too one day hoe

your double slices won't stand in my way

[plain wave]

what

[honest gate]

wut do you mean what

[plain wave]

what
/wɒt/
pronoun
1.
asking for information specifying something.
"what is your name?"
2.
the thing or things that (used in specifying something).
"what we need is a commitment"

[honest gate]

huh

did you copy paste the definition of what instead ot explaining what are you confused about? genius 👏

@plain wave clap for me papa 👏 👏

[plain wave]

👏 👏 👏 👏 👏

[fringe nimbus]

@hybrid moon thats getting a pin

[hybrid moon]

?

ah

[fringe nimbus]

you clapped aussiegrammarguy

[hybrid moon]

xD

you clapped noob*

[honest gate]

@honest gate Bring it on 😂😂😂
I'm happy if you do man👌

[stable mist]

😳 🏳️‍🌈 👏

[brisk igloo]

@hybrid moon I'm glad you're bullying Aussie. The Calculator will bless you with many years of luck and success.

[honest gate]

This calculator joke is getting old, just like you Nattee, find something else

[brisk igloo]

It's not a joke. It's an ideology, mate.

[honest gate]

whatever its lame

[brisk igloo]

No u are lame.

[honest gate]

I'm too lazy to argue with you, have a good day brotherman

[brisk igloo]

Lame.

[quiet brook]

@honest gate

[honest gate]

@quiet brook

@quiet brook

@quiet brook

@quiet brook

@quiet brook

stop pinging for no reason

[quiet brook]

Oh no no there is

You insulted my fellow calculator therefore you brought this upon yourself

[honest gate]

Fair enough

@brisk igloo I'm sorry for hurting your precious feelings

[brisk igloo]

@honest gate I don't have any feelings, I'm like you.

[honest gate]

You like me? lmao, you are nothing like me

[brisk igloo]

Keep telling yourself that.

We're exactly the same.

When I look into a mirror I see myself but I could say I see you.

[honest gate]

Don't compare yourself to me, you are nothing

[brisk igloo]

So you're nothing?

[honest gate]

i said we are not like each other

[brisk igloo]

We are, you just don't know it yet.

[quiet brook]

Top10 Bromances of 2019 ^

[brisk igloo]

Soon it's gonna be top 10 anime betrayals I bet.

[north forum]

1v1 in bed

[brisk igloo]

I win by default.

[quiet brook]

Whos on top? Natte i suppose

[brisk igloo]

Ah yes, brotherman Wraith finally back with the good names.

[quiet brook]

Yes

[honest gate]

BoOya is such a fcking complainer

Xd

[brisk igloo]

@honest gate

[honest gate]

😂

[hybrid moon]

@brisk igloo :+1: ClappieGG needs some good clapping everyday

[bronze patrol]

@stuck zephyr if DLR is released on console im gonna sit back and eat popcorn while they complain about not having 60 dmg slices, autoaim not doing the work for them, and not being able to track hunter.

[hybrid moon]

Lol

[raw sluice]

Gm

[honest gate]

@sweet jewel is a released bot or no ?

[hybrid moon]

sssh nub

[honest gate]

Woah

Jay I thought we was cool

[hybrid moon]

xD

You on rn

?

[honest gate]

We destroyed nubbies last night

Nah not rn

[hybrid moon]

And no, you got pounced from easy pounces

gg

[honest gate]

Uv problems

Sry

[hybrid moon]

Nah

Just aim problems

😂

[honest gate]

Nah ez xd

[hybrid moon]

Lol

[hybrid moon]

git gud with gud text like what Dok pinned for me

look at pins

xD

[honest gate]

Oof

[hybrid moon]

Ye that's for claw kill

[honest gate]

Hacc

🤔

[hybrid moon]

no u

[honest gate]

Xd

[hybrid moon]

I'm missing my dropkicks lately because of 2.8 range rather than default 3.3

.<

[honest gate]

🔥

Ez skill gap

@hybrid moon btw remember when u said u couldn’t add a upgraded crossbow as gold ?

Somone dropped me 1 last night and it’s just the cosmetic colour but how does he get it ?

[hybrid moon]

Man it's modded. I can try and spawn one rn as gold but it just shows as blue

lol

[honest gate]

But how is it modded when it’s not autonomous?

Now

Bow

Wtf

Is that word

Autobow

[hybrid moon]

I shall make a gif for u to show u that it's pretty much modded for skin. can't do it with menu

[honest gate]

But how did he get the bow then ?

Cheat engine ?

[hybrid moon]

Usually it would break into 0 damage if so

lol

[quiet brook]

You can get everything golden with a ce

[honest gate]

It does the damage as the same as blue crossbow

Which i wanted cause I only wanted cosmetic colour

[quiet brook]

Yes spawned with a ce whats the bigndeal?

[honest gate]

Nothing lol

I was curious

[hybrid moon]

if u wanted skin cosmetic you might aswell just use data4 to do so

lol

[quiet brook]

Just saying some ppl are really picky when it comes to things like thst sonyea

[honest gate]

Lul

[quiet brook]

Am gonna say it again the only way to spawn certain items with a certain color its only possible with a cheat engine

[honest gate]

Data4 also ? Xd

[quiet brook]

Ni

No

You cant spawn a golden crossbow with a dev menu

[hybrid moon]

Or you go into inventory files and change Color_Kin to Platinum then use menu and spawn it ez

[honest gate]

I wanna change my uv colour to orange only way is cheat engine or ?

[quiet brook]

Mods

[honest gate]

No like uv cosmetic

[quiet brook]

Mods

[honest gate]

Oh rip

[quiet brook]

Data4 is a mod ffs

Xd

[hybrid moon]

xD

wait wait no

Data69*

xd

[quiet brook]

I use data7

[hybrid moon]

data200000000 is best

xD

[honest gate]

[hybrid moon]

LOL omg i change the setting in dide_mod to Data69 and rename the file to Data69 and worked

lel

[quiet brook]

Gay

[hybrid moon]

no u

[quiet brook]

Just change it to something easy to type

[hybrid moon]

noob.pak

lool

wait no

[quiet brook]

Hey no need to be that harsh to yourself

[hybrid moon]

Calculator.pak

ez

[quiet brook]

1+1.pak

[honest gate]

is trash rn app is fucked

[hybrid moon]

@brisk igloo Calculator clan OP
https://gyazo.com/da48284ed3d9a273fad40cf6305eb14d
https://gyazo.com/c3ba04bb965b64376d74fce609412929

plus works Nate

xDD

[brisk igloo]

lul

Shrek pack.

[honest gate]

Hacc

[brisk igloo]

modder noob

[honest gate]

Hacc nub 😂 @brisk igloo

[stuck zephyr]

@bronze patrol u know thats still there right 60 dmg just shorter autoaim

[brisk igloo]

@honest gate no u 👌 😂 👌

[honest gate]

😂😂

@stuck zephyr fix English xd

[raw sluice]

Went against a biter that played like an experienced player. Overall had fun with him :)

I also got a good clip h

[honest gate]

@raw sluice show clip or nub

😂

[raw sluice]

AiGht

I'm on mobile so I'm finna send it as an unlisted video.

https://youtu.be/YFBpPE50sXY

There. H

[bronze patrol]

Yikes

@brisk igloo ill join calculator if you invade me tomorrow

[brisk igloo]

@bronze patrol lol

[bronze patrol]

Pls

I want good hunt cunts )))):

[brisk igloo]

I'm bad though.

Worse than ever now since I never play, ez.

[bronze patrol]

Better than a "Rawr xd imma eat you friend" biter @brisk igloo

[brisk igloo]

lol

Nah, dude. They are the kings of this game.

[raw sluice]

I'm

Garbo bruv

[bronze patrol]

Same @raw sluice

[raw sluice]

N a

[bronze patrol]

https://streamable.com/awjv8 yeet

[stable mist]

roarw

He looks like a small brown dot

🤷

[brisk igloo]

Lol, that smiley face in the end.

[honest gate]

@hybrid moon wanna play at all?

[hybrid moon]

@honest gate Just finished eating

[bronze patrol]

@brisk igloo

[raw sluice]

Damn

😔

[pliant venture]

@bronze patrol

[brisk igloo]

@bronze patrol lol

[hybrid moon]

@brisk igloo my Calculator.pak has been winning all day :D

[brisk igloo]

Of course it has.

[hybrid moon]

xD

[brisk igloo]

It's a calculator pack after all.

[hybrid moon]

^_^

[honest gate]

@hybrid moon what are the sentences for each attack kill?

[quiet brook]

Instead of sliced

You calculated

You rained calculations from above

Instead of dk
You diveded 0

Tackle is gonna be

You multiplied

[honest gate]

lmao nice

[north forum]

lol

[brisk igloo]

Sounds pretty litty if you ask me.

[bronze patrol]

That shit good tho

Captain crunch is better still

[fringe nimbus]

cocaine pops

;]

[bronze patrol]

[brisk igloo]

Fucking Nitro flexers, Jesus fucking Christ..

[quiet brook]

Dont worry nattee the calculator alliance shall invest in funding for your great needs

[brisk igloo]

Oh thank you very much, Wraith. I'm very glad Calculator and Abacus have established a good and healthy relationship with each other. Together we'll dominate the gaming industry.

[brisk igloo]

Okay, got some emotes.

Just took forever since @honest gate is bad at explaining how the verification process works.

[north forum]

[quiet brook]

[raw sluice]

I like this lmao

[brisk igloo]

[raw sluice]

LMAO

[brisk igloo]

Hard to see what it is on the computer unless you know what it is. Emotes usually works better on the phone since you're closer to the screen.

But I agree, this one is pretty juicy.

Especially with Discord's dark theme, emotes pop more when it's white background but I rather not get flashbanged so dark theme all day.

[stable mist]

@raw sluice

[plain wave]

🇧 oilal

[stable mist]

@brisk igloo you mean joining a server

And possibly typing a command

Join 5 servers. Hardest thing ever to get 65 emojis

[honest gate]

make it even sweeter

@stable mist too small

[stable mist]

What

[brisk igloo]

@stable mist Yes. Plus Dragonboi told me the commands but it didn't work. I had to type another command first to gain access or get verified idk what it did. The rules said to type something so when I did after getting access it said message couldn't be delivered or something like that.

Was weird.

[stable mist]

Everybody gangsta until the bombers start teleporting

[brisk igloo]

lmao

[stable mist]

I dunno about this one

[raw sluice]

[stable mist]

[brisk igloo]

[raw sluice]

It's a feature guys

[stable mist]

You tell me if it's good

[raw sluice]

[brisk igloo]

@stable mist I think you're good.

[stable mist]

Than k

[brisk igloo]

🎱 > 🐉

[stable mist]

🎱 = 🐉

[brisk igloo]

Then that means =

[stable mist]

Yes my son

=

[raw sluice]

THE NUMBERS, MASON

Wait, wrong channel h

[brisk igloo]

Nah, dude.

This is the only channel, ez.

[stable mist]

Pimeät operaatiot kaksi

@raw sluice

[raw sluice]

[brisk igloo]

Black Ops 1 was great.

[raw sluice]

Yuh

[stable mist]

Black ops 2 was greater

Black ops 3 was greatn't

Black ops 4 should not exist are treyarch fucking retarded

Hurr dur blacxkops 5 coming october 2019999

It does not hace camöaign or multiplayer

[fringe nimbus]

Black ops Mobile is

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/430175728173056031/573615286834692116/441264605327523840.gif