🧬︱bethezombie

[hybrid moon]

man honestly i should've been Z.Slayer by now ffs

[brisk igloo]

@hybrid moon You gotta take advantage of the freedom in this channel, mate.

[quiet brook]

i like how you and drakorus were in this server even before me

fucking noob

[hybrid moon]

no u

[stable mist]

What was that

[hybrid moon]

lmfao vikki

[stable mist]

Hey

Wtf

[honest gate]

ez

[stable mist]

Edited

[quiet brook]

am invading this fuckhead

[brisk igloo]

I've been in this server for a while but I never typed anything until quite recently, ez.

[hybrid moon]

mikasa is ass

[brisk igloo]

Virginkasa

[hybrid moon]

lmfao

[stable mist]

@brisk igloo that literally means "a pile of virgins" in Fin

[brisk igloo]

@stable mist lol

[stable mist]

🤦

[brisk igloo]

Well, it's not my problem that he's a horndog.

[quiet brook]

yes i remeber mikasa msging fear and saying "1s dude am watching movies with sexy girls"

fucking golden

[shy halo]

1s dude im playing mein kampf

[brisk igloo]

Yeah, he's uhh.. special.

[stable mist]

That's..

99993740000 IQ English

am watching movies with sexy girls

[brisk igloo]

False, it's 99993740001 IQ English.

[stable mist]

Sorry my calculations were off

You see I'm not using a calculator

[brisk igloo]

That's right, now join the Calculator squad.

[stable mist]

I'm playing on a wristwatch

[brisk igloo]

Literally only Jayy left.

[quiet brook]

Geiger is a nice clan

Geiger+

[brisk igloo]

Keep telling yourself that.

[stable mist]

Wanna see even nicer clan

[hybrid moon]

Geiger is gay clan

[brisk igloo]

That's right.

[hybrid moon]

Calculator clan iz best

[stable mist]

I'm letting anyone willing, to take my clock clan

I will now ascend

[quiet brook]

i bet you dont even know what a geiger is

[stable mist]

car radio screen OP

[brisk igloo]

Fu and your clock clan. All we need is a calculator in our life and it's all good.

[hybrid moon]

^_^

[quiet brook]

abacus is a ally of the calculator clan

[shy halo]

I love playing on a campfire

[stable mist]

Wraith you are so tosic doesn't the constant trrrrrtrrr sound annoy you

[brisk igloo]

Yes, that one was actually good, Wraith. Then you devolved yourself to whatever that new thing is.

[stable mist]

[hybrid moon]

j0le: "I'm gunna delete your save and crash your game the next time for crashing me because you can't beat me."

Lololololol

[brisk igloo]

j0le: "I'm a 26 year old wealthy man working for a famous company"

[hybrid moon]

xD

[stable mist]

H

[quiet brook]

just because i won against jole

he reseted

but then

i pulled my uno reverse card

and crash him

[brisk igloo]

j0le has 900 billion IQ. You're just not on his level of intellect.

[remote pebble]

@brisk igloo You don't know what a geiger counter is?

[hybrid moon]

It's funny because I was about to win until he went up and decided to teleport out of my spits and when I were to pin him in a corner aswell.

[brisk igloo]

@remote pebble I don't.

[stable mist]

Bruh

[shy halo]

noob

[remote pebble]

It's a tool used to measure ionizing radiation

[brisk igloo]

Attack on Natteee season 4 episode 1

Ah

[remote pebble]

Radiation detector, essentially

[quiet brook]

yes

[hybrid moon]

Still gay

[brisk igloo]

Indeed.

[hybrid moon]

All we need is a calculater

[quiet brook]

shut up jordan

[hybrid moon]

calculator*

what

[shy halo]

Killagay™

[hybrid moon]

where u get mi name from

[stable mist]

Calcu-later homos

[hybrid moon]

xd

fuck u kairo

[shy halo]

no you fuck kairo

[quiet brook]

you told me you fucknut

[brisk igloo]

Calculator is our lord and saviour.

[hybrid moon]

when

[brisk igloo]

Gregu > Kairo btw

[hybrid moon]

lol

[brisk igloo]

Everyone are devolving.

[shy halo]

Naturally, my good man, isn't that right, my good brotherman Natteee?

[hybrid moon]

Pfft

[brisk igloo]

Keep telling yourself that, my good brotherman Gaygu naturally.

[hybrid moon]

You're no brotherman unless you're apart Calculator clan

ez

[brisk igloo]

That's true.

[hybrid moon]

xD

[brisk igloo]

F A C T S

[hybrid moon]

😂

[stable mist]

Everyone are

[shy halo]

I'd be calculator if Killafear™ wasn't calculator

[stable mist]

😩

[hybrid moon]

"Killafear"

the fuck

[shy halo]

Killagay

fear = gay lol

[brisk igloo]

He probably got it wrong since he's not using a calculator like us.

[hybrid moon]

Nate im being bullied

[brisk igloo]

Don't worry, I got your back brotherman.

[hybrid moon]

😄

[brisk igloo]

@shy halo Fuck you Gaygu, you're just jealous you don't have a calculator.

[hybrid moon]

^_^

[remote pebble]

If I ban everyone equally, the bullying will stop equally guys, dont worry

[brisk igloo]

monkaS

[shy halo]

I can calculator in spanish

[hybrid moon]

Not the same.

[stable mist]

Ok watch me

[hybrid moon]

Must be an Englishman

[stable mist]

Here

[hybrid moon]

No

Wrong

Very very wrong vikki

[stable mist]

You wrote my name wrong

[hybrid moon]

ok

and

?

[stable mist]

...guy who's wrong

[shy halo]

vilkki8 noob

[stable mist]

You're just a

Wrong

[brisk igloo]

@hybrid moon Just call him 8ball.

[hybrid moon]

xD

[honest gate]

@remote pebble that's overrated

[stable mist]

@shy halo vilkki8 noob?
Kairo banned.

[brisk igloo]

Vilkki big 8ball noob.

[remote pebble]

I mean it makes sense though.
Think about it.
If we ban everyone, there's no one to bully each other.

[hybrid moon]

ye

[stable mist]

Ok nattee banned blocked destroyed annihilated decimated deprived inciderated

[honest gate]

@remote pebble 6 hours slow mode, they will all go back to where they came from

[brisk igloo]

@remote pebble That's like saying we should all kill ourselves so there won't be any conflicts because nobody exist anymore, ez.

[quiet brook]

@hybrid moon you were saying to me how you dont like ppl calling jordan it was after me fear & kairo left the drakorus shit

[hybrid moon]

Agreed

[stable mist]

XD "There's a solution you're not seeing"

[hybrid moon]

What

[stable mist]

@brisk igloo

[honest gate]

ok jordan

[remote pebble]

I mean, technically it would work.

[quiet brook]

Killamom

remind me

[honest gate]

we do this, yes? @remote pebble

[quiet brook]

your name is Michael?

[hybrid moon]

No

[honest gate]

Michael Jordan?

[hybrid moon]

Try again

[brisk igloo]

Calculators shouldn't fear their community helpers and leaders. The community helpers and leaders should fear their calculators.

[quiet brook]

Calculator uprising

[hybrid moon]

@brisk igloo 😂

[honest gate]

Nattee I'll make you a toad

[brisk igloo]

C for Calcudetta

[quiet brook]

ill make you my bitch @honest gate

[honest gate]

Keep telling yourself that.

[brisk igloo]

He's already my bitch. @quiet brook

[quiet brook]

fuck you give it to me

[stable mist]

@brisk igloo you are a calculator, I can make you do whatever I want.

[brisk igloo]

That will be 100 dollars, sir.

[honest gate]

it

[brisk igloo]

@stable mist Keep telling yourself that.

[quiet brook]

yes

[stable mist]

without payment

[quiet brook]

IT

[honest gate]

@brisk igloo 5+10x25?

[brisk igloo]

wtf

[stable mist]

^calculator BTW

[brisk igloo]

I saw this guy on another server.

[stable mist]

[quiet brook]

instead of Alex we gonna have
Nattee Calculate that

[honest gate]

no you didn't

[brisk igloo]

Pretty sure I did.

Actually, I think I banned you, lol.

[quiet brook]

;D

[brisk igloo]

@honest gate i xd ur mom

[honest gate]

nah i think you got me mixed with someone else

i'm a fortnite player

[brisk igloo]

Keep telling yourself that.

[honest gate]

i just started playing dl

[brisk igloo]

Got em

[hybrid moon]

LOL

[honest gate]

Lol

[remote pebble]

Solid reasoning, yes?

[honest gate]

yes

[brisk igloo]

Yes, the best reason ever.

[stable mist]

My clan is the strongest and

[brisk igloo]

Stfu Einstein.

[stable mist]

You can't

Defeat

Me

[brisk igloo]

Imagination doesn't get you anywhere. Only a calculator does.

[stable mist]

Bitch you need a calculator for basic thought

[remote pebble]

I still don't get why you actually banned him tbh

[brisk igloo]

Btw, Ja, you're a brotherman now when you're in the Calculator squad.

I didn't mean to.

[stable mist]

It's time to become independent nate

[brisk igloo]

People were trying commands so I just tried the ban command.

[honest gate]

unban for ja

[brisk igloo]

No can do, yes?

[quiet brook]

Gif.gif

[honest gate]

@quiet brook WTF ur profile picture is GAY man.

[quiet brook]

yes

[brisk igloo]

@stable mist I've been independent before you were even born.

[quiet brook]

i like dongs and vaginas

[remote pebble]

ok no offense but that's like saying "The other terrorists were executing civilians so I said fuck it, why not, may as well give it a go"

[stable mist]

@brisk igloo cool, I wasn't left in a trash bin as a baby.

[brisk igloo]

wtf

[quiet brook]

:o

nice men

[stable mist]

[brisk igloo]

That's fucking it, 8ball. I'm calling the bully hunters.

[hybrid moon]

lol

[stable mist]

OH SHIT OH FUCK

[hybrid moon]

"bully hunters"

[shy halo]

i'm gonna throw a calculator on the floor and record it while screaming in spanish

[brisk igloo]

Better FUCKING RUN

[remote pebble]

There are no bully hunters here. It's a godless land.

[shy halo]

to flex on english calculators

[stable mist]

phew

[brisk igloo]

@remote pebble Keep telling yourself that.

[stable mist]

Oh for god's... ^^^^^

[honest gate]

@brisk igloo keep telling your mom that

[quiet brook]

i used to go by the name BullyHunter69 you can see me in fear's montage

[shy halo]

NWG

[honest gate]

hey does anywant want to invade

[brisk igloo]

@honest gate Keep telling your girlfriend (that you don't have) that.

[honest gate]

@brisk igloo keep telling your sister that

[quiet brook]

@honest gate yes man let me invade you

[brisk igloo]

I don't have a sister.

[honest gate]

ok men

[brisk igloo]

@honest gate You wanna be my sister?

[honest gate]

Ok

[brisk igloo]

Nice.

3ez4us

[remote pebble]

done deal I guess

[shy halo]

what

that's ok

like

ok

[brisk igloo]

ok

[stable mist]

Sisterman natteee

[honest gate]

Lmao

[remote pebble]

It was pretty smooth, you gotta admit

[brisk igloo]

Shut up, 8ball. The bully hunters are coming, why are you still here?

Better run boy.

[quiet brook]

another gif

hell yea

[honest gate]

@quiet brook invade me men

[quiet brook]

can i get 1 more?

[honest gate]

https://giphy.com/gifs/owl-jealous-5rrkafIbeVs5y

[brisk igloo]

I wonder who this Ja guy is though.

[stable mist]

@brisk igloo because I can just kick them from the server

[honest gate]

@lime delta no offense, your gifs are cringy sometimes

[brisk igloo]

@stable mist Keep telling yourself that.

[quiet brook]

give me the cookies gif @lime delta ?

[remote pebble]

@stable mist What if I'm the bully hunter

[brisk igloo]

Brotherman L

[shy halo]

https://giphy.com/gifs/jealous-buwxdL6bzFcyc

[stable mist]

Well

[shy halo]

a classic

[brisk igloo]

@remote pebble Boy.. fat POGGERS.

[stable mist]

Then I just got outplayed outsmarted outlagged

[lime delta]

cringy gifs... so mean... posts another gif

[brisk igloo]

The bully hunters are AussieGG and Fhilip. Isn't that right? @remote pebble

@stable mist Now what did you say about kicking?

[remote pebble]

Don't forget Gamermom

[quiet brook]

/giphy HAHAHAHAH

[shy halo]

https://giphy.com/gifs/starwars-3o7abrH8o4HMgEAV9e

[quiet brook]

FEAR XD

[honest gate]

@brisk igloo who's the bully then

[brisk igloo]

That's true.

@honest gate 8ball

[lime delta]

#⭐︱general

[shy halo]

we're in offtopic

[quiet brook]

Betheofftopic

[stable mist]

@brisk igloo Keep telling yourself that.

[brisk igloo]

This is hardcore offtopic.

[honest gate]

MAN WHY THE FUCK YOU NO INVADE @quiet brook

I thought I'm the bully

:((((((

[stable mist]

If you can't beat them, join them

[brisk igloo]

@honest gate You are but now you're the brotherman, yes?

[lime delta]

@shy halo touché

[brisk igloo]

Actually no.

Only Calculator people are brothermen.

You're my sister.

How about that?

[honest gate]

Ok

[shy halo]

https://giphy.com/gifs/maths-sums-addition-l4Jz19hgVBnCCM8uY @brisk igloo

[remote pebble]

Atleast Ja is actually attempting to use the channel for it's intended purpose

[honest gate]

Yes

[brisk igloo]

@shy halo True art.

[honest gate]

ja i am

but wraith not invading

Jajajaja

fucking toxic man

[brisk igloo]

I can also use this channel like it should be ermm.

[honest gate]

i swear army germany kill you

[quiet brook]

Do you think the hunter is using a calculator to measure?

[stable mist]

@brisk igloo Keep telling yourself that.

[brisk igloo]

Hey guys! Who wants to invade me? 😉

[quiet brook]

see

ontopic

[honest gate]

@brisk igloo i can

[quiet brook]

bye!

[brisk igloo]

@lime delta lmfao

[stable mist]

Omg it's gamer joker

[shy halo]

https://giphy.com/gifs/joker-the-joaquin-phoenix-A7ZbCuv0fJ0POGucwV

[stable mist]

This is not gamer

What is this

[brisk igloo]

What is what?

[brisk igloo]

lul

[remote pebble]

Excuse me, Bad Blood is the most active and greatest game ever made.

[stable mist]

Yeah you're just a hater

[honest gate]

MAN STOP POSTING FUCKING MEME AND INVADE ME FUCK YOU

OMG

[quiet brook]

all time peak 457 players 😂

[honest gate]

YOU NOT USE CHANEL FOR PURPOSE

FUCKING YOU

mODERATOR DO JOB WRONG

[stable mist]

Community Jalper

[brisk igloo]

@honest gate Take a chill pill, sir.

[quiet brook]

Ja va script

[remote pebble]

...we let this channel go a little off the rails than the others.

Since otherwise any and all conversation dies in about a femtosecond

[quiet brook]

yes coz your average pvp players smokes 10 pounds of crack

[honest gate]

@brisk igloo no you pill

[brisk igloo]

@honest gate Pills here!

[quiet brook]

where is dok btw??

[brisk igloo]

Doing exams.

[remote pebble]

If you're legitimately looking for people to invade, #🎮︱lfg-dl1 will suit you better.

[stable mist]

I mean the smoke part is probably accurate

[honest gate]

what is LFG?????

[remote pebble]

Looking For Game

[honest gate]

ok man

[brisk igloo]

Looking For Gays

[honest gate]

thanking you

[remote pebble]

Can be used for co-op or BtZ, both are fine.

[quiet brook]

:o

lfg-irl-friends

can we have that

lets turn this server into a dating server

[shy halo]

lfg-outside

[quiet brook]

who cares about dl at this point

[stable mist]

Dying Light coop dating roleplay

[shy halo]

dl is dead lol

[quiet brook]

Yes thats my fetish

[stable mist]

XDX

now I know why you and fear are in the same vc so often

🏳️‍🌈

😳

[quiet brook]

i like vaginas not pps

[stable mist]

How do you know the nher has

Uh

[remote pebble]

...

[stable mist]

Vegane

Fare nherIRL

[quiet brook]

dot dot do

t

[shy halo]

actually he does scream a lot

like a night hunter

[quiet brook]

yes

[stable mist]

he is

Nher

[remote pebble]

I'm no biologist but I think it's safe to say that the night hunter does not have functioning sexual organs.

[brisk igloo]

He does.

[honest gate]

i play dl because i see porn of nher :)))))))))

[brisk igloo]

ok wtf

[stable mist]

Yes nattee has tested

[brisk igloo]

no u

[stable mist]

You haven't tested me

Except you did say you took all my 10 lives while I slept

Wtf nattee

[brisk igloo]

That's right, get owned.

[stable mist]

Stop

[brisk igloo]

I ate you 10 times.

nohomo

[stable mist]

Sexually

[brisk igloo]

Actually, fullhomo.

[stable mist]

Takingmy10lives

[shy halo]

a cat has 9 lives because he accidently fell off a building at the start of the match

[brisk igloo]

@shy halo lol

[shy halo]

RIP in piece

[quiet brook]

https://youtu.be/o_MnoyVP4qI?t=195 @stable mist see fear is the nher

[remote pebble]

Ah here we go, more or less back on topic.
Such is the circle of life #🧬︱bethezombie

[honest gate]

I just got kicked out of a match for using grap to escape from the horde ok

[quiet brook]

nub

[shy halo]

NOOB

[quiet brook]

all i can say is

l2p

[shy halo]

get banned

[quiet brook]

nab

[stable mist]

Beautiful

[honest gate]

Nah I got speed-hacc

[brisk igloo]

@honest gate No.

Only I have speed-hacc.

[honest gate]

Jokes on you, I have it too

ez

[brisk igloo]

Keep telling yourself that.

[honest gate]

I'm fast asf that will just reset your story progress and teleport you from slums to slums

e

z

[brisk igloo]

Your dreams of reality aren't reality, my guy.

[honest gate]

Because I broke the rules of reality and surpassed ultra instinct

@honest gate you are level 19, close to night hunter rank

[brisk igloo]

@honest gate Because you gotta type more like me, ez.

[honest gate]

Yeah, you gotta bullshit like Natteee

Or help people ?

Nattee does help people pretty well in #🧟︱dying-light-1

[brisk igloo]

lol

[raw sluice]

Guys it ain't speed hacking

Its just the new mechanic: Ultra instinct

[honest gate]

Speed-hacc, you don't know anything, let me invade you and show you

[brisk igloo]

@honest gate Invade me on PC, oh wait..

[spare barn]

Jesus... I dont know whats going on, but I was looking to invade someone earlier... and for like 30 minutes no a single match

[brisk igloo]

Yeah, welcome to the current state of pvp.

[stable mist]

Natteee's natural teleportation

[brisk igloo]

lol

@honest gate The same as yours, kappa.

[honest gate]

Give the nher kaui dagger and some of his booster, he will be faster than sanic

He will be a nightmare to face

[spare barn]

@honest gate pc 😛

[brisk igloo]

@spare barn You should switch to Calculator, even better fps than PC.

[spare barn]

aahhhhh i see

[honest gate]

@honest gate go clap him

👏 👏

@brisk igloo I'm still faster than you nub

[brisk igloo]

@honest gate Keep telling yourself that, noob sanic.

[honest gate]

I'm telling you.

[brisk igloo]

Oh please.. don't remind me of that retarded bot.

[honest gate]

You are not as fast as me, I'm too fast that people crash and teleport from slums to slums because of my speed

[brisk igloo]

@honest gate You're like the smallest boy here, you aren't allowed to call others boy.

[honest gate]

Yes

[spare barn]

lol ye... im only Mutate 1 Lvl 14... cant find peeps to invade to lvl

[brisk igloo]

Yeah, game is more dead than ever before.

[sour pewter]

👀

[brisk igloo]

@honest gate I wasn't trying to be funny. I'm just pointing out the facts, boy.

[honest gate]

It's not dead, I get invaded all the time

[brisk igloo]

Yeah okay, Mr PS4 noob.

[sour pewter]

[brisk igloo]

We're talking about PC here.

More players on PS4.

[honest gate]

Yeah tbh console got more people playing on it, maybe because it's cheap and they don't wanna upgrade

[brisk igloo]

Cheap and bad, lulz.

[honest gate]

But hey, you want fights? Or graphics? Lul

[spare barn]

Saw some DL 4k vid... shit looked nice.

[brisk igloo]

So, dragonboi, when are you upgrading to a PC? Before DL2?

[honest gate]

After DL2, because first, I need to die get a job

[brisk igloo]

I want both, and I don't want to fight with 30 fps.

lol

@spare barn Tell me about it. I've never experienced 4k.

[honest gate]

All my friends switched to PC and I'm still here because I can't afford one yet

[brisk igloo]

Sell your family.

[honest gate]

Great idea

[brisk igloo]

lol

[sour pewter]

nani'

[brisk igloo]

NANI

[honest gate]

But there's no market for selling slaves here

[brisk igloo]

Ah.. that's too bad.

What country are you from?

[honest gate]

Hell

[brisk igloo]

lol

[honest gate]

I'm the only mod online rn 👀

When server mods go off, Techland people get on

Lol

[sour pewter]

😂

[brisk igloo]

wtf

[sour pewter]

what was that

[honest gate]

What?

[sour pewter]

too fast

[honest gate]

What happened?

[sour pewter]

i thought u uploaded something

[brisk igloo]

I don't fucking know.

[sour pewter]

and got purged

supaaaaaaaah fast

[honest gate]

Imo

[brisk igloo]

Without the kappa face then.

[honest gate]

You can't use those type of face expressions

[brisk igloo]

What a shame, kappa is our lord and saviour.

[honest gate]

He's right, real life is only 40-50fps

When your PC runs better than your life

[brisk igloo]

The human eye can only see 69 kilobytes of RAM.

[sour pewter]

[brisk igloo]

My calculator can see into the 4th dimension.

[sour pewter]

damn

[honest gate]

@jovial garden why face expressions get deleted immediately?

Oh he's idle nvm

[brisk igloo]

Dragonboi asking the good questions.

[honest gate]

Imo I know how to kill Rais's men while they still talk after they are dead

ez

[brisk igloo]

lol

When you kill Jasir he drops a lot of bread and Ezgi instantly becomes your lover.

[honest gate]

You and Ezgi, you should tell your girlfriend to dress like her

Oh wait

You don't have one

[brisk igloo]

Recycling my insults.

[honest gate]

You got Aussie

You should tell him to cosplay as Ezgi

[brisk igloo]

Plus I'm gay as you know, I don't want a girlfriend.

Good idea, I will.

[honest gate]

Yes, nps there

[brisk igloo]

Trying to imagine a guy cosplaying Ezgi

[honest gate]

Jesus.fucking.christ Natteee

No

[sour pewter]

'

[brisk igloo]

😎

[honest gate]

You can't turn guys into girls, that's a freak of nature

Wait a minute..

@royal panther can you turn guys into girls?

[royal panther]

Sorcery.

[honest gate]

@royal panther no

[royal panther]

Miku.

[brisk igloo]

Watch this 3 billion IQ response by Brecken.

@royal panther Keep telling yourself that.

[royal panther]

I'm telling you.

[brisk igloo]

There it is.

[honest gate]

Lol he rekt you

[brisk igloo]

Keep telling yourself that.

[honest gate]

@royal panther keep telling him that

[royal panther]

I will.

[honest gate]

Lolololol

[brisk igloo]

What the fuck?

@royal panther Traitor, yes?

[royal panther]

He's a wrestler.

[brisk igloo]

Huh?

[honest gate]

@royal panther what has Dan did to you?

[royal panther]

He said he loves me.

[honest gate]

@royal panther noice, did you sleep with him?

[royal panther]

Yeah.

[brisk igloo]

lol

[honest gate]

@royal panther noice, did he moan well?

[royal panther]

Yes.

[sour pewter]

@royal panther is calculator squad good ?

[royal panther]

Yes.

[brisk igloo]

EZEZEZEZ

[sour pewter]

[brisk igloo]

@royal panther ezezezeze

[royal panther]

Si.

[honest gate]

He says yes to anything

[sour pewter]

@royal panther did Natte bribe you ?

[honest gate]

But let's go to #🤖︱bot-commands

[brisk igloo]

Likely story.

[royal panther]

Tribe.

[sour pewter]

[spare barn]

[brisk igloo]

Are you on montez's stream?

@honest gate

[honest gate]

140p screenshot

Bruh

[brisk igloo]

Yeah, he did this before. He said it was because montez had such shit resolution.

[honest gate]

Mhmm

Momey is our only trap here, Natteee is gamer girl gay, wraith gay, Aussie is clapper bird

Ah

Noice

Fear is a new weeb

[brisk igloo]

@honest gate His skills are also very bad.

[spare barn]

Welp... time to see if I can find a match

[honest gate]

@spare barn as a hunter ?

[spare barn]

ye... prob not, especially at this time of night

[honest gate]

You should be, hunters get more survivors than survivors getting hunters lel

[spare barn]

I get almost no matches as Hunter...

its kinda ridiculous

[honest gate]

bitcher lmao

[brisk igloo]

@spare barn Do you play on vac secure or non vac secure?

[spare barn]

Always VAC

[brisk igloo]

@honest gate Yeah, montez 9000/10 English.

[honest gate]

@spare barn what rank are you?

[brisk igloo]

@spare barn Yeah, that's probably why. VAC servers are dead af.

[spare barn]

Low.

I refuse to play Non Vac. Almost every match I did had a teleporter, or god mode.

[honest gate]

No I mean what rank are you, if you are below widow maker, you will rarely find matches as most of the survivors are prey and will quit or turn off their invasion

[brisk igloo]

Yeah, cheaters are more common but it's annoying to wait like years for a hunter to appear in VAC secure.

Anyways, need to go. See you later, boys.

[spare barn]

@honest gate Quite low... almost starter rank

[honest gate]

Well you should play off vac then

As nattee said

[spare barn]

Maybe.

I just dont enjoy someone teleporting above me and insta-ing me

eh.. fuck it, guess ill give it another go.

If not.. could always just turn it back on.

[stuck zephyr]

whether you play on vac on or off doesn't even matter.

[spare barn]

Also @honest gate My bad from earlier, rank is Biter.

wasnt ingame yet to check

[honest gate]

Ah, well it's not like you will get experienced players as biter, mostly prey ones that either quit or turn off their invasion

[spare barn]

yea

[honest gate]

And when you level up you will get experienced players, and it will be hella annoying in the beginning if you don't tendril sprint

Clap them*

[spare barn]

I tackle quite frequently.

[honest gate]

Tackle is your secondary weapon, time it right, if you don't tackle then what do you do lol

[stuck zephyr]

rank doesn't even matter. the game only warns you as hunter to give a ""warning"" for when players are ""better than you""

[honest gate]

Yes but you can't find ultimate survivors in matchmaking as a biter

[spare barn]

holy shit I found a match... ping shit, but who cares

cancel.

insta-dodge.

[honest gate]

Low rank, matches with low ranked survivors when you are looking for people in matchmaking, but if its friends then it will give you a warning about how experienced they are

Lol what?

I only dodge right and left because.. pissing off the hunter

[spare barn]

I think Sadist misunderstood... insta-dodge as in they left even before I was loading in

[honest gate]

Insta-dropout

Imo

[spare barn]

ye... I play too much Dead by Daylight...

we call it Dodging..

[honest gate]

Oof, welp

Add nher to dbd

It will make dbd ez asf

[spare barn]

already is lmao

[honest gate]

10 secs and all survivors will die

Tackle gp claw

I bet if we add crane to dbd he will instantly dfa the killers

ez

[spare barn]

annnd now we a Bolter 👌

[quiet brook]

👏 👏

[stuck zephyr]

u can

get matched

[brisk igloo]

🇫 👂

[bronze patrol]

Crane in DBD = Just fucking dropkick the killer and assert your dominance by jump slicing

[quiet brook]

flashlight2.0?

[raw sluice]

Dying Light but it'd replaced with Dead by Daylight mechanics

[brisk igloo]

Still haven't played Gay by Daylight.

[honest gate]

[raw sluice]

Dead by Gaylight*

How tf does autocorrect correct a word I typed perfectly.

[brisk igloo]

Never used autocorrect to be honest.

[raw sluice]

I'm too lazy to disable it.

[honest gate]

I'll disable mine and my language will turn to wraith's language

Watch

From now on

[brisk igloo]

If I disable my IQ I start to sound like @honest gate

[honest gate]

Its off

Fuck this will be.. actually its easier than i thought wtf

I can type better on my laptop tho

Mobile just succ

But im too lazy to start it up

So i just use my phone

[raw sluice]

I don't have a pc because

Im too poor to get one

[brisk igloo]

you have a Mac.

[raw sluice]

Na

Not even a mac. LEL

[brisk igloo]

Well maybe you guys should start fucking looting the people and things when you go outside.

Ez money for a computer in a day.

[honest gate]

I will loot your mom Natteee

[raw sluice]

owo

[honest gate]

Isqn't ? Wtf

Bruh

[brisk igloo]

What the fuck?

[raw sluice]

Yes'nt

[honest gate]

What langauge you speak

[brisk igloo]

whomst'd've IQ

[raw sluice]

Lmao

[honest gate]

BruhSoundEffect.mp3

[brisk igloo]

clapping my hands like Aussie

👏

[raw sluice]

Bruh momento numero uno

[honest gate]

Momento mori all

Take selfie and laugh at them

ez

[raw sluice]

Y e s

[stable mist]

@raw sluice bruhmomenttonumerodos

El leo pera olae pera bruhbruhbruhbruhbruhbruhbruhbruhbruhbruhbruhbruhbruhbruh

[raw sluice]

[honest gate]

Ok why is that mask a thing

[shy halo]

cuz bad blood is bad

[honest gate]

if it's bad then the mask shouldn't exist here either

[shy halo]

yeah idk

[honest gate]

vote for deleting

[shy halo]

yes man

[honest gate]

yes, @plain wave delete, its ugly

[plain wave]

no

[honest gate]

we failed boys, maybe next time

[remote pebble]

excuse me, that mask emote is the best emote in this server

[honest gate]

leaders bully

[raw sluice]

I'm sorry but thats wrong

The best emotes are the gazi emotes

[stable mist]

@honest gate @plain wave @remote pebble Are you tryinna delete MY fuckin' emoji I single handedly brought it to life after I joined

The legendary emoji

[raw sluice]

[stable mist]

[raw sluice]

if only this emote

[plain wave]

I said no lol

[remote pebble]

[stable mist]

Good

[raw sluice]

Was a real cosmetic

[stable mist]

[remote pebble]

I said its the best emote in the server lol

[stable mist]

In fact I will start using it again

[remote pebble]

You should, its good.

[stable mist]

Yes

[remote pebble]

Everyone should

[stable mist]

I'm not sure if anyone knows what kind of facial expression I'm trying to represent with it

[honest gate]

It shows nothing

[stable mist]

It's just itself

Look at it

[honest gate]

it's just like you, empty

[stable mist]

You'll understand

You could call me empty in one way

[honest gate]

no I won't use the emoji lol

[stable mist]

[honest gate]

don't react to my message with that empty head

[stable mist]

[remote pebble]

It kinda just looks like a man who's completely done with life and has taken on a stone cold face even though he still kinda does feel the occasional, albeit rare, emotion

[honest gate]

Is this the best you got 8ball!? I can do this all fucking day!

[stable mist]

So be it

But when you wake up in the morning

You will know

That

Is present

[remote pebble]

I think we should use more, yes?
B-Buck

[honest gate]

no

[remote pebble]

[Speech 70] Yes.

[honest gate]

wtf is this I just realized it exists

[stable mist]

🇧 🇺 🇨 🇰

[brisk igloo]

Wtf are you guys talking about?

[stable mist]

Let's check something

[remote pebble]

^ this emote

[stable mist]

@brisk igloo we are talking about and

[brisk igloo]

The worst emotes, yes?

[honest gate]

YES

[stable mist]

Lmao 11 out of the 47 times has been used, was me

[brisk igloo]

Nothing beats this beauty.

Okay, that was cringe.

[stable mist]

You are cirnge bro wtf

[brisk igloo]

no u

[brisk igloo]

Game of Thrones season 8 writing is fucking cringe.

[honest gate]

that wasn't cringy

[remote pebble]

Maybe we should add an emote that's just Natteee's profile picture with a red X on it
Maybe one for Sereia over here too

[stable mist]

[honest gate]

she looks smol

[brisk igloo]

lol

She is smol.

[stable mist]

@remote pebble idea my friend

[brisk igloo]

Crane could probably blow some air on her and she'd die.

[honest gate]

@remote pebble do it no balls

[brisk igloo]

But she's gonna be a playable character and dropkick the night hunter.

[remote pebble]

"blow some air on her"
Ah yes, like fellow humans do.

[stable mist]

Yes

Here in turkey

[honest gate]

Crane is not a human

[stable mist]

We blow at each other

[honest gate]

he's supernatural

[remote pebble]

Crane is American, which is about as close to supernatural as you can get in turkey

[stable mist]

Well what kind of guy tackle bolt slices and has an invisible backpack of 20 firearms

[honest gate]

Imo

[stable mist]

Crane has to be some kind of SCP

[brisk igloo]

Crane is a hamburger.

[remote pebble]

He doesn't have an invisible backpack, he stores everything in his pockets.

[stable mist]

Oh right

His pockets are like tardis

[remote pebble]

...he's got deep ğockets

pockets*

[brisk igloo]

Maybe that's why he gets tired after like 3 metres when running.

[stuck zephyr]

kebab

[brisk igloo]

Same as when he's swinging weapons.

[stable mist]

Remove

[honest gate]

delicious

[stable mist]

No he can climb a mountain in 10 mins but gets tired when he swings a baseball bat 3 times

[brisk igloo]

Yeah, I told you. He's a hamburger so he's fat.

[stable mist]

Maybe the weapons are just heavy

[honest gate]

big fat boi jesus fucking christ rip the hunter's back it must hurt a lot

[remote pebble]

Kyle Crane does not have the biological specifications to be classed as a "fat hamburger"

[brisk igloo]

Must be some REALLY heavy weapons.

[stable mist]

My dog is trying to break into my room and eat my soul

[brisk igloo]

ok

[stable mist]

[remote pebble]

Can't keep a dog waiting, your soul's gotta go

[stable mist]

Fuck you're right

My dog is an SCP he opens doors like a human

[honest gate]

Imo

goodbye 8ball

don't come back

[stable mist]

I will haunt you

[honest gate]

rest in pepperoni

we really should rename this channel after DL2 release, aye? #hardcore-offtopic

[brisk igloo]

Yes.

And credit me for it.

ez

[honest gate]

no

credits to Aussie if he allows it ok

[remote pebble]

hardcofftopic

[raw sluice]

Why does the hamburger meme remind me of Fear

[honest gate]

Aussie is not on rn, I'll do it for couple mins just for the sake of satisfaction ok

[remote pebble]

Well no this whole converstion is hypothetical the channel won't actually be renamed

uh

[honest gate]

@stable mist you do it so he can punish you instead of me ok?

[brisk igloo]

@raw sluice Because Fear is fat.

[stable mist]

Every night when you go to sleep in that sweaty bed of yours you feel a cold flow of air in your room almost like the wind blowed inside but none of your windows are open you feel your pillow already too warm as you've been laying your head against it for a while and you hear heavy breathing on the other end of your bed and you're too scared to move so you just close your eyes tight and you feel something slowly creeping up to your face on the bed next to you and then there is dead silence until you hear the words "noob" ghouly whispered into your ear and then everything goes back to normal as if nothing ever happened you look around and everything seems like before but deep in your chest you're left with that feeling of dread and panic that never fades completely and it's almost too bad for you not to catch sleep on that cold night.

[honest gate]

I'm not reading that novel

[brisk igloo]

tl;dr

[honest gate]

skip

[stable mist]

That happens when I haunt you

[honest gate]

blah blah, good luck with coming back xD

[stable mist]

Read it

[brisk igloo]

eckzde

[remote pebble]

@honest gate Did you keep your MEE6 xp after getting unbanned?

[honest gate]

yes you keep it, I joined back as a night hunter

[remote pebble]

Ah ok, thx

[honest gate]

why?

[brisk igloo]

Fhilip banned me once and I didn't get my xp back.

[remote pebble]

I'm not gonna ban anyone, lol

[honest gate]

Yeah tell me why tho?

[remote pebble]

In case we need to test the ban reason sending thing.

[honest gate]

ohhh

well MEE6 xp based on the bot not the server, you just set it to give you which rank when you level up, and its different in every server

[raw sluice]

Movie Sonic haha

[honest gate]

ok

[brisk igloo]

wtf

[honest gate]

@brisk igloo I have a theory

[brisk igloo]

About what?

[honest gate]

momey is the retarted trap here
and @raw sluice is the loli trap here, yes?

[stable mist]

What are you then

[remote pebble]

bear trap

[honest gate]

I'm a cat

[stable mist]

Combination of them?

[brisk igloo]

No, he's a dragon.

[honest gate]

as Nattee said

[stable mist]

He's not a drägön

[brisk igloo]

He's a weak dragon.

[honest gate]

bum bum we have been saying it for days now dude

dragonboi

[brisk igloo]

Euron would fuck him.

[honest gate]

@brisk igloo no u

[stable mist]

He hasn't even used the twinkling dragon torso stone

[honest gate]

wait

keep telling yourself that.

[brisk igloo]

Not really. I just recently started calling you dragonboi. I used to say corruptboi.

[honest gate]

corrupt reminds me of that edgy dude I rekt in 1v1 and he cried to his wife

[brisk igloo]

lol

It worked.

nvm

[honest gate]

@brisk igloo no spamming

[remote pebble]

Okay this is funny and all but please don't actually spam.

[brisk igloo]

@honest gate lol

[remote pebble]

Just gets annoying.

[brisk igloo]

Say that to 8ball.

[honest gate]

he's not spamming

[remote pebble]

I mean it in general, I'm not here to single one person out and reprimand them.

[brisk igloo]

I just copied his message, my guy.

[raw sluice]

I heard someone call me loli trap and

[brisk igloo]

Because it's true.

[raw sluice]

I don't mind that nickname

[remote pebble]

Yes no one is blaming you
I mean maybe Sereia is but I don't know why he would ok

[brisk igloo]

Because he's weird and doesn't like me.

ez

Isn't that right? @honest gate

[remote pebble]

Technically it's not your fault because you saw a moderator do it first.

[honest gate]

I don't like anyone, so nothing personal

[remote pebble]

🤷

[honest gate]

and where did vikki do it? I clean his messes, lead the way brotherman

[remote pebble]

Beg your pardon?

[honest gate]

you begging me?

[brisk igloo]

He sent that message and I copy pasted it.

[honest gate]

wut

oh

[remote pebble]

No, I mean like "What did you mean"

[honest gate]

he s e n t you

[brisk igloo]

Wanted to see if it got deleted or if the mods were flexing with their perms.

[honest gate]

he didnt post it here so

[brisk igloo]

He did.

[remote pebble]

[raw sluice]

Can we just

[remote pebble]

Ok look:

[honest gate]

k I'm lost

[raw sluice]

Get along?

Yeesh.

[brisk igloo]

We are getting along.

Just discussing.

[honest gate]

@stable mist what did you do you shmunk

[remote pebble]

-Villki posts the message
-Natteee posts same message
-Both in same channel, in that order

[brisk igloo]

Yes.

[honest gate]

I scrolled up I didnt see repeated spam of keep telling yourself that

[brisk igloo]

Blindboi

[remote pebble]

No I mean he posted it once and then you deleted it

I mean you were literally the one who deleted his message so I'm assuming you saw it, yes?

[stable mist]

@brisk igloo bro this is the case of "I did it because he did it" didn't you learn in elementary what will happen

[honest gate]

ah, big rip then, I delete anything that's inappropriate and spam

[brisk igloo]

Yeah, 2 messages were deleted.

[honest gate]

no matter who posts it

[remote pebble]

Yes.

I mean yeah even if Aussie posts mindless spam for no reason (if it has a reasoning dont) should delete it.

[honest gate]

yes, I'll delete papa Aussie's spam too

tho I can't, because I don't have the power to abuse the leader

[stable mist]

You just don't know how to use it

[honest gate]

@remote pebble you can do it, risk your life

[stable mist]

Aussie abuse hours

Rebel8

[honest gate]

risk your soul for the sake of the server Fhilip

nice

[brisk igloo]

lol

gg

[remote pebble]

Well that was unnecessary but thanks for trying it on a normal message I guess.

[stable mist]

[honest gate]

I'm sorry 😂

[brisk igloo]

Can't do that pyramid or I'll be a spammer.

[honest gate]

Fhilip best moderator on the server

along with Gamermom

[stable mist]

@remote pebble guess what

[remote pebble]

One of these days I'll go insane enough to ban you all, and then we see who gets the last laugh.
half /s

[stable mist]

[honest gate]

Then discord staff will ban you

ez

[stable mist]

I've put in 6 when considering how I'm driving you towards that

[honest gate]

we shall not break the mind of our sane jesus, Fhilip! MADA MADA

[stable mist]

I-

Bark the mind of jesus

[brisk igloo]

Server is dead today.

[honest gate]

rest in pepperoni

I'll go to sleep

better option

[brisk igloo]

I should do the same.

[raw sluice]

@honest gate late but sleep well :)

[honest gate]

@brisk igloo you still play DL?

[brisk igloo]

@honest gate Not really, no.

Why do you ask?

[honest gate]

just wondering

[brisk igloo]

Gotten a PC already and now you want to clap me?

[honest gate]

Imo no probably never, I'll get one after DL2 or.. when I can afford one, I need to settle my life first

[brisk igloo]

😢

[honest gate]

@royal panther who is Dan

[royal panther]

I dunno.

[honest gate]

Imo

@royal panther then why are you an alien?

[royal panther]

I am from Nepal so I am an alien.

[honest gate]

k

[brisk igloo]

@royal panther I believe Dan was from there as well, are you his cousin?

[royal panther]

I don't know you though.

[brisk igloo]

🤔

[honest gate]

@brisk igloo his intelligence surpasses the universe itself

[brisk igloo]

lol

[honest gate]

20 more days left... and this what we do.. screw with Brecken till E3

[brisk igloo]

2ez

[honest gate]

desperation

[brisk igloo]

E3 will kill us all anyways.

Too much cringe you know?

[honest gate]

yes, but we will be there for DL2 only, yes?

[brisk igloo]

Yes, yes?

[honest gate]

no

I won't be there sadly

fml

maybe I can watch through twitch

[brisk igloo]

I'll watch it on my calculator.

[honest gate]

until E3 I'll play Rage 2

[brisk igloo]

I'll play Half-Life 3.

Hidden easter egg on my calculator.

[honest gate]

You should try Rage 2, it's really amazing

ask @vernal gull he barely likes any game unless it's perfect lol

[brisk igloo]

I don't have enough rage to try that.

Fugana hates everything.

[honest gate]

he likes Rage 2, the game is perfect, you can even kill enemies by snapping your fingers like thanos

[brisk igloo]

ez

[vernal gull]

Rage 2 is amazing lol

[honest gate]

I'm trying to find that revolver, I should have got it as pre-order bonus but this game is a bit confusing with all skills and weapons >.>

[vernal gull]

check ur weapons tab

if its not there than its just a skin

[honest gate]

I checked it's not there, maybe I have to do a quest to unlock it

[quiet brook]

@brisk igloo calculate masta if
1+1=11 what about negetive numbers or numbers like 0.1+01?

[brisk igloo]

@quiet brook Negative numbers is a dead end because there is nothing negative about calculators.

For decimals you just press the dab button on the calculator and it should do the job.

Quick and reliable.

Thank me later.

[brisk igloo]

Nice photoshop skills. Almost as good as @pliant venture when he is trying to show that his reps are from other people.

Fucking hell. I can barely see anything. The sun is raping my screen. I should go inside a building.

[quiet brook]

oh shit all the sudden i became blind

dont ask me how i typed this