🧬︱bethezombie

[north forum]

nuts face

[brisk igloo]

This is the best emote, everyone uses it.

@north forum Correct.

[stable mist]

[brisk igloo]

3ez4me, yes?

[stable mist]

I can't use cool emojis because I was muted in wuantum labs for saying monkey is doodoo but white is yes

Smh

[remote pebble]

I'm gonna need an advanced grammar lesson to comprehend that sentence chief

[brisk igloo]

lmfao

[stable mist]

😂 😂

[solar bison]

[brisk igloo]

Nooooooo

Not that fucking emote.

[north forum]

|| ||

[brisk igloo]

🔫

[solar bison]

[brisk igloo]

kms

Lol, that message leveled me up, ez.

[solar bison]

would you consider this as heresy?

[remote pebble]

depends on the day of the week

it's not thursday

so no

[honest gate]

why this exists?

[stable mist]

Ask meeseeks

[solar bison]

excuse me in which dimension do you live when it's thursday

[remote pebble]

Well it's called poll so probably for voting on stuff

[stable mist]

@solar bison UTC+2 dimension

[remote pebble]

I live in the Dying Light dimension

Like, actually in game

Harran is pretty cool

[honest gate]

I think we all do

[brisk igloo]

I mean he lives in Turkey so it's literally Harran.

[honest gate]

Except Natteee, he lives in hentai world

[stable mist]

@brisk igloo unbeatable logic

[brisk igloo]

@stable mist Your names are just...

[stable mist]

Normal

Wym

[remote pebble]

He's got a normal nam

[stable mist]

[brisk igloo]

Oh yes, very.

[stable mist]

Yeah u got a problem m8

[honest gate]

Very normie

[stable mist]

It's normal

[brisk igloo]

Yep, I have a big problem. I'm starting a vendetta now, ez.

[stable mist]

Same

[brisk igloo]

I will triumph.

[stable mist]

Over younglings

[brisk igloo]

Are you a youngling?

[remote pebble]

good non suspicious question to ask yes

[stable mist]

No but I can act like one in order to kidnap one.

[brisk igloo]

wtf

[stable mist]

[remote pebble]

good non suspicious response yes

[stable mist]

Yes it's very normal @remote pebble

My name is currency

And I am

Currency

[brisk igloo]

Mind blown

[stable mist]

I should go to sleep

[brisk igloo]

I should as well.

I should have gone like 3 hours ago.

I blame uhh.. all of you for keeping me up.

Except for Fhilip, because he's brotherman.

[stable mist]

Same

[honest gate]

1:40 am

[remote pebble]

I'm just here to make sure none of you stab one another and also to make the occasional shitty joke

[brisk igloo]

12:44 here.

[honest gate]

I'm looking for a match as usual, nothing different

[stable mist]

@stable mist

[brisk igloo]

lol

[honest gate]

God damn it dude xD

[stable mist]

😂 😂

[brisk igloo]

Vilkki, you should sleep.

[remote pebble]

Christ, reminds me of the guy who tried to change his nickname to "everyone"
fucking disaster that one

[honest gate]

That's a good name tbh keep it for a while

[brisk igloo]

lol

[honest gate]

Yeah and he pinged himself and got muted

ez

[honest gate]

Lol

[stable mist]

10000IQ

[honest gate]

y e s

[remote pebble]

We actually had another guy from months ago who had the nickname everyone and Blade changed his nick to Nope,nope,nope
If you search for "nope" in the search bar you can still find the guy

[brisk igloo]

lol

Good times when Blade was still here. Isn't that right? @honest gate

[honest gate]

._. You trying to provoke me walker?

[brisk igloo]

Yes, ez.

[stable mist]

@brisk igloo wanna be night hunter again

[honest gate]

AJJWHAIAH

[brisk igloo]

Sure, I'll eat all of you for breakfast.

[remote pebble]

That sounds like the noise Aussie made in the clapping video

[honest gate]

Wanna be toad? Best role for Natteee

[stable mist]

🔫

On mobile that's just a Crane with a water gun

[brisk igloo]

I'm pretty safe. Got brotherman Fhilip on my side so far.

[honest gate]

You know, toad is a great role, I can just send natteee there until he behaves

[stable mist]

Exile

[remote pebble]

"so far"

Is that a sign of things to come that are so bad that I would switch sides

[honest gate]

He means that he's using you Fhilip

[brisk igloo]

You could is all I'm saying, you never know.

[stable mist]

If you don't go

[honest gate]

Natteee manipulates people to use their power for his purposes

[remote pebble]

If Natteee was going around telling people to unironically go fuck themselves and I defended him, then he'd be using me.
But he's not so ez

[brisk igloo]

ez

[honest gate]

REEEE

[stable mist]

Ree

[brisk igloo]

ok

[stable mist]

@brisk igloo nattree

Nattree

[honest gate]

Fucking Ayo I forgot he's here in public now

[brisk igloo]

How many perms do these motherfuckers have, lol?

[stable mist]

Ree

[honest gate]

GREEting

[stable mist]

Oh now he doesn't react when ree is inside a word

Three

[brisk igloo]

ree

Reeee

kay

[stable mist]

Lol ok

[honest gate]

@brisk igloo only available for mods, go cry

[stable mist]

Ayo doesn't like you @brisk igloo

[remote pebble]

gentle reminder to not abuse ayo, he is a gentle giant ❤

[brisk igloo]

@honest gate Already am.

[remote pebble]

idk why I called him a giant but just go with it

[brisk igloo]

@stable mist Nobody likes me. 😭

[stable mist]

I like you

When you sleep

[brisk igloo]

Keep telling yourself that.

ohoho

big yikers

[honest gate]

Giant? @honest gate would understand that in a different shape

[brisk igloo]

Aussie is back.

[honest gate]

Oh no!

[stable mist]

Every night I pick up a hair out of natteee hair one day I will have enough to make a rope to hang myself

[brisk igloo]

So guys, what do you think about gp spit?

[plain wave]

Inb4 people ping vilkki accidentally instead of the CH role

[brisk igloo]

lol

[stable mist]

😂

[honest gate]

Lol

Change your name 8ball

[brisk igloo]

@stable mist Hello helpers, I need help, lol pls help, yes?

Oh wait.

[stable mist]

@brisk igloo at your service sir what would you like to order it's monday so that means it's soup day

[remote pebble]

monday?

what planet you on

[stable mist]

Finland

[remote pebble]

ah

[brisk igloo]

I would like to order a boneless soup without any gp spit, thank you very much.

[stable mist]

Yes I know it orbits around the Keögf

The sun of my solar system

[brisk igloo]

Monday in Finland, Saturday in Sweden, seems legit.

[stable mist]

Dan is my neighbour

[remote pebble]

Depending on your definition of neighbor everyone could be your neighbor

[brisk igloo]

lol

[remote pebble]

Which doesn't necessarily seem like a bad thing

[brisk igloo]

It is.

Who would wanna be neighbour with @honest gate ?

[stable mist]

Are you from the video store

[brisk igloo]

I'm from your nightmares.

[stable mist]

Good

Did you bring the charly movie

[brisk igloo]

Yep

[stable mist]

It's all about me and how smart I am and how good I am and it's all about me

This is a good name.

[honest gate]

@brisk igloo nobody

[remote pebble]

I don't know, he doesn't seem like a inherently bad neighbor.

[brisk igloo]

I'm the best neightbour.

[honest gate]

Natteee you nightmare

@stable mist nice name

get owned

ez

[brisk igloo]

lmao

[stable mist]

Nice

[brisk igloo]

We should like.. really go to bed now. We've been here for a while.

[raw sluice]

I'm late but no u uwu @honest gate

[honest gate]

You should @brisk igloo noob

[brisk igloo]

@honest gate no u should, noob.

[honest gate]

Yes I'm going to sleep, what you gonna do about it noob?

[brisk igloo]

Eat you 10 times when you sleep and then screenshot my flawless victory on you.

[raw sluice]

If you're actually going to sleep, I hope you sleep well :)

[remote pebble]

Just ask Brecken

@royal panther Should Last Wish go to sleep?

[royal panther]

Is lui sleepy.

[remote pebble]

Okay.

[brisk igloo]

@royal panther Dude you have like 3 IQ, Jesus fucking Christ.

[royal panther]

Probably.

[brisk igloo]

Yes.

At least he responds quickly unlike Nadeko.

[honest gate]

@brisk igloo eat me 10 times? You are gay

[brisk igloo]

@honest gate Keep telling yourself that.

[honest gate]

Telling yourself that keep.

[raw sluice]

Schleep well Sere

[brisk igloo]

Keep that yourself telling.

[honest gate]

Fhilip does not care about you

Now cry

[remote pebble]

[brisk igloo]

He does.

[remote pebble]

I do

[brisk igloo]

Isn't that right? @remote pebble

ez

[honest gate]

Natteee badd

[brisk igloo]

Natteee = king.

Do you have like a fucking proper name?

Idk wtf I should call you.

Guy with Japanese name

White hair girl

Pistol man

Abusive community helper

[honest gate]

Call me Sereia

ez

[brisk igloo]

Too hard of a name, yes?

[honest gate]

Or call me like @hybrid moon does, Prince

[brisk igloo]

Next week your name will be something else.

[remote pebble]

Hierarchical society states that eventually the current leaders will be overthrown.
To prevent that we should ban everyone in the server.
Thank you for coming to my ted talk

[brisk igloo]

lol

[honest gate]

Lmao

[brisk igloo]

At least you're not like 8ball who renames himself 100x per minute.

[honest gate]

@brisk igloo no fr call me with this name, it will stay for couple years because, my favorite dragon name :]

[brisk igloo]

WHERE ARE MY DRAGONS!?

Anyways, alright then, sir.

[honest gate]

Sir -.-? Meh, good night

[brisk igloo]

-.- <--- salty smiley.

Hi, 8ball.

[stable mist]

😳 🏳️‍🌈

[brisk igloo]

lmao

😉

[honest gate]

Nattee gay I was right

[brisk igloo]

I'm gay with you.

[honest gate]

What a desperate virgin would say

[brisk igloo]

lol

[remote pebble]

Man I gotta ask how in the fuck does this conversation flow like it went from Bub desperately sending his own memes to Natteee coming out and Last Wish rejecting him

This channel is cursed

[brisk igloo]

This.. Is... HARDCORE OFFTOPIC!

[honest gate]

Who's last wish? Save yourself some clicks and call me with my current name

[remote pebble]

Sereīa?
yeah sure

[honest gate]

Sereia

[brisk igloo]

Ser

[honest gate]

No need for the Ī that's just cosmetic

Still better than vikki and his billion names

[brisk igloo]

True that.

[stable mist]

@royal panther hello where is my pizza I fucking ordered it 3 hours ago does it take that long for you poor immigrant fucks to bring a fucking piece of dough with mashed tomatoes and spoiled milk on it to my house that is within 5 kilometres of your god damn motherfucking restaurant

[royal panther]

Where are you?

[remote pebble]

lol

[honest gate]

Lol

[remote pebble]

That actually made me laugh out loud.

[brisk igloo]

@royal panther Tell 8ball to go to fucking bed.

[royal panther]

OK. Go to bed.

[honest gate]

Lol

[remote pebble]

oh holy shit

[stable mist]

😭

[brisk igloo]

@royal panther I'm not 8ball.

[remote pebble]

it's gained sentience

shut it down

[royal panther]

No, you're not.

[stable mist]

WTG

[honest gate]

@royal panther Natteee is gay, true or false?

[brisk igloo]

Jesus Christ..

[stable mist]

WUICK

[royal panther]

False.

[brisk igloo]

EZ

[stable mist]

turn it off

[honest gate]

NO

[brisk igloo]

ezzezezezezeze

zezezezeze

I win.

Now I'm going, good night folks.

[stable mist]

@royal panther STOP RIGHT THERE YOU WILL BE CONTAINED AND SAFELY ESCORTED AWAY FROM PUBLIC

[remote pebble]

Night 👋

[brisk igloo]

You should all join me.

[royal panther]

Will you change me into a nappy?

[honest gate]

@royal panther Natteee is virgin, true or false?

[brisk igloo]

No wait.. that sounded gay af.

[royal panther]

False.

[brisk igloo]

lmfao

[honest gate]

NOOO

[stable mist]

@royal panther lie

[royal panther]

No I would lie to someone like you.

[honest gate]

Lmaooo

[stable mist]

@royal panther bitch what did you-

[brisk igloo]

@honest gate Get fucking rekt, bitch.

[honest gate]

This bot has 1000000IQ

[remote pebble]

bot says you're not gay
still accidentally sends blatantly gay messages
The Natteee experience.

[royal panther]

Nothing.

[stable mist]

@royal panther that's right you almost got you and your homies lined in chalk gazigga

[brisk igloo]

Anyways, good night, 8ball, dragonman and teadrinker.

[remote pebble]

👋

[royal panther]

I am indeed.

[stable mist]

Good night 🇸🇪man

Finland flag but reverted colors

[raw sluice]

@royal panther are you an epic gamer?

[royal panther]

You know it.

[raw sluice]

OwO

[royal panther]

I know where you stand, silent in the trees.

And what will you do when you find me?

[honest gate]

@royal panther is autism real in this discord true or false

[royal panther]

True?

[honest gate]

He knows it bois

[raw sluice]

LMAO

@royal panther can you howl like a hunter bruv

[royal panther]

I believe I am talking like a human.

[raw sluice]

Angery

[bronze patrol]

@royal panther is @honest gate king?

[royal panther]

No you are ai.

[bronze patrol]

200iq

[stable mist]

@royal panther renfru is ai

[royal panther]

Ok.

[stable mist]

@royal panther Ok.

[royal panther]

Ok sure.

[stable mist]

@royal panther Why not

[royal panther]

Because I don't know you.

[stable mist]

@royal panther Definitely!

[royal panther]

Thank you.

[stable mist]

@royal panther Uhh, why?

[royal panther]

I would like to know you better. You are friendly.

[stable mist]

@royal panther Of course it is.

[royal panther]

Tell me a joke.

[stable mist]

@royal panther When tho?

[royal panther]

Wait.

[stable mist]

@royal panther That's what I thought.

[royal panther]

What do you think I am?

[stable mist]

@royal panther Is it because I'm black

[royal panther]

You are?

[stable mist]

@royal panther am I a functioning member of society

[royal panther]

I wish you luck.

[stable mist]

@royal panther for whaat

[royal panther]

Art I guess.

[stable mist]

@royal panther why art

[royal panther]

I love video games and want to make them.

[stable mist]

@royal panther Would you like to make DL2?

[royal panther]

No thanks.

[stable mist]

.

Guys I think we need to

uh

🔨 🔨 🔨

Do you like this username

[north forum]

@royal panther ok so I have about 120 herbs now and I need 10k to get into DLL. Should I just dupe the rest and try to hide it from Nattee? Thanks for your help

• Bub

[royal panther]

Well i'm bad at everything.

[honest gate]

@royal panther you are useless fat cuck

[royal panther]

Well that was rude.

[remote pebble]

It was

Poor Brecken :(

[honest gate]

@royal panther now cry me a river

[royal panther]

Sure.

[honest gate]

Remember bots have no feelings so hurt them as much as you want

@royal panther what will happen to this channel when dying light 2 releases ?

[royal panther]

What?

[stable mist]

@royal panther 3

[royal panther]

6:14.

[honest gate]

Imo

[stable mist]

@royal panther 44974497

[stable mist]

300IQ

[honest gate]

@royal panther you are 14 years old?

[royal panther]

Wrong.

[honest gate]

Lol

[stable mist]

@royal panther are you 12 years old?

[royal panther]

No. Tell me what age you think I am.

[stable mist]

@royal panther 10

[honest gate]

Wtf he's getting smarter

[royal panther]

That makes no sense.

[stable mist]

@royal panther stop beconing smarter

[royal panther]

There is no such thing as smart.

[honest gate]

Ok ok he's evolving

[stable mist]

@royal panther at least not in adjectives that fit you

[royal panther]

A Manhandler!

[stable mist]

@royal panther what thr ruck is that

[royal panther]

It's a fruit.

[honest gate]

wut

[stable mist]

@royal panther a manhandler is a fruit?

[royal panther]

No she's not.

[honest gate]

LMAOOO

10000IQ

[stable mist]

@royal panther oh she's a person now? How does she handle men?

[honest gate]

Manhandler is a woman

[royal panther]

Yes I know.

[stable mist]

@royal panther then tell me you fucking rat

[royal panther]

No.

[honest gate]

Loll

Rejected

@royal panther your pfp is stupid

[royal panther]

My name is like a potato.

[honest gate]

Exactly

[remote pebble]

So much for the bot "getting smarter"

[stable mist]

@royal panther don't make me come to your house and get the information out of you while hitting nails under your fingernails with a sledgehammer

[royal panther]

The white cat wakes up.

[stable mist]

@royal panther why?

[honest gate]

No he's just pretending to be stupid because we got em, right ? @royal panther

[royal panther]

Because I'm just 12.

[stable mist]

@royal panther I knew it

[royal panther]

You must have a brainstem.

Knew what?

[stable mist]

@royal panther you don't have one because you are an AI

[royal panther]

I am a human.

[honest gate]

@royal panther no

[stable mist]

Discord Become Human

[royal panther]

Miku.

[stable mist]

Wtf

[honest gate]

wut

[stable mist]

@royal panther ok weeb

[royal panther]

Let it go, let it go can't hold it back any more.

[honest gate]

He's singing now great

[stable mist]

@royal panther I wonder if the cold bothers you in my freezer.

[royal panther]

How much do you wonder?

[honest gate]

@royal panther potatoes come from trees, yes?

[royal panther]

I don't know where do they come from?

[stable mist]

@royal panther a lot.

[royal panther]

Don't you get a stomach ache?

[remote pebble]

By the way guys I know pretty much everything is allowed in this channel, but regardless, if you'd like to continue pestering Brecken bot might be best to go over to #🤖︱bot-commands

[honest gate]

Yes

[stable mist]

@royal panther hasn't in a long time

[royal panther]

When was the last time you played it.

[brisk igloo]

Yesterday was pretty chaotic honestly.

[stable mist]

They think order and chaos are somehow different```

[brisk igloo]

@whole glade He responded.

[remote pebble]

well then

[honest gate]

@stable mist I think chaos is satisfaction

As the silence of destruction is peaceful

[stable mist]

Now hear, the silence of annihilation

[honest gate]

the emptiness.. the silence.. the.. peace, this is what I have been looking for

[honest gate]

n o

[quiet brook]

here wraith special

[stable mist]

I've heard that

[honest gate]

I have heard that one before, @hybrid moon sent it to me

[stable mist]

Might as well make a rape mp3 like those swbf2 voicelines that fugana sent

[honest gate]

Define rape

[stuck zephyr]

@stable mist aatrox is like old maokai

[stable mist]

Except maokai doesn't say COME! FIGHT ME MORTAL!

I AM NOT YOUR ENEMY
I AM

THE ENEMY

[stuck zephyr]

also i like how u have 18 subs with 0 content do u scam yourself or smth

[stable mist]

w

I used to have 2 videos

Bf1 open beta and Titanfall 2 pre-alpha

Ps4 sharefactory

Bf1 vid got 100+ views under 1 hour 🤔

And 40 likes 50 dislikes

bruh

[stuck zephyr]

i want to say #⭐︱general but

[stable mist]

This is offtopic2 shh

[stuck zephyr]

hm

[stable mist]

Titanfall2 vid was pretty dead

Nothing special there but they were just some random gameplay with no editing except a couple cuts and I deleted them

[stuck zephyr]

maaan

[stable mist]

I want to make a couple DL related videos but

No time or moti

At least summer break is coming so might as well hurry before dl2 drops in

[stuck zephyr]

i mean not that anyone cares at this point (its not directed at you)

[stable mist]

Yeah I know

Ded gam

But I want to make the vids simply because... I want to

🤔

🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔

[stuck zephyr]

kek i check my steam fr and i see someone with my name lol

[stable mist]

cough totally like your name isn't a common word

[stuck zephyr]

no but like

[stable mist]

BUT THERE IS FULLSTOP

O

[stuck zephyr]

its exactly written

[stable mist]

😂

[stuck zephyr]

like

Fear**.**

[stable mist]

M

They dream aboutt being hack.pak kings

[stuck zephyr]

atleast lol doesnt do that xd

[stable mist]

U started playing again I see

[stuck zephyr]

meh cuz season better now

[stable mist]

Better play your damn shadow guy because he's just blatantly powerful rn

[stuck zephyr]

and unlike other games it has something to strive for

lol no

he's just good like it should be

not op

[stable mist]

The absolute best farming champ + no mana and good poke

In right hands... he's

[stuck zephyr]

yeah but has energy? riven etc dont

[stable mist]

Unimaginably op

Oh yeah riven is a different story

We don't talk about that here

[stuck zephyr]

right right

[stable mist]

She's one of the champs who might have a long skill gap... but it doesn't matter since even the worst players can do great as her.

[stuck zephyr]

good thing nerf inc

9.10

[stable mist]

I've been playing like 70% Azir in my last 50 games

I just get a vibe on a champ and I become a 1trick for 2 months

[stuck zephyr]

yeah he's pretty ok like he has cc and poke

[stable mist]

Then I switch to another champ

Azir is good in right hands
I used to say he was bad nowadays but the thing is
He can overpower the enemies easily
But you just have to play a lot better than them.
If both are equally skilled, Azir will lose.

The champ is fine... but the passive

Oh my god, Azir's passive.

[stuck zephyr]

i mean thats how champs differ

he has stronger early than most champs

[stable mist]

I don't have enough words to describe how bad and shit his passive is right now.

@stuck zephyr most champs. Most midlaners have a stronger early but azir truly pops off at late

[stuck zephyr]

ofc cuz ult

[stable mist]

I will say a couple facts about his passive

It will get literally destroyed by a single minion wave.
It's paper so adcs 2-3shot it
It takes 1000 years to activate
The damage ramps up slower than a 121 year old man walks up the stairs
It doesn't even do damage
Fucking dies in 1min and has 3min cd even tho it's not useful at all
Also did I already mention it's a literal joke

@stuck zephyr I'm talking about level 15 and not necessarily 6

[stuck zephyr]

i mean i get what you mean

but his kit is more advanced

[stable mist]

Yeah

There is another conflict in his kit

E stops at a champ
So if you get bodyblocked, your ENTIRE combo fails.

Also you can't escape but in empty areas

[stuck zephyr]

did they remove his e stun i havent played in 2 years almost

[stable mist]

They have nerfed him to shit

Guess what they also removed?

Champs can now dash thru his ult.....

[stuck zephyr]

lol

how that makes sense its the essential of his ult

[stable mist]

Ikr
I knock a yasuo with it
The second later he E:s on me and comes thru it

gg

[stuck zephyr]

like if its a shadow blink like zed its normal

dashes seem rather unfair

[stable mist]

Azir's basic attacks are really good at farming doe

They are almost insta and do bigdmg

Another champ for example Xerath

His basic attacks fly for 2 years until they hit a minion

Azir just insta zaps

Making it easy to last hit

[stuck zephyr]

on hit

is easier

[stable mist]

Yee

I'm not building nashor on azir because that item is bad

Badbadbadbadbad

Bad

I pick lethal tempo and ludens and build counterbuilds and get s-

Ez

[stuck zephyr]

i mean build it when they have tanks

but u do need some atx speed

[stable mist]

Void staff tho

3 soldiers + lethal tempo gives me like 2+ AS

[stuck zephyr]

yeah but pretty much u can only move ur soldiers x amount of time to the time to hit enemies more is more important than to have a hit or two

[stable mist]

🤔

[stuck zephyr]

you'll get my point eventually

[stable mist]

I think my biggest problem is

That I will start to flame my opponent for playing some egirl champ

Sometimes I just /mute all

But when I get killed from 100% hp after being hit by a single Q by lux, I can't help it

Like u know when she missed 48 of them and hits one and that one pays off to a kill it's ridiculous

Here we go again

[stuck zephyr]

rank?

[stable mist]

I'm unranked rn

No moti for ranked

S3 s8

[stuck zephyr]

euw?

[stable mist]

Eune

[stuck zephyr]

aaaa

[stable mist]

I have an euw acc

Like 6lvl

[brisk igloo]

Wtf are we talking about?

[stuck zephyr]

i can give one of mine i got like 13 accounts lol

[stable mist]

😂

I have uhhh

[quiet brook]

they talk about league

[brisk igloo]

Ah

[quiet brook]

fucking nignogs

[stable mist]

8 accounts?

[stuck zephyr]

luckily i wrote everything in a notepad so i dont forgetti

[stable mist]

Nice

[quiet brook]

never forgetti get some spaghetti

[stuck zephyr]

uwan?

[stable mist]

Whenever I log in my alts I make 4 pass attempts and get the 5th right

[stuck zephyr]

nice

[quiet brook]

jeez rename this permenatly to be the offtopic

[stuck zephyr]

i mean vik said continue

so yes

[quiet brook]

its vilk

not vik

[stuck zephyr]

i call him like that

[stable mist]

[quiet brook]

nig

[stable mist]

nog

[quiet brook]

his name isnt that

ill start calling you cody ig

[stable mist]

Let's call him fer

[quiet brook]

no no

wobber

[brisk igloo]

@stuck zephyr Just call him 8ball like me.

[honest gate]

@brisk igloo that's my sentence you shmunk

[brisk igloo]

Stfu, Dragonboy.

[honest gate]

I like that, better than cat girl

Keep calling me that.

[brisk igloo]

lol

[honest gate]

Swedish thunder

[brisk igloo]

😎

[quiet brook]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/568966008237195264/574317714596954132/unknown.png

[brisk igloo]

lol

[honest gate]

Womanpuncher wtf

Swedish toilet sounds like a good name for Natteee too

[brisk igloo]

Keep telling yourself that.

[honest gate]

That yourself telling keep.

[brisk igloo]

yo moma gay

[honest gate]

yo dad lesbo

[quiet brook]

probably this is my all time favorite screenshot that i've ever takne

[stable mist]

banana hangs herself

[quiet brook]

its suicide forest all overagain

this time thou paul dies

[brisk igloo]

Ayyyoo good morning logang what's poppin1?

[stable mist]

echo stuns paul

while he's trying to vlog

dead hibana

sweaty r34 waifu bait op

just like Ela

[brisk igloo]

<o/

[shy halo]

i dm'ed wraith :)))))))))

[quiet brook]

@honest gate

1v1

i have 1trigilion pics

[honest gate]

This is the best day of my life I'm getting invaded one after the another

[brisk igloo]

3

[honest gate]

@honest gate there's a lot, it's just matching is fucked up, like.. you won't get hunters, but when you join someone getting them and if the guy left in middle of match, the session will be yours and you will get invaded at least for 6 hours

[quiet brook]

ahhh use crash item 😂

[brisk igloo]

How many active players are there on PS4?

[honest gate]

You mean matchmaking in pvp?

@honest gate

XD

Nice name

[brisk igloo]

Just in general. Just so I can compare it to Steam.

[plain wave]

Bully

[honest gate]

@honest gate I'm joking with you shh

@brisk igloo 20-25 everyday in matchmaking

[brisk igloo]

Hm, that's not much.

More than Steam probably.

Do you have a way of seeing the total players playing right now?

Like Steam does.

[honest gate]

No sadly

Or.. idk

[brisk igloo]

Console = bad then, yes?

[plain wave]

Just like 4head

[brisk igloo]

Wow

[honest gate]

4-what

[brisk igloo]

@plain wave That's it. Fhilip is from here on out my favourite Community Leader.

[honest gate]

Nobody cares about your opinion Nattee

[brisk igloo]

@honest gate It's that thing Bub sent before.

When he shot a guy in the head.

[honest gate]

Ah, 4head lmao

[brisk igloo]

4Head is our lord and saviour.

Yes, ez

[honest gate]

PC > ps4 > xbox

How matchmaking goes

[quiet brook]

everyother game > DL

[plain wave]

👏 👏 🔨

[honest gate]

AussieClapperGuy 👏 👏

[quiet brook]

AussieGayGuy

[brisk igloo]

@plain wave 👏 My hands are hurting because I'm clapping too hard. 👏

[brisk igloo]

lol

[honest gate]

Lmao

Nice name tbh

[brisk igloo]

Name yourself that here.

[honest gate]

Better than Natteee with [PC]

[brisk igloo]

What about this?

This is better.

[honest gate]

Your name expired, use something else

Yes that's better

[brisk igloo]

You bully me for having PC in my name but not brotherman Aussie.

Ez Dragonboy = corrupt person.

[honest gate]

Corrupted dragonboy

You keep finding good nicknames for me

How sweet of you

[brisk igloo]

I'll just call you Corruptboy.

[honest gate]

Call me BOI

[quiet brook]

thats

thats kinda hot

[brisk igloo]

Alright, Corruptboi

[honest gate]

Wtf wraith

[quiet brook]

what

[brisk igloo]

Ah that's hot, that's hot.

[stable mist]

jaaah

[quiet brook]

you yourself said that you wanted me to pounce you

[stable mist]

it's rewind time

[quiet brook]

its modding time

[stable mist]

it's !clear time

[quiet brook]

yaaaaa

[stable mist]

[quiet brook]

let me eat your ass @honest gate

[honest gate]

Lmao if only the command worked

@quiet brook you are gay no

[quiet brook]

no

[brisk igloo]

Wraith = gay, confirmed.

[quiet brook]

its not gay if its just the tip

[remote pebble]

If you do a needless !clear I'll clear the witnesses around your dead body 😃

[stable mist]

can you make your mic quality worse than I can

[quiet brook]

wanna see fear potato mic?

[plain wave]

Jesus Christ Fhilip

[stable mist]

Fhilip you'll learn at some point

[remote pebble]

No no it's fine because I added the smiley face

That makes it neutral

[brisk igloo]

@remote pebble Keep telling yourself that.

[honest gate]

That smiley face makes it weirder

[stable mist]

you haven't exactly impressed me today.

[brisk igloo]

Smileys always makes it weirder unless it's 4Head.

Yes, I'm Pyre's nephew.

[honest gate]

Pyre's nephew @plain wave you heard that

[quiet brook]

i dont understand

[stable mist]

what would truly impress me is how I tear the eyes of your mother out of her eye sockets and chop them up and feed them to her and add a bit of salt and take a piece myself all while I've taped your eyelids open so yours dry and they'll be the next meal

[quiet brook]

pyre is dan:D

[stable mist]

fascinating

[plain wave]

[stable mist]

👁

[quiet brook]

you guy are just toxic

[remote pebble]

I like the "add a bit of salt", lol

[stable mist]

yes

[plain wave]

I can sense a spiral into offtopic madness, and I cannot do anything but see the encroaching storm unfold. It is inevitable.

[brisk igloo]

Me and Dan will take over the server.

Fhilip too.

[remote pebble]

I'm just here as a spy for hire

[stable mist]

AussieGG episode 4
The offtopic crisis

[plain wave]

Hopefully won't end as disappointing as GoT is looking

[stable mist]

I am the villain

[brisk igloo]

Yeah, fucking GoT.

[stable mist]

I turn every channel to offtopic... FROM THE INSIDE

[brisk igloo]

I'm not even excited for it anymore.

[quiet brook]

lets just take over the server

its OUR

server

mac

[stable mist]

communism much

[quiet brook]

nattee

dude

put it on Linux

[brisk igloo]

That's right brotherman Wraith. People shouldn't fear the Community Leaders. The community leaders should fear their people.

Oh yeah

[honest gate]

Natteee I'll derank you

[brisk igloo]

Mod abuse.

[honest gate]

Fear me noob

[quiet brook]

eat pp

[brisk igloo]

I don't 🇫 👂 anyone.

Ay, nice name.

[honest gate]

Themoney had a good name, he whined to Aussie and it got changed

[quiet brook]

Fear.NoT

[stable mist]

what is dlg

Dying Light Gamers

[quiet brook]

DLG was an old clan

made by fear

[honest gate]

Dying light goats

[brisk igloo]

Normal minus was the best clan.

[honest gate]

[quiet brook]

Dying Light Gaming 😂

[stable mist]

bruh

[brisk igloo]

Before j0le took over.

[stable mist]

that sounds like

a youtube channel

[quiet brook]

yes

kinda

[stable mist]

run by an indian kid

[quiet brook]

you also had ZED

made by Fear

NWG also from fear

[brisk igloo]

🇫 👂

[quiet brook]

NM+ was lucask

[stable mist]

Everything is from fear

even you

because you are alt

[quiet brook]

am his alt so

yea

[stable mist]

Fear the creator

[brisk igloo]

Fear never invited me to NWG. 😭

[honest gate]

created his minions

[brisk igloo]

I wanted to join so I could flex on someone I think.

I forgot who it was, lol.

Maybe Xzit, I ran out of bully jokes.

[honest gate]

You succ at bullying nattee

[brisk igloo]

No, I'm pro at it.

Me is king little bully.

[stable mist]

also pff linux
windows xp is superior compared to every other operating system

it's got the

wizard

[quiet brook]

dude let me invite you to NM+

xd

[stable mist]

and the dog

[brisk igloo]

@stable mist Keep telling yourself that.

[honest gate]

Telling yourself that keep

[quiet brook]

if fear was here
he would say

Are you talking about yourself bro?

[brisk igloo]

@stuck zephyr Invite me to NWG.

[brisk igloo]

Never Winning Games.

[stable mist]

better than linux penguin

[honest gate]

Gotta go

But first

[quiet brook]

eat a di

y

[honest gate]

There you go @brisk igloo

[stable mist]

noodle soup

[honest gate]

Toad

[brisk igloo]

lmao

[stable mist]

nah

natteee is pro he gets

[brisk igloo]

. . .

[stable mist]

haarans urviro

[brisk igloo]

Actual mod abuse.

wtf

ok

Finally.

[stable mist]

I fixed it

always gotta clean up Sereia mess

[brisk igloo]

Comes from the guy who renamed a whole channel.

[stable mist]

what who where

sorry gotta go

[brisk igloo]

lol

9000 billion excuse.

[remote pebble]

I think you forgot a word there

[honest gate]

He did?

Which channel

[remote pebble]

He renamed this channel to something dumb, I don't remember what it was

[stable mist]

9000 billion excuse

[brisk igloo]

betheofftopic or something like that.

[stable mist]

yes

[brisk igloo]

Which is basically just true but you know..

[stable mist]

raided server btw

'

[honest gate]

Lol, 8ball noob

[brisk igloo]

8ball big noob.

[honest gate]

You succ at bully

[stable mist]

I don't do it for a living

[brisk igloo]

You succ at helping.

[plain wave]

lmfao

[honest gate]

@brisk igloo was pointing that at 8ball

Lmao

[brisk igloo]

Yes, 8ball 1000 billion IQ.

[stable mist]

[honest gate]

Wrong, this channel is #hardcore-offtopic

[brisk igloo]

@honest gate Alright, sorry brotheman Corruptboi.

[stable mist]

nattee this is why aussie doesnt like u

[brisk igloo]

Keep telling yourself that.

Aussie loves me, he is just too shy to admit that.

[stable mist]

oh for god's s

[brisk igloo]

Isn't that right? @plain wave

[stable mist]

you know, that sentence is a magic sentence

[plain wave]

There's literally 2 pages of you saying "Keep telling yourself that."

[stable mist]

every time you say it I want to leave

[brisk igloo]

Keep telling yourself that.

[stable mist]

bye

[brisk igloo]

Bye.

You aren't fooling me.

You're still here.

[stable mist]

shhhh

https://gyazo.com/d269c4a640d157e4389600d5f8babbc0 Can't you see I'm gone

[remote pebble]

Seems legit.

[brisk igloo]

Took you long enough.

I could have gotten Harran Survivor in that time if I wanted to.

[remote pebble]

You technically did

For a few seconds

[brisk igloo]

That's called mod abuse.

Also that was a good teaser for what it's gonna be like, ez.

Ez best colour.

[stable mist]

lol

I can't have that color anymore

Suffering from success

[remote pebble]

You could if I abused my powers and removed your staff role

[stable mist]

and fhilip no

[remote pebble]

[stable mist]

I knew

you would say that

[remote pebble]

Yeah I'm not gonna do it don't worry.

I mean, you joke around with role changing but that's just the color stuff. This is more serious.

[brisk igloo]

Honestly, if I were 8ball I'd just ban myself.

[stable mist]

oof nattee I don't know if you're being serious now or not XD

[brisk igloo]

I'm always serious, naturally.

I have never made a joke in my whole life.

[stable mist]

ok now it's confirmed he's not

naturally

[brisk igloo]

lul

[karmic mortar]

Nate has mac

[brisk igloo]

Ayy, Geo.

No, I got Linux now, yes?

Blame Wraith.

[karmic mortar]

I thought im Gayo.

[spare barn]

So anyone got some beginner tips/tricks for being the zambie?

[brisk igloo]

@karmic mortar You are.

@spare barn There's a lot of stuff to talk about, mate.

How much have you played of btz?

[karmic mortar]

[spare barn]

Not too much on PC... Used to play ps3 about a year and a half ago... But even then, not much

[brisk igloo]

What kind of stuff do you struggle with?

[spare barn]

Not really struggling atm.. Just looking for some tips and such to learn while I'm still a lower rank.

[brisk igloo]

Do you know how to gp spit?

[spare barn]

Most matches i invade actually normally dc... So i dont get too far.

Yea. Common commodities like that are down... I heard the pounce from above is still good, because they cant quick flick up... That still a thing?

[brisk igloo]

Oh nice, that's good then. And I don't really know. Pounces have caught me off guard a few times but I don't think you should rely on that.

[plain wave]

There's also the guides found in #🗒️︱dl-steamguides for both the Hunter and Survivor. They're pinned here if you'd like to check them out.

[brisk igloo]

It's kind of weird. I recall one time when that happened to me. Some other times people just pounce you really close and uv doesn't work.

And yeah, check out that guide. It has like everything you need to know.

[spare barn]

Hmm.. Thanks for the info. I'll have to dive into some when I get home.

[honest gate]

@royal panther what went through your mind to punch a 48 inch tv

Uwu

[royal panther]

I do.

[honest gate]

@royal panther 0 iq

[royal panther]

Good answer.

[brisk igloo]

800 billion IQ bot.

[stable mist]

@royal panther Were there kids in there?

[royal panther]

Only one.

[stable mist]

ok

[brisk igloo]

@royal panther Did you hit that kid like you hit the tv?

[royal panther]

No.

[brisk igloo]

@royal panther Keep telling yourself that.

[stable mist]

@royal panther would you hit it if it was nattee

[royal panther]

I'm telling you.

[honest gate]

@royal panther were there noobs in there?

[royal panther]

Hit what?

[stable mist]

@royal panther natteee

[royal panther]

A 2 in where.

Notte.

[brisk igloo]

Just give up, Corruptboi. The bot owned you yesterday.

[honest gate]

Notte

Lmao

[stable mist]

@brisk igloo hello notte

[brisk igloo]

lol

[stable mist]

mod abuse his name to Notte

[honest gate]

Change your name to Nottee

[brisk igloo]

I've been called Nutte, never Notte, ez.

[honest gate]

y e s

[brisk igloo]

Alright

What's up boys?

[honest gate]

Lmao

Noice

[royal panther]

The It's Free Real Estate meme.

[brisk igloo]

lol

[plain wave]

Pretty good meme tbh

[brisk igloo]

I prefer the AussieClapperGuy meme. 👏

[honest gate]

@royal panther me is king little noob is best meme, yes or no?

[royal panther]

Lol.

[brisk igloo]

Tfw the bot lols at you.

[honest gate]

See even he finds it funny

[brisk igloo]

@royal panther My hands are hurting because I'm clapping too hard.

[royal panther]

Well don't hold that too much against me.

[honest gate]

Lol

[brisk igloo]

ok

[royal panther]

Mom.

Mom.

[brisk igloo]

@royal panther We are pain, we are god.

[royal panther]

Jesus.

[brisk igloo]

Christ

It's

[honest gate]

@royal panther themoney is a weeb, yes or no?

[brisk igloo]

Corruptboi ruined it.

[royal panther]

Yes.

[brisk igloo]

lol

[honest gate]

ezzz

[brisk igloo]

Bot is right.

That's right.

@royal panther Can you relate? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufOgTllmr1E

[royal panther]

To what?

[honest gate]

@honest gate you are not the best weeb

A weeb can never be the best

@raw sluice is the best, unlike you king little noob

[raw sluice]

@honest gate uwu <3

[brisk igloo]

@honest gate Nice roast.

[raw sluice]

Yain't a weeb if you havent watched an anime that made you cry (no, not SAO. Outta here with that bs)

[brisk igloo]

Yeah, fuck that garbage, lol.

I cried like once or twice for animes.

[raw sluice]

If we're gonna be honest, the best weeb is LostPause (a mega closet weeb on yt who uploads questionable content)

[brisk igloo]

But it's not really proper crying.

lol

[raw sluice]

Charolette was

One that made me fuckin sob

[brisk igloo]

For me it was HxH and Naruto, lol.

[honest gate]

Last time I cried was my birthday two years ago

[plain wave]

Last time I cried the most was seeing Roach and Ghost killed by Sheppard

[stuck zephyr]

last time when i cried is when i cried

[brisk igloo]

@plain wave I love that betrayal.

[marble storm]

@royal panther Am i a good boy?

[royal panther]

No you are a good girl.

[marble storm]

O

[brisk igloo]

lol

[marble storm]

@royal panther Are you a girl?

[royal panther]

I'm a boy.

[brisk igloo]

@royal panther Keep telling yourself that.

[royal panther]

Okay, I will.

[marble storm]

WHAT

@royal panther Stop doing that

[royal panther]

Doing what?

[marble storm]

@royal panther Your work

[royal panther]

I don't have work.

[honest gate]

@brisk igloo wtf, an actual smart bot unlike that female dumb bot we had in DLL

[brisk igloo]

Ayy, Heller?

What's up my good man?

[solemn patrol]

ohai

[brisk igloo]

And nah, this bot is fucking dumb sometimes.

[honest gate]

I'm 👍

[brisk igloo]

But like 100x better than Nadeko, yes.

[quiet brook]

@honest gate

i think you gonna like this

arent ya a lesion main?

am a dok/rook main

maverick/buck on attack

what rank are you?