#🧬︱bethezombie
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I'm Diamond.
i have 3 stacks of diamond blocks
I have 3 double chests filled with diamond blocks and you guessed it.. I didn't dupe them. Now sit down and git gud @quiet brook
@honest gate Stfu, I could flawless you using just gold armour.
I don't need to.
Best part is when the hunter goes ZA WARUDO, TELEPORTO when you DFA, top saddest moments of life
@brisk igloo I can flawless you with iron armor. Frickin' pleb sit down.
@bronze patrol Keep telling yourself that.
Imma game end myself.
Game over yourself
no u
I got Ultimate Survivor in a day on Wii.
Jokes on you, prey rank is da best as Walker rank too
Keep telling yourself that
REEEE
noob
no u
u
uno
nou
The F you say to me you lil shi-
Mirror
Door
Get stream sniped Ninja u suck, ez.
ez
Ninja plays Dying Light and dies from fall damage. The ground stream sniped him.
WHAT
I love how he gets triggered about people streamsniping him 
rename this from be the zombie to "who wants to be a meme"
Nono, this is hardcore offtopic, remember?
@vernal gull its hardcore offtopic
Yes
@brisk igloo react to your own comment swedish thunder 
Keep telling yourself that.
WHEOWHWU I will endgame you
Only 38 times, yes?
: )
Thanos can't beat me in a 1v1.
^ spoiling is an instant ban, don't do that again
Spoiler: Thanos does the Fortnite dance in the end of the movie.
I wish that was true but dreams don't come true
Keep telling yourself that.
Spoiler : We can see fortnite in Endgame
._. Natteee I'll derank you, and there's no one here to rank you up until tomorrow
Spoiler: This channel has gone to hell.
It was hell from the beginning
I got brotherman Fhilip to help me out.
Jokes on you
Isn't that right? @remote pebble
Keep telling yourself that.
Am I though?
Jokes on you, toad
See?
@remote pebble arent you tired of him repeating the same cheap line over and over
You are cheap
no u
I mean, even if I was it's hardly a reason to burn all bridges with him
True, I need to start a war instead of just a bridge
Start a vendetta instead like me against @north forum
🇹 🛄
wtfok
Nice
Bub, bury nattee alive
wtf
Tfw
Wft
Bullies, yes?
Guys, I'm calling the bully hunters.
Prepare yourselves.
Because that's what this is all about!
👏
Then has to be taken into the hospital with an ambulance because he broke his hands
no u
Shhh let me take you to the private channel, tortorion had fun in there
"fun"
Keep telling yourself that.
REEEEEE
ez
NATTEEE
What's up?
I'll make you toad for a day
Good luck with that, yes?
We should mute the whole server and do a at everyone. Should be interesting in that one channel that people would be allowed to type in
Bad idea
Well it's a 2 am idea so it was kinda doomed from the start
Why did Aussie come online as soon as I said that
oh no
Also what's up with you and toads? Do you love them that much?
Lolz
Triple CL online.
Yes they are cute and I pet them, I want to make you my pet too, put a chain on your neck, pat pat, my puppy nattee
lmfao
That made me laugh irl.
Lol, that was funny.
@remote pebble Aussie going offline, now let's talk shit, yes?
Lmao
lol
Aussie makes the heart beats fast when he's on, even tho he's mostly calm, but he's the leader 👀
I don't know about scarier, but he always seemed more formal. Maybe because I knew less about him as a person.
Dan removed a joke I sent. 😔
That was my first experience with Dan. 10/10.
And look at us now, now me and Dan are about to take over this server.
Jesus wtf who dares to delete.. wait a minute, Natteee is that why you don't joke anymore? Because you got abused by Dan?
"abused by Dan" lol
if that's a referring to me abusing you, then no
It was an offensive joke and he deleted it, so yeah.. that was kind of awkward.
Well you are an asshole so..
no u
no u
I'm only an asshole to people I know. 👌
lol
Except for Fhilip and Blade.
Blade._.
Blade is king.
Tell blade I never disliked him
Sure, don't know if I'm gonna get a response though.
Doesn't matter
He had a job to do, and he did it.
You're not the same person as the person he banned. You've changed a lot, matured a lot more.
So what do you refer yourself to then so he remembers?
@remote pebble I wouldn't know about matured.
I don't think he will remember.. never mind let's move on
I mean in general.
😎
Well if you are referring to my stupid jokes, that's just.. jokes
Yeah, Sereia jokes around, but in the grand scope of things he takes his job very seriously.
Nattee.. I'm not joking rn

About what I said, I mostly joke around, but I don't mean to hurt anyone or offend them, and if I break the limits I do apologize to them
Yeah, and I was joking as well. All gucci, brotherman.
Hi @honest gate
No u
god.... groups of chinese are a pain in the ass when they're using a 2 handed to quickly get to nests. (In The Following)
3 matches against them.... lost the first then won the next two
2handers are annoying and only way is gp spit or when they are close to each other spitsmash also iclaw spam
Well you get close you get smacked, I had 1v1 against 2hander guy he was annoying, sliding all ways and heavy, so I just waited for my spits to charge
@honest gate Yeah, the more people I roast and mock the more they like me.
I guess everyone is a masochist.
@honest gate Keep telling yourself that.
no u
No u keep telling yourself that.
nou
uno
Sit down
no u
SIT DOWN
uno
summons Fhilip
he will not protect you from my wrath
K e e p t e l l i n g y o u r s e l f t h a t
Keep telling your mom that
Okay guys, I switched console again.
Does that run DL?
Of course it does.
It's not as old as you might think. Only 1972.
It's all good, I think it can handle DL.
👏 👏
I mean does this look like it can't handle it to you? If so you might want to visit the optician.
Except it got no lan port 
@remote pebble Prepare to rumble.
@honest gate Keep telling yourself that.
test
luul
Keep telling yourself that.
Unless I have anything to say about it.
Fhilip, just give it couple hours
He needs to know when I tell him to sit down
You didn't say stop though as the rules says so I don't have to listen to you. dab
Purple power.
Keep telling yourself that.
REEEEEE
Keep telling your mom that
Keep telling your dad that.
ezgi
I'll keep telling your girlfriend that.. wait.. you have none.
@honest gate Yeah, this is abuse at its finest
Yeah, just some casual mod abuse from Sereia over here
@honest gate Brotherman Corruptboi.
Keep telling yourself that.
@honest gate Keep telling yourself that.
me is king little noob lmao
katon, goukakyuu no jutsu
@honest gate Keep telling yourself that.
@royal panther keep telling @brisk igloo that
I wonder why.
@royal panther Keep telling yourself that.
I'm telling you.
Ay, we're back boys.
Don't abuse him much, he's sensitive
no u
I get jealous, not sensitive, there's difference
lol
@royal panther keep telling Nattee that
That's because it's true.
OOF
New console.
Now that, is ultra console, it surpasses rtx 2080 ti aswell
Naturally.
Have you seen this btw? A quick little Aussie rage is always nice. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7P8JE4DJ90
Rtx 2080 ti : I'll make your dreams come true
Calculator : hold my smackhammer
Yeah I saw that
My calculator has an ZTX 1337 TI with an i420 processor water cooled with 69 terabytes of RAM and the screen gets 666 fps on average and the response time is -1 ms.
lol
ah shit here we go again
When I meet 2 hander chinese who do nothing but cherrypick: Steam.exe > Dying Light > Properties > Local Files > Uninstall
Imo
Lel
Sorry momey. I have 3 other children to take care of becaus im daddy apparently.
We can do basement tomorrow
Im not sadistic so no.
t!cookie myself
I dont understand
t!cookie @honest gate
Thats gay as fuck.
@bronze patrol good luck talking now lmaos
@honest gate Tf are you pinging me for?
Oh, wait 6 hours I'll tell you by then
@brisk igloo its off now, welcome home
Test
Okay, it finally works. Had to restart Discord.
Dunno what happened but ayy, it's good to be back.
Above, what happened
Nono, slowmode was gone but I still couldn't type.
Gave me the screen shaking effect.
xD wtf was Even happening here while i fell asleep
Ah, yeah restart
@hybrid moon Renfury and Momey pushing the limits.
Oooo
We already knew this
Nobody asked you to comment Jay, gtfo
Smd I beat u anyday at any age
lol
Good luck. I'll be in Antarctica
Jayy, join the calculator squad. It's a good console if you ask me.
ez
I have no choice I see

I can't change his nickname, he has the green perk, the god perk @brisk igloo do something about it, he listens to you
@hybrid moon I'll 1v1 you in Minecraft.
Lol Natteee quited DL now he's a noob
@brisk igloo 1v1 roblox.
Lel
1v1 Rust, quickscope only, no steady aim.
Ill fucking clap your cheeks in phantom forces.
Ight bet
Im actually down for that
clap dem squishy cheeks
Renfur, join the Calculator clan and get ez 10 years of luck.
Should I?
No, lol.
Only @honest gate plays on psp, noob
big noob
Im having good luck without it @brisk igloo
@bronze patrol Keep telling yourself that.
Ofc I go to open one application on my PC and boom... Bsod... Fucking windows bug
@bronze patrol keep telling your mom that
Ill join calculator when you voice reveal.
Oof
Oh... think we can't get brotherman Renfur into this clan then.
True
Honestly you probably have a really good voice and just dont want to share it because youre like the morgan freeman of this discord or smth and too good for us ):
I don't share my voice either, ez
LOL
Nah, dude. It's bad.
Last person heard it was @runic dirge and she said it's bad like hell
Im 18 and have occasional voice cracks that hurt my soul and ego. It cant be that bad.
Maybe. I might voice reveal to Aussie later today though.
Nattee, share your voice with me, I feel you brotherman, i got bad voice too
Lol
Aussie has like the best voice, ez lucker dog.
oof
And best clap 👏 👏
He's in the hospital right now because he hurt his hands.
Y i k e s
Typical Aussie life.
@brisk igloo have you heard h3k voice crack?
I don't think I've even heard his voice. @bronze patrol
Uh oh
Oh god
Poor guy
His soul had been ripped into 3000 pieces of glass shards that scattered across the world and eventually got the ground that made even more shards of glass
BIG RIP
O
Riperoni.
Ripperoni*
Damnnnn
Call me by my current name you frag grenade
@honest gate His name is Corruptboi.
Or just call me corrupted
Save some clicks
That's an offense
I didn't delete that
I'll just call you the most active but yet somehow the worst community helper.
@honest gate joking is something, insulting is something else ok? Rn I'm not joking about this
I don't think your dick counts as a sniper rifle.
OOF
Sniper rifle doesn't exist legit in game anyway
You are trying to get attention, wish is failing now, have a good day weeb
Yes you are so ez to deal with xD
You just trolled yourself lolololol
@brisk igloo
Nani?
Basically toasted himself
toasted, lol
1v1 irl parkour, you will fall to death ez lol
@honest gate It's gonna be the same results as last time.
Even worse if you don't bring Lambo on to 2v1.
why the fuck you suddenly moved from offtopic to this channel 
Momey was like the most toxic guy ever then Lambo comes on and is like polar different.
polar opposite*
#betheshitposter
I have like 300 IQ today.
This will go into my cringe compilation
lol
8ball
I heard you like being called last wish
anyone on ps4 want to attack me as NH? and let me win because I want the night hunter booster blueprint
@brisk igloo send noob
How long the orginal clip is
Like 20 minutes.
jesus
@brisk igloo upload it
I had 20 min on Shadowplay ok.
@robust sleet Might be best to ask in #566312664213487626 mate, this channel is a bit... hectic
ok 20 min instant replay pro
I would want to upload it but like.. it doesn't have any audio so idk if it's good enough.
@remote pebble ok
I tried to put some meme sound effects on it, dunno if it's good enough.
@brisk igloo DO IT
Yeah, I'll go back to it and see what I can do, ez.
@brisk igloo here example https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/482843613697540120/553210973633118219/bruh_moment_numero_dos.mp4
Is that a naked kid
No clue. Apparently the source is a fake ghost video.
That does not seem like a very legal question to ask.
@plain wave you ok?
Of course not, he clapped too hard.
I told you he's in the hospital.
Give the man a break.
Oh no they found out
@honest gate you watch lolis that counts too

lol
Ooh hoo you kiss your mother with that mouth
Because he kisses his mother with that mouth
He is perungant
He's on his period always*
Okay I'm sorry if that offended buddy, no grudge ok?
@stable mist #💥︱dl-memes >:(
Rage.. its okay my boi, let your rage out
@stable mist I have so many questions
@honest gate ** that's it, just let all your anger out you will feel better soon**
Just cause you roasted yourself twice and I laughed, doesn't mean it's my fault 
aussie that reminds me a lot of the netflix and chill saying
I got no problem, he's just mad for no reason
Chill pills for everyone yes? 💊
Yes bub
@fringe nimbus
Give pills
I get pills you get bills roast BruhBruhBruhBruhBruhBruhBruhBruhBruhBruhBruhBruhBruhBruhBruhBruhBruhBruhBruhBruhBruhBruhBruhBruh
If it was offensive then I'm sorry
Guys, I know we're usually more chill with this channel but this has really strayed off-topic.
Oi guys this has gone beyond joking and one or more people are getting triggered
@honest gate @honest gate calm your tits and go #⭐︱general
My tits are fine tho
Do you want me to milk them or do you fucking go offtopic?
If you guys have a genuine issue, it might be better to sort it in DM's. Away from prying eyes.
y e s, @honest gate come dm I'll give you cookies bby
That sounds like something an uncle would say to a minor.

stop bullying momey
@bronze patrol you said you will answer in 6 hours, fake promises, you are not trust worthy enough, it's time to derank you
You disabled slowmo so i could respond faster
why wait 6h when i can respond now
Momey is king anyways. No bully him
Momey good boi, nobody is bullying anyone, and I disabled slow mode because me and nattee shitpost here, not cause your highness needs to talk, you can go to #⭐︱general the place for a nub
I mean, 6 hour slowmode seems like an inherently bad idea anyway
It was a j o k e Fhilip mah man, you really think I would put 6 hours slow mode? We don't have 600k activate members
It wasn't going to be 6 hours, renfur challenged me, and I'm not a pussycat to run from a challenge
ez
lol
;)
@honest gate 24 hours no balls
@bronze patrol I would but max is 6 hours
I just voice revealed to AussieGG. POGGERS
That's true.
@brisk igloo and you call it mod abuse when I joke with you? I never threatened to ban you noob
Keep telling yourself that.
Big nub
wtf
The credits bug is like the most lame thing ever.
Yes, but hey I rejoined and smacked the kid and teabagged on him then he starting glitching into buildings and hiding inside it was funny like he can't evade a single tackle, when you know someone is stronger than you, don't embarrass yourself lol
Just say ez in the chat.
I hate console for that reason, no in game chat
I would text him but his messages are private lmao
Who cares I recorded clapping him 👏 👏
lol
There's uhh.. this one girl from fb she moderates a dl group said " bring us your hunter and we will show you " I just saw her team in matchmaking and couldn't join, feelsbadman, I was gonna clap the whole team and meme them on YouTube
g
Fu Fear.
Wow, I have never felt so betrayed in my whole life.
Dont worry Nate, you still got me.
Hell yeah, brotherman Jayy still loyal to me.
xD
What's with the extra E and Y in your names dude
We need gamer names.
Can't stay loyal if one never was in the first place.
My name is my irl nick with 2 extra Es.
Yeah so anyway uhh.. I clapped one of her members and now he hates me a lot
He insulted me aswell but it was funny
3ez4brothermanDragonboi
I think I have the text, he insulted then blocked me lolololol
lul
Nobody can, except for me.
Pffft I accept being defeated by @honest gate in 5 mins because I'm noob survivor
There's a reason I never play competitive.
I love salt.
Salt is great.
I screenshot it and then laugh at it, ez.
@honest gate Keep telling yourself that.
Dragonboi is only friends with me. Isn't that right? @honest gate
POGGERS
Do I look like Gordon Ramsay?
Cooking a hunter
Iff youcook nate he will turn into köttbul
Fucking kötbullar most overated thing.
8ball and his names
Exclamation
At least he doesn't derank people.
Even worse.
would you like to get deranked then~
Lol so I'm not the worst
hmm this biter role would suit you
Well you derank him, I'll rank him up again lol
NotCalculator
More like, NotWorthyofExisting
Wraith is IOS
I absolutely love Repetition and Fear is your greatest enemy
🇫 👂
There is a map called ghosts of the past and it's basically just the fuckin resident evil movie
Greekman wraitj
H
No u
i see this as a declaration of war
You kiss your mother with that mouth?
Brruuuuhhhh
bruh
Yes
Nothing beats the old fashioned way of doing badic calculations
True that.
lol
i love gaming on my thermometer
Hell yeah.
The numbers on it are your fps. When Pyre is playing on a Thermometer it shows negative numbers.
i love 36FPS gameplay
lol roast
kaaa
How the fuck does hunters crash your game?
That shit is aids
Is it spawn overflow or some shit
Idk, ask @stuck zephyr
Making custom items that others dont have and dropping them crashes other people
Or forcing tutorial player in dev menu.
i mean sometimes the game just dies
@bronze patrol that makes no sense ?
really? 0:
yes through a dev menu
That or forced survivor then spawned crash item
no need to even force survivor
I dont usually have problems with getting crashed. I have a huge files with shit tons of items just to not get crashed lol
@bronze patrol kinda of a pain tbh
what did you even do for the hunter to crash you lol
He accused me of hacc
Exactly
@quiet brook can u invade me?
DL is too boring*
😭
true too
tt
i started playing siege again
hell even fear stoped playing DL a day i never saw coming 😂
What happend then?
he just got bored of the game lol
XD
playing against the same ppl 24/7 nothing to really grind for
What does he play niw
in my case at least there is no1 really decent to play against or try to beat with few exceptions like Kaiyoo or Majiin
Now
Rainbow 6
it is finito
It’s finished?
yea but its not uploaded in here am pretty sure
I’d love to know when it comes to the actual game
Can’t be worse then daybreak
at least their game (h1z1) was like top of the steam charts and twitch
until they anal raped it
It
i remeber how the fucked the core elements
every fucking 2-3 weeks new recoil and other changes
Yea xD
I spent nearly 3k hours in h1
I was a fod
God
But stopped playing cause it got shit
i remember i just had started learning how to 2 tap ppl easily and then they changed everything
2 two still was easy u just had to have cheesy movment
No I mean snaking crouch spamming
ziz zagz were annoying too
XD
i hate how they also removed the moonwalking glitch
XD that was nutty for shotgun
it reminds me the sliding soldiers from bf3/4
meh finding a game to replace DL is a pain in the ass
Try forknife xd
die
Xd
no am gonna play APEX
coz am an Apex Hunter
Ur apex predator but ur skill isn’t apex predator @quiet brook
It’s around carnivore
😂
😂😂😂😂
not even close
Ur bae is here
I thought of maining Ace Combat 7 but meh
no
Have u played it?
no
It’s fun
Have u tried rust?
yes its a shitfest
Ark was fun coz i me masta player had a 20player team
and we were dominating the server
H1 rn
Ea?
Early access
Its like h1z1 all over again
when the game started dying the made it free
but here bb is already dead and there is not salvation lol
no f2p is gonna save a bad uninteresting game
like what the fuck
xd
Tbh tho what do they have to do for dlr to be released ?
some polishing like addin some skins for droped weapons
and thats it
we made most of the thigns
more like each person from TLsays whatever he wants
1 guys says no
(not gonna say name)
other guy says yes
like what the fuck
they are so disconnected from the commuinity
its like we dont fucking exist
You are just now realizing this?
no lmao
delete this
@honest gate best kill of 2018, change my mind https://youtu.be/cmlSKgQPqHM?t=706
Some clips from rebuild or other games. hunter was blue because I was gonna do a no hud montage and wanted the color to compliment the outfit I was gonna use...
BTZ: Best of No Nut November Edition
lmfao the reaction made it better
Have you seen my name on steam?
I don't think we're friends on steam
Fear klans
The good old days when nattee was ok as a hunter
Those days never existed.
So you were always a noob?
noice
I bet I can clap your cheeks with a controller
Lolololol
👏 👏
Keep telling yourself that.
Keep telling that to your anime pfp
Jokes on you, it's not anime
Its art Imo
@plain wave I'd invade but fuck slums
who are u with
Fuck
fuck slums
Don't forget to clap hard Aussie 👏 👏
@plain wave coming for you
Fack
xd
I wouldn't be surprised if wraith has invented jump claw
@stable mist Wraith got that from me when I said to him that Death Veggie was saying that holding C while tendril sprinting with small jumps makes you "faster"
And he was like "wtf is he on"
So is it a joke or does it work
crouch tendril sprint clips your body in the ground
lol ok
gtfo
wtf you mean wraith....
see am sooo ahead of ya that you cant comprehend
pfft
Tosicity
lol
I'm too lazy to catch up, what's this conversation about?
I don't see you talking about me.
lmfao
I knew you would say that
@quiet brook watching tv now invade me after if you’re still online
too late
You’re too late
am already joining
Oh
O
@honest gate I'm gay when I feel like it.
oh ffs
Warith purple
NO
Oh nice, Wraith just got Harran Survivor, ez.
Thanos
yes
jk
Lmao
Lmao ok who cheated ?
Me
wtf
@honest gate You.
Purple doesn't suit Jayy
Prince dafuq u do
i used mods
It was wraith
@hybrid moon that wasn't me
@quiet brookstop modding
nibber
yes i changed your role
Modder
niberagoua
Muted for modding



